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ITT: We're all newfags

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT:
We're all newfags
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You win, simply because you made this thread.
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How do I reply to the thread op?
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>>560267845

newfag identified
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>>560267718
why are everyone calling eachother hurtful names like faggot? my hometown reddit has civil and intelligent conversations. You're all meanies!
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this thread sucks! downvote lol xD
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>>560268310
what this guy said!
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>newforce can't even trifag
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>>560267718
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what does "sage" mean XD
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>>560267718
hay guise is anyone else getting cod advanced warfare?
its gonna b so good i cant wait
lolol at all the assmad battlefield fans XD trololol umad?

can anyone tell me how 2 delete system 32?
i heard it wil lget me 20th prestige on ghosts

#swag #yolo
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@560267718
This is a great thread! xDDD
I will share it on my reddit, btw rate comment and subscribe in my videos xDD :3 <3
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>>560267845
>>560268034
samefag
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@560269228
You're a fucking cunt
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How do I make an account
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>>560269378
Fuck you faggot die nigger
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>>560267718
lol great thread original poster.. I will bookmark this so I can lol later :P
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>>560269512
I bet you guys I can guess my post number!
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>>560269576
lol me to!!!!
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>>560269556
reacting to urself faggot XDD
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I go to a lot of these posts and people are always saying bump. Are we supposed to do that in every post?
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>>560269678
Noooooo my hacks must not be working
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OMG I just saw porn on this page!! my mum will kill me if she finds out :((
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>>560269819
you bettr give me 3000 microsoft points on xbl or im gonna trace your ip adress and hack your account
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LOL tHis whole thread xD. LOL I lost xD
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>>560270068
ROFLMAO try and hack me! I am using incognito window!!
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>>560270501

came here for this comment
was not disappointed xD
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>>560270560
thank you!! lol I don't know how to add you as friend on this cool page!
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Lol this sites just like 90s 9gag lol
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ITT newfags pretend to be pretending to be newfags
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Some times coming out of a day spiral is hard some times its
easy but theres only ever 2 ways to come out thats really sorry
for loving everyone or the other which is no to bother
and i just saw my face in the mirror so this story goes on.
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this gayme right here is made for real pedofiles who can't supress there inner workings of satan, anonymouse needs to get this banned everywhere
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>>560267718
http://magma.scapenode.co.uk/ViewThread.aspx?thread=560267718

ayy lmao
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>>560267718
Would a newfag have a blue I.d? Check em fggt
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>>560270680
Make a thread about it /B\ro. I made 1 and it was helpful . This was my face when I got help! XD
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what the hell is a newfag?
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>>560270732
what is ITT???
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>>560267718

>how do i green text?
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>>560270912
holy shit

/blueid
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>>560270732
plot twist: you're a newfag!
xD
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>>560270861
sauce?

>>560270871
sauce?

>>560270912
sauce?

>>560270940
sauce?
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>>560271184
sauce
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>>560268882
Like
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>>560271184
Sauce?
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>>560271248

Sauce?
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>>560267718
what about killing yourself faggot?
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>>560271184
>>560271248
her you go guys LOL :P
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>>560267718
? ? ??
? ??
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>>560271395
>>560271374
>>560271420
damn u sure that's legal XD
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>>560271420
thanks! *unzip*
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>LE MáyMáy Arrows!!!
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Guys why is everyone talking about cheese pizzas and boxies??
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>>560271397
damn bro, you're so lucky, your ID with random letters matches "Heaven" perfectly
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>>560267718
OMMMMMGGGGGGG I SAW THAT PIC ON MEMEBASE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HAHAHA HE LOOKS LIKE ME WHEN I WIN XDDD
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how do i greentext<
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guys I have a problem with all this growing by my house I think its called sage or something
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ayy lmao
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>>560271397
woah dude how did you get that cool ID?
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>>560271673
LOL THAT PICTURE!!!! XDDDD
can't wait to share it on r/4chan
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>>560271743
heh thanks XD
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>>560271743
Thanks
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>>560267718

No way! I've been here since le sad frog face.

Fucking newfags.
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>>560268451
%triforce
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>>560271743
Thanks
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>>560268882
Perfect
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>>560271446
OMG I MADE TRIFORCE IM NOT A NEWFAG TAKE THAT 4CHAN YOU CANT STOP ME IM GOING TO TELL THIS IN MY CLAN THEIL NEVR BELEV ME
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>>560272008
>le sad frog face
My fucking sides
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lol I just realized 4chan is "fortune" and the 4 leaf clover is a sign of fortune!!!!!
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>>560267718
This s shit, I'm going back to 9gag. Theymemes are better
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I don't believe their are jdif shills on /b/
I am going to post gay porn to get rid of all the nazi's on /b/ and /pol/
Moot isn't a feggit
as a ylyl thread creator i am not a homosex
that guy is giving away money! rolling!
that q girl gonna show tits if i get 64! rolling
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>>560270912
n1ce get m8
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>>560272191
hahah rekt m8 xD jolly good laff
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ITT: Newfags finding out what theyre doing wrong
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>>560272291
lol what's that game in the backround looks fun
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how do I go back to the thread I posted in
whats "sage" mean?
whats an OP?
whats a roodypoo and candyass?
roll for 75 expose your boobs
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>>560269678
I'll try
>69 roll
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>>560272317

Goddammit Heaven how are you in like every thread?
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tits or GTFO! :D
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>>560272373
Amnesia; the dark descent
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::STOP MUSIC::
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Fax Machines
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is it okay to put pictures of naked ladies on here?
also how do i do that neat green writing and make the triangle thing?
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Ooh, I get 1000000$ real monies on Paypal if i roll doubles, rolling until it 404?s
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>>560272373
this game
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Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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ITT: Summer
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>>560272593
Cool I heard Pewds did an awesome playthrough of it!
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>>560272629
>?
>? ??
lol you noob, it's easy to triforce, you just need cto ctrl c ctrl v other peopl's triforce, learn with the master:

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People are all taking selfies and I'm just that guy in the room who's like...
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>>560272794
LOL it IS summer xD where do u live /B\rother?
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>>560272373
Its battlefield 4, damn casuals not recognizing good shit when they see it
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>>560272849
>KEK
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>>560272758
>implying hacking
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your all a bunch of niggas pretending not to be newfags.
fucking summerfags.
nigga nigga.
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>>560272968
is this bait, like no real battlefield 4 is casual
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{Hidden} newfags {>Hidden}
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How do you upvote comments?
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HOW DOEs THIS WORK??
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hey?hey
lol? ??lol
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Heaven is such a newfag
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>>560267718
meh
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>>560272758
LOL newfag
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>>560273351
Shutup newfig
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My ID will start with an n.
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>>560273454
Sage
I know right! XD
Also, >mycaptcha
Iddleapoq DOG XDD
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>>560273351
>>560273454

samefag
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>>560273495
delete system32
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>>560272291
>>560272686
fuck......this gurl is extremly cute...
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>>560273549
wow
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>>560273601
what's a samefag, why is everyone so homophob around here >:(
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lol guys weres the upvote button??? XD IM SO RETRDED
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>>560273601
>implying
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Why do guys photoshop wieners on girls? xDDDDDD
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>>560273549
magic
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>>560273635
Thanks /b/ro. Will return with results
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>>560273568
My id will start with a t :D
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my id will be q5mgboeJ
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I AM ABDUCTING THREAD
THIS IS NOW SPIDERMAN THREAD >:D
TROLOLOLOL
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>>560271994
how the hell did you do that??
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>>560273549
>>560273941
>>560274000
see? it works :P
also trips xDD
post funny memes guys :)
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>>560273716
>implying what?
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http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=x3tgm1%3E&s=8#.U9180oBdXZU

for newfags
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u don't like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
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>>560274125
:^)
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>>560274193
Look who found how to change their id to heaven
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>>560274125
Alright here is my funny first meme I made :P Xd
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>>560273646
Thread aside, she is, actually :}
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>>560274317
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>560273182
The 4Chan FAQ reads, and I quote,
"To spoilerize a comment, place [spoiler] tags around the text you wish to hide (ex. "[spoiler]SPIKE DIES![/spoiler]"). Misuse of these tags may result in a ban."
>Misuse of these tags may result in a ban.
>may result in a ban
>ban

Moderators, please IP ban this user at once!
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>>560267718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMCHxUETJYI
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TRIPLE TRIANGLE???//??/!!111
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I really really really don't get why people like this so much
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>>560274631
[spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] lol xDDD [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
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>>560274846

I really really like this picutre
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>>560274846
LOOOOL XDDDDDDDDDDD
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Sooooo, this is just a normal /b/ thread.
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ITT: newfags are more cancerous than usual
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Who is this heaven guy? and why is he always a total asshat?
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>>560275602
>>560275602
I have no Idea I think its a virus
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>>560269678
Is it 8?
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>>560271397
ID Heaven: The newfag to end all newfags.
Gone are the days where namefagging got saged
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>>560267718
op claiming ID
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Going to bed now. Have bookmarked the thread so I can check back tomorrow. :)
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guys how do i sage
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>>560276854
Can you please rehost this to imgur?
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Who is moot guise????
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¿
¿¿
I tryed force and failed
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>>560273716
Hello fellow sage
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My Jamies have been crinkled
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>>560277583
how do yiou get jesus heaven?
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>>560277874
Heaven is just an ID given to people who sage threads, To get the ID type Sage in the email field however note that you may cause the thread to 404 quicker due to you not bumping it
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how do I mod this subreddit?
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>>560273495
Type sage in email
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Where is the upvote button?
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>>560274598
...sadly these kind of girls are bitches and fucking someone up...
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>>560272274

What is a mott?

frugspawn fuddust

Sorry I mistyped my captcha in here

JAMES I TOLD YOU I WAS ON 4CHAN ARE YOU IN HERE?
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ahh....just like the old days... guess nothing much has changed
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>>560271397
Do you even newforce trifaggot?
You old fag
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>why is my text in green?
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>>560278658
Shut up old man, your time was full of degenarates. We're gonna do the internet a favur and improve it's image
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>560267718
whats that
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dancing 4 moni pl0x
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>>560279836
  ?
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>implying implied implacations
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>>560268546
oh darn! i'm glad you pointed that out! i won't fall for it now!
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why does john keep on making threads? he calls all of us fags.
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>>560280368
mine looks better xD

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>>560280368
how do i do a triforce?????!!!1oneone???
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>>560267718
Moot is newfag desu
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>>560280626
  ?
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>>560280864
  ?
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>implying
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>>560280864
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