Innawoods: Apocalypse Edition You wake up at sunrise to the

>wake up
>fap

>>560160556
holy shit bro this is awesome if it wasnt 4am id deff stick around for this, archive this shit for me when its done please
-catrographer

Check the news, man.

>>560161002
Will do, mapmaker.

I'll probably just restart it tomorrow evening.

>>560161116
yeah 8 hours from now or later when im up again will be awesome for me

>>560161214
Probably gonna be more like 10pm. You're in the same time zone as me, so if that works for you, it works for me.

>>560161214
>>560161370
Why don't you both just jack eachother off

>>560161370
thats great too, the other civ thread im doing will start up two hours after yours does then, see you then bro

Anyone else around? Or should I go diddle myself and come back later.

im here. good job op just wanna say this is a brilliant idea in terms of survival and scavenge type GM.

>>560162362
Your votes and rolls will count for three until we get more people in here

>>560161463

This gets my vote.

>>560162715
Check your phone

>>560160556
I vote for other, fap.

Vote for fap

OP ded?

>>560163075
You turn your phone on. You've got texts from three people: your mom, hysterically inquiring as to your well-being, your coworker, saying "the office was hit, STAY HOME", and your best friend, who texted a picture of a three-car accident, some charred corpses surrounding it.

Do you:
>Text mom that you're all right and ask how she's doing
>Text your coworker the same
>Text your friend to ask the same, and ask what the fuck's going on
>Get dressed
>Check the news

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RED PHOSPHORUS JAAAAACK

>>560164392
I die. End of thread.

>>560164392
Nice job op!

Can I multi-task:
>Text mom that you're all right and ask how she's doing
>Check the news

>>560164392
Is it possible to turn on the news at the same time while asking your friend what the fuck's going on?

>>560164392
Dude, what the fuck? There were way more fap votes. It was even the first thing anyone said.

Vote for news. Probably better to know what the hell is happening before contacting people

>>560164392
hey op, good going but I gotta head out. nice work though make more later on!

>>560164392
use the phone for porn, fap.

>>560164692
Yeah. You send your mum a short message and walk out to the TV. The emergency broadcast blares, even at medium volume.

"THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST. THERE IS A BIOHAZARD WARNING IN YOUR AREA. PLEASE CALL THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND SAFETY AND REPORT TO YOUR DESIGNATED QUARANTINE ZONE" It repeats over and over again, as such messages tend to do. Do you:

>Call the DHS
>Talk to your friend
>Get dressed
>Beat off like it's the last day of your life
>Other

>>560165636
Pull the pistol out of my nightstand and shoot myself in the face.

>>560165973
Any takers?

>>560166149
You were pretty much just going with whichever you wanted instead of, y'know, what we voted for, so what's the point? Just write it as a book if you wanna do it that way.

>>560166248
Like I said, I've never done this before. I felt like I needed to sort of get the ball rolling in a reasonable direction before going for shit like that.

Lesson learned, gracious anon.

>>560165636
Talk to your friend while getting dressed

>>560165636
Call the DHS while beating off.

>>560166784
>>560166889
Going for a tiebreaker here

>>560166964
Go with his, I guess.

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>>560167042
You text your friend while you head into the bedroom, asking if he's all right, telling him you're all good, and asking what the fuck happened. By the time you're dressed, he's replied.

"A van swerved to avoid something in the road, and hit the two cars. Gas tank blew up on one of them? I dunno, not important. The fucked up thing was the thing in the road."

What do you wear, and what do you reply?

>>560167618

What is this, Grand Theft Auto? Gas tanks dont just blow up like that.

Wear Cargo pants and a sweater.

>>560167618
Furthest right, because pockets. Look at all those pockets.

>>560165636
talk to your friend

>>560167618
I check the weather outside and the forecast on my phone.

>>560167618
>What the hell was in the road?
Also put on the second from the left

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>>560167826
Don't trust the friend, man, he can be a dumbshit.

>>560167826
>>560167860
The red vest it is. Lookin fine, Bobby Hill. Lookin fine.

>>560168169
Welcome to the show, friend. You peek outside the window. It's cloudy, but the sun still sits just above the treeline in your neighborhood. Your phone says low chances of rain all day, with a 50% chance after sunset.

>>560168316
You text back your holdout of a motherfuckin pal, and he sends back "Fuckin big-ass bird bro. Cops killed it after it started picking at the burning bodies."

>>560168867
fuck... i was going to second the grey shirt...

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>>560168867
"Caught this pic of it" your friend sends shortly. "Scariest shit I've ever seen tbh. Had a mouth like barbed wire."

>>560169080
Whatcha gonna do, /b/ros?

>>560168867
>>560169080

kek. Better grab a weapon and some buddies and levelgrind.

Text back "Whatever bro, I don't give a shit. Now where the fuck are you?"

Guys we gotta save Mummy and get our pal

>>560169192

search the web for headlines about what caused the wreck and killer birds right after grabbing my ruger charger and getting the fuck away from the windows.

Head to the Winchester...

>>560169426

Ehh. Do this OP.

I also vote that our friends name is Rupert and our name is Dave

>>560169192
Grab the pistol in the nighstand, cram it in a pocket.

>>560169192
Masturbate to picture

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>>560169242
You have a few options when it comes to enlisting some allies. Your upstairs neighbor is home and awake. Your buddy lives about a mile away. Your work buddy is a worthless twat, though.

>>560169426
He's at home, refusing to head to the Safezone since all he's seen so far is the bird wreck.

>>560169473
You find an article about the "muticus overdonium" virus. It seems to cause disturbing and violent mutations in animals, and has affected some humans as well.

>>560169473
>>560169602
You grab your dad's old gun, god rest his soul, and a box of ammunition.

>>560169898
"I don't think we should be solo through this, Dave" Rupert texts you. "Is your mom ok?"

>>560170419
Just as a precaution, you stick the small revolver you keep around in your pocket. It's fully loaded, but that's it.

>>560170623
You rub a quick load out to that majestic, man eating owl. God damn, that wingspan. Unf.

Your call, players

>>560170743
Wake up neighbor, shoot him in the face, loot his apartment.

>>560170743

Grab a pan, a skillet and go get your neighbor. We should also get blankets, a radio and all that shit. And some fire making shit too.

>>560170894
No scratch that, conserve ammo, bash his head in with a lamp.

>>560170743
still gotta google headlines for birds and figure out what caused the wreck.

>>560170894
This but shoot him with a load of cum not a gun
After you lot his apartment tell him hes your bitch and that you have to leave now

>>560171167
If that would work, do that instead. If not, just kill and loot, bring body along for meat.

We text our Mum, check she's okay and then text Rupert her answer as we walk upstairs to our neighbor

>>560171090
whoops,... just what caused the wreck... gotta see if some muticus overdonium is in the area yet

>>560171568

Workmate said the Office was hit. So yes.

>>560171090
I thought the implication was clearer. The boid was mutated, and it was in the road, some molester van swerved and hit two more cars. An explosion resulted.

>>560170894
>>560171020
>>560171167
>>560170998
>>560171297
General consensus says we incapacitate our neighbor through variously cruel and unusual methods and loot his shit.

>>560171297
Mom is ok but scared. You relay this to Rupert. He offers to pick her up. Where does Dave want her? Three or best vote decides.

>Safezone
>His house
>Your house

>>560171863
Our house. That way we have both Mum and Rupert with us

>>560171863
Safezone, don't want mum to see me carting around a dead body.

>>560171863

What? No faggot. I mean recruit our neighbor.

Whartever.

Our house. We can watch from the roof.

>>560171863
take her to The Winchester.

>>560172128
That may be your call, but like I said. General consensus.

>>560172179
This is now an option.

>>560172092
Dude, kill him quick, leave the body there. Fuck dragging him around. He was dead 'when we got there'

Also, OP; is our upstairs neighbour a cool guy or a dickhead?

>>560171863
I think its time to start the rolls

>>560172324
How about this, we just take one of the legs. If shit's going down we don't want to waste all that meat.

>>560172324

kek Too late now m8.

Ok, so when Work Buddy-chan gets here with Mummy, we should loot the place.

>>560172032
our house, you gotta stay off the roads for 7 days. Most of the population will try to travel and die.

>>560172324
Although I didn't actually want to kill the neighbour, it seems like that is something that's gonna happen.

>>560172324
He keeps to himself mostly, but has a lot of stompy friends over and loud music some weekends. Fucks up your beauty sleep.

>>560172454
You could easily fill three bags with food from your apartment, just so you know.

>>560172342
All right, we're goin up the stairs, Dad's Gun in hand. You tell Rupert to bring Mother Dearest to your place.

Now, how to play this out, friends?

>Sneak up the stairs and break down the door
>Knock on the door and ask to come in
>Other

>>560172638
i guess we're doing the neighbor in.. at least doubletap him in the head after he goes down. (make sure he's dead)

>>560172791

This.

>>560172638
Yeah but, I mean, can you ever have too much?
Also, don't shoot the neighbor, hit him over the head with something heavy. We need to conserve ammo.

>>560172719
Shoot the lock 2 or 3 times and then kick the door down. less likely to break your ankle that way.

>>560172638
Not trying to tell you how to run your thread but the best setup is giving us 3 or more options and using a number roll
You can still answer random questions but this rly speeds up the thread and makes it a lot easier

>>560172719
Make sure you bleed the corpse and gut him so the meat doesn't get tainted
Then go to the Winchester

>>560172959
It's also really fucking boring that way, but yeah, it's faster.

>>560172719
Knock on the door. "Hey buddy..." Hit in the face with gun, hit again and again.

Dave is clearly going mad with fact that he now has so much freedom

>>560172948
you don't have a shotgun. you are only wasting ammo.

>>560172719
Kick down door, grab heavy object, bash head til no more moving.

>>560172791
>>560172868
Noted

>>560172959
WE ARE A DEMOCRACY YOU FUCKING COMMIE

I have two votes for kicking our way in and one for bluffing.

>>560173115
im assuming one of the guns we picked up was a 9mm or better. 2 well placed rounds will be fine for fucking up a deadbolt

>>560173435
First, like fuck it is, second, we only have ONE BOX of ammo and what's in the guns.
Don't assume on what guns we have, go back and check.

Knick and when he opens up bash him in the head with the butt or the winchester and steal all his shit whilst tying him up naked in the closet.

>>560173435
S&W M36 revolver. We have only six bullets for it. The Winchester, however, has 6 loaded and we have 12 in the box.

>>560173659
We're sneaking up and bashing in, then

Knock

>>560173816
Shit, my bad. Tiebreaker, anyone?

>>560173868
Knock

Knock, then bash him in head.

>>560173868
Knock seconded

>>560173868
fine,.. lets sneak up since we're fucking worried about wasting an inefficient class of ammo.

>>560173937
Bingo. You walk up the stairs and rap on the door. Your neighbor, a greasy ratlike man, opens the door with the chain on. "Hey, you all right?" he says, some rasp in his voice.

What do?

>>560173960
Inefficient class of ammo? The fuck are you talking about?

>>560174107
Headbutt

>>560174118
>S&W M36
it doesn't stack well. they're longer bullets but the tradeoff is they weigh more and take up more room

>>560174107
bash the fuckers head in

>>560174107
again, my vote is for the M38. in the head

>>560174248
The 6 that we have are in the damn gun, so that point is kind of m00t

>>560174223
You can't fit your head in the door.

>>560174223
>>560174262
Two for attacking him through the door.

>>560174374
One vote for a bullet to the face.

>>560174248
Okay, so what? They're all we have, I'd rather have those than nothing, and why waste them? We can just toss them later if we really need room.

Ask to come in and talk about whats going on, if he lets us in kill if not hit him through the opening and hit the chain

>>560174425
Headbutt the door, then. Really though, kick it open. The chain should snap easily and the guy will be either off balance or knocked over. That's when we savagely beat him.

>>560174441
>>560174248
Again, ladies...the bullets are in the gun and not really taking up space.

>>560174524
Bash: 2
Shoot: 1
Ask to come in: 1

>>560174590
I'd like them to take up space in the guys head instead... Then maybe my pants could quit sagging from this gun in my pocket since nobody grabbed a belt on the way out the door.

>>560174759
If your pants sag because you put something in the pocket get pants that fit.

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>>560174569
Okay, now we've got one each for

>Attacking through the door
>Breaking the door down
>Asking to come in
>Shooting him in the face

Come to an agreement, man. Free choice is optimal, I don't want to have to pigeonhole you into two or three options.

>>560174759
You discreetly move the pistol to the back of your belt.

>>560174917
its not a light gun dude...

>>560174954
when did we get a belt?

>>560174262
>>560174374
>>560174524
>>560174569
Roll, gentlemen. WE SETTLE THIS LIKE MATHEMETICIANS

>>560175080
When we put our pants on, because Dave isn't a mongoloid.

>>560174990
It's a tiny little pistol, of course it's light.
>>560175138
Rolling out. Or actually, I change my vote to ask to come in.

>>560175138
Also, if this wasn't implied, highest roll wins, 69 wins and gets a free winning choice later in the session.

Why no just ask to come in and them shoot him?

>>560175239
>>560175253
If we have a majority agreement, then that works too.

That's the highest-rolling chance thus far anyway.

If none are opposed, that'll be the move.

As said before it would be best to make this thread later

>>560175802
Why?

>>560175490
"Do you mind if I come in?" You say. "I think I hear something out front and I'm a little uneasy out here."

He glances at your gun. "Is that all you have?" he asks. You not. He closes the door and opens it up again, wide enough for you to enter.

You walk in and look around. He seems to be well off. Lots of decorative items. Not much loot, at least that you can see, you note, before spinning around and smacking him dead-center in the forehead with the butt of your rifle. He goes down for the count, but is undoubtedly still alive.

Do you kill him or restrain him?

There would be a lot more comments coming in at a faster rate

>>560175802
120 posts in, it's a little late for that

>>560175969
More people on the board.

I'm trying to archive this shit, but it only saves up to where we were 40 minutes ago, and a lot has happened since then.

>>560176026
Doesn't really seem like a positive to me.
>>560175996
Head-stomp. Make sure the brain's destroyed.

>>560175996
Restrain him. Gotta keep our humanity alive while it lasts

>>560176331
We're robbing this guy. If we let him go, he'll probably come after us for revenge. If we take him with us, he'll try to escape constantly on top of being a burden.
Gotta kill the fucker.

>>560175996
Restrain him. Gotta keep our humanity alive while it lasts.

>>560176531
Fuck, double post. I need to sleep..

>>560176264
Destroy the brain

>>560176331
Restrain him

64 is the winrar

You stomp his snively little cunt face into the ground until blood seeps into the carpet. "Eat shit," you tell the little bit of brain on the bottom of your shoe before wiping it off. Now, an entire apartment to ransack and nobody to stop you...

>Check living room
>Check kitchen
>Check bathroom
>Check bedroom

>>560176770
Check bathroom, might be good shit in the medicine cabinet.

>>560176468
I agree, we gotta ice da bitch. Dave isn't sure what to do, in this state of pure unadulterated freedom, he's fucking up a dickhead who's been annoying him. Dave is...50 shades of Cray

>>560176850
I agree. Bathroom. Hell, maybe Dave can get high later too

>>560177035
When mum and What's-His-Dick arrive we can all pop pills and take turns with the body.

>>560176850
You check the small bathroom down the hall. There are bandages and some amphetamines ("party hard" written on them in sharpie) in the medicine cabinet. You also see toothpaste, toilet paper, and some washcloths- the basic bathroom materials. Under the sink is a spray can of deoderant.

>50 shades of cray
Dave should find some hookers to do the drugs with don't wanna get eaten by a bird alone

>>560177139
Snag the bandages, meth, and toothbrush then loot the bedroom. Make sure to look in his closet/nightstand for any guns.

>>560177139
bandages, meth(for injuries or if you need a pickmeup if you need to stay alive)

take deoderant

go check the kitchen for knifs

I vote bedroom for a safe and guns

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>>560177352
>>560177578
Dave decides to leave the toothbrush: He has his own and he's out of pockets.

Wait, we should probably grab the TP too, never know when we might need it.

>>560177352
Much agreement.
>>560177192
Screw it, Dave is already a murderer. MMight aswell become King Dave, Ruler of the Apocalypse

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>>560177761
Shit, forgot to swap the toothbrush for the spray can in pic

>>560177817
Don't forget you have your own reasonably-stocked apartment just below. Dave neglects the TP and moves to the bedroom across the hall. There's no gun in the closet or the drawer, but you do find batteries, binoculars, cigarettes, a lighter, a flashlight, and a gay as fuck backpack to put stuff in.

Dave could rock a gay as fuck backpack because he would kill anyone who says somthing about it

>>560178218
Yeah, but that's our stuff. I want his stuff.
Put on the backpack, stuff everything in it, check kitchen for sharp things and food.

If anyone says anything about our pack, we kill them. Easy.

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>>560178441
>>560178540
Word

Dave piles everything into his bag and grabs the TP on his way to the kitchen.

He puts a cutting knife he finds in his belt and opens all the cupboards, shoveling canned goods and a jug of water into his bag. Motherfucker had some good vodka. You definitely take that too.

>>560179273
Light a cigarette then check the living room. Check if the corpse is still warm.

>>560179926
Whatever this plan is, I like where this is going

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>>560160556
Let's be honest, all of us would be dead within the first few days

>>560179926
Dave lights that shit and takes a drag. What a cool ass motherfucker.

Checking the body, which remains most certainly dead, you find John Smith's wallet.

John Smith. Says so right there on his license. John Motherfucking Smith. This guy definitely deserved to die.

The body is room temperature, and John Putdicksinmymouthijustcantgetenough Smith has very recently shit his pants.

>>560180695
I knew the TP would come in handy!
Wipe the shit away with one TP-clad hand and loosen up the asshole with the other.

>>560180963
Using about a third of the roll, you clean up your first disaster victim. Using your other hand, you stick your fingers in his moist butthole. It already seems quite loose.

>>560181297
Pound that ass, then loot the living room.

Anyone else wanna pitch in on what to do or is just me now?

>>5601816don't fuck him, King Dave aint a gay ass nigga like this John Smith cocksucker, Dave is the official P.I.M.P of the waste. GO SSEARCH

>>560181441
You pound that loose bunghole. Even dead, John Ilovetakingcockinmydeadasshole Smith seems to enjoy it.

There isn't much of use in the living room, but then again your bag is almost full anyway. Just his wallet and a permanent marker.

>>560181649
I'm gonna hit the hay after we finish our lootin. Will continue the saga of King Dave, Ruler of the Apocalypse tonight, probably.

>>560181876
It's not gay, balls didn't touch. Besides, he's just establishing dominance, it means King Dave is a leader.

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>>560181952
And thus do we leave King Dave, Ruler of the Apocalypse, freshly relieved in his first conquest's bum. Keep an eye out for dastardly Dave, starting about twelve hours from now, for the saga...it must continue.

It's been good fun, anons. I'm going to pointlessly bump for another ten minutes or so, so that I can actually archive the whole thread.

Dave's Stats
>Health: 100%
>Stamina: 90%
>Adrenaline: 5%
>Carrying: 19.38kg/40kg
>Sexual Tension: 0%
>Apocalyptic Conquest: 1%
>Enemies Killed: 1
>Corpses Dominated: 1
>Cigarettes smoked: 1
>Badassitude: Immeasurable

>>560183519
We need to get King Dave a hat so he looks less like Bobby Hill.