Ask someone who, through a completely random set of circumstances,

What were the circumstances?

>>559675729
What were these completely random set of circumstances?

How does she smell?

>>559675729
how does it feel to be a liar?

>>559675729
why are you lying?

>>559675729
Is she really that hot in person?

>>559675871
he was dreamin

>>559675729

can't movie start afford underwear?

>>559675729
how does it feel to lie to complete strangers

I spent several hours sitting next to her playing monopoly a few years ago, and yes, he smelt great

>>559675729
How many idiots do you think you'll get with this?

>>559675871
>>559675923
friend of a friend invited friend to this thing in London (Dan's just back from SDCC and he was on the promo team). Emma was also tagging along on Dan's side but at around 2 we both found ourselves in the lounge of this swanky restaurant/bar in Soho with no-one to talk to

>>559675939
Jour by Hugo Boss

>>559676020
very attractive, but totally smitten after talking to her

>>559676392
>Jour by Hugo Boss

not what perfume she's wearing... what does her skin smell like

>>559676686
no idea, I was pretty close, but inhaling deep of her face might have broken the mood somewhat

>>559675729

What did you talk about?

How did she interact with you?

How did she treat staff?

Was she intelligent?

>>559676956

Also, what did y'all eat?

>>559676815
Did you smell her panties?

>>559676956
random shit about each other. I asked her what it was like to have the entire internet obsessed with her body, and she asked me about my work (writing, mainly, with a little truck driving on the side - no bullshit, that's my job)

By looking at me and talking. No flirting, if that's what you're thinking, but she did get more relaxed as the conversation progressed. She even touched my arm - twice!!!

Amazingly well

I would say yes, she's done a hell of a lot in a relatively short time, so if she hadn't taken the time out to grab an education she would be doing a full-on Lohan about now

>>559677549
Buffet, mainly, but she loves chicken nuggets and satay sticks

>>559677553
again, that may have raised eyebrows

>>559677695
>I asked her what it was like to have the entire internet obsessed with her body, and she asked me about my work

baahahahaha

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>>559677695

What do you write?

I like to write myself.

>>559677695

>I asked her what it was like to have the entire internet obsessed with her body

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>559677960
started with short stories, managed to squeeze out a full length novel, you might have read it

>>559677906
>>559678106
surprised no-one's asked me what her response was

>>559678251
>surprised no-one's asked me what her response was

Consider yourself asked, I guess.

>>559677695
>I asked her what it was like to have the entire internet obsessed with her body

Then what did she say about me?

>>559678251
what was her response?
also pic for proof? idc if its true or not really, you are a good enough bullshitter to make an entertaining thread.

>>559678251
Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

Right, yeah.

Reah, yight.

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>>559678251

I've not. I've only shat a single, bad short story and read mostly classics and scifi. If you have a pseudonym I wouldn't mind reading a short story.

WELL WHAT WAS HER RESPONSE?

Why truck driving? You'll need a new job when trucks all learn to drive themselves.

What was the most interesting point of conversation y'all had?

did you compare penis size? who won?

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>>559678251

>surprised no-one's asked me what her response was

that's most likely because it didn't fucking happen?

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>>559678775
your mother
>>559679050
nothing really happens
>>559678654
good post
>>559678556
I'm excited to see, too
>>559678498
nothing you anonymous twat

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>>559678106


>>559675729
Sage now

Me: Can I ask you a question?
Emma: Okay
M: it's moderately personal - kinda
E: I'm used to it
M: How do you feel that there are millions of people out there ojn the internet that are completely obsessed with your body?
E: (slight blush) as in?
M (blushing myself) as in... breaking their backs for the slightest chance of seeing...
E: my nipples?
M: I was gonna say breasts, but pretty much, yeah.
E: I got over that years ago. Anyway, I've shown them in enough photos, amongst other things
M: 18th birthday?
E: do you know they were laying on the pavement trying to take pictures up my fucking skirt? (getting a little pissed off now)
M: Yeah, I did hear about that. Sean Locke does a funny bit about that, actually.
E: I know, I saw him live not long ago....

and the conversation moved on

>>559679343
>sage
>doesn't sage
>posts picture

being this

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>>559679467
Did you take a picture?

>>559679467

Are you generating stock dialogue in prep for your next novel?

What was she wearing?

How does your friend know her?

Do you play an instrument?

>>559679773
nope. No cameras allowed at the event

>>559679834
building character profiles and back stories
Conservative number. Not too tight - twas a bit warm today
doesn't,
bongos

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>>559680064
No cameras allowed! That's bullshit, I bet cellphone cameras had to be on somewhere there.

>>559680353
them too. handed in at the door. Standard procedure for junkets

I wish I had skill like this. I'd give her this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qmAbXZmfnA

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>>559680718

and likely be summarily rejected, you lizard

Did you get contact info? Not asking for it, just wondering if you asked and if you recieved and if you didn't ask, will you regret it?

>>559680954
NO she would act like it wasn't really awkward for her you jackass

>>559681810
It was always at the back of my mind, but ending the conversation with 'Can I have your number?', or even worse and desperate, 'do you want MINE?' would have just ruined it completely. She's not the kind of person you broach that subject with. If there had been any point in the conversation that it would be in each other's interests to exhange details, then we probably would have, but as it happened, we were just two people passing the time together and having fun while doing it.

I did tell her I had facebook though, and she said she'd look me up, but I'm not holding my breath

>>559675729
Did you cum down her throat?
If you see her again, let her know I want to piss up her asshole

>>559682437

how could you tell she was intelligent from your conversation?

What was her diction like?

>>559675729
>>559679467
>I've shown them in enough photos, among other things.
As if she would ever say something like that. Also, where was her ex-NYPD-cop bodyguard?
Cut the crap already, it was low quality bait to begin with.

>>559679467

sounds farfetched

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>>559679467

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>>559681818

I don't think even a Great Actress could hide revulsion from your moonscape face and oil-spore scent.

>>559683459
no idea, the subject never came up, but she did mention him a few times in passing

>>559685515

what'd she say about him?

>>559685669
hardly anything

>>559686341
they're fucking