Hey guys, I've heard you guys are pretty good with photoshop,

>>559570029
GTFO 12 year old

>>559570287
IM NOT 12, i'm a very young looking 19.

>>559570029
incoming underage b&

>>559570471
MODS UNDERAGE B8 MODS MODS MODSSS

>>559570471
19?

I'm sure you mean 9.

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>>559570679
no no no, guys i'm not underage, fuck you. no.

>>559570029
OP
You should try 9gag

bump will try to photoshop

>>559571018
9gag told me to come her for better results, they didnt even try

>>559570029
incoming underage b&
it's ok, kid.

it hurts most the first time.

>>559571360
IM NOT UNDERAGE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT. NO.

>>559570870
look dude just wait a couple years and come back your too young. this is a warning , second one equals a permban

>>559571471
UNDERAGE B&
MODS MODDDSSS MODDDDSSS MOOT

underage b&

>>559570287
>>559570662
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>>559571648
ITT: summerfags falling for shitty bait

>>559571471
9gag is a good place for people who are not in the age of majority.
You should go there OP

Dude, so b&

Obv like, 12.

>>559571648
NO NO NO NO NO, DONT BAN ME, IM 19. LIKE, HOLY ????ING ????. DONT BAN ME. NO. STOP. LIKE FOREVER

>>559571471 MODS B& THIS UNDERAGE FAG
MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOOT MOOT MOOT MODS MODS MODS

Gtfo underage beta faggot.

>>559570029
Lloyd Christmas

>>559571975
You're getting permab& summerfag. Mods incoming.

>>559572336
like, At least, i've had sex, you beta scrublord

this could have been a cool phototroll thread, but now its just a troll thread.

>>559572580
lol if you've had sex then you've committed a felony faggot. Have fun with your jailtime now that you've publicly admitted it.

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>>559570029

>>559572580
Are you autistic, you look like you get bullied at school every day MODS MODS

>>559572746
wow nice 9/10

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best photoshop work eva

>>559572691
This is anonymous, you faggot, find me, i dare you. wow.

>>559572746
kek

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>>559572441

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>>559570029
Here OP, just use me, you look like I did when I was 12

Autism/10

>>559572943
you are not even worth doxing

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chicks dig niggers

>>559572943
lol dumfag you posted a picture of yourself and all users have an ID. It's not that hard to figure out.

>>559572746
>>559572918
what the ????, Your doing what 9gag was. ????ING STOP, LIKE. NOW

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>>559570029
No need, OP is pretty fucking alpha enough
>captcha: 12

>>559572943
>implying that's him

ha 19 bs
you must have top notch beta genetics

>>559573137
lololol top kek

>>559571292
TOP KEK

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>>559570029

Alpha man.

>>559571292
nigga got trolled
>captcha: cringe

>>559573137
GOD ????ING DAMN, NO STOP. NO.

>>559573023
and now you look even more fucking retarded

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>>559573917
dont tell me 9gag actually trolled your faggot ass

>>559573137

>Citation needed

>>559574290
watermelon needed

>>559573909
yea, kinda like that, but without godzilla

>>559574462
>inb4 dick shop

>>559574462
yeah keep the shirt just how it is. Perfect!

>>559570029
3good5photoshop

>>559574462
>implying you can get more alpha than being in the general vicinity of Godzilla.

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>>559574462
here you go op no godzilla

>>559574834
THIS HAD LITERALLY LIKE, NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. STOP BEING LIKE 9GAG. NOW

>>559574972
I like the nametag

>>559574972
That's even worse. 9GAG had more skill than you guys

>>559575026
>compares /b/ to 9fag
kill yourself faggot

>>559575203
smells like summer

>>559575224
top kek

>>559575224
i look nothing like lloyd, NOW STOP THESE AWFUL SHOPS, MY DAD IS A COP

>>559575740
im a cop you idiot!

>>559575317
i bet you don't even remember /b/ without IDs

>>559575740
What does your dad being a cop have to do with bad shops?

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Alpha like the Führer

>>559575740
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>559576013
This is it OP
This is the one, I can feel it!

>>559570029
holy shit, this is the most shit thread of all the shit threads that have been shat out by impregnated sit threads

>>559575740
im not sure your dad cop will like you being on 4chan
>inb4 CP, bronies, etc.

>>559576390
agreed

I miss the old wordfilters that would highlight PENIS and VAGINA, among other words.

There was also the great cleansing of 2007, which improved /b/ a lot. We need another great cleansing here

>>559576082
Every time you post that, you lose more brain cells.

>>559577279
autism for ants

>>559577082
So what, you think your hot shit, motherfucker? Fuck you. If I were there i'd fucking kick your ass so hard you'd be fucking shitting your fucking teeth out while i'm goddamn laughing at you. You think your all cool with your faggy post and shit but you dont know SHIT about me, or anyone You "think" you somewhat understand. I'll fucking take you down you asshole. You think you can hide behind your computer and shit but when
I trace this shit and find your fat cheeto eating ass i'll be zigzagging at top speed with my fucking fist cocked back ready to launch you'll be goddamn sorry then you pickle gargle mammoth tits prick. fuck you

Your superfluously mordant diatribe is a stultifyingly puerile imbroglio. The magnitude of this bait is utterly ineluctable, and your jejune orotundity is jocular at best.

The best way to look more intimidating is to shave your eyebrows.
everyone knows that.

>>559577645
Why are you trying to be stupid?

>>559577795
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>559570029
nice vinyl siding. did you get it from sears?

>>559573917
OP surely is 12. He's censoring his profanity, and on /b/ of all places. And to make it worse, he's using hearts. Way to go op.
> says not 12
> actually is 9

>>559577949
Why are you trying to be stupid?

>>559575740
Lol, your funny OP.

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>>559577949
I wanna lick your cat

>>559577949
no answer? you just paste stale boring stuff no one cares about to make yourself look stupid and leave?

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>>559570029
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>>559575740

>>559578517
I think we got a winner! Best Shop!

>>559578819
What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor, and I have many a time participate in raids against the viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirty-score of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in mine eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plaine hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider thine position, fool. As I write this I am in the process of of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England, and they are tracking thine movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm/ The storm that destroys the unfortunate object thou hast referred to as thine life Thou art assurdely deceased, Knave. I can appear at any location at any time, and can end thy life in seventy-score

>>559578748
go ahead m8

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>>559575203

guys, your just a bunch of bullies, how do i close a thread?

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>>559579190
You don't. Lel

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>>559570029

>>559579190
Press ALT-F4, dumbass.

>>559579593
Kek

>>559570029
Gotcha covered, Buddy

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>>559570029

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>>559570029
Here you go

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>>559579072

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MucY5wRYByU

>>559580165
He looks a hundred times more alpha than he did before, and with a bigger dick.

>>559578254
after extended exposure to /b/ said person doesn't try to be stupid. they have no chose

GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MY DAD SAYS I NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN

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>>559579593

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>>559581089
Hehehehehehe

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>>559581089

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>>559581089
is it tape?

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>>559570029
Here OP, I transformed you from a faggot to a badass.

>>559581350
good one

HE'S GONNA GROUND ME GUYS, COME ON. THIS ISNT FUNNY. LIKE, STOP. NOW.

>>559577645
hey everybody we got a bonafide internet tough guy over here

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>>559582118
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BEING POSTED EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING DAY! OP, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT; I'LL TRACK YOUR ASS DOWN, BEAT YOUR ASS, CUT YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES AND SERVE IT TO YOUR LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS, THEN WAIT FOR THEM TO MATURE JUST SO I CAN KILL THEM AS ADULTS JUST TO FURTHER ERADICATE YOUR FUCKING FAGGOTRY FROM THIS GOD FORSAKEN MOTHER FUCKING PLANET. FUCK YOU! I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR POSTS AND FUCK YOUR REPOSTS AND FUCK YOUR SOUL AND FUCK YOUR MOM AND FUCK YOUR DAD AND FUCK YOUR GRANDMA AND FUCK YOUR EXISTENCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

>>559582287
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.

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>>559578517
your doing it wrong

>>559583070
whats wrong?

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Haters gonna say it's fake...

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>>559582118
I'm gonna lick your dad

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>>559577737
misused imbroglio and jocular

>douche me

>>559582649
Haven't heard from OP in a while you think his dad beat the shit out of him?

>>559575740
Oh fuck here we go with this shit again

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last one from me /b/ros

>>559570029
Just got exercise, weights,pushups, etc.

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>>559584664
I think it's safe to say OP is crying his eyes out in his room while his dad is looking up porn. Mission accomplished!

>>559578254
Wait a fucking second, are YOU actually rusing all of US?
Hownew.ru

This thread just proves how stupid people on /b/ are. OP obviously found this picture and is pretending to be the kid, but you retards are too new to realize.

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>>559577279
He will reach it eventuallly

>>559588047
Who gives a shit.

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>>559578517
made this years ago upon request but the thread was deleted and I never gave it to the OP :^)

>>559588047
hurrdurrrrrr internet elitist

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>>559581169
Fucking dying.

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>>559570029
We must keep the thread alive for Lord Beta, he will always live in our hearts

>>559593851
bump for the beta lord

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!!! I HAVENT SEEN /B/ GET THIS STUPID IN FOREVER KEEP DOIN IT!!!

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>>559570029
hahaha made me chuckle and only confirms you are the cancer here

>>559581169
probably the most underrated post on /b/ right now

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>>559570029
obviously this thread is bait

>>559573023
10/10 I would bang you

Isn't that your girlfriend (sister) in the background

bumping for time

>>559576775
OP you need this, you'll get all the ladies if you send her this

Bamp

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>>559596546
... where are his organs kept?

>>559576929
Everyone knows the real wordfilterswere MANKO and CHINKO you brand new motherfucker

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>>559583656
One little number away from being my favorite thread of the day.

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>>559570029
works every time

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>>559583234
>>559583234

>>559599076

lmao almost didn't notice the dick. Thought it was a straight copy until further inspection.

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>>559584990
And here is OP dad

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Captcha: used Compug

>>559575740
ur dads a faget lol

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>>559600194

>Fixed

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It just keeps getting better

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>>559583234

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The only sort of serious one here...
Sincerely, a photographer

>>559600940
Mo money, mo dicks

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>>559602230

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Ultimate

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>>559570029

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>>559570029
12 hours in paint
I have a time machine

>>559586574
Holy shit, this thread is still going?!

>>559603101
This

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Here you go, m8. U turned into giga nigga

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>>559574972
Not bad i'm impressed.

>>559570029

19 eh? Im guessing your gf is of age then also?

after all this hard work we deserve some tits