I'm lonely

k

Six dollar western bacon

>>559387920
Can't someone retype this? Too lazy to bother squinting my eyes for minutes

I'm lonely too, beauty girl.
what do...?
like to show me more from yours?!

>>559387920
itty bitty titty committee/10

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Yeah I figured you gay boys were helpless autistics

>>559388587
>Boasting she has boobs
>She says she can get burgers for free
>Her boobs are fucking shit.

>>559387920
I'm a sales person so I can sell.

>>559387920
>>559387920
>>559387920
Make a sign with KIWIS on it with tits unless you trolling....btw nice tits!

>>559387920
Looks like Moses came and parted your tits, the fuck is wrong with them?

>>559387920
timestamp

Itty bitty committee

Can withstand gravity

>>559387920
no timestamp, gtfo

>>559387920
fuckin bitch
2/10 for making me turn my head sideways

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>>559388587
She wants a Carl's Jr. hamburger and didn't include a timestamp.

But it's tits.

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I appreciate a girl who comes right out and lets you know she's a self-important cunt without taking all the usual time to find out later. So thank you Natasha for that.

>>559387920
tl;dr

>>559387920
no timestamp
fake and gay

>>559389307
That's a myth. They sag with age just as much as the bigguns. Just not as low because they're smaller.

I can be taken seriously on a message board without having to expose myself

Thanks, first time back and first tits I've seen since I found out last week my wife was fucking my best friend. Starting to feel better

>>559387920
>Free burger
Bitch, I could stick up a carls jr with what I'm packing.

I own weapons and have training to use them.

I could just take your burger and tit for free. Thats what I can do.

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Sooo I know my tits aren't that great

But I love bikes

That gets some pts right

>>559390059
Yes. What it is it you want, she/b/east?

>>559390059
Make a sign with KIWIS on it with tits plz!

>>559390059
Bike and ass?

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>>559387920
I can walk into an interview with a tie on and be taken seriously.

>>559387920
What is up with that name for a Restaurant? I go to a place like that, I expect a kid's only menu. Let's go to Carl's Sr instead!

(lovely tits, BTW)

What kinds of things make you feel less lonely? What are your happiest memories?

>>559390627
>>outdated timestamp
Fuck off

>>559390627
>>559390627
Amazing tits challenger! Write KiWIS on the timestamp with your amazing tits

>>559390627

sick burn bro

>>559390627
kek'd

>>559390059
if you're lonely, come hang out with us :D

all we want is to see your boobs on cam, and that doesn't seem to be a problem

femanon
cams
dot com

femanon
cams
dot com

gogogo

>>559387920
"HEY B I'M LONELY"
"HEY B I AM GRIL SO I CAN DO ANYTHING BTW RESPECT MY UGLY TITS"

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I just wish..

I would find myself trying to fix my chain

And a sweaty mtb downhill guy rolls up and offers his help

He takes off his full helmet and his hair is beautiful, neck dripping with sweat


And he pins me against the tree

Ripping my bike shorts off

>>559387920

oh hey, wow, you just realized in our society that NO ONE cares about males at all and everyone cares about females, grats

>itty bitty commitee
no that's shitty titty commitee

>>559391386
>mtb downhill guy
That fuck is that?

me 2 : <

>>559387920

I love the shit out of Carl's Jr.

But I'm a giant fatass.

What's your excuse?

-

My Carl's Jr. lunch, usually 2x a week

>Drive
>Go to Deli about 200 feet away
>Get whatever awesome sandwich I desire
>Get a Calypso Lemonade
>Leave there, go to Carl's Jr.
>Fuck the drive through; I walk in
>Buy a Famous star meal
>Sub Onion Rings
>Large Diet Coke
>Drive to beach
>Take out my towel
>Eat all on beach over an hour
>Go back

Nice tits; mine are bigger.

>>559390059
do you live in pdx?

>>559391386
I could totally fuckin do that. My hair is beautiful, too.

>>559391386
You have my attention. Now lose the shorts.

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>>559391078
>>559390961
Seriously? It's a pic that augments my point. I'm not the girl in the pic. Same with this one.

>>559391782
An empty claim, if I ever saw one.

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>>559390961
>>559391078

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I had to majorly lower my seat for this one

>>559392069

You're an empty claim if I ever saw one.

>>559392264
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SNAP

>>559392243
CAN WE SEE THE BIKE
>BICYCLE MECHANIC REPORTING IN

>>559392243
Nice panties. Show us the front.

>>559392264
Fatty got mad?

>>559392243
Sprea butthole

>>559392479

Bitch, you're probably so short I could breastfeed you if we stood chest to chest.

>>559392467
bump for bike

>>559392243
Nice. Now bend over those handlebars

>>559392243

Remove seat, insert rod in ass, take ride around town.

>>559392243
I'm a 38 yr old and I'm fapping to your pics. And I didn't have to give you any burgers. Sweet dreams!

>>559392621
Are you 2.3 meters tall?

>>559390961
might be a different time zone than you anon

>>559392621
bump for interest in this

>>559392243
come cam OP?

>>559390059
Damn, if you had a mole, I´d say you are my Irina

>>559392243
Pull down panties up front with thumb exposing cunt.
That specific motion in all porn is my fetish.

>>559392243
so enough pictures. lets see you grind that seat on cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com

>>559393079
You have a breastfeeding fetish? Or a fatty fetish?

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>>559392915
IT'S TWO WEEKS AGO!! I WAS MAKING A POINT!

>>559393193
thirsty nigga

>>559387920
Guys don't like small tits though?

>>559392913

Meters?

First of all, you're using too many sciencey words at me. Okay, now, because I don't understand them I'm going to take them as disrespect. Watch your mouth, and sit your short ass down.

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>>559390961
never mind, didn't look at the date

captcha:NGROUB via

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Here's my bike

I had a 2010 got stolen

So now I have 2006 yeti 575

>>559393368
...can it be both?

>>559389783

Sympathies, anon...

>>559393478
Oh, I'm disrespecting you, all right. Bet you are one of those poor pear girls with no tits.

>>559393725
She also seems to have a face sitting fetish, so go forth.

>>559393671
>Pull down panties up front with thumb exposing cunt
this is my fetish

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>>559387920
My looks kill here's a pic to get your juices flowing op

Are you russian, Natasha?

>>559393671

Less bike, more cute panties.
Less thong though.

>>559393671

>Not a road bike
>Dirty as sin
>So few gears kek pleb
>Dat dirty desk
>Rug from one room into yours under the door so messy
>Clothes stolen from an Irish autist

1/10 would not fuck

>>559393671
Only pussy faggots ride downhill MTB, you're supposed to ride BMX/Crossover and hit urban gaps and spots you dumb acoustic nigger.

>>559390059

Those tits are superior, regardless of whether they actually belong to you.

>>559393998
You look like the faggot to end all faggots.

I can get a high paying job.

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>>559393471
not all guys.

>>559393471
>Guys don't like small tits though?

Don't speak for me, anon.

>>559393998

Look Guido, get on a ProActiv regiment, cut your floppy nasty shit hair, shave those baby pubes off your chin, and take those faggot piercings out of your face.

And get a nose job.

And lose 20 pounds so we can see facial definition.

And then fucking groom your eyebrows.

And then you'll be, at least, a 5.5/10

>>559394428
>she is amazing
>she

>>559392243
Write on card/paper/whateverthefuck
> I <3 Heskey

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Meow

>>559393998
Man... like, what the fuck, man? Get that thing off your face or get a proper beard. You look like you are about to suck three cocks at the same time.

>>559394258
Girls don't seem to mind. Perhaps your jelly?

>>559394109
Thats not a downhill bike you retard

>>559393671
I was impressed until
>One piece front crankset
>Juicy garbage brakes

>>559394103
Only pussies ride road bikes. Sorry you can't deal with hills and technical trails.

>>559394561
show your face
where you from

>>559394623

Everyone knows all girls want a gay best friend.

>>559394561

I liked you at Carl's Jr., but the lack of your exposed naked asshole is being a real downer in this thread.

>>559394561
You know, you are no bombshell, but I have to wonder why you are lonely.

And I still want to see the front of those panties.

>>559394561
Pls post pussy.

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>>559394561
>That 100+ mm stem

>>559394716
>one piece front crankset
>Thats not a downhill bike you retard

You really don't know what you're talking about do you?

>>559394561

op, i need to see this live

>>559391386
So hot. I would love to play out this fantasy. With your bike shorts off you are forced onto your back and pinned with your legs spread wide. Strong fingers appreciatively massaging your leg muscles. One hefty bicyclist leg pinning you to the ground while your clit is gently and slowly massaged

>>559394476
I gets the juices flowing on the bitches. U mad bro? Ur just a ugly nerd and I'm that 1 In 1,000 nerd who got looks

>>559395070

You just look like a dirty drug addict who doesn't shower.

If any woman's been with you, she settled.

>>559394581
Another jelly ugly nigga. The bitches stay dripping when I walk through

op is perfect

>>559389014
This is how she acts if she doesn't get enough attention

Basically a 3 year old in a 33 year old body

I had a sexy bike

It got stolen

I could only afford this

Never claimed to own a true downhill bike

>>559394938
I mean Ive been a bicycle mechanic for 3 years
>Sorry if I I called that shitty, probably square tapper, Crank and Chainring combo by its incorrect name.

And if you think that has enough travel to be a downhill bike you should stop shopping in sears buddy.

Let me know when she goes on chateen or something.

Or sharpie is the ass. Anal is always good...

>>559395373
Girl, you really think anyone but faggots care about that?

>>559394561
EXPOSE YOUR VAGINA

>>559394561
Do this
>>559394547
I wanna put it as my album cover

>>559394923
>that seat
>that 100+ mm stem
>that shitty brake setup
>those no bar ends
>those cranks
>those heavy bars
>those shit tier pedals

>>559394561
I'll take you for a ride
You in socal?

>>559394759
They want a guys who takes care of themselves! And they like gay guys because they wish they could fuck them. So I'm a woman's fantasy. Your someone she teases on /b/

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>>559394516
kek. I guess if you have a hard time telling the difference, big tittles help you figure out whether you should be turned on or not.

>>559395695
You sound pretty defensive, bro. I would suggest you stop looking like a faggot and carry on with your life.

>>559395405
>I mean Ive been a bicycle mechanic for 3 years
Really? Because fixing your flat tire in your moms garage for 3 years doesn't make you a bicycle mechanic there guy. It's a fucking mountain bike, it's going to go downhill just fine you apple sauce eating tard.

>>559393671
nice bike

>>559395238
U think but women don't respond to looks like men I mind fuck them after I draw them in with the hair

>>559395731
Sorry, I'm not turned on by 14 year old boys with vaginas and long hair. The girl you just posted looks like an anemic coked out alien.

>>559396214
:*
Thank you very much!

>>559396214

OP, get on cam. I want to see you with your bike live

<3

>>559395613

>That saddle is actually very popular in the women mountain bike world

>Stem is way to long to actually be able to handle that thing

>Juicy brakes suck, which is why they dont make them anymore

>Like I said, cranks are shit

>Bars seem like a good rise for that bike, shorter stem would make that handle like a dream

>Most flat pedals except for Saint or Twenty6 pedals are

>>559396061
I think its great how you cant recognize that there are different types of mountain biking, and chose to ignore the clear differences among them.

>>559396214
Show ur pussy already pls

>>559392787
48 yo here faggot get on my level
>2014
>not being old

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>>559395905
Pushing your defensiveness on me because op would most likely fuck me over you

>jimmies have been rustled

>>559396214
>>559396467
Forget OP. I'm more interested in the bike.

>>559396214
so again, why ain't you camming up?
> femanon
> cams
> .com

>>559396214
>>559396214
What about a sexy pic with a sign that says KIWIS? Plz

>>559396779
Fuck. I can't even be the creepy old guy any more.

>>559396568
>implying i'm a pussy and ride a bike down a hill when i can ride a bike in the town and take actual risks jumping off things and doing actual interesting shit

Go back to buying bike parts off kijiji and spray painting them you 3 year mechanic.

>>559396214
>I never did get to see those panties on you
Well, you can't have everything in life.

>>559396817
Bro, are you still going on about it? You look like a faggot, assuming you aren't the /b/ ladies' man you probably are they come to you because you look like a faggot. Live with the fact, stop looking like a faggot, and stop trying to project a fight that only exist because you look like a queen faggot of the queer hive.

>>559392787
>>559396779
>>559397195
I have to admit I laughed.

>>559396989
gtfo with ur fgt cam site, quit being stingy

>>559396214
>>559396214
where do you live

>>559397359
aint being stingy if its open to all. just a good place for ladies to share

>>559396214
Why aren't you delivering pussy or butthole pics bitch? You insecure or sumn? You already a whore

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tel me am beutiful

>>559397347
I'm still with out a doubt in my mind getting more pussy than you so if I look like a faggot u should try to stop looking like a fat old guy behind a computer

>>559397317
You don't appreciate cycling as a sport until you appreciate all its variants. Thanks for chatting, bro.
Let me know when your new danscomp unboxing video comes out
>I remember my bmx days

>>559387920
Fucking women can't even follow simple instructions.

Time stamp you dumb bitch

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Idk what is a safe cam

>>559397826
>>559397826
Sexy pic with KIWIS sign?

Hello m'lady.

Clean your place you ugly cunt.

>>559397768
You aren't really giving much reason to.

>>559397826
What you mean safe?

>>559397826
spread pic pls

>>559397768
+ Oury-Like grips
- Running any sort of reflector/light
- Running both a reflector AND a light
- V-Brakes

>>559397820
>implying BMX isn't the master race
Cycling is only a sport because it exerts you, it doesn't take any actual technique or skill. But thanks for chatting pal. I hope you find a real job in the bicycle industry some day.

>>559397768
You should have gotten the sport. The hydraulic disc brakes make a massive difference, especially when its wet.

>>559396214
what if the seat penetrated ur vag?

>>559397826
pleaaaase turn around and spread your asshole

i NEED to shoot my load so bad

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>>559397768
>>559397768

Awesome bike man.

You are beautiful to me...

>>559398336
>it doesn't take any actual technique or skill
Case, and point.

>>559396214
Op, today's my birthday and I'm foreveralone. Can you please write "happy birthday Raul"? Love you in advance

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I wish I could fk my bike

Beautiful. =)

>>559398096

Its not going to happen you cockmongler

>>559398641
>Raul
Huehuefag detected?

>>559398598
No you just suck at it because you're too much of a fat piece of shit. Case, and point.

>>559398641
I have a driving test at 10:20 today can you pleas wish me luck OP
Thank you

>>559398806
what's stopping you?

>>559398806
I want to see your entire body

>>559398552
- Spoke protector
- Pedal reflectors
- Sram
- Mech Discs

>>559398806

All you have to do is remove the seat and lube up your asshole.

>>559398806
i wish you would turn around and spread that asshole so i can imagine popping it in

>>559398952
yeah stick the handlebar in

>>559387920

>implying I eat shitty pleb food
>implying I would ever want an attention-whore slut
>implying anyone gives a fuck about you
>implying you timestamped

>>559397826

go to

femanon
cams
dot com

skinny nigger but my dick long.

holla holla holla holla. holla holla.

bitch, u c dat bike? das mine

>>559398806
OP confirmed shemale until i see cunt

>>559397826
femanon
cams
.com

you'll have fun, i can guarantee it

>>559398924
Someone sounds rustled and has no choice but to make stupid comments that have no logical background.

>>559399037

Meh.

>>559399351
Not a bad bike dude
Entry - Moderate

>>559399313
I'm not rustled in the slightest bit. I'm not sure how that did have any logical background.... Pretty hypocritical of yourself. Go back to wasting thousands on your bike, friend.

>>559399157

No nigger, you stole that bike.

>>559398806

fuck your bike on cam, gogogo

>>559398806
contact info? where are youfrom?

op could you write I <3 Corn on your tits? and a pic plzzzzz? or on a piece of paper would be nice. thanks alot ;) and fuck what they think I lile your boobs

>>559399636
>I'm not sure how that did have any logical background

Its called ad hominem buddy

Well, this thread has derailed.

on the hunt for internet compliments and attentions fail
Yes hug a fucking computer screen you tard

you faggots couldn't get pussy if it meowed up against your legz niggers let her play

>>559400176

She's not going on cam, showing her pussy or putting anything in her ass.

Might as well talk about her bike...

>>559400341
so come grind your bike on cam. way more exciting

>>559400341
nice ty femanon

>>559387920
I can make a bunch of babies in you and ditch you for a much younger chick. You game?

>>559400341
this guy right here >>559400603

>>559400491
Well, actually, that's what got derailed. Now it's two faggots doing the homosexual courting internet dance. Soon they'll ask for emails and exchange dick pics.

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>>559387920
Not lonely. Bored. You have all the power here. Lonely is why.

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Nice!

>>559400285
You sure put the pussy on a high pedestal

>>559400731

It's a damn shame.

>>559401158
To his credit, it's fun watching cats have to get down from high places.

>>559400341
I can't begin to imagine the angle your arm must have been to do this.

>>559400341

I will gladly get a few of those pubes stuck in my throat eating that>>>

>>559401391
Cats are like the opposite of women
It also climbs those trees much better

>>559401984
The fuck you do while eating a girl out?

Op show you wearing clothes

>>559403069

Think she is gone.

Oh well, moar bikes?

>>559403453
this is now a bike thread

>>559403453
Think it would be fair. Sad she left, as a collector I enjoy OC.

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I can't post a time stamp of it but I also have an Opus flat bar road bike.

Only issue is the gearing isn't great for pushing hard on down hill spots.

Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow

>>559387920
>Go into Carls JR
>Show the female cashier a boob
>She is almost unphased
>"Ma'am leave please"
>"O...okay"
Go snowflake elsewhere cunt nugget.

>>559400285
You sure put the pussy on a high pedestal

"you faggots couldn't get pussy if it meowed up against your legz niggers let her play" ... momma always said pussy is as pussy does ... and its gone ;)

>>559398806
Just take off the seat and sit on the pole OP.