ITT We're in class.

*starts fire*

Nigger fuckers
Can I go to the dean she's hot

*unzips pants*
*stealthily masturbates to girl in front*

>>559306532
>>559306698
>>559306723
GUIZE, shush! Some people care about our futures.

Dude, its Monday or Tuesday or whatever. There is no class on Mondays...there might be but i'm not certain.

*get out my glock 61 and start shooting clips at students*

"You guys wanna see something cool?"

*pulls out pocket knife from backpack*

*hugs OP*

ayo, this class is shit ROLF

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I can hear the chorus of bullies already.

We dont need no education...we dont need no tought control...

*pays attention*

>>559306476
>No one knows I'm high, this is great!
>Wait, is the teacher looking at me more than usual?
>Shit, he's just staring at me now.
>Wait, is he saying something to me?
"Are you in this class? I've never seen you before."
>This isn't art history?

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>>559306476
*whispers*

Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?

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ayyyyyyyyyyy

*looks around room*

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>>559306476
Hey OP, give me your lunch money, faggot!

*gets in 15 minutes late*

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>>559306476

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*draws anarchy symbols on my 5star trapper keeper with a Whiteout Pen*

>>559306476
yo OP gimme the homework bro

>>559306476
*pulls out a cigarette*
*starts smoking it*
Good times.

I'll be the teacher.

>OK EVERYONE, I'M MR. RUSTLE AND I'LL BE YOUR SEX ED TEACHER FOR THE SCHOOL YEAR.

>>559306476
Hmm, who'll I be fapping vigoriously to before crying myself to sleep tonight?

>>559308896
me

>>559308896
>OK MR. n3P, IF WANT TO GIVE US AN EXAMPLE OF MALE MASTURBATION, YOU'RE WELCOME TO STEP TO THE FRONT

bump for potential

>>559308880
gibe da pussi b0ss

>>559307237
>ROLF
>rolling on le floor

>>559307370
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>559310072

fukken reddit neckbearDS

*burns homework with lit cigarette*
Hey, Teacher! My homework caught on fire.

>>559310072
>MR. XHP GTFO, NO FAGGOTS IN CLASS.

Sleeps & drools on desk**

>>559308991
Will depend on how deep your cleavage is, let alone your gender. Then again, enough 'deepness of cleavage' with my libido is turtleneck sweater,

>>559310521
I'm male.

ayo anyone wanna buy these chips tho

i got some starburst too

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>>559308880

Mr. Anon!
I want to impress you by asking questions every 2 minutes.
I hope Mr. Anon is ok with that! *blush*

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*opens up fresh pack of gum*

I hope nobody noticed, because I don't want to fucking share.

>>559310935
tits or gtfo

>>559311153
Anon, can I get some of that? If you don't I'll announce it to the whole class.

>>559310416
Then why are you here teacher?

>>559311153
hey everybody, anon has a pack of gum!!

>>559311153
Hey Anon, can I have one?

>>559311153

hey faggot YOU SELLIN GUM? YOU ON MY TURF DAWG

>>559310935
<YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT IS RELATED TO DICKS AND PUSSY. ALSO, MEET ME AFTER CLASS BEHIND THE DUMPSTER, I HAVE TO DICKSCUSS SOMETHING WITH YOU.

>>559311623
Oh sheet.

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>>559306476

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>>559311623

>>559311519
>I MIGHT BE A FAGGOT, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT BLACK

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>>559311253
Anon-kun your so funny
*teehe*

Fucking hell, we have a sub.

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>>559311462
>>559311530
>>559311620
>>559311623

fuck you guys.

Who has the MCDs medium free combos

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>>559312052
thank you anon, now I didn't have to open my pack

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Teacher, Anon has a Sony Playstation Portable in his Jansport.

>>559312012
*whips out dick in middle of class*
*shoves it in your mouth*

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Where am iiiiiiiiii

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>>559312423

>>559311971

ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME NIGGA

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>>559311623
stay out of my territory

*Gets out anime figure*

PENIS

>>559306997
It would suck to get shot with a magazine.

It would probably rip through you. But first you have to find a gun that fires magazines.

>>559312528
You're trippin balls, nigga. You better gimme some o dat lucy.

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>>559312467
B-but Anon-kun!
It's too big!
It doesn't fit

>>559312958
You wanna take it up the ass, then?

>>559312423
>MASTURBATE AND CUM ALL OVER IT

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Man I hope no one notices how high I am.

>>559307140
*pulls out gasoline lighter*

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>>559312758

NIGGA I WILL WHOOP YO CRUSTY WHITE ASS

>>559313170
anon, are you on drugs!? that's it, I am calling your parents mister!!

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Hey anon! Got any lunch money for me today?

>>559311153
You dicksgust me

>>559306476
ITT
We're artificial academy 2

>>559313170
Here, have a cigarette.

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Hey billy, lets go messaure our penis

>>559313295
sure friend! we all have financial difficulties sometimes

>>559312698
>DO YOU WANT ANOTHER TEACHER VISIT? YOU'RE REALLY LIKED THAT WHITE COCK IN HER MOUTH

*starts lighting up weed in the back of class*
anyone want a hit?

>>559313295

AYO THAT DUDE ENDS UP GAY IN THE END OF THE SHOW LOL FAGGOT ASS

Who else has to fart?

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>>559312867
Nono, he said if fires clips.

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Anybody catch that big bang theory episode last night?

Teacher!
*shouting after you ignored my fucking hand waiving in the air for 20 minutes*

My sister is hot and I like ponies. Should I put my dick in their mouths?

Also, allah ahkbar!

LUCCYYYYYYYY
>>559312878

>>559313431
hey you wanna bet 5 bucks to the one who'll get a boner first without moving?

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>>559313105

Please be gentle Anon-ku... wait a second
We are still in the classroom.
Didn't the others notice this?

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>>559306476

ANYONE WANT TO JOIN THE ANIME CLUB???!?!?!

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>>559313902
the only thing i caught last night was you mooooom fagget.

>>559314094
Who cares? *puffs on cigarette*

*throws shit to the teacher*

>Fuck all of these people
>I'm going to go crazy
>I hate this fucking class
>They will all pay
>Like this little faggot next to me
>Time to vent rage
>Fury will never be the same

Hi anon, may I borrow a pencil if it's not too much... oh okay... I'll just be quiet then, sorry

>Next time

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>>559313902
>BARZINGLE
>BINGZOOPO
>ZIMBABWE
>BULPINBU
>BING-CROSBY
>BUTTPINGU
>BUKKAKE

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*Pull the girls air sitting in front me*

>>559313902
*throw a plastic baloon full of semen*

*Awkwardly quiet in the back of the class*

>>559314094
Did someone say something? Huh, must have been the wind...

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I JUST GOT THE NEW GAMESPHERE, EVERYONE OVER TO MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL

>sdfdsfdsfdsfdsfdsfs

>>559313910
>THAT'S COOL ANON, I'LL PAY YOU A VISIT FOR BEING SO GOOD, YOU CAN FUCK PONIES IN YOUR ROOM WHILE I HAVE A DICKSCUSSION WITH YOUR SISTER.

>>559311153
Got some left dawg?

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>>559314632
Holy shit an airbender

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Anyone wanna trade?

*sits quietly and works like a good boy*

>>559312687
i REALLY want to know the context of this

>>559313596
*nods at you*
give me a hit

>>559314985
See >>559314926

Shhhh!

*Red pen breaks open and ink spills out*
*throw it on other student*

>>559314926
HEY PSHHHHH

PSHHHH

>>559315101

NIGGA THAT WAS MY NEW SHIRT, I HAD THREE DAYS LEFT ON THAT.

*throws lunch at*

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>They don't know you're high
>They don't know you're high
>They don't know you're high

"Anon, what do you think about..."

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hey, es esta la clase de español?

*opens lunch packet*

Welp.. time to eat.

Man I remember back in muh days kids in my class were crushing pills and snorting them off the tables before the teacher came in. Or hiding that they were drunk. Man, middle/high school was a fucking fun time. Miss that shit.

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>>559314716
SPHERICAL

>>559315196
*is still sitting quietly like a good boy*

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>>559314915
I challenge you to a duel

>>559315236
Here, have a cigarette.

>OKAY EVERYONE. WE WILL USE THE NEW LAPTOPS TO COMPLETE OUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT. TAKE OUT YOUR NOTEBOOKS AND GOOGLE PENIS AND VAGINA IMAGES AND COPY THEM TO YOUR NOTEBOOK.

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*furiously opens classroom door*
What the hell is going on here?
I can't theach next door, it's so loud here.
Mr. Anon what is going on here?

>>559315236
Hey classmate. I having problem breathing. Do you have problem breathing? in... out...

>>559315305
SHHHHCCCHCHCH

>>559315421

y'all i don't think this is the teacher

i think we need to call the cops

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>>559315081
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>559315305
I'll trade your sandwich for my top kek, deal?

*imagines my escape route in a zombie apocalypse*

>>559315532
shhhh yourself I'm silent.

>>559315384

Oh shit dude you have Exodia, no way! My brother has his even more powerful version that's worth like a gorillian dollars.

anybody wanna get high? i got a bong in my backpack and 1 pound of weed :P

>>559315467
Well, I'm over here in the back of the class smoking a cigarette, buying acid, and fucking some girl.

>>559315554
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WUB WUB WUB, WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUBU WUB WUB WUB WUB, WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB, WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DwN4E3qfTPY#t=85

>>559315383
*whisper in the ear*

HEY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEEEEESE PIZZAAAAA

HEY GET IT?

*sniff*

>>559315716
What is... f.. fuck?

>>559315304
FUCK OFF HUAN

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>>559314915
whatcha got there anon?
i'm lookin for some elf twins

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>>559315467
VIOLENCE ORGY

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SHIT

>>559314926
Psss, pssss
What do we have to do?

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>>559315575
deal!

>>559315304
>NO PERO TE PUEDES QUEDAR A VER PITOS Y PUCHAS

>random moaning sound
>throat clearing
>whistling

>>559315770
*accepts pizza but in a quiet and good boy fashion*

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>>559315860

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Shit shit shit!
Nobody remind the teacher that we had homework due!

>>559311153
Juicy Fruit?
Pleb.

>>559315710
its god speaking to you, you little faggot

go be a faggot somewhere else its the mission i gave you

now go my retarded son, go...

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I need to study for the finalllllll

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I wonder what's for lunch today...so hungry..Hope they have tots..

>>559315467
ZOMG!!! is mr heaven, fok u m8, i will fok u up and bash yer fookin skull, i swear for me mums life

>>559315907
*Puts hand over paper and starts pretending to write

>>559316105
Well, mine's still on fire.

yo teacher we got homework

>>559315907
*points to the chalk board whilst being quiet and good boyish*

>>559316165

Lol I saw spaghetti on 9gag last night and ur lunch reminded me of it! haha! top kek!

>>559313596
TEACHER! ANON IS SMOKING CIGARS OR SOMETHING

>>559306914
every time I would fucking hear this I would just want to salp the hoe that said it

Know what?
*slaps you, hoe. Backhand*

>>559315467
>FUCK OFF MS. BITCH, YOU'RE THE JANITOR.

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Hey OP

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>>559316271
GOD DAMNIT ANNON

>>559307337
thought*
Clearly you need education.

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Do you know Shaq?

>>559306476
Ok kids, sit down, stfu and open your homework from last week. Yes i did give you homework last week actually you plebs

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>>559315982
ay ay ay, taco taco burrito
gracias anon, seamos los cholos de la clase.
Listen up gringos, we are the vatos locos and we will fuck u up if you don't give us your mone lunch ese

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>>559316105
"Mr. Anon, aren't we going to turn in our homework today?"

>looks towards back of the classroom and laughs

>>559306476
Wait a second... this isn't the abortion clinic!?

>>559316271

http://i.imgur.com/5uKSIoA.gif

>>559316545
My dog ate my homework.

He's dead now

*throws a piece of balled-up paper at the garbage can. Yells "KOBE!". Misses. Walk of shame to throw it away again, misses from only inches away. Gets it third time. Class is not impressed.*

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'sup kids, get yo phones out 'cus we learning.

>>559316708
Fuck you asian bitch

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>>559316708
Every fucking time its the foreign chick.
Why the fuck
WHY THE FUCK.

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>>559316271
you filthy nigger shut the fuck up!!!!!

>>559316639
>YEAH NIGGERS, GIVE Qjas YOUR MONEY OR I'LL GIVE YOU AN F AND MAKE YOU COME TO SATURDAY SCHOOL

>>559316639
my sides went to another universe

>>559311153
Gum! Can I have one?
*zone out throughout the entire class

>walks into class with earbuds in
>you can vaguely hear Migos blasting through them
>sits down and lays my head against the desk to fall asleep

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>>559316539
KAZAAM

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TURTLE JIMMY HERE IN MY BACKPACK?

>>559316708
>YES, PLEASE PUT IT IN THE BLENDER IN THE FRONT TABLE

>>559314915
I'll trade you my Winged Kuriboh for your Obelisk the Tormentor

>>559317031
>wakes you up
>WHATCHA LISTENIN TO ANON

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>>559316165

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>>559316861
>assumes class is in the USA or Euro

pic not related

>>559313902
You honor kids have no sense of humor

Hey, anybody want to play some chess?

>>559317203
>looks up at you and utters "It's M-Migos... Here.."
>hands you the earbuds

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>>559313201
*pulls out dick*
my uncle did this to me

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*Teacher walks out of the room

FUCKING PARTY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>559317136
Awwww, Sick!
This is a cool ass turtle man, How long have you had it fo-
FUCK MY FINGER

Fuck, I accidentally walked into the special needs room. It's full of bronies.

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Looks at clock
>1:35
Back at teacher
...
Looks at clock again
>1:33
>mfw

Hey did anyone else notice we have a substitute teacher today

You faggots wanna go for lunch? Anyone know whats on the menu on a Tuesday?

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yo niggers whats going on?

>>559317628
*takes out acid tab*
*puts it on tongue*
Let's get this party started!

>>559310935
Is it just me or is this a picture of Yuno that's been drawn over to look like annie?

>>559317950
Some cevapcicis i think

>>559317950
Spaghetti, like every day, queer.

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>>559317628
FUCK YEEEEAH, LET'S GET EVERYBODY NAKED AND RUB EACHOTHER BODIES IN OIL OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT WOOHOOOO

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>Walk in classroom
>See this

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>>559318047
no shit sherlock

>>559314094
I'll tell everyone you're a whore unless you let me fuck you, slut.

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What to get. What to get..Oh! this one comes with glow in the dark stickers!

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whatcha llokimg at, anon?
*tee hee*

>>559318175
YEAH WOOO LETS GO PICK ON THAT GAY KID, LETS LIKE TOTALLY SHOW HIM OUR PENISES, TO PROVE HOW GAY HE IS, AND HAVE HIM SHOW US HIS LOLLL

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FUCK FUCK, DID ANYBODY ELSE STUDY FOR THE TEST TODAY?

>>559307358
*throws spitball*
"Fucking looser!"
*hot girls giggle*

>>559318313
She can't. I'm already fucking her.

YO GUYS WHAT ARE YOUR FETISHES?!!?

*is still being quiet and doing work*

>>559318386
Couldnt, was busy fucking yo mamma

>>559318386
Is that Elliott Rodger? lel

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>>559318313
Sigh... let's get over with it, Anon

>>559318345
Uhh...
T-That Van Gogh poster I guess...

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Hey, look at what I found at the library! Do you guys think there's some demonic magic in this?

>>559318382
LOL HE IS A FUCKING QUEER, WE SHOULD SEE HIS PEE PEE AND THEN TAKE OUR PEE PEES OUT SO WE CAN HIT HIS PEE PEE WITH OUR PEE PEES LIKE A SWORD FIGHT

*starts getting a boner*
shit... Shit... S H I T

>>559318842
haha fuuuck
look it has tiittsss

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>>559312380
>how it feels

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>>559317340
This is why our class cant be in Sandy Niggeria

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Yeah guys, I'm like, a satanist. So don't fuck with me.

>>559318869
Can you please solve the equation on the board, anon?

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*sits on the corner and draws hentai all day long*

Yeah, old times.

>>559318240
SHIT NIGGS WE WATCHIN A MOOVIE

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>>559318869
Is that tic-tax in your pocket or are just exited to see me, Anon?

>>559319152
That's cute.
*puffs on cigarette*
*starts tripping balls from the acid I took earlier*

>>559318628
°smokes good student with a dodgeball°

Can't wait for gym class

>>559306476
"I'm so angry I could just kill somebody"

>expelled (criminal charges pending)

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>19
>tfw nostalgic for middleschool

>>559318869
EVERYONE LOOK, ANON HAS A BONER LOOOL, IT LOOKS LIKE A TINY TIC TAC LOOOL, LET'S MAKE FUN OF HIM

>>559316314
whut

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Sorry I'm late

>>559319426
*remains quiet and hot and well endowed*

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Get changed anon, we're playing dodgeball today!

>>559319192
Son of a bitch... this happens every time
*Tries to press it down but fails miserably*
Ah fuck it,
*Stands in front of class with full hard-on*
Anyone want a piece of this?

>>559306532
Reminds me of some time where some kid literally set the carpet on fire. Poured lighter fluid on the floor and lit it. Was some punk/metal kid who whore a jean vest everyday with patches and steel toed boots.

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>>559308428
kek'd

>>559319774
>dodgeball day in gym
>both excited and worried

>no one would ever aim at me except friends if they were on the other side
>could dodge pretty well
>everyone else on team gets hit
>me vs entire other team
>can't throw for shit
>get embarrased and fuck up

every time

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*bell rings*
Teacher: I suppose you can all go, I forgot what I wanted to mention.
>"You were about to give us our homework"

>>559319774
Excuse me, but I have an appointment. My...my teeth needs to be removed. I guess. I have to go now.

*runs the fuck out*

>>559319774
*quietly sits in corner tripping balls*
*hopes no one notices me*

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>draws these on everything, and has no idea why

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Smoked some laced shit in the bathroom and now it's p.e,
oh fuck why are there little gnomes doing push ups.

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Anyone see that new episode of malcolm in the middle?

>>559319774
*gets changed quietly, revealing my hot toned body, wow, I must work out*

>>559320425
muh nigga, its because of autism bro.

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>>559320142
>Bell rings

The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!

>>559320467
Come over to the corner with me. We can watch each other trip balls.

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needing to take a shit really badly but the fucking teacher wont let you go.

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>>559318094
muh nigga

nigga meet me outside class ask for bathroom break we are getting fucked up before lunch

... ;_;

>>559306997
>clips

>>559320560
*stares at whilst covering with side bag*

Is school almost over?
*looks at watch*
*sees random colored kaleidoscopic nonsense*
Oh.

>>559320425
lol yes, the good thing is my name is scott so i could make them.

looks around class room waiting for the teacher.

>>559320913
*notices you staring, but chooses to ignore your perversion, simply shooting you a cute smirk*

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>hey man can I barrow money for the bus
>sure man
every fucking time they buy chips or some shit instead of actually getting on the bus.
all my rage

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*Has all the answers*

>>559306476
*stares out window wistfully*

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SOMEBODY KNEW THAT TODAY IS PENIS INSPECTION DAY???? OH SHIT I'M SO NERVOUS

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pssssss

hey, bro check it out
the teacher totally didn't notice.

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Lost your PE kit anon? Grab something from the pile and get changed!

>>559321270
*whispers to self* holy fuck he looked..
He looked..
He looked..
He looked..
He looked..

>>559321509
CSHRSHCSHRSHR
-CHRNCH CHR CHRNCH-
Huehehuue, Stoopid teacher. Im so stealth.

>>559321442
Days I'm glad to be a femanon.

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>Forgetting homework at home that you actually did and needed

>>559321509
Sorry man, I'm a cheetos guy. But, I'll still take some.

>>559311153
i always kept an empty pack of gum with my actual gum so people fucked off
i cant be the only one

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>>559320607
oh fuck
it would drag on for half the fucking lunch break i swear

>>559321652
"That's a detention for no homework anon"

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>>559306476
(EXTREAMLY LOUD FART NOISE)

>>559321652
You can copy mine anon

>>559321652
stop making excuses anon!

I am dyslexic not retarded.

>>559321616
So liek how bout I add you on facebuuks and not actually talk to you in personz??

My buttplug slips out of my ass and onto the floor while I'm writing on the board

>>559318842
Summon Ktulu

>>559322084
*snickers quietly at te faggot*

pssssssssssssssssst


hey,
hey
hey anon!

>>559321573
*walks past you, casually slipping a note into you back pocket, the note reads:
"Want to meet up in the toilets at lunch break, anon-kun?"

>>559322315
What

Only homosexuals go to school.

>>559322315
What?

I've already finished the work, extension and challenge questions, what should I do now sir/miss?

*strolls into the class late because i was playing b-ball with the homies*

supp niggers tyrone representin'

>>559310054
feed my children

>>559319774
Dresses up quickly, that way no one should notice my fat body

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>>559322379
>>559322403
[spoiler]69[/spoiler]

Is it summer yet?

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mfw the substitute teacher comes in

*''let the hungergames begin'';s internally*

*sits in the back playing pokemon and not talking to anyone*

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>>559316708
Lemme get my fighting fedora.

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>>559322425
Yo can I see your answers?

*someone walks up to me and tries to talk to me*
*sounds like random choppy nonsense*
*nods in confusion, hoping he goes away*

>>559322356
*uses the paper to clean up the little bit of cum that slipped out as Anon walked past*

*Has various pen shooters and rubber bands*

>>559322487
come to class wearing gym clothes under regular clothes.

*begins fingering herself under the desk*

gee i hope nobody notices me doing this..~