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Stole my friends iPod touch He was pretty mad when he found out

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Stole my friends iPod touch
He was pretty mad when he found out and texted me saying,
"If you're gonna act like a nigger, then you're gonna get treated like one".
What does that even mean? Anyways what are some good ways to strike him first before he strikes me.
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>>559219104
Murder suicide is the best option here.
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rape the nigger
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>>559219104
remote C4 his car
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I hope your "friend" guts you, you filthy nigger.
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>>559219269
/thread
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>stealing from a friend

sounds like a rather niggardly act to me, OP

just take your beating like a man
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>>559219295
I'm white you stupidass faggot.
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>>559219104
lynching
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>>559219382
Doesn't make you any less of a nigger, nigger.
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>>559219269
wtf am I talking about? You're the one who needs to be raped a good nigger raping, faggot
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>stole my friend's ipod touch
>friend
you're going to go far in life, aren't you? assholes like you deserve to be gang-jumped.

have fun with that, cunt.
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>>559219382

Can still be called a nigger. Because you acted like one.

Fucking white niggers.
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>>559219104
White niggers are the worst niggers.
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>>559219504
Look gee I needed some money. His iPod touch was there. I know I'm not a good friend. I've done this countless times before but it's live or let live. I'm gonna strike him before he strikes me.
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>>559219640
WHy are they the worst?
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>>559219649
Then get a fuckin job, nigger.
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>>559219649
lol..good friend, you're not a friend at all you ape-minded faggot. i hope someone shoots your sorry ass soon, the world has too many pieces of shit in it.
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>>559219649

>Look gee I needed some money

Now you really are a nigger. White or not you are a fucking dirty nigger and a shit friend.

Fuck guys like you, he is not your friend. I hope he beats the shit out of you or something.
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>>559219649
You're a fucked up friend, but I like you. I wouldn't be your friend, but you would make an admirable adversary.
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>>559219649
>live or let live
You are so dumb you didn't even use that right.
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Aah shit, and now I'm out of bacon.
Fuck you double.
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>>559219895
beat me to it..
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>Op being a nigger AND a faggot
oh boy
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>>559219786
Why would I fucking slave all day for a bowl? Look it happened. Can't look back it. You just gotta move on and get ready. I'm gonna find a way, maybe hit him with a bad or burn his fucking car.
Not even easy to get a job though.
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>>559219756
They have the advantage of being white yet they waste it acting like a common nigger.
i.e. stealing their friend's ipod touch
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>>559220049
sugar in gas tank.
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>>559220049
Buy a rifle, and a scope. You know where he lives/works, right? I feel I don't need to say anymore.
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>>559219104
> stealing a iPod touch out of all things, you poor nigger.
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>>559219104

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3r1c9UU5rk
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>>559220049
yeah, burn his car..that'll get him to not fucking kill you.
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>>559219104
Niggers always lose
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>>559219104
OP, if you are wanting to be a nigger, you need to think and act like a nigger.
>grow an afro
>buy clothes 10 sizes to big
>get some fake jordans and kill anyone who says they are fake
>find a baby momma
>get her preggo
>leave the bitch, she aint shit.
>find a hoe
>fuck that hoe
>smoke weed
>walk around in a gang
>carry a gun or knife
>get a tattoo of your post code
>whenever someone is filming, jump infront of the camera, give your homies a shout out and yell "world star nigguh"
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i hope your friend kicks your ass, faggot
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>>559220049
Alright, fuck it. I hate you, mostly because I'm out of bacon, so fuck you. I'll leave on this note. I hope you choke on a brick while watching your entire family get rapped by a reconstructed Titanic. Fuck you. I hope you die.
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>>559220049
>stealing from a friend
>to buy a bowl

confirmed nigger

You chose this life, nigger
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>>559220179
haha got 50 bucks at pawnshop and only because it was new.
that bought me 3 grams of the best shit. Got blown the fuck out. I regret nothing. Now I'm just focusing that this bitch don't strike me.
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>>559219104
>>559219382
>>559219649
>>559219756
>>559220049
OP is a piece of shit niggerfaggot
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>OP thinks he fits in at /b/
>gets told repeatedly
>mfw
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>>559220449
can someone dox this nigger so his friend can report him or some shit
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>>559219104
>Stole my friends iPod touch
Are you a crackhead or something?
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>>559219104
Rufie his drink and lock him in a nigger dungeon where he must recieve a golden shower every hour. On every wall show a looping video of you rubbing your dick all over his phone and shooting your load all over it. Then end the video with you dropping it on the floor next to a dead nigger babby, with text on screen saying "Who is the nigger now?". Then the video loops. Then, each night while he sleeps you paint a part of him black. Over the course of 30 days, feeding him grape juice and watermelon every 3 days, he will now be fully painted black. Now you take him to a slaughter house and dress up as KKK member to chop his nigger ass up. You will be wearing a necklace of iPod Touches and each screen will display footage of KKK murdering niggers (it is you, in preparation you need to kill a bunch of niggers as a KKK member and film it so that this part will be legit). As you get out your machete, you tell him "If you're going to act like a nigger, then you're gonna get treated like one". Then chop is stupid faggot head off and shoot your load all over his dead body.
Oh and post pics, obv.
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>>559219104
Pic related. Use your imagination.
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>>559220449
>thinks $50 is a lot of money
confirmed double nigger
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>>559220567
.....you can't dox someone who hasn't given a single piece of info to go on.
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>>559220049

What the fuck kind of logic are you using?

>I steal my friends Ipod to sell cause I'm a fucking druggie
>My friend finds out and warns me to not do it again or I'll pay
>I know, I'll fuck up his car or something. That will show him!

What the fuck is wrong with you man? How is that even logical in your head?
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>>559220449
What part of buying a gun don't you understand? If you can't afford one, just buy a very large knife.
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>>559220449
>I gotta bout fiddy dollars lolololol
The more you talk the blacker you get.
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>>559220714
niggers can't logic
The best case scenario is that OP gets hit by a car tomorrow
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>>559220449

post pics of yourself and your friend.

I wanna see what your chances are.
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I hope you're trolling. Otherwise you're a dishonest thief and he wasn't your friend in the first place. I hope he fucks you up.
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>>559220841
Don't listen to him OP. He's trying to dox you.
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gr8 b8 m8
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ITT: newfags falling for b8 really bad. yall just got coaxed into snafu.
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>>559219104
i thought twice about that line in "wonderland" where john holmes suggests that he knows some chick in tarzana with a wall of microwaves and the guy who just wants heroin says "what do i want with a microwave? what am i a nigger?" and holmes says "we could heat some food" like a cracked out moron but the idea is no that black people steal... it's more like they'd be gross enough to use a used stolen microwave that's all like smelling like someone else's old meals, etc.

a used ipod has been handled so much, it's all greasy, etc. it's one of the last things i'd want used because i'd have to handle it so much.

some people don't care about disgusting used shit... like sneakers they take from others... blacks are the most commonly depicted types to do that sort of thing.
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>>559220449

Wow a whole 50 bucks??

You filthy nigger cunt. Buying in such small quantities too. You live in the hood or something?

Go get a job faggot. One days work can get you like, 60 grams of da beeest shiiit nigggaaa!!

Seriously though, you're retarded.
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>>559220714
He's gonna try to strike me though. It was no fucking warning. He doesn't believe in that shit. You mess with him and he will mess with you back but I wanna get him good enough where he just breaks down and decides he better fuckoff or get more shit.
By the way I tried fighting him back when we were drunk and he kicked my ass, so obviously I gotta find something good or else he will just fuck me up.
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>>559220846
Its just trolling, nobody can be this retarded.
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itt nigger admits to felony
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>>559219104
Wow I could never pee under those conditions, I need some privacy.
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Steal his iPod touch.
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>>559221060
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>>559221060
Kill 10 people

Cut their heads off

Impale each head with a spear

Stick them all on your front lawn

Nobody will dare fuck with you.
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>>559221060
Ok bro, i got you on this if its vandalism your chasing.
I had this one cheeky cunt talkin smack to my bro, we went around to his house, fucked his car up and fucked his house up.
>throw paint stripper on his paint
>smash his headlights
>pour concrete on his windows
Bro what exactly are you wanting to do? Fuken tell me and ill come up with a plan for you.
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>>559220049
Well yeah it's not easy to get a job if you're stealing shit you dumb cunt.
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ITT: some newfriends believe that everytime someone does something niggerish or retarded they are trolling or it's bait.

No guise, srsly. Op us a dumbass whigger
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>>559219835
>admirable
>adversary
>Got caught
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You are shit friend. ''I'm gonna steal his stuff cause I need money.'' ''Oh shit he's mad better fuck up his car or something.''

You could've asked or picked cotton like a nigger. Now you die like a nigger. Preferably by getting dragged behind a car.
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>>559221378
Something to his car. He got a new car when he got out of the marines a while back. It's a Mercedes. Thinking of just fucking it up.
Shit used to be badass when we would smoke out in his car and go cruising then he became a fag so I had no doubts stealing his shit.
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>>559220049
Christ you faggot, ok stealing isnt the best means but havent you heard of not biting the hand the feeds you? Steal from people you DONT know. You can get jail time because youre easily identifiable, plus that's just the most niggardly thing you can do. Steal from stores and then sell on craigslist/yard sales/ebay
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some little cunt stole an ipod from my house meant as a christmas present and im going to fuck his shit up
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>>559221630
Na bro, if hes in the military i will have no part in destroying his shit.
He risked his life so that others could live, dont destroy the shit he bought woth his money.
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>iPod touch
Do they even make those anymore op?
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>>559221630
> I stole a marine's ipod
nah, I ain't buying this shit anymore
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>>559221060

That's your fault you cunt. If you didn't steal from him, he wouldn't want to 'strike' you.

How can you fucking hood niggers not understand common sense? If you just worked, even part time. You could afford alot more weed then 3 grams. Plus you would have a friend still and not all this worrying about who fucks up who first.

But instead you think it's best to steal shit, end up in fights or get your shit ruined, lose friends, be around people you can never really trust.

And you think that's the better way to live?

Fucking niggers.
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>>559220049
Lol keep getting charges add. Once you become a felon jobs, military service, and college are going to be unavailable.
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>>559221964
I figured out it was bait a long time ago. I'm just in the thread because I'm bored and don't feel like falling asleep.
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>>559221630


HAHAHA see? Now you got this guy >>559221864 who was going to help you fuck with your 'friend'

But now he realised how much of a piece of shit you are.

Understand you are filth and scum. This is why no one likes you
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>>559219379
Finally someone with a fucking brain.
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>>559219649
You piece of shit. Let's just hope he whips the shit out of you
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>>559222089
>i liked him before he was mainstream
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>>559221630
>marine
>warning
>theft
>vandalism
>acts like a bro
>full blown nigger
I see every possible way to spell bait. 8/8
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>>559221964
Sounds like your friend is a real bro, especially since he bothered being friends with someone so obviously retarded. probably felt sorry for you.
Do him a favor and kick your own ass since he's probably too nice to do it for you
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>>559222353
>kick your own ass

Why did this make me laugh so hard? I need to stop watching so many movies.
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>>559220643
>4 ounces of acetone for every bean
Where does one buy acetone by the tank?
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stupid white boy

you steal from people you don't know you dumb cracka ass mofo
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>>559219649
So not only did you steal the iPod of someone you have established a good relationship with, and sold it for money for you and only you to have, but because this person retaliated by saying that, you then make this piece of shit thread expecting us to give you advice on how to avoid any consequence from this.

You know it's wrong, you piece of shit, and you'll probably continue with this sort of behavior.

Go ahead, strike him first. Dig the hole deeper, you scumbag. Disrespectful train wrecks like you need a nice big tire iron to the back of the head.
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>>559219104
Hit his penis really hard with your anus.
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>>559220049
>be 18
>apply for first job with no experience at restaurant
> get the job
>make $340 every 2 weeks
>make $200-$250 in tips every week
OP is right. getting a job is hard... when you are a nigger.
P.S. hope your "friend" shoots you in the dome.
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