You look like a tard that went to my high school.
Op gives me a raging hard on
I spy with my little eye
>Girlscout Thin Mints
>A tard wearing ear buds and head phones.
>Space Jam pillow covers
>Wriglys double mint gum.
Sorry ladies. I'm asexual.
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
You look like a faggot, seriously.
You're definitely not asexual by choice.
I'm sorry for being mean.
>Better than being a faggot
will someone be mah friend
>mfw you will never beat my beta-ness
This is someone who looks insanely bad by choice. Not actually unattractive, just terrible choices.
Get tan, swim, exfoliate, real haircut, shave completely
>you shouldn't smoke in your mothers car...
>selfie while driving and smoking.
>there are no hands on the steering wheel.
>Die before you hit 18 please.
redy 4 h8 m8
It was a straight open road with no oncoming traffic and unlike you I can drive with my knees.
My mom smokes . (Lucky guess on it being my mom's explorer)
looked like a friend of mine, would have been the tits to meet up a real life friend on /b/ ye know.
also ur hot dude, totally fuckable. although learn to tilt picture men, that would give you 10/10 would swallow jizz
Meh I'll take a six. I could probably bump it up to an 8 if I worked out more.
always here when u need te place to be turnt
haircut makes u fuckable, find something stylish, subtle that you feel comfy with also 7/10
10/10 would have senseless oiled up nasty fuckfest with you. u have a kinky style bout ya
happens to the best of us faget
Like I haven't heard every freckle joke there is . Some girls have a fetish for freckles.
>don't belong on this board
This is random dumbass. Anything goes.
Bored as fuck
Believe it or not there's an attractive person under there
See to it that you proper yourself up and you'll probably feel better about being yourself.
Have your hair grow out and start wearing a hat or beanie, then just wash it well (Shamp. Condit.) and comb it often, then when it gets uber long, have it cut neatly to compliment a hat/beanie.
Then just shave; your facial features aren't really suited towards hair.
You remind me of Michael Cera.
Why thank you anon.
slit my clit please
I'll throw mine in to see if I get something different here.
Just gave out his name and face on /b/.
hehe thanks. I try :)
That's why you need to FAQ yourself faggot. It says that even if there is a specific boards for most things it's not uncommon or against the rules to post it on /b/. Fuck off faggot.
Hur Dur look I can Heaven
WOW mademereply/10 sage because it wont bump the thread anymore go to soc fucking retards
Go away, no one likes you.
Wow great thread op
protip dont get mad newfag
You do know that even thou you are using Heaven you aren't saving since you posted an image, right?
Heavens even though posting an image bumps the thread either way.
Now you just look silly.
Do it for yourself to feel better.
And ffs wow dude, workin nights and anime on free time, no ladies? Your midlife crisis is gonna wreck your shit with such a depressing life.
Invest in yourself /b/ro
I believe you are misunderstanding the word "semi" or the word "alpha" or both.
You look like white trash Fabio, if Fabio lived off meth and cheetohs
Who the fuck is Fabio?
Who. The fuck. is Fabio!?
THIS IS FABIO!
and THIS is Fabio!
You didn't really add anything that changed what I said, faggot. Now I just know you are more of a shitty fucking mess than originally thought.