Okay guys, time for some fun. Nothing too harsh. She's got

>>557913037

Bump

>>557913084


bamp

>>557913037
Send a dick pic

>>557913251

blump

hey gurl my cock is rotting away, can u suck this smegma off?

>>557913037
Dick pic

>>557913536
Winrar

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get it?

>send the text and picture

>>557913591
Nice

>>557913536

LOL OP DELIVER SHE'LL WANT IT COS SHE HASNT GOT LONG TO LIVE

>>557913536
Ayyy, time to deliver OP

>>557913251
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

Send me her info at [email protected]

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>>557913536

38, 48 or 98

>>557913932
i remember when this was posted

>>557914028
Clever faggot

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>>557914028
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>557914028
You sly bastard you.

'Sorry that was my cat walking on the keyboard, let me make it up to you. Come round tonight watch a movie, we'll get some popcorn and i'll insert my penis into all your orifices.'

ayyy baby wan sum fuk ?

>>557914324
Rolling for this

>>557914396
So close.

>>557914324
Re-rolling for my own post!

>>557914324
Reroll

>>557914324
Reroll

>>557913037
>nothing painful
>on 4chin
Sure is hot in here.

>>557914324
Just bumping this shit now... rererolling for this shit

>>557914324
By the power of spamming, I roll for this!

stop complaining about your "cancer" you fucking attention whore

>>557913037
Hey sweetie, you wanna go eat dinner with me? Ill pay ;)

>>557915028
This. is a proper comment. all others are not.

>>557914324
Reroll

>>557915028
Rolling for this

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>>557914028

Still at 38, 48 or 98.

>>557915098
Winrar

>>557915262
Look above.

>>557915098
Deliver.

>>557914028
take singles else the thread will die.
In case of win:>>557914324

>>557915262
Single digit fag, this is about to 404

>>557915098
Why do the biggest faggots always winrar...

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>>557915262

38, 48, 58, 68, 79

>>557915516
>on /b/
>complaining about the presence of faggots

>>557915262

OP's a fag single digits and fucking deliver.

>>557915612
dude op you can fuck this girl easily. Be cool and don't listen to /b/. I want to mak her feel good

I mean it.
You've been through a lot and I wanna treat you.
Besides, you 're important to me.

>>557915612
dont go home, ill drive you with my car!

Is it okay if I bring my mom aswell?

>>557915612
Make it single digits Faggot.

Plz respond

I was wondering if you wanted to get married.

>>557915789
rollio

>>557915612
yeah seriously, why not :)

so is that a yes?

>>557915612
singles you faggot

haha is that a yes? ;)

>>557915612
op is huge mofo faget dick ass cunt, i hope he gets some smegma into his eyes and dies becuase of the infection

>>557915789
reroll

>>557915926
Rolling

>>557915789
roll again

I want to rub my penis on your bald cancer-ridden head

>>557915612
We'll have dinner, a movie, and then i'll insert my penis into all your orifices.

>making fun of cancer
fuck you

>557915612

Is that a yes? After we can go back to my place and I'll pump you with my surprisingly small member.

>>557916073
Op just do this reroll dont listen to rolls and ruin everything

>>557916081
Roll again

>>557915612
Will you marry me, till death do us part?

>>557915612
Is that a yes?

gurrrl bring u culo ova here n gimme sum lovin'

lol jk

>>557915789
reroll again

>>557916169
Please explain how this is making fun of her cancer.

I'm in the mood for a good laugh.

>>557916073
Reroll

Wanna get married?

>>557915789
COME ON ROLL

>>557916151
roll

>>557915789
Pls

>>557916365
reroll

>>557916365
Rereroll

>>557915612
What are you doing for the next few weeks? Cause I was hoping you wouldn't mind marrying me too much.

>>557916428
Winrar

>>557915789
FUCKING ROLL

>>557915612

Go singles ffs faggot she'll get bored waiting around

>>557915612

ANY LAST TWO DIGITS FROM 40 TO 50.

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I don't think she has cancer

Pretty sure OP just set up two accounts so he could have a successful thread. One of the only successes he may ever have in his life. Poor OP.

>>557916512
Reroll for "pls"

>>557915789
roll

>>557915789
op everyone wants this one you faggot

>>557916497
reroll

>>557915612
Yeah, we can go for dinner, a drink and then do some jambo mambo.

>>557916619
Hey, I have an idea: let's get married.
Can't wait to have kids with you.

>>557915612
c'mon i'll take you at 7

>>557916642
winrar

>>557915612
"Yep, I'm in a good mood today, the last guy a blew gave me a small tip. I have enough for 2 happy meals and MAYBE an apple pie... depends on the next dude I meet. Whaddya say?"

>>557916619
Is that a yes? After we can go back to my place and I'll pump you with my surprisingly small member.

>>557915789
ROLL MOTHAFUCKA ROLL

>>557915789

Roll for justice

>>557915789
God damn roll OP you fucking nigger

>>557916642
Winrar, but 'pls respond' would've been better

>>557916619
>>557916642
pls

>>557916573
Doit fgt
Show this cancer ridden bitch a great time

>>557915612
>>557915812
Don't go home, i'll drive you with my wiener

>>557915789
reroll faggot op

>>557915789
Rolling for this.

>>557915612
what kind of cancer?

come on baby i mean it i will pay, i really want you to come for dinner with me as then i get to knock it off my list that i have fucked a retarded cancer girl.

>>557915789
OP JUST DO THIS ONE YOU FUCKIN PLEB

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>>557915612

BY POPULAR DEMAND.

ANYTHING FROM 30 TO 40 DECIDES.

>>557915789
OP you stupid motherfucking faggot. Pick this one right FUCKING NOW FOR FUCK SAKE

I''ll show you how you can use a hotdog for pleasure... whitout hands

>>557915789

Rolli polli

>>557916783
Re-Rolling

>>557917039
yesyesyes

>>557917031
Chillax, Winston.

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>>557915789
krolling for this

>>557917023
what kind of cancer.

>>557917023
I've got an idea: let's get married.

>>557917023
>Is that a yes? After we can go back to my place and I'll pump you with my surprisingly small member.

>>557914175
Rol

since this
>>557917031
was a rol for your last post
>>557917039
winrar

>>557917023
Come on we will have a good time, some good mambo.

>>557917175

Blood.

>>557917023
please respond! I can buy you anything you want to, if that's necessary

>>557917023
you have to wait for her response faggot. Dont listen to any troll gets, lets get yoy laid or at least make her feel good

>>557917023
Is that a yes? After we can go back to my place and I'll pump you with my surprisingly small member.

>>557917023
I mean you'll be dead soon anyways, I may as well at least try to fuck you

Then later, I can give you a foot massage.

>>557917256
so leukemia you faggot

>>557917023
Please baby I just want to open your vagina lips and crawl in there whistling.

I've loved you all my life, and I've finally got the courage to tell you.

>>557917175
she's a newfag.

>>557917460
Correct.

>>557917039
Winrar, OP deliver

>>557917543
op please dont ruin it and do this

>>557917282
Doesn't work that way faggot. The roll wins. Not the best answer.

>>557917531
Roll

>>557917256

Oh well that's shit and all, but it's far from the worst cancer http://www.cancer.org/cancer/leukemia-acutelymphocyticallinadults/overviewguide/leukemia-all-overview-survival-rates

>>557917604
funny shit like that usualy is good on chiks man..

>>557917612
IDC how it works you faggot. You guys are unfunny and its better to just choose the best one instead of ruining everything

>>557917747
agreed, it'd be better to choose the one with the most positive replies

>>557917747
summer fag

I'll stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey

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>>557917023

SHE SAW IT BUT Didn't REPLY YET

ANYTHING FROM 0 TO 20

>>557917747
>>557917912
Summer time lovin..

>>557917747
>i don't think you guys are funny therefore you guys aren't funny, do as i say

>>557917039
>>557918008
you'r illiterate op..

>>557918008
OP YOU FAGGOT.

>>557918008
equis de equis dedede so funny

>>557918010
Winner

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>>557918008

same numbers

>>557918008
If she saw it but didn't respond, you should stop sending her messages until she sends you one.

>>557913037
Did you know that cannabis oil helps fight cancer? Just found it! You should look into it.

>>557918128
^This

>>557918068
are you saying that retarded hot dog joke was funny

>>557918193
you fucked that up OP

Hi I'm a massive faggot who sucks nigger dick

>>557914175
I was there for that original thread holy shit

>>557918193
come on i'm freaking the fuck out i don't know what to say WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME??

>>557918008
LOL

'I'm actually being told what to say in this conversation by a bunch of strangers over the internet. I'm gambling on what to say and each of them are throwing quotes at me to deliver to you. Hope I didn't fuck with you too much, just messing around with you for mine and others amusement, sorry.'

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. I meant that we could have a night out, hotdogs or whatever you like. I'll pay no matter what the expenses are. I love you.

Well op you succeeded in making this retarded

>>557918193
are you a skin head?

I want to treat you to a sea food dinner at the red lobster, drive you down to the water with some champagne and a beach blanket and watch the stars while we look threw my telescope I brought with me in my trunk then I will light some candles in the sand and play some sax

>>557918403
this guy won. Sorry OP, now deliver you faggot, you had a chance and you screwed

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>>557918379
this!

>>557918414

Rolling for this but swap "I love you" with "I really care about you"

>>557917398
It's layin' your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus' new wife. I mean, is it as bad as eatin' her pussy out? No, but it's the same fuckin' ballpark.

>>557918394
Rolling for dis.

>>557918315
eh, you've got a point

>>557918008
'I'm actually being told what to say in this conversation by a bunch of strangers over the internet. I'm gambling on what to say and each of them are throwing quotes at me to deliver to you. Hope I didn't fuck with you too much, just messing around with you for mine and others amusement, sorry.'

>>557918315
fuck you stop speacking if it's not a roll..
>>557918394
roll for this

>>557918403
/thread

>>557918128
>>557918142
op purposely misspelled it so he can claim hes drunk when they talk later

>>557918193
Come on say yes and make me the happiest faggot ever.

>>557918557
Fuck off you cunt

>>557918315
What's not funny to you will be funny to others.
It doesn't even have to be funny... it's where the conversation goes and the possibilities that open up.

>>557918682
You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself.

>>557918520
quoted me and hit a 20 DELIVER OP

'I'm actually being told what to say in this conversation by a bunch of strangers over the internet. I'm gambling on what to say and each of them are throwing quotes at me to deliver to you. Hope I didn't fuck with you too much, just messing around with you for mine and others amusement, sorry.'

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>>557918193

Sorry, better line wins.
Anything between 60 and 70.

>>557918520
I already won...
>>557918010
OP still needs to delivar.

>>557918778
except plain fuckin retarded shit just ends the conversation. These threads always end up being lol random

>>557918936
You're such a fucking faggot

God damn it I need to lick your cancerous cunt.

>>557918936
OP breaks his own rules. Fucking gay.

>>557918936
also it's really funny to eat hotdogs without hands.. fun is pleasure...AHH FUCK i'm freaking out please GIVE ME A CHANCE i don't kow what to say

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All moralfags are together in one place, time to nuke the thread.

>>557918936
You did the right thing OP. Don't fuck this up.

>>557918936
I mean, I really love you~

Remember grapes have feelings too

You are the only person that I care about. I hope you feel the same way about me.

>>557919119
its not about morality its about not being retarded

>>557919104
roll
>>557919164
wasted win

>>557918936
you are a fucking imbecile. First you say that X to Y wins, and then you say that "the better line wins"? Jesus Christ

>>557918950
>On /b/
>Complaining about the randomness of a thread
Sho' is summer in here...
>>557918936
Good job OP. Go back on your own rules. You fucking faggot.
If you want to get laid... go fucking meet her instead of using a thread because your autistic ass can't form words.

>>557919260
winrar

>>557918936
Kill yourself slut.

>>557919260
>>557919260
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
SEND THIS SEND THIS OP DELIVUR OP DELIVUR OP DELIVUR

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>>557918936

60 to 70

>>557919236
>>557918936
>Cancer

>>557918936
And by "hotdog" I mean "my penis"

You are the only person that I care about. I hope you feel the same way about me. I really really care about you and I will do anything for you.

So do you want to go out or not?

>>557919260
Winrar op, deliver.

>>557919431
Then... you, me tommorow.. it's a date

just let me hold you in my arms

>>557919431
What if I told you my dick cures cancer

>>557919431
Then let's have a fantastic and unforgettable date.

>>557919431
you a skinhead?

>>557919431
oh shit nigger i meant to send this all to my sister

>>557919236
Why are you even on /b/

You gon´ choke on a D bitch

>>557919431
So what do you say? If you don't accept I'll cry, I'll fall to the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

if you love it then you should have put a ring on it. I'm outty 5thouty bitch

sig mein kuk you fucking whore

>>557919613
roll

You are the only person that I care about. I hope you feel the same way about me. I really really care about you and I will do anything for you.
In my eyes, you are an angel.

I feel a link between us. I photoshopped your face on all my porn so when I fap I can feel a connection to you

>>557919613
rawlin

>>557919431
so, its a date?

plz let me finish on your tits

>>557919637
Rolling for this

you gon get the d tonight

>>557919743
Rawlin fo this

>>557919705
reroll

>>557919431
u fukn whore lemme drill u wit my wee pencil dick

>>557919754
rloll

>>557919865
WINRAR

>>557919431

I love you as much as a bee loves a rose.
I love you as much as a flower loves the sun.
I love you as much as you love having my cock and balls stuffed down your throat.

>>557918936
"If I guess how long you have to live, will you fuck me?"

>>557919869
winrar

>>557913037
>she's got cancer
op pls dont lie

>>557919431
is she good looking? why not abandon thread and take her out and then bring her home op

i'm telling you this for a reason...I was just diagnosed with liver cancer. It's terminal, i just wanted to share my feeling before I go...

>>557919865
SHIT NEGGA, I WON

>>557919431
let's it do it then. Right now, I'm gonna pick you up in an hour

>>557919865
winnnnrarrrrrrrrrrr

>>557919869
Winrar

>>557919923
then guess but we'll have to wait for me to die...

>>557919912
but honestly, don't do it, you'll fuck everything up

>>557919865
Ze rar

>>557919673
because /b/ can actually be funny when cleverness and humor prevail over the retarded wishes of 13 year olds

>>557919923
Decent level of sick and twisted
Approval rating high

You are the only person that I care about. I hope you feel the same way about me. I really really care about you and I will do anything for you.
In my eyes, you are an angel. Every aspect of you is perfect.

>>557919431

That's all I wanted to hear :), so are you busy tonight?

>>557919917
Rolling for this

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Fuck yeah >>557919865

>>557919869
>>557919865
holy shit, 1 second difference

Good, because i love you...
And i know you've had a rough time I just didn't want to take advantage of you... but i can't resist on my feelings any more...

>>557919431
I'll pay for all your cancer treatments

cunt

You are the only person that I care about. I hope you feel the same way about me. I really really care about you and I will do anything for you.
In my eyes, you are an angel. Every aspect of you is perfect...

>>557920186
Tis

>>557920108
I don't want the autism ones, but "baby I love you let's date" isn't funny at all

OP better deliver>>557919743

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>>557919431

anything between 50 to 70

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>>557919431

Just pick the best lines, all the edgy teens in this thread have never seen that /b/ can be good too.

>>557920440
>sig mein kuk you fucking whore
what a fucking retard..... he was rolling for something else

>>557920440
BOOOOOOOOOOH

>>557920440
See you later, fucking faggot cunt I hope you get hit by a bus.

>>557920361
well yeah that's true I'm just projecting because its my dream to make a cute cancer patient feel loved

>>557920440
Cant wait to see you :)

Send a nudie

>>557920440
so we'r dating tommorow? i'll show you what blue pills are for

>>557920440
I love you as much as a bee loves a rose.
I love you as much as a flower loves the sun.
I love you as much as you love having my cock and balls stuffed down your throat.

>>557920440
If I were you I'd stop doing this and have a fun time with that girl.

>>557920440
god damn it

Tits or gtfo

>>557920440
I'll take you home babe, no worries

>>557920440
post her pic OP, we can't work like this

>>557920440
You an an actual dumbass. If I winRAR.

"Do you like the taste of dick?"

>>557920440
I want to see you naked, okay? I dont give a fuck about your cancer

>>557920440
You sneaky piece of shit

Roll: Sug mein kok you fuckin whore

>>557920310
Roll

>>557920481

Fuck me, that was 2010? I remember sending that old cunt a card.

sometimes I consider everything and wonder why I'm OP the faggot. Then i remember shit like this

>>557920557
WINRAR, DO IT.

i cant wait to be inside you

i always wanted to know how cancer looks like. can i look for it through your butthole?

>>557920440
What's her name? I have a feeling she might of been this con girl I knew

sig mein kuk you fucking whore

>>557920557
this is good

Wtf is your relationship this girl op

So how long till youre ready for the d?

Dinner date*

>>557920440
you're a faggot op

>>557920856
yes it is anon

>>557920854
WINRAR

>>557920543
Could still be funny, is there no middle road? Rolling for "I love you, I want you to rest in peace in my arms."

>>557920440
Lets cut the bull shit. I got a bottle of wine. ramen and a brand new paid netflix account im waiting for you

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>>557919431
great what time shall i pick you up? (and you have to say shall)

>>557920854
op is an alpha faggot

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>>557920440

Okay so looks like the thread is almost over. Will be meeting her soon. Thanks to the /b/ros here who helped me set this up, through the astronomically low chances of number gamble, and I'm sorry to the rolls I couldn't honor. I just cannot see myself calling a girl about to die from cancer in a few weeks a slut/whore etc.

Adios, /b/ros.

>>557920996
Roll

sig mein kuk you fucking whore!!

>>557921096
Restart thread

>>557920557
>>557920854
>>557920971

Already was a winrar

>>557921096
Quick question, do you love her IRL?

>>557918514
This one deserved more replies

>>557921096
wait faggot explain how you know this whore

>>557921096

BTW, >>557920557 won.

>>557914175
thisssss

>>557921096
It's okay.

Give her a good time. Maybe she has not very much left

>>557920773
newfag here, story?

>>557921096
god speed you amazing bastard

Are you gonna get ready for my D once you get home?

Dinner*

>>557920440
i can't wait for you to die,so i can have your corpse just for me :*

>>557921096
fuck her anon, but dont get cancer yourself..

>>557921096
op, make this girls night, and the rest of her lie

>>557921096
My penis can't wait to see you

>>557921096
>>557921231
He obviously does. He just needed 4chan to help him go for it and alpha up.