Life hacks / Info thread general. GO!
>>557889197
Forever alone
>>557890480
>>557890606
Bump don't stop op
>>557891372
I could do with some stuff that I probably shouldn't know how to do (i.e homemade explosives, general archanists cookbook stuff) if anyone has any.
>>557891720
confirmed for 13 year old
>>557891862
Nah niggs, I'm 18.
13 year olds wouldn't even know about the anrchists cookbook unless they knowsomeone who has it, or know a bigmouth about it.
>>557891720
>>557891720
>>557891862
Probably shouldn't know- as in recipes that if found could send me to prison.
>>557891995
Real 18 year olds know that the anarchists cookbook is bullshit, how to spell anarchist, and is filled with "cool" ideas like shaving match heads and smoking banana peels
>>557892197
Are the 18 year old filled with those ideas or the book? Because regardless, there is a gramatical error.
Also, thank you for pointing out ky misspelling on the ord anarchist, I'm on a tablet and don't have time to spellcheck every word, as you can see with the lack of a space in "knowsomeone" on the same post.
>>557890760
>>557892009
Who the hell asks for permission on disney.com?
Even if they are twelve.
chea boi
>>557892786
Fun fact, I am rewriting it right now because it's outdated as all fuck.
K-Mart is no longer the big corporate enemy.
Phone technology doesn't work like how they describe.
The explosive recipes they describe are somewhat inaccurate too
>>557893052
please enlighten us
>>557889651
Or.. use.. a.. knife??
>>557892786
>don't have time
whatcha doin there? browsin /b/ or somethin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg
>faggots
>>557893440
type this up for us
thx friend
>>557893052
Spunds interesting enough.
I assume you plan on releasing it on the internet? Otherwise I dont see a point on rewriting it unless you want tohers to know it.
If you do where do you plan on releasing it?
>>557893446
>>557892030
I wouldn't try these blindly btw...
>>557890360
>>557890480
>>557890606
>>557890760
this arent life hacks
this are jewtips
>>557893356
Sorry. I do have time, I jusr don't feel like looking over the whole post. The most effort I make is to make sure the right words have appostraphes.
>>557894349
fuck off faggot. make your 7 cents elsewhere
>>557891995
If you're serious, making napalm is super easy.
What you'll need:
Some gasoline, a mason jar (or a few if you wanna make a lot), and foam (I'll provide a picture of the foam)
1. Pour the gasoline in the mason jar
2. Break up the foam so it can fit into the mason jar and put the foam in there
3. The gas will dissolve the foam and after you put enough foam in there the substance should be sticky and almost like a jello-like substance
Boom, napalm
>>557892835
>>557894718
agreed
>>557895098
anyone ever try this?
>>557894645
I would not live in a house with a yellow kitchen
>>557894718
Knew this one, but thanks.
>>557895563
Is this true, or some bullshit 50s ad to make citizens think you can survive a nuke?
>>557895341
This doesnt work anymorehave
>>557895627
Well damn, I'm outta ideas
OP here i gtg see ya all later hope u enjoyed
>>557889651
>pro tip: use the floss first to add your own homemade flavoring
>>557893283
But thats to easy.
>>557896301
>homemade flavoring
>>557895098
too bad theres cameras at like every gas station in the modern world by now
>>557895098
this is amazing...I need to know if this works.
>>557891720
>>557891995
you sound like a middle schooler
"Hey guise I heard about this thing that teaches you how to make explosives! We just need gunpowder, a tennis ball, and a cigarette! Timmy, go steal one of your mom's Marlboro's when she passes out from her booze tonight!"
>>557895098
>>557895319
fucking stupid
as in anyone who believes that
>>557892197
only real 30 years old basement dweller know this, shitlord
>>557897427
srry for dupe just dumping folder
>>557897509
>>557892520
Nice floppy
>>557897567
>>557897853
>>557897509
%Triforce
>>557897919
>>557897509
%triforce
am I really doing it
>>557897117
That sounds nothig like me.
I'd do it myself, and then if it works then I'll get timmy to steal one of his mom's Marlboros. Until then, I'll just buy them myself, because I'm of age.
I just wanted to know how to blow shit up really, just in case the zombie apocalypse does happen.
Which I'm slightly conviced of.
>>557897940
<:^)
>>557897509
*fuckyou*
%triforce
wtf am i doing '-'
>>557898179
<;^^^^)
>>557891176
useless
>>557897509
[zalgo] This doesn't work. [/zalgo]
>>557898646
<<<<<<:^)
>>557897853
gonna use this later, thanks
>>557898717
>;%(
>>557898787
np pimp
>>557898881
>>557895098
I live in NJ and am not allowed to pump my own gas
>>557893746
casual.
>>557899048
hows all that freedom treating you?
>>557898201
le wow u r so quirky and funny show me ur anime collection on reddit pls XD
>>557889569
How the fuck is this not common sense
>>557898992
>>557899356
>>557899159
mescalin brah?
>>557899253
I don't have a reddit.
But I like Naruto, I'm halfway through second season of Kuroshitsuji
>>557899503
yep 2.6g yeild from t. bridsbii
>>557895341
Like fuck.
If it's some older car that doesn't have a factory immobilizer then there will generally be 4 wires coming from the ignition barrel.
1 common
1 acc
1 ignition
1 starter motor
Figure out which is the common and twitch the ign and acc to it, touch the starter wire to the common to start the car.
A lot of older cars (in particular, early '90s and older Japanese cars) have a rotary switch screwed the back of the ignition barrel. Pull this off and turn the switch, just like using the key. No wire striping needed.
If it's a carby car with a dizzy then jump a +ve wire to the +ve on the coil and run a wire to the starter solenoid. More modern (80s onwards) carbs have a fuel cut solenoid on the idle circuit so you'l need to jump a +ve to that if you want the thing to idle. This was bypasses the ignition barrel, any immobilizers, kill switches ect.
>>557899465
>>557899627
nice, I've seen you post your setup before. I applaud you good sir, do you sell?
>>557899676
%triforce
Besides the obvious trolls I'm gonna put these on my piratebox. Keep posting, anons.
>>557900046
<:^)))))))))
>>557900104
ok xoxo
>>557900302
>>557900375
>>557900506
>>557900579
>>557899921
nope. just consume lots and lots of psychedelics :)
should i post druggie life hacks? i dont have any pictures but i can write oc text about stuff.
>>557900659
>>557897173
> confirmed junior high student
>>557900675
i would enjoy anon ;}
>>557900675
yes please
>>557896146
If we make it clear we're a base 10 mathematic based society should we use metric or imperial to eventually describe distances?
>>557900825
>>557898265
Awesome
Just awesome
>>557900848
>>557900825
alright, let me finish up what im doing and ill post. what are you looking into? drug manufacture or how to get high for cheap?
>>557901009
<3
>>557901083
whynotboth?.jpg
>>557901083
>how to get high for cheap?
Mostly this. Simply can't produce my own drugs because of a lack of space.
>>557901201
>>557901293
>>557901201
Any cactus will do?
>>557901461
lol nah b..gotta be a certain kind..dunno the type
google can help probs
>>557901616
>>557901706
>>557892721
I am really disappointed this recipe didn't call for semen.
>>557901818
sry 4 repost again just dumpin
>>557901461
cacti containing mescaline. the most common one known being peyote, however its illegal unless its for certain native american rituals. san pedro is another common cacti sold that has mescaline, albeit at a much lower concentration. t. bridgbii is much harder to find but has slightly more mescaline, as well as a slight MAOI, which intensifies the high.
perovian tourch is another one. san pedro will be the easiest to find though.
>>557901898
>>557890360
>don't talk to hookers with walkie talkies
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>>557901976
>>557902153
>>557902309
>>557902141
I've actually saw that before.
>>557902389
>>557895910
Well I mean, the point is to minimize damages, if you're in an area where your survivability is debatable, these tips could nudge the chances in your favor.
Probably won't save you much from cancer, though.
To save text for future, instead of taking a picture of it, click the left mouse button and move the cursor over it, right click and select copy. Now open a text document, select file new, and then edit and paste.
This is very complicated but you will get the hang of it with practice. Good luck anon!
>>557902429
>I've ... saw
>>557902530
>>557902592
thats it lads
:*
>>557902847
>>557891645
does anyone know how to make one out of a starbucks bag?
captcha: second Mappola
>>557902974
You need a guide as to how to overpower the average woman? Kill yourself.
>>557902974
>>557903131
lol no I just saved them all from a thread and now im dumping them all...how bout you contribute shitlord
>>557903131
It's just a troll and probably scraped from the fumblr excursion.
>>557903459
>>557892929
i did
>>557903641
>>557903780
>>557903896
>>557894718
You can also use candelwax
scrap the candel with a knife to make a bunch of thin strips
this desolves faster
I ought check my dad's backup. I gave him a shit load of these about a year ago. With no internet, he found them interesting.
>>557903780
geez that's old, does it still work?
>>557904006
>>557904409
dunno... dont even know anyone who still uses a mousepad haha
>>557904598
>>557904182
Napalm used to made with concentrated soap. Soap is an emulsifier, it mixes water and oil. It bubbles up and in the right concentrations is sticky.
>>557904598
>dont even know anyone who still uses a mousepad haha
>seriously? damn cave-dwellers.
>>557899601
isn't that anime full of homosexual pedo stuff or something
>>557897509
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>>557905025
>le green text maymay
>>557905160
lel... KINDUH
>>557897509
%triforce
>>557905464
>>557905546
<:v]
>>557905841
>>557903641
Eb and Ab relative minors' are wrong, it should be the other way around
>>557902053
I think im going to be sick
>>557899159
Does that chart actually work? Don't wanna kill my future customers
>>557906042
switch em for me budbud
be a pal
seems legit
>>557906253
seems legit
I love how these lucid dreaming graphics always suggest basically putting you a good position to die
>>557905283
my copy of that image is corrupted so thanks
<le tired and don't care
>>557906586
am i do write<
>>557906398
good dump, anon
would not flush
would keep in freezer for fucking whore with
keep it up
[zalgo] i do it? [/zalgo]
>>557906584
wot m8
>>557906586
ok bub
>>557906747
><><
>>557906857
no idea wut ur saying but thx babe
>>557906980
close but no cigar
>>557907178
>>557907389
lol that ones just a troll
>>557907178
no, thank you honey
>>557897853
What's the different between "Appeal to Consequences of a Belief" and "Appeal to Wishful Thinking"?
>>557900042
Thanks bro!
>>557907582
8===> ~~~~
>>557907667
what is googol
>>557907680
love u anonimoose
>>557900861
Metric is the language of science and space.
>>557907389
>>557907485
Yeah, everyone should know that you spread copious amounts of ground black pepper about. Worked for me I guess. No one snatched me off the bus.
>>557907178
Beta fegget
Amazon Method
In this thread I will be going full in-depth on the Amazon refund method. Some of the information you may know and some you may not. I will try, to my best ability, to help you out and give you some easy techniques.
What is the Amazon refund method?
Basically, what we are doing is purchasing an item, with Amazon credit or with a credit/debit card, and getting a refund/replacement of the item.
Basic Method
The basic technique consists on purchasing an item on Amazon that is sold or fulfilled by them then waiting for it to arrive at your residence. After you receive it you should wait 6-10 hours before contacting Amazon. After you wait you have to either call Amazon or chat with them. What you tell them is that the box was empty when you received it. They will ask you some bullshit, just play along. Then they will ask you wether you would like a full refund or a replacement. Now this is your choice. You could have two of the same item or get a refund on your purchase. If you ask for a replacement you can sell the second item but obviously for less. If you request a refund you should get it within a few days.
Advanced Method - Foolproof
What I will explain here will always work and is the easiest way to get a refund. What you do is tell the chat/phone support that you never received the item. But what you have to say is that you believe someone stole it from your doorstep. Amazon is forced to give you a refund/replacement in this scenario. They might ask you to wait another day for it to arrive. But that is why you should wait until the next day to contact them. With this you may also get a refund or a replacement.
If you do too many refunds on one account they will notice and deny the refund/replacement. Just make a new account every 5-7 refunds. To be really safe try and use the account for some legitimate purchases before you do your first refund/replacement. That means you will be using your money and you won't refund/replaced them.
(1/2)
>>557908056
thats a bingo
>>557907745
~~~>-8O
>>557908191
fite me irl you frikken WIMP
>>557908248
(2/2)
That means you will be using your money and you won't refund/replaced them. Try not to refund/replace items too quickly. Refund/replace an item once after 2-3 weeks. Also, try not to use the same excuse each time. They have detailed records and will bring it up in the call/chat.
I hope you now have learned something new and will be able to use it successfully.
Sorry, could fit it all in one post.
>>557891862
>>557892165
Has anyone here actually tried this?
>>557908370
r those bewbies :3
>>557908248
>>557908437
i liek u
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>>557908962
Ya der bewbies =^_^=
>>557909509
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>>557890268
my heart hurts just from looking at the picture.
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>>557910012
ou thats a good one
>:-]
>>557910215
>>557897995
roll
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>>557910379
first blood..hm never seent it
enjoi sweetart
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>>557890148
Actually it DOES drip because it gets frosty from all the moisture in the air.
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>>557901293
So much autism.
>>557911512
i-is that an orgy?
>>557911512
hahaha that turned out horribly
>>557911623
just love it friendo
>>557911639
its supposed to be a nudist..ill try again
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>>557893746
That's a really terrible tek. Using plastics instead of glass. Ronsonol lighter fluid instead of 100% naphtha. Dosent even mention freezing.
>>557890034
That will make you sick as fuck if lucky. You need to sanitize everything with hot water and a highly diluted bleach and water mix.
And Brewer yeast is much better and gives better proofage
>>557911639
>>557911883
ya, no its not gunna work
i blew it
>>557912027
last pic i think
and thats all folks
its been a time dudes
thanks to all those who believed in me
I love you all
<3~<3~<3
especially u
Rz4vrVI7
>>557911639
>>557895910
mostly true, for smaller devices
>>557912027
It's ok, anon, I still love your dump. o^_^o
>>557907389
Chocolate is only harmful in larger quantities to a dog, sure it will make them nauseous in medium quantities, but dropping sausage? Stupid.
>>557912781
Take care, anon.
May your and yours be blessed with love, life and many friends! <3 xoxo <3
>>557908248
did this so many times kek
>>557912781
oh anon-kun :}}}}}}}}}
>>557913252
ya is just for roosing the fellas
>>557913354
same to you shnookums
virtual kisses :*****
>>557913354
Really, fuck me I'm such a ditz!
Obviously meant for this wonderful anon >>557912405
>>557889857
or cut the fucker up?
BUMP FPR THIS
>>557908482
lol TPAP have fun with that .. even chemists that know wtf they are doing don't mess with that shit.
>>557897509
**nigger**
>>557889197
bump
>>557914008
>>557914478
image limit newbs
>>557914862
make a new thread, you sand nigger
someone make new bread!
>>557913675
As this thread must go, so do I.
I love you, anon.
>>557915045
no u
Someone start a new fucking thread.
>>557906035
why the vinegar?
>>557915984
Ignore it. It doesn't work anyway. It's disinfo.
>>557903180
>spill drink on guy
>better punch him in the face just in case
>>557916080
What? Aren't you Alpha?
%triforce
Am I not a newfag now?
>>557897995
rolling
>>557893746
nigger you are fucking stupid
>>557895910
Pretty much true.
If the bomb is small or far away this will more than double your chances of survival.
>>557902491
bump`
>>557908907
doesnt work, falls apart too easily for my vigorous needs
>>557918081
that is bullshit
>>557908907
>cornstach + water = glue
It's not genuine bro.
>>557894645
don't paint your girl's room pink or she'll turn out to be a whore
>>557918912
It is known.
>>557918583
yeah, when i try to reply to a thread to bump it i have to click the post number, there is no reply button on the top for me, i just forgot to erase it that time.
>>557893965
This is a great idea.
If you live in a third world country where they have 24hrs of daylight