>mfw Hamburgers >mfw I can afford to be obese >mfw Rest

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>>557760998

>>557761251
>mfw We still have guns

>>557761251
how can you blame our country for random cases of mental illness eurofag

>>557760998
Don't forget landing on the moon.

>>557760998
>San Antonia

topkek

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>>557760998

fuck you brah i want in-n-out now

>>557760998
>mfw Landed on the moon
>mfw Leader in modern science
>mfw We invented the internet
>mfw We own most of the internet
>mfw m00t is American
>mfw in-n-out burger

>>557760998
uhhh yeah, whatever you say mate

>mfw DRUGS

enjoy your 80 dollar grams of MDMA (That's mainly meth anyway)

I'm from the netherlands. Your turn OP

>>557763919
>mfw Our entire country isn't swamp
>mfw The Tri-state area is larger than your whole country

>mfw The world drives our cars

U need some update burger

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>>557760998
>no health care
>whites are a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>quarter of the population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's genitals
>3rd world murder rate
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon

>>557760998
>Our Allah-fuckers aren't heathenous

I chuckled.

>>557764672
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis

Are these meant to be negatives?

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>>557764672
>tfw nothing in this pic looks better than similar found in the usa
>tfw the best europe has to offer is pretty meh

eat my jizz yuropoor

>>557764672
>Health care for the rich; Natural selection
>Whites aren't a minority, you're just retarded
>Obama plays golf every Sunday
>No one likes Injuns anyway
>Less brown people and more oil
>Our sports require heavy gear and aren't primitive ball-kickers
>Modern culture, we don't need none of your Pagan traditions
>You're too stupid to learn World War history
>Assassinates *foreign citizens
>Fuck kindergarteners
>More protection and fun
>We only have like 3 territories
>Torture=answers
>Death penalty=less murderers
>Prisons are better than other countries' huts
>wut
>You just contradicted yourself with the crime and the prison thing
>Poor people are still better off than anywhere else
>wut
>wut
>You believe your beliefs are more superior than anyone else's
>Badass army yo
>It's only foreskin
>But we aren't the 3rd world
>Who cares, we can win
>Who cares, I can still use it
>Who cares, I can still do it
>Who cares, It's never happened to me before

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>>557766270

>>557766465
>Using le fonny meemees to discredit me
>Shiggy Diggy Don't

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Americans are "free" to live life how they want, but ultimately they are very oppressed by that "freedom" which is dictated to them by corporations.
Work to have healthcare, have no money, stress meds, less stress, no money, rinse and repeat.
Buy this, everyone will think better of you, everyone has it? buy this then.
Disagree with an idea? god says so, stop questioning our freedoms
Be afraid, there is this chance of another terror attack (after 9/11), but everyone in states on the sea hasn't been told to expect terrorists to arrive on boats

It's like North Korea, but with the word freedom littered everywhere and internet access for those who pay for it.

Shame common sense isn't taught to them to be honest.


I care more about my guns than the state of my nation's; healthcare system, education system, foreign policy, wealth gap, political corruption, or anyone else that doesn't believe everything I do.

I care more about the deluded utopic idea of America rather than the dystopic reality my fellow countryman are going through.

If I don't like it, It doesn't exist

I think that the rights of corporations supercede the rights of the individual. And that the government should be fought over like two fat pigs over the last candy bar.

Im a Cultural-Conservative/ Center Left Social Authoritarian...does that make me Right Wing Authoritarian?

>>557767587
It means you focus too damn much on labeling yourself. All you have to say is "Right wing" The end.

>>557767297
>The whole world is falling into dystopia
>Go back to your fort in the woods tinfoil

>>557767297

I like how half of the Yuropoor side is "described" rather than "actually fucking figured out how to build and use."

>>557760998
>mfw world drives our cars
i lol'd

>>557766578
i know this is bait but i'll respond anyway:
>Health care for the rich; Natural selection
health should be for anyone regardless of wealth
>Whites aren't a minority, you're just retarded
go anywhere and you'll see a fuck ton of blacks/Mexicans
>Less brown people and more oil
USA is stooping down to the IDF's level
>Our sports require heavy gear and aren't primitive ball-kickers
why is it called football then?
>Modern culture, we don't need none of your Pagan traditions
>modern culture
>usa
kek
>You're too stupid to learn World War history
only a few hundred americans joined ww1 and the nazis would of lost ww2 regardless if the USA stepped in
>Assassinates *foreign citizens
no you kill your own people
>Fuck kindergarteners
2edgy
>More protection and fun
agree with this but more guns = more school shootings
>We only have like 3 territories
you should use metric like the rest of the world
>Torture=answers
not always
>Death penalty=less murderers
yes, but innocent people get sentenced to death
>Prisons are better than other countries' huts
too overcrowded
>You believe your beliefs are more superior than anyone else's
not a belief it's common sense
>Badass army yo
killing innocents is badass, sure
>But we aren't the 3rd world
but your murder rate is the same
>Who cares, we can win
veitnam war, iraq war
>Who cares, I can still use it
they know your every location then
>Who cares, I can still do it
want them to keep tabs on you 24/7?
>Who cares, It's never happened to me before
it will

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>>557766270
>less murderers
>Less brown people
>beliefs are more superior
>don't need none
>It's only foreskin
>with the crime and the prison thing
>rich; Natural
>Our sports aren't primitive ball-kickers

Evidently you were too poor for a good school.

>>557764672
whites aren't a minority in the US, not that i care or anything

>>557768693
>Ad hominem

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>>557767297
The government can do what it wants. So can the corporations. There's enough spare land in the US that the major cities can all nuke eachother and I still won't feel it. And I've got guns keep my land mine.

>mfw corporations have more rights than peopl

>>557769109
Actually, no. I was highlighting one of the failings of the american education system, where money is the deciding factor in doing well, as is the general attitude to money in the US.

Ad hominum is:
You suck, therefore your argument is wrong.

This is:
You suck because of X.
Your country causes X.
Your argument is about how great your country is.
X exists.
Therefore your argument is wrong.

>>557761251
/thread

>>557769847
>You just insulted my education
>And tried to pass off my argument because of it
>That is Ad Hominem

ITT mad Eurofags

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>>557769705
Now now anon, corperations ARE people

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>>557770020
>ITT mad Eurofags

Everybody on the planet hates america. what makes you think anybody's european? If you knew how to write your own name, you would have got a passport and moved to a real country by now

>>557770291
you need to calm down and move to America and enjoy some freedom nigga damn.

>>557769994
You're not very clever are you?
Or maybe you're just undereducated.

woah, this thread is a representation of low quality bait

>be yuropoor
>wake up on straw pallet
>be mad at america bc they have it good

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>mfw im an american and i know more than 60% of that list is bullshit.

also our music is shit unless its made on a computers and our voting doesnt matter its all paid for

this thread 2/10 for making me reply

>>557770525
>you need to calm down

Hold on you stupid gay. What does trying to control another man's 'emotions' have to do with this thread lol

>>557770714
>woah, this thread is a representation of low quality bait

America is a representation of a low quality country

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>>557770736
>be yuropoor
>wake up on straw pallet
>be mad at america bc they have it good

You have the lowest quality of life of any white country. Your leaders murder you when they need to justify funneling profits into lockheed and martin.

You're being fed fluoride and aspartame to reduce the size of your brain. have you ever wondered why every american you talk to is legally retarded?

>>557770828
someone is buttmad

>>557764672
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
Ugh

>>557770828
i honestly don't know, it's 4chan, did you expect a valid debate? lmao

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>>557764672
stopped reading after "minor role in world war"

I get that you're trying to rustle jimmies, but come on. Know your place eurotrash

>>557761251
>implying any country does much for the mentally unstable
We just won't remove guns because of a (literally crazy) minority.

>>557771060
3deep5me.

>>557769994
Clearly, you fail to grasp the concept of an ad hominem attack. Please, go back to your failing public school and try to pay a bit more attention in class.

>>557764672
>Europeans so angry they use shit tier false b8 copy pasta.
Come now. Minor role in world warII is debatable without the us England and russia wouldnt have as much ammo weapons or food as they did and if you dont beleive we had an impact on the war read up on it. Dont assume its true because copy pasta says so. Also whites are minorities in ghettos. Why can't people get over it the usa is a pretty rad place to live if you work hard and live by the law.

>>557771060
found the mad yuropoor

>implying anything any of you thinks changes a goddamn thing.

I'm gonna go light an orphanage on fire with my capitalism. Night.

>>557771520
>3deep5me.

So retarded. I'm guessing american.

>>557771831
>found the mad yuropoor

My country has the wealthiest middle class in the world you stupid shit

KILL YOURSELF

>>557771074
>someone is buttmad
Look at how fucking stupid you are

>>557771281
>i honestly don't know, it's 4chan, did you expect a valid debate? lmao
Not from americans, no. Americans can only recognize bullying and beat downs. That's the only form of communication you can present americans with.

>>557771286
>Know your place eurotrash
Europeans have the original and continued source of white pussy. American white women are complete trash. Almost literal trash. Every one of your women are pockmarked, features all faded and genetic damage

I dont know why women in america still don't wear garbage bags for clothing.

>>557771704
the USA did play a minor role in both world wars

>>557764672
Been a while since I've seen this pasta.

>>557771990
Definitely the angriest European on the planet.
You seriously need to come eat at our McDonald's and have yourself and imperialist burger with a side of freedom fries you big bully.

>>557771990
>implying everyone in america is the cast of honey boo boo

>>557772021
Oh I forgot sorry.

>>557772439
no problem

>>557772325
>Definitely the angriest European on the planet.
So retarded. I'm guessing american

>>557772395
>implying everyone in america is the cast of honey boo boo

LOL

IT CAME FROM YOUR MOUTH NOT MINE

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>>557760998
>mfw buttmad eurofags

>>557772652
i have never seen a europoor this butt puckered before. dont worry bud, we'll bail ya out again in the next world war

>>557772652
Americans can afford to look like idiots. Your country won't do shit.

And it just means even the trashiest, most degenerate in our society have access to cameras and other electronics, as well as internet connections and a right to display what they want online.

>>557772652
On a scale of 1-10 how many McDonald's are in your neighborhood? Mines 10, case closed. America is #1

>>557773173
>Americans can afford to look like idiots. Your country won't do shit.
My country is the wealthiest middle class on the planet you stupid shit

KILL YOURSELF

>>557772908
Nice brain shrinkage

>>557772961
>i have never seen a europoor this butt puckered before. dont worry bud, we'll bail ya out again in the next world war
World war 2 was 1939, or 75 years ago. Surely being proud of your country you did something else since then.

Oh right, no you didn't. All your country did is save everybody from being blonde hair blue eyed.

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>>557760998
>San Antonio
mah nigga

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>>557760998
all other countries are shit, USA USA USA

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18 years old
If I choose to study, i am pretty much guaranteed a job after i get my masters degree, usually around 80 000 usd a year starting salary
If I enter the military I can take a bachelors degree for free there, while working with pay. after that, guaranteed job for the same amount of years i studied, usually for as long as i want. Salary around 70 000 usd per year.

>>557773361
Your country can be as moderately wealthy as it wants, it still won't do shit.

I don't know where you are, but wherever it is it's weak. You'll never challenge America, you'll just talk shit while you ride our coattails into the future.

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>>557773329
>On a scale of 1-10 how many McDonald's are in your neighborhood? Mines 10, case closed. America is #1

The only thing you're number one in is homicides. Complete trash country.

>>557773694
>all other countries are shit, USA USA USA

USA is the most shit country on the planet after Liberia. So I guess you're not number one in any category

Itt: Europeans upset over stupid shit
Americans being upset by stupid shit
Seriously i think we can all agree here africa south america and greece are the true shit stains on earth

>>557773874
stay mad you butt hurt tea drinking crumpet eating faggot. USA is the best country, go fuck yourself yuropoor.

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>>557773874
i bet we kill people better than you faggot. case closed USA #1
P.S. You're the only legitimately mad person on this thread

>tfw the factory I work in throws out good food enough to feed every homeless person in the whole country

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>>557771990
>>557771990
>ignoring the original argument about how great a role the USA played in WW1 and WW2

>instead making baseless claims about the superiority of euro women over USA women

it's a good thing you're the future of Europe, otherwise I might be worried about another country trying to join the USA as the only world superpower

>>557773874
this is not your cup of tea is it yuorfag

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>>557773865
>Your country can be as moderately wealthy as it wants, it still won't do shit.

My country is wealthier than yours.

Are you perhaps referencing the activities of your predatory elite that you fear, and who murder you to justify their actions?

>>557773943
>Itt: Europeans upset over stupid shit

I'm actually stomping on your chest and I'm not from Europe

>>557774147
>stay mad you butt
A bunch of retarded shit didn't even read. How's the brain shrinkage treating you? Need some more aspartame and fluoride?

>>557774187
Didn't even look at. Gonna save myself time since I'm the only one beating the shit out of americans.

>>557774237
Skipped

>>557774289
Didn't look at. It's that diarrhea colored guy again. He hasn't said a single intelligent comment.

>>557767297
Teh burger is actually a Glorious Roman Empire invention.

>>557774504
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

>>557764672
>whites are minority
What?
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
We learned from the best.
>still has death penalty
At least we don't walk around getting beheaded by sand niggers

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>>557774504
>a bunch or retarded shit i didnt read.

guess that makes you a bigger retard for replying. oh you.

If your country can't beat us in a 1v1 conflict and can't afford to be sanctioned by us don't post

>>557774504
what's that over the sunset?
is that
the keyboard warrior? and his trusty stead, buttplug!

>>557774868
>>557775097
>>557775326
Didnt read or look at. Make sure you kill yourselves citizens of the most garbage country

>>557774504
I'm referencing how harmless your country is in the grand scheme of things. Keep hating America, it'll keep us in the spotlight while we actually advance the world.

>and I'm not from Europe
Then you're definitely in a shittier country. Canada? Enjoy a whole lot of useless land America is just too apathetic to take.
Some South American bullshit? Not even gonna explain that one it's obvious.

>>557760998
Op is a glorious winged faggot who deserves our respect.

>>557775408
You're legitimately upset and it's really killing my vibe man. I'm out. You win, our country is shit and i love it. lol

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>>557775408
kissing mum with that filthy mouf bruv?

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>>557775408
>yfw your country doesn't have an equivalent of family matters
suck our culture yuorpoor

>>557763919
>mfw no need to go to Netherlands for pot
>mfw legal in two states, more in the works

>>557775430
>>557775767
>>557775889
>>557775993
Didnt read or look at. Make sure you kill yourselves citizens of the most garbage country.

>>557760998
See Op, this is why the rest of the world laughed when 9/11 happened.
The big arrogant bully got punched on the nose and started crying and the rest of the planet had a good chuckle.

>>557776176
aw cmon you're not even trying anymore where is the b8m8

>>557776176
>doesn't read or look at.
>still post.
Haha french people are such fucking pussies.

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>>557776502
>>557776639
Didnt read or look at. Make sure you kill yourselves citizens of the most garbage country.

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wp op

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>>557767297
hurr durr im the greatest mind of the 21st centory

>yfw all that's cause of the jews
>yfw jews rule your so called "country", not you

3/10 you made me post

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>>557760998
amerifats fail to realize everything good about their country and themselves is manufactured bullshit
and things will never change except for their body fat percentage

>>557768658
>go anywhere and you see a bunch of Mexicans and Blacks
75% of the population is white; america is a melting pot of cultures and people, idgaf if legal niggers and wetbacks live here.
>nazis would have lost the war even if america never joined in
kek
>torture not always equal answurs
still more effective than no torture, idgaf about some shitty sand nigger who would torture innocent ol' me
>innocent people get sent to death
Death row generally takes years, every system fails sometimes

I smell a bunch of eurofags here

>>557776995
The world in 2077
>overpopulated all asian
>the continent of Africa resorts to eating each other
>chinese have to execute 3/4 of the population just to fit in the same space
>Russians will have taken over all of Europe, Putin won't just stop with east Ukraine
>the Middle East will have burned down and become a bigger hell hole
>Australians will have been eaten by kangaroos
>South America will become a giant cocaine plantation


The United States
>adopts Canada as our retarded brother
>Fixes mexico and annexes it into our territory
>no more illegals
>rich as fuck
>keep the food away from rest of the world
>all scientists move here to escape persecution
>scientifically most advanced country in the world
>freedom rings

>>557771990
He buttmad

>>557760998
Agreed anon.
Murica Master Race

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>>557760998
you forgot the part where american men are the most pathetic pussy whipped nigger dick sucking jew worshiping faggots this planet has ever seen and its going to cost them dearly
oh wait it already is

>>557778523
>tfw moot is american

>>557760998
>Orlando
almost believed you until there

>>557779963
>tfw when moot is a newfag

>>557778812
top fucking kek

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>>557760998
rav up those murika folders