You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't go to the gym

Don't rush me while I eat, faggot.

>>557653582
why is his head so tiny?

Too much effort involved.

>>557653582
seriously, that guy looks horrible.
ideal: greek figures, brad pitt in fight club etc

I'm just lazy and don't care about the gym.

I wonder if it's the same guy making the same thread every 3 hours?

Anyway, I don't go to the gym, I work out at home.

>>557653582
But I do
>>557653980
Nigga, it's not about looks, it's about being fit and strong so you can tackle physical tasks and not be a fucking pussy
>>557654034
Faggot

My fat would get lazy and wither away if I went to the gym.

>>557653582
oh but I do.
I would stop though, before it looks like my head shrunk like ops pic.

Working out requires effort and it's too hard.

>>557653582
Because I don't care about what other people think about me.

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>>557653891
>why is his head so tiny?
he go gym

>>557654126
I agree with this guy, dumbbells and a bench is all I need.

>>557653582
Because i'm working 14 hours a day on construction.

>>557654394
what people? you live on /b/ you fat piece of shit

I spend all the time I could be working out playing the guitar and practicing.

I don't have one near me

I should at least get into the routine of running in the morning or something. My cardio is nonexistent and it'd suck if I had a heart attack when I'm like 35.

>>557654548
>Implying i'm fat

>>557654148
this guy dont go to the gym for fitness but for "muh musclemass". look at climbers, gymnasts, bikers etc, those are fit people.

>>557654582
Holy fuck.
I do the same shit

>>557653582

not fit enough to go to gym without being embarrassed by my lack of strength and dyel figure compared to all other liftbros

>>557653582
I honestly can't be fuckinf arsed.

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>>557653582
Because I want to be healthy (no juicer fag like this guy), fast and not look like this.

>>557654652
>implying we even exist

DYEE?

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Because I'm not an over compensating faggot

>>557653582
because nothing matters. nothing

Other than jogging, I don't know what I'm doing.

>>557653582
i'm glad i started hiting the gym a few months ago. i already lost cca. 6 kg and i'm not even on hard mode

>>557653582
i do. my dad always told me
>be strong, like bull
and i will be

because we're not fucking cavemen.
who gives a damn how much you can bench? my job is highly physical and I have no problems performing, and I'm fine with the way I look so what's the point unless you're an egotistical narcissist?

>>557654916

What nationality is your dad?

I'm rich.

>>557653582
My job requires a lot of physical labour, i need to conserve my energy

>>557654729
/thread

>>557654148
>Keep telling yourself that its about strength faggot.

>>557653582
Because I don't want to go to the GYM, I have better things to do.

>>557653582
I tried to, I swear. But it's so boring. And it left my body sore all over. I am fat, and I don't give a fuck.

>>557653582
im not a manlet

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>>557653582
Five words;

>it
>is
>easier
>not
>to

>>557653582
Waste of time. Try reading a book so you can contribute to society.

>>557655223
>who are you quoting?

4chan.org

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Does it count if I have a home gym?

the point of life is to reproduce, if your not a complete fatass fuck the gym you can as much pussy as u want

Unless this big lump got a hold of you in an altercation, he would get battered from a guy with an athletic build maybe 50lbs lighter.

>>557653582
because I'm not paying for exercise when I can go outside and do it for free.

cos I can't be arsed.

>>557653582
Because i don't need to look like a fucking closet.
Gym is for faggots, real men cut wood and gain real muscles.

>>557655737
>hurr english

>>557656098

You know the point of a gym isn't to be a bodybuilder. It's just more convenient for most people to go to a place that has stuff like ellipticals and weight sets than find a place to store it in their house.

I do go to the gym, 5 days a week in fact and cycle 6 days a week, I'm all about aesthetics though, low muscle insertions everywhere and not a deformed muscle. I consider myself luckier than "mesomorphs" if they even exist because I put on weight as fast as them.

Justification is subjective.

>>557655369
The alpha contributes to society by breeding more alphas. The world is fucked because people think picking up a book makes them intelligent.

>>557656483
Do those gym monkeys have any real strength or is it just steroids? Sure there are strong people who don't use steroids, but those don't need gym. You can work out without large machines too right at home. If you are young you really don't need to do anything to get muscles, they are there on their own if you don't eat fast food every day.

>>557653582
Because I'd rather sit on my ass, eat pizza and smoke cigarettes than take the hundreds of necessary small steps towards improving my admittedly flabby figure.

Poorfag, and I need cardio more than muscles last I checked walking outside was free.

>>557656825
steroids builds strength, builds muscle. However you train and use steroids it will help more than anything. Olympic runners use steroids to build power in their legs, there is nothing wrong with steroids if used safely.

>>557656934
This is why those sport people are all invalid in their 30ies, ruined for life.

>>557655028
english,german,swedish,dutch
>american

>>557653582
Where to begin...I don't like how muscle bound dudes look. I don't want to be one of them. I dont really care about how my body looks because if thats all you care about, i will pass on having you in my life. It is outdated because we not longer really need to be super bulky and infact never really needed to. I don't really care about being attractive to women because the only one i ever loved i can never have. I am content with my life and my body and no amount of hurr durr im alpha will change my mind. Go fuck some mindless whore who only likes you for your muscles op.

>>557657038
wouldn't you be more ruined if you sat around doing jack shit? I know my life would be horrible if I kept doing the things I was doing 2 years ago. People are lazy and depressed and they think working out wont make a difference, but they are so wrong.

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>>557653582
There is absolutely no need to go to the gym.
If you want to get fit/lose weight play sports, go for a run, or hike. Gyms are a waste of money.

>>557653582
I've been fasting recently

working out isn't all about bulk and sluts, I'm a really nice guy, while still trying to be modest, I don't sleep around and I am a very attractive guy, I feel the need to find love, probably some of the shit I went through as a child, but being in shape attracts ALL women, because a guy who can look after himself can look after his woman. The guys who work hard in a 9-5 and think it's any good are fucked, they are the ones that end up with the washed up hoes, the used bitches that nobody else wants, but these guys just deal with it because they have to, although they can never truly love them.

>>557653582
Because I don't have enough money to buy enough food to eat. Even if I had a job, the job would take up too much of my time and therefore I would be too tired to go to the gym.

>>557654582
lol guitar faggot

bet you have long hair and think you're so "far out" and say "man" a lot

>>557656483
"more convenient"

See, you're a fagget

It is 30 degrees celcius and i have to pay €20 just to sign up

>>557657337
Implying that you actually build any muscle whatsowever from running. All you do is get better at running, which lowers your bodymass in the long run.

>>557657181
No, because people who don't do jack shit (if they are not fat slobs) can live without pain in their bones even when they are 60 years old, while people who use steroids and work out unnaturally get pain as soon as they stop or when they 30 for sure. You need to observe old farmers who in their 90ies can still work the heavy work no bodybuilder could do when in 20ies because condition lackage. Can bodybuilders work on a field for 10 hours? No, not even for 1 hour.

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ITT: neckbeards justify their lazy lifestyles

>2014
>being evolutionarily inferior

Good luck passing on your genes, faggots

>>557654742
cause you have no energy due to smoking cigarettes, drinking soda, beer, eating fast food like some stupid sheep that doesn't care about anything

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>>557657514
Wow, are you really this retarded?
Only meathead gym junkies find true love!
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

I have a fast metabolism and enough money to hire prostitutes regularly.

>>557655014
nice close-minded theory you got there. must've took you all of 5 seconds to think of it.

I work out to FEEL good. I couldn't care less what people think about my looks. What matters is my opinion of me

I'm a man, not a manboy.

>>557657862

Son, I've got fuck trophies, plural.

My genetic success is secured.

>>557657815
who says anyone needs to build muscle?
And if you can't see the fitness benefits of running, you are a fucktard.

>>557655918
>omg muh ten fuckin' dollars a month that i could spend on 10 cheeseburgers

go to planet fitness, 10$ a month, no contract noob.

>>557658237
but I could spend it on ten cheeseburgers and then walk them off outside in the arizona desert heat, so fuck you

>>557654514
This guy fucking gets it.

Because Calastenics and my balls arent schrunken by steroids like yours

>>557657163
I work out and I don't care about being attractive either. I wear the same shit clothes everywhere I go. I think everybody has seen my whole wardrobe. It just feels good mentally and physically. You would know if you weren't so stupid.

>>557658237
Or you could run, hike, and play sports for free and still be fit and healthy.

>>557653582
silly pleb
you gotta door, you gotta gym

It's boring. I like to eat healthy and stay active instead of becoming a brainless roidmonkey

>>557657815
Actually, running improves lung health, which helps supply the rest of your body with oxygen when you're doing any kind of work.

>>557653582
His workout routine:
>Bicep curls
>Bicep curls
>Bicep curls
>Bicep curls
>self mirin
>Bicep curls
>Bicep curls
>Bicep curls

>>557654148
yeah, that's why people go to the gym and do entire workouts of hypertrophy... to get "strength"

>>557658495
>sports
>free
What are you, African?
Sports aint free

Last year I gained 15 lb of muscle in a year.

This month and last month I got too busy and stopped working out and gained 10lb.

The gain was so fast I'm kinda enjoying it.

I need to get back into it tho.

But as a hard gainer, just weight gain itself is making me happy atm.

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>>557656825

Working out for practical strength and aesthetics are two different things.

To take it to an extreme, look at the average bodybuilder and the average MMA fighter. Their bodies look nothing alike. Not that many guys in the UFC look "swole" or ripped.

>>557654148
i do go to the gym, and id say 5% of people actually go to build core strength..
This guy is not one of them, he obviously works out his arms more than any other muscle on his body and look at his weak ass chest. This guy trains to look "buff" not to be "fit&strong"

>>557653582
Lol just be honest OP. What are you compensating for :^)

>>557658702
Lol

>>557658874
Gather a few friends and a football. Kick the ball.
You are now playing sport.

>>557653582
Because I'm lanky white trash and I'd much rather laugh at threads like this than make my body look like that.

>>557653582
You have ten seconds to justify why you're such a massive cocksucking faggot lardass. GO

>>557658702
LOL
THEM BICEP CURLS

I don't need the gym to look better than you and I don't need to go to the gym to kick your ass.

>>557655078
hands down. this thread has no purpose now.

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>>557655014
I can sense your insecurity

You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't go to a plastic operattion, u look like a shit with hands

>>557653582
Don't have the drive to do it. I know there is a limit and that stops me. Why bother when I'll never reach above my natty limit? Why bother when I'll have to shell out for steroids later. I've got excellent test levels, but I still don't feel it. Even that guy doesn't feel it. His soulless eyes are that of Dorito Pope.

I have a inflammatory bowel disorder so exercising is extremely painful when I am in a flare up.

lazy/skinny because metabolism/10
>inb4 skinny white kid maymays

i live in japan and japanese women prefer thin guys over buff ones

>>557657850
What needs to be heard. Right hear. Kek

>>557658951

Bullshit.

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>>557657514
I lift as well m8, but you're a fucking moron. Having a career is always a good thing, and clearly you lift for women which is pathetic in itself

I go

Spend 5 minutes per day doing push ups at home and that's all I need.

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Spend my shekels to try to get fit! Oy Vey! Are you nuts?!!

The lack of basic knowledge of fitness that you fucks are showing is the reason obesity is so prevalent.

>>557659795
true story.

I take weigh gainer supplements.

But Ive been taking them for 2 months without working out and its going straightttttt to my waist. and some to my back for some reason...

>>557660101
That's fat mate, not muscle.

>>557660298
I know. But still, the number change in the scale itself is just making me happy. I only gained 15lb of muscle man.


Being a hard gainer, just scaling going up itself makes me so happy lol.

because i dont need to compensate

>>557660298
its the lean guy problem.

By stop working out for 2 months, instead of number gonig up 15 in a good way, it went up 10 in a bad way!

THATS 25 TOTAL!!!!
i dunno man. I'm just happy about numbers on scale going up

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I don't go to the gym
My girlfriend wants me to though, I don't fucking get it,
Don't I look fit enough?
Those gym guys look like they're roided up manlets who can't hold their hands behind their sides properly and walk funny,
So can you guys honestly tell me if my body is fine?
I mean why should I go fucking waste my time doing repetitive, boring "exercise" when I could be learning shit?

>>557660723

So take up a martial art like kickboxing or judo. Or hell even swimming or cycling.

There's lots of things you can do to appease your girlfriend without becoming a gym rat or doing deadlifts all day.

>>557660723

You arent capable of going to the gym and learning in the same day but you have the time to browse 4chan?

Skinnyfat pls go

>>557660723

ya bro you p hot
don't like your tummy button though. No offense it's just a personal pref

>>557660723
the only thing i would advise is to maybe do some pushups once in a while

>>557660723
You look great. Fuck shifting metal bars all day.

If your gf wants some "roided up manlet" it's time to get a new gf.

>>557653582
I don't have the time to lift fucking weight with insecure faggets how have to many time to spend on their body and not on their mind. Plus, you'll probably take some creatine or whey if you do so, go ahead and be a a fit faggot. I have the chance of having an atleting body without much sport, defenitly don't need this to get girls. Sorry, insecure faggot, not everyone needs to have big muscle to get pussy.

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>>557653582
>Because I'm not a freaking Neanderthal
>And I don't need it and money to have sex with ladies.

>>557653582
because i don't want to look like that

>>557660723
If you're 4chan, you have "too many time" by default.

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Thats me 1 month ago 5 months progress, i know its not that good, but i started as a skeleton

>>557660101
My bad, thought you were referring to the 10 pounds as muscle gain without working out, not just mass in general.

>>557653582
Because it is a completely unnecessary waste of money... You don't need anything but your body to exercise. If you wanna pay for it, just do a real sport. Gym addicts also look as gross as fat people.

Because gyms are for faggots that are afraid to go out into the woods and climb mountains like a man.

>>557653582
Because I don't hang out with faggots.

i'm not fat yet

>>557653582
Because I have a home gym.

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>>557653582
Home gym, picture related.

>>557665815
Very attractive.
No homo.

What areyour exercises ?

>>557665943
Thank you, and I do calisthenics.

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I got a bad heart and cant do shit for next 3 months
Its been 2 years since i even lifted anything
i want to die
nothing compares to it, girls are shit compared to the fun you can have maxing your PR doing deads
it kills me everytime i think about it

>>557666146
How long ? How often ?

It's never to late.
So yeah, I have some time.

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>>557653582