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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I am a former government contractor who has been involved with working for/with the Greys for several years.

Ask me anythinf
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Ayyy lmao
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>>557062265
Why can't you spell?
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Ayyy lmao
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ayy lmao
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Have you ever stuck a sharpie in an alien's pooper?
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Ayyy lmao
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Ayyy lmao
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>>557062265
cliktu verada niktau?
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>>557062265

can greys check my id?
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Credentials I want them.
>Forcereal.jpg
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>>557063285
*tips fedora*
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Ayyy lmao
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>>557062265
I will answer a few obvious questions right off the bat. Obviously, i will not reveal too much information about myself.

1. I am former military. Spent a decade in the armed forces and served my country (USA) proud.

2. After military i worked as a jet propulsion engineer for a very major company

3. I was recruited to work for a branch of government unknown to the public. I am currently retired.
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>>557062265
who do the greys work for?
is the abduction program on hold?
how much worthwhile tech have we gained?
was the cost even worth it?
do the russians have the same?
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have you had sexual relations with aliens?
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ayy lmao
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How do you up vote posts on this site? How do I log in?
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How can I cure my unhealthy attraction to alien women? I still have scrotum-burster STDs.
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>>557063316
CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY SAY AYY LMAO ON VOCAROO PLS
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Do they use tanning lotion?
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>>557063402
1. What do you know about MK-Ultra?
2.What do you know about the Dulca Incident?
3. What do you know about Rachel Nevada?
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do they mak hte spaghetti?
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>>557062265
the book of that guy corso "the day after roswell" is true ¿?
also what exactly want the greys ¿?


ah yeah i was forgetting Ayy lmao
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>>557063430
The greys don't work for anybody. I guess you could consider them pioneers, like lois and clark. As much as they know about the universe (way more than us), there is still much unknown. They are out to find answers, just like us. Only they are much more advanced than us.
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>>557063402
What you meant to say was:

1. 350 pounds

2. virgin

3. trolling /b/ from you moms basement
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Ayy lamo
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>>557063430
Also, about the russians, we don't know if they have made contact with russia yet. We assume they have, but neither government would be willing to reveal such an amazing weapon at their disposal
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>>557062265

Aay lmao
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>>557063430
>>557063443
>>557063829

Retarded people. Trolls always manage to find them.
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Is it true that Taco Bell has finally discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch?
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>>557062265
Do they like peppers?
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>>557063443
They don't share the same type of reproductive organs as us. So, no.
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>>557064118
what is the home planet of the greys?
why are they interested in earth then, only thing we might have is DNA, is that what are they trying to do? Make hybrids?
Also, how many grey-like races have you interacted with?
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>>557063471
Unlock those features with 4chan gold
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When was first contact?
>>557064514
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>>557064334
how many USAF saucers we got flying up there?
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>>557062265
Has the AST15-Z5 project reached testing stage? Is the October 2017 date for initial temporal exchange still on schedule?
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>>557064697
The exact date is unknown to my clearance level. We speculate between 1915-1930
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>>557062265
Proof!
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>>557064910
Do we have any knowledge of the Germans also having made contact during WW2?
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>>557062265
OP HERE CLAIMING NEW ID. SWITCHED TO LAPTOP. DID NOT KNOW THE THREAD WOULD BE POPULAR LIKE THIS. THIS IS EASIER. I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPS.
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What planet do they come from? Why don't they make themselves known to the public? How long is their lifespan? How do they reproduce?
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>>557065672
I want some answers. I've waited to talk to someone like you.
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>>557065676
We don't know what home planet they come from. The communication is hard. They mostly communicate with us through visuals, kind of like videos or art, but created from their mind.

They show us many things, like their home planet, their galaxy, stuff we've never even seen. We just don't know where it is
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>>557065672
Ayyy lmao
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>>557065057
As far as we know, we haven't confirmed other governments making contact with them. And we haven't disclosed our knowledge of them either.

We assume they have made contact with other countries, just nobody will confirm it, including the greys
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>>557066130
Are we attempting to reverse engineer any of their technology? Do we have any of their technology?
Do they allow us to study their technology?
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>>557065676
They reproduce via pores in their skin. They exchange DNA that way, and create new life inside a womb much like humans. The difference is, they are all the same sex. They just need two types of dna to create new life, only during certain times, and whoever carries the fetus is a roll of the dice.
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>>557066130
>the book of that guy corso "the day after roswell" is true ¿?
>also what exactly want the greys ¿?

answer , and also its true all the advances in tecnology come from the greys , micro chips, optic fiber, laser and that kind of stuff ¿?
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>>557066480
Yes, we are always trying to reverse engineer their technology, but we've been finding it to be useless. The physics on earth are much different then where they come from. It just doesn't work the same in space as it does here. We need different conditions to get stuff to work here
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>>557066585
Keep this thread going what you're saying biologically makes sense from an evolutionary stand point.
>What forms of study are we currently engaged in with them?
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>>557065965
Who's their favorite singer?
Have you tried to get a blowjob from anyone?
Do they like chocolate?
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>>557067005
They don't understand music. They express themselves differently, with color, feelings, and sometimes even taste. It's actually quite enjoyable to experience, and almost addicting.
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>>557066867
Alright so their planet has different conditions than ours does got it.
>Do they physically have mouths?
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>>557067321
Do they look like the ones in the picture? Can you describe them?
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>>557067005
>chocolate

They don't enjoy much food here on earth. Some fruits, but not any. But many of them actually enjoy Coca-cola, to be honest. They enjoy the carbonation
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>>557067321
Is their bodily structure more slender or more bulky? I would like a better visualization of them?
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ayy lmao
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>>557066867

Eh...physical laws are a constant for our entire universe...
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>>557067342
Yes, they do. They are small. They don't have teeth, but they do have a tongue-like appendage in there and some taste buds. So they can taste, but solid food is not their best friend.
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>>557062265
ayy lmao
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>>557067321
So they can't hear? Or their hearing sense is different from ours and is that why the sounds seem different to them?
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>>557067678
That is true however if the technology was built on a planet with different conditions IE: Low gravity more atmosphere or possibly liquid atmosphere. It would be very difficult to reverse engineer it here.
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ayy lmao
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Do they have religion? Are they generally peaceful or could they annihilate us in one push of a button? And do they have war on their own planet?
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>>557067845
But then how do they get nourishments?
Did they seriously got so technology dependent that they evolved to be able to use just liquid food (even when I know that evolution doesn't works like that, being lamarkian evolition)?
What do they eat?
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>>557067420
Not exactly. Their heads aren't as big as most pictures would suggest. They do have large black eyes. They usually have at least 1 or 2 nostrils, sometimes 3, and they don't actually have a great sense of smell. They use it more to detect what kind of gases they are inhaling and can adjust their bodies accordingly.

They are grey, and very skinny. I've never seen a fat one. It could be because they don't eat much. They get much of their energy from pellets they have created for themselves, much like dogfood.
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>>557068107
This
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>>557067909
how do they feel about atomic weapons?
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>>557068260
Do some live here? When do they visit? What is their purpose to be here?
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>>557068415
I'm hopefully going to find out in this thread.
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>>557067885
They have holes in their head, but their "ears" are much different then ours. They don't communicate through speech or sound very often, only in fear, so their sense of sound is limited to vibrations and direction. Discerning a male voice from a female voice is almost impossible for them. They recognize it as "speech vibrations", and where it's coming from.
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>>557062265
ayy lmao
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ayyyyyyy
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ayy lmao
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>>557068605
Alright so have you tried with visual and auditory computer generated communication?
>Do we have any of their ships?
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>>557067678
Yeah, try flying a jet plane on jupiter

>>557068107
They don't follow religion like we do here. They do have a sense of community, similar beliefs about the universe (multiverse, according to them), and a drive to discover the truth about where we all came from.

They are extremely peaceful, but we don't know what they are capable of as far as weaponry goes. They will only fight in self defense, and their species are still here, so i guess whatever they are doing is working.

We'll probably never get to see their weapons anyway. Just like our government hides our top secret shit, so does the greys
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>>557069219
OP you aren't fucking around you know your shit.
>Do they have communication back to their home planet?
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>>557068493
There were numerous greys here for several years when I was currently working for them. Having been retired, I can't say for sure now.

They are here studying life, basically. Everything from microbial life to intelligent life. They say their plan is to learn all they can about our solar system and then move on to the next galaxy, which we assume is Andromeda (unless, of course, they came from there already).
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>>557069219
Do they know anything about the Anunaki and planet X if they even exist? Ever brought up anything like that? And do they have something to do with this?:
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If they're on a quest for truth like us, then why don't they reveal themselves to the rest of the world to show that we are not alone?
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>>557069725
Why have they not revealed themselves? People believe already we could merge with their society and culture. Strengthening ours and theirs.
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Is the United States government holding them on earth? Or are they free to go at anytime?
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>>557069725
have they talked about other intelligent species in the universe ¿?
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>>557069956
They would probably end up having to leave, stopping their research
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>>557068415
We don't know what weapons they have. We do know they have defensive measures, including something that acts like a big reflector for energy. For example, if I threw a rock a car that they made, it wouldn't hit the car. It would reflect back at me and probably knock me down, depending on how hard I threw it.

>>557069127
Their technology is more advanced than ours. Using a computer for them is like getting a computer programmer to start a fire with two sticks.

They have a sense of telepathy that they use. They are able to figure out what we say what we are thinking. They respond mostly with gestures, and holographic images and videos on loop, kind of like gifs.
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>>557064118
>like lois and clark
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Someone archive this thread. This shit fascinates me. Knowledge is the greatest gift, and you, OP, knowing all this you are extremely lucky
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>>557062265
I agree OP here's to you sharing this knowledge graciously with us.
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>>557070319
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535698/Aliens-walk-theyre-refusing-share-technology-change-warring-polluting-ways-claims-former-Canadian-defense-minister.html what do you think about this
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>>557070741
ur retarded anon
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>>557064409
Holy shit!! this cant be
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Basic military test to see if Anon is legit.
hand sign palm up fingers curling inwards what does it mean?
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>>557070115
They are free to go. They are interested in us, and we are interested in them. We have a mutual goal.

>>557070120
Yes, but not intelligent like us. At least, intelligence as we know it. We assume we're the smartest life form, besides themselves, to have come in contact with them.
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>>557069956
this is a reason for them not to show themselves probably because they believe to be a violent species.
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If there is a mutual interest, as you suggest, why do you seem to know so little about them?
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>>557066867
Awwww and the thread was so interesting too...
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>>557069956
>>557070112
Fear mostly. They have been around for both world wars, and all the rest that followed. They know we are capable of nuclear weapons. They are aware we are able to kill the entire human race at the push of a single button.

They don't understand war within a species. Down to their core, they just don't get it. But they've seen it, and it scares the shit out of them.

I'm scared of us too.

We do have mutual interests though. They trust the US government. We are very, very good to them, and they are to us. We exchange information the best we can, and we both learn from each other.
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>>557072080
It's mostly a communication issue, and much that we've learned from them is on a "need to know" basis. If I don't need to know it, my superiors will not tell me about it. So it's not that WE don't know, it's that I, myself, don't know.

I have no problem telling you what I do know for sure, and have experienced first hand
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>>557072182
I know you can't give full disclosure but you as a human know we are more than war. Have they had the chance to observe our culture? If not why?
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What colour is the discombobulator at Pahute Mesa?
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>>557069915
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>>557066782
>all the advances in tecnology come from the greys , micro chips, optic fiber, laser and that kind of stuff

I've never heard that. I'm pretty sure that's very false. From what i've seen, micro chips and optic fiber are not part of their technology
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>>557071432
>>557072439
im waiting.
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>>557072790
how is the government able to keep greys secret?
I mean they cant even get the DMV right. How could they possibly not fuck that one up? Some asshat would have spilt the beans already (a more credible asshat than you i mean)
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>>557069706
I don't know if they communicate directly to their home planet, like a phone call or email or anything. They communicate mostly telepathically, but it's hard to tell how far their reach is. So whether or not they communicate with their home planet is unknown to us, but I'm sure word spreads fast amongst themselves, and eventually the information makes it back to where it needs to be.
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>>557072790
how about roswell ¿? what exactly happen there ¿?
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Can we trade our knowledge of pr0nography for alien tech?
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stop making jokes, this could be serious
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>>557072454
They know we are capable of peace. They really do trust the US government. Not sure if they are familiar with the others, but you can say we are really good friends with the greys.

They just don't understand war. They don't understand why Al-qaeda want's us dead, or why we fight back and forth. But they understand that ultimately we want peace. If they didn't think our planet is capable of it, I don't think they'd still be here. There is a certain level of trust, and they want to see us (earth) succeed.

They are withholding a lot of information from us. They don't want a violent species to spread across the universe
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>>557069915
OP you need to answer this.
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>>557062265

If you're legit (and I'll know), then answer this:

Alpha Centauri. Spill the beans now. Go.
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>>557064118

>like lois and clark
>mfw
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>>557073276
The DMV is very different than a top secret branch of government. The DMV is full of idiots, the top secret branch of government is full of the brightest minds in the country, and many will die not saying a word about what they've seen, for the greater good
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>>557067909

The engineering would be the same as you'd be desiging around static physics not an arbitrary condition.

Nuances would exist to compensate for atmospheric differences.
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>>557073868
Okay so then theory they're intergalactic ambassadors. Perhaps they're members on some kind of intergalactic United Nations? Not a far stretch really.
Has the government showed the grey's a common mans life? What about a homeless man? To show that we don't all live thinking of war. That we're a peaceful race at heart.
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>>557074297
True very true. If they had made a craft it would have been made to compensate between atmospheric conditions. There's also the possibility they use a material we can't recreate here on earth. A unique element from their planets composition.
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>>557073292
I honestly don't know. It was before my time.
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>>557074608
How did they get here in the first place?
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>>557074608
Ok OP, I'll bite. How do they communicate with you via 'holographic images'? Are they projecting light on something with their bodies or ?
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>>557074741
Yeah did the y have the alcumiere (warp) drive?
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Do you know about daily life on their planet? Do they have jobs like us, do they have remuneration like us?
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>>557074741
I really don't know for sure. The story we're told is: Somebody got lost, found earth and crash landed, we took them in and helped them. We originally wanted weapons. We did not get any They were fascinated by the intelligent life.
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>>557062265
Wheres the legit flying saucer footage
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>>557075024
The best I could describe it is like seeing Tupac at Coachella.

There is no "screen". you can put your hand though the image. It tingles.

We don't understand it fully, but they use their eyes to project it, and use their minds to control what is displayed.

Its kind of like a projector on earth, but with no screen.
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Do they know anything about the Anunaki and planet X if they even exist? Ever brought up anything like that? And do they have something to do with this? (Pic related)
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>>557075307
There is none that I'm aware of. Everything you've seen on TV or youtube as "UFO" is either mistaken identity for something else, or a government experiment, usually new aircraft tests.
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>>557062265

Did you ever have contact with any of the insectoids? I have had several experiences with them and the tall and short grays. Opinion on aryans and their motives?
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Anybody has send to their homeland?
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Is it true that the aliens made contact with previous societies, hinted in some terms of history?
E.g, Celtic, Germanic, Anglo societies?
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How long do they live? Do how do their lifespans compare to ours? What is their concept of death?
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This guy is speaking bullshit. So, an incredibly advanced species capable of interstellar travel will show up personally and be at the mercy of warmongering human savages? Shit, even us monkeys sent a rover to mars first. Not only that, but these super advanced beings communicate through "muh feels" and are scard of shit thy see on earth? Bullfuckery. O0, even /x/ makes better bullshit threads than this. Go back to glp or wherever the fuck you came from you fraud.
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>>557075149
They don't have jobs like we do here. Each have roles they must fill, kind of like a colony of bees or ants. Each serves it's own purpose but they act as one.

The ones on earth right now are like NASA for the US. Their job is to study the universe and how it works.
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>>557075760
Insectoids are from alpha centauri. That's all Im revealing here. Fuck that fraud op.
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>>557062265
Ayyy lmao
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>>557075723
pls op this im also wondering the same thing
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>>557076110
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>>557062265
Ayy lmao
I'M SORRY 4CHAN
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>>557075931
Their lifespan is about 100 years on earth. They live very long, but haven't been on earth for as long, relatively. So it's hard to get an accurate number
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If they are from a different galaxy and we are the only intelligent life they have found, Do they have a vast empire, galaxy wide or is it more like a cluster but they do a lot of traveling?
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Alright, I'm tired of trolling you faggots. It's getting late and I'm done here. Fooling you faggots is so easy.
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>>557077279
k thanks OP
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>>557077279
lol that's not cool
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>>557077279
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>>557077279
Playing along was worth it. Good for the imagination
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ayy lmao
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I enjoyed it as well
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Why can't you type properly?

FUCKING IDIOT
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>>557077279
Ayy lmao
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>>557077461
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557069219

The engineering problems would be based upon alloys/compounds currently unavailable to us and energy systems. The general rest is is already known to us via aerodynamics, etc.

Thinking the Alcubierre Drive is the strongest likelihood of getting around c.
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>>557067548
I found it in the basement just now. thanks to you, I found out how to get it to stop shredding my books apart
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>>557074579

We know all of the elements in the known universe. Compounds however are a whole other ball game.
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>>557064185

Trolling means it worked, and it's not so no.

OP managed to fuck up his first post. Unless you retired 30 years ago, that's basically unacceptable. Any real soldier/engineer/agent would be well versed with computers, and would understand that spellchecking is important.

-5/10 for making me reply.
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>>557079725
>mfw people are still here arguing whether or not I successfully trolled
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>>557062265
ayy lmao
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>>557062265
Ayy lmao
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>>557077279
Lol told ya so.
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>>557080468
>>557062438
(I've been here since this thread started and I just came back to say ayy lmao)
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>>557080815
can you share any knowledge about alien life?
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>>557081142
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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