/b/ how do I stretch my butt the best way? dumping traps for help

>>556725495
put something larger in..

>>556725495
find a dick or two to sit on

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sorry had to brb, buttplugs and all

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>>556726489
but it kind of doesnt really feel easier, it just hurts no matter how much I had taken in before

>>556727618
Use lots of lube and be sure you're supremely horny and cock hungry when you decide to go bigger.

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>>556727870
to be able to ignore the pain or in order to have a more relaxed butt?

>>556728719
Both. The insatiable craving for a cock up your ass will help you get over the fact it might hurt a little, because when it's all the way in you get that awesome full feeling that comes with getting fucked :3

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>>556728969
I'll try to remember that, thanks

>>556729143
No prob :)

Have you been filling your ass long?

>>556729234
I used to finger myself sometimes back in the day but then I started last year with buttplugs and then I made a huge break until very recently

>>556729494
I started with fingers too, at around 13. Continued with fingers and other homemade toys until I turned 18 and could finally get a real toy, never looked back since :3

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>>556729668
got a plug in at this very moment, best feeling

>>556725495
You need to relax and stimulate your hole. For me, getting rimmed makes me wide open.

And what >>556728719 says. Sometimes the best practice is the real thing, and having a real life cock pushing up you helps you get over any initial discomfort.

>>556729753
I have a 7 inch dildo inside me right now :3

>>556729768
>real life cock
wishful thinking

>>556725973
>>556725661
>>556729143

Nice.

>>556729940
Dude, craigslist, grindr, etc. You literally cannot fail to find someone who wants to fuck.

Or if you mean me, then yes, it probably is. I'm stuck at work and a quick fucking would liven up my afternoon no end

>>556730281
I live in germany, no craigslist ads here, also, I am not really into dudes but only traps or at least feminine crossdressers, I absolutely love the D but not the male physique

>>556730491
This is exactly how I feel as well

lie on your shoulders with your ass in the air and relax. itll gape open and make it easy to fit in your current limit. plenty of lube of course, work up gradually.

been too long since i fingered myself then waited for the ass to self lube, then used that as wank lube.

Patience, and lots of lube. That's it, really. It's not something you can do in 5 minutes, so you're gonna have to deal with it, unless you want to bleed

>>556730491
I'm a swedefag at the moment. There's bodycontact.com which has some tyskland listings. I'm sure there'll be something local for you.

Im the same as you as I have found plenty on the local lists.

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>>556730569
what do you mean by self lube?

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>>556730954
dont really know how to find any, I never really browse the german internet

OP YOU FUCKING NIGGER IM GONNA SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AFTER I BURN YOUR CAT AND FEED IT TO YOUR WHORE OF A MOTHER FUCK THAT BITCH FOR GIVINBG BIRTH TO A WASTELESS PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU

>>556730981
if you have an empty ass, give it a work over with your fingers, hitting the p spot if you like it more intense (similar location to g spot, curl your fingers up). You can either keep going for 10 or so minutes, or just finger/toy for a few minutes then wait 10 or so minutes.

Your ass naturally creates an almost jelly like lube that is fairly clear but a little coloured. Its fucking great lube for more ass play or for scooping out a little to wank with

>>556731104
just google the german equivalent of "no strings attached hook ups"

>>556725495
never saw myself beeing reposted.

>>556731741
If that actually is you, you have a very suckable penis

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>>556731741
I am sure that is gonna change, this picture is probably gonne be reposted many times by other people

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>>556732296
it is, but i'm still wearing parts of my chastity belt in there.
>>556732703
Well i'm glad people like it. that's what i take those pictures for.

I need tips/advice for hair removal, and possibly cheap ways to make sexy outfits.

>>556732847
keep posting please

Not into trans but god damn sarina is hot

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>>556732965
that's how it all starts, I was like that once too

>>556731741
Are you from the netherlands?

>>556732873
Ive had mixed results with removal creams like nairs. sometimes get red spots the next day, but sometimes its smooth as silk. Always feels like my cock is going to melt off though, kinda good, kinda bad sensation.

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>>556732940
i don't have anymore from my red set sadly. >>556733210
Je hebt me door. ;o

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>>556733335
melting cock sounds like it would feel great

>>556733428
Pretty sure I talked with you on kik like two days ago

>>556733737
ah you're the person that wanted be castrated right?

>>556733171
cant really get into gay/trans porn, always watch straight. Only had one fuck in mid teens and it was with a grill. But have been playing with my ass since i was about 13. should just bite the bullet and get fucked by a dude one day to see if its how i imagine.

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>>556734065
I cant into gay porn either, it started with watching tgirl on girl so I didnt have to look at males and see where I am today..

>>556734030
No, I thought you were. Guess not.

>>556734030
wanting to be castrated sounds like an incredible turn off

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>>556729878
>>556729753

i work this 9.5inch dildo with suction cup in when i need a ride. it's 2.2" wide

>>556734478
look delicious

This thread is pretty gay.

>>556733578
the relief when its washed off is just as great too. if its done with an even coverage it comes out really smooth. I was a naughty little faggot, worked up to a roughly 2.5" wide plastic flashlight case in no time at all. For some reason the blood wasnt that concerning, but im sure there is an increased risk of prolapse when you do enough stretching.

>>556734334
i never said i wanted to be castraded, talked on kik a couple days ago with someone who wanted that.
>>556734427
I never said i wanted it. never going to do it either.

>>556734656
you should try ass play some time, it's Heaven

>>556734656
n-no why would you think that

Relax your ass by bearing down as if you have to poop while inserting the plug

Problem solved

More homos should know about this

>>556734793
I guess we both talked to the same person. I guess its the same people in every one of these threads.

>>556734478
This is now a toy thread!!
Show me your toys

>>556735036
as long as your spread and relaxed, the position doesnt matter too much. but the inverted gape feels pretty unique, you can see it in porn a lot.

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>>556735125
OP here, pic related plus a prostate stimulating vibrator, but it is so curved that it really hurts eventhough it it pretty thin, kinda regret buying it

>>556735373
which one, might i ask? an NMC scorpion tail or flickering sting? Theyre pretty curved and fairly rigid.

>>556734478

i also use a 18" double dong 2" wide.
It's made of soft silicone so i can push it like 14" inside. best feeling in the world when it pushes past the 1st colon bend

>>556735537
it is called "rude boy" I think, made by "rocks off"

>>556731418
>wasteless

>>556735646
That. I love that feeling when I can push the whole dildo in and out of my butt without hitting that colon wall

>>556736178

Yes you feel me brother. i need to push that thing even farther. but unfortunately i've bought a pretty thick double dong.
If it was only 1.5" or so i could've totally pushed it past the 2nd bend even

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sorry for the lack of pic dumping everyone, I was lazy

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>>556736446
that doesnt sound too healthy, but hot nontheless

>>556729668
Underage fag here, what did you use for homemade toys?

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>>556735646
y-you can do that? what kind of limit is there until theres some kind of internal injury risk? Wondered the same about pussy too.

>>556725495
Stick a cucumber up your ass and walk around all day with it in...faggot

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>>556735125
I just need something that vibrates and I'm good to go

>>556736883
>>556736629
It's possible and not unhealthy at all if you do it right.
slow and steady wins the race with deep anal.
a good anal cleansing and lots of lube is half the work

>>556731418
Hey! Hey! Don't take it out on the cat. I bet it thinks OP is just as big of a fag as you do.

>>556737151
lol i almost bought that blue jelly monster XD

>>556737283
It's brilliant, warms up nicely and feels pretty realistic to boot.
What'd you get instead of it?

>>556737158
>>556736446
Hey have you managed to reach a prostate orgasm yet? It's tricky as fuck and takes me forever.

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>>556737506
what's the blue one called? maybe I am gonna get that one too, on another note: how got are toys with rills really?

>>556737506

i posted this one>>556734478

and i allway heat up my toys in a sink with hot water.
so when i put it in my insides start to heat up like its fucking hell in there.

>>556737585
And I've reached prostate orgasms. but you're right. really hard to get one. I usually masterbate a bit while riding and when i get really close i tend to go real slow and let my dildo slide against my prostate real slow

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>>556738060
does that make it easier to put them in?
also, what do you guys find to be the easiest position of the body to fit something in?

>>556738302
doesnt make it easier. it gives you a burning sensation from inside driving me crazy.

and i think doggystyle is easiest. ass way up face way down. makes it easier to get past your inner sphincter and past the 1st bend

>>556738302
Doggystyle. I find that position forces my colon to expand and take in the dildo easier. Also makes me feel like a total slut.

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>>556738561
This guy gets it.

>>556737913
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001D23LRS/
It's out of stock on uk amazon, sadly :c

>>556738060
Haven't thought about heating them up with water, might try that tonight, thanks anon

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>>556738561
hng gotta try that soon, I wish a trap would take me doggie style

>>556738831
no problem mate. just don't overdo it. if your anus can't handle the heat, your insides can't handle it either

I want to get fucked but I'm scared. I have a guy friend I know would do it and we've kissed and everything buy I'm scared to commit to it.

I'm straight all the time but I know I'll die in like 40 years and dicks turn me on a lot but the male body doesn't. How do I take the next step? I'm comfortable with it, been to guy bars but thus guy is the only guy I'd trust as he's exceptionally clean.

And how do I get over the awkwardness the next day at his house?

>>556737585
Ive never managed to reach one :(

How long did it take you?

>>556739048
ask him to crossdress for you maybe, I know the feel of loving dicks but nont the male body, life is hard

>>556739048
Alcohol and lube.
Lots of both.

>>556739048
simple .. don't stay the night

>>556739048
dude, if you're excited by dicks but not the rest of the male body I would advise you not to do it.
dicks on a proper chick make me precum just by looking. but thinking of doing it with a man makes my dick shrivel up

>>556739239
He's not like that. He's a very proper guy man. The only way I'd see it happening is if we went out to the pub, got drunk and went back to his house to sleep.

I'd probably be easier about it if another guy came back with us too so there was less pressure but I know he'd rather just the two of us too

>>556739321
I've had set with a trap but only topped her. Later found out she was an international escort.

She came on my chest while she was riding me and I lapped it up. It was the series thing I've ever done. I don't know how I'd go with a flat out guy though

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-1/10

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>>556727790

The other thing is I know I'll want to kill myself as soon as I cum.

I get hectic feels after jizzing

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This thread is making me rock hard for some reason.

>>556739438
get drunk and be all like "oh no i dont actually want this" in your head while still advancing towards him

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>>556739210
Once I started fucking my ass with dildos on a regular basis and had it well stretched, it became possible. I would play with my soft silicone 1.5 dildo for about an hour, and when I could feel the orgasm coming on, I'd switch to my 2 incher with the suction cup and ride it till I came. (Pic related)

>>556739048
Try to find a femdom to peg you?

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>>556739942
your eyes are off, pic related, it's most likely a shoop

>>556740359
except it's actually a shoop
silly

>>556740404
if it is, then an incredibly convincing one, best one i ever saw even

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>>556740281
>for some reason
I wonder why, more shooping btw

>>556740324
Do you touch yourself while playing, or would you recommend to focus all your attention on your butt?

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>>556741559
Sometimes, but mostly not. It's way more rewarding to not touch your clitty and just focus on your butt. Almost a feeling of satisfaction, you know? And besides, I usually wear my Holy Trainer anyway.

>>556740324
pegging isnt anywhere near as arousing as a real dick
also, kinda funny captcha: uregai surrender

>>556742161
I always wondered, wouldnt those start really hurting when you start to get an errection?

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>>556742209
I've yet to feel a real cock up my ass, But I imagine it would be heavenly. And yes, surrender to your faggotry.
>>556742209
You do feel pressure and resistance, but it's impossible to get a full erection when you're locked up. It also depends on which cage you buy. My CB 6000 would pull forward when I got erections and tug on my balls, making it really painful. But the Holy Trainer I'm using now is really comfortable and doesn't hurt when you get an erection. 13/10 would recommend.

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Take 2 Dicks and call me in the morning ;)

>>556742829
I only found out about the existence of these things a few days ago on /b/, care to share your experience and motivation to get them?

>>556730134
>>556730337

is your name kylie?

>>556743095
OP here, this was just an image dump, there was only like one actual trap showing a pic of herself in the whole thread

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I can take a 8.5 inch around and 16 inch long dildo all the way in. For me its easy now,before though i would just relax and take my time and it will go in eventually.

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>>556743308

i think about buying some new stuff to help me with stretching and a general dildo
still pretty new to all the anal stuff, whats the general idea behind a buttplug, to make your ass take more or what?

also the first toy i got was way too large, 22cm long and 4,6cm diameter, could get the head in after some practice and playing with my ass but i couldnt get the shaft further in it was just kinda blocked?

>>556743482
why cant I be the cucumber

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Guys, who is this?

>>556743590
Lol.u should see my dildo,but dont have the pics with me at moment maybe next time

>>556736640
Pretty delayed, but I used candles and tool handles wrapped in rubber gloves and lubed up with vaseline :3

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Use the assortment of toys I have on display here! Slow n steady wins the race. Remember that.

>>556734478
That's hot. How often do you need a ride? ;)

Get a Vixskin dildo by Vixen Creations. Pure silicone, the perfect amount of softness, the Vixskin Johnny is a great size and shape.
Do you know about poppers, OP? Amyl nitrate is what you want to relax the sphincter, not sure if it's available near you.

>>556736640
Not what you asked, but online stores ship cheap and discreet, worth a look. I got my first toys that way back when I was underage, it was nerve wracking waiting for them to arrive but worth it.

>>556743865
would rather like to play with the toy in the upper half of the pic ;)

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Sikh.

Best way is to get fingered by a chad alpha like me

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>>556743010
You've never heard about CD, chastity, and dildos? What are you? 12? Umm let's see. I first began playing with my butt when I took baths around adolescence. First dildos and lube I used were cucumbers and spit. Then I discovered what a sissy and BDSM in general is during college and got really turned on by that. Got into fetlife, met a few mistresses who taught me to love getting my ass fucked and having my cock caged. I began CD in college also, and I really like it. IDK maybe I'm transgender, because I've always been submissive and sensitive, and I can relate to with girls better than with guys. I sometimes daydream about what it would be like to live as a woman. But I know it's too late for that, I'm almost 22, 5'11, and have the features of a lumberjack. I'm talking large brow and chin, wide shoulders, and man hands. I just wish I could have figured it out sooner =(

>>556730491
Bernd try gayromeo. Cant promise on the quality of hookups though.

>>556743865
youre fucking gorgeous feet, legs, press them against my face n cock, i need to be in you

>>556744101
How old were you when you first bought a toy?

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>>556743618

another

>>556744243
I am talking specifically about the chastity belts, I heard of chastity belts in general but i mean those in particular

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>>556744121
Oh baby hah

Also dress however gets you in the mood. Little things help the start

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>>556725495
If you want to train for size then I recommend an inflatable dildo and a bottle of poppers.
Pic related is fucking amazing!
I broke the valve on mine though so it needs replacing.

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>>556743618
>>556744406

one more

>>556744337
I got the guts to buy one at 17, it was a buttplug.

>>556744645
Nice~ Had you had a real cock up your ass before then?

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>>556744462
Poppers = horrible headache and no fun for myself. Blehk

>>556742161
Urethral plug ooh

>>556744779
what are poppers?

>>556735092
Yeah, i guess we did. :)
>>556742328
It can hurt, but with experience, it doesn't have too hurt. it can feel comfy sometimes.

>>556744857
Basically leather polish that the gay community likes to take a whif of ... Supposed to make everything more intense. Creates a very head rush feeling.

>>556744774
Well I loved the plug and got a dildo soon after, it was even better. Nothing more than blowjobs yet, I want to make it happen though

>>556745026
ehh I think I am definitely gonna stay away from that

>>556725495
Lube and breathing, its really gotta be big if those 2 cant solve the problem

>>556743618
>>556744406
>>556744465

William, you took off work to post on 4chan? Your supervisor will hear about this.

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>>556745118
I agree. Nastt stuff IMO.

>>556744857
Alkyl Nitrates.
Sniffing them relaxes your anus, makes the blood rush to your cock and makes you feel incredibly horny.
Also kind of makes your head throb which some people find unpleasant.

>>556745052
Dildos feel amazing~ There are still nights where I can't sleep unless I've given my ass a good pounding or gone for a ride~

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>>556744445
Well, chastity is obviously meant to prevent you from having sex/an orgasm. Chastity is usually a power exchange, where the person who wears the device surrenders his/her sexuality to the key holder. I also enjoy it because it forces me to derive pleasure from my prostate. It discourages me from simply fapping the usual way; if I want to orgasm, then I have to toy my butt with a dildo. Takes effort, but very rewarding imo.

>>556730491
>german
try this:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1021039
im german as well, we can maybe expand the map

>>556745405
not really into domination stuff but the forcing yourself to cum with your butt part sounds very interesting

>>556745438
I am already on the map though, but I doubt this map is really gonna help anyone outside of murika

>>556745405
i'm up to do bot. glad to find more like myself :)

>>556745715
well,
Someone wrote me already, but maybe Im just lucky

>>556745026
>leather polish

>>556731525
Dude, that's not lube, it's mucus and you're producing it because all that thrusting is irritating your rectum, assholes are not self-lubricating like vaginas, it is so sad when guys call the butt their boypussy, it is disrespectful to girls and the splendor of penetrating their naturally wet pussies, learn to fucking anatomy, take care of yourself.

>>556745812
If you are a trap then I am pretty sure you will get many messages

also, how do I shave myself without ingrown hair or that fucking itching? I just shave and then use a creme after that, but it doesn't really help

>>556745919
Wash, shave wash again, dry off, moisturise. You're welcome :)

>>556745919
shave the same direction the hair grows, if its still a problem waxing is the better solution

>>556746086
if you do that, you wont get rid of all the hair and it will look weird

>>556745586
Oh yeah, trust me, you will never forget the first time you have a hands-free prostate orgasm.

>>556745747
=) yay! It's our secret mutual hobby!

>>556745843
Yes. Leather polish.

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>>556746242
what kind of belts do you have? :D i want this set so bad

>>556746414
It's not a polish, it's a cleaner, also used on video tape heads

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You all are such fucking faggots.

Fuck actual pussy instead!

>Pic related. Dat camel toe tho

>>556746648
>fuck actual pussy
>posts anime

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>>556746648
>actual pussy
>anime girl
pic related

>>556746648
>actual pussy
>posts anime
Holy shit faggot

>>556746648
>actual pussy
>actual
>pussy

That's a fucking picture dood

>>556746768
>>556746775
>>556746861
>>556746894
I think he trolled all of us, 8/10

>>556746768
>>556746775
>>556746861
lol guddam

>>556746768
>>556746775
>>556746861
Anime pussy is the best pussy, far better than real human dirty pussy. I would know because I've fucked plenty of real life bitches in my life.

>>556746545
I just have a CB 6000 and a Holy Trainer mk 2. Yeah, I'd love to own a Florentine chastity belt, but only if I was in a master/slave relationship. One day tho...

I want to get fucked in the ass but all I've done is finger myself a few times. Either way I'm planning on being pounded by a shemale in the next month, any tips considering my butthole is still as tight as ever?

also, help me pick. it's 50€ for 1h-1h30, which one would you choose?

http://www.viptransex.net/debora-dias.html
http://www.viptransex.net/georgia.html

There's a forum with reviews and those 2 seemed to be the ones I liked the most when it came to service/passion/body

>>556747156
i would love to wear one, and like wear a furcoat, with only like lingerie underneeth coverding the lower part of the belt. with stockings and high heels, my long flowing hair and then going down on my owner and pleasing them tilll they deem worthy :P

>>556747247
the latter

>>556747247
>>556747473
this one is also a possibility. I just have a thing for huge boobs and while there's only on review (which was a bit poor as a review and there's not much info) there's people in other posts talking about her.

http://www.tgatas.net/veronicavelasques.html

>>556747793
not a fan of the face but the rest is gorgeous

>>556739438
Find a tranny instead. That's what I'd do (unless you're attracted to the male body).

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>>556747435
You and I both, gurl! I have a huge BDSM fetish. Would love to have a master/mistress own me as property. I'd even consider being branded or castrated, if I knew that I would be kept forever. Like I always daydream where I'm the sex slave of a rich, handsome couple. I just live in their mansion, wearing nothing but a collar (or maybe maid's dress), and do all the domestic cleaning. They just go bout their lives, and occasionally use me as their fuck toy any time of the day.

>>556748379
Yeah i know the feeling, only the branding and castrating i find going overboard, woun'd mind be forced to become a woman and have the breasts to be the sign of branding.

>>556747897
she also appears to have the smallest cock of the 3 of them, and it might be better since it's my first time.
On the other hand the other 2's reviews as active/doms were really impressive and with this one I don't have enough info since no one posted reviews even though it seems they use her quite a lot.

>>556747247
Anyway, does anyone have any tips? is there any way to stretch my butthole before I meet one of them? I don't really have any toys I can use and since uni is 10 mins away from home I still live with my mom and little brother, which means there's not much privacy.

I really want to buy this blue one though, but it'll be a while before I do so
>>556737151

>>556748797
Yeah, that's a pretty extreme fetish, I must admit. But in all honesty I think I'm trans. It's just that I'm a little late on the draw, and my body fully developed. If I transition now, I'd just be a freak.
>>556744243

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Here are my toys. 7 inch and 15 inch. I can almost take the whole black one. I want to get more toys too.

>>556749571
damn, but wouldnt fapping with this make real cocks less exciting? I mean even when a guy has 8+ inches you would be like "meh"

>>556749806
well, not everyone wants a real cock.

>>556749806
>http://www.viptransex.net/debora-dias.html
I guess it would depend on how good they are.

>>556725495
I have found that a series of clenching and relaxing my ass helps to get the toy in almost pulling it in

>>556749342
Doubt it, i'm 6'6 and 22. you can still transition if you want too, it will just take a while as always. :o but if you do. i'd like to instate a challenge :P

>>556749806
>>556749936

yeah this is an interesting point

for some people, normal cocks just dont cut it

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this is what im working on trying to get in my ass right now

>>556750178
that's why I dont wanna go overboard with putting things in my butt

>>556749946
is that who you'd choose? So now they're all tied.

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>>556750121
Think I could do transition? My face is ultra-manly. And what kind of challenge do you have in mind?

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>>556735774
Gonna get one of those into me soon

>>556751153
thats the one I have, yea

>>556750875
Sure, you can still, ultra manly faces can also be curgically alterd, but only if you want too hun bun, And if you start to transition, my challenge is to lock up your cock till the transition is fully complete :p

>>556750875
To me the body isn't a problem, but that's because I want to be dominated so even if she's bigger then me it's all fine.
When I was looking for shemale hookers there were some that were a bit butch but still looked fine to me.

>>556750875
cant change all those bones, I wouldnt do it if i was you

>>556734318
sauce?

>>556751552
no idea, 4chan

>>556751795
shame :/

>>556751289
IDK, it just doesn't seem like a good idea to Michale Jackson my face up. And yeah haha that sounds like a fiendishly fun challenge!
>>556751336
Thanks, sweetie, but if I'm to transition, I need to be passable to everyone. And as you can see from the pic, it's too late for me. Puberty hit me hard.
>>556751454
My thoughts exactly. Shame, because I really feel like a girl on the inside =(

>>556751993
you should try to just be comfortable with what you have, in the end it's just a meatsuck to house your brain

>>556751993
i still think you can do it if you want too. if you start losing weight, wear corsets regularly and work out very lightly, you can shape your body still. most TS start in their twenty thirtys. not at the teen years. you have also later in life trannys. so it's not impossible.

>>556752312
*meatsack

>>556752312
I also might ad that I wouldnt feel the least bit uncomfortable/ more comfortable in a female body, so idk if I am just weird

>>556752321
This is simply untrue.

>>556725495
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT

>>556753113
why aren't you banned yet

>>556752995
The modal age for transition is 35 to 40 years old, the mean is between 40 to 45, with a range of early 20?s to very old age.

>>556753358
he was he is back as it is over

>>556725495
let me fuck you in the ass, you fucking pig, that's how

>>556752321
Makes me wish I figured this out sooner, before my bones developed ;_; I know if I put effort into it, I'd at least get half way to passable. But you see, I don't exercise, like at all. What you see in the photo is my natural body in a sedentary lifestyle. I just avoid junk food eat healthy, but the muscles come from genetics.
>>556752312
I wish it were that simple, but I hate my masculine body. Some men would kill for a body like mine, but I just want to have a twink body. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
>>556752763
Maybe you're agender?
>>556752995
I think so too. For me, the transgender ship has sailed, and I'm not on board =(
>>556753465
That may be true, but not all people have the same physique. Also, some go through it and are in no way shape or form passable =/

Find some cracked up nigger in an alley and pay him to annihilate it.

>>556754002
Wrong. You don't have to pay niggers with money. Just offer him with one menthol Newport and he'll destroy that faggot's ass.

>>556745874
>not knowing the wetness of a pussy is just mucus

are you retarded, I'll agree asses are not "self lubricating" even though they do have a wetness in them the helps

>>556751993
I can't compare right now since I have people near me and have to disable the images, but I think she had build similar to yours and she's very passable imo, it was one of my favourites until I realized her she's too big to fit in me for now. You might not be able to be girly, but you can certainly be sexy.
>http://www.tgatas.net/melissabrazil.html
The problem is really the face. If you have a manly face then you'd need surgery.

Also, would your family and friends accept you or would you just leave them?

>>556753836
tbh I'd willingly trade my body for yours. I'm 178cm tall and my shoulders are probably as wide as yours, but for me it's incredibly hard to put on weight, both fat and muscles. My butt is also bigger than most girls', I've had male friends, which are 100% straight and manly, grope me several times on purpose ever since I was 14.

Either way, I still want to be manly. I know I like cock but I'm not attracted to men at all. I want to marry and have children like a normal guy, with a wife to peg me daily and from time to time get a shemale to use as a couple.

>>556753113
just by coming to /b/ you're already a faggot. Every day you willingly visit a place in which 50% of the threads are about eating cum, sucking cock, traps, shemales, and taking cock or dildos up the ass, if that's not being a faggot then I don't know what is.

>>556753836
its up too you in the end, either way i'm shopping at the moment. x] still have like 40 bucks too spend after a new wig.

>>556755153
Although most of the /b/tards are complete and utter faggots, not all of them are.

I'm sure that I'm not a faggot.
What is a faggot you may ask?
Anyone into any shemale, trap, furry, or yaoi bullshit is considered a faggot.

>>556754425

Newports don't come in anything but menthol, summer.

>>556753836
hm I identify as male atm but I just dont think gender is important to me, as I am my brain and not by body or what people think of me

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>>556725495
start with fingers then buy a dildo, use plenty of lube, easy peesey

>>556755835
maybe you are a straightfag but you are still a fag

>>556755153
>I know I like cock but I'm not attracted to men at all
So this. I dunno how people don't get that, Im 100% straight but im a sissy as well. Im not attracted to men at all, still I want a cock in my ass. I think its more of a domination thing

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>>556755862
Really faggot?

>>556755980
btw in my experience
butter > lube
srsly, it sounds weird but put some butter on your dildo and it goes in like it goes there everyday. with lube I always had a few problems or needed to be gentle, with butter I can just push it in

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>>556755153
What say you? And yeah haha life is cruel that way.
>>556755216
Thanks for the kind words though!
>>556755876
Very true, be yourself. But you have to understand that people judge you based on your appearance.
>>556756015
Yeah, it's called being submissive. What's so confusing?

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>>556756186

>>556756292
Being submissive is the most biggest form of faggotry.
>>556756015 is obviously the biggest faggot on this thread full of faggotry

>>556730491
woher in deutschland?

>>556756634
NRW

>>556756534
(i know that you probably aren't up for a serious discussion, I'll try it anyway)
Why can't man be submissive? Women can be dominant without getting called lesbian. So can men, just because the porn you watch is different doesn't mean there aren't any men who like to be submissive, gay or not. That's just a social stigma that mens need to be manly and dominant

>>556755153
And nooooo. My family would never understand. They come from the Soviet Union, where any gay homosex is frowned upon. I don't dare show any femininity around them.

>tfw no toy.
>tfw too beta to go out and get the real thing.
>tfw all the screwdrivers in the house have holes in the handle.

What fucking do, I'm in Fort Wayne and gas is cheap.

>>556756634
BW hier

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>>556756856
Men need to be dominant. It's nature. So stop being a faggot and actually fuck some real pussy instead of opening up your manhole for other guy's dicks.

>>556756186
Better hope you get all that butter out of your ass before it spoils

>>556756952
sharpie in pooper

>>556757102
how 'bout showering?
>>556757082
yeah sure and women need to stay in the kitchen amirite guys???

>>556753465
Where did you get this stat? Is this america only? Think of the asian and south american cultures where kids are transitioning before their balls even drop.

>>556756867
so you'd have to cut ties with them?
I think my family would understand if I wanted to change, but they'd still be disappointed. There's no way I could live with the shame. Same thing with my friends, they may grope me sometimes but there's no way I'll ever admit that I like cock.

>>556757709
I think I would feel the same way in your case, never gonna admit to liking cock anytime anyways

>>556757447
Unless an enema is a part of your routine shower simply bathing ain't gonna cut it.

>>556757447
Yes, of course. Let the woman pleasure my dick with one hand while making the sandwich with another and then let her feed me the sandwich after I bursted all over her face.

>>556757709
Yup, such is life. I'm gonna go shave and give myself an enema. It was fun talking to y'all.

>>556757926
Hmm... no its not but so far my ass is clean as always. Im not talking about shoving a whole block of butter in my ass
>>556757930
so no serious discussion, meh

>>556757665
i got this from some site, but that's mainly europe and america i think, and yeah the most in countrys like thailand they start before the babys are even born.

>>556725495
take your time, rushing will only result in injury/damage.

lots of lube. for same reasons as above.

I'd suggest a gently tapering toy that gets wider as you go deeper - a range of plugs that are increasing in size will do it.

Alternatively inflatable plugs.

>>556757989
welp, sure was, archived thread if anyone is interested http://4archive.org/b/thread/556725495
gonna go now, OP out

>>556757930
dude, regardless of what you say we all know the truth. no purely straight guy would come to a thread like this regardless of the reason. An anti-homosexual wouldn't go watch gay porn videos just to call them faggots in the comment section.

if you're not ready to admit to yourself that you like cock then that's fine, no one here will judge you

>>556750180
I could get that in no problem.
I live in a small town and there are no traps, passable CD's or anything around here. So my 9 inch pink dildo suffices... for now.

>>556758369
and it will not necessarily be a problem, but I wouldn't risk using something that can turn when lube works perfectly fine. I've found after an enema the lube mixes with the residual water to make my ass super wet for hours.

>>556747247
Still, can anyone give me some simple advice? Will I be able to take a cock without any practice or should I delay being fucked by a shemale?
I'm not expecting to take it in without any pain and without it being sore for the next days, but can I take it without damaging my butt?

>>556759120
well, you probably can, tell her beforehand and chose one with a tinier dick. maybe practice beforehand a bit with fingers, if you can

I've fingered my ass in the past, Although it didn't hurt I didn't feel any pleasure from it, am I doing it wrong?

>>556758268

Waar in NL kom je vandaan?

>>556759629
Try something bigger. Fingering doesn't do it for me either.

>>556760250
Like what? I've only fingered myself a hand full of times, 4 at the most so I'm still pretty much an amateur

Underage fag here, can't get special toys. How can I experience a prostate orgasm?

>>556760648
do u have a sister/mother?

>>556760648
Push a knife up there, although it sounds dangerous it really isn't. Knifes are the best at stroking the prostate but be carefully when shoving it up, use lube and happy fingering

>>556760865
Yup

>>556760914
Sounds good, will record it and post it on here

>>556750875
HRT does wonders checkout reddit/r/transtimelines lots of masculine dudes mqake beautiful girls after a few months

>>556759847
zit in leiden. ^^ jij?

>>556761624

Amsterdam.

Pijpdate?

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>>556725661
>>556730134
>>556730337
W00t always nice when someone saves your pics and then reposts them for u :D

First of all OP, u need some toys. There are loads of training plugs etc to work yourself up with (sets of 3 going from thin to thick(er)). DO NOT get a huge 2" girth dildo and think it'll fit, if you are new to it.

First of all, lube the toy up nice n good, then some on ur ass. Stick a lubed finger up inside u to get some lube up there as well. Begin inserting the toy. Get it to the point just before it begins to hurt, take a breath in, clench down on the toy like ur trying to chop it in half with ur asshole and hold this clench as long as u can.

Once you cannot hold the clench any more, release and breath out at the same time and it'll slip a bit further in. Keep doing this until it's all in.

If it hurts at any point, stop.. and try again another day. Anal should never hurt. Will take time to take a cock sized item inside u.

>>556743095
No, it's Ashleigh

>>556761012
one of them has like 100% sure a dildo, if you're not afraid of the hygiene and stuff, use that

>>556761748
ik jou of jij mij? haha

>>556761989
I found her dildo I've used it (sister's). Was good until she moved out. What now?

>>556762067

Beiden

>>556762093
buy one of your own, of course

>>556762241
Can't buy a real dildo. what are some good alternatives I can go but at say walmart or some shit?

>>556755001
Drink mineral oil,it lubes you from the inside out

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>>556762158
>>556762067
Beetje gay hoor.

>>556762158
ik, zou wel willen, maar ik ben te verlegen :p

>>556762430
take your mom's dildo.
flashlights are a good alternative, IMO

>>556762430
cucumbers and condoms

>>556762761
This is will work

>>556735774
i have the "big boy"

Getting it all the way up and taking a walk is something you should do. Just make sure theres no people around

>>556762430
You can buy stuff off amazon, they package it very discreetly if that's the issue.

>>556762747
>>556762761
these two also work

>>556763035
The issue is my younger sister is 90% to open it thinking it's her cuz she buys something online like every other day. And if she doesn't, my day will.

>>556725495
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT

>>556763191
Then she will learn a lesson...don't open other peoples shit.

>>556763191
jesus, hate to be in that situation
tell those cunts to not open your shit

>>556763328
You know you love big fat cocks

>>556762093
English Cucumber, parsnips, other vegetables are useful esp. when used with lube and condoms.

>>556762158
daarnaast, waar zouden we dat doen dan, m'n huisgenooten zijn nog al thuis :p

>>556763191
Order something to he picked up at local fedex hub or UPS hub

>>556737913
Sauce required

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>>556725495

>>556763690

Bij mij, als je bereid bent om hier heen te komen

>>556763828
>monster cock
>thumbnail
oh the hilarity

>>556763328
ok we will leave now

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>>556763852
dat ook niet :p denk het niet helaas, sorry. >>556763828

>>556760487
Get a dildo or use soap bottles or something.

>>556763191
>Buy a strap on
>sister opens it
>convince her to use it
>????
>profit

>>556730491
so you like don't like men, you just like men who wear womens clothes