I dare you guys to try and point out any flaws about me.
confidence makes alpha alpha.
I know because...I'm alpha
People who do this type of this are seeking validation in the form of being able to argue with real manifestations of their insecurity.
In other words, they are seeking a method of obtaining confidence.
I graduated high school. What did you guys do?
you have bitch tits and baby arms.
beta level ORANGE
You need your ego validated by /b/tards.
You look like the kid from the cat in the hat movie
Honestly all of you guys are fucking sad and need to get a life cause i know i look alpha.
You post a picture of yourself on /b/
Cute, when I graduated all those years ago I said fuck this shit and didn't even walk, I went to a hotel did drugs, fucked a bitch, and then passed out.
Go back to Tumblr, no fag wears Hurley anymore you low key minor Highschool grad.
You don't lift.
Your face lacks facial hair to make you an Alpha.
It's filled with gingeritis.
Your hair calls out for faggot.
Keep talking shit you fuckers, this is my brother and he knows how to DDOS
Lumpy nose, like it's been broken a couple times. Small, girly mouth. Tiny-ass shoulders. Gauged ears. You look scrawny as fuck, and you're taking a selfie in the mirror.
You're a special kind of stupid, ain'tcha? Do you even know how DDoS works?
>takes selfies in the bathroom
>posting on 4chan
>thinks you are alpha
>still posting this on 4chan
that fact you need validation from people on 4chan proves you are beta as fuck and probably love dick.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
I was hanging out with 2 girls tonight, what the fuck were you guys doing tonight? playing old school runescape?
The b8 gets a r8 of 8/8
that many fucktards actually think the person your posting is you, timestamp or stop being a jelous fuck of some radnom from your fb
Graduated HS, learned to weld, went out on the road for a few years doing nuke welding for avg of $30/hr, am now in school for my M.S.NucEng. Fag
>my brother will DDoS you because you hurt mah feelings
you are such a beta it hurts, go to bed OP you faggot.
You do need reassurance and are seeking validation if you are bragging on /b/ about your looks and diplome.You sad figure must be pretty lonely sitting there with your baby ass face and your piece of paper no matter how many pieces of paper you use your faggotery will stay like a stench you can never wash away now go away and seek reassurance on tumblr.This is not the place.
This is seriously bait, no one looking this way can even consider himself alpha
Here is a time stamp of me you fucking faggots, what else do you want?
I'mma just say this.
You are legit not alpha if you don't wear Ralph Lauren, don't have a 250+$ watch, or have nothing but Jordan's and nikes as shoes.
I swear I feel like the only normalfag here.
Wow I found a pic of you and your GF nice.
but you don't look as fabulous as me!
And to make matters worse... You have a bitches handwriting. Fuck... You are such a fucking bitch op. All my Detroit /b/ros get in here and roast this little faggot.
News flash to all of the faggots taking the bait...
OP did not post his own picture. OP is trying to get you faggots to fuck with the guy in the picture. This is an attempt to get you to be his personal army.
Srs mate you're an alpha the most alpha i ever met.you're ze best!I wish i had your looks but poor me will never be as strong and smart as you are.
BOY IT SURE SMELLS LIKE SUMMER IN HERE
yeah OP be like this guy. Look at him!
Well hung (no homo)
knows how to do his hair
the fucker even has Nikes!!!
Fresh out of high school, huh? Think you know the world?
An award for the biggest fag on this thread
you look like a cute lesbian
I can already tell two character flaws about you. You have to post pics of yourself on /b/ to feel better about the way you look, and you take fucking selfies meaning you're already a huge faggot.
Theta as fuck
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
no matter how ncie you think you look you know your face is unattractive and that doesnt make up for the fact your shitty personality.
>i know i look alpha
that sentence alone is full of self doubt and is nowhere near being alpha
God Damn Alphas. I Hate Pieces Of Shit Like You.
nah but ill show you my friends, probably something you dont have lol.
5'5.....a guy that is 5'5, I forget they make them that small.
I live in Florida.
OP reminded me of this
OP is clearly seeking attention and tries too hard being a "troll", which is failing miserably.So all you faggots schould realize that you're being even greater faggots by answering so leave him be trying to fool and troll himself.
Fuck no im not gay, this is my ex girlfriend. hahahah have you ever had a girlfriend ?? hahaha
OP had a girlfriend ages ago even then she looks like a slut,look how beta he is with his arm hovering.
your on a website used mostly be people in a country with a send everybody to university mentality its a stupid mentality but that dosent change the fact that to americans graduating high school means nothing
Is this your friend OP?
The Beebs approves this hair!
well your fucking smug your brother is standing there normally hes probably a likeable person your on the other hand have a look of smug superiority on your face that seems like a dismissal of the person taking the photo
Get a nose job and start lifting you beak nosed scrawny fuck.
Why are you asking yourself questions?
>Uses a photo on Facebook
whoopy fucking doo. lemme know when you get past college. better yet, GET A JOB.
>has EX highschool slut
yeah, highschool theyre cliquey as fuck. she probably banged you for that silly emo haircut. I bet you wear skinny jeans too dont you faggot? she looks like shes trying to get away. you're probably her backup plan that will never be.
>lives in florida
so probably still with your parents because you cant afford SHIT.
>muh brutha kan ddos
so can anyone who knows how to google faggot. also he has ears like dumbo, can he fly?
>has TWO fucking friends
How much did they pay you? the one looks like he's wondering if he charged enough.
tl;dr you're a huge faggot. even more so than all of these faggots in this thread. and they spend all their time yelling at each other. but at least they arent trying to impress people. now go suck your dads cock and ask fior your allowance nigger.
>Taking selfie looking at phone
This would seem like the OP is trying to make someone else look like a faggot and succeeding, would seem he got a bunch of images from the person in OP's original image.
If OP is in fact the person in the images he may think he is cleverly trolling us but in fact making himself look more of a faggot in the process.
I have more than two fucking friends you fat piece of shit, this is me with my friends in lunch pussy.
But this guy looks cool
fucking kek. all you got is the friends comment. you dun goofed. they arent your friends. go graduate college and let me know how many you ACTUALLY talk to. not have as friends on fagBook. Actually talk to. fucking beta. measuring yourself by that shit. get off /b/.
>Long swoopy faggot hair
>Have a shit phone
>Ears are stretched small, why did you even bother if you aren't gonna make them big?
>You have a baby face
oh my god thanks OP
Also here i am in class with some more of my friends that a girl took a picture of and sent it to me.
shit my bad did it wrong
Look familiar? Could i be OP??
This Conversation in a Nutshell.
Found a pic related to OP
i made another meme
mohawk man is way more alpha than OP. Lokkit him.
>paying attention in class for education
>distancing himself from the faggotry
Mohawk man is true alpha.
1. You'll never get a good job looking like that.
2. You're probably not gay, but are going for that straight guy twink look, making life harder gays. Fuck you.
LOL, they all have the same faces
Pic related as fuck
had to redo it cause I fucked up
mfw I see Op's miserable attempts to prove that he's alpha on 4chan. toppest kek, OP YOU'RE A FAG
>Op has earlobes that fit the size of his penis
The king, i hear you my lord. OP is a faggot
Again, picture you post has someone obviously more alpha than you in it. In this case, guy with the half buzz. Faggy, but probably pulls some pussy at least.
Look at the friends i have that you guys never will.
lol don't mind me, I'm bored
Well, first, you're posting about how alpha you are, on 4Chan. Pretend to be cool somewhere where it's going to matter.
Second, you have the haircut of an insecure 14 year old boy
And third, you have an ugly ass face.
Go do something productive, fuckwad
Oh my god OP, do you not understand? You are a massive faggot. Your desperate attempts to faze 4chan is just a joke. You are a humongous fucking faggot OP.
OP has haircut i want.
I am gay
Therefore i must assume that OP is too, as he has it by choice. Also is Op, and just looks super faggy.
All in all, and i am vouching for this by virtue of my own gayness, Op is what is known as "queer bait".
>Gee-Willikers I wonder how 4chan will react since im so alpha LOL XD
>Im just gonna ZOMG LOL at this and post it on tumblr since that'll help me get over my emover haricut and have those wales come floking toward me
>4chan is for loser im going back to le 9gag XD
not gonna pretend like op is serious but YOU.
>small girly mouth
Is that a thing? I guess your mouth is wide and manly so you can take those big manly cocks? you're fucking stupid
bet OP was in this picture
Faggot hipster combover
Hipster ear thing
fucked up, lobsided nose.
Too "Clean cut"
Neck like a giraffe, seriously how fucking long is that shit?
2/10, hipster fag detected.
>made you wait
So this is the result of getting bullied for years:
Showing off on the internet dressing like that to appear sensible.Bragging and grasping for attention trying to achieve the internet rank alpha.Nobody stands a chance against this guy, with his diploma and his fresh skater hair he conquers the internet world.
You're appealing to an anonymous message board for commendation but you know full well that's the opposite you're going to get... Needless to say you're receiving a response from me and made it to the front page of /b/
So good job, 4/10
Why you all wear Justin Beiber wigs?