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Alpha here. I dare you guys to try and point out any flaws about me.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alpha here.

I dare you guys to try and point out any flaws about me.
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Looks like you dont even lift
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>>556685972
you look like a faggot
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>>556685972
>Posting this on 4chan
>Not thinking this is a flaw
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you look like a faggot
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OP is a faggot
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Your a self-mutilating, freckle faced faggot who takes selfies in the bathroom of your mothers house. Get the fuck of /b/ and back to FB.
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confidence makes alpha alpha.

I know because...I'm alpha

People who do this type of this are seeking validation in the form of being able to argue with real manifestations of their insecurity.

In other words, they are seeking a method of obtaining confidence.
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I graduated high school. What did you guys do?
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>>556685972
you have bitch tits and baby arms.

beta level ORANGE
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You look like a faggot
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>>556686615
Bump for accuracy.
Also, your hair screams "I love cock."
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or they're trolling.

damn fine work, faggot
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>>556686662
graduated college you fucking beta looking weak jawed cunt
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>>556686662
fuked yo mom son
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Those shower curtains make you look gay.
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>>556686662
beat up a highschooler then fucked a girl in the ass.

fuck off op, you suck.
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>>556685972
You need your ego validated by /b/tards.
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You look like the kid from the cat in the hat movie
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Honestly all of you guys are fucking sad and need to get a life cause i know i look alpha.
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>>556685972
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weak b8 is weak

everyone posting in this thread is cancerous very new
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>>556685972
you are like a 17 year old faggot living with your parents who bought you that phone.
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>>556686662
Not get my ears pierced like a faggot, those holes are big enough for a dick
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>>556685972

You post a picture of yourself on /b/
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>>556687219
oh look, you posted in the thread.
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>>556685972
Ear gauges.

Please die in a fire.
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>>556687148
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baby cheeks
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>>556687304
nigger
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>>556686662
Cute, when I graduated all those years ago I said fuck this shit and didn't even walk, I went to a hotel did drugs, fucked a bitch, and then passed out.
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>>556685972
>point out any flaws about me
-Under age
-Thinks he's alpha
-Dumb enough to post pic of himself on /b/?
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>OP
Go back to Tumblr, no fag wears Hurley anymore you low key minor Highschool grad.
You don't lift.
Your face lacks facial hair to make you an Alpha.
It's filled with gingeritis.
Your hair calls out for faggot.
You're OP.
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Keep talking shit you fuckers, this is my brother and he knows how to DDOS
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sage this beta fuck
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>>556687189
>asks for ego validated
>ego is not validated
>needs to validate ego himself
This thread is cancer. Everyone move on; OP is a faggot.
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>>556685972
Lumpy nose, like it's been broken a couple times. Small, girly mouth. Tiny-ass shoulders. Gauged ears. You look scrawny as fuck, and you're taking a selfie in the mirror.
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>>556687529
sage

NYPA inbound
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>>556685972
i want to kick your ass
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>>556687490
For a sec I thought you were calling him cute
>choose your starting words more wisely
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>>556687529
you look like fucking Michael Cera you jew
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>>556685972
>Ear rings
>Identify as Alpha
>On 4chan
>Being stupid enough to post a picture of your self on 4chan
You are the antipode of cool
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>>556687529
You're a special kind of stupid, ain'tcha? Do you even know how DDoS works?
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Im surprised no one has found out where this faggot lived yet
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>>556685972
>takes selfies in the bathroom
>posting on 4chan
>thinks you are alpha
>still posting this on 4chan

that fact you need validation from people on 4chan proves you are beta as fuck and probably love dick.
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>>556687712
this.
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>>556685972
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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Obvious troll.
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I was hanging out with 2 girls tonight, what the fuck were you guys doing tonight? playing old school runescape?
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>>556685972

you're a woman

tits or gtfo
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>>556685972
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The b8 gets a r8 of 8/8

that many fucktards actually think the person your posting is you, timestamp or stop being a jelous fuck of some radnom from your fb
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>>556686662
Graduated HS, learned to weld, went out on the road for a few years doing nuke welding for avg of $30/hr, am now in school for my M.S.NucEng. Fag
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>>556687529
>my brother will DDoS you because you hurt mah feelings

you are such a beta it hurts, go to bed OP you faggot.
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>OP
>DDOS on Anon
>Implying OP has a fighting chance
>Still heavily outnumbered by Other Alpha.
>"Alpha" posts on /b/
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>>556688007

looks like you were the 5th wheel
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>>556688007
Looks like you have a face in your neck here. Should get that checked
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>>556687529
>asks for flaws to pointed out
>angry when obvious flaws are found
>pathetic threats are made
You make me sick
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>>556687529
Confirmed for Tumblrfag troll. Dammit.
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>>556688235
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You do need reassurance and are seeking validation if you are bragging on /b/ about your looks and diplome.You sad figure must be pretty lonely sitting there with your baby ass face and your piece of paper no matter how many pieces of paper you use your faggotery will stay like a stench you can never wash away now go away and seek reassurance on tumblr.This is not the place.
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>>556685972
lesbian hair cut
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This is seriously bait, no one looking this way can even consider himself alpha
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>>556685972
/thread
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>>556685972

your gauges are fucking disgusting

you look like a fucking pussy

you look weak as shit

your haircut is gay

go die in a fire, you bitch.
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Here is a time stamp of me you fucking faggots, what else do you want?
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I'mma just say this.
You are legit not alpha if you don't wear Ralph Lauren, don't have a 250+$ watch, or have nothing but Jordan's and nikes as shoes.
I swear I feel like the only normalfag here.
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Wow I found a pic of you and your GF nice.
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>>556690058
oh god, too funny
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>>556689750
*tips fedora*
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but you don't look as fabulous as me!
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>>556689750
And to make matters worse... You have a bitches handwriting. Fuck... You are such a fucking bitch op. All my Detroit /b/ros get in here and roast this little faggot.
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>>556685972
News flash to all of the faggots taking the bait...
OP did not post his own picture. OP is trying to get you faggots to fuck with the guy in the picture. This is an attempt to get you to be his personal army.
Lurk moar.
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>>556690445
No shit... Fuck you are a faggot. Helium bag yourself and do the rest of us a favor.
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Srs mate you're an alpha the most alpha i ever met.you're ze best!I wish i had your looks but poor me will never be as strong and smart as you are.
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BOY IT SURE SMELLS LIKE SUMMER IN HERE
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>>556690380
yeah OP be like this guy. Look at him!
Well hung (no homo)
fit,
knows how to do his hair
the fucker even has Nikes!!!
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Fresh out of high school, huh? Think you know the world?
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>>556690445
An award for the biggest fag on this thread
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>>556685972
>Alpha

Pic not related, right?
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5/5 thread
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Youre op youre a faggot no matter what
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>>556690324
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>>556685972
>>556686662
>>556687189
>>556687529
>>556689750
you look like a cute lesbian
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I can already tell two character flaws about you. You have to post pics of yourself on /b/ to feel better about the way you look, and you take fucking selfies meaning you're already a huge faggot.
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>>556685972
how tall are u op ?
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>>556691314
Notice the red circle bby
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>>556690380
Theta as fuck
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>>556687189
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>556691764
Ah, excuse me then, /b/ro.

Carry on.
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>>556687189
no matter how ncie you think you look you know your face is unattractive and that doesnt make up for the fact your shitty personality.
>i know i look alpha
that sentence alone is full of self doubt and is nowhere near being alpha
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>>556691730
Im 5'5
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>>556692256
show us ur dick
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God Damn Alphas. I Hate Pieces Of Shit Like You.
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>>556692398
nah but ill show you my friends, probably something you dont have lol.
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5'5.....a guy that is 5'5, I forget they make them that small.
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>>556692589
where do you live OP
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>>556690324
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>>556692589

Are you stupid or just really, really, really, really bored?
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>>556692256

Manlet detected. Enjoy being ignored by women for being too short

6' master race reporting in
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>>556692256
SHORTYMCSHORTSHORT
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You iz a supah bitch
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>>556692589
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>>556692758
I live in Florida.
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OP reminded me of this
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>>556692589
you gay?
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>>556693063
you have a pretty face but you look scrawny and if you are really 5,5 you are out of the 7,5+/10 pussy game for good
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>>556693063
are you gay ?
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>>556693063
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you cant walk the dinossaur
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OP is clearly seeking attention and tries too hard being a "troll", which is failing miserably.So all you faggots schould realize that you're being even greater faggots by answering so leave him be trying to fool and troll himself.
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>>556693542
Fuck no im not gay, this is my ex girlfriend. hahahah have you ever had a girlfriend ?? hahaha
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>>556693063
Holiday, Florida to be exact. You attend Anclote High School.

Beta male who wasn't loved by his nigger parents.
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>>556694153
>Fuck no im not gay
That's a shame
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OP had a girlfriend ages ago even then she looks like a slut,look how beta he is with his arm hovering.
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>>556694153
looks a bit fat
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>>556694153
>how does it feel when you gf has bigger biceps than yours ?
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>>556694153
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>>556686349
Gotcha there OP.
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>>556685972

Well first off, if you were alpha you'd have a bitch take a picture of you instead of having to take one of yourself in the bathroom mirror
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I found OP's Info
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>>556694963
Share please
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>>556694963
Post it.
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>>556686662
your on a website used mostly be people in a country with a send everybody to university mentality its a stupid mentality but that dosent change the fact that to americans graduating high school means nothing
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>>556685972
hair is out of fashion, that cut is 2008, also used by fags
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Who wants to guess OP's name?
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>>556685972
Is this your friend OP?
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>>556694153
she has bigger arms then you hahaha don't brag about that ham planet you scrawny fuck
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The Beebs approves this hair!
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>>556685972
you're taking a selfie in a bathroom

/thread
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>>556687529
well your fucking smug your brother is standing there normally hes probably a likeable person your on the other hand have a look of smug superiority on your face that seems like a dismissal of the person taking the photo
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Get a nose job and start lifting you beak nosed scrawny fuck.
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>>556685972
Look at his emo scars on his elbow pit. Fucking queer.
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>>556685972
>Hurley
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>>556695824
I know right? And my god, that curtain.
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>>556688007
well old school runescape is better then new runescape
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>>556695640
Why are you asking yourself questions?
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>>556695640
OP samefagging rofl
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>Uses a photo on Facebook
>Stupidity ensues
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>>556694153
you look like a short, skinny fuck. Also nice sister.
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>graduates highschool
whoopy fucking doo. lemme know when you get past college. better yet, GET A JOB.

>has EX highschool slut
yeah, highschool theyre cliquey as fuck. she probably banged you for that silly emo haircut. I bet you wear skinny jeans too dont you faggot? she looks like shes trying to get away. you're probably her backup plan that will never be.

>lives in florida
so probably still with your parents because you cant afford SHIT.

>muh brutha kan ddos
so can anyone who knows how to google faggot. also he has ears like dumbo, can he fly?

>has TWO fucking friends
How much did they pay you? the one looks like he's wondering if he charged enough.

tl;dr you're a huge faggot. even more so than all of these faggots in this thread. and they spend all their time yelling at each other. but at least they arent trying to impress people. now go suck your dads cock and ask fior your allowance nigger.
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>>556685972
>Taking selfie looking at phone

hue
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itt op wants a personal army on fag in pic but doesn't have enough balls to even ask
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>>556685972
i bet u were abused by a preist
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>>556692589
notice the way your friends are looking at you like your been pathetic they realise how stupid selfies are there ashamed of you
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This would seem like the OP is trying to make someone else look like a faggot and succeeding, would seem he got a bunch of images from the person in OP's original image.

If OP is in fact the person in the images he may think he is cleverly trolling us but in fact making himself look more of a faggot in the process.
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>>556685972
In my home country, man who wears earrings must have vagina shaved in front of whole village.
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>>556696404
I have more than two fucking friends you fat piece of shit, this is me with my friends in lunch pussy.
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>>556687148
10/10
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>>556696880
tl:dr everyones a faggot
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>>556696687
Nah, the priest would've let him go , I mean... after seeing his face
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>>556696984
Did your mom pack the lunch for you? Huh? Awww
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>>556685972
You are gay.
On that note, I'd be happy to supply some dick if you find yourself wanting.
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>>556696984
an alpha would have girls sitting with him, not 10 faggots. Beta confirmed
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>>556697309
But this guy looks cool
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>>556696984
>lunch
fucking kek. all you got is the friends comment. you dun goofed. they arent your friends. go graduate college and let me know how many you ACTUALLY talk to. not have as friends on fagBook. Actually talk to. fucking beta. measuring yourself by that shit. get off /b/.
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>>556696984


... Is that jelly without a spoon??
do you just get a friend to dig it out with his dick?
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>Wearing Hurley
>Long swoopy faggot hair
>Have a shit phone
>Ears are stretched small, why did you even bother if you aren't gonna make them big?
>You have a baby face
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>>556696984
You genuinely look like a massive faggot. Also the fat fuck with the purple shirt is your friend? Looks like a massive autist just like you
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>>556685972
oh my god thanks OP
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>>556697505
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Also here i am in class with some more of my friends that a girl took a picture of and sent it to me.
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>>556697862
shit my bad did it wrong
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>>556698060
JESUS FUCK YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT
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>>556698060
>girl
wow aint you the hottest fuckin shit
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Facts of this post:
-OP is a faggot
-OP is beneath beta
-OP is a Tumblrfag
-OP will kill himself
-OP will become a martyr for Tumblr
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>>556697949
You can tell he's like "disregard the herd of fags I'm just trying to help them"
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>>556698060
nice Beiber haircut fag
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>>556697505
Look familiar? Could i be OP??
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>>556685972
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This Conversation in a Nutshell.
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>>556698484
No that's not op. This guy looks like a pretty cool guy
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>>556698484
Found a pic related to OP
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>>556698134
i made another meme
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Guy with neckbeard also has a red Hurley shirt, OP is trying to be neckbeard.
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Wtf why is there a fucking black guy on my img>>556698587
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gg fegs
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>>556698713
mohawk man is way more alpha than OP. Lokkit him.

>independant hairstyle
>paying attention in class for education
>distancing himself from the faggotry

Mohawk man is true alpha.
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>>556693063
you mother fucker same here. i want to fuck your faggot ass
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>>556685972
1. You'll never get a good job looking like that.
2. You're probably not gay, but are going for that straight guy twink look, making life harder gays. Fuck you.
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>>556698539
i should make a record so people of future generation will get the refrence
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>>556685972
well you claimed to be an alpha and alphas don't admit they are alpha so there is your flaw, now goodnight
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>>556699028
all praise mohawk alpha man
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>>556693156
LOL, they all have the same faces
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>>556699172
Nerd.
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Pic related as fuck
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>>556685972

had to redo it cause I fucked up
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>>556685972
your are underage?
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>>556696984
Guy with beard is the clearly the alpha of that group, by virtue of rockin beard. You are a hairless manlet. Not alpha at all.
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>>556699028
exactly op on the other hand clearly dosent care about his education
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re upload for the betas
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mfw I see Op's miserable attempts to prove that he's alpha on 4chan. toppest kek, OP YOU'RE A FAG
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>using samshit
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>Op has earlobes that fit the size of his penis
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>>556698562
The king, i hear you my lord. OP is a faggot
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>>556699335
But this guy's not hiding his insecurities.
He's just an attention seeker this one's a narcissist too.
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You are a straight CUNT
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>>556698060
Again, picture you post has someone obviously more alpha than you in it. In this case, guy with the half buzz. Faggy, but probably pulls some pussy at least.
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>>556699845
So in conclusion op
>beard and Mohawk are cooler
>you try too hard
>you're a Manlet
>and you should quit trying to pretend your sister is your girl
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>>556687529
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Look at the friends i have that you guys never will.
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>>556685972
Nice piercing you fag
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>>556698713
another
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>>556695640
nice, samefag
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lol don't mind me, I'm bored
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>>556700380
lulz nice catch
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>>556685972
Well, first, you're posting about how alpha you are, on 4Chan. Pretend to be cool somewhere where it's going to matter.
Second, you have the haircut of an insecure 14 year old boy
And third, you have an ugly ass face.
Go do something productive, fuckwad
>>556685972
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>>556686662
Sick earrings OP
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>>556700163
Oh my god OP, do you not understand? You are a massive faggot. Your desperate attempts to faze 4chan is just a joke. You are a humongous fucking faggot OP.
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>>556700163
how come all your friends are short
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>>556685972
Your fingernails are too short. You have an impulse control disorder.
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>>556685972
>you need a leafblower to get your hair like that
>faggot look on your face
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>>556700786
maybe because i'm not really 5'5 retard
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>>556700604
OP has haircut i want.
I am gay
Therefore i must assume that OP is too, as he has it by choice. Also is Op, and just looks super faggy.
All in all, and i am vouching for this by virtue of my own gayness, Op is what is known as "queer bait".
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>>556700380
rekt
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>Be OP
>Gee-Willikers I wonder how 4chan will react since im so alpha LOL XD
>Posts Thread
>Im just gonna ZOMG LOL at this and post it on tumblr since that'll help me get over my emover haricut and have those wales come floking toward me
>4chan is for loser im going back to le 9gag XD
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>>556687696
not gonna pretend like op is serious but YOU.
>small girly mouth
Is that a thing? I guess your mouth is wide and manly so you can take those big manly cocks? you're fucking stupid
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>>556687829
How are you falling for this? Jesus
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>>556685972
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>>556701010
The guy also thinks OP's nose looks like it's been broken - which it doesn't- and that having your nose broken is somehow faggy.
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>>556685972
I can't. You're the perfect woman.
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>>556701350
No it's manly.
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>>556701350
got the backup on speed dial
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>>556700783
Lol faze.
OP wins
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Lets be honest, cute as hell but, if you act anything like you do on here in person only whales and ugly chicks will fuck you
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>>556685972
you were born. go slap your mom for not making your dad pull out.
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>>556685972
You have a tiny Oreo in your ear
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>>556701779
still got the backup, and obviously this was a friend
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He's going to prove himself with another skate gif now kek.
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>>556701938
No. Just a sexuality unsure male that thinks op is attractive.
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>>556685972
bet OP was in this picture
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>>556701938
What are you talking about with this "backup"?
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>>556700163
>mfw youre a faggot
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>>556685972
Faggot hipster combover

Hipster ear thing

fucked up, lobsided nose.

Too "Clean cut"

Neck like a giraffe, seriously how fucking long is that shit?

2/10, hipster fag detected.
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>>556691961
sauce?
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>>556702338
>made you wait
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I want to ask you out for a coffee? :)
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>>556685972
So this is the result of getting bullied for years:
Showing off on the internet dressing like that to appear sensible.Bragging and grasping for attention trying to achieve the internet rank alpha.Nobody stands a chance against this guy, with his diploma and his fresh skater hair he conquers the internet world.
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I would date you. I'm a guy <3
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>>556691961
like i think i know her
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>>556685972
pudgy baby face.

you have no command in your facial features. you look soft, like a pushover.
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Balls haven't dropped yet.
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>>556702814

he's cute but his personality is annoying and young people are stupid
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>>556702814
would you date me too?
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>>556685972
You're appealing to an anonymous message board for commendation but you know full well that's the opposite you're going to get... Needless to say you're receiving a response from me and made it to the front page of /b/
So good job, 4/10
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>>556687189
Look at dem moles. And the beiber haircut compliments your faggot baby plugs in your ears
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I am the Alfalfa.
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>>556687529
Look at them fucking dumbo ears. Faggotry runs in the family it looks like.
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>>556695640
>what is id
>high schooler
>what is summer
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>>556702058
you're right
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Pls kill self
>>556685972
>>556692008
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>>556692589
Why you all wear Justin Beiber wigs?
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