You wake up on a path in a dark forest. You don't remember

C) He starts fapping furiously

north, obviously

BOX

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>>556185991
winrar

>>556185929
D
because i love to get into strange boxes

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>>556185991
/thread

>>556185991
this could get intresting. lurk more

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>>556185929
WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOX

>>556185929
>>556185991
Waiting for OP then.

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>>556185991
You start fapping furiously. You discover you have a fetish for trees, makinf you cum quickly.
There is now some cum on the ground

A)Follow the north road
B)Follow the west road
C)Follow the south road
D)Inspect the box
C)Drink cum
E)Other

you faggots should play corruption of champions
>challenger appears
>you can swing sword, cast spell, or rape challenger
>rape challenger

>>556186372
Also 2 chooses forgot to add

>>556186372

B) GO WEST NIGGA GO WEST

>>556186372
that is the most pathetic dick I have ever seen
it's like an index finger touching a spider web
B go west

>>556186372
C)

>>556186372
E.)put the cum in the box

D)
I hope theres a dragon dildo in it.

>>556186372
Lick cum off the ground

>>556186372
Box

OPEN THE BOX

Pour the cum into the box and then sit on it

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>>556186681
winrar

>>556186548
LMAO IT DOES LOOK LIKE THAT

>>556186681
winrar!!!!!

Fuck the box

>>556186745
>>556186865

>>556186495
read niggas

>>556186902
winrar

>>556186902
winrar

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>>556186902

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>>556186681
Of course this was going to happen lol

>>556186902
Rarwin?

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>>556186372
You fuck the box,thinking about trees to help you cum. The box breaks from the force from your thrusts but so does you dick.
A)Follow the north road
B)Follow the west road
C)Follow the south road
D)Inspect the remains of the box
C)Other

3 chooses

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>>556186902
oh /b/
and wtf is my captcha?

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You cum in the box. Now you feel kind of tired. What do you do?
A.) eat cum
B.) go to mcdonalds
C.) pray
D.) choose

>>556187339
D.

>>556187339
C start diggin

>>556187339
rip off limp broken dick with bare hands
put dick in pocket

>>556187339

D

>>556187440
pray

>>556187339
A) follow the north road

>>556187503
winrarrr

>>556187339
Make a crude emergency splint for your broken cock using the pieces of the now broken box

>>556187339
I want the D.

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>>556187483
ayy lmao'ed

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>>556187483
You rip off you dick with your bare hands and keep it for luck

A)Follow the north road
B)Follow the west road
C)Follow the south road
D)Inspect the box
C)Other

4 chooses

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As you pray to Jesus, a warm light illuminates throughout the clouds. Jesus slowly descends. You are shocked. Jesus hands you some wine and bread. "Thank you Jesus!!!" you say dumbfounded. "You're welcome man. Now get off your ass." Suddenly Jesus disappears.
What do you do?
A.) eat the food
B.) go back home because you're too high
C.) sacrifice yourself to jesus
D.) follow the north road

>>556188105
GO SOUTH

>>556188105

D

>>556188105
grow a new penis

>>556188105
you follow the west road

>>556188267
reroll

>>556188105

Set up camp exactly where you are, it';s getting dark soon

>>556188105
Gouge left eye out. Insert penis into the socket.

>>556188105
D) inspect box, but no matter how obvious it is you have no idea what it is

Shit in hand

>>556188589
winner

>>556188654
winrar

win

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>>556188778
oh /b/

>>556185929
D

>>556188654
You gouge your eye out and put penis into the socket. It's getting late and you hear something coming your way

A)Follow the north road
B)Follow the west road
C)Follow the south road
D)Inspect the box
C)Other

5 chooses

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OP use this

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>>556189112
mines better

>>556189081
A

>>556189081
c) fuck whatever is coming your way

>>556189081
Dig in anus

>>556189081
Cut a badly made vagina where my penis was before with the remains of the box.

>>556189081
throw an eye on whatever is coming your way!

>>556189081
Hide in the bushes & inspect the creature

>>556189215
you didn't even draw the body and where did the eye socket go

>>556189081
>>556189345
Winrar

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>>556189345

>>556189345
WINNER

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>>556189345
You dig in anus. You hear something very close to you coming from the west

A)Follow the north road
B)Follow the west road
C)Follow the south road
D)Inspect the box
C)Other

6 chooses

If my id has changed its because my shitty internet disconnected.

>>556190031
Look for moar stuff in anus

>>556190031

A

>>556190031
follow west road with pants down

B

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>>556190031
OP USE THIS PICTURE

>>556190031
rip the cock out your eye and run to the west, attacking whatever it is

>>556190031
Inspect the creature and throw something found in anus at it.

>>556190031
B

>>556190031

C) Set up camp and wait for the sound you heard to get to you. It's getting dark soon.

>>556190301
from now on you are my artist

>>556190315
rerolling

>>556190536
winrar

Follow the west road.

>>556190536
winrar

>>556190301
Who said the player is female, faggot.

>>556190574
Reroll

>>556190391
call out to your new friend to the west

>>556185929
>You wake up on a path in a dark forest
Go back to sleep

>>556190536
You rip out the cock out of you eye and charge west. You find a bunch of girl scouts selling cookies. Without hesitation, you attack them. They are younger and faster so they escape however the old woman with them trips on a rock and is within your grasp

A)Chase the girl scouts
B)Introduce yourself aggresively
C)Introduce yourself peacefully
D)Go back

7 chooses
C)Other

I choose the west road!

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>>556190675
he ripped his dick off, HE'S IS A SHE now

>>556190891

ffs please B

>>556190891
The answer is in the angus. Look there

>>556190891

D

I WANT TO GO DENNIS

>>556190891
drop old bitch
chase jailbait

>>556190891
steal her cp

>>556190891
beat the old woman to death with the cock then rip her eye out and eat it

>>556190891
go back

>>556191139
rip the old woman's eye out, place in your eyesocket
chase jailbail

>>556191124
reroll

>>556190891
Skin old women and use skin as a lasso to catch kids

>>556191139
re-roll
along with chasing the girl scouts

>>556190891
let the old woman go and chase after the girls to buy some cookies

>>556190891
chase and eat the girls

>>556185929
C) Other:
I would dig 3 paces too the east and get my clue casket

>>556191380
this

>>556191124
re-reroll

>>556191302
reroll

>>556185929
Inspect every path, the box, collect all the data that i can. And take the most optimal path then.

Taking any option just because i want it, it's irresponsible and stupid.

Know were you are first, and then know were it seems to be the optimal path to follow.

>>556190891
chase the girls

>>556191380
chase and tie down one girl then eat the rest of them while the tied down one watches, then feed the tied down one to a bear

>>556191497
winnner

>>556191497
read the post faggot

>>556191497
winrar oh god

>>556191497
This faggit wins.

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>>556191497
aw shit nigguh we gettin serious
im ok with this
mfw google just corrected me and changed getting to gettin

>>556191497
The west path leads to a suburban area, the south path leads to a desert and the north path leads to more forest.
The box contains: a matchbox with 6 matches,an axe,a knife,a tent,$5 and 4 kg of potatoes. You hear police sirens coming from the west.

A)Follow the north road
B)Go back to the west road
C)Follow the south road
D)Go back to the passed out lady
C)Other

>>556190031
HEAD SOUTH

>>556191890

C) Set up camp, it's getting dark soon

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>>556185929
picture looks like early Runescape

>>556191890
Put it in the ladys pooper.

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>>556191890
pic

>>556189317
>>556189502
pathetic newfag

>>556191898
Forgot to say 8 chooses so..

You head south and hear the distinctive rattle of wild niggers. The police is on the crossroads

A)Go back
B)Find niggers
C)Eat sand
D)Confront the police
C)Other

>>556191890
stick knife into heart, die, game over.

>>556190031
grind air

>>556191890
pickup box
go west

>>556192062
9 chooses

>>556185929
>>556185991
>>556186003
>>556186059
>>556186076
>>556186084
>>556186094
>>556186142
>>556186206
>>556186227
daniellukebarthhttp://play.poietic-generator.net/

>>556192068
thanks for playing guys

>>556191627
I know that 1 Decides, but who fucking cares. I Preffer to do an mental experiment than roll like an idiot until my post end in 1.

Also, why in the fuck would you want to someone else decide what you should do for you?

Also, reroll:
>>556191497
Just in case.

>>556192062
pick fight with niggers

>>556192174
pickup box go west

>>556186372
>>556186417
>>556186495
daniellukebarthhttp://play.poietic-generator.net/

>>556192174
put potatoes up ass

>>556186509
>>556186548
>>556186618
>>556186630
>>556186635
>>556186681
>>556186691
>>556186697
>>556186743
>>556186745
>>556186746
>>556186865
>>556186902
>>556186909
>>556186994
>>556187026
>>556187061
>>556187110
>>556187114
>>556187339
daniellukebarthhttp://play.poietic-generator.net/daniellukebarthhttp://play.poietic-generator.net/

>>556192062
Observe raging niggers fucking violently in the hot sand. Wonder if you'll ever have a love like that one day. Blood is gushing out of the hole where your cock once was. This would've made you so erect.

eat 3.48163kg of potatoes

Chase down the niggers and throw sand on them shouting "ROAR" like a tiger.

>>556187339
>>556187359
>>556187440
>>556187445
>>556187471
>>556187483
>>556187503
daniellukebarthhttp://play.poietic-generator.net/

>>556192174
Collect niggers and make a cotton field.

>>556192519
You observe the niggers fucking violently. Your erection gets you alot of bloodloss and you will die in 5 more actions if you don't stop bleeding!
A)Go back
B)Drink dickblood
C)Block dick with hand
D)Put sand in dickhole remaims
C)Other

0 chooses

>>556192823
Drink the blood

>>556192823
put potatoes in dick and ass

give potatoes to the wild niggers,
use matches to burn the box,
dance naked, masturbating my bloodhole in front of the police

>>556192823
THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS
>singing that melodically in my head
>the voices won't stop
>OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

D) ram some fuckin sand in there

>>556192823
>>556192978
rerollin this one

>>556192823
C

use t shirt to stop the bleeding then ask niggers to catch the girl scouts

>>556192823
>light match
>use match to light all the matches
>ingest all the burning matches

make a fire, grill the dead dick with potatoes,
invite wild niggers for this glorious dinner

>>556191890
All your options are valid. The important thing is, wich kind of person are you:

1- Even if you're not into stealing or taking stuff that doesn't belong to you. In a survival situation (if this is the case) you must take ANY resource that could help you to achieve your goal (survive?)

A) With the stuff that i take from the box, i can spend some time in the forest if i like, maybe i went to the forest to meditate, i bring that box, and eat mushrooms and i forgot everyting when i passed out. Anyway, personally i would pick that option, I want to live alone and in peace.

B) This is a tricky one, it's seems that this could be the best answer, but we need more data:
-Suburban area, nice... But i'm in my own country? If i really want to go back to a place with buildings and stuff i should hide in the forest, and wait until i can watch the police car, so i can know were i am. Then i can meet the cops or go to the north. Also, there is the possibility that they are CHASING me, so, again, option A.

C)Comparing the rest of the options, i would go to the desert just to colect more data. Then go back to option A.

D)If this is the case, then could be a raper/killer. So, i chop the body and i take the meat, i need to go quick to the north, the cops from X country are after me. Or, that lady is in the same situation than I, then, i wake up her, and togheter we do everything that i'm writting except the rape/killing thing. Option A.

If i'm inocent, and i'm in my city/country, then i would meet the cops, and ask for some more supplies, give then the lady, and go back to the forest until i get to the fucking nirvana.

If i'm guilty, go directly to the forest until i get to the fucking nirvana.

Easy.

>>556192823
put a potato in dickwound, run towards the niggers and throw a sand at them

>>556193295
roll

>>556193701
And this shit ended in 1.

GAME OVER.


I would like to play again, though.

>>556194351
>
0 chooses dickwad

make us die and then make a new thread
life support is fading

>>556194705
IM LOSING INTEREST

>>556185929
head south to fally bank

>>556194537
Read OP last line of text, then realize that i don't even care to get that fucking number, but i happened anyway.

1/10 if troll. (there are trolls that can understand and read, you're not the case)

the police finds you and shoots you because murica'

someone make a new thread