ITT, if your city was a person...
This is San Francisco
Oakland
That persons real actual name is/was Fast Eddy, he was/is a frequenter at Dead shows. He was a part of the hippie group called "The Wrecking Crew"
NY
Melbourne Australia
Yorba Linda, CA
Eastern shore of Maryland
>>555941186
I don't like knowing /b/tards live in my town
FUCK YOU SAN FRANCISCO STOP HATING TECHNOLOGY AND TAKING OUR MONEY ANYWAYS
ALSO YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY. A REAL FUCKING PUSSY. LOS ANGELES COULD BEAT YOUR SHIT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
>>555940751
Hahhahaha
>>555941186
LOL Fullerton here
>>555941386
Don't you live in your town?
Scottsdale, Arizona
Philadelphia, PA
>>555941631
Lived there for 13 years. Can confirm it's the guy on the far right.
I lived in Indianapolis for years, and have no idea what our stereotypical resident would be.
Des Moines, Iowa. The place where the big cornfed midwestern hoes and the fattest fucks alive call home.
>>555941725
south philly fag here
Brisbane, Australia
Brisbane, Australia
Los Angeles
>>555939457
>>555939646
watup in the bay
piedmont california reporting in
Memphis
>>555941967
hivemind
New York
I wish I was joking.
>>555941386
you'd never know I go on /b/ if you met me. I'm quit attractive, but then again I've met some very attractive people, men and women who go on /b/
>>555941542
I go to FJC
Butte, MT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQBdtUZfRs
alexandria virginia reporting in
>>555939813
beat me to it, here he is around twenty seconds in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p9GlKdTbUE
>>555941890
I'm strict West. I'm the only white one on my block.
>Columbus, Ohio
>>555939457
Louisville
Denver Colorado
>>555942275
*Fairbanks, Alaska
>>555942126
cool, another 901 fag
>>555941631
You typed "old people" on google images did ya? you fuck.
Calgary, Alberta
chicago, Illinois
Sydney, Australia
>>555941249
Baltimore.
Fuck this city
>>555942281
Cal State Fullerton, just graduated
>>555942476
Fairbanks sucks ass. Get out of that pit.
>>555939457
wrong. San Francisco is the homosex capital of the world. The wrath of God and high heaven be upon thee. Whereas this pic is of a hippie. For accurate results post a pic of a homosex filthy hippie
Port angeles, wa
>>555942647
Nigga, I'm fucking going to school at UAF, I'm stuck here for 4 more years.
Kansas City
Buffalo
Knoxville, TN
>>555941725
also Philly
medford Oregon
>>555942561
see i was going for more like this
except not funny as this character
it's just sad
and terrifying
Lansing, Michigan
>>555942794
That's your chosen misfortune, then. You know there are other schools in the world, yeah?
Vancouver BC Canada
someone do Vancouver
>>555942514
truest shit here folks
Durango, CO
Gary, IN
>>555943036
As someone who's from Lansing, I can agree with this but I see more blacks
>>555941845
Damn. Didn't know anyone from Des Moines went on /b/
Bay area OP here.
Stanford.
Pretty accurate pic... sexy girl but nerds that only study
Houston, Tx
Minneapolis mn
Boston
Miami, FL
>fuck, I hate it here.
>>555939457
pretty close to you OP, in Santa Cruz
We got a lot of the same type
>>555941542
>>555941386
>>555941186
Wtf let's go grab some beers are you faggots over 21 yet?
>>555942925
also Philly
>>555943157
he just did >>555943119
fucking newfag
Grosse pointe, Michigan
Little Rock, AR
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Los Angeles, California
Santa Cruz, CA
>>555942801
MO?
>>555943549
Really, havent visited yet but I thought Santa Cruz would be more like this
>>555943654
Yeesh, he was obv refreshing relax
Seattle, WA
Not pictured: Starbucks coffee
>>555939457
Glastonbury, CT s
Atlanta, Ga
>>555943727
Go there often. Can confirm.
>>555943010
It's a good mix of both. Can't wait till they have to either clean this place up or nuke it
>>555939457
Peshawar, my city.
It has been mentioned in the bible as Pesh-Habor/ Habor/ Havor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peshawar
Plant City, Florida
Where over half the population is a farmer, Mexican, or both.
>>555942538
No. This is Chicago.
>>555943727
this guy seems like a total douche in interviews
Nord-Trøndelag
Any city in Peru
>>555944069
Forgot pic.
Detroit, Michigan
>>555943094
You know the university I was supposed to go to would have cost me 30k a year after a $55,000 scholarship and federal aid.
UAF is free, and my parents don't want to pay, so UAF it is.
>>555943898
that too. pretty much the combination of homeless hippies and surfers and stoners
>>555944147
so basically shittt then
>>555942561
Implying this isn't a more accurate representation of Bodymore Murdaland.
>>555944197
It's time to oil up
>>555943476
Fellow amphibi- ahem, Floridian here. I too dislike Miami and it's populous, although my Hispanic friends would disagree.
>>555944263
San Diego is the same way. With a little bit of Mexican thrown in (but that just means our burritos are better)
>>555943924
Not posting an image?
>>555944347
WTF city is this?
Nobody from DC I see
>>555944369
... The chain of the bike you just stole, because it's clogged with broken glass.
Lubbock TX
San Antonio, TX
>>555943878
Also Santa Cruz
Pueblo, Colorado.
>>555944597
ultra accurate
>>555943465
612 fag here
>>555944147
that's funny because the one time I visited my grandmother in Peru, I told her I didn't like it because all the streets have dog shit sitting on the sidewalks. She thinks it's hilarious any time I bring it up now.
>>555944347
>>555944479
forgot to say
Austin, TX
Boise, Idaho
>>555943579
more Philly
Los Alamos, NM
>>555943687
I can't find a redneck bigger thats more little rock
>>555943036
top fucking kek
>>555941778
I lived there too. I miss partying at the W.
Fredericksburg VA
>>555943465
612 fag also
>>555944731
Ha. Your id.
>>555944152
winrar
DA BURGH REPORTING PROUDLY IN WITH MUH CHIPCHOPPED HAM AND MUH STILLERS!!!!
>>555943558
yeh, email me [email protected]
Renton checking in
Chicago incarnate
>>555944448
it's like South Florida is where douchebags come to breed and make douchebag kids.
>>555939457
Grand Rapids, MI
Minneapolis, MN
Somali capitol of America
>I actually took this pic a few miles from my house
toronto
>>555939457
Buenos Aires
This is going to be the first non porn thread to hit image limit. Great work guys
>>555943465
612 mpls fag here
937fag (Dayton) reporting in
Toronto, Ontario
>>555942561
>>555943010
I used to cross the bridge every day for work. I've seen the urban wastelands. Go east, it's safer here. Avoid Wicomico but come anyway. Farmland and superior seafood await you. Come home white man. We need back up. Lots of Irish & Eastern European qtp2ts along the beaches every summer.
>>555943465
It is an overall nice place compared to other cities.
carbondale, CO
>>555945314
more Chicago, this asshole.
>>555945237
Your'e a Muslim? why the beer Persian?
>>555944152
Spot on
>>555943036
*East lansing
totally different place
lansing is full of nigs
>>555945539
never heard of that state is it by New orleans?
North Charleston, SC
>>555939457
Plantation, Florida
>>555942270
Beg to disagree. For me this is New York
>>555945708
No it's in China you fat fuck
>>555945708
You best be trolling
>>555945379
They give those phones out like Halloween candy around here
Comox Valley, CA
otherwise known as the swaggot concentration camp of BC.
>>555943473
Real Boston
>>555945708
no its in michigan
>>555945583
Bullshit, full of liberals and Niggers
>>555942514
This.
1000x this.
>>555945806
been there once, seems like 50% negros and 50% white seniors
>>555945957
holy fucking shit, I would hate to live there
arleta, ca
>>555942838
I can approve of this
orchard parkfag here
captcha: serious attempt
Killeen, TX
Laredo, Texas
>>555945327
how close is that place to Detroit? I have this misconception in my head that all of Michigan is a ghetto shithole because of that one city.
>>555943119
That's Richmond,faggot.
Minneapolis, MN
>>555944050
Passed through going to Talahassee. Soo bad.
>>555940751
You win sir.
>>555942538
>File: taxi driver.jpg (56 KB, 640x433)56 KB JPGCalgary,
>LOST HARD
>>555945935
dey gab me a computer, im living like Coolio, man
>>555941631
Nigga what part of scottsdale. Im next to the 101 and frank loyd wright.
thunder bay, canada
>>555941845
515 here too but i dont think thats really accurate
>>555945806
>>555946150
work at a liquor store there. I concur 100%
>>555944152
live near chicago can confirm
Hinton, Alberta, Canada.
Malvern, Arkansas
>>555946165
3 hours drive West of Detroit. It's alright in some respects, but it's WASPY as fuck.
>>555941249
Been there a lot, can confirm this
>>555946529
This sound great actually
>>555946483
How is thunderbay, I've always wanted to drive up from Duluth and check it out.
My town would be this guy
>>555946529
Lol
>>555946757
Seattle?
Atlanta, Georgia
Gold Coast, Australia.
>>555946151
its not a bad place to live scenery-wise, but man, Its either 14 year olds ripping bongs or old people playing tennis. Never a dull moment down in C-Town.
>>555946757
Boulder or portland?
Kalamazoo MI
>>555941631
>Scottsdale, Arizona
>Not posting Yung Travy
>>555946829
#1 original gator hater
>>555943476
Mah nigga
Accurate. I love it here though. So much sunshine when it's not raining which is every day. Fun to drive my convertible on the 878
>>555945580
lived down in kent island for a while. Pic fucking related. Rather have niggers than rednecks
>>555946757
portland?
if so muh nigguh
>>555946757
Definitely someplace in Oregon or Washington state.
>>555942548
Nah, this is Sydney
>>555945327
Grand Rapids is like Detroit's younger brother
>>555946936
>>555947035
>>555947079
Bend, actually.
>>555943465
>>555944731
>>555945015
>>555945465
>>555945583
612 reporting in also
> look at all these minneapolis fags
>>555939457
el paso tx
Toronto, Ontario
>>555942394
holy shit
Katmandu, Nepal
>>555939457
La Habra, Ca
mexicans, mexicans everywhere
>a majority of cities in the United States
>>555945379
You live near the crackstacks?
>>555942394
That's so great
>>555941249
I live there I wouldn't say so there are a bunch of Rednecks tho
>>555943419
so so so true
>>555947465
forgot pic
>>555946748
we had way to many plow trucks go off the road this past winter. I was lucky to not be one of those.
Louisville, KY
Arizona
>>555945379
Uptownfag here
Manassas
montreal
>>555947286
Somali Police Officer reporting in, Working Saint Paul at the moment
Sevilla, España
Ardmore, Oklahoma
>>555946164
As a fellow Texan and someone who has visited Laredo most of my life, I can say this is accurate
>>555941186
>>555941542
>>555942281
>>555942567
It's disgusting knowing /b/tards are so close to home
also go to sleep Matt, and Tim
>>555946942
Kalamazoo College student reporting in
Evanston IL here.
>>555945595
We'll claim him.
>>555939457
Metrowest Massachusetts
>>555939457
Linden, New Jersey
>>555941819
white douchebag
>>555947489
Nah Excelsior, so not really Minneapolis because I'l a middle class cracker
Cincinnati, OH
>>555946643
my kinda peeps.
>>555941845
how do fat fucks like this still live and im 21 years old going bald and im fit as fuck. There is seriosuly no god.
>>555948106
I was about to post Jerry Springer, but there it is folks
>>555945539
Actually, I'm more of a Brampton kind of guy. Everyone is either wearing a turban or is a gay nigger
Canberra
>>555939457
No, S.F. would be more hipster now than actual hippie.
>>555945237
ARIANA GO TO SLEEP SMH
>>555939646
Maybe if you'd move to Santa Cruz....
San Jose, CA... AKA "Man Jose".
>>555947909
damn being a Paki I thought she was a Paki too. Is she spanish or some south american chick?
>>555946516
Just curious, do you work at ABC Liquor or Hallmark Gold Crown? If you don't mind me asking
>>555947868
I'm visiting Montreal in September to bury my nana, Know any good places to get some blood sausage and meat pies and other Canadian foods?
Modesto CA, I couldn't find a pic of a homeless meth addict riding around on a bike with a bag full of empty plastic bottles. We also have Trash Bag guy, he dresses in black garbage bags and duct tape when it's 100 degrees out. God I hate it here...
>>555948269
lol I'm from Santa Cruz
>>555948276
Spanish
>>555942561
410 myself. Can confirm fuck this city
>>555946636
As a former Bentonvillefag who drove through on the way to Louisiana regularly, I can confirm this
Pic is my current city of Laveen, Arizona
>>555947734
Lexington, KY
>>555942538
no fuck you faggot Illinois voted against his ass putting any regulation in guns.
Take a history lesson. This man did more for Chicago than that nigger fuck did.
>>555948052
Funny story, I'm actually in Evanston too. No I don't go to Northwestern.
>>555947286
You find this guy yet?
Chattanooga, Tennessee
San Diego
>>555947008
I'm just so sick and tired of this rain, mixed in with unbearable heat and humidity, though. I want a cold, but dry place.
>>555944868
NM bros do exist
im sorry you live Ios alamos though
GeorgeTown Cayman Islands
Las Vegas, NV in a nutshell
>>555944653
Colorado Springs, Colorado
>>555943415
did you draw this yourself
>>555948673
>voted against his ass putting any regulation in guns.
>regulation in guns.
>in guns.
WTF faggot
>>555944853
McPoyles?
>>555947319
Hahahaha right
>>555948368
no, Liquor and Wine merchant on Sunrise.
Norfolk
>>555947859
That's hodgetwins country
>>555948763
Run into Scott Seekins in uptown all the time. He used to sit at the cc club a lot.
>>555948795
Eh I go to college in NYC and come down here for summer. I find the cold miserable. I missed the sun. I even missed thunderstorms. New York has pussy rain that comes down light all day
The rain right now is miserable though
>>555939457
Medford - you should just post a big faggot lifted truck.
Ljubljana
Kingman, Arizona
>>555949025I'd say about 6% of the population have some McPoyle blood.
lol guess where i am
Oklahoma City
Hargeisa, Somaliland
>>555949025
lol
>>555944146
badass man badass
Spokane, WA
Fuck this place
Columbia, Missouri
Spokane.
Pic is related because it was taken in our park of a resident
>>555948539
I want to go to Spain now.
> Madison, WI
>also not pictured: asians
Washington, D.C.
>>55594929
I used to see him on the bus all the time. One day I'm gonna just fillw the guy. See where he goes. All that
>>555949494
gots to be the windy city...
>>555949592
where do you keep your Pledge?
>>555949478
My dad named Beale Street in Kingman
Go ahead guess my last name
>>555949619
>>555949625
hivemeind
chattanooga
Manhattan, KS
>>555949494
Chicago
>>555939646
maybe oakland a few years ago...
>>555947319
Oh my fuck yes, fucking fucks.
>>555949665
6/10 would trigger
>>555949625
also Boise is pic related
>>555949560
Make a thread on /int/ please
>>555949737
Let me guess, Andy Devine?
>>555949737
Street?
>>555949703
>>555949771
nope think mouse
>>555942561
>>555943010
>>555944321
Bmore bros!!! We should chill... But I'm a black guy so... Wouldn't look good for ya
>>555949808
What would be Oakland now?
>>555949619
That's Spokane? Really? Maybe for like two blocks in Brown's Addition or Peaceful Valley and maybe a couple blocks on the south hill of Perry district, but most of Spokane is just like Northern Idaho.
>>555949661
>Spain
Do it fag!
>>555949505
id recognize that mustache anywhere. what movie or show is that from
>>555950147
yeah, we might get pulled over ;)
>>555950086
Orlando ?
>>555943465
mpls has some fine fuckin women up here
>>555949620
I go to college there. I would replace that with black homeless people living under a tarp in the woods.
>>555950467
They are all Liberal and/or Somalifucks
>>555950550
Or uppity hipster bitches.
>>555948052
Chicago suburbs here
Polaks, polaks everywhere
>>555950686
making me gag, bro
>>555950416
yep
>>555950097
That was a joke. I was born in Kingman and have lived here my whole life, but I've really never given enough of a fuck to learn anything about it. I'm just trying to get the hell out of here.
>>555950086
Sanford, FL
>>555947319
i never noticed the alien in the background lol
>>555943465
320 here' I've seen your slums and all I can say is fuck niggers, spics and sand jockeys.
>>555950893
i will suck the pbr out of their abortion ridden wombs
>>555949683
i wouldve chosen someone in a suit,a black crack head,or a jogger,maybe even a tourist and a gay
Op's house.
>>555951042
lol dude, My aunt started doing meth when she lived in Kingman, 12 years later and She is still an addict and prostitute. I even have nudes of her pimp, lol
Not even kidding