ITT: We post and discuss god-tier men hairstyles.
Post a pic of your cut, doesn't have to be you
Currently have this haircut, but with a shorter top
Move yourself onto my level
Even with all the trap threads that are constantly being uploaded, I hadn't realized /b/ had gotten so fucking gay until I saw your post.
>every single faggot have this hairstyle
>even those one direction faggots
Yeah, lets be unique and godtiers! What went wrong with this generations?
how about not cutting your hair at all and growing it out like a real man
This is now a Tim Howard thread
Is it still cool?
great haircut, you can grab the hair in the top with your left hand so you get leverage when you repeatedly smash your right fist into the faggots faggy overly-groomed face
Wow, you're either completely retarded, a virgin, or have no taste in women
take your pick
>Not having this hairstyle.
Thanks mate. basically told the barber for a really tight fade on the sides and leave it kinda long on top. my top isn't nearly as long as OP picture
Nah, if you're fucking hot.
Like flaming homosexual kind of hot
Any tricks to help out my hair? Im going for the same look pretty much, but my hair is the rough curly type. Think nappy I guess.
Someone here told me about shiners gold pomade but that doesnt do much unless I apply a shitload
If by something, you mean another mans anus, then you're probably right
I live in Portland Oregon and hipster faggot wanna be faggots only wear this hair cut. I call it the dookie fade cuz it looks like a pile of shit on your head.
my hair right now
r8 h8 whatever
Who said anything about gay? back2tumblr with you beiber
Look up a picture of Macklemore, compare it to this picture. (This is a more accurate representation of my hair.. less pomade though. think OP + this pic combined)
What hair do you have, kissless neckbeard?
Had my hair styled after Gerhard Palitzsch
you know what it is
I'm assuming that since you used this image and used the term 'god tier' then you were talking sarcastically since this type of hair cut is reserved for true retards
With your feminine hairdo and embarassing 'facail hair', I would assume fwb means fine white bread. Willing to be corrected on this.
Mines a variation on this, only with longer sides
Well I wouldn't call it a beard by any standard
mens hairstyles? mens fookin hairstyles? what are you a fuckin metrosexul faggot!? keep it out of your eyes, over your ears, and off your collar period end of fuckin story you god damn fuckin queers!
mfw it is out of eyes, over ears, and off collar
you look like you take it up the dookie chute! what the fuck is wrong with "men" in this country? Ya godamn half a woman fucks. and not even the better half
So sad with these haircuts. Its like a bunch of cool rockabilly bros decided to join the Hitler youth.
end of story. no hair style no fuckin sittin around the beauty shop gabbin with yer fuckin girlfriends talkin bout oooh ill have this one i will
goddamn shoppin fer clothes and havin a closet full shoes WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!
It's weird how the girls I sleep with at Uni tug on my hair during sex
Women care a shitload about a guy's appearance, you dumb retarded beta fuck
Things that don't seem "manly" like fashion or hairstyles actually matter to the hot ones, so If they worry about them, so do I
I just woke up so it's messy but what the fuck ever
tahts because all women are closet lesbians. little metrosexual faggots are like trannys to you fuckin queers. they get to fuck a woman and not feel guilty
high and tight you goddamn faggots
In other words most basic haircut of this faggy generation
Wow, you could literally post hundreds of pictures of footballers that have great hairstyles and get tons more pussy than Howard
>Implying the bald+beard isn't a hairstyle to begin with
lo fuckin L women are insipid cunts who will believe anything they are told. fine if you wanna fawn over pictures of other mens fuckin hair. just know that means you are a cocksucker
my nig, 3 here
I did it by accident once, asked for style 3 ("holy shit they shaved my head"), and noticed how different and more respectful people are so I kept it
also dat pussy
Well you clearly think that cigarette makes you look like a badass, but in all reality you are nothing more than a worthless fatass sack of goddamn puke
suck my dick you metrosexual faggot. I'll have you know I get more pussy than the drop box at the compton dog pound. hair cut...high and tight in and out five minutes same thing every time barber doesnt even ask anymore.
you queers spent half as much time trying to do something with your lives as you do pissin and maonin about your goddamn hair will jackin off to the mens section of sky mall and lands end this would be a differnt fuckin country
This guy gets it.
Real men dont give a fuck, they just let that shit grow and when it gets too long, just burn off the tips with a blow torch, thts what i do anyway. Too busy building a mental 4x4 to worry about a relationship
it's like a cross between the vanilla ice and the johnny rico
>Caring about your hair
>Going outside trying to impress people
Heh, I'm not into that. I think the only reason I'm "growing" my hair is because I can use that as an excuse as to why it's so shaggy and dry.
RELATIONSHIP? What the fuck son? RELATIONSHIP? Men don't have goddamned relationship! First time i even saw that word was on my induction form
>Contact in case of death: (relationship)
I had to ask the goddamn gunny what it meant
the best and always will be
Fuck, yea your right, relationship sounds gay as fuck! Although i just head down to the corner if im feelin like a fuck, dont have to impress those sluts ahah
No what's for queers is posting your face on any board except /soc/ those "faces of /b/ threads" are a good example of the cancer and I'd rather not contribute. After all this thread is about hair not my face.
Fucken hell cunt, are you me? I thought /b/ was full of sissy boys and pretty little city folk. Fuck me dead, i have found a real man on /b/ who aint a homo
im not the one prancin into the goddamn beauty shop tellin mabel Oooo I'm feel like a change maybe something with bangs or bob or a paige boy.....
fuck you you sonofabitchin queer
Every time I go to get my haircut I go to a place called 'Dr.Follicles', they give me a beer, and I tell them "you're the artist, I'm the canvas, I don't have time for this 'number two, number eight, number sixty six with a perm' bullshit". Every time I leave feeling satisfied.
I get the feeling you like that hairstyle because people who pull it off manage to pull it off. Chances are you don't and are hoping a haircut will hide how ugly you are.
Batemans hair looks good.
My barber is cool as well, watch Mitch Hedberg and talk about bitches while he cuts my hair.
I'm not ugly, not trying to hide anything. Simply want a proper modern cut.
Really? No love for the flat top?
>not just letting your hair grow out
Meanwhile, sticking on topic...
this is about where mine is, My sides are a bit longer but the top needs to grow out
What do you guys think about the shorter top? I wanted to get lots of length but I feel like the shorter top is a cleaner look
character creation? Im a Barrow from county Donegal and if you fuckin dancin nancies bring your prancin arses to my country you'll find yourselves passin yourself on the way out
have ya somethin to say about gods green gem? you fuckin queer?
>pretty little city folk
>fuck me dead
Thanks for all the hot women, lads, cheers
Very few people can pull that shit off, it's definitely a try-hard haircut unless you can make it look like you're not trying hard... like Bateman
this shit is god-tier
Damn m8. Y u do dis.
No, not that this
>>I get the feeling you like that hairstyle because people who pull it off manage to pull it off. Chances are you don't and are hoping a haircut will hide how ugly you are.
The whole point of a haircut is to treat it like an accessory that compliments both your looks, and character, so if your character doesn't match the look, you'll look like a poser
Likewise, if you're ugly, it will just look like you're trying too hard to be not-ugly
idk if that made sense, I'm sorta drunk
Got anything for curly brown hair?
I'm thinning at the front into a shitty widow's peak, and I'm too poor to get hair plugs right now (on the way in the next 3 years, though).
some people tell me to style it my age :[
My hair at the moment
Not a god tier hair thread without this >
Mine's kinda similar to this but without all the product. I don't care that much about my hair or male grooming in general. I rock the plain look and always have.
even though i hate them as a group. i feel bad for the people in botdf. Theyre all generally nice people except for dahvie. Hes such a cunt its insane.
If you think it's gay to have a fresh hairstyle you obviously have no idea how women work, and you will never get a girlfriend apart from that fat goth chick that want you for you "inner self".
> Not having the elliot Rodgers haircut.
I got this one, use to have long hair before the army but then I realized what a faggot I was and just kept the shaved head, so far I love it.
don't really like the band, ut i like Jayy's hair.
How do y'all feel about pompadours?
Do you even grow ?
>I live for the messy fohawk
it's like a faggot version of the majestic haircut of The Master
>having a hairstyle
Are you people gay or something? Just keep the hair short and neat and leave women things to women.
but i love his hair so much
Do you even NEYMAR
>Hair is soft
>Hair isn't soft with product
>Women always bitch about product
>They want my soft hair
>I am cut between product and no product.
this cut looks pretty fucking awesome to whoever tries it, it did to me
Literally none of us are gay, you poor bastards
When you grow up and realize that some of the hottest women on the planet love to see guys with excellent taste in style (clothing and haircuts) you'll be making one of these threads for yourself someday
Nice cut. Mine is similar, but not quite as clean cut.
I cut mine myself. All you neckbeards saying men shouldn't have hairstyles, kek. Bitches love good hair.
Try the Sumo Tech, it has a really good hold but your hair stays reasonably soft. You gotta pay for the good stuff
I use the sumo wax, the hold is incredible, I can do 80-100 mph on the highway with the windows down and hair going everywhere, and as soon as I get where I'm going, one run through with my fingers and boom, it's back in the same style I did that morning
>When you grow up and realize that some of the hottest women on the planet love to see guys with excellent taste in style (clothing and haircuts) you'll be making one of these threads for yourself someday
And when you are even older than that, have a 9/10 doting wife, are solvent, own your own house and car, you will realise you dont need a haircut to get girls. In fact paying $50 for some guy to mess your hair up makes you a gullible sap, not cool/attractive/awesome. And yes, you are a faggot.
You're boring, unoriginal, and have the same haircut as almost ever person with a penis on this planet.
You've got a nice face, buddeh. I think you could play around with it, maybe give some more body, but I'm not sure if that would mesh with your personality / dressing style.
I own a car but i still care about how i look so thats not very relevant is it, because maybe some of us don't want to make ourselfs social outcasts by dressing like hobos and rocking hobo hair like >>555781597
please tell me how i didnt go to college, get more girls than you, was captain of the rugby team and the dealer, with my home made buzz cut you giant fucking faggot.
I forgot to add, 9/10 wife, 6/10, 7/10 fuck buddies who know the score.
You are literally whats wrong with white males. you disgust me.
Well obviously you didnt, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to brag about it on be.
Also how stupid do you need to be to risk losing a 9/10 wife over a 6/10 cumdumpster. You're whats wrong with white males, we are supposed to be the race that actually grows there brain and uses it dumbfuck
>Some jersey shore shit
What ever happened to just having a normal haircut, the kind of haircut that cut your hair to make it short, so you could wait a month or two then get it cut again.
That shit you've got isn't designed to do what a haircut is meant to do, thats more like a womans haircut, the kind of haircut that doesnt really cut your hair it just makes it look more.
Keep ur hair unmaintained m8 idc.
knock yourself out bro. some people dont like a style because their insecure and call people who maintain their hair faggots but thats like, your opinion (and insecurity) man.
Yeah none of that shit is true, if it were, you'd be on my side
Top kek, no need to burden myself further with your shenanigans
enjoy your shitty life, feel free to keep shitposting in this thread instead of banging your wife
So you say that having the same fucking hair cut than every basic white male IS having style ?
Damn white people
>Well obviously you didnt, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to brag about it on be.
Of course. You keep telling yourself that you trendy little faggot i would litterally break you in half.
>Yeah none of that shit is true, if it were, you'd be on my side
You keep telling yourself that you little cunt. Keep paying top money for your hair you little girly beta cunt
It is a style no matter how many people have it, and in a few years it will be a different style than you would be unique again (fuckin hurray)
>and implying youre not white
>thinking women are attracted to haircut rather than body or face or you know money
people with such haircuts are ussualy pussies and sissy faggots with a woman body.
i always smile when i see "men" on streets looking for attention
Mine's a variation on this, usually sideswept when not back. Gotta get the sides trimmed down again though.
> pic related
Couldnt give a fuck mate, what angers me is you beta pussys comparing fashionable haircuts. Ive seen cock comparison threads that were not this gay.
hairs been falling out so much i was forced to finally cut it extremely short/shave it. fucking sucks. i miss styling my hair into spikes n shit
i say, if you have hair, have fun wiht it while it lasts. mohawks, fauxhawks, shaved on sides and slicked back on top, i dunno w/e.
if they ever came out with a magical cure for hair loss i might go with the rusko:
from like 2 months ago but same do. brush after shower and let nature do the rest
Honestly we are all still wondering why this thread is still open in your browser. Care to give us a detailed excuse?
Still wondering how I'm a faggot because I've come to the understanding that women love well groomed and well dressed men
Maybe it's the age gap, grandpa
Yeah thats pretty gay, but saying having a good haircut is gay is like saying "having a cool car is gay because you only need to go to places in it, so why should it look good"
Because im fucking mad. It has rustled my jimmies beyond all repair that there is a collection of faggots so faggoty, so estrogen ridden, that they would make a thread about this shit. It boggles my mind. I hate bawww threads and derail those, and this is even worse. You deserve derision. But such is the beauty of /b/. We could be best buds in another thread and id never know you were one of those faggots that buys into this shit, emperors new clothes style. Did i mention your faggotry offends me?
Maybe i am out of touch with the metrosexual skinny jean generation yes. It doesnt mean youre not a faggot. A suit thread i could get down with. Not haircuts though. Men that style their hair are beta peacocks.
Shaved head with beard here. Because I'm a fucking man, not a 12 year old boy.
Look at all you hipster faggots with your undercuts and fluffy fringes. Make me fucking sick. You probably have more hair products than your mother.
Fuck you all.
in the past, on message boards with actual women on them, ive had the discussion of 'what kind of hair women actually like on men'. the answers are pretty much the same all across the board. most women like a guys hair to be long enough to run their hands through, but extremely short hair preferably with no product in it. the only guys that shouldl have long hair are guys with faces that can pull it off (extremely handsome and preferably the body to match)
all these hipster styles n shit people are doing are really unneeded. all you need is a decent personality and clean skin and you can talk to pretty much any girl. if having that hair is fun for you then by all means do it. but just know, youre just sporting a gimmick on your head and nothing else.
No a fine car is a thing of beauty (i have an A4, just had to sell my 20 year old vr6 as i couldnt justify paying tax on it when i use it soley as a toy) . You guys strike me as mazda drivers. Or smart cars.
Hey its my haircut!
shaved head because you're going bald.
it's a good way of managing it but fuckit you were backed into that corner by baldness
if hipster gets pussy then fuck it. its hair. caring too much about hair is bullshit.
the fact I rustled your jimmies makes me happy
Be sure to note I've taken down engines, swam in near freezing water, shoot guns, drink beer and whiskey, play sports, lift weights, fish, drive manual, and bang women
Well if you cannot afford an audi or bmw because you're still in college you need other ways of atracting the females. You really think i would care about my hair if it didnt make any difference to girls? I think not, but it just does since im not a millionaires son.
Can't take people with OP's haircut seriously
first gay porn I ever saw when I was 13 was a guy with that haircut getting rammed by a huge black guy
I see guys at my gym with that haircut and can't keep from picturing that scene
Only in america do people boast about this. In Europe automatics are for old ladies and retards.
>the fact I rustled your jimmies makes me happy
With your colossal faggotry?Youre happy you upset grandpa oldfag by being an effeminate hipster? Bitch you belong on reddit or tubmlr, this is not the place for you.
If you think trendy haircuts will get you girls, youre wrong. Lift stuff, punch stuff, repeat young man. And shave that faggoty mess off youre a man not a fucking peacock.
i have every right to be mad with fucking faggots like you invading this shitty forum because you just got out of school and cant gargle fucking cocks with your fucking nigger ugly hipster not-a-comb-over