ITT: We post and discuss god-tier men hairstyles. Post a pic

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Messy bangs is best

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Move yourself onto my level

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Faggot

>>555762507
Shit, I need to get my hair cut. That hairstyle looks awesome man.

>>555762507
let me guess, you live in the pacific northwest

>>555762507

>men
>hairstyles

Don't kid yourself

>>555762837

Literally going to be the only decent post in this thread full of sexually ambiguous "men"

>>555762507
top is too long. you look like a hipster that way.

cut the top to half it's length, then you can have your proper nazi haircut.

>>555762507
Even with all the trap threads that are constantly being uploaded, I hadn't realized /b/ had gotten so fucking gay until I saw your post.
kill yourself

>>555762507
every hipster on the planet is wearing this cut. add an ironic mustache and you're officially ready to listen to grizzly bear and suck dicks

>>555762507
>god tier
>every single faggot have this hairstyle
>even those one direction faggots

Yeah, lets be unique and godtiers! What went wrong with this generations?

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how about not cutting your hair at all and growing it out like a real man

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This is now a Tim Howard thread

>>555762719
yeah if youre 14

What's with this hipster haircut every fag is having their shit like that these days.

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Is it still cool?

>>555762507

great haircut, you can grab the hair in the top with your left hand so you get leverage when you repeatedly smash your right fist into the faggots faggy overly-groomed face

>>555762837
Green lanterns hair dresser.

Hair.
Dresser.

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>>555763106
Wow, you're either completely retarded, a virgin, or have no taste in women

take your pick

>>555763191
>>555763384
>>555763529
>>555763124

you guys are jealous that you have round faces and could never wear a style this swaggy :-) gg

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>>555762507
>Not having this hairstyle.

>>555764341

I guess I could agree with the bad taste in women, but if you actually worry about your faggot hair then a man you are not

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your hair sucks

>>555762507
hitler youth cut

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>>555764341
Bitch please.

Lol, you're one of those retarded bandwagon-jumping sheep with yet another Macklemore haircut.

>>555763064
Thanks mate. basically told the barber for a really tight fade on the sides and leave it kinda long on top. my top isn't nearly as long as OP picture

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>>555764054
Nah, if you're fucking hot.

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>>555764898
Like flaming homosexual kind of hot

>>555763106

On a serious note, you have never had your dick inside of something.

>>555762507

Any tricks to help out my hair? Im going for the same look pretty much, but my hair is the rough curly type. Think nappy I guess.

Someone here told me about shiners gold pomade but that doesnt do much unless I apply a shitload

>>555765187

I can understand you're angry anon

Perhaps if you watch another Thrift Shop one more time and smoke 3 puffs off a black and mild?

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>>555765187
If by something, you mean another mans anus, then you're probably right

>>555765310
I use Murrays Pomade, it is like 2 dollars and better than Crew Pomade (20 dollars).. I have very thick hair and it works wonders.

>>555765310
Keep trying to fit more and more penises into your asshole, once you hit 5 you know you're ready

>>555762507
I live in Portland Oregon and hipster faggot wanna be faggots only wear this hair cut. I call it the dookie fade cuz it looks like a pile of shit on your head.

>>555765363
lol what are you even saying? go out and get a real haircut m9

>>555765469
>2009+5
>gay is still an insult
>lol

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my hair right now
r8 h8 whatever

>>555765569
Living in a city where human feces in public is a legitimate problem isn't something you should tell people

>>555765510
This nigger shit would probably help thanks

>>555765701

Mackelmore, the faggot you're so desperately attempting to emulate, maybe put down the comb and pick up a book?

>>555763750
Long hair is best hair

>>555765730
should get an update.. not sure how old but if 18+ definitely shouldn't go with that, looks juvenile

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>>555765730

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>>555765701
Who said anything about gay? back2tumblr with you beiber

>>555766054
yeah, i'm 18, but idk what the fuck kind of cut to get. i dont like really short hair
>>555766102
looks fun as fuck to throw around

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>>555765902
No problem

>>555765940
Look up a picture of Macklemore, compare it to this picture. (This is a more accurate representation of my hair.. less pomade though. think OP + this pic combined)

What hair do you have, kissless neckbeard?

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>>555762507
Close shaved.

>>555764652
Try harder faggot

>>555763384
/thread.

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Had my hair styled after Gerhard Palitzsch

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>>555762507
you know what it is

>>555766626

Short hair, I'm a guy

>>555766860
my hair is pretty damn short

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>>555762507

I'm assuming that since you used this image and used the term 'god tier' then you were talking sarcastically since this type of hair cut is reserved for true retards

alright faggots I'm out... gotta fuck my fwb
enjoy your shit hairstyles and no pussy

my hair is so 90s retro looking that i once posted a pic on /fa/ in a rate me thread and they thought I was trolling with a random pic from that era.

>>555762507
Dear christ, is the entire male populace turning into faggots??

>>555766626
damn thats fucking perfect

>>/fa/
>>/fa/
>>/fa/
>>/fa/
>>/fa/
>>/fa/

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>>555767414

With your feminine hairdo and embarassing 'facail hair', I would assume fwb means fine white bread. Willing to be corrected on this.

>>555767165
>Pony tail detected.

>>555767952
>facail hair

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Mines a variation on this, only with longer sides

>>555762507
>actually wanting to look gay as hell

bottom gig

>>555766626
Now there's a haircut you could set your watch to.

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>>555768131
Well I wouldn't call it a beard by any standard

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k

>>555762507

>hair styles for quasi-gay peacocking faggots

ftfy

>>555765187

Only an edgy kid whose other nut hasn't dropped would say something like that.

>>555762507

>2014
>getting haircuts

>>555762507
mens hairstyles? mens fookin hairstyles? what are you a fuckin metrosexul faggot!? keep it out of your eyes, over your ears, and off your collar period end of fuckin story you god damn fuckin queers!

>>555765730
brock morgan?

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>>555768713
mfw it is out of eyes, over ears, and off collar

>>555765730
you look like you take it up the dookie chute! what the fuck is wrong with "men" in this country? Ya godamn half a woman fucks. and not even the better half

>>555768713
or you could just be a real man and not give a shit what anybody thinks, and never cut it.

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So sad with these haircuts. Its like a bunch of cool rockabilly bros decided to join the Hitler youth.

>>555769005
end of story. no hair style no fuckin sittin around the beauty shop gabbin with yer fuckin girlfriends talkin bout oooh ill have this one i will
goddamn shoppin fer clothes and havin a closet full shoes WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

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this

>>555769050
bullshit! Ill bet that little queer spends more time in front of the mirror than a house fulla narcissists

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>>555764661
It's weird how the girls I sleep with at Uni tug on my hair during sex

Women care a shitload about a guy's appearance, you dumb retarded beta fuck

Things that don't seem "manly" like fashion or hairstyles actually matter to the hot ones, so If they worry about them, so do I

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I just woke up so it's messy but what the fuck ever

>>555769548
this, if you are bashing people for trying to keep their hair well groomed you are a fucking beta faggot that doesn't understand women.

>>555769548
tahts because all women are closet lesbians. little metrosexual faggots are like trannys to you fuckin queers. they get to fuck a woman and not feel guilty
high and tight you goddamn faggots

Number two all over.
Lasts ages before you need another cut and as long as you don't have a weird shaped head, women will dig it.

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>>555762507
In other words most basic haircut of this faggy generation

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>>555764789
Wow, you could literally post hundreds of pictures of footballers that have great hairstyles and get tons more pussy than Howard

Also

>Implying the bald+beard isn't a hairstyle to begin with

>>555769605
pretty confused at this.. looks like it is a buzz cut like >>555769435 but then you have bangs? wat?

>>555769605
Such a faggot

>>555769605
HAHAHAHAHA GUYS LOOK!! ITS A FAGGOT

>>555769854
>all women are closet lesbians

confirmed virgin

come back when you're a man, sweetheart

>>555769971
yeah it's like the OP but alot shorter and combed forward.

>>555769764
lo fuckin L women are insipid cunts who will believe anything they are told. fine if you wanna fawn over pictures of other mens fuckin hair. just know that means you are a cocksucker

>>555770040
>>555770025
Please, tell me more about myself from one picture. I'd love to know.

>>555762507
Why

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>win

>>555769871
my nig, 3 here
I did it by accident once, asked for style 3 ("holy shit they shaved my head"), and noticed how different and more respectful people are so I kept it
also dat pussy

>>555769891
i'm sure you meant: In other words most faggy haircut of this basic generation

>>555769605
Garrith?

>>555770396
Nope.

>>555770106
lol this isn't like the OP at all

>>555770240
Well you clearly think that cigarette makes you look like a badass, but in all reality you are nothing more than a worthless fatass sack of goddamn puke

>>555770060
suck my dick you metrosexual faggot. I'll have you know I get more pussy than the drop box at the compton dog pound. hair cut...high and tight in and out five minutes same thing every time barber doesnt even ask anymore.
you queers spent half as much time trying to do something with your lives as you do pissin and maonin about your goddamn hair will jackin off to the mens section of sky mall and lands end this would be a differnt fuckin country

>>555769605
>>555766840
>>555765730
>>555764267
>>555762507
ITT people who browse 4chins

>>555770110
This guy gets it.
Real men dont give a fuck, they just let that shit grow and when it gets too long, just burn off the tips with a blow torch, thts what i do anyway. Too busy building a mental 4x4 to worry about a relationship

>>555770553
Nah, I've been trying to quit for a while. But i's like fuck it you know? Who wants to be 50 anyway.

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it's like a cross between the vanilla ice and the johnny rico

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>>555770732
meant for
>>555762507

>>555765730
thats 2007. Get some axe "whatever" and make it a little messy. girls dig messy so hard

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>2014
>Caring about your hair
>Going outside trying to impress people
>Going outside
Heh, I'm not into that. I think the only reason I'm "growing" my hair is because I can use that as an excuse as to why it's so shaggy and dry.

>>555770673
RELATIONSHIP? What the fuck son? RELATIONSHIP? Men don't have goddamned relationship! First time i even saw that word was on my induction form
>Contact in case of death: (relationship)

I had to ask the goddamn gunny what it meant

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the best and always will be

>>555771086
If you're a nigger.

>>555771062
pixelation? pix-a-fuckin-lation!? men don't funkin pixelate thats for fuckin queers. Jesus goddamn Christ is this thread fulla fuckin queers?

>>555762507

This is the mullet of the 2010s.

>>555771081
Fuck, yea your right, relationship sounds gay as fuck! Although i just head down to the corner if im feelin like a fuck, dont have to impress those sluts ahah

>>555771325
No what's for queers is posting your face on any board except /soc/ those "faces of /b/ threads" are a good example of the cancer and I'd rather not contribute. After all this thread is about hair not my face.

>>555771419
The mullet came back in 2010 for like 3 months. In australia alteast

>>555770613
>I'll have you know I get more pussy than the drop box at the compton dog pound

It's like you're beyond help

I'm really sorry for you son

>>555771486
don't chew fuckin know it buddy. if they ain't puttin a cock in it they ain't got no bidniz openin their mouth

>>555762507
Fuck you Op, only hair that should be discussed in this thread is facial hair fuken homo cunt

>>555765730
hey sam

>>555771780
Fucken hell cunt, are you me? I thought /b/ was full of sissy boys and pretty little city folk. Fuck me dead, i have found a real man on /b/ who aint a homo

>>555771665
im not the one prancin into the goddamn beauty shop tellin mabel Oooo I'm feel like a change maybe something with bangs or bob or a paige boy.....
fuck you you sonofabitchin queer

>>555762507
Every time I go to get my haircut I go to a place called 'Dr.Follicles', they give me a beer, and I tell them "you're the artist, I'm the canvas, I don't have time for this 'number two, number eight, number sixty six with a perm' bullshit". Every time I leave feeling satisfied.

I get the feeling you like that hairstyle because people who pull it off manage to pull it off. Chances are you don't and are hoping a haircut will hide how ugly you are.

It won't.

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Batemans hair looks good.

>>555772008
homo-fuckin-sexuals are destroying this country and its shit like this fukin thread that is proof

>>555762507
I've noticed this is a common British haircut but in America you'd get laughed at for having your hair like this.

>>555772170
Too fucking right bastard

>>555772295
too right!

>>555772020
My barber is cool as well, watch Mitch Hedberg and talk about bitches while he cuts my hair.

I'm not ugly, not trying to hide anything. Simply want a proper modern cut.

>>555772226
Have this haircut in America, I also have pussy in America. 1+1 = 2

>>555772087
oooo look another fuckin nancy Stephen fuckin Baldwin an homosexualist if ever there was one

>>555772638
boy pussy you mean
you fuckin poofter

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Really? No love for the flat top?

>>555772782
I give you a 7/10 for the persistence and character creation, pretty funny I am reading it in an irish accent

Lots of cancer in this thread

wish moot would just remove this shit hole of a board

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>2014
>not just letting your hair grow out

>>555765730
sup drake bell

>>555769971
looks like a ceasar? isnt that really short but combed forward?

Alright bitches time to go

It was real
Get a real haircut fucking homos
peace nerds

I have the cut of 'i dont know what the fuck to do with my hair so much has fallen off oh fuck please stop help i dont want to go bald"

I'm 20. Fuck me.

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>>555772010
>What

Meanwhile, sticking on topic...

this is about where mine is, My sides are a bit longer but the top needs to grow out

What do you guys think about the shorter top? I wanted to get lots of length but I feel like the shorter top is a cleaner look

>>555772953
character creation? Im a Barrow from county Donegal and if you fuckin dancin nancies bring your prancin arses to my country you'll find yourselves passin yourself on the way out

have ya somethin to say about gods green gem? you fuckin queer?

>>555772782
> poofter
> not pooftah

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>>555772008
>>555772170
>homo-fuckin-sexuals
>pretty little city folk
>fuck me dead
>ain't

Thanks for all the hot women, lads, cheers

>tfw awkward stage between short & long

>>555765510
It helps but Murray is a bitch to remove after at least when I use to use it

>>555772087
Very few people can pull that shit off, it's definitely a try-hard haircut unless you can make it look like you're not trying hard... like Bateman

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this shit is god-tier

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>>555772020
Damn m8. Y u do dis.

>>555774402
I do somewhat the same thing, I literally tell the girl, "If you've never seen me before, what would be the cut you'd want me to have"

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>>555774842
No, not that this
>>I get the feeling you like that hairstyle because people who pull it off manage to pull it off. Chances are you don't and are hoping a haircut will hide how ugly you are.

>>It won't.

>>555775169
Do what makes you happy. If other people dont like it. Fuck'em. If youre an ugly piece of shit, at least be a happy ugly piece of shit.

>>555775169
>>555775391
The whole point of a haircut is to treat it like an accessory that compliments both your looks, and character, so if your character doesn't match the look, you'll look like a poser

Likewise, if you're ugly, it will just look like you're trying too hard to be not-ugly

idk if that made sense, I'm sorta drunk

Got anything for curly brown hair?

I'm thinning at the front into a shitty widow's peak, and I'm too poor to get hair plugs right now (on the way in the next 3 years, though).

>>555771658
>Australia
>Not being backward assed
choose one

The rest of the world left that shit in the 80's where it belongs

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some people tell me to style it my age :[

shut the fuck up Justin Bieber, stop being so self absorbed

>>555762507
That looks so faggy

>>555762507
What the fuck. Every, and I say every doucheebag or wannbe DB in my sentire country ad that same haircut. It's horrible.
I'm italian, btw

>>555762507

fuccboi detected

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My hair at the moment

>>555778030
It's not too common where I live in the U.S, so chicks dig it

Is that hair cut in fashion right now? 3 of my friendds have that hair cut and also my friends brother.

>>555773368
There's no cure
Im going that way too, planning to shave my head once that it's to obvious I'm going bald

High and tight, oorah

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Not a god tier hair thread without this >

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Mine's kinda similar to this but without all the product. I don't care that much about my hair or male grooming in general. I rock the plain look and always have.

>>555779204
even though i hate them as a group. i feel bad for the people in botdf. Theyre all generally nice people except for dahvie. Hes such a cunt its insane.

If you think it's gay to have a fresh hairstyle you obviously have no idea how women work, and you will never get a girlfriend apart from that fat goth chick that want you for you "inner self".

Faggots

>>555778234
possible trap/10

>>555779840
>group
>two members
>all of them are good but half of them.

>>555778234
>tumblr
you liar

>>555773123
>2014
>thinking you'll get a decent non goth girl looking like that

>>555762507
Ricky Martins bottom then I assume.

>>555762507

Hello hipster plz go hip somewhere else

I wear a beanie everywhere because I have a fucking babyface and anything I do makes me look 16 anyway

>>555770264
Is that hugh bloody jackman

>>555780294
theres more than two people in botdf

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> Not having the elliot Rodgers haircut.
Pleb faggots

>>555779813
you should rock product when you go out

Believe me, women love a guy who cares about his appearance, hair+clothing

>>555772826
Do you need to use any products to keep it straight?

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I got this one, use to have long hair before the army but then I realized what a faggot I was and just kept the shaved head, so far I love it.

>>555780148
No worries m8, I think those farm animals left already

>>555781127
Some guys can pull it off, I for one couldn't in a thousand years

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don't really like the band, ut i like Jayy's hair.

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How do y'all feel about pompadours?

>>555762507
I prefer the shaved head look.

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Do you even grow ?
Samson edition

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>I live for the messy fohawk

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>>555762507
it's like a faggot version of the majestic haircut of The Master

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>having a hairstyle
Are you people gay or something? Just keep the hair short and neat and leave women things to women.

>>555762507
that is the most homosexual haircut i have seen

>>555762719
>>555764898
How do I pull this off as a guy with pretty straight hair?

>>555781543
i'm with you on this, although i like to have it a little bit shorter

>>555781787
you probably just don't

>God tier mens hairstyles

Buzzcut. Anything else means youre a faggot

>>555781787
for me its either i just got it cut a week ago or its shaggy

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huge fag,
but i love his hair so much

>>555762507
>You'll never find the haircut for "you".

>>555781284
But the small problem in it is that when I try to grow a beard I look exactly like Vladimir Lenin

in fact im pretty sure making this thread on /b/ means youre a faggot. Fashion is for chicken heads and followers.

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>>555781320
Do you even NEYMAR

>>555781749
You don't.

>>555781341
I like it m8

>>555781014
>Hair is soft
>Hair isn't soft with product
>Women always bitch about product
>They want my soft hair
>I am cut between product and no product.
fuck me.

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this cut looks pretty fucking awesome to whoever tries it, it did to me

>>555782286
>>555782124
>>555781610

Literally none of us are gay, you poor bastards

When you grow up and realize that some of the hottest women on the planet love to see guys with excellent taste in style (clothing and haircuts) you'll be making one of these threads for yourself someday

>>555762507

Nice cut. Mine is similar, but not quite as clean cut.

I cut mine myself. All you neckbeards saying men shouldn't have hairstyles, kek. Bitches love good hair.

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My hair, clay pomade by Baxter is some good shit

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>>555778234
>tumblr

>>555782502
Try the Sumo Tech, it has a really good hold but your hair stays reasonably soft. You gotta pay for the good stuff

I use the sumo wax, the hold is incredible, I can do 80-100 mph on the highway with the windows down and hair going everywhere, and as soon as I get where I'm going, one run through with my fingers and boom, it's back in the same style I did that morning

>>555781320
It's just a model. Can't picture this thing as decent human being.

>>555783161
I like it, you've got the face for OP's style shough

do a 2 or a 3 on the sides, and let the top grow out m8, bitches will get wet

>>555782714
>When you grow up and realize that some of the hottest women on the planet love to see guys with excellent taste in style (clothing and haircuts) you'll be making one of these threads for yourself someday

And when you are even older than that, have a 9/10 doting wife, are solvent, own your own house and car, you will realise you dont need a haircut to get girls. In fact paying $50 for some guy to mess your hair up makes you a gullible sap, not cool/attractive/awesome. And yes, you are a faggot.

>>555783161
your actually quite handsome /b/ro, I thought I was alone.

>>555780774
You look twelve, fuck off

>>555783441
>wife
>get girls

m8 I think you dun goof'd

I'm in college, of course it fucking matters you colossal dimwitted fuck

>>555766840
Kojima?

>>555762507
I have the same cut as you, OP, with the same... "problem". Better let my top grow a bit more before I cut again.

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All of you pussies with the fucking same haircut will not make women fall for you

>>555762507
>>555764267
>>555766626
>>555768148
>>555773373
You're boring, unoriginal, and have the same haircut as almost ever person with a penis on this planet.

>>555783161
You've got a nice face, buddeh. I think you could play around with it, maybe give some more body, but I'm not sure if that would mesh with your personality / dressing style.

>>555783441
I own a car but i still care about how i look so thats not very relevant is it, because maybe some of us don't want to make ourselfs social outcasts by dressing like hobos and rocking hobo hair like >>555781597

>>555783748
please tell me how i didnt go to college, get more girls than you, was captain of the rugby team and the dealer, with my home made buzz cut you giant fucking faggot.

I forgot to add, 9/10 wife, 6/10, 7/10 fuck buddies who know the score.

You are literally whats wrong with white males. you disgust me.

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>>555762507
Mine.
I cut my own hair, 2ez.

>>555784113
Well obviously you didnt, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to brag about it on be.

Also how stupid do you need to be to risk losing a 9/10 wife over a 6/10 cumdumpster. You're whats wrong with white males, we are supposed to be the race that actually grows there brain and uses it dumbfuck

>>555762507
>God-tier
>Some jersey shore shit

What ever happened to just having a normal haircut, the kind of haircut that cut your hair to make it short, so you could wait a month or two then get it cut again.

That shit you've got isn't designed to do what a haircut is meant to do, thats more like a womans haircut, the kind of haircut that doesnt really cut your hair it just makes it look more.

>>555783441
Keep ur hair unmaintained m8 idc.

knock yourself out bro. some people dont like a style because their insecure and call people who maintain their hair faggots but thats like, your opinion (and insecurity) man.

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>>555784113
Yeah none of that shit is true, if it were, you'd be on my side

Top kek, no need to burden myself further with your shenanigans

enjoy your shitty life, feel free to keep shitposting in this thread instead of banging your wife

>>555782641
looks very good, I might actually cut my hair like that. thx bro

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GOAT confirmed

>>555765940
>Macklemore
>faggot
>doesn't listen to his music

gr8 b8 m8

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>>555784570
So you say that having the same fucking hair cut than every basic white male IS having style ?

Damn white people

>>555784345
>Well obviously you didnt, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to brag about it on be.
Of course. You keep telling yourself that you trendy little faggot i would litterally break you in half.

>>555784585
>Yeah none of that shit is true, if it were, you'd be on my side

You keep telling yourself that you little cunt. Keep paying top money for your hair you little girly beta cunt

>>555784723
It is a style no matter how many people have it, and in a few years it will be a different style than you would be unique again (fuckin hurray)

>and implying youre not white

>>555778234
jesus christ so many tumblr bitches on /b/ cause some newfags had to "raid" them.

>>555784815
Looks like someone is angry we don't believe his lies, go cry to you 9/10 wife faggot

ITT: Beta males and hipsters. Dont you guys know there is a subreddit for this?

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Why ya'll go for sissy hair?

>>555782714
lol
>2014
>thinking women are attracted to haircut rather than body or face or you know money

people with such haircuts are ussualy pussies and sissy faggots with a woman body.

i always smile when i see "men" on streets looking for attention

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>>555768148
Mine's a variation on this, usually sideswept when not back. Gotta get the sides trimmed down again though.

> pic related

>>555785173
Couldnt give a fuck mate, what angers me is you beta pussys comparing fashionable haircuts. Ive seen cock comparison threads that were not this gay.

>>555785291
do you pick up many men with hair like that? its pretty.

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hairs been falling out so much i was forced to finally cut it extremely short/shave it. fucking sucks. i miss styling my hair into spikes n shit

i say, if you have hair, have fun wiht it while it lasts. mohawks, fauxhawks, shaved on sides and slicked back on top, i dunno w/e.

if they ever came out with a magical cure for hair loss i might go with the rusko:

>>555785389
i know I would

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>>555785427

>>555762507

It's a nice haircut, but every fucking cunt and his dog has got it. That shit is so "trendy" you might want to go fuck yourself.

>>555784815
>bragging about toughness on the internet
kek

>money
$10 a month at the salon by my place, shit I think I'm poor now

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from like 2 months ago but same do. brush after shower and let nature do the rest

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>>555785293
Honestly we are all still wondering why this thread is still open in your browser. Care to give us a detailed excuse?

>>555785708
slav detected

>>555785492
you look like you do sweetheart.

>>555785656
$10 - which makes you slightly less of a faggot than the guys that spend $50

>>555780774
Moriarty/10

>>555785268
Women are attrected to status. Looking good is part of that faggot.

>>555785771
Still wondering how I'm a faggot because I've come to the understanding that women love well groomed and well dressed men

Maybe it's the age gap, grandpa

>>555785738
this is YLYL thread

>>555785759
guess again Dildo Faggins

>>555777510

Nice, I like it.

I have one of these haircuts, but I'm not some prick with a beard and tattoos, or wear boat shoes with chinos.

>>555785293
Yeah thats pretty gay, but saying having a good haircut is gay is like saying "having a cool car is gay because you only need to go to places in it, so why should it look good"

>>555785946
fagistan?

>>555785738
Because im fucking mad. It has rustled my jimmies beyond all repair that there is a collection of faggots so faggoty, so estrogen ridden, that they would make a thread about this shit. It boggles my mind. I hate bawww threads and derail those, and this is even worse. You deserve derision. But such is the beauty of /b/. We could be best buds in another thread and id never know you were one of those faggots that buys into this shit, emperors new clothes style. Did i mention your faggotry offends me?

>>555786009
I'm a mutt but so far 2 strikes. tits if you guess any heritage

>>555769054
That hairstyle actually is pretty decent.
The one op posted is hipster hairstyle bullshit.

>>555785892
Maybe i am out of touch with the metrosexual skinny jean generation yes. It doesnt mean youre not a faggot. A suit thread i could get down with. Not haircuts though. Men that style their hair are beta peacocks.

Never before has OP IS A FAG been more appropriate

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>>555786157

Shaved head with beard here. Because I'm a fucking man, not a 12 year old boy.

Look at all you hipster faggots with your undercuts and fluffy fringes. Make me fucking sick. You probably have more hair products than your mother.

Fuck you all.

>>555785708
Shut up Zach Braff!

Seriously, you look like JD mate.

>>555764656
I can't, because green is not a creative colour.

in the past, on message boards with actual women on them, ive had the discussion of 'what kind of hair women actually like on men'. the answers are pretty much the same all across the board. most women like a guys hair to be long enough to run their hands through, but extremely short hair preferably with no product in it. the only guys that shouldl have long hair are guys with faces that can pull it off (extremely handsome and preferably the body to match)

all these hipster styles n shit people are doing are really unneeded. all you need is a decent personality and clean skin and you can talk to pretty much any girl. if having that hair is fun for you then by all means do it. but just know, youre just sporting a gimmick on your head and nothing else.

>>555786312
this totaly

also
half of this thread is tumblr

/fagthread

>>555785996
No a fine car is a thing of beauty (i have an A4, just had to sell my 20 year old vr6 as i couldnt justify paying tax on it when i use it soley as a toy) . You guys strike me as mazda drivers. Or smart cars.

>>555786312
>shaved head
So you're just jealous because you were balding

>>555786312
This.

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Hey its my haircut!

>>555786312

shaved head because you're going bald.

it's a good way of managing it but fuckit you were backed into that corner by baldness

if hipster gets pussy then fuck it. its hair. caring too much about hair is bullshit.

>>555762507

Very very original, did you watch the world cup ?

>>555762507

how is anyone supporting this dyke hipster trash hair

go fucking kill yourselves
cancer summer faggots

damn this threads been alive for a while

>>555786113
the fact I rustled your jimmies makes me happy

Be sure to note I've taken down engines, swam in near freezing water, shoot guns, drink beer and whiskey, play sports, lift weights, fish, drive manual, and bang women

>>555768728
>>555771918
>>555773212
sup

>>555762507
>god-tier hairstyles
>post a pic of the last shitty haircut "à la mode"
flaming faggot in heat

>>555786696

you are cancer

>>555786508
I bought a Honda DA teggy for a grand, had to repair the suspension, shift linkage, and rebuild the engine

>>555786508
Well if you cannot afford an audi or bmw because you're still in college you need other ways of atracting the females. You really think i would care about my hair if it didnt make any difference to girls? I think not, but it just does since im not a millionaires son.

>>555786804
And you are mad

Can't take people with OP's haircut seriously
first gay porn I ever saw when I was 13 was a guy with that haircut getting rammed by a huge black guy
I see guys at my gym with that haircut and can't keep from picturing that scene

lol at the baldfag butthurt ITT

>>555786696
>drive manual
Only in america do people boast about this. In Europe automatics are for old ladies and retards.

>the fact I rustled your jimmies makes me happy
With your colossal faggotry?Youre happy you upset grandpa oldfag by being an effeminate hipster? Bitch you belong on reddit or tubmlr, this is not the place for you.

>>555786508
Also in my country hipster hair is the current douchebag look, and we all know girls love douchebags

>>555787028
Are you from Norway?

>>555786827
>Honda DA teggy
Thats nothing to boast about son.

>>555783161
M8 what hairstyle is that. You look like a model.

>>555786906
If you think trendy haircuts will get you girls, youre wrong. Lift stuff, punch stuff, repeat young man. And shave that faggoty mess off youre a man not a fucking peacock.

>>555781543
It's spelled fauxhawk you gigantic faggot

>>555787114
No netherlands

>>555786913

i have every right to be mad with fucking faggots like you invading this shitty forum because you just got out of school and cant gargle fucking cocks with your fucking nigger ugly hipster not-a-comb-over

>>555769605
bateo?

>>555787251
You think i dont already lift stuff and punch stuff, im not stupid you know

>>555787413
>im not stupid you know
Youre posting in a haircut thread on /b/, of course i think youre stupid.

>>555771062
you should wash your face more often, some kind of skin condition going on there

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Rate

>>555787413
Well vica versa eh

>>555765730

That is the supidest fucking photo angle ive ever seen. Jesus christ.

>>555787653
>>555787817

>>555787817
Im only here to tell you youre all faggots that disgust me, and that trendy haircuts will never get you women.

>>555762507
So, you're basically telling us you're macklemore?
Or a faggot?...Wait...

>>555787904
Well i can tell you from my own experience that it will. You can as confident as you want if you look like a caveman you have no chance