Rate my dating history /b/
nigga, you went full beta sticking with the 4 when she was a cunt, but you redeemed yourself with the current. you best tax that ass for days nigger
Yeah idk everyone else disagreed but I always found her really attractive. Rammed that ass twice today. She's leaving for cali for a month in a few hours so had to get in as much as possible.
OP, got more of First Kiss girl?
Tried to find pics from prom in case people asked for proof but I think she deleted them. It was like 7 years ago.
You're third ex looks like my fiancé except she probably didn't have my child
Nice, got moar? I believe you BTW, why shoudn't I?
Why did you break up?
Yeah I just wanted to have pics of me with each of them on hand in case some nigger asked. Uhh mostly because it was freshman year of high school and no car so I couldn't visit her enough.
damn that sucks ass. She looks like the best one as far as looks go. How was she? Usually cute chicks are a bit off.
how was it dating him?
2 years.. damn you have wasted so much time of your life.
Such a long time ago but she was super sweet. Can't recall a single time when she was a bitch.
Is she really that ugly to yall? Like idk I thought she was beautiful.
Weird, I always thought she was really pretty. Easily had best body of the 4 though.
not ugly but way worse than others.
Good on you, OP. You had nice chicks in your life. How long are you with the current one? Also pls more pics of the first one, I really find her cute.
Honestly, it may just be that she's making that retarded face in all the pictures that simply accentuates all her bad features.
i.e. Head looking down making forehead appear bigger, forehead scrunched up, snarky smile giving the appearance of harsh lines on her face etc.
But hell, she may just look like that by default.
This. She looks a bit like FMU, but all of her pictures are very unflattering.
Coming up on 4 months but I've known her longer and I'm pretty sure she'll be the last. When you find the right one you just know. I'll see if I can dig up more pics.
Idk I feel like if people saw all 4 in person they'd rate her differently
What about this picture? I still don't know what yall are talking about.
7/10 for me. Really nice!
also do you have more nudes? I want to see ass/titties to be able to rate better.
Rate mine OP
Your First 2 were decent, 3rd I wasn't a fan of. 4th looks like a great a time
Just read it all through.
Nice history of girls, mate. Well done.
I do agree about the weird forehead thing though. Strange default face for photos.
Great body on her though
First kiss is super pretty. You have more of current? I'm sure she's pretty that's just not the most flattering pic imo
Yeah she looks a lot better in person. GREAT body.
Exactly what I was thinking hahaha
She's probably the most sane, well composed girl I've ever met.
Idk we dated the longest and last few months before it ended we talked about getting married. Was definitely an important part of my life and like I'm just kinda surprised people don't see her as beautiful as I thought she was.
Her tattoo is barely legible. kek
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lurking, post story, OP.
Also you are first OP in a long time who is not a complete faggot. Glad to be in the htread.
Well it's from a Manchester Orchestra song, you can read the meaning behind the song at the bottom but basically I was her second boyfriend and her first was a piece of shit and got her pregnant her senior year of highschool and I'm from a wealthy neighborhood and not the ghetto so very uncommon. She had a miscarriage and completely unrelated to the miscarriage she got into a car accident that almost took her life where she needed physical therapy for months afterwards the same year. Read the meaning of the song and you'll understand why it's so special to her. http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858738480/
Oh shit nigger what are you doing with that monstrosity?!
first kiss and lost virginity to same girl. We went 20 months before she decided she wanted to cheat on me sooo I just missed out on the dated for 2 years, and I'm currently single. Cannot be arsed filling out the board
No doubt. She's amazing in literally every regard.
Only thing I don't like about myself is I'm really skinny. But I feel like I'm a decent looking guy. Kinda hesitant but might post a pic.
I'm here to serve!
Here ya go sir
Not anymore, funny story about that. When I was dating Frankenstein she opened up picasa (thinking it was chrome) on my laptop and nudes of her were first pictures that happened to load. She got all mad and to be honest I didn't even realize I still had them. They were in some random folder I lost track of but yeah she got all emotional and made me delete them.
the nude is a bit too skinny for me, I don't do whales but I can tell she has, for example, a thigh gap when stood up and they just don't do it for me
Well you pulled good quality (in terms of looks at least) girls. Quite jelly here.
Also, careful on what you do, it sounds like you're clearly still not over your ex. Just make sure you don't fuck over qt3.14
How do you think I kept the ones I posted earlier post breakup? :P "Delete EVERYTHING! I want to WATCH you delete them." "Sure thing!"
They weren't the best nudes anyways because she was self conscious about her body so I nuked them.
yeah i'm sure you learned your lesson
i have like 3 copies of each picture i dont want to lose on my computer so if my gf stumbles upon one i can delete it and i have 2 copies (truecrypt keeps them safe too)
fyi I hold hands with my neice when she crosses roads and my mom kissed me on the cheek three weeks ago. not everyone on /b/ is a stereotypical loser neckbeard
Oh I actually am. We broke up because we were really bad with communication and she ran back to her first boyfriend. I was so bothered by everyone's low score mostly because I feel like I have high standards and want to defend the girls I date lol. I'm madly in love with my current.
First kiss, dated 5.5 years, wasted a lot of my life.
R8 mine first
Alright you worked me up to it. Here's a pic of the both of us.
is... is that a man?
Makes sense. I think it's really that dumb forehead scrunch that she does in her pictures. In the one you posted with her just smiling she definitely looks better than in the others, she actually seems to be the most mature looking of the bunch. (Not necessarily a bad thing)
you look sexy as fuck OP. you have that non treatening confident social guy look.
Also gratz on the lady. you look like a couple that makes other people jealous on FB
She could be really sweet at times and was childish a lot but not in a bad way. Playful might be a better word. The biggest thing is she was very emotional and 99% of the time listened to her heart more than her head.
haha people believe this shit. role playing their fantasy life and 4chan plays along.
Rate my Ex. We just broke up.
omg keep them coming everyone eats this shit up. it's like you guys want to believe so bad you don't see the bs
Yea sure Nothing racy though, I'd only seen her tits three times and naked once.
Here is me with my with my first kiss and my first sodomy.
dog, why you on /b? seriously. Go make her some pancakes or something before she gets up. She seems like the kind of girl that if she left, you'd be rekt.
just find a timetable or pattern where you can both just sit down and skype for a bit, dont be afraid to get a little bit frisky over skype too, keep her interested, the "omg, i miss you so much" shit only works for so long
So she's leaving to find someone better? You had your shot at happiness, then.
Get ready to get the breakup news soon and have fun being alone again.
enjoy your month of excessive masturbation to loud freaky porn!
Unfortunately she was very insecure and always thought I should leave her for someone better. This was a huge issue.
Anyways, summer approached and we had to decide what we would do. I had said that I'd love to stay together, and she said we had to be in serious relationship, and I said yea that's great. So come summer we were still pretty happy with each other. She was working at the Uni and so she was very busy and would be stressed at times and I guess it tested her ability to stay in this long-distance relationships. She felt obligated to communicate because she thought she was in control of my happiness. Anyways, a few days ago, we are talking and I just randomly ask her "Do you think we'll be together a year from now?" She straight says "I don't think we'll be together by the end of summer." Boy was she right. Anyways, we get into this whole discussion about how she's so young and she wants to be wild and free and instead she's exhausted and drained. So she says she wants to maybe break up or take a break, I suggested I let her do what she wants, fuck who she wants, as long as I retain the title of boyfriend. She agreed.
Anyways, that night I just couldn't sleep because I was thinking about her fucking some Greek fuck. I spend the next day thinking about it, and I spend the next next day thinking more and I ended up writing a 1500 word analysis of our issues and explaining my side. (She kept saying she was VERY confused so I thought it would help) And I sent it to her and she read it and said she loved that I did that, but she didn't have an answer yet.
I ended up calling her after seeing that she changed her relationship status, but I woke her up, she got mad, even though she seemed okay at first, and told me that I don't care about how exhausted she is so we should end it.
mfw I'm a Greek fuck
Sorry to hear that man. You think its just a hiccup and you'll get back together or is it over for good? God knows how many times me and my gf of 2 years broke up and immediately got back together.
Really no. I could take all the shit she had for me, I was interested in not being bored, not being alone, and the sex/making out. I am one who can adapt for the sake of the relationship. I'm definitely not devastated right now, but it sure is going to suck having to find another girlfriend considering that the way I got her was pure luck.
I hope we'll get back together. I told her I'm open to letting her back into my life. For now I've removed every trace of her minus a few photos I could post. This one is from Facebook.
damn, that's eerily close to what happened to me with my gf, apart from after agreeing to an open relationship while drunk, i took the agreement back after I sobered up - I was never comfortable with it to begin with - she then decided that she was having an open relationship anyway, and went behind my back and lied to me about hinting that she wanted sex to a male friend and that she refused to see me that weekend because she was planning on going out and getting fucked (by a random stranger)... we broke up a couple of weeks ago.
Yea sure. Actually I wrote down a lot about us because I felt that writing shit down was the best way to got through things logically and she seemed to love it. But I'll just tell you the important shit.
So I'm in Uni and she's my neighbor. We don't talk for two quarters because she doesn't really know me and I had no classes with her and I was too awkward to talk to someone I wasn't good friends with. I saw her as the top of my potential girlfriends and one night we get drunk, she says she admires me, I say fuck it and tell her I really like her. We go back to her room, make out, almost fuck, but I didn't have a jimmy hat and I didn't think it would be nice to fuck if I had intentions of staying for the long hall. The next morning it was weird, but I told her straight out that I wanted something with her.
the worst part was, she was the one with trust issues... She never completely trusted me because of issues in her past, but I trusted her and I did all I could to support her, yet it was she that went behind my back and betrayed me...
That shit stings yano
Trust issues are the fucking worst. I had serious trust issues because of what happened with me and the girl I dated for 2 years but luckily it's not affecting my current relationship.
Guys. While we're discussing exes, I had a fantastic fucking moment today.
It occurred to me that a girl I dated got pregnant shortly after we went out and it has been on my mind for 4 years. Lately I've been scared shitless that she'd turn up with "my" kid, out of the blue.
Just stalked her social media accounts, where thankfully she's vapid enough to log everything that has happened to her in the last 10 years. Turns out she fell pregnant AT LEAST TEN MONTHS after we last met.
After this victory I decided to check out my big ex. The first girlfriend I had in high school that I dated for 8 years until she broke the shit out of my heart.
She's dating a fat guy with brown teeth that works in the same field as her, and she just posted to facebook that she got robbed.
Life is so fucking fantastic, I'd wake up my wife to laugh with her if it weren't so massively inappropriate to do so.
I fucking love you, /b/. Everything will turn out alright sometimes.
Fucking attention whore fucks ruining this website go back to facebook
I'm glad I don't main /b/ when there are threads like this and RATE MEH shit fucking all the time
Well I like to think of myself as the easy going joker whenever in a group. But basically I hang out with this one circle most of the time and one of them has a gf who I became pretty good friends with. One time I asked her how her weekend was and she was like "oh it was good just spent it with my friend current gf" and I like messing with her so I'm just like "oh yeah? Is she single? Is she hot?" when I had no intention of meeting her and I was pursing other girls but after a few weeks it became this inside joke among my friend group that I was crazy about her friend...
Lesson for the future: a girl leads you on like that and suggests she wants to sleep around, you dump her immediately and crush her little heart.
No doubt, no doubt,
She was one of the stupidest girls I've ever met.
Anyways. I ended up being selected to go on a service trip for my university and my friends gf tells me her friend got the same trip as me. So we start talking really casually but I say to myself I would never date her because I'm really conservative and she's super liberal and I thought we were too different.
Eh. Like I said, we were on summer break, so it was kinda understandable, and I just really enjoy being in relationships. I think I understand myself enough to where it isn't like a "I can't stand to be with myself" issue. I just enjoy performing romantic gestures and women are attractive
You're doing it all wrong. If you tell a girl you are open to her coming back she has the safety net she needs to sit on all the dicks she can muster.
that's a jizz rag as far as I'm aware
well you obviously don't enjoy the thread, so it's mutually beneficial if you don't have something useful to contribute
Well I've already told her that, and if she needs to do that it's what she needs to do. Not saying I'll take her back if she does that, but I can be persuaded if all those dicks made her more reasonable to deal with.
Anyways we ended up going on this service trip to Chicago and she was the only girl I kind of new so I spent most of my time getting to know her and we became really close and ended up talking until 4am some nights but nothing romantic. After we got back to the university, my frat bros wanted me to come downtown so I invited her and we had a few drinks and went back to my place and instead of sex we just ended up watching Rick and Morty and talking. After about a week of hanging out we both decided to give dating a shot (we were both hesitant because of shitty last relationships) and we've been solid ever since. Couldn't be happier. It's just funny because when I first met her it was this inside joke that I would date her to bug her friend when I actually said I would never date her.
you're better off finding someone brand new, she will walk all over you if she's able to manipulate you in any real way. Cutting her out is the safest option for you in my opinion
Lost virginity = really cute ( on this pic at least, I'm sure you only picked the best ones kek )
Current gf = not as cute, but combined with good personality traits a keeper material
Yeah it caught me off guard because I wasn't looking to get serious with anyone at all. Gf of 2 years turned me off to serious relationships for a while.
Thats how my last relationship ended. only difference is i was with my girl for 3 years. she started hanging out with this slutty stripper bitch and hinted she wanted to fuck some1 else. she admitted that she did and i almost killed that bitch. I was gonna hang her with some para cord from this sword i bought. I fucked the shit out of her came in her mouth and sent her home to her mom naked and crying. b4 she left I slapped the shit out of her and broke the necklace on her neck her grandmother gave her and dragged her out the car naked, drove off, blocked her from facebook, changed my number(all same day) and never spoke to her again. I also took everything out of her savings account and spent it taking out my ex and fucked my ex same day. I was so fucking mad because I was faithful and honest with this bitch. passed up so much other finer girls. three year for FUCKING WHAT? LMAO. I cried so many night over her. never make a bitch your happiness. you gotta make your own happiness because everything else is a fuking illusion that can end in an instant. 2 months later my car gets keyed. she knows me so she wouldnt fuck with me directly. The things I did for her and men i beat nearly into a coma for her. Once some dude did a fucking credit card scam on her. I got MY people to find him and then i beat him mercilessly. I should of let the dumb bitch stand her loses cause things like that wouldnt happen to me but i seen her as an extension of myself and took it personally. long story short let a dumb bitch be.
I remember my first kiss from (third grade I believe) approximately 14 years now after it happened and the name of the girl it was with and I'm a guy. There's nothing weird about remembering new and unique experiences due to the intense, positive emotions felt at the time. It's just another happy memory in the end.
Yeah I mean I wanted to know how serious she was because I could see how happy we made each other and we got really fucking close and know everything about each other but didn't wanna be like "hey so like it's our 1 month anniversary would you marry me one day?!?" But as I've mentioned she's so rationale there was one day I was trying to be discrete and asked her if she saw us being together for a while and she said "Don't worry I'm here to stay."
Follow this advice
If you need the closure I would advise telling her you have made a decision that you are not taking her back and don't wish to remain in contact anymore, so she at least gets a taste of how being shit on feels. But otherwise, just break contact, don't dwell on it and find a girl who isn't going to dick you around.
Hold onto nudes though. Women can be viscous and it pays to have some leverage.
whatever floats your boat man, personally, I am not gunna forget shit about that sort of thing, it's a special moment, if you don't see it that way, that's just you but don't go judging others for what they deem important to remember
Right? I still remember my dad dropping us off at her place and giving me a look like "don't be a pussy" and then looking away as I walked her up to her door.
29 years of solid relationship spent with a cutie like this. Don't be mad OP. You'll find stability once.
I'm gunna tell her that exact thing when I next see her.
When she got her most recent phone, the contract had to be put into my name since she was 17 and I was 18, (I also had to put down a £100 refundable deposit) so I have to meet up with her to change that
mine was at the cinema, we were messing about as we were waiting for the theatre to open and I just decided I wanted to
no 2. Btw in the first photo, are those her real eyes or is she wearing contacts/shooped, they are really pretty
rate my ex guys
she is my brother's friend's sister
she also went to my school
try seeing some women that won't get you arrested.
unfortunately man, I have to go, it's a shame cos I really enjoyed this thread but I wish you the best of luck with current, and I hope I'm that lucky when I go to my apprenticeship in Autumn
What's with that fucking forehead?
1 - 9/10 and 4 - 9.5/10 are cute as hell, 2 - 10/10 is a hottie, and 3 - 6.5/10 (I've worked at Walmart, I've seen way worse than her. Plus extra half-point for her eyes) looks like a major chain-smoker with all the face wrinkles but has a decent enough figure and looks alright with make-up on (I saw the rest of the pics added in the comments already). As long as everything is true (I'm skeptical of everything posted over the internet) then kudos to you. Also, if 3 was a "good lay" then it could've easily been worse.
Trying to think of other girls I dated
and if the girl on your picture made one, you'd wouldn't be there at all.
It's priveleged white male story hour!!! God I wish I had enough money to get girls like these, especially ones out of poor areas with miscarriages and act like their white bread saviour. I come to /b/ to escape the fact that the middle class is quickly dissappearing and that the gap between rich and poor is widening and instead I find this thread. they are even here as well! Oh well, it was just a matter of time. Frats and weekends away and long talks and daddy paying for everything. Yeah I'm bitter - but I know that is what we all are here for anyway. OP really doesn't care and fuck probably I shouldn't because he is going to get married and be paid out in the next 5 years without them debts and shit. Just the roll of the die I guess OP but it still gets to me. Oh and I'm not a bleeding heart liberal, that's why I guess I don't hold it against you entirely. Everyone's gotta take their chances and make what they can and when I get mine I won't be thinking that folks like I used to be deserve a handout - but sometimes you just wish you had enough margin of time and money to experience the love of good women like these girls are undoubtedly are. But I guess we are all dealt the hands we are supposed to play. Just seems that the gap is becoming bigger and I have a sneaking feeling it won't be closing anytime soon or at the least evening to give some of us a chance to make the jump. /b/ is the last place I thought I'd be dealing with these thoughts. Fuck.
feet fag pls go
What the fuck dude