Anyone here from or by north myrtle beach, SC? Going there on vacation. Renting condo on the beach. How's the weed laws, price of booze, the women, etc?
Where...where am i?
>>555320203
weed is strict as fuck. dont get caught. booze isnt too bad and girls are usually everywhere
>>555320454
EFG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU
>>555320454
Found you !
Am I alive?
>>555320203
South Carolina reporting in
Myrtle Beach is a shit hole
864 represent
>>555320684
You're in heaven. You drowned after touching a nigger penis. I'm chris hanson with Dateline NBC.
>>555320684
hello i am heaven and ur a fag. gtfo
>>555320684
Nope
>>555320583
Like how much is a beer at the average bar? I pay around 2.50-3.50 here in IL
>>555320684
did you died?
EFG!
>>555320684
its ok bro
you're safe here
no niggercocks in sight
>>555320203
This poor thread is going to get derailed b4 it even starts
It's as if nothing happened...it's just me here.
>>555320203
You ain't gonna get any weed
I was just up there, man. Apparently a bush smelled of weed, but last time I check plants don't do drugs so I think you're out of luck
>>555321105
Do you still have your pen?
...me and my fucking button!
>>555321105
Be wary EFG. That dick could still be around
>>555321105
Hey, what's that behind you?
we here bro we see you
>>555321237
Press it
>>555321237
what does the button do?
>>555321105
EFG!
>>555321237
Press it.
>>555321237
You must do it.
>>555321237
PUSH THAT BUTTON!
>>555321237
'tis your destiny
>>555321237
press it, see what happens. It will give you all the answers you seek.
dont do it efg
you know what you must do
EFG you need to learn when to stop touching things
Here we go! Round 2
trow it away!!
>>555321675
Oh shit he's doing it
>>555321675
bad idea. oh well, your problem
>>555321675
Nooooooooooo
>>555321675
Prepare your anus
OH BOY!
>>555321675
Kaboom
>>555321675
>inb4
>>555321675
>>555321792
You were worried for nothing. It's just a red thing!
>>555320203
shit OP. im vacationing there in a couple weeks
>>555321953
Oh fuck!
RUN EFG
looks bad, run
>>555321953
RUN EFG, RUN!!!
>>555321953
Is that a portal?
>>555321953
just run. run and don't look back. please i beg you
>>555321953
Shits not good. Shit is not good.
>>555321953
That's no red thing.
It's an anus.
>>555321953
eat it
Myrtle Beach is a shit tier tourist trap. Over priced everything, back woods redneck ass cops.
>>555321953
Aww fuck
>>555321675
aw shit>>555321953
IDS HAVENING
RUN MAN, RUUUUNNNN!
>>555321953
Put ur dick in it..
>>555321953
you've done it now EFG, hope you prepared your anus
>>555321953
HOLY FUCK ITS BACK TO FINISH THE JOB
>>555320871
agreed
>>555321953
Red dot?
>>555322334
OH FUCK
>>555322334
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
FUCKING RUN
>>555322334
>>555322334
NOOOO
>>555321953
get away from it NOW
>>555321986
I'll be there 10-16th Aug. I'll be a guy walking down the beach drunk off my ass.
>>555322334
aaaand here comes the sage
>>555322334
Run!
>>555322334
Hurry wip out your dick
>>555322334
GODDAMNIT EGF
LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU
>>555322334
Poke his eyes out
>>555322334
oh fuck shit's about to go down
>>555322334
get away EFG
>>555322334
KILL IT!!!
>>555322334
OH FUCK THIS IS THE END.
RUN EFG RUN
>>555322334
PUSH THE BUTTON AGAIN!!
>>555322334
ooooooooooooooooooooo
>>555322334
FUUUUUUUUUU
>>555322334
)
Hide
>>555322334
Shit efg you fucked up again nigger
>>555320880
least recognized funny comment.
>>555321105
Holy fuck!
>>555322334
>>555322491
ill be there 3 weeks before ya. i will be that same guy
>>555322334
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR GUN
>>555320871
agreed, also 843 master race
>>555322980
>>555322334
THE GUN EFG THE FUCKING GUN.
Maybe if we find that niggercock we can pit them against each other
>>555322725
Nobody gives a fuck about some random comment,did you want us all to say"lel" "kek"
Efg is here nobody cares
>>555323134
eat a dick turbo nigger.
>>555322334
Lead it back to the room filled giant nigger semen so it might drown...
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
>>555323308
OH SHI-
>>555323308
Aids happened
>>555323205
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
nope
>>555323308
MUTILATION! MUTILATION! MUTILATION! MUTILATION!
>>555323308
Matate por favor
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, nooooooo efg!
>>555323308
Did EFG died?
>>555323308
OH FUCK
FUCKSHITFUCK
>>555323308
Ooooh shit! EFG are you okay?
>>555323308
Fucking hit the tv to get the signal back
tommy collapsed time and space
oh shi-
>>555320871
Agreed, but it can be fun as fuck. 803 report in
>>555323308
WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE
>>555323308
e-efg? ... no
>>555323308
i use to do that effect for car crashes in ms paint when i was 8.
>>555323308
a nigger put his dick in your eye
>>555323308
Looks like you applied a filter to your photo
>>555323308
EFG merges with it and trancends to planar form
>>555323605
efg is god
>>555320871
agreed. 803/843 hybrid master race reporting
>>555323605
um.... no.
*nnnm...Giant..Face...Get...Away...*
>>555323308
>>555323834
ffs
>>555323834
>inb4 get thread
>>555323834
It was all just a wet dream...
>>555323834
shit nigga, you scared me.romipu was
>>555323834
Fucking Shamalymadingdongaroo makes better twists than this
>>555323834
rekt
W-what? Oh shit, it was all just a bad dream. It's the strangest thing, i had a terrible one last night too...
>>555323834
EFG looks like you were having a wet dream
>>555323834
Quick! look under the covers!!
WHO KILLED JR???
>>555323834
it was just a dream
>>555323834
>>555323834
efg wake your stupid nigger ass up
>>555323834
WAKE UP EFG
>>555323994
WE GONNA HAVE WORDS
>>555322491
this is all anything any guy does there.
and then the locals laugh and take your bitch home because you're a dumbass tourist
>inb4 thomas is back
>>555323994
Oh tell me about it I'm so interested
>>555323994
inb4 thomas
>>555323994
and under the covers...
>>555323994
check under covers. get one of those token things from inception to make sure you arent dreaming inside a dream
>>555323994
>>555323994
fucking neet
>>555323994
What was that one about?
>>555323994
thomas is under your bed nigger
>>555323834
mfw
>>555324237
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM
>>555323994
EFG, you are still dreaming
is tommys surname; krueger?
i think i peed a little
EFG isn't dreaming, he's in a coma
>>555324453
Then dreams can really still come true?! Check my 7!
>>555324618
Oh EFG so close
>>555324618
Damnit, a second time efg. Second time you failed in that
>>555320886
7.00 if your gonna go to touristy places. And you will. Because your a faggot.
>>555324618
kek, #rekt
>>555324618
*WINDOWS ENCOUNTERED ERROR*
>>555324618
so close
>>555324618
EFG strikes again
>>555324618
every fucking time
>>555324618
So close, man..
>>555324618
Not a 7, here take mine.
>>555324618
Oh you
>>555324453
we inception now?
>>555324618
7 get
>>555324618
Kek
>>555324618
you were close, oh. so. close.
>>555324618
Damnit, a second time efg. Second time you failed in that
>inb4 his next post ends in 7
>>555324618
>>555324618
take my 7 efg!!!!
>>555324827
tacoclot wins.
Fuck. Nothing left to do but go back to sleep..
>>555324618
>>555324618
>>555324970
>>555324970
NO, THOMAS IS THERE. HE'S LIKE FREDDY. YOU DIE IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE NIGGA
>>555324970
No, Thomas is waiting for you in dreamland
>>555323028
damn str8 son
>>555324970
sleep is for the weak efg.
>>555324970
Fucking get your lazy ass out of bed
>>555324970
Goodnight EFG
>>555324876
Close is never an option.
>>555324970
Fap fap fap
>>555324970
just fap and get it over with nigger
do you guise here the rape train cummin? i don't think it has brakes
Goodnight EFG, I'm going to go watch Star Wars
>>555320871
843 reporting in
Myrtle Beach sucks
>>555325231
you are pretty close right now
>>555325231
EFG YOU GOTTA STAY AWAKE!
>>555325363
choo choo mutha fucka
>>555325231
what will you do about it then EFG?
>>555325474
Get a 7.
>>555324128
I'll be taking their bitch back to her place and fucking her in her man's bed. Who the Fuck takes their chick on vacation, shittt.
>>555325363
>here
>hear
>>555325669
7 get
>>555325669
>>555325669
you made it worse EFG!
>>555325669
You got 69. Close enough
>>555325669
god your such a faggot. your mother hates you.
>>555325669
Here, take mine.
>>555325710
you dont get it
the bitches here only fuck the dudes with the most camo on
its bunch of redneck fucks
>>555325719
i'm typing in the dark
Anyways guys, i'm out. I'll see you next time EFG decides to make an appearance.
>>555325669
you'll never get a 7 (if i do)
>>555326102
suck a nigger cock bitch
>>555325968
there is some classy shit now in cammo. try a little. wear what the old rich white people wear, that shit is fabulous
>>555325669
You're pathetic. You can't get a seven if your life depended on it.
>>555326102
Welp, time to screencap and edit both threads.
>>555326102
see you.
>>555326214
I bet your one of them reddifags. enjoy the karma
>>555326178
>classy
>camp
Inbred sister fucker detected
>>555326102
Well, it was fun.
>>555326410
kek
being this mad
>>555326446
>>camp
do you see really rich old white people 'camping'?
fuck no son you don't. they bring a fucking 16 wheeler worth of shit, they don't 'camp'. they live.
>>555326178
if it aint tiedyed
or some sacred geometry
or some grateful shit on it
i dont want it
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