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So guys I made a thread yesterday night about a French Tumblr

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So guys I made a thread yesterday night about a French Tumblr I found about Feminists PMing a comic drawer about stories they experienced. The job of this guy is to draw the stories and replace all men with crocodiles, to show " the bad sides of men ".

Project is called " Crocodiles Project " and they are all in french. I begun the translation of some of them ( the most interesting ones ) first, and I'm providing you in this thread the already translated ones.

Have fun guys!
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>>555208610
wtf, that's hilarious.
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>>555208610
Thanks op

I had leave that other thread. Keep on dumping
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>>555208947
Glad you like them, my work isn't pointless.
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Bumping with more.
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Well that hadn't the same popularity as yesterday. Nevermind I'll keep posting them.
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Bump for interest
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It keeps happening!
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>>555209324
I am lurking, continue posting.
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you have my interest good sir
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>>555209426
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I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE FAGGOT ASS TUMBLR QUEERS STEALING OUR FREEDOMS!
SIGN THIS PETITION SO WE CAN RECLAIM 4CHAN
>https://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-quit-stealing-my-freedoms
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" These are true stories send by fellow users of Tumblr "
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I think the point of the comics are retarded coming from angle but overall women are just retarded and can't handle be hit on... good job tho
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>>555209860
2/2
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" Attackerino at pizzarino. "
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>>555208610
noice
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>>555209969
>strong independent womyn
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" How to pick up a girl in braille "
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This one is my favorite of them all.
1/2.
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>>555210356
2/2
>Drama
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Wow this thread is gonna 404 soon without bumps or answers.
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>>555210470
link the fucking tumblr right goddamn now i am crying tears of soy this is fucking golden
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i dont get quite some of these
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>>555210558
Okay, bump.
Also, what the fuck, this is gold
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>>555210597
It's in french man. I hope you're bilingual because there are some parts difficult to understand.

http://projetcrocodiles.tumblr.com/

Anyway bumping with more.
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>>555210597
It's in French
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serial discussion.

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>>555210904
2/4
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>>555210973
Holy shit that's intense
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>>555211045
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New one!

>Racism included.
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yay it's an infographic now ...
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>>555211240
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ola queta
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pretty much nothing here really happened.

fucking feminists.
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>>555211130
bamp
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>>555211304
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wat
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>>555210470
those bitches have lots of car related trauma
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>>555211404
4/4
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This is /b/ level I guess.
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some people are assholes. the end. thanks feminists
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I'm gonna already run out of translations. Damn it. I still have some to propose you. After that that will be live translation.

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>>555211404
>Friend has been drugged and could be having a potentially dangerous reaction.
>I hope we don't get harassed.
Fucking womyn.
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>>555211742
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God damn lesbos.
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I remember laughing to tears with that one.
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>>555211817
So ... Are these made to try to show how feminism is great and men are evil, or is it a satire? I really don't know.
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>>555208610
The world needs more people teranslating shit.
Respects to OP !
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>>555211467
FUCKING MEXICANS
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LAST ONE? REALLY????

Okay guys don't panic, gonna translate more for you. Just keep reacting to the previous ones and bump so I can provide more.

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>>555209426
>the way you're dressed, a fucking whore.

It's weird that women fight so much for the right to dress like whores when men don't even have any lewd clothes that are considered normal clothing they could wear.

So should I be fighting for the right to wear leather clothes that show my cleavage?
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>>555212130
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You guys consumed all my collection. That took so much time for so little ... >:(
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>>555211817
man i should pretend to be a feminist and submit the story of the time i got really drunk and high and turned into a lizard in the city at like 1am and crawled on all fours (feet though not knees) faster than my buddies and had these 2 girls in front of me turn around and one said "i'm going to kick you in the face" so i hissed at them and they went fucking pale and walked away really quick while i slunk upstairs into the park we were going to drink in.

fucking bitches. i was just having fun.
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>>555212130
Wow, many work.
Very translation.
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>>555212130
Moar
>what if we alter theses comics just a tad so it can reflect our thoughts and views and then repost them on tumblr
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This is how to take part guys. If you are interested to troll this guy, you can send your story and I'll send them for you.
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>>555210558
If you have a shirt on that is displaying your fucking sexual organs, of course people are going to stare.
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>>555212418
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>>555213145
yes this moar of this
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>>555212952
send me stuff that never happened and I make a over the top cliché comic out of it.
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>>555212952
Haha oh man so hard. I bet half of these are trolls/exaggerated
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>>555213256
This.

/thread
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>>555213145
Oh man this could be glorious.
I'm translating more, this could be ammo for Tumblr Raids.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRING!
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>>555213462
How would this bother Tumblr turds?
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>>555213732
tumblr detected
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Anyone else reminded of this artist?
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>>555209675
Ha, that's genuinely funny.
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I'm going as fast as I can I swear.

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>>555213806
Seriously, how would these "bother" Tumblr?
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>>555210904
>>555210973
>>555211045
>>555211130
The anti feminist croc is the greatest this shits gold Op keep dumping plz
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>>555213960
wrong guy bud
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>>555213927
>>555214126
These just demonize men. Tumblr enjoy that sort of thing. Feminists demonize men to make themselves feel better about not being able to get the man they wanted to marry them, not being able to get any man to marry them, or they're a lesbian and they resent that men have married all the straight girls they had crushes on.
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>>555213898
How would this bother tumblr turds?
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>>555211982
why aren't the bitchy women also crocodiles?
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>>555212270
How would this bother tumblr turds?
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Once me and my female friends (i was 18 at the time and they were 16-17) went clubbing, and they kept getting filmed upskirt by one or more older men (probably 50-something). The girls (especially one) got really uncomfortable, so we decided to fight back. Everytime that guy would start filming again or if any guy would make lewd gestures or grind, i proceeded to dance with them in a really sexual way. It turned out effective, and we laughed about it later.
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>>555214306
It wouldn't, I just felt like making it.
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>>555212130
How would this bother tumblr turds?
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>>555213927
HOW DARE HE LOOK AT MY CLOTHED BOOBS THAT IM PUTTING RIGHT IN HIS FACE
*actively looking at his dick*
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>>555212952
How would this bother tumblr turds?
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>>555214637
>*actively looking at his dick*
This.
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>>555213927
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>>555214764
>>555214826
>>555214886
>>555214949

You are not funny.
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>>555210037
haha wtf
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>>555215086
>>555215029
>>555215018
>>555214949
>>555214886
>>555214826
>>555214764

based spiderman, the hero /b/ needs
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Why all the man are crocodiles even the ones having a positive role in the story? What's the meaning of this, all men are by nature fucking animals ?
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>>555215029
That's something you have in common with him then
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>>555210356
bahahaha best one yet
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>>555215192
I'm taking over this pro-Tumblr thread.
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>>555212226
Easy solution would be to unbutton your pants zip your zipper all the way down and walk around with a full erection screaming at the feminist scum staring at your dong calling it stare rape
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>>555215202
The author of the Tumblr answers himself by saying " It's your own interpretation "
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>>555215202
you're misunderstanding. some women are also green that are apart of the "bad views on women" thing.
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>>555215371
>pro-tumblr

Have you been reading the thread or are you just retarded
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>>555215486
These croc comics are exactly what Tumblrettes enjoy.
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>>555215450
>tfw there's only one interpretation everyone associates with it cause it's an overused sexist cliche
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are all the men portrayed as crocodiles to cover up that fact that they're non-whites?
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>>555215665
>france
yup
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>>555215665
Nice!
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>>555212027
Actually from what I've heard (French here), the writer is a homo/trans who's taking requests from opressed female friends.

Why the fuck are you translating this shit OP? All that time wasted for such bullshit.
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>feminists stories
>all the women are lesbians
Why am I not surprised
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>>555215567
We're translating and laughing at tumblr, take your faggotry somewhere else, and then kill yourself
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>>555215821
But these are FROM tumblr.
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i fail to see how using swimming in crocodile infested water to prove their point doesn't just make feminists look retarded.
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>>555215763
It's fucking funny as hell. I still can't tell if he's a troll or not. This guy is a genius.

Also more " bullshit"
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>>555215920
And you're post le ebin meme, now who's the faggot?
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>>555216067
Your tears are delicious, Now waddle back to Tumblr.
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>>555209040
That's terrifying
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>>555215798
there's one where the girl want the guy's dick but finds out he has a micropenis and that she couldn't feel a thing. they later massage and drink tea.
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>>555216137
>Implying I use tumblr
Good luck saging with those images though
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>>555215665
My thoughts exactly
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Good god these are shorter.
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Spiderman is a sjw now? That's new.
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>>555210356
That's fucking hilarious

Some women take the actions of clearly retarded men a bit seriously.

>omg stop oppressing me
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>>555216576
>knows the girl
>not knowing the that the girl lives with the guy
wwuh
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>>555210745
Don't really get this one. Did the woman sleep with a woman? But some guy said he fucked her? And then a random guy heard it and decided to ask if he could fuck her?

Who are these mouth breathing morons?
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>>555216625
Spiderman is fighting the sjws attempts to translate sjw comics into english.
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>>555210597
>tears of soy
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>>555208610
Sauce ?
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Feminism.

The -ism that believes that all men are evil crocodiles.

Even the ones that aren't doing anything but being bystanders.
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>>555216857
http://projetcrocodiles.tumblr.com/

Also read thread. It's in french. Good luck.
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>>555216758
it never happened, but basically she fucked a dude and the dude told the bartender and the bartender was all hey now that you have fucked him i want to fuck you and she leaves him with a stab wound from her rapier witty retort.

literal dumb female fantasy bullshit.
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Here, take this one.
Use it well.
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>>555216753

In womanspeak "knowinh the girl" can mean anything from "lived with for 10 years" to "spoke with her once in a bar".
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>>555217135
Won't be no trouble french is my mother tongue, maybe I can help you with translation when I'm through my IRL work.
Also sage wasn't intentional, forgot to remove it.
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>>555217343
hahahahahahahahah
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>>555215939
Being retarded automatically makes you a troll these days.
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>>555217571
Well you can translate the longer ones if you want, but I don't find them really interesting. Maybe if you want to translate them then it could be nice!
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What's with the feminists posting spiderman
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OP is it as incoherent in french as it is in english, or does it just not translate well?
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>>555213145
Top Kek, I need moar
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>>555217821
Nice try, but spiderman is shuting down you feminists.
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>>555217256
Then why does she get prickly over
>'he fucked you'
I mean, surely the one penetrating is the one doing the fucking? I'm gay and I tend to fuck men, rarely am I fucked by men. Isn't there a clear difference?
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>>555217256
>literal dumb female fantasy bullshit.
Exactly. These comics are feminism. Keep that shit off /b/
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>>555216576
>brings her a croissant
>whore leaves
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>>555211817
why are they all lesbians?
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>>555218179
They're Feminists.
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>>555217878
Well this is the closest translation I could make. I swear I didn't change any meaning in any of the strips.


Also, new one translated.

1/4.
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>>555218261
2/4
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>crocodiles
>not niggers

the guy obviously paints the perpetrators as crocodiles in order to avoid the truth about how niggers & arabs act in france
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>>555218387
3/4
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>>555218261
Why are you bothering to translate these directly? If you want to piss off Feminists, change them to something funny. If you want to help the Feminists, then directly translate them.
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>>555218405
THIS is how it's done.
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>>555218463
I don't even need to change it because it's already retarded enough.

And anyway it's /b/ job to use this shit wisely.

>>555218462
4/4
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>>555217343
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>>555218639
So just blank out the text and let us fill it in!
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>>555218639
Dude those women are fucking cunts.
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>>555218639
>>555218462
>>555218387
>>555218261
wat. How does this tie in to the message the rest of them have?
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>>555218712
nice, that's better
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>>555218639
So feminist, locked a guy out of his room all night and pee'd on his bed.....

FEMINISM
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>>555218792
These are total fail.
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>>555218463
Sometimes feminist propaganda is stupid enough to be more destructive to their cause than altered versions.
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>>555217926
i guess because sexual liberation is only okay for women it is sexist and slut shaming for guys to talk about sexual experiences

honestly, feminists are attacking men from every angle. you literally can't do anything right.
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>>555218976
Then the Feminists are just going to assume they've been translated incorrectly.
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>>555218825
But see they felt threatened by him because penis so it's ok cause he'd probably have raped them anyway
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>>555209675
That crocodile is one funny fucker.
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>>555209693
I don't think it's that... it just seems like all of the crocodiles are gross, over-aggressive men who value taking any shot they have at making passes at girls with the slim chance it'll work over any socially acceptance.
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>>555219110
True that.

>mfw I'm the translator
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>>555218712
fixed color of the one speech bubble
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>>555219339
They're either going to enjoy them or reject them. It's lose/lose.
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>>555219314
Apart from in some of the comics the crocodiles are just bystanders who haven't done anything.
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>>555214708
it's..it's mesmerizing
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>>555219452
But that's the original work.

So if feminists rejects work done by feminists themselves it's an epic win isn't it.

Holy shit guys.
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>>555219452
My keks means victory for me, legbeard
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Bump, this is amazing!
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This one doesn't need translation but I didn't fucking understand it.
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>>555219976
2/2
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>>555219626
But it's not funny unless you change them.
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>>555216576
She knew who she was banging before they did anything. Trying to take the other woman's man.
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>>555219976
so maybe it does need a translation you disgusting french fuck
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This is all so fucking bad and fake. Let this shit stay on tumblr
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>>555219601
>So if feminists rejects work done by feminists themselves it's an epic win isn't it.
How is that an epic win?
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>>555219976
>>555220102
wait
what
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>>555219976
she saw a cute altar boy and he ran away from her and she touched herself later on.

don't see why she would fucking post that there though or why he is drawn as a crocodile.
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Bamp
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>>555220250
If feminist says feminist are wrong then it's the eternal proof that what they see is total bullshit.

amirite?
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>>555219976
>>555220102

His shyness raped her, muh rape culture!
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>>555220113
These are hilarious with the original text, you have shit taste
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>>555220378
BECAUSE ALL MEN ARE SCUM AND PIGS
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>>555219626
it only ever takes the right tool to turn a problem into an advantage
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>>555219976
Clearly the woman is causing the young goodly monk to stray from his path of virtue. What a monstrous act.
She probably wasn't satisfied with only causing the monk to fall from righteous path, so most likely also claimed rape.
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>>555220184
But
Listen
I don't think
They are any dialogues
I'm maybe wrong
I'm maybe right
But I'm pretty sure
This doesn't need translation.
Please
Don't raid me.
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>>555210356
holy fuck my sides
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>>555220571
>hydraulic bender
that's clearly a clay tosser.
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>>555220461
That's how we know you're a feminist.
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>>555220616
>there aren't.
God damn it.
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>>555217343
ayy lmao
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>>555220761
Because i find feminists so retarded it's hilarious?
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>>555220378
As I said before, for the author every men is an animal.
Even if he chooses to become a kissless virgin monk. Welcome to feminism.
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" I am scared halp "
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>>555221110
Forgot image damn it.
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>>555220543
i wonder when feminists will catch on to the fact that decent guys want nothing to do with them so their perception of men is tarnished by the fact that they only get to interact with stereotypical "nice guys" and assholes and simply assume all men are assholes or betalords due to the reaction to their own prejudice? what a vicious circle.

it'll suck for cat people in a few years when it is really hard to find a pet cat.
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These comics are a goldmine, thanks patriarchy
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>>555221174
Clearly not an 'us verse them' message.
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>>555221174
>Why are they scared? There's no reason to be afraid
>realize they're all niggers and arabs but the author makes them crocodiles to avoid disclosing it

Top kek
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>>555209040
That's hot. I hope that happens to me next time I visit the dentist.
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>>555221238
Not a problem for me. Let them wallow in their own sad shit.
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>>555221363
>>555221503
This is going in my reaction pic folder.
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>>555221503
All gold, thank you bilingual based OP and godspeed.

I look forward to seeing these more in the future.
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>>555221438

sumtimes her boob go on my face >:( this is sexual assault if she does it again she is going to jail for raping me
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>>555220884
Because you're enjoying comics that demonize men. Feminists demonize men to make themselves feel better about not being able to get the man they wanted to marry them, not being able to get any man to marry them, or they're a lesbian and they resent that men have married all the straight girls they had crushes on.
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>>555221521
just make sure you have a cat before these girls get ugly and demand spikes so you don't need to pay thousands for a common moggy
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>>555221847
There aren't many more and they're not interesting.

Basically " Tutorials " about how to shout in the street about " All men are pigs leave me alone you freak " shit. But I could translate it, it takes a lot of time though.

If there are more funny shits, I'll make another thread with them.
>>
>every man is a crocodile

>yfw this is based on an actual worldview
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OH SHIT GUYS THERE'S ONE MORE I HAVE TO SHOW YOU.

LET ME TRANSLATE IT PLEASE DON'T LET THE THREAD 404!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>555211467
Wait so this bitch drinks everyone's shit, gets fucked up, and they assume it's ghb? I mean fuck didn't the other girls drink too? Fucking confused mang.
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>>555222581
not to mention that they said they couldn't get it in france. it was probably mescalin or something harder than tequila and it went right through her.
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>>555210558
Bump for epic. Did you do the bathroom one a the top of the tumble?
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>>555209040
this could have been accidentally
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>>555222879
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA

similar art style, just as fucked up
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>>555208610

If the roles were reversed in this, tumblr would go apeshit

>double standards
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>>555210904
>>555210973
>>555211045
>>555211130
you should have translated the previous part, where she gets forcedbuttsecks by her master when brushing her teeth
it's a good one
I fapped to it
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>>555222947
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>>555223019
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>>555211982
that's just disgusting
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>>555223017
I'm gonna try to translate it.

Okay this one is also fucking funny.

And by the way could someone list them somewhere so we are not obliged to post them all again if we make a new thread? Much obliged.
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>>555223239
Fucking gay fags stealing our womyn
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>>555223239
SIMON!
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>>555223478
Fuck
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>>555209167
French people do this all the time.
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>>555222879
>>555222947
>>555223019
>>555223109

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>555221174
Dude, french metro IS scary. Imagine a maze of narrow tunnels with gloomy lighting filled with ghetto arabs and niggers.
If I wasn't Russian i would be scared shitless.
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>>555220980
I think you're reading too much into it.

>>555218639
and
>>555209969

for example.

Some are pure bullshit though
>>555210558
>>555211045
>>555211467
(sure it might have been but tons of alcohol is bad for you)
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>>555223620
And gypsies who escaped the gas chamber
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>>555223239
Why can't femminists take a joke? Is it one of their initiation rites to denounce humor?
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>>555223761
making unbearable noises with accordions and guitars, just so you dont' notice the little gypslets emptying your pockets
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As someone who wants to move to France to teach English, I've gotta say this thread is terribly demoralizing.

But still hilarious!
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>>555223593
Don't they have lavatories?
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>>555224020
What do you have against my translation man?
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>>555224020
>>555224161
Maybe anon thinks that feminism is only bad where he lives now and moving to France he'll escape it.
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>>555224161
Nothing, nothing! It's great. I wish I knew my way around the language that well. It's just the idea of France being just as backwards as home is... I guess it always hurts to have one's naive, picturesque view of a place dispelled, no?
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>>555223017
Some girls really like this kind of shit.
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>>555208610
Fucking what?
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>>555209426
Crocodile confirmed alpha.
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>>555224387
you could try spain?
or something eastern euro.
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>>555224297
tbh feminazism isn't that bad in france
most bitches are still the daddy problem kind, just asking to be treated like whores, while still being reassured about that being a real good thing

>>555224447
even if they didn't wanna, if they're just a tiny bit smart, they will enjoy erry bit of it
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>>555224792
Nah, I can't. I don't think I have it in me to squeeze in another language, especially considering that after well on a decade of French classes I still forget everything after a semester ends. Maybe one of France's old colonial possessions in Africa or something. It'd fit me, since I'm from a tropical climate anyhow.
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>>555214821
>green cum
lost
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>>555224387
If you want an advice, don't go to France. This country is pretentious and some people are just that fucked up there.

I'm from Belgium. Moreover if you plan to teach english to belgian students, they will have a better accent in general.
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> this thread
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>>555225154
I can confirm this.
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OP you made my day, I've seen this thread when 2 images were posted I knew it was gold but had to leave, I'm so glad it didn't 404'd when I was gone.
God bless based OP and you guys who kept the thread going so long.
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>>555224020
Feminism isn't very popular with French women: http://youtu.be/4DpzFoTvxC8
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>>555225154
Y'know, that might be nice. The Belgian T.A. we had one semester was one of the best we ever had, and he told me you guys don't do the weird thing where you switch back to a base 20 numerical system after you count past 60. Which is great, because I'm a simpleton who can't remember how that works.
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Okay, I hope this won't 404 before the translation is finished.

1/2
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>>555225154
C'est toi qu'est prétentieux là mec. Tu peux faire de généralités sur tout un pays, c'est débile.
Après, les parisiens sont souvent de gros cons c'est vrai.
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>>555218639
that's just hilarious. How is the guy the asshole in this scenario? These women leave him outside all night and piss on his bed.
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>>555224048
They don't seem to know that.
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>>555225579
bump
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Thanks OP
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>>555209675
facken lost
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I think we all should OP for the laughs
*slowly claps*
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>>555225579
Waiting for Pt. 2
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>>555223017
(i'll try, not french)
- Are you okay baby?
° yes yes
- What are you doing?
° Stop, not in here, my roommates are in the other room!
° Just stop!
"the sound a french woman makes when she gets penetrated.."
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>>555225579
2/2
>>
bumpin' bumpin'
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>>555211742
What is frrch? Like a camera shutter?
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>>555210176
that poor half blind 'dile beingseduced by the hamplanet
>disgusting
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>>555226404
am doing the trad right now
1/6
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>>555226592
Leaf noise
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>>555226715
Nah mane, tree noise
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LOL SERIOUSLY THE FUCK IS THIS?
SINCE WHEN ARE DUDES ALWAYS JERKING OFF EVERYWHERE AND CHASING UGLY FAT GIRLS?
>dying
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>>555226568
what a twist
>>
OP, why haven't you made your own blog where I can peruse these without the fear of them all disappearing?
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>>555226592
probs like "rustle, rustle"
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>>555226847
I need the authorization of the guy who made the originals first.

Fear not, I have all of them in my drive and I'm sure /b/tards will be using them in a near future.
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>>555226568
Template
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>>555226849
that's a nicely organized list of replies you got there good sir
ocdc approved
but you forgot to claim rape
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>>555227074
Oh boy new thread incoming.
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>>555226568
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>>555227074
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>>555226818
Never. Time to post gore since I feel like op is a tumblrfeg.
>>
End of thread guys.

I don't know if we make another since I don't have anything to offer more for now.
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>>555227326
>>555227074
Bradley Hand ITC is a good font for that handwritten look
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>>555226686
more of this
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>>555215923
It would be really funny to replace the crocs with actual crocs like this
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>>555226686
Continue.
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>>555216576
Wait a minute. If she recognized the fucking pattern on the bedspread before she even saw the picture, then she must have been in the house before, presumably with that girl that she knew and possibly even the man she slept with. This story makes 0 sense.
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>>555227647
I think it was more like she realised there were flowers on the duvet, which suggests a girl's influence.
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>>555226568
Oooh, she showed him!
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>>555226686
2/6
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>>555212027
Nothing so simple - as you can read there's no villains and no heroes. Just people not really understanding each other.
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>>555212952
SOMETHING ABOUT SHOE ON HEAD! PLEASE! Sharpie in pooper is ok too!
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>>555212226
What's normal? What's comfortable?
Also: gr8 b8 m8
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>>555227960
man this one actually kinda gives me feels. Poor girl. She's probably too ugly to get a better guy
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>>555227960
>brushing her gums
kek
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>>555212270
Thanks mate, lovely comic - showing the paranoia of some people, and the thoughtlessness of others.
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>>555209040
top kek.

you just gave me an idea. im going to do this
>>
Man, those are hilarious.
OP was mentioning how they are feminist comics, but they are clearly satire.
Or did you edit the meaning while doing the translation?
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>>555228424
I didn't edit anything. This is the original.
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>>555227960
3/6

>>555228310
she used slang for "brushing her teeth", so I improvised
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>>555209675

made me chuckle
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