So guys I made a thread yesterday night about a French Tumblr I found about Feminists PMing a comic drawer about stories they experienced. The job of this guy is to draw the stories and replace all men with crocodiles, to show " the bad sides of men ".
Project is called " Crocodiles Project " and they are all in french. I begun the translation of some of them ( the most interesting ones ) first, and I'm providing you in this thread the already translated ones.
Have fun guys!
Glad you like them, my work isn't pointless.
Well that hadn't the same popularity as yesterday. Nevermind I'll keep posting them.
I am lurking, continue posting.
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE FAGGOT ASS TUMBLR QUEERS STEALING OUR FREEDOMS!
SIGN THIS PETITION SO WE CAN RECLAIM 4CHAN
" These are true stories send by fellow users of Tumblr "
" Attackerino at pizzarino. "
" How to pick up a girl in braille "
This one is my favorite of them all.
Wow this thread is gonna 404 soon without bumps or answers.
It's in french man. I hope you're bilingual because there are some parts difficult to understand.
Anyway bumping with more.
Holy shit that's intense
those bitches have lots of car related trauma
This is /b/ level I guess.
I'm gonna already run out of translations. Damn it. I still have some to propose you. After that that will be live translation.
>Friend has been drugged and could be having a potentially dangerous reaction.
>I hope we don't get harassed.
God damn lesbos.
I remember laughing to tears with that one.
LAST ONE? REALLY????
Okay guys don't panic, gonna translate more for you. Just keep reacting to the previous ones and bump so I can provide more.
>the way you're dressed, a fucking whore.
It's weird that women fight so much for the right to dress like whores when men don't even have any lewd clothes that are considered normal clothing they could wear.
So should I be fighting for the right to wear leather clothes that show my cleavage?
You guys consumed all my collection. That took so much time for so little ... >:(
man i should pretend to be a feminist and submit the story of the time i got really drunk and high and turned into a lizard in the city at like 1am and crawled on all fours (feet though not knees) faster than my buddies and had these 2 girls in front of me turn around and one said "i'm going to kick you in the face" so i hissed at them and they went fucking pale and walked away really quick while i slunk upstairs into the park we were going to drink in.
fucking bitches. i was just having fun.
This is how to take part guys. If you are interested to troll this guy, you can send your story and I'll send them for you.
How would this bother Tumblr turds?
Anyone else reminded of this artist?
I'm going as fast as I can I swear.
These just demonize men. Tumblr enjoy that sort of thing. Feminists demonize men to make themselves feel better about not being able to get the man they wanted to marry them, not being able to get any man to marry them, or they're a lesbian and they resent that men have married all the straight girls they had crushes on.
Once me and my female friends (i was 18 at the time and they were 16-17) went clubbing, and they kept getting filmed upskirt by one or more older men (probably 50-something). The girls (especially one) got really uncomfortable, so we decided to fight back. Everytime that guy would start filming again or if any guy would make lewd gestures or grind, i proceeded to dance with them in a really sexual way. It turned out effective, and we laughed about it later.
>*actively looking at his dick*
I'm taking over this pro-Tumblr thread.
Easy solution would be to unbutton your pants zip your zipper all the way down and walk around with a full erection screaming at the feminist scum staring at your dong calling it stare rape
These croc comics are exactly what Tumblrettes enjoy.
are all the men portrayed as crocodiles to cover up that fact that they're non-whites?
Actually from what I've heard (French here), the writer is a homo/trans who's taking requests from opressed female friends.
Why the fuck are you translating this shit OP? All that time wasted for such bullshit.
But these are FROM tumblr.
i fail to see how using swimming in crocodile infested water to prove their point doesn't just make feminists look retarded.
It's fucking funny as hell. I still can't tell if he's a troll or not. This guy is a genius.
Also more " bullshit"
Your tears are delicious, Now waddle back to Tumblr.
there's one where the girl want the guy's dick but finds out he has a micropenis and that she couldn't feel a thing. they later massage and drink tea.
Good god these are shorter.
Don't really get this one. Did the woman sleep with a woman? But some guy said he fucked her? And then a random guy heard it and decided to ask if he could fuck her?
Who are these mouth breathing morons?
Spiderman is fighting the sjws attempts to translate sjw comics into english.
it never happened, but basically she fucked a dude and the dude told the bartender and the bartender was all hey now that you have fucked him i want to fuck you and she leaves him with a stab wound from her rapier witty retort.
literal dumb female fantasy bullshit.
Here, take this one.
Use it well.
Won't be no trouble french is my mother tongue, maybe I can help you with translation when I'm through my IRL work.
Also sage wasn't intentional, forgot to remove it.
Well you can translate the longer ones if you want, but I don't find them really interesting. Maybe if you want to translate them then it could be nice!
Nice try, but spiderman is shuting down you feminists.
Then why does she get prickly over
>'he fucked you'
I mean, surely the one penetrating is the one doing the fucking? I'm gay and I tend to fuck men, rarely am I fucked by men. Isn't there a clear difference?
>literal dumb female fantasy bullshit.
Exactly. These comics are feminism. Keep that shit off /b/
Well this is the closest translation I could make. I swear I didn't change any meaning in any of the strips.
Also, new one translated.
the guy obviously paints the perpetrators as crocodiles in order to avoid the truth about how niggers & arabs act in france
Why are you bothering to translate these directly? If you want to piss off Feminists, change them to something funny. If you want to help the Feminists, then directly translate them.
THIS is how it's done.
I don't even need to change it because it's already retarded enough.
And anyway it's /b/ job to use this shit wisely.
So just blank out the text and let us fill it in!
These are total fail.
i guess because sexual liberation is only okay for women it is sexist and slut shaming for guys to talk about sexual experiences
honestly, feminists are attacking men from every angle. you literally can't do anything right.
I don't think it's that... it just seems like all of the crocodiles are gross, over-aggressive men who value taking any shot they have at making passes at girls with the slim chance it'll work over any socially acceptance.
>mfw I'm the translator
fixed color of the one speech bubble
But that's the original work.
So if feminists rejects work done by feminists themselves it's an epic win isn't it.
Holy shit guys.
My keks means victory for me, legbeard
This one doesn't need translation but I didn't fucking understand it.
she saw a cute altar boy and he ran away from her and she touched herself later on.
don't see why she would fucking post that there though or why he is drawn as a crocodile.
it only ever takes the right tool to turn a problem into an advantage
Clearly the woman is causing the young goodly monk to stray from his path of virtue. What a monstrous act.
She probably wasn't satisfied with only causing the monk to fall from righteous path, so most likely also claimed rape.
Forgot image damn it.
i wonder when feminists will catch on to the fact that decent guys want nothing to do with them so their perception of men is tarnished by the fact that they only get to interact with stereotypical "nice guys" and assholes and simply assume all men are assholes or betalords due to the reaction to their own prejudice? what a vicious circle.
it'll suck for cat people in a few years when it is really hard to find a pet cat.
These comics are a goldmine, thanks patriarchy
>Why are they scared? There's no reason to be afraid
>realize they're all niggers and arabs but the author makes them crocodiles to avoid disclosing it
sumtimes her boob go on my face >:( this is sexual assault if she does it again she is going to jail for raping me
Because you're enjoying comics that demonize men. Feminists demonize men to make themselves feel better about not being able to get the man they wanted to marry them, not being able to get any man to marry them, or they're a lesbian and they resent that men have married all the straight girls they had crushes on.
just make sure you have a cat before these girls get ugly and demand spikes so you don't need to pay thousands for a common moggy
There aren't many more and they're not interesting.
Basically " Tutorials " about how to shout in the street about " All men are pigs leave me alone you freak " shit. But I could translate it, it takes a lot of time though.
If there are more funny shits, I'll make another thread with them.
>every man is a crocodile
>yfw this is based on an actual worldview
Wait so this bitch drinks everyone's shit, gets fucked up, and they assume it's ghb? I mean fuck didn't the other girls drink too? Fucking confused mang.
not to mention that they said they couldn't get it in france. it was probably mescalin or something harder than tequila and it went right through her.
If the roles were reversed in this, tumblr would go apeshit
you should have translated the previous part, where she gets forcedbuttsecks by her master when brushing her teeth
it's a good one
I fapped to it
I'm gonna try to translate it.
Okay this one is also fucking funny.
And by the way could someone list them somewhere so we are not obliged to post them all again if we make a new thread? Much obliged.
Dude, french metro IS scary. Imagine a maze of narrow tunnels with gloomy lighting filled with ghetto arabs and niggers.
If I wasn't Russian i would be scared shitless.
I think you're reading too much into it.
Some are pure bullshit though
(sure it might have been but tons of alcohol is bad for you)
Why can't femminists take a joke? Is it one of their initiation rites to denounce humor?
As someone who wants to move to France to teach English, I've gotta say this thread is terribly demoralizing.
But still hilarious!
Don't they have lavatories?
Nothing, nothing! It's great. I wish I knew my way around the language that well. It's just the idea of France being just as backwards as home is... I guess it always hurts to have one's naive, picturesque view of a place dispelled, no?
tbh feminazism isn't that bad in france
most bitches are still the daddy problem kind, just asking to be treated like whores, while still being reassured about that being a real good thing
even if they didn't wanna, if they're just a tiny bit smart, they will enjoy erry bit of it
Nah, I can't. I don't think I have it in me to squeeze in another language, especially considering that after well on a decade of French classes I still forget everything after a semester ends. Maybe one of France's old colonial possessions in Africa or something. It'd fit me, since I'm from a tropical climate anyhow.
If you want an advice, don't go to France. This country is pretentious and some people are just that fucked up there.
I'm from Belgium. Moreover if you plan to teach english to belgian students, they will have a better accent in general.
OP you made my day, I've seen this thread when 2 images were posted I knew it was gold but had to leave, I'm so glad it didn't 404'd when I was gone.
God bless based OP and you guys who kept the thread going so long.
Y'know, that might be nice. The Belgian T.A. we had one semester was one of the best we ever had, and he told me you guys don't do the weird thing where you switch back to a base 20 numerical system after you count past 60. Which is great, because I'm a simpleton who can't remember how that works.
Okay, I hope this won't 404 before the translation is finished.
C'est toi qu'est prétentieux là mec. Tu peux faire de généralités sur tout un pays, c'est débile.
Après, les parisiens sont souvent de gros cons c'est vrai.
(i'll try, not french)
- Are you okay baby?
° yes yes
- What are you doing?
° Stop, not in here, my roommates are in the other room!
° Just stop!
"the sound a french woman makes when she gets penetrated.."
am doing the trad right now
I need the authorization of the guy who made the originals first.
Fear not, I have all of them in my drive and I'm sure /b/tards will be using them in a near future.
that's a nicely organized list of replies you got there good sir
but you forgot to claim rape
Wait a minute. If she recognized the fucking pattern on the bedspread before she even saw the picture, then she must have been in the house before, presumably with that girl that she knew and possibly even the man she slept with. This story makes 0 sense.
Man, those are hilarious.
OP was mentioning how they are feminist comics, but they are clearly satire.
Or did you edit the meaning while doing the translation?
she used slang for "brushing her teeth", so I improvised