thinking of paying for sex, thoughts?

i would totally pay Emma Watson 10k$ to have sex with me.

>>555177864
you just missed 2 for 1 Friday at you're moms house.

>>555177864
Sex is better the more you do it, so if you're a desperate virgin, save your money.

>>555177864
Dont be a faggot.

>>555177864
do it but record it if she says no to recording kick her out.

if you have sex with a prostitute and you record it you pay her for the video so its porn not prostitution.

if she deny sjut tell her you will delte video after sex to make shure she is not a cop I guess

>>555178039
next time I go first
Fucking asshole
We both payed the same price

Does anyone have experience with this sort of shit? Do escort agencies have a good selection? How much would a hot one set me back?

>>555177941
that's not the question i asked
>>555178039
lol fanny fanny anon
>>555178063
not a virgin, going to lasvegas and heard they had legal brothels, and the babes are 10/10 who will do anything

who's in the gif OP

>>555178417
no idea /b/ro, sorry i couldnt help ya

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>>555178039

whores are only good for fetish type hijinks. if you just need ta get yo dick wet, don't pay for it. if you want a clown girl to rim ya while buzz lightyear pisses all over your face, then you pay for it

Actually I'm curious too.

Like OP, I too am not a virgin but for the first time in my life I find myself in the position to go to a brothel.

I'm thinking of doing it if things don't work out with this girl I'm dating, it's been awhile since I last got laid and a fellas gotta bust a nutt.

>>555178753
>if you just need ta get yo dick wet, don't pay for it.
Then how else am I going to get my dick wet?

>>555177864
I did it it was meh

>>555178898
Also is it somehow better if you get 2 girls?

Cause that's like the most likely way for me to end up in the 3 way.

>>555177864
source? I know it's lauren redd, but where can I find the video? Or more videos of her?

>>555177864
Paying for sex is the only way you'll ever get it.

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Paid twice when i was 17 at a brothel, she was a Milf. I'm twenty now and haven't got any since.

When i get a job I'll most likely make it a weekly thing.

>>555179090
Pornmd is a good place to search.

It's like google for porn.

>>555179186
thanks man

>>555178968
https://www(.)bunnyranch(.)com/ thinking of going here but there prices are steep as fuck, but i mean, it's a once in a lifetime thing, and i doubt ill ever have the chance to get 2 girls at once.
>>555179129
are you that much of a dunce, i'm not a virgin, ive already said this
>>555179058
yeah this is why i want to do it

>>555179592
Being anally raped by a man does not unvirginise you, you goddamn faggot.

>>555178268
yeah they will do anything as long as you wear a condom the whole time and dont want anal.

>>555178264

>backpage.com
>find your area
>escorts
>check listings
>cross-reference with usasexguide.info threads for reliable ones in your area
>find a girl you like and can afford
>go get yours
>try and not feel regretful after

If you just wanna nut, a quickie shouldn't set you back more than a hundred bucks. Head for half that. You'll want to find first hand reports of the quality of work, because paying for an unenthused hooker is a soul-crushing experience. It's like jacking off but with another human being. A human being that wants you to finish as quick as possible so she can get back to watching TV.

Go for it, OP. Lots of people do it young and old. A good hooker will make you feel like a million bucks, give you the kind of confidence that you could go fuck a girl for free.

A bad one, though, will make you hate yourself on the drive home.

rape is free

If you get a three way jerk off first so you don't blow your load quick

>>555180084

This. Unless otherwise specified, assume the session is done when you bust. Even if it happens 10 minutes in and you paid for an hour.

>>555179926
you're really fucking retarded arent you, did you even bother to check that website
>>555179983
was thinking of this a couple of weeks ago
>>555179987
yeah, but that's fucking retarded
>>555179937
thats what i heard, other than the anal. idk they had problems with that
>>555180084
yeah, but they go by the hour, and i dont wanna jerk, come in, and not blow my load and be stuck with blueballs on the ride home

>>555180327
Your mom is on that website.

>>555180440

How much she charging an hour?

>>555180440
i'm pretty sure she isnt, my mom's 56
>>555180509
dunno, they cant discuss pricing outside of the compound. ive heard it depends on the girl, the mood they're in, and if you're good looking or not. ive heard they go from 200 dollars to a thousand an hour

It's never worth money.

>>555180509

She is giving it away for free to try to forget how much of a faggot her son turned out to be.

Thinking about my first (legal) escort.
I can't get over this one 11/10 girl, the reviews say the pics are 100% her even the bad ones. I know looks aren't everything when it comes to escorts (and she seems too difficult for me to handle from reviews) but I don't see any other reason to do it. I feel like fucking a girl this hot is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

>>555180698

yeah, she is showing her age.

>>555178417

somo girl from MFC, PreggoLauren or something like that

Is it really good to jack off before if you've had erectile dysfunction in the past?

>>555180906
>>555180775
go back to bed kid
>>555180781
yeah, best ive had is a 7/10, im too lazy too try any harder, but taking the easy way out and just doing this seems pretty appealing to m

>>555181161
i dunno, ive never had this problem, when i see a pair of tits or im about to get blown i get it up or face the consequences

>>555181208
I'm your daddy, you go to bed you fucking rape-child.

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>>555181345

>>555181425
and when you get to you bedroom, lubricate your anus, I'll be there in 15 minutes to show you what it takes to be an oldfag.

>>555181208
>yeah, best ive had is a 7/10, im too lazy too try any harder, but taking the easy way out and just doing this seems pretty appealing to m
I'm just too ugly and unhung to pick up girls that hot. The only girl I've slept with is 5/10. It sounds like that kind of thing turns this escort mechanical.
>>555181337
congrats

>>555181641
im sorry you're mad about whatever it is you're mad about but that's not true, i wouldnt dare stoop to a 5

>>555181936
>you're mad
what? I just shared my story in reply to yours
>that's not true
what's not true?
>i wouldnt dare stoop to a 5
no, *I* had a 5/10

>>555182228
oh damn dude im really sorry, its late here and im fucking tired as dicks. totally read that wrong.
and i doubt you're ugly, man. and even so, you can still pick up the some good lookin chicks

>>555182518
and, also, the 5's might be a little bit on the ugly side, but they gotta make up for it by being nice with a good personality (atleast some of them). most of the 7's i meet are total fuckin' cunts who i don't want anything to do with after i fuck them, and i don't, don't text back, don't call, don't ever contact again

>>555182518
>>555182960
thanks man

>>555183896
np buddy, just have confidence, and if you're a little chubby or something, adjust your diet and lift a little, i use to be 300 fuckin pounds until i decided that i was fucking disgusting, now im 220 and 6'4 and i look pretty good

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>>555177864
I have done the hooker thing & it's str8 biz most of the time. Some are cool but spending $150+ a pop to find a cool into it one can be costly.

I prefer to find down on their luck girls on CL & offer them $40+ to get my dick wet.

Pro= going into dealership to buy a car. They do deals every damn day or try to.

Hardup girls: Just down on their luck and you approach them right way may be willing to do something strange for some change >$50. They're just not used to haggling over the "car" price with all the "Let me ask the boss" shit and have b/f at home so on DL & willing to do more for $$.

>>555184223
No, my problem is too scrawny. 6'4 and 160. I used to be at 120. I have a friend about your size, he's really popular with ladies. I bet you can do better than 7/10.

>>555177864
Paying for sex is quite possibly the most beta thing you could ever do. Try not being such a pathetic faggot.

>>555184475
CL, idk seems kind of sketchy, but some of them do look fuckable and i havent gotten laid in 3 months, so i may have to choose this route
>>555184550
My friend's the same, except a lot shorter, but he's ripped and the bitches love that shit
>>555184582
not a virgin, just trying to get my nut busted w/o going out of my way

>>555184863
not a pathetic faggot, lazy, but not pathetic, do you even bother reading any of the fucking thread before words come poring out of your cunt mouth, no because you're a fucking idiot

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>>555184863
So you subscribe to the concept of alphas and betas, a hierarchical sexual structure where a tiny fraction of males obtain all the females, but you don't think it's ok for the males who can only obtain sex from suitable mates when they have no other option (for example, financial difficulties) to actually pursue those options?

>>555185317
>>555185640

You know that you're pathetic, no matter how hard you try to justify it.

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>>555186023
your bait sucks kid go back to bed

>>555186023
>literally accepting that I'm a beta animal who in nature could only find a mate if all sexually available men died
>justification that I'm not pathetic
pick one

>>555186123
You still replied didn't you?

*Pssst you're still a faggot. I hope your dick falls off in Vegas.

Anyone else with escort experience?

>>555177864
My only thought was 'please be a gif'

It was. You did well.

>>555187793
It's Laren Redd. Not sure what vid.

>>555187739
always, always, always do your homework and trust your gut more than your desire to get your dick wet

when you find one that interests you, google her number to try and find some history on her - no history is a red flag

also, reverse image search her pictures - if they're used by girls with different names and different numbers then chances are she won't be the one to answer the door when you come knocking.

Think about that for a sec, if the pics are unreliable, it would be like responding to a text only ad - and who knows what'll be waiting for you behind that door...

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>>555177864
>that tattoo

I don't know what's more disgusting: those granny tits, that stupid pout or the possibility that Hepatitis C is practically DRIPPING off of her.

MyRedbook.com ftw

>>555177864
I wish you faggots would do it first, then make a shitty thread

>>555192087
gay

>>555177864
do it faggot

>>555192298

been there lately bro?

might want to go there real quick to see what it is now

>>555187739
never compromise your own personal information

if their ad requests your name or email or a work phone number then just move on to the next ad

the last thing you want is to just give your details like that to law enforcement, or to some shady individual who might try to blackmail you

in fact, get a "hobby phone". One of those cheapy pay as you go phones and purchase minutes for it using only cash in store

be sure to always leave your wallet and phone in the car when you're ready to go knock on the door - so they won't get taken by LE or anyone else in case things go wrong

>>555184475
a lot of dudes on there Skype with first to make sure legit get some pain killers save your money and go wild girls on drugs are awesome they just need that excuse of y the let a stranger fuck em in every hole and drugs are the best excuse there is
and tell her your name is James Russell

>>555178161
do you have autism or what. that's not how shooting porn works. you need a licence for it. stop watching dumb tv shows.

>>555192087
granny tits? kek ur 10

>>555177864
>No relationship or other ship
It's okay if you don't do it regularly.

>>555192928
it breaks my heart

it was such a well organized and up to date resource

all other sites are shit and backpage is just dangerous