Everyone still got ten digits?
Scy, long time no see! Whats up bud?
Might as well lurk for a bit...
Lieutenant Deimos I order you to help keep this thread alive!
Looking at porn helps yah stay awake
Butts is here due to the tumblr raid and then getting sidetracked by the furry porn. Oops.
What the hell did you just say, private!?
Identify yourself immediately!
Yo BDOW what's up bud?
Happy M'urika day everyone!
Both of you are out of order, stand down.
i have no idea what the tumblr raid is
dem sexy legs
It's Sweets nig nog. You should get namesync instead of abandoning your unit.
If I were you I would be knocked already.
Oh yeah, you and what army
Just wondering around 4chan since all of the people I play dota with are out doing something for murika day. You?
Where does one get these? I would have loved these as a little shit!
Just posting fur after a day of boom booms and bang bangs. Dude my neighborhood sounded like a warzone. Shit was so cash
Mega Bloks has been making them since Halo Wars came out, a lot of retail outlets carry them.
My redneck neighbors are lighting off shit that I am beginning to suspect is a weapons grade explosives, becuase it literally shakes the whole fucking house.
Ah, this old lieutenant has not been quite the same since the golden days of our platoon
To make things worse, I lack any new stuff to share
It was indistinguishable from the normal shitposting.
IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN AND CELEBRATE 4TH JULY THEN YOU MAY NOT DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING UNTIL 5TH JULY.
No British music: From Maiden/Zeppelin/Sabbath to Beatles.
No British movies/tv shows: This includes Doctor Who/Sherlock Holmes.
No British Actors/Comedians: No Walking Dead (Rick Grimes is British), Game of Thrones, Office/Shameless (Orignally UK shows), X-Men, Harry Potter and nothing including or starring anyone that is British.
You may not speak in English at all. You can learn Spanish for one day.
You may not be on the World Wide Web.
You may not believe or do anything from Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Stephen Hawking, Alan Turing orTMichael Faraday.
You may not watch or be apart of any British created sport. Football/Cricket/Rugby/Tennis/MMA/Ice Hockey/Darts/Snooker. For one day you will call American Football...Handegg.
You may not watch TV today.
Get your ass off those trains as well.
You do not believe in Evolution you fucking religious fucks.
Put that fucking phone down asshole.
You may not use Viagra.
Stay away from ATM's.
You may not live in towns/city's/states named after British ones. Get out of New York.
As ironic as it is, Britain created the toothbrush.
You may not live in the USA because the fact remains that the colonists were British subjects until the point of victory in 1783, at which time they became independent Americans. By that reasoning, The USA was, at its inception, a British invention.
Misc: Flasks/lawnmowers/light bulbs/chocolate bars/electric telegraph/fire extinguishers/syringes/hip replacement/jet engines/wind up radios/cement/stainless steel/electric motor/photography/hovercrafts/several medicines are all British created.
We'd all be living in the third world if not for Great Britain!.
Britain created USA. LET US BRITFAGS CELEBRATE :D.
APPRECIATE BRITAIN. NOT THE FREEDOM WE GAVE YOU.
MUCH WORSE IN THE CURRENT WORLD LIKE MUSLIMS WANTING TO KILL US ALL THAN CELEBRATING HISTORY AND TURNING ON ONE OF AMERICA'S BIGGEST ALLIES..
If you think that's bad, you should go to Reynosa one of these days
Basically the same thing, except they are actually used for their intended purpouse
>promotes freedom by taking away freedom
Mega blocks did have some kick ass stuff.
Hey man go big or go home.
Think any of my stuff is new?
Don't tell me what to do Britbong. I do what I want
They've been making CoD sets for the last year now as well, the games may be shit but them figures man...
You're thinking of Italians, bud.
To hell with those, nothing like their pyrates sets
He may have meant a soccer game.
Fucking god tier shit right there.
Well time for a little throwbacks.
True, true. That still doesn't prevent me from shitting myself every time I hear a BOWOWOAJFLSJDFL;AJSDFL;L;SDKLFJL; when I'm sitting at my computor like a loser
World War II
I could easily think of more but I am browsing the brokeness of tublr.
The Brits did win the World Cup once.
Yeah sometimes the noises sneak up on yah. We had these guys setting of these huge as ones in an old baseball field and man it would bring a tear to an eagle's eye.
I'd love to, my old friend, but sadly I must be gone after such a brief staying
Take care fellas, and may the fur be with you
~Lieutenant Deimos dismissed
Well we are on 4chan afterall
See yah broskii.
It was sort of both.
Some brilliant motherfucker almost got tumblr to DDOS themselves.
do I detect a bulge there?
I was at my friends house earlier and he lit off this fucking massive roman candle that nearly killed both of us beacuse it was one of those really really sketchy ones that I don't even wanna know where it was obtained or made
But those are the best ones. Oh and then you shoot them at each other. Unless its one of those 4 foot long ones then fuck that shit.
We need more people bumping this bad boy
ok fine. ill contribmoot to this
I like you
thanks. but honestly i will.
ill give you 1 4 boobed cub
Hey, I wear protection
Thats some weird shit man
I've seen only one pic of moot as a cat girl (didn't save it), I'm sure one of you has some
totally sfw and innocent, you sick minded bastard
Aw man the one Vince got a commission for. THat shit was awesome.
likely story. The internet is for porn, it its on the internet, it must have been intended as porn
why am I not surprised that is something people would have paid for?
no, it was furrier, but that's hilarious
Because it was a dollar and because yolo
lol well i have a few of that vers but i havnt seen any others
Yea, your idea of protection is probably is a condom with barbed wire wrapped around it, diluted sulfuric acid drizzled over it, and a massive tear right in the center. Also you have 4 lit m-80's strapped to your balls. Sex-Sweets style.
some people are in to that (not me though)
search your feelings, you know this to be true
Wish I was that ballsy but I don't fuck with that barbed wire shit. Not fun getting stuck with.
Mr. Gore must be mighty disappointed by these threads by now.
Is anyone taking requests? Can we get some dominant females? Like some femdom? Or maybe just females taking charge, or a size difference in favor of the female?
You have no idea
I'll see if I can find anything
I don't think I have any
Razor wire is worse. I cut my hand open on that shit when I was a little kid.
ooh i like this guy. sorry previous guy seems this takes priority
Yes! more like this. Doesn't have to be male x female either. Can be any combination of sexes and genders. Herm's are okay too. Just keep it Sfur because thats on topic.
I thought they were the same thing. You're telling me they're different things
i don't believe he specified futa, but i hope that'll do
they're exactly what they sound like. Barbed wire has pointing things on it, razor wire has (sometimes large) blades on it. People usually use razor wire these days, as its worse to deal with
Those people left Britain because they didn't like it there, FUCK the king!
two birds with one pic maybe?
Yea razor wire is basically barbed wires pissed off black step brother that also has chainsaws for fingers
You gotta be one mean fucker to use razor wire
expecting "duplicate file detected"...
Requesting Krhystal femdom
i've noticed it's a very US thing, yes
you sometimes see it on top of fences in newer places, there was a factory down the road from an apartment I was in last year that had it. The goal is generally that people don't touch it
Damn dude its like you just pissed in his life blood
>pissed in his life blood
if that's Alex, then yeah he pretty much did
Dis nigga knows.
that does bring up the question of why so many people love krystal i mean clearly shes really hot most people that dont like furry porn still like krystal however the ammount of fame is massive did it start with the legend of krystal or was it before that
hard to find weird shit of her too, its kind of frustrating
most people like krystal because they played that dumb starfox game when they were like, 14 years old and going through puberty, so LEL VIDEOGAME BOOBS, and then they become obsessed because they are over hormonal teenagers. Same with Renamon, Rouge, a lot of pokemon stuff, Anything from looney toons, that dumb skunk from that old cartoon show. and so on and so forth.
oh man, its like I was just talking about this.
one for you sir. sadly its very poor quality im just not into her so i dont go looking
a tribal beauty that made a lot of young boys' weenies feel funny when they first saw her. it's nostalgia.
personally i hate her game
speaking of which is furry fury a dead project i forget
That's like telling me that ass isn't masterrace
I don't like the fact that renamon and krystal are so fucking popular that everybody with minor artistic talent and paint draws them, makes them a complete fucking mess, and generally fucks up the tags on e621. This repeats ad nauseum until 95% of the pictures are fucking nasty inflation/vore/poorly drawn slopholes.
she's jsut a whore created to get fucked. not a dom
>make a fur thread
>404s in 30 seconds
janitors are pretty active tonight, except for here.
its worse than that
that one is the only pic I've found of a dude turning into her. tentacle pics should be hard to find (as everyone loves tentacles) but they still are
That because it lacked the proper amount Murica
but anal-vore-unbirthing-herms are my thing
line up for your weekly butt inspection, everyone
this date means nothing to the butt inspector
they're doing their job very well, keeping it in 1 thread
i wouldn't mind posting boys here, if that would have be the only way to post them. i love me some cawks
I got like halfway through it on a rental back when it came out, it was pretty good
to be fair i never had a gamecube we skiped strait from 64 to wii
and i just look and it was by rare so there goes any hope of seeing it on the nintendo eshop
end your disgusting life.
why are you getting upset with me?
Only the few and the proud I guess....
Did somebody say butts?
then you probably fit into one of two categories, you like it because of all the said people who do like it, post it a lot, and you just got used to it and grew to like it over time, or you are one of those people who get off on the corruption of a childhood idol, or the corruption of innocence.
Are you mad because I'm right about it all being shit? or are you mad because your like 16 and probably got a huge boner from starfox and made her your "waifu"
1. Krystal doesn't turn me on
2. I don't have a waifu
ok last one then i lurk for a bit.
Well that was uncalled for.
suuuuureeeee. Mr. crystal body pillow owner
I can' tell if you're the ghost of gaoth trying to troll, or if you're actually this moronic.
Oh. Now silver anon is dicking on alex.
Why did everybody start freaking out on him all of a sudden?
Well, it isn't that strange to have platonic feelings for inanimate or ideological objects or concepts. There is that woman who tried to marry the Eiffel Tower, she even had marital liberties with it. If you know what I mean.
I am going to go out on a limb though, and say that you are too young to really know what love is, other than a chemical reaction based on stimulus. If you really loved Krystal, you wouldn't run her into the ground like this for everyone to hate. Like everything, It is only good in moderation. If you really loved her, you would want others to love her as well, and appreciate her as much as you do. Not poison the community and make everyone resent her.
But that is just my two cents. If it makes you happy, keep on keeping.