1. Go on Omegle
2. Set interests to "roleplay"
3. Start off serious then fuck with people.
>>554555456
self bump
good thread so far
>>554556359
heh
>>554556359
Agreed 100% Post genetalia.
C'mon, niggas. Contriboot.
2014, we're to laze to even focus on anything
>>554555456
bumping for potential.
Gonna provide OC soon.
>>554555456
not the best, but posting anyway
>mfw
>plot of date movie
>>554557910
tip kek
>mfw I'm not even rp'ing
>mfw I found an anon on my first try
Don't stop. Am lurk.
>>554557829
>clementine
>>554557829
pure fucking gold
>>554555456
keeping thread alive
>>554555456
mfw it's 100% anons now
>>554555456
contribooting
>>554557829
I kek'd
>>554557829
oh god my sides, seriously didnt see it coming wtf
>>554561856
you chuckled me, anon
>>554555456
>Everybody knows
>>554561237
Kek
>>554555456
I was dumped... :(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: :D
Stranger: You hot?
You: Sometimes, depends if im giving a fuck.
You: you?
Stranger: Better than average, worse than some
You: Nice, what about that dick? Or are you a girl? Or...sheep?
Stranger: Oh wow. Just straight to it then
Stranger: No. I am a male
You: Uh, its the internet haha.
Stranger: I like it!
You: You like your dick? That's wicked.
You: Good friends?
Stranger: No the forward ness
You: Oh, haha
Stranger: Well, I guess I do like my dick now you mention it
You: Hahaha thats always a plus.
You: I wish we could all be as honest in person as we could on the internet- no i lied. Thats horrible.
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: Too lazy to delete and find something else to say.
Stranger: You are awesome so far
You: I came on here to not actually have a conversation with somebody.
You: Just to be stupid and annoying but this works too i guess.
Stranger: Oh. Then let's get dirty
You: Bhaha.
You: I don't want to do that either, i might go back to the original plan now.
Stranger: I'm in
You: I don't want to victimize you though so ill pick a new person. :)
You: Until we meet again new internet friend.
Stranger: No no
You: eh?
Stranger: I like you.
You: Hahaa you don't even know me though.
You: You like your dick.
Stranger: But I don't like being dumped. So I do the dumping.
>>554562917
Top fucking lel
>>554562917
>>554562917
that was impressive
>>554560819
>hurtin 4 burton
>>554562917
that's enough internet for me, goodnight!
>i tried
>>554564094
Moar from this anon
Goddamn it. I keep trying to derail into 40k, but they're not having any of it.
>>554564094
ace in the hole.
to be continued...
Bumping this brilliant shit.
>>554565561
I was really getting into it to. Shame.
God damn, what the fuck?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
You: asl
Stranger: Hey, M21
You: m44
You: what up
You: dude
Stranger: Not much man, and yourself?
You: Not much bro just chillin
You: my kids out of the house
You: so just lookin to pass the timee
You: you like D&D and shit?
Stranger: Yeah, a bit.
You: Oh cool
Stranger: Just got of a shitty work day, arse of a boss
You: Yeah iv'e been doing roleplay since i was a kid but back then there wasn't any of this digital shit. Oh, and how?
Stranger: He's been making moves on my sis, so I stepped in today.
Stranger has disconnected.
Close enough though, right?
>>554566125
Kek'd
Yours are the best, man!
>>554562917
im sitting here on my porch in this stupid hurricane Arthur, and my lols were carried many miles in the wind
This faggot hasn't seen "Dead Snow..."
>>554564881
Kek
>>554566332
i'm weeping
I'm not good at this, contribooting
i tried yo
>>554565561
I fucking LOLED.
>>554563404
If this was another Anon, I would really like to continue speaking to you. I miss you.
Should I be a Nasuverse magus or a Harry Potter wizard? This is important, fellow /b/ros, /a/utists, and c/lit/lickers alike.
i keep getting 15 year olds
>>554568478
>this is a bad thing
>>554568953
im about to give up
i don't know
>>554555456
bumping
>>554569591
i cried
>>554568230
I went with Harry Potter in the end.
you're a faggot if you don't like pirates
>>554570196
>>554570196
I was going to add "*claps hands, flies off on a sea of eagles, rifles, and no free health care*" but he disconnected.
So imagine I said that.
>>554570849
Best on the threads
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Asl?
You: F 21 Cali
You: you?
Stranger: M18 illinois
You: So what do you like to roleplay?
Stranger: Whatever you wanna do
You: Im indecisive, shoot out some ideas for me
Stranger: Um.. Teacher/student, siblings, mother/son, father/daughter. Roomates
You: Im always down for some siblings
Stranger: Alright cool
You: I had such a bad day today at school, all the work can be so stressful
Stranger: We are home alone for the day
You: Please don't tell me you will just be on your computer all day
Stranger: Not gonna lie i might be...
You: You know what happens when you lie
Stranger: Whats that?
You: I wipe out my 13 inch cock and tear your ass up boy
Stranger: ...alright, dont lie, got it.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>554562917
best one yet
Anyone remember Dan?
I fucked up near the end so I DC'd like a pussy.
>>554564094
this is the truest and funn-Est troll ever
>>554563081
I heed inspiration
>>554570315
Hey, that's me.
>mfw
>>554569591 I've smiled and chuffed at many of these, but this is the first one to make me laugh out loud.
>>554572354
It's so hard to find someone who plays along long enough to set up good stuff.
>>554572654
holy fuck im playing payday2 right now
I had no idea what to do
>>554562917
That was gold
>>554562917
top fucking kek
>>554573228
>timber nigger
>>554562917
glorious.
though, you shouldve had the balloon deflate and whizz all over the room when you came.
I started off serious.
Then stayed serious and jerked until I came.
I think I might be a faggot.
beautiful.
>>554574758
forgot pic, fuck
>>554555456
contribute
>>554575350
god bless you
For great justice.
>>554577235
im in fucking tears anon. bravo!
she shouldve known what she was getting into
IT BEGINS
>>554577696
oh my god. best one yet
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hi, I'm Jake. 19 years old. 6' tall, average build, dark brown hair and deep green eyes. Looking for an older woman to play my step mom.
You: HI im a level 4 dark elve rogue named larsuirus of fellhammer I have a dark complexion and large eyes to see better in the underdark
You: I am on a quest to find the " lost blade of the night" only then will my people be able to cast off the chains of orcish oppression
You: little do I know it was in me all along
Stranger has disconnected.
>>554577829
I kekkled my shekkles
I want that booty
>>554578556
You unfunny faggot.
>>554561237
>>554578949
>>554562917
omfg!!! xD
Doing one where im hitler and the girl is anne frank, she is into it???
>>554580624
Th...that exoskeleton!
http://logs.omegle.com/61ed7acd
You both like Role play.
Stranger: Hey
You: hi im david davidson, founder of david davidson & son
You: who are you?
Stranger has disconnected.
>>554562917
" You can't you clown whore. "
Kek
>>554562917
Tip my fedora to you, go be I'm fucking comedy
>>554562917
pecan right in the schnozz
>>554568476
>I shank you
>you're dead
>you can't talk
10/10
1st of a couple
>>554562917
holy fuck anon my sides
2nd
3rd
4th and last
lost
http://dl.dropbox.com/s/ybw34k5wx7la7m1/huge_overhaul.html
>>554578480
all of my everythings just shattered from the destruction of my sides
You: whats your wildest fantasy
Stranger: rape
You: allright your a feminist protesting at a .........idunno, lets say a protest
Stranger: k
You: and i come up as your chanting "equal rights for me n shit" and i whisper in your ear... "not today female scum" as i grab you by the neck and throw you to the ground so hard you clothing comes off, at which point i activate my powers
You: i grow so large that me (and my dick) have grown to monstrous proportions
You: i take my dic and smash you like an ant
You: you go
Stranger: but im dead
You: yeah thats hot keep going
>>554558901
>5ft12
>what
they did say any character
oh
inb4 bloodninja and the wizard hat
>>554580362
so you gonna post it or what?
>>554560819
lol fuck yes
i started serious
and i finished serious
a-am i a fagget?
>>554585120
Faggot
>>554585030
lel
>>554585030
>>554585682
>thats obviously photoshoped wow i cant belive you would do that and try to trick me and my internet friends into beliving that you created that picture by hand i find it discusting that the patriarcy will go to any length to opresss wemon i bet that the original image was made by a woman wasent it you fucking discust me tumblr feminists assemble
oh
>>554586580
Now i wait for some dumb nigger to post the convo he just had with me
i think i came off too strong
>>554587559
I have blue eyes to DIE for
>>554555456
she did say, make her my slave.
>>554587707
>>554557910
oh god lol
mildly disgruntled
>>554561562
oh fuck yes. you are awesome anon.
>>554561562
oh god, that "No. No we aren't"
You got under a roleplayer's skin. You have a gift anon.
contributing
yep... i went there...
>>554562917
fucking saved for future generations.
>>554562917
Jesus that was hilarious
>not talking shit anymore are you?
This is really fun though.
http://logs.omegle.com/aab2645
>>554564881
oh god, how horrifying
>>554590114
shrek for ya
ruffled
>>554591136
this is a masterpiece
My breasts are dripping milk.
http://logs.omegle.com/52f4aba
this is my first one to not be so bad
>>554565790
it looked good, why the fuck did that bitch leave?
>>554592245
fuckin lol'd
>>554592245
i just had this same one lmfao
>>554557829
PURE FUCKING GOLD
NO ONE SHOULD UNDERESTIMATE THE BRILLIANCE OF THIS ONE
http://logs.omegle.com/0365230
>>554566125
Fuck man, you're so smooth at getting them lured in
best one i've done so far
Noone thought mine was funny
>>554555456
I was happy how this turned out
>>554566332
Oh man, that fresh prince of bel air woven in there.
>>554557829
That was just starting to get good.
http://logs.omegle.com/0fcd63db
>>554562917
Nigga you saved this internet
goddamn this had potential
http://logs.omegle.com/3c1075c
>>554567245
nah man, that was great
You were able to get them to buy in, as long as that happens it's at least decent
midkek
>>554571914
holy shit he wanted dat poon
>>554566125
I like this formula
>>554591238
this is the best one on here
>>554556864
this is perfect
>>554594464
Never fucking realized thats why they call him Johnny 2x4
http://logs.omegle.com/d23271f
>>554561562
Fucking. died.
Eh. Not great. Firs time. Think he might have been a /b/ro.
>>554561856
top kek
>>554595446
obviously he was doing the dan
http://logs.omegle.com/1402407
I think I found another /b/ro
>>554558901
"okay, so roles?"
oh my sides
either he caught on and went with it or he really was ready to roleplay that shit
>>554564094
You pull this off perfectly
>>554572654
You play payday 2? I've been looking for a payday bro, you have Skype by any chance?
I got banned from Omegle
>>554570196
>robes and wizard hat
fuck I recognize that. what is it again?
>>554596417
How?
>inb4 navy seals copypasta
>>554596417
That can happen?
>>554596417
If it's what I think it is, try switching browsers. That should work.
>>554596586
>>554596614
Yeah. it just said bad behavior and it directed me to some online porn site
>>554596417
Did you at least remember partially what you did so perfectly?
hitler did nothing wrong
>>554596287
write your steam, i also need paybro
>>554596918
ZMAN_THE_EPIC
my Skype is the same
http://logs.omegle.com/baefd49
Enjoy Shrekarna!
>>554596848
Stranger: Hi! I'm a 20 year old female. I Love bondage.
You: im going to cum in you by the end of this
Stranger: /B/ GO HOME
YOU'VE BEEN BANNED
>>554567439
You accomplished it so well. oh god.
>>554597378
Who's the elephant man?
>>554570835
Fuck, this is so good, but I really need to get some sleep.
Come on, baby.
>>554597487
some crazy ass diseaase
>>554583472
holy shit i fucking lost omg im still laughing help me
>>554597487
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF59A9-_rfo
>>554597959
Oh god, that guy
>I wonder what it's like when he sneezes
People are so god damn desperate for poon, they're willing to just play shit off.
>>554597961
I love kill la kill
>>554557829
I saw clementine and I'm like awwwwww shiiiieeet niggaaa
>>554572654
Hahaha I love payday as well.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: Asl?
Stranger: M I'll tell you my age if you promise to give me a chance
You: I promise.
Stranger: 15
You: Really? I'm only 14
Stranger: haha nevermind then would you like to rp?
You: Of course I would :3
You: You have an idea in mind?
Stranger: uhm we're romantic-sexual roomates
You: Ok, anything else?
Stranger: you've just graduated Junior High and I'm almost at sophmore year also it's almost the end of summer break
Stranger: oh also can you ask about my girlfriend in the rp?
You: Suere
You: I see you out walking on the sidewalk, and I go up to you
You: "Hi there, I'm Dexter" I say with a grin
Stranger: can I get a description and can we know each other already?)
You: Ok
You: I have curly red hair, and a foreign accent.
You: I'm short but really brainy
You: and I wear glasses.
You: you?
Stranger: I have short jet black hair and chocolate brown eyes no accent I am 5'6 lean with a little muscle and I wear glasses as well also I'm smart as well
You: I walk up to you in the street, smiling.
You: I ask you to bend over, so I can tell you a secret.
Stranger: I bend over "what's up Dexter?"
You: I then put my lips to your ear, and sensually whisper "omelette du fromage".
You have disconnected.
>>554565045
Hold into hope
>>554561237
I would have kept talking to you for sure
Jynx DaFoxyRaver
some kids skype, i dont care anymore
>>554557910
HA! this thread is great
>an attempt was made
>>554599114
[email protected]
Same kids E-mail
I kekd
>>554572198
that "Hail Satan" was fucking perfect. This is why I come to /b/
>>554595671
lol, that was me. i have proof.
10/-15
Great threD
>>554599293
Fucking kek
>>554599390
deliver proof then nigger
>>554598526
You should have kept fucking with him. You had him.
>>554573607
probably the best one
>>554599390
You still have the link?
I went a little far in but worth
not sexual, but i thought it was hilarious
>>554600082
>docking penises
Noice
>>554572354
I saved that too. God, I fucking love you guys.
>>554562917
Best one yet! Holy shit. saved
Jesus Christ he was so desperate.
>>554581039
>http://logs.omegle.com/61ed7acd
/fa/ reporting in
>>554582881
>>554600937
I wasnt going to post this until i saw you ran into the same fuckin dude
How do I get this shit to fit in?
>>554602008
Just zoom out?
>>554573607
oh man, that was good
Ask a really shitty independent Let's Player anything.
Shout out to the guy who roleplayed Chris Handen with me.
>>554602486
he's even fatter now
>>554602659
I want to see this
I fucking love this thread, everyone in here is beautiful
videogamedunkey would not be on 4chan without his Nintendo dreamgis and a copy of dunkstin checks in by the brinkle brothers.
2nasty4u
Fuck you jeff and your fucking workout
http://logs.omegle.com/580ce26
>i fukin leled
>>554602895
Oh hey Dunknigger
How's your League of Losers going?
nigger don't hate cuz toby jam didn't record you sing vi rap u dingus
>>554603179
FUCKIN GOT EM
fuck /b/, wat do??
>>554575350
that was beautiful
>>554576056
UBUNTU MASTER RACE SPOTTED
http://logs.omegle.com/9b7cfae
fucking limage limits
I really hope someone gets this reference.
http://logs.omegle.com/ee39cf1
Also fuck image limits.
Start a new thread stupid image limit
>>554562917
Top. Fucking. Kek.
Because thread image limits and retarded mobile omegle.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello~
Stranger: age?
You: 12
Stranger: I like your squiggly
Stranger: for real?
You: Yeah... is that too young for you?
Stranger: I just turned 13 so no
Stranger: are you gonna go into 7th or 8th grade?
You: Going into 6. I am the oldest one in my class
Stranger: oh.... I'm going into 8th
You: I was held back because my cousin and I couldn't handle being in the same class
Stranger: oh I see
You: Are you into pegging?
Stranger: wtf is that
You: It's like... I wear a strapon and fuck you
Stranger: no I'm not
Stranger: wait are you a girl?
You: Yeah
Stranger: oh so am I....
You: Hmm
You: Are you into piss play?
Stranger: I thought you were a guy....
Stranger: no sorry. bye
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
>>554603412
Wait I got him or he got me?