65 decides which one I kill and how I kill it.
masturbate, cum on it, then put it in the microwave, turn it on, let the cum melt on the iphone, take it out, shit on it, throw it outside the window, then drive over it with your car or bike, pick it up, jizz on it, put it back in the box, and send it to apple support sayin the screen is broken
The Moto X, cut the fucker in half with a hatchet.
The iphone is obviously the one to be deemed unfit and purged.
Smear it with shit and then ejaculate on it, then set it to play this montage of Steve Jobs getting pissed :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-oIL9cLHDc as you microwave it.
Please for the love of god destroy the iphone, throw it at at a wall at high speed then take a hammer to it. When you're done, take a shit on it.
write /b with a knife on it, then drop it on the floor, show it, then put a mayo on it and put it into microwave for 20 secs, show it. if its still workin, cook it on a pan with cover on, show it again
kapped this for keks
OP here with dynamic IP. Sorry moot.
But first, let's throw it on the ground.
op payup faggot
HERE WE GO
Threw it. It's almost dead already. Screen turns on when I connect it. But no home button. Time to cum on this piece.
Interesting, OP is actually delivering! this is only going to get more and more epic!
For now, OP is a pretty cool guy, now keep the thread alive while he will play whack a mole with his own trouser snake
Cannot wait for the next event
You know what, as the guy who won the roll thanks to a nice anon, i'll dump a couple epic threads, maybe someday this thread will be in the middle of one of those epic threads thread
in that case, posting in epic bread
this is one of my favorite epic threads
For those of you just coming in this thread, I had a winrar, now OP is whacking it and soon there'll be a picture of cum on an iphone
well i usually just sit down for an hour
Then let's give him some material!
OP, need some material to fap to?
I just found this gif
Well done sir
Oh here comes the microwave part!
Please do it safely OP, if possible in the backyard, we wouldn't want you to get hurt before full dump
you know what to do next
Here we go...
You are wayyyyyy behind, boy.
Stale ass copypasta
Here we see an apple fanboi in his natural habitat.
If you can see closely he is very protective of his young phone
However this kind of species is a unique kind of animal, for they don't just protect their own young phones, but in fact all young iphones.
All the way at the top we see an android predator, ready to destroy the iphone young
You can see the op and poster teaming up to make it so destroying the iphone and therefore destroying the fanboy.
The fanboi, upon noticing can't hold in his tears and starts crying for the only thing that will comfort him at that time
3 cocks in his ass, 2 in the mouth
an epic thread tread inside a epic thead!?
Holly Shit this is the most awesome thing i saw in my LIFE!
No real visual damage besides under the screen. Some parts popped off. It sparked up like hell, though.
Time for da poopoo
dis gettin interesting
Well i've been having a really shitty week, and came upon this thread, then saw this OP, figured i'd give it a try, then op delivered the first pic, and i'm having the best week this year!
So i decided to help OP not getting his thread 404'd
no, it's not gettin interesting, it's been interesting for 20 minutes now
Yeah, right, because microwaves produce radiations...
Why does steaks or popcorn don't glow in the dark once microwaved ?
I bet you can't answer that simple question.
Here we see a newfag not in it's natural habitat.
If you can see closely, he is very autistic
However, this kind of species is unique. They will try to fit in by using un-funny pastas and jokes.
Dude, fuck your scam. That shit is going on your credit report. Futhermore the guy who sold you those phones is gonna eat a fat paycheck deduction
You niggers and white trashed ruined my industry to make what? A whopping $2500. Your a peice of shit op and I hope you die.
>me and op and the only ones who get it.
I smeared it around for maximum performance. You're welcome
>its definitely not nutella
dafuq is that chocolate icing
Nigga that's nutella, shit like a normal human being you faggot
You had my attention. Now you have my curiosity
ughh your right
OP's a faggot
Summer is here, I can smell it in the air
And all the others because I'm on mobile
I already came on it, put it in the microwave, etc. What reason would I have not to shit on it? You shit and smear it around on something. It has the consistency of chocolate. But if you don't believe me, I'll dookie right on top of it and take a pic because you people are ungrateful.
and this was going so well...
If this is actually your shit, get it checked by specialists, FAST, because you're gonna die a slow and painful death because of your butt cancer.
if you cant take a shit you better induce vomit on it or something you lying son of a bitch
Hey OP! Look goyim, we have the same shit! I even put it on a plate! I swear it's shit and nothing else! :^)
And I can't shit twice. Nor will I get shitty hands again. So, if you kids are gonna be like this to the first OP to deliver in years, I'm out. Or you can be happy with my chocolate looking dump.
Here's some slack:
OP DON'T BE A FAGGOT AND DELIVAR WHAT YOU PROMISED
If you lie once again I promise anoymus will come to your house and shit on your face, in the pic related this is the anon I'm sending you if you dare lie to us again.
Not angry, you are just filthy casual. Say something sympathetic, prepare for insults.
OP confirmed for massive faggot
everyone go home
OP is an uber faggot from the stone age thinking /b/ is stoopid enough to fall in his b8.
Fuck you OP, we no fishes, we don't take b8s that are so poorly manufactered.
OP had a bottle of chardinay (however its spelled) a wooden bird a toothbrush and a pack of salmon we rolled first thing was cumming on the bird and sticking the tooth brush up his ass using salmon as lube second was popping the cork off into his balls third was throwing the bottle at his fridge (didnt break the bottle but dinted the fridge) last one was throwing the bottle at his cars windshield he said he didnt have a car so he picked his neighbors
No shit sherlock.
I don't even think he broke it, must have been an old broken iphone of his.
Or maybe it's got something to do with this:
never forget the day op almost delivered.
Okay, time to abandon thread, get out of this thread you summerfags there is nothing to see here but a lying attention seeking autist and a bunch of faggots waiting forevar for OP to deliver.
>better pic of the day OP got our hopes up
well done op
Dude, if you didn't sage I sure wouldn't know it was you SD97hn2e who took the screeshots and then uploaded them as heaven.
Pic related: it's (you) you summerfag