Hey /b/, Risk time! Map respectfully plagiarized from this:

>>553315792

>Yellow
>The Holy Dictatorship Of Iran
>Jerusalem
>Heaven City

Teal, start me in Portugal
>Portugal
>Henry the Navigator

>>553316026
>_<

>>553316036
please post the name of your capital and nation

I need 3 to start. First round is worth double.

>>553316212
My nation is Portugal and my capital is Lisbon
>Portugal
>Henry the Navigator

>>553315792
>Red
>Red
> cool to start anywhere
>Red

Brown
Niggerland
west africa
King Bongo

>any colour
>Scandinavia
>plsnoattack

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bump

>>553317683
>any colour
>plsnoattack
>hookers and cocaine city

>>553317935
Fuck i keep getting this wrong
>any colour
>plsnoattack
>scandinavia
>hookers and cocaine city

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~The Beginning~

>>553318197
Here we go
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
capture neutral territory east of our mighty capital, the canaries and west Africa if possible

>>553318197
Expand into rest of Scandinavia
>plsnoattack

>>553318197
>Red
spread out in all directions

please rise for our great national anthem of niggerland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa6qf7avM1s

>>553318197
General Expansion
>Portugal
>Henry the Navigator

>>553316026
i don't think Iran was serous

>>553318197
ATTACK RED

If Iran doesn't roll soon, can we just move on?

>>553320112
you habe to put
>country
>colour
>leader

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>>553320075
>>553320112
>>553320232
Iran has been smitten by God for heavenfaggotry.

~Expansion~

>>553320112
Don't sage. We need to see your id otherwise anyone can roll for you.

>>553320646
op is huge faggot
>>553320686
that was the point

>>553318197
>Orange
>Fourth Reich
>Robot Hitler
Start me off in Germany

>>553320646
Expand over seas into Finland
>plsnoattack

>>553320808
>>553320646
>Robot Hitler

>>553320808
capital name please. You get to start with a fort!

>>553320646
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
expand east and into the Mediterranean islands

i offer a alliance to Henry the navigator of Portugal

>>553320987
Capital name: Berlin Bunker
>Robot Hitler

>>553320646
Slavalav
Green
Moscow
Robot Stalin

>>553321291
Robot Stalin, we meet again!
>Robot Hitler

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>>553321165
found a pic of you robo hitler

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>>553319783
>Portugal
>>553318725
>Red

You two have been skipped this turn, please post faster next time :p
>>553320794
Go fuck yourself

~Be fruitful and multiply~

>>553322036
Expand into Northern Russia
>plsnoattack

>>553320646
Fill the Iberian Peninsula
>Portugal
>Henry the Navigator

>>553322036
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
expand north into spain

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>>553322036
Expand into Germany
>Robot Hitler

>>553322036
General Expansion
>Robot Stalin

Bumpity bump

>>553322228
how about a great western nigger-Portuguese alliance?

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~3 Nations Left To Be Claimed~
PRO TIP: HOLY SHIT GET AS MUCH LAND AS POSSIBLE AAAAH

>>553323263
Fill the space between me and my nigga
>>553323046
Hell ya nigga
>Portugal
>Henry the Navigator

>>553323263
Expand into rest of Scandinavia
>plsnoattack

>>553323263
can i have red if red duz nawt cum bak???????

oh wait u r fag & wont let me

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>>553323263
Go north into Denmark
Spill into taking the rest of Germany
>Robot Hitler

>>553323389
okay then you take the mainland and i'll do africa,islands and italy k?
>king bongo

>>553323263
Western Expansion
>Robot Stalin

>>553323548
k
>Portugal
>Henry the Navigator

>>553323263
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
expand into Sardinia and Sicily

>>553323704
How about an alliance?
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack

>>553323984
Sure
>Robot Stalin

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>>553323716
you didn't specifically state that you wanted to use a boat attack, so i just pushed in that general direction

~round after this next one will be a double round~~

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>>553323263

>Purple
>Holy Sword Empire
>Serbia

>Emperor Sword

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>>553324329
WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP WRONG MAP, sorry!

Here's the actual map :D

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>>553324329

Please see >>553324334

Also

>4334

Palins get

>Emperor Sword

>>553324329
Continue expanding in Northern Russia
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

>>553324474
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
take rome and make it a fort if possible

>>553324474
move along the french coast
>Portugal
>Henry the Navigator

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>>553324334
Alliance? Together we can remove Kebab like in the old days
>>553324329
>>553324474
Finish taking Denmark
Then go into Switzerland
>Robot Hitler

>>553324474
South-Western Expansion
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plsnoattack

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>>553324853

Might as well~

>Emperor Sword

>>553324495
Capital name?

>>553325137

Throne of the Holy One.

>Emperor Sword

>>553325048
bump

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>>553324738
Fort can be made next turn, at the expense of conquering absolutely nothing on a Double Turn.

For the record, you can attack anyone you're allied with whenever you want, in this world you can just rip the paperwork in half to break allies. (this prevents everyone in the game from allying against one person, screwing over said person.)

>>553326081
Ehhh where's my roll?
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

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>>553326081

The Holy Sword Empire expands in all directions, surrounding it's own capital with new lands.

>Emperor Sword

>>553326081
Head into Switzerland and take their gold
Then spill into Poland
>Robot Hitler

>>553326081
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal
i think i'll just fill out the Italian area for now

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>>553326215
God fucking dammit, I posted the wrong map again.

>>553326081
Expand into rest of Norway
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

>>553326081
Fort on The Black Sea
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plsnoattack

>Blue
>New Order of Scotland
>Glasgow
>New Glasgow

>>553326325
You rolled a 25 on a double round, where do you spill into?

>>553326819
greece please
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

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>>553326081
Alright OP, this is my plan for conquering Europe
Included greatest ally Serbia, but I don't know what his plan is yet

>>553326767
Or just Glasgow
>William Wallace

>>553326369

>Whatever color is left
>Golden Dawn
>Northern Greece

>Dawn

>>553326573
Ally, would you be willing to just expand south from now. If no it's ok.

>>553327129
idk if greece is a good idea for a start for you >brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal
>>553326904
>>553326819

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>>553327134
sure, just want to take this area
>Robot Stalin

>>553327542
>>553326369

Alright, then put me by the Aral sea or somewhere around there

>Dawn

>>553327771
bumps aren't necessary anymore, all of the positions are filled.

i fucked up the double round and now i'm desperately trying to fix it, i'll need a bit

>>553327917
Good, i don't think red is playing anymore anyway...

>>553328584
if it does we should save the maps so we can get it going again

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~~the long awaited mupdate 7~~
If Red doesn't move next turn, their territories will be randomly redistributed to everyone.

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>>553328707

The Holy Sword Empire creates another fort in it's territory closest to Russia. Call this new fort Requiem. If it's not possible to make a fort this turn, expand West towards Italy.

>Emperor Sword

>>553328707
Go into Poland
>Robot Hitler

>>553328707
Expand south from North Russia
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal
obtain the rest of north Africa if possible build a fort in northern italy

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>>553328707

Can you relocate me over by the Aral sea, from there I'd like to begin expanding.

>Dawn

>>553328707
Expand South
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plznoattack

>>553328707
south
>William Wallace
>Scotland

>>553329042
rolled a 42 take Ireland
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553329042
42 42 42 42 42 42!
You get 15 territories ANYWHERE ON THE MAP, which do you take?

>>553329375
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal
ireland please

>>553329183
little Scotland would you become my vassal?
terms:
the niggers will not attack you
I will not expand into mainland Britannia
you will support me in my endeavors as will i support you
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

If we 404 the password is shitcakes. If you don't say that in the new thread you can't join, that way they'll be no imposters unless they've been spectating.

>>553330320
heavenfag go away

>>553330728
Fuck you

>>553330778
Fuck you heaven

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>>553330778
okay

OP are you dead?

>>553328707
how's i coming op

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As promised, everyone has received 6 of Red's territories. Red is now faggot.

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>>553331325

The Holy Sword Empire attacks Brown. If I get a nuke, drop it on their capital. Burn it all to ashes.

>Emperor Sword

>>553331498
What the actual fuck?

How did you get a nuke?

>>553331498
well fuck

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>>553331325

>>553331498

>98
>If I get a nuke, drop it on their capital. Burn it all to ashes.

Do it.

>Emperor Sword

>>553331325
Create fort on White Sea coast called "super fun cocaine party place"
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

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>>553331325

Golden Dawn expands southwards

>>553331498
Holy shit son...
>if i get a nuke
>gets nuke

>>553331325
attack holy sword with everything i fucking got
go my niggers
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553331730

Forgot to add my thingy

>Dawn

>>553331325
Take Red City And expand towards Dawn
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plznoattack

>>553331498
>Talks about getting nuke
>Gets nuke
>>553331325
Acquire more Poland
Spill into Benelux
>Robot Hitler

since portugal was my allie and now he's afk can i annex him entirely
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553332121
>>553331325
PALINDROME

>>553331498
>>553331887
8 vs. 7, Holy Sword wins the war.

Which of Brown's territories do you take? You can have up to 5.

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>>553332529

Take his Irish territory.

>Emperor Sword

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The ocean has been bombed. The NUCLEAR FALLOUT event has started.

The radiation flowed into Portugal, which is safely afk. It will expand to ALL NEIGHBORING territories each turn unless somebody rolls a 33, which will stop the spread of the radiation.

If anyone rolls a pali on this turn, they can build a free fort in addition to their attack.

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>>553333418

The Holy Sword Empire continues to remove brown from Ireland. Anything remaining is used to remove them from Italy.

>Emperor Sword

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>>553333418
I'm just going to keep posting the wrong maps over and over again, aren't I?

Ignore the last one, this is the real one -- i keep forgetting to save because i'm an idiot

>>553333418
attack the emperor of sward again!
i wish i could nuke you so bad
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553333418
Expand west from Russia
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

>>553333574
Go into France/Benelux
>Robot Hitler

>>553333560
>>553333637
0 is a great number for expansion, but a really shitty one in war.

You rolled a 7. 7 - 0 = 7. 7 * 5 = 35. Which 35 of Sword's territories do you--oh wait, Sword doesn't even have 35 territories.

War's over, folks

>>553333574

Fill in the white space next to the Caspian Sea

>Daen

>>553333975

Dawn* Fuck

>Dawn

>>553333574
Cover The West Side of the Caspian sea
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plznoattack

>>553334304
You can't, Dawn's 75 already gave them that land.
Where do you go instead?

>>553334421
they could attack eachother

>>553334421
Israel

>>553334304
Ally expand under Black Sea

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>>553333921

How are you calculating this war, OP?

Also, if my forts and capitals are still intact, I should still be in the game, right?

>Emperor Sword

>>553334867
don't ask questions! just accept this nigger dick.
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553334867
7>4 therefore your forts have been taken

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>>553334671
They have to actually want to attack each other, war can be pretty destructive.
>>553334867
Last digit (or last two digits for tie) are taken into count for a war.

The winner has the highest digit and gets (5 times the difference between the digits) number of territories.

7 is enough to take one Fort Tier 1, but an 8 or higher would be needed to take both. The only territory you have left is your Throne.

>>553335107
look at it this way: if each fort is designed to withstand an army of 4000, is an army of 7,000 going to beat both of them?

~Mupdate X is here~

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>>553334940

>just accept this nigger dick.

>tfw have actually had sex with a half black guy in the past

>>553335107

I have a fort and a capital, wouldn't his 7 become a 3 after taking one of them?

>Emperor Sword

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>>553335323
WRONG FUCKING MAP AGAIN ASFDFASFASDF
i am truly /b/tarded

>>553335528
take the capital!(swords's)
break their nation
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553335323
I suppose

>>553335289
Expand south from Russia, do not attack brown.
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

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>>553335528
>>553335289

The Holy Sword Empire reclaims it's lost land. Crush brown into dust.

>Emperor Sword

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>>553335289

Golden Dawn expands into Turkey, killing some stinky turks in the process

>Dawn

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>>553335767

>767 Palindrome


>Dawn

>>553335767
i offer you a allience so our great nations shall prosper under our combined might- to Dawn
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553335289
Build a bunker in Denmark
Call it:
>Mein Kamfy Chair
>Robot Hitler

>>553336125
Alliance friend?
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong

>>553336231
Sure thing, buddy
>Robot Hitler

>>553335662
For the record, Sword still has that land in the Middle East from the gaysplosion. You'd win that as well if you won the war, which you didn't.

>>553336071

How about a non aggression pact to start our diplomatic relationship?

>Dawn

>>553335528
I Propose a alliance to >Robot Hitler
Expand To North Africa and take Cyprus if possible
>Robot Stalin

Scotland will become radioactive if they don't move by next turn.

Mupdate coming shortly.

>>553336524
agreed
>king bongo of the great dystopia of niggerland

>>553336602
Everybody loves Robot Hitler!
I will gladly accept!
>Robot Hitler

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~war is inevitable~

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>>553337063

The Holy Sword Empire crucifies brown. Wash them away.

>Emperor Sword

>>553336602
>>553336849
We are all friends!

>>553337063
Expand west
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich

>>553337145
5

Niggers need 8 or 9 to completely wipe you off the map.

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>>553337063

Golden Dawn takes back its lost land.

>Dawn

defend the empire
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies: Portugal teal

>>553337447

>7447 Does this count as Palindrome?

>Dawn

>>553337063
Take The Remains of Africa, if any left take the Territories around Dawns Border
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plznoattack, 4th Reich

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>>553337545

Looks like a draw.

P.S. I made a little reminder of this game for you~

>Emperor Sword

>>553338001
thanks op but i got a Palindrome

>>553338149
wait not op, sword! my arch nemesis! i'll get you!

>>553337063
From my new throne in Denmark, I declare that my Robot Nazi Army descends into France
>Robot Hitler
>Allies: Pretty much everybody

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>>553338312

>Emperor Sword

>>553338407
we'll see if that title last long
>king bongo

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>>553337593
Indeed it does. I don't think Slavalav actually wanted that land, so I'm giving it back to you. Call it an error on my part.
>>553337145
>>553337545
Both of you rolled 45s. Palis don't factor into war, so DOUBLE WAR has also led to a tie, next roll is TRIPLE WAR and gives triple usual reapings...unless you guys want to peacefully draw, which will instead let you both have TRIPLE EXPANSION next turn. Holy Sword would also be able to add on the 25 from this pali onto their next expansion, creating CRAZY EXPANSION GAIZ!!!!

Yay making up rules because seriously what the fuck are the chances of this shit.

~MUPDATE 12~
~why you all gotta be so rude?~

>>553338742
sword want to draw for the triple and call peace?
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo

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>>553338742
New fort in Norway, cocaine coast
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich

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>>553338742

The Holy Sword Empire crushes Brown~

The map is getting far too full already, so expansion without conquest would be pointless.

>Emperor Sword

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>>553338742

Alright, Finish off Turkey and then start filling in white spaces in the middle east.

>Dawn

>>553339157
fuck it rnjesus save me from this whiteman
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo

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>>553338952

See

>>553339157

>Emperor Sword

>>553338742
take more of africa, if i roll enough land at Wales
>Robot Stalin
>Allies:plznoattack 4th Reich

>>553339157
>>553339321
Brown made two posts and idk which to count as the war roll.

Can you both reroll? Thanks :p

>>553339460
k
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo

>>553339450
...?
you mean use the shitty boat rule to go to Wales? You realize it'll be a radioactive wasteland in a few turns, right?

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>>553339460

Can't I just keep my superior roll and crush him into dust? I believe it would be best for all parties involved to just take a shotgun to his head and put him out of his misery, like you would a horse or a cow, or any other farm animal for that matter.

>Emperor Sword

>>553339732
Op is god
Op is law
>king bongo

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>>553339848

But it's still not fair. Regardless of which of your two rolls he counted, I would have still crushed you.

Why should I be penalized for your panic attack and shit gets~?

>Emperor Sword

>>553339732
You have made me feel bad for making you reroll when you'd have won, but you had equal chances rolling again. You're out of the game, better luck next...

Want Portugal?

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>>553339697
Make a Fort then here

>>553340008
The way I see it is:
#nigger tries to make peace
#you attack
trying to make peace doesn't count as a war roll, but I didn't say that the second one would count, making a discrepancy.

You still had an equal chance of winning when you rolled again. It was as if the other rolls never happened.

Also you fuckers need to roll 33 already...

>>553340207
Where is my new fort?
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich

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>>553340010

Portugal is getting eaten by radiation. Not to mention I would be completely defenseless without a capital. So I'm going to have to decline~

If you feel bad about your decision, and you should, then you should handicap Brown with AIDS for a few turns.

>Emperor Sword

>>553338742
Take Portugal and Scotland's lands in Gaysplosion
Spill into taking France
>Robot Hitler
>Allies: Sword, dontattackpls, Robot Stalin

>>553340315
Oops, i thought this was mupdate my mistake...

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>>553340220

>Also you fuckers need to roll 33 already...

You might be waiting a while, since dubs are disabled on /b/

>Emperor Sword

is dawn still here?
>bongo

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>>553340315
lol he's not me bby
>>553340396
Through luck and magical teleportation, you have gone over enemy land to take over the suddenly defenseless territories of the people who aren't here.
>>553340350
AIDS event has spawned. Some random white territory (not saying which) is infected with AIDS - conquer it and all of your war rolls will be halved until you can roll a 41.
>>553340812
gfd i forgot. k, radiation can only be stopped by moar nukes now.

If I forgot anything tell me, this has been a pretty chaotic round


~unlucky muppet date~

>>553341274
take the rest of the greece area
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo

>>553341274
Continue south from Russia. Cede all land in gaysplosion to slavalavadingdong
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich

>>553341274

Claim white spaces in Greece for Golden Dawn and then of course white spaces in Middle east

>>553341527

Keep forgetting this dingy

>Dawn

>>553341445
Your nation has contracted AIDS!

wow, that was fast.

>>553341274
Take Red City
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plznoattack, 4th Reich

>>553341274
Create a fort on the Netherlands coast
>Spaghetti Coast
>Robot Hitler

>>553341696
dawn my future looks grim, i propose that if you help defend my borders then i will cede all land in the balkens to you for a perma alliance.
what do you say
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo

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>>553342316

Dawn gladly accepts this offer and welcomes our return to our homeland in Greece. Consider our nations allied.

>Dawn

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>>553342316
if someone else rolls a 41, they can give you the cure for AIDS, if they want.

Thread will 404 at 300 replies, I'll link you guys to a second one before then.

>>553342591

Golden Dawn starts claiming the rest of the white spaces in the middle east.

>Dawn

>>553342591
Where's my roll?
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich

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>>553342591
cede this land to dawn
for my move expand west of serbia
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies dawn

>>553342591
Take Territories from Dawn And Niggerland Around newly captured City

>>553342865
I apparently forgot you, you can have double this round.

>>553343121
>Robot Stalin

>>553342869
someone want to start up a new thread?

>>553343249
Ok thanks OP. Expand south.
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich

>>553342869
Niggerland has kept the territory infected with AIDS, btw.
>>553343121
Dawn, Nigger, you willing to cede the gaysplosion land to Stalin or will you fight for it?

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>>553343595

I'll fight to defend the people in my territory against invading armies, so if I'm being invaded then yes I will fight.

>>553343595
i'll fight them back or atleast try
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>aids
>allies dawn

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>>553344176
Niggerland wins all of Stalin's Gaysplosion territory.

>>553344559
because red was a capital, does that not mean it has max fort level?

>>553344559
attack stalins north african holdings if possible build a fort in rome
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies dawn

>>553344776
Capitals start with Tier I forts and have to be upgraded to Tier II, so no.

>>553344559
Take little peninsula in black sea, spill into Balkans.
>president hot girls in your area
>plsnoattack
>allies: slavalavadingdong, forth reich

>>553344776
no we start with tier 1(4 or higher rolls) forts

>>553344559
Cut Dawn In half, from Russia to israel
>Robot Stalin
>Allies: plznoattack, 4th Reich

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>>553344559

Attack Stalin all the way to Israel.


>Dawn

>>553344559
Kill Portugal in Gaysplosion
Spill into taking France
>Robot Hitler
>Allies: dontattackpls, Robot Stalin

>>553345434
>>553344559
DDDDDOUBLE PALI

>>553320808
Kenflo?

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here you all go

98 causes another Radioactivity Event, and it's not a nice one -- however it stops the spread of radiation

~begin endgame~

lets not have this 404 on use

New thread now i think

>>553346171
we're still a good way away from a 404, you all want a new thread anyways?

>>553346148
what about dawn's and niggers middle east north africa attacks?
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies dawn

>>553344848
>>553345425

>>553345424
>>553346148
Palindrome?

>>553346356
Yup

>>553346440
Palis are worthless in war. Sorry. :(

New thread, I'll link you all there gimme a sec to make it

are ya'll about to start a new game any time soon?

>>553346765
no

>>553346609
is it done yet Op?

>>>553347137
Post here with new ID to prove your identity

>>553347216
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies dawn
new id is 606lft2s

xX557Alq

>>553347451

pHComuZk

>Dawn

>>553347441
got a 41 no more aids?
>brown
>niggerland
>king bongo
>allies dawn