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hey /b/ ask a Walmart employee anything

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hey /b/

ask a Walmart employee anything
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>>553156449
What's the password?
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>>553156449
how long u been workin ther?
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>>553156615
008

its my cash password
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Why are you still using registers from the 1980s ?
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>>553156870
>Couldn't even get 007

So beta
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>>553156449

What can be stolen that won't set off the sensors?
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>>553156642
just hit two months today
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>>553156449
what is your favorite color?
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Why not an hero yet?
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>>553156990
The OPs self esteem and dreams for the future.
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>>553156449
Are you a cashier?

>>553156876
Because people in charged don't want to shell out the big bucks. The Walmart I work in was erected in the mid 2000s and we have the same register.
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>>553156876
because im not the CEO and fuck you
>>553156989
i tried im sorry anon kun


>>553156990
mostly produce. no barcode.
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>>553157126

Those had no value anyway.
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>>553156449
what's the password?
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>>553157021
yellow

>>553157052
ive had worse jobs. this is avtually not that bad


>>553157167
cash trained. im in seasonal right now.
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>>553156990
You can steal from walmart easily. Take anything and walk out. If there is no greeter, you just keep going.
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>>553157186

I've stolen plenty of things that have a bar code.

>tfw I have stolen at least $1k in MTG cards
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>>553157126
Right in the feels
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>>553157371
Why did your ID change
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>>553157371
>Implying there is a worse job than working at Walmart.

mfw
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>>553157371
You're only seasonal until they think you're good enough. Once you're a permanent, you're there to stay unless you do something really stupid since Walmart hates giving people unemployment.
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>>553157551
I think being child solder makes the cut
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>>553156990
Almost everything. and as for the dipshit who said anything without a barcode, he doesn't know how the door scanners work. It's the little plastic chip on things that are usually higher priced items.
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>>553157683
>child solder

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
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>>553157742
>implying door scanners aren't set off by magnetism

I used to set off door scanners in every place I went to because of my phone
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counting till. hold on faggots
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>>553157683
No, I'm pretty sure this kid is not only more badass, but is having a way better time than you.
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Worked for Walmart for 5yrs.

Not going to ask anything, going to give you some good advice.

Keep looking around for other retail jobs. I left and worked for Albertsons doing Produce (granted this was back when they were doing good) and in the interview they OFFERED to pay me a few dollars more an hour. Then raises followed. I was matching my mother (worked there for 20yrs) within a year or so. Back then, Albertsons health benefits were free. I shit you not.

So keep applying at other places while you work there. I'm not downing you as Walmart worker. It's a job and working is important. But for love of god there is NO reason to stay there long-term. None. I don't care if you want to be CEO. Find somewhere else. Walmart's will fall eventually. It's only the great recession that's kept them going this long.
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>>553157878
>magnetism

It's not that simple. Tags respond to specific frequencies.
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>>553157818
>>553157683
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Where in Canada?
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>>553158145
>Wall-mart's will fall eventually. I don't see this happening. I can see wall-mart sticking around for another 10-70 years if not longer.
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>>553158280
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What are your plans 4 future?
Tell me about your dreams pls.
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>>553156449
Why the fuck is there a steel next to the register that is up against a wall? That layout makes no sense. It looks like someone put a register in the backroom.
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>>553157456
this right here. MTG cards are the easiest things to steal from walmart.
mfw i walk out of there with 2 fat-packs under each arm as a cop walks out of the security room.
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>>553158534

Don't be so sure anon.

I used to ALWAYS shop there. Now I get groceries cheaper at Winco. I get almost everything else from Amazon.

Hell, prices at my current job (Fred Meyer) are starting to come close on some things.

Also, Walmart has serious issue with keeping stuff in stock. I forget the percentage, but even a small amount means company is losing TONS of money every time stuff sits in the backroom.

Everyone I know that still shops there only does so because they're too lazy to shop around.
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>>553156449

Why did you drop out of school for a menial job?
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Does your wal mart make you walk around the register to hand customer's their receipts? Mine made this rule recently and it's retarded as fuck.
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>hey can you log in for me I'm locked out because my lunch is overdue
>thanks
>hairpin
>turn register key to pos1
>nosale
>ring out 'customer'
>hey man remember that time we ripped off walmart and that guy got fired lmao
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>>553159572
The actual fuck?
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>>553158532
nova scotia

>>553158915
in university. im majoring in Biology

>>553158940
i work in the garden center so its like a little bunker to protect us from the rain


>>553159313
i didnt. im not that much of a deadbeat, faggot
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>>553159572
what the fuck. no.


alao if my ID is chabging its my phone. sorry
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>>553159642
The reasoning for it was to make cashiers check under people's carts more cause they always forgot
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>>553159976
Oh O.K, so your Walmart is in such a ghetto fucking area you have to double check. What's next, you have to pat the customers down as they leave and slip the receipt in their pocket?
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>>553159694

So we have established :

A) I'm a faggot
B) you are a deadbeat... just not that deadbeat

Follw-up question: what useless degree are you reading that will qualify you to say "would you like fries with that?"
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>>553157000
nice trips i think
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>>553160113
Pretty much. I quit working there a while ago before this I just have friends that still work there and it just blew my mind when they told me they have to do this
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>>553156449
where do babies come from?
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>>553160131
gunning for Biochem. maybe just settling for biology.

so. do you want some E.Coli with them fries?
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>>553156449
How much do you earn a month?
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>>553157509
same question
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hey friend, i work in Asda in the UK which is a subsidiary of walmart. we have walmart shit on everything.

i hate it
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>>553160352
vaginas

>>553160308
thank you, i think
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Do you barter food stamps for crack?
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>>553156449
the fuck does "non competitive" mean, when i tried to get a job there they said my background came back "non competitive" and they couldn't hire me
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>>553159976
>not just having small mirrors on the opposing wall to see yourself
pleb stores
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>>553160415
depends.

some months 1500
some months less
i make 10.65 an hour so
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>>553160708
it means you didn't offer them anything that they couldn't get from any other retard
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>>553160732
I think it's good we don't have them all the fucking mexicans let their kids run around they'd smudge them the fuck up and our janitor was such a nice guy I wouldn't want more work for him
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>>553160687
i barter money for food? im not that poor.

>>553160708
no clue. sorry

>>553160442
im on my phone. so. sorry?
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>>553159063
Krogers has always had good prices
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Assuming a fucking cashier who's been there 2 months knows shit. God I love telling you idiots what to do every night.
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are you gay?
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>>553160890
I work for Vons, in a very nice neighborhood, and even rich white fucks let their kids run around like fucking retards.

people are dumb everywhere bro
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>>553159694
If I was to steal a pair of heavy shoes from your store and you confronted me concerning it, what would it be about (aboot). Get it? Cuz OP is Canadian guise!
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You're allright Op. I wish you the best.
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>>553157459
pathetic attempt to samefag
lurk moar
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>>553160941
ty anon

>>553160956
no. only 4 u and only during the week when it dosnt end with day

>>553160926
i dont know what that is. i work in canada
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>>553156449
what is better to bite into, an avocado or an apple?
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>>553161182
ty anon. <3

>>553161180
i. i wouldnt do shit? thats not my department.
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>>553161273
fred meyers is owned by kroger...
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>>553161324
apple. you dont have to cut it. less mushy too
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Which walmart are you at? If its near me I'll stop by
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>>553161638
i dont know what that is either
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>>553161703
nobody ever says avocado.
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>>553161859
bayers lake
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>>553162101
stupid canadian
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>>553161870
>your company has always had good prices
actually that thick...
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how much do they pay you per hour and what is your state min. wage?

Im in produce which is apparently one of the higher paying positions at $7.85 (min wage 7.25 here). its shit wage but idc its my first job and good enough for a broke college student. i get a 30 cent raise after 90 days.
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>>553156449
is Walmart a good start out job?
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>>553161324
Have you ever bitten into the stone of an avocado? An apple core is much more pleasant.
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Can you put all that money is this bag? It's a fucking robbery!
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After Uni, what do?
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>>553162738
there was only 200. sorry


>>553162717
its a job. it pays
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>>553163261
work more? not sure
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