Ask someone attempting to warn of the coming Earth invasion anything.

>>553145210
do you powder your crotch?

>>553145210
>attempting to warn of the coming Earth invasion


>tries to warm earth of invasion
>post on /b/
lel

>>553145210
Who are you and why should we care?

What type of species would invade? Why not visit x to post this?
>implying

>>553145210
how close are they now? fortnight?

>>553145210
We've already been invade by sand-niggers and messicans here in the US....

>>553145835
How to you warm the earth of invasion?

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>>553146075
I am a top scientist. I am not going to give my name in this forum. I left my post last week upon finding out that the government had already made deals with the invaders rather than fight them.

And you should care because this world is going to change rapidly within the next 6 months.

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>>553147479
They will be here in early October. We have that much time to form a solid resistance movement.

>>553148223
what is the relationship between the focal distances of the lenses used and the length of an astronomical telescope in normal adjustment?

>>553145210
So how high are you right now?

>>553148223
i'd assume a top scientist would know such a simple thing

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Does this have anything to do with the Universal Living Transmitter?

>>553149214
I don't know. I don't use telescopes. I am a technical research analyst.

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Alliums?

>>553149453
And I am not going to give away my field of study because it is highly specialised and this thread could be watched.

>>553149570

What do you know about the invasion?

>>553148936
NYPA faggoot

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>>553149894
They are humanoid, almost like us. They are a conquering species who used up their solar system. They want to take ours and use Earth as a home planet.

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>>553149761
doesn't matter. my father said something about us moving to Wyoming and is in process of buying wooded acreage as I type this. He is military and said he was resigning and we would leave within the month. Also, military kids know each other, this isn't isolated and two friends are moving too. I think the same area even.

shitting my pants cause my dad is making me go with him and asked me to postpone next year at GWU.

all my whats?!?!

>>553150587
What will they do with us? And are the ladies sexy?

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>>553150587
Why don't you just shut your whore mouth,faggot?

Stay where you are,we are enroute.

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>>553150636
Wooded mountainous areas would offer the most protection, as much of the culling and systematic domesticating of the human race will occur in urban areas. We basically have some time before they venture out into remote areas.

>>553151365
Where do they come from?

>>553150587
What are their intentions for us?
How are we expected to hold our own against such a menacing force?

Any civilization advanced enough to scale the vastness of space to conquer earth wouldn't have any trouble to do so.

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>>553150885
They are all males. They use females of other species in order to reproduce. Human females are highly compatible to their purpose, and will be culled on a frequent basis.

>>553151937
Ah yeah I see where this is going. This will slowly turn into one of those cockold threads, right? Motherfucker don't lie to me.

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>>553151489
They will use us as slave labor. But they can be killed with conventional weaponry, so we definitely have that as an advantage. So far they have no inkling that humans will fight back in any way.

>>553151937
This doesn't into biology. Also, if they were really intent on doing what they profess to do, why would they have informed the governments?

How can we tell the difference between them and us

>>553152385
What do the contingent of humans who made the deal get out of it?

I demand evidence.

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>>553152361
I don't know what that means, but if you have a girlfriend, it is very likely she will be raped and inseminated by the Conquerors within the next year. You would only be able to shield her from them for so long.

>>553152385

What do you expect us to do? If they are that advanced they could just whipe us out. But Humans are resilient gerilla fighters so do you think we can beat them in the long run?

>>553151937
why cant it be asari looking aliens with vaginas for mouths that need to eat our sperm to survive for once anon?

>this is why we cant have nice things

>>553150636
Maybe your dad knows..

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>>553152864
God damn

>>553150885
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other

day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you

anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you

call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does

not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>553145210
good that will be the best thing that has ever happend to this god foraken shit hole of a planet

>>553152864
sauce?

>>553152385
>no inkling that humans will fight back in any way.

So they've mastered space travel but somehow can't view what we're doing on earth.

>>553149214
>what is the relationship between the focal distances of the lenses used and the length of an astronomical telescope in normal adjustment?

Objective lens has larger focal length than the eyepiece
these are convex lens
The distance between the two lenses can be adjusted by adjusting the tube which holds the lens
the eye piece is so adjuted that the image of objective lens lie in focal plane of eye piece
this is called normal adjustment

First off, why the fuck would they come to this shit whole of a planet? It's already fucked up with global warming and all that. Jokes on them i guess.

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>>553152587
>>553152407
All I know is that a large number of individuals in our government gave them information in exchange for amnesty. But given the treacherous nature of these invaders, they very likely signed their own death sentences.

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>>553153194
>best copy pasta

>>553153338
How did they communicate?

>>553145210
Don't worry,Keanu Reeves will take care of that,we just need a black guy to help him

>>553153306

We have alot of natural resources. Planets like ours are rare which have silicon I believe

>>553153194
lol newfag get of my (b)

>>553148223
Why the fuck won't you give your name? i mean if your'e smart enough to be a scientist you must know that without a name you have no credibility.

>>553153194
Can't tell if bait or genuine retard
04/10

How much time do we have and how should we prepare?

What are the changes that are going to happen?

What was the "deal" that was made?

Why are you posting this on /b/?

Will they rape my mom?

>>553153707
newfag

>>553153870
This needs to be answered.

>>553153194
>been on here for months
Lol you're still a newfag

Nice copypasta, btw

>>553145210
Why can they pass our solar system without getting seen? you imply that it is a big fleet otherwise they couldnt invade 7 billion

>>553153870
your mom is much too heavy to be raped

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Do they come in the US only ? Why all the UFO story's comes from there?
It's Hollywood in the head of each American, admit it mr.scientist, nothing more.

Greeting from North Korea.

>been here for months

much cancer

So, OP what are we suppose to do to prepare ourselves or are we all basicly fucked? Also why isn't the governement planning on telling the public so that we can all get prepared.

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>>553153338
Is this what they look like?
What kind of weaponry do they use?
What are their weaknesses?

>>553147952
like the white man didn't invade america before hand.

>>553152864
I hope they rape me.

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>>553153870
In early October they will arrive and begin rounding up humans for the purposes of reproduction and slavery. They will begin extracting natural resources on planets in our solar system.
If I were you I would find a powerful semi-automatic rifle.
And I am posting this here because of the background chatter. There are other operatives I am attempting to locate.

>>553154414
Not true, there are a lot of stories out of different countries, you just never hear of them because we in america are loud mouthed bitches.

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>>553154536
rather like this

>>553154629
Everyone needs to workout and grab an m-14 and a few magazines?

12/21/2013

>>553154629
Why you no be hero like Snowden and warn the public other than just /b/?

>>553153104
I just called me and flat out asked him.

This is what he said;
>'What? This is ridiculous. Where did you get this idea. I'll talk to you next week when you get back from Alaska. I love you." click

so it's not true. everyone rest well.

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>>553154825
>2014
>Not owning a portable railgun
Are you even trying anon?

>ayyy lmao

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>>553154536
Their weakness is speed metal played at high volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXeTA8TqsS0

>>553154629
What are some signs to look out for that indicate their presence?

>>553154629
here is a FACT. the universe is made up of the same materials found here, found there, found everywhere. There is no reason to select a planet such as ours for resources when these resources are widely abundant and available.

>>553155295
But only here they can harvest souls

>>553155107
sub-par orgasms

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>>553154669
the movement is all over the world yes, but the story's are mainly based from new age sci-fi idiocy propaganda.
I've studied and read many reports to conclude that we cannot trust one single thing, include videos about UFO's in and there.
I agree with the big mouth.

Tell you what

When I see them on the news on the net whatever I will judge them right then and there based on looks/attitude what have you.

If I suspect even the slightest thing wrong my nostrils will flare my eyes will dilate and my body will tell me the next step.

Untill that time I will continue in my blissfull ignorant existence safe in the knowledge that anything smart enough to make it here would also be smart enough to realize there is nothing but wild animals and death here for them.


But suppose there is something out there with some balls eh?

Well I hope they spent the entire time on their own little rock dreaming of giant wars in the stars hulking titans of metals millions of brothers in arms striking out against the unknown foe, I hope they hungry for glory.

Beacuse we are starving.

>>553155483
you say slavery, so what exactly will we do?

>>553154919
he cant say it over the phone. that could compromise all of you

will these invaders have big dicks?

if so are they up for a fuck?

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We'll just inject all the women of the world with OP's faggotry before they get raped then the aliens will all become faggots and become extinct.

> you're welcome.

>>553155673
give birth to alien babies from our asses

>>553154569
Jesus Christ would can they fucking ban that i.d.?

>>553154629
will i finally get my dick sucked.

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>>553145210
this shit again
>>553148223
some faggot said the same shit like 2 years so you should get a life kid stop living with your parents and get some pussy

>>553145210

Is America the reason for your invasion?

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>>553155295
If you had been reading instead of playing keyboard expert you would see that I already covered this. They will be extracting resources from planets in the entire solar system, as they used up the resources in theirs.

>>553156174
i cant wait to sample what comes out of their fucked up alien cocks

>>553155483
wait wait wait... you're a scientist that believes in souls?

>>553145210
TRACKING INITIATED...
<494949856:1:0000001>;[N AMERICA];STATUS:working (ETC:00:00:14:56:35);SUBJECT:BCN1025; PRIORITY:8;;end

>>553154731
>>553155085
>>553155524
Fuck off.
I want to learn about my enemy.

>>553156245
some faggot said the same shit like 2 years so you should get a life kid stop living with your parents and get some pussy

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OP is special and important.

Not some nobody who wishes they had a life or were significant to anything at all in the world.

>>553155570
it would just be ignorant to believe they only come to the u.s. also if we can send drones out into space and other planets, who is to say that other intelligent (implying our planet's intelligent) hasn't sent drone (aka UFO's) to our planet looking for life. The universe is too big to believe we are the only ones.

>>553156272
Why not tell snowden or wikileaks?

>>553145210
What did you think of Eye Without A Face? Good film right?

>>553156348
no im serious, your orgasms wont feel nearly as good.

>>553155615
Holy shit dude

>>553148936
>garbage can lids, and the odd guy with a pistol will defend against space faring creatures

>I am a scientist

Did your doctor decrease your amount of medication?

>>553156272
So they can travel HUGE distances but can't artificially create those resources?

>>553156312
>>553156312
<494949856:1:0000001>;[NE US];STATUS:working (ETC:00:00:6:34:15);SUBJECT:BCN1025; PRIORITY:8;;end

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>>553156692
Yeah maybe.

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>>553156570
Everywhere we can read that they've better technology, better spirituality, finally a better life experience...
Why do that "specie" quoted want to rape us, take our resources and gtfo'ing?

It's not human to do that? maybe these story's are just a «fact» to accept the stupidity of human race as we have now, and accept more slavery.

>>553150636
you cant resign from the military lol
ft carson here, nothing special going on

>>553145210
I've read all his responses but can someone explain to me what this crazy basement caver is talking about

>>553157502
Personally, i don't believe that the alien species want's to "rape" i don't believe that shit really happens. I do believe however that we have been visited and people have been abducted but raped i don't think so.

>>553157681
aliens used all their junk on their planet so they come to our planet and use our junk but also rape us and make us do stuff

I need to go. My mom needs the computer.

>>553157681
Alien invasion incoming in October and he wants to "warn" us.
But all he wants to do is "warn" /b/ and not the rest of the world = OP is bullshitting hard

>>553157826
eh, they'll probally just unite earth, inspire a lot of shitty movies and reality shows then go away

Im game

>>553157502
Also they're not human. What might be accustomed to them is not what is accustomed to us. They may not see rape as rape they may see it as just procreating or experimenting. It's like a black girl having sex with a white guy.

>>553157397
>>553157397
>>553157397
<494949856:1:0000001>;[G.PA US];STATUS:working (ETC:00:00:2:14:45);SUBJECT:BCN1025; PRIORITY:8;;end

>>553157945

You lying motherfucker. You put so much effort into this and you ruin it by saying that...

>>553157945
LOL OP LE TROLED U ALL HARD :DDDDDD
EPIK THREAD GUYZE X-----------------------DDDD

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>>553157945
Mfw

>>553157945
kek, the alien is your mom. Please tell her to not rape my virgin ass.

>>553157945
Seriously you little cunt fucker. fuck you i got all wet in my panties expecting an alien invasion. Fuck you o.p faggot.

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>>553157945
I'm all fucking jittery about October now. Fucking Jerk.

>>553150587
Anyone with knowledge of a species that comes from another star would not refer to their system as a 'solar system'

>>553158070
>>553158070
>>553158070
>>553158070
<494949856:1:0000001>;[PH1.PA US];STATUS:complete (ETC:00:00:00:00:00);SUBJECT:BCN1025>comfirm; PRIORITY:8;STATUS:AAUINT;end

>>553157626
he's been in the Army his entire life. I am sure he is well past his commission.

so yes, you can because he is doing it. not that I know a lot about it.

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>>553157945
shit hahahahhaha nigger.

>>553158447
<494943333:1:0000003>;SUBJECT:BCN1025>comfirmed;STATUS:neutralized:RA>>;PRIORITY:5;;end

>>553159025
<494949856:1:0000001>;SUBJECT:BCN1025:<RA>:LIQ>MIT;PRIORITY:5;RA:confirm;;end

>>553159551
da fuk?

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>>553159551

>>553157945
YOU LEL I KEK HE LOL'D THEY KEK'D LELELLE ;0:)
TROLLEST THREAD EV A ;3,
KEK MY KEKS

alright, benefit of the doubt. when and what species?

>>553159790
>>553159747

It appears that our neckbeard OP has gotten "neutralized".
Interesting.

>>553159551
<494943333:1:0000003>;SUBJECT:BCN1025>;STATUS:LIQ1MIT01;PRIORITY:2:CLDMAS:4:ACT:discredit>RA:confirm;;end

why would a species that has been here forever want to invade?

>>553160143
I that the same thing as being castrated? Not sure what the fuck...dude was just a troll..

>>553157945
Is your mom in the lab with you atm? Is she being violated for scientific purposes in a way similar to bondage/violation hentai?

>>553160275
<494949856:1:0000001>;SUBJECT:BCN1025:<RA:ACT>discredit>NEG;ACT:moot001>SPAM::4CHAN;PRIORITY:0;;end:END TRANSMISSION

You can't win. It's already over. We own you. We always have.

This troll is not going to ruin my birthday, although considering the politics across the world at the moment maybe regan's classic alien speech will finally make sense? XD "if our planet faced an alien threat, imagine how quickly our differences would be put aside".

>>553161801
>XD
Get the fuck out

>>553161801
>regan
gtfo Republican faggot