Let's have some fun. OP will choose funniest.

Bump?

Do you like it up the pooper?

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Here

>>552611889
tits?

>>552613278

maybe we could go behind dennys and i'll give you a grandslam breakfast on your face

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>>552613350

Should I get circumcised? What's your opinion on it?

ayy lmao

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>>552613652

>>552613664
i want that sweet clit of your between my lips

She seems about 12

>>552614047
My name is Wolfgang Petry

>>552613664
fucking idiot you look like a 10yr old texting

>>552614047
I are the reincarnation of your former self. You used to be a man. Now I am here to teach you about the way of a man. Our lesson starts tomorrow. Prepare your body.

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>>552614118

>>552614528
>>552614156
Has to be 12

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>>552614528
kekd

whats a clit?
did she just fucking ask what a clit is ?!?!?!

Come over baby, I'll teach you ;D

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>>552614479

>>552615034
Clueless as fuck.

I hope some brilliants jump in this thread quick, stale /b/ is the worst.

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>>552615701
thats what im trying to get you to do, damn girl how are you so dumb?

Sorry I think we got off on the wrong foot. I'm kinda shy so I say these stupid things. I've seen you around my neighbourhood and I think you're beautiful. Send me a picture

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>>552615849

>>552616389
send dick pic

>>552616389
dis bate mayne. u try harder

>>552616389
fake kills yourself OP

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>>552616389

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>>552616201

>>552616389
if anything ill be coming to you, so where do YOU live?

>>552616842
Send me a pic of your lard bags, gurl

>>552616842
smells fishy

>>552616842
all the same, i'm zoophilic for whales. lets hook up.

I hate how society make girls feel bad for being overweight. I think you're beautiful, you should show your beautiful body off.

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>>552616939

that "girl"s pic is fake, it's a old old model from 4 years ago
fucking faggot op, again

>>552617349
sure, whatever you say, either way i'm going to harpoon that poon

>>552617375
Read the fucking chat fag.

i bet her pussy smells like rotten fish

>>552617375
>>552616842

Read the thread m8

>>552617349
Show me your muscle bags then.

>>552617349
>tfw fat girls saying its muscle

>>552617349
Fat and muscle weigh the same, fat is less dense, it is ok I like thick bitches

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>>552618027

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>>552618027
those are muscles u jewish cunt

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>>552614528

>>552618319
quit being so self conscious, we'll make love all the same

i've got a big muscle too.
wanna feel it?

>>552618319
i have a muscle i can give you

>>552618319
Bitch you just said you were overweight, now you say you're skinny? That's fraud, and fraud is a felony. You want me to call the cops bitch? Do you?

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>>552618027
>fat is less dense
Yes.
>Fat and muscle weigh the same
What do you even mean by this?

If you have 1kg of fat and 1kg of muscle, they obviously weigh the same, but you'll have less muscle volume (size) than fat volume.

>>552618319
just send a pic already, you keep telling me what you look like just show me

>>552618491
plus
bigdick.jpg

The former message was a joke, I actually like gay furries in their late 60s having consensual tentacle rape.

>>552618702
This

>>552618702
This

i was just kidding
so how about we meet up some time
but before we do let me see you so i wont be shocked when i see you the first time

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>>552618502

>>552619005
How fucking stupid are you? I lose all my hopes just because of your foolishness which can't even be compared to a fucking horse you little dipshit.

>>552619005
so bad. i weep at the lack of creativity of this generation.

0/10

>>552619005
So? promise I won't judge like all of the other guys.

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>>552618482
>>552619005
obviously /b/tard

you decide: pic or cops

>>552619005
goddamn, if this is not a fake she's as dumb as a rock

>>552619005
Send a picture of your fat titties or I'll call the police.

>>552619005
You either send me your tits to prove it or I call the cops and you go to a Cambodian prison camp. My dad is the director of the FBI's cyber crime unit.

>>552619005
come on baby send the pic ;)

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>>552614528

How can anyone be this dumb?

>>552619602
by having more than 1 x chromosome.

>>552619471
troll / fake...
fuck you

>>552619471
you won't be so self conscious with my dick in your ass

>>552619471
"Listen, I'm going to report this to kik administration and the cops as identity fraud unless you prove who you are and trust me, they take this kind of shit serious"

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>>552619691

>>552619471
Muscle AND big boobs now is it? That's DOUBLE FRAUD!

>>552619471
prove it. let's see em

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>>552619429

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inb4 spaghetti

>>552619943
I know where you live you heathen I will rape you with my fedora

>>552619943
way too young. Abandon ship

>>552619943
Say
"I've called them and they're on the phone. You have 5 mins."

>>552619943
Go to jail? That's where you're headed next, bitch nigga.

>>552620090
>too young

that's not possible

>>552619943
Then prison it is.
This is the future you chose.

>>552620090
Hey, it's legal in japan

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soon

>>552617349
Did we say she was 12

what a dumb hoe

>>552611889
"Want to hear a joke?"

" What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my mom/mum cry when I feed it to her? "

"Her miscarriage."

Obvious troll

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>>552614528

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op fucked up.

>>552621572
The cops are on their way. Just send me your boobs and we'll call it even.

>>552621694
this pls op

>>552621694

WINRAR

I saw a dog pissing today so I raped it and called it Susan

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>>552621694

>>552622123
top kek op, i am laughing my ass off

>>552622123
what

>>552622123
lol this bitch is pretty funny

>>552622123
How about you send me your tits or you go to jail. You think this is a fucking joke?

Send that pic of the time stamped nsa badge too

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>>552611889
mfw ITT people are not even realising this is fake as hell.
mfw everyone posting in this thread is probably 12

>>552622123
''i'll send you a pic of my broken cam to prove it''

This bitch is more retarded than OP

>>552622240
>Camera not working
>Send pic of broken camera

>>552622123
Oh lord this has to be fake

>send a picture of a broken camera
The logic is unflawed

It's a troll

>>552622343
It's real, I just found a random bitch on kik, she's pretty fucking dumb

>>552622359
literally makes no fucking sense.

Blast theme song to the Suite Life from phone and slowly pimp walk right in front of them

>>552622123
Cops will fuck you up the ass if you don't send me a pic of your tits right now, do ya hear me fat tits?

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>>552622123

>send pic of broken camera

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>>552622123

>>552622123
I know this shit gotta be fake but i fucking lol'd

>>552623047
Come on OP, break the fourth wall here. PRANKED!

>>552622123
>i'll send you a pic of my broken camera

this thread was worth it just for that line

>>552623047
Bitch, I ain't got time for games, give me what I want and it will all be fine, that is unless you like being shoved a knife into your cunt in prison by women.

Link her this thread and post the reply! OP if you do this, I will personally blow your massive e-cock, snuggle your balls midway and everything. I'd even put a sharpie up your pooper, if you'd like that.

>>552623047
>can I send u random tits on google

topkek

>>552623223
the best is how she realized she couldn't do that afterwards

>>552623331
Do this, and I will give you the same treatment but without the sharpie

Somebody screencap this shit.

OP say:

If you don't wanna get fucked by the cops you could also drink some bleach real quick. Cops stay away from people who have the scent on them.

>>552623657
You heff to if he wants it. For the sake of only game!!

>>552623997
but if she does it then the fun will stop

>>552624151
She can't be that stupid can she?

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>>552623331
Hahaha, I fucking wet my pants. She's probably reading this right now.

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>>552623997
Don't do it OP!!
..
until 20 minutes

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Brittney, I'm sorry

>>552624375
Too soon faggot, didn't get tits.

>>552624375
and the game was won

>>552624375
lel

Tell her she has to send tits or else you really will call the cops, and all of us will call the cops.

Hi Fat Tits, show us your tits.

>>552624491
>I actually liked you
fucking why

Tits and I'll delete it

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>>552624491
"I actually like you"

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>>552624375
Well.. aboard the BJ train, m'lady! Did I mention I'm a brony?

Jokes aside
OP
NOT
FAGGOT
hearts to you, my friend and /b/rother

Britney chill no one here knows u :D

The thread will delete itself in Luke 15 minutes.

>>552624596
this

>>552624704
reroll

>>552624596
A MILLION TIMES YES

>>552611889
No username?

>>552624678
>Whiteknighting
betafag detected

>>552624491
AHAHAHAH
OP delivered!
Well done Sir!

>My first true gag on 4chan belongs to you

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Brittney your not fat

>>552624596
fucking this

>>552625016
Yeah bullies shut up
>send tits

>>552625016
Sorry Britney, I bet you're beautiful.

Tits now

tits first and bullies will stop

Be nice to Brittney, she'll post tits :^)

Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney Bittney

If you are reading this, post pic of your boobs here by "Post a Reply" at the buttom of the page. Then I will delete this thread

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HAHAHAHAHAH

>>552611889
ITT: OP talks to himself and newfags get boners over their own gullibility.

>>552625462
Op you fucking jew

Brittney Post tits and we will leave you alone.

>I actually liked you


Not enough to send tits...

>>552625462
:(

>>552625462
Brittney we know where you live
Unless you give tits we'll send the Cyper Ranked-A Police to your front door for fraud.

>>552625623
Britteny plis

>>552625623
She said she's 13. I think at this point you're pretty much requesting child porn. Or at least sexually explicit pictures of a minor. Where are the mods when you need them?

I couldn't care less about if this is fake or not I fucking lold multiple times.

9/11 archive this shit would read again

>>552625623
Oh shit nigger

>>552625826
You could be gargling semen and you wouldn't be more of a fag than you're right now

>>552625826
This is not the place for you

>>552625726
NO I SAID PLS NO
LEAVE ME ALONE
IM SORRY FOR WHAT I DID

Brittney im actually an undercover cyber police and what you did was illegal. I have your parents credit card # and im fining them $1,000 because you thought itd be funny to do this.

>>552625826
>being this new

>>552625974
I wish I was. That sounds ideal for suiting my interests.
>>552626018
>>552626202
You two are just adorable. I could eat you up!

>>552626145
oh shit brittney is in for it now

>>552625826
A couple of words for you, my dear friend.


THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU BELONG

NOW GTFO

>>552625826
yea.. okay sure fuck off

>>552626127
>replying to a post?

Fake. Funny, but fake.

>>552626127
You sir, are a genuis for entertaining us lowlife /b/eta faggots

>>552626345
>>552626348

And if I refuse? What will you do then, hot stuff?

Sure is butthurt in here.

>>552626287
Go home newfag you're drunk

>>552616389
fake confimed

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>>552626552
I admire your online confidence.

>>552626631
Explain

>>552626568
I don't leave my home so the jokes on you!

And it's not even my home anyway it's my mothers so now you just look really silly.

>>552626127
too fucking bad
the CRAP (Cyber Ranked-A Police) have been sent

>>552626552
Lol some troll trying to use sage so we think he's samefagging

-3/10 for making me respond this many times

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>>552626531

>>552626920
>>552626920
>>552626920
>le back to leddit xD

u le mad le xDxDxD

fucking newfag lmfao

faggot lmao back to le 9fag LMAO

>>552626920
I don't follow...

>>552626876
lol I don't really understand what you just said but I feel like you might feel saddened if I don't respond to something you feel so strongly about that you took the time out just to write it up.

go to hell

10/10 top fucking kek

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>>552611889
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

hahahaha mfw a lot of newfags thought this was true

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>>552627885
you are best oldfag 10/fucking10

>>552628172
??
? ?
Suck on that tard in anon's picture.

>newness
it's more just that 4chan and /b/ are changing constantly.
gotta say though, this direction isn't exactly as interesting.

>>552628756
>Direction
>Interesting

Pick neither.