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There's a troll brewing in my mind. Why shouldn't/can't

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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There's a troll brewing in my mind. Why shouldn't/can't we use this whole "#ShutDown4Chan" thing to our advantage? See pic related, why can't we do the same thing, make it look legit, but rather than posting real DDoS and proxy software, link them all to a virus in our picture. I have little to no knowledge of how any of it works, but if I did, that's what I'd start doing. If you make your own, post it here and link it, I'll start sharing it around on every social media I can.
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I keep seeing these with different IP addresses. Just change IP address to Tumblr.
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>>552460010
Self bump
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>>552460608
Ohh. Very nice plan. I'd like to see tumblr crash and burn, but I'd also like to see it's users computers get fucked with my original plan. Tough choice.
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pew pew
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>>552460608

it would be fucking funny. need a try
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Only a couple would download and let warn the others, IP way they'll be all excited about taking down 4chan, fire up LOIC, and sit there waiting for 4 chan to go down while Tumblr dies. Or whatever fag site all this shit started on anyway.
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Do it faggit
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>>552460010
honestly, i enjoy the idea of this and the tickle in my chambrane i enjoy from this
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>>552461143
I agree. Let's do it.
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>>552460608
way easier than OP's idea, I like it.
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Need to find as many of these images as we can then someone get on it with Photoshop
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>>552460608
This
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>>552461802
This is the main one that's circulating. Make an account on twitter something like @DownWith4chan , start circulating our version of the pic.
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>>552460010
Another thread to
>>552460590
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>>552461221
But if the virus had the same power as let's say, Love Letter to you, no one would be able to tell.
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We're all just going to post Spiderman and Trains, right?
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>>552460010
Because no one gives a shit except 12 year olds who think it's cool.
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>Dumbasses believing joots stealth marketing
stay gullible /b/
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>>552462118
True, but certain joy in guiding them to take down their own site though right?
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>>552460010
>mfw not even ddosing the right ip
fucking tumblrfags know nothing about the internet
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>>552460608
You. I like you.
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You people are still trying this?
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>>552460010
They're trying to use our weapons against us? This should be interesting. Maybe they don't realize that we love internet warfare here, and they're actually just giving us exactly what we want. This will be fun.
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>>552462236
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>>552460010
Why not do a premptive strike and shut down tumblr?
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>>552460010
what have 4chan become.....
god i wish i could have back the /b of 2006-2009
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>>552460010
>use TOR
>a program entirely funded by the government

Nope nothing could go wrong here
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>>552462674
Why was this post deleted?
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>>552463026
dos trough tor, will work fantastically
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We should just upload more 4chan at the same time and it will cancel them out
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>>552462645
lol, i dont think they can pull it off
just look at how many people come here every day.
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>>552462896
why is that, oldfag?
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>>552462645
>>552462567
>>552462545

4chan uses Cloudflare anyway to side step exactly these kinds of attacks.
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Just pinged tumblr. If anyone wants the IP...

66.6.42.20
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>publicly available DDoS software
>not already malware infested
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>>552460010
Let it happen. End this suffering.

moot: "gazillion bazillion visitors every month since 2010"
yet nothing new to see, no contributors. Or contributors banned for "shitposting"
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>>552462674
>4chan is the favorite hunting den of the NSA, and almost all of /b/'s janitors are feds. Didn't you realized there is never an open application for /b/'s mod/janitor?
More likely, stealth marketers. Nice touch, deleting the post, moot/shillmod
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>>552463026
You really don't know what you're talking about. it should bring you some shame to speak on topics you have so little understanding of.
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This is a good idea to have the LOIC the tumblr servers (That is tumblrs ip RIGHT?) but the idea that a bunch of tech illiterate retards are going to download both LOIC AND Tor is pretty dumb, just remove the Tor thing from the picture and maybe they will team up and DDOS their own site. Lets be honest they don't know anything about LOIC, or about the need to hide your IP if you are stupid enough to use it. So I think we can safely remove it from the picture
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>>552463026
This was all started by faggots here to fuck with tumblr, some of the images have the tumblr ip, one of the downloads is a virus. This isnt even the first time we have done it. the fourth is going to come and nothing is going to happen. Mostly because of faggots like me.
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Someone got here before us, this is a Tumblr IP.
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>>552460010
> DDoS over Tor
> my sides
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>>552463723
>>552463421
yeah, you gotta ddos the main server not just random request ips
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>>552463723
Interesting. But I got an IP of 66.6.42.20

My limited knowledge of this subject area is probably showing here but yeh
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Can LOIC actually shut down your own home ( 192.168.2.1)?
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>>552464096
If you don't have a system 32 folder yes
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>>552460010
I am almost 100% sure that loic doesn't even work anymore. Just checked. Unless i'm just a faggot.
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>>552464096
you have to download more ram for that
try 127.0.0.1
I cant even joke about this its so stupid
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>>552463323
then Project Chanology
now ddosing Tumblr
mfw
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>>552464291
Oh it probably works fine, it just doesn't do what you think it does. Welcome to the botnet
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>>552464026
Checked an online thing, it had both those IPs listed. Anyone know wtf they're doing?
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>>552464449
>then Project Chanology
>Chanology
>A Good thing
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>>552460889
WHY NOT BOTH
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>>552462896
there was just as much shit here then as there is now, anyone who says different is a lying fuck.
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>>552464291


> loic doesn't even work anymore
> mfw
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>>552464096
this faggot just posted his own ip!
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>>552464291
what, the interned fixed the ddos ?

>>552464621
kek
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Wait, are you guys DDOSing tumblr? Because I was in the middle of posting porn and the servers are fucked now. Thanks guys.
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>>552464291
Because everyone uses SlowLoris now.

LOIC is old an outdated. I don't even know why you faggots want to DDoS. /b/ can't take down Tumblr's website, with DDoS, they're huge.

Just stick to spiderman and subversion.
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>>552460010

How about just flooding this shit with FBI or some other government websites IP

>#shutdown4chinz
>Ddos l337 hackzor
>???
>Swat team visit for everybody
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>>552464835
That's the default on routers, dumbass
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Someone bind a dark comet stub to a LOIC executable and distribute links all over tumblr. Then profit
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>>552465069
Oh okay nevermind. You guys want some shitty porn I was gonna post?
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>>552465082
>>552465097
post the IP of NSA while I download more internet
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>>552464449
ddosing tumblr might be gay, but getting Tumblr users to ddos tumblr thinking they're ddosing 4chan is some lulz though
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>>552464845
DOX HIM!
FUCKING DOX HIM!!
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>>552465269
maybe is this was the first time we tried this
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>>552464639
for some it was a good thing. Including me
back then
but if i look back i now understand the anons who wanted to stay just /b anarchic
now every fucktard running around with a guy fawks mask
and 4 chan was destroyed by white knights yelling we are legion.getting political, with protests for freedom of speech, the independence of the Internet and against the copyright and every fucking shit.
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>>552464845
LEL

>>552465339
yeah, dox him, rite! :^)
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Lol loic won't do shit. You'll boot yourself offline b4 Tumblr. These Tumblr plebs don't know anything. Buy an ip stresser if you want to take a website down. But Tumblr is gonna take a lot of people if we want to take it offline for even a few seconds
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Anyone here planning on being a beta fag on 7.4 anyway?
I plan on getting shitfaced and pointing the lit end toward myself or others.
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>>552465269
Please don't, I'm posting porn for /d/.

Do you want the poor /d/eviants to be without their only free request artist?
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>>552460010
>2014
>Thinking using LOIC to take down 4chan
You would need a fucking literal incredible amount of people to even pull such a thing off, considering LOIC is just a simple retarded DoS Tool.
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>>552464845

twitter.com/WeezyFKennedy/status/477259742809554945

nice try buddy
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>>552465462
Oop wait is he a /b/ro?
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>>552465429
Nigga shut up, Chanology was shit. We started taking things too seriously. Nobody should ever do that here. It's not srs bsnss afterall
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>>552465429
im just getting old and want my lunz back
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>>552465607
Of course not, he's a filthy tumblrite :^)
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>>552465589
They'd just bump into cloudfare anyway. Unless cloudfare pulls the plug, 4chan will keep running.
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>>552465634
Today i agree with you
but somehow we changed everything and destroyed the /b we loved
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>>552460889
Make a botnet using Tumblr fags. Then use the botnet to ddos Tumblr.
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>>552465415
gotta defend /b/ /b/ro. prob doesn't need defending against 1337 tumblr hax0rs but all the same
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>>552465708
>>552465607

youtube.com/user/Mooshpups/videos

Dude's a fucking fur fag anyways.
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Why don't we make a picture that looks like it's coming from them, but instead it instructs you to delete system 32
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Tumblrfags dont have that kind of dedication
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>>552460608
Good idea /b/ro, we should get this up and running
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>>552465830
>but somehow we changed everything and destroyed the /b we loved

I'm going to lay this on you: /b/ was always like this, just with more memes. When memes started catching on elsewhere, we ditched them. Sure, there were less normals, but don't kid yourself.
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>>552462236
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>>552460010
This has faggotry written all over it. Nothing is going to happen.
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But I'm posting /d/ porn on tumblr.

IF YOU DDOS IT I WON'T BE ABLE TO POST THE PORN
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Why don't we just go on tumblr, post a link saying that it's for a 4chan raid and that we're trying to spread the word, and link to a virus.
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Posting screencaps of the stupid shit posted on
shutdown4chan.tumblr.com
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>>552466236
¸We don't want your shitty porn anyway
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>>552466276
>>552465940
You two are both fucking dumb.

SPIDERMAN
TRAINS
SPIDERMAN
TRAINS
SUBVERSION
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>>552466451
fuck it, I'm game
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>>552466339
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>>552466339
Are people seriously falling for it? I can't tell whos real and who isn't.
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>>552465013
Nah, it went down before all this started here
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>>552466339
Lel

I know both are trolls, as is the tumblr, I'm just anticipating some retards from tumblr to actually take it seriously and come here
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>>552466339
mfw
;^)
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>>552466551
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>>552466606
Why does the bear wear a fedora?
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>>552466276
I like this idea
>>552466451
Flood their site with spider man
>>552466606
idk but fuck it we /b/
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>>552466349
/d/ wants it. That's why it's there. I'm doing this shit for /d/.

>>552466664
Oh okay just checkin.
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>>552466784
Because it's a gentleman.
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>>552460010
alls that will do is ddos the fucking tor network those idiots,
>>552460608
it has been several times I think if they actually do try to ddos anything moots cloudflare pro will pretty much stop it
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>>552466917
fuck off back to /d/, then.
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>>552460590
collab with this thread to
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>>552464723
true, it was all infested with spam threads and stupid circlejerk "memes", just as it is today

guys, admit it, /b/ is cancer, that's why we love it
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http://shutdown4chan.tumblr.com/post/88890752313/daxzee-feminists-you-wanna-help-out-the-cause

They uhh, seem to know
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>>552466959
Why is he so mad Link has blonde hair?
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What the fuck who is dumb enough to DDOS 4chan? This reminds me of the Boxxy wars in 2009. Fucking idiots. Is this real or am I like being trolled?

I'm actually pretty feminist and against a lot of the misogynistic and racist crap that gets spewed into this cesspool, but I also understand 4chan to be one of the greatest free-speech experiments in the history of the world. So much bad or mundane or just-plain stupid shit happens here, but if someone can't see the good that ends up coming out of this place then they don't know what good is.

I guess what's happening here is that 4chan is the site we deserve, but it isn't the site we need right now. So they'll DoS us. Because we can take it. Because we're not an hero. We're silent guardians. Watchful protectors. A Dark Site.
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>>552467039
Along with that, they supposedly have "over nine hundred" supporters.

Fuck Tumblr.
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>>552466995
TOO LATE
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>>552466048
maybe you are right.
I gues it was just a different feeling
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>>552466339
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>>552467160
Because it's jealous. A jealous gentleman.
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>>552467039
Fuck....
Well they cant call everything out keep re-thinking we should also figure out a way to attack their site and posts to but i think a mass infection should be done....i have a program that allows you to make a .exe that does not show up as a virus when opened it locks ur PC until you complete a survey with the code and instead of the link to survey lets just put in meatspin and then promote the program as something else and then promote it on Tumblr swagfag facebook pages anyoneelse like this idea? Its only going to make a big effect is if a shit ton of people do it
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>>552466339
http://shutdown4chan.tumblr.com/post/88890752313/daxzee-feminists-you-wanna-help-out-the-cause
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>>552467249
lol'd at that
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>>552467175
it's too late they are here!
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>>552467175
who the fuck was on the other side of the civil war?
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all you faggots with tumblr get in and swamp this fucker with messages, apparently its not fun to go through
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>>552466769
hehehe
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Is there any form of delete system system 32 thing for mac? This is tumblr and there will be quite a few mac users there. Plus if we get the mac users in too we could wreck their $2000 computers
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>>552467175
wrong file>>552467570
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>>552466769
topkek
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You stupid fgts.
the real Anons rarely ever use /b anymore

They don't even care, trust me.
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ip to the nsa?
or any other .gov related site?

Maybe would fuck some people up. They dont know how to use tor anyway
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>>552467653
We don't need Tumblr's to send messages; we could send them anonymously (which is good because they won't know who specifically is sending the message).
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>>552467838
sudo rm -rf /*

>sent from my iMac
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>>552468143
oh even better. And yea I don't use tumblr so I didnt know. Cheers anon
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>>552466769
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Somebody make one of those Anon videos on YouTube threatening Tumblr
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>>552466048
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God, I want 4chan and Tumblr to finally go to war.

Whenever Tumblr compalins about something 4chan started, like #YesAllMen, they don't even know its 4chan because We Are Anonymous, we are legion etc etc

Let them come, and be mortified at what they find
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>>552468851
Hopefully this will happen soon
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>>552468851
i think they already know what we are. However the problem is if we do go to 'war', every anon here will be like 'fuck it you fag im not doing it' and then tumblr wont have anyone to fight against, then they will go parading around their stomping grounds thinking that they are better than /b/. also because of this, we get unwanted publicity and then it become fucking summer all year round

RIP /b/

my theory in a nutshell
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>>552468597
Im on it
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>>552469319
Mah nigga
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>>552469267
But you're right, though. That probably will end up happening while /b/ reminds everyone that we're "not your personal army."

It'll be humiliating and rather pathetic, to say the least.
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>>552469319
post link when you complete it, my nigger.
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>>552469267
>>552468851
>Both of these posts

Holy shit you guys are faggots. This is not "war" or any of that dumb shit. The internet is not srs bisness

Just post spiderman and be done with it
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>>552469319
post a link and i will send it her(http://shutdown4chan.tumblr.com/ask) and post her (http://shutdown4chan.tumblr.com/submit)
she will sure talk about it
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>>552469267
Wouldn't it be exactly characteristic of anon to do exactly what you just said? 4chan: living up to expectations since 2003.
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>>552469837
Bbbut...we are leejun...
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>>552469714
well we have like a week until 4chan is reduced to nothing more than pathetic 12 year olds making threads about their favourite tumblrs. It's actually more depressing and fucked than everything already wrong with this site. Looks like this space cowboy might be leaving the space station soon
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>>552469319
Post link when done pls
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>>552470156
I will if the thread is alive if not ill make another one
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>>552467175
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>>552469837
b...b....but can i be l33t h4X0r
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Where do I post spiderman to and how? This tumblr site is confusing as fuck.
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>>552470282
>>552470065
whine more why don't you.
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>>552470093
Tumblr can't stop us. We r leejun
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>>552460010
>>552460608
Getting the tumblrinas to nuke their own network won't work. The leader of the shutdown4chan thing isn't planning on shutting down the site; simply coming onto /b/, /pol/ and /r9k/ and staying here, trying to dispense their own brand of social bullshit.
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>>552470236
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>>552470445
>call your movement "shut down 4chan"
>don't plan to shut down 4chan
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>>552470445
Its worth a shot though. Or would you rather just let it happen.
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>>552467175
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>>552470364
Nigga it doesn't work like that. Posting spiderman won't work if you dont have followers
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we haven't had anything like this in a while

maybe the newfags can do something fun
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not supries nothing is happing, they will just simply ddos us and brag about it forever...


shame
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It real? Jesus... and they think /b/ os the cancer
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>>552470364
Do not attempt to use Tumblr. It is cargo cult bullshit akin to Twitter where the main vector for content is "I'mma share this because everybody else is".

It is nonsensical and over-engineered.
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>>552470664
It totally is. But it should definitely be known that the people/person/xirson leading this is wise to our tactics.

Personally, I think that if anything actually does happen, we need to be ready for the actual day they start to flood in. SJW threads should be saged and spammed with CP and other stuff, offenders should be subject to abuse and bait threads should not be responded too.
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>>552471337

>"Your days are numbered"

Talking like a fucking anime character
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>>552470445
Still, it would be pretty fun to get them all riled up for their egotrip of a movement, only to have it implode into their anus somehow. Then again, it would attract new attention. We have enough newfriends in here already
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>>552471339
I already tried and my fucking head almost exploded. I just want to spam spiderman shit and I can't figure out how or where to do it.
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You guys are idiots, that person only has like 9 followers.
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>>552469837
But what if it was a war. Think of all the great things we've accomplished over the years. We closed the pool and let everyone know it had AIDS. We put people in jail for hurting kittens. We crushed S¢ientology. We posted more gore threads, invented more memes, prank-called more people, shut down more businesses, trolled more FBI agents, crashed more stocks, and fapped more times than previously thought possible.

Now somefags might be like, "ugh summer all year" or "rules 1 and 2."

Well, I have something to say. Rules 1 and 2 are for newfags. And summer has been happening since 2003. Look around you. These days this site is just a cesspool of YLYL and fight the gigga dragon and comparing penis length stupid shit threads. But was it ever much different? Maybe the memes were different... The Game, DESU, THE BEST, rei penis, etc but those are all exactly the same dumb shit that made this site suck in the first place.

But that's the beauty of /b/. No matter how boring, how inane, how trite it may be, people keep coming back trying to ruin it just a little bit more.

So I say we pick up the mantle. Let's continue where anon had left off. Let's bring the fight to these tumblr high-school shit-tickling pricks and show them who we are. Let's show them just what /b/ can do. And let's do what we do best: trick them into suffering then laugh our asses off as they moan and cry.

We can win this fight.

We can troll them into fucking themselves up.

We can relive the glory of 2006.

We are Anonymous
We are Legion
Never Forgive
Never Forget

>pic not related
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https://twitter.com/shut4chan Suffers from autism. Top kek you guys have been trolled.
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>>552471337
>Your days are numbered

Oh no, I'm so scared guys.
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>>552470156
youtube.com/watch?v=UG6xvfuS71M
The video is up
spread it around
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>>552470779
fuck that nevermind.
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>>552471362
True. We do also need to be prepared for the day of.
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>>552471951
i'm in
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>>552471951

This
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>>552471951if pic isnt related then why is it so related.
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>>552472075
nice
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>>552471951
FUCK YEAH GOT ME FUCKING PUMPED!
>>552472369
thanks man
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Always wanted to post this.
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>>552460010
>implying you niggers have the bandwidth to make a difference
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>>552472075
you did it man !
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>>552472020
this, just look what a little faggot whit 10 followers on twitter did, it made us all waste our time in this shitty thread, ffs /b, this is fucking pathetic
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Everyone should respond to tumblr-esque posts by posting, "I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson." That'll drive them away.
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>>552472075
this is a good start. Now what the fuck is our plan
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>>552464026
>>552464184
>>552463850
>>552463421
>>552464638

Your age is showing, friends :^)
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>>552467641
If i remember correctly it was cracky chan or some shit
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>>552471951

Sorry but you are confirmed newfag.
/b/ was never good and was always full of cancer. The only difference to now is that people take themselves and others here seriously.
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>>552471951
Who would've thought the most inspiring thing I've ever read would come from 4chan
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>>552471951
That was amazing
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>>552460010
>https://twitter.com/shut4chan
i wouldnt worry about it you remember the pay pal 16 debaucle im sure it will happen with these tumblr superfags that dont know sheet about sheet. these fukn newfags, they all thik they are hackers. the reality of it is that over 90% of them probz dont even know what LOIUC stands for much less Ddos or the fact that what they plan on doing is more than likely illegal in their country let em do it and let pay for their insurection and half of more than 3/4 of them are to fucking stupid to use tor anyways
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>>552469837

watch out guys, not treating thing like srs business is srs business
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>>552471951
Ma nigga. We put pedos in jail. We got this shit. 7/4. They are going to regret fucking with /b/
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>>552463723
tumblr is 43.20
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>>552472981
If I am a newfag then I say join me and come to the fag side.
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>>552460010
>>552460608

Kay guys. Look. I have an idea.

Like how about we make tumblr DDoS their own site by getting some of us to go priest and WOLOLOLOLOLO spread the IP as the target; that way at least we can get some people that didn't over heard the warming to DDoS, but also we DDoS their site on july 4th. That way, like, we'll be attacking them and they'll be attacking them.

Like why wait to have them wake up the sleeping dragon after poking it with a stick and run away to get a sword. Let's attack while they're most vulnerable.
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>>552473710
sage with a .gif
>confirmed newfag
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>>552471951
Saved, just because I felt it needed to be.
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>>552472761
thats some nice bandwidth goyyim.

Foco here.

anyways heres the tumblr server list and main IP. If tumblr isn't taken offline direct we can target one of the hops.
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>>552472075
im crying now
16 views!
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Or you can just collect evidence that proves they actually support this kind of activity and report their website to its domain registrar and domain host.
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>>552472908
Its simple we fuck the users
Look at who is supporting shutdown4chan and try to DOX them , send them viruses , post shit about them target the user directly i for one with my team of people will be attacking a shit ton of Tumblr users in a way i cant reveal to all of /b/ publicly because ...well even tumblr lurkers can see it plus its not at a close enough date on the youtube where i posted the video
>>552472075
i will post more info soon how we can attack but keep this thread going
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>>552473845
its 66.6.43.20
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>>552471951
Ahh, a god ol' schawsticker in the pool
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>>552473879
>47 views
what are you doing?
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THOSE DUMB BASTARDS 4CHAN WILL BE BACK UP THE NEXT DAY YOU CANT KILL THE SERVERS THAT WAY. Everybody don't worry. Plus we know its coming.
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>>552474085
that's snitching bro
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>>552474129
heres another thread to get it going

>>552474098
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>>552474358
I just fucking posted it like 15 min ago give me a break. Share it. Sub it and make sure Tumblr fags see it
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>>552471951
>summer has been happening since 2003
>implying /b/ was ever good
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Okay guys fuck all this
I don't even give a flying fucking shit about anything anymore. This fucking shit is ruining 4chan, later today I am going to go buy a gun or steal a gun or some pills or something and fucking get the fuck out of this world the same way I am about to get the fuck out of this thread.
Fuck Tumblr, fuck SJWs, fuck feminists, fuck everything, fuck everybody myself included because I am an enormous fucking faggot fucker just like the rest of you.
You want the fucking truth faggots? I dropped out of high school and still live with my parents and I don't have a job and am a NEET leech. I never got laid, am a closeted homo, and no one likes me. 4chan was all I had and everything has gone to shit on that end and I hate everyone and everybody myself included and this fucking thread was just the last fucking straw.
I'm not trying to ask for sympathy or say I'm better than anybody or anything but I just can't take it. I am a retarded piece of shit pussy faggot and the worst human being in the world. Worse then all of you and I am finally convinced of that. I denied it for a long time but I finally accepted it.
Buy guys. Fucking buy forever and good riddance. Good riddance of you for me and even better riddance of me from you. I really fucking hope all of you have better lives then me because this has been a real shit pot of an existence and all existence in general just seems objectively shit.
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>>552474692

fag
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>>552474476
Do you want their website shutdown? There's no need to overcomplicate things.
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I have a question for any oldfag, im a newfag, i only started browsing and posting during spring break in april, so i dont have much experience here, so do raids like this happen often, or am I witnessing something rare?
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>>552474692
>buy guys
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meh idk why im doing this, but anyways. here, distribute this to these asscunts and make them run it, see what happens.
rghost
.net / 56509105
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>>552474558
>>552474558
no, relax man, I wasn't talking about that. I guess it really doesn't matter what I meant but I was just saying there were more views than what the guy I replied to said before he said it.
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>>552474558
>implying 9fags are to blame again ?
oh why spread btw ??
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>>552474821
No snitching
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>>552464723
Yes, but the OC was incredible. Now it's all just repeated garbage.
I WANT NEW GARBAGE!
And more Boxxy. :3
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>>552474656
>>implying /b/ was ever good

this is the statement most newfags say here. Get out.
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>>552474129
^This^

We just need a good angle. So far I see three:

A: DOX them, post compromising shit, add them on facebook then do weird things, prank calls, etc. It isn't very hard, it's all things that have been done before.

B: Despite him being a gigantic faggot, I like OP's idea of embedding viruses into LOIC or telling the idiots on tumblr to target the wrong site. Maybe some of them end up in jail or something.

C: Another possibility would be to just harass them on tumblr and make them hate us even more. Spam their feeds with gore, report them for their posts, try to get them banned etc.

Like the guy in the video says, I think it makes more sense to attack the individuals promoting this stupid war and make them suffer than to attack tumblr itself even though it is, generally speaking, a wretched hive of dumb and stupidity like nothing the world has ever seen before, except of course for Jersey Shore.
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>>552474867
we did one a couple weeks ago on some fat chick and another on some stupid bitch that like putting shoes on her head its not really rare but they are fun
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>>552474867
from what I've seen(been here since like November of last year), people try to start them all the time on random sites, but if this does go through it'll be the first I've seen.
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>>552462896
>there was just as much shit here then as there is now, anyone who says different is a lying newfag
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>>552474867
>>552475436
well there ya go, sorry.
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>>552472075
You're doing god's work, son.
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>>552472978
Cracky-chan was circa 2005-2006. She was what confirmed that /b/ is full of sperglords.
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>>552475518
you need to come trolling in the wee hours of the night
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>>552475287
Boxxy is such an ugly tramp. I love the days I don't see a thread about that overly hyped no talent skank. She's tailor made for tumblr fags
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>>552474909
What snitching? It's a complaint: they're threatening to harm 4chan, and we would want their service providers to enforce their TOSes and terminate their accounts.
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>>552475423
Go with A
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>>552460608
We already did this with 9gag though.
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>>552475423
ull like this, then, for your B.
>>552474882
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>>552475618
>being this new

>>552475393
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>>552474867
It used to happen alot but now its rare which is why im fucking hype to do this shit again
>>552474892
Ahh ok
>>552475423
Thank you and yes target the users liking and following the anti 4chan profile even if its a troll or if their attack is shit lets show them what and who the fuck we are
>>552475695
Thanks dad
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>>552475518
Never forget Bill Keller.
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>>552475518
>>552475436
I cant really imagine getting all of /b/ to work togther is going to be easy, from what ive seen, it is a pretty god damn fucked up board with aloy of different minded people, while tumblr is all the same femanazi cunts, so its more of a team, so they might fuck shit up
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>>552474692
If you do it at all, at least take some feminist scum down with you. Become an hero.
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>>552472327
just part of my VIP lifestyle
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>>552472761
gurl i got that fiber
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>>552476359
newfag
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>>552472075
what the fuck man, no microsoft sam? are you fucking kidding me? i'm embarrassed to be affiliated with this video
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>>552476250
We don't need all of /b/ to work together. Since when has /b/ worked together? What percent of /b/ do you think even saw this thread? Probably 0.fuckoff% saw this.

But we don't need a legion to do this kindergarten-tier trolling. We just need like 20 motivated people. And I think we have about that many.

The beauty of the legions of Anon is that they aren't ever actually very big, because they don't need to be. At least, not for this fight. For some things we needed a legion, but this time it's probably at MOST 100 teenagers who don't know what the hell they're doing or who they're trying to fuck with. If all 100 of them (and that is a generous estimate) LOIC'd this place, it wouldn't do shit. 4chan has so much traffic already the attack wouldn't even register.

So, all we have to do is meet them with an equal proportion, right size response to the size of the threat. Our usual repertoire of internet fuckery is more than enough to clean up these pubes.
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>>552477317
Eh i use a better program i feel just works faster and better
>>552477526
should we make like things more official? A group or chat or something a long -term communication type thing for dedicated people?
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>>552477526
Motivational speaker right there
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>>552467175
imagine if 4chan was gone, we'd have to interact normally with people instead of degenerate assholes.

That's just who we are man
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>>552477186
You're like my favourite poster tonight.
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>>552477679
vola
file
.io

create a room, I join
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>>552477679
its all about speakonia
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>>552476250
you would be suprised its not hard at all to get us to worl together when someone fuckes with our bread and butter if we can get over 9000 comments on that fat bitches page in less than two hours we can do anything fat bitch probz killed herself too. you obvioulsy have no idea how strong we are when we stand united we have shut down pools all you need is a little black up and the great thing about 4chan theres some weird and smart mutha fuckers here and when we feel the need to to stop fapping and unite anons fuck shit up such jaas been the case for along time now just because you havent sene doesnt mean it doesnt exist besides if we made this shit public we wouldnt be doing our job right remember we are anons you dont know where the sheet comes from you just smell it when it hits you
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>>552476095
yeah buddy
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so any updates to the plan?
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I hope you all know there are probably hundreds of Tumblrfags monitoring this thread right now.

Ya blew it and it hasn't even begun yet.
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>>552477950
nah we need something more secure and long-term for chatting and plans? Anyone have fake facebooks? A facebook group could work well a private closed one and since some of my plans have to do with facebook spreading on Tumblr shit it would go hand in hand
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>>552478270
who's to say you didn't just ruin it?
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>>552478270
Yeah, I know, their posts are obvious.
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>>552478424
mhmm i guess. ya got a couple disposable ones
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>>552478270
Don't be a chicken shit.

What are they going to do? Join in?

I say let them watch.
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>>552477796
all those old 4chan banners can be found on various archived sites. Any legit oldfag will tell you when you sage a thread with a picture or gif you defeat the purpose of sage faggot
>inb4 don't spoon feed the newfags
>HURR Durr I can haz epic ID heavean bro such old wow
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>>552477950
agreed
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>>552478270
No one gave any information on the BIG plans other then we are going to be targeting the users affiliated with the profile
>>552478542
Ight thats how we will communicate ill post a profile for all of you to add so we can talk shit out privately and securely. IF you are involved with this shit get your fake facebook ready or make one
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>>552474867
It used to happen a lot. And it used to clog shit up. This is just...sad.
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LOL@ "bigoted mongrel"
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>>552478696
hurry the fk up
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>>552474867
newfag detected
sorry, that's on all the time
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>>552475865
Yes...now. Back when she was tasty jb though. Mmmmmmmm....
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>>552477796
>favorite?
UK newfag detected
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>>552478696
lght? that is what?
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>>552471951
dude pls sauce on gif. somehow I want to fap on those sailor moon cosplay
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>>552478631
What? I'm just posting 4chan banners so you can tell who I am when I talk to you because I'm not the only one using sage in here. They aren't even old anyway.

I don't actually care that you think I'm a newfag. I've been here long enough to know that A: OP gets called a fag and B: every time someone tries to convince /b/tards to do something then they will get called a newfag. So yeah, come at me bro I'm a newfag. I've been here since 2005, I've been called a newfag since 2005, that's the whole point. You're always a newfag unless you're moot or OP, which in both cases makes you just a normal fag.

Jesus for a second I almost started to think you wanted me to feel bad for being a "newfag" or something. 3/10 you nearly had me.
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>>552479050
>>552479325
Add this profile and send me a message
fb dot com slash - kevin.prit.1
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I prefer to fight in a more quiet setting...
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>>552461221


>>552460608
DDOS NSA !
fuck tumbler. Snowden died for our sins
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>>552471951
When did we crush scientology?
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>>552479278
She was never tasty. This bitch has always been rekt and fucking annoying. The only fantasies I have of her is my hands around her throat strangling the shit out of her.
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>>552460608
First thing I thought. We need to spread it quickly, though.
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>>552479337
Go on Google, type in Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon or PGSM, it was a whole live-action series. You can watch it online, I think it was on YouTube.
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>>552479572

Fook NSAye
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>>552479567
>kevin.prit.1
take ages to accept
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>>552466691
>;^)
i think is troll mebbe?
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>>552471362
You must be new. /b/ is behind all of this. It started during chanology, during the Biting Beaver raid, and carried over to the Boxxy wars as someone mentioned earlier.

Ever think about what happened to old /b/?
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The only thing this is going to dos is TOR exit nodes.

Ever wonder why TOR is so slow? Its because of bullshit like this.
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>fucking tumblrfags know nothing about the internet

Almost everyone on 4Chan knows nothing about the internet. Judging by the comments in this thread I'm surprised half of you know how to use a computer.
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Bad news guys, they are onto this hoax.

Fucking tumblr.

New plan!
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>>552460608
this. hang on , I'm making a thing
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>>552479404
I can't even respond. Your such a dip shit. Ok whatever old fag. You know exactly why sage was implemented and how it should be executed.
>mfw your the only one who is using sage. Not realizing your also defeating the purpose of sage.
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>>552477526
>>552478146
Im really glad i started visiting 4chan, its a nice place to get a laugh and all, but in some remote, fucked up kinda way, you all feel like family, a family i veiw trap porn and gore threads with, but a family none the less, i cant wait to witness the 4 of July, and maybe one day when i think im not a newfag anymore, and dont think ill just make shit worst or not help, ill /b/ apart of a raid, until then ill just watch, and smile
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http://shutdown4chan.tumblr.com/post/88873101483/a-brief-introduction-to-what-the-4chan-website-is

>r9k is the worst board
>r9k
>worst board
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This whole thing is funny to me

Tumblr hates free speech
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>>552480220
Oh wow they're on to us.

This is awesome.
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>>552480292
im your out of work uncle kid get me a job
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>>552479886
Doing alot of things at once ATM
IF you want to help and plan and shit add
kevin.prit.1 on facebook
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>>552467653
win as fuck, but lrn2 crop screencaps, macfag
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>>552480220
someones a snitch
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>>552479404

mfw this fag
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>>552479567
did you get it?
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>>552480581
>THE SCOUT IS A SPY
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>>552480530
Not awesome, now fewer of them will fall for it.

What now /b/?


>Their faces when....
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>>552480260
you're*
you're*
you're*

jesus fuck I'm not that other guy but this isn't making your argument look good
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>>552480709
Try sending me a message after you added me
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>>552480581
Whoever this snitching nigger..... I hate them.
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>>552479404
You undo sage when you post an image dipshit.
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Have you guys even stopped to think that going to war won't be the best thing to do.
Do you how many newfags will come here ALL THE TIME.
We need to stop and let the tumblrtards come to our land; Burn their hands for being stupid enough to think they could handle /b.
And we can do all of this on the homefield as well as make them look like twats for starting something as immature as a web war.
tl:dr wait for them to come to us and then raep their mind or something.
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>>552480260
>Your such a dip shit.

And no I'm not the only one using sage, not all the Heaven posts are me.
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>>552479596
I guess it all comes down to preferences, brother. She was just starting to show up when I began lurking here. So she's tied to all of the good memories I have of that time.
I'd love to give her a few throat babies.
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>>552480863
killa right?
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>>552480975
Fuck you

WAR!
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>>552480975
^
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>>552481069
Yeah Killa Kevin
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