What's the biggest crime you've ever committed What's

>rape
>speeding
>not dumb enough to get caught

>breaking and entering
>grand larceny
>speeding

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What's the biggest crime you've ever committed
>keepin it 3Hunna

>>552419347
>Owning military weapons, two empty Bazzokas and a M16 (functional but empty)
>see above
>I'd say it would be the weapons, but the law would fuck me harder for CP

>>552419347

>Movie piracy.
>Breaking bed time.
>Parking ticket.

>>552419347
>criminal threats
>criminal threats
>criminal threats

Shit was retarded.

>grand larceny
>if you don't count traffic violations, nothing
>hit and run

Fraud under 5,000 $

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>>552419347
Biggest crime ever? Not much comes to mind. I've done fucked up shit, but within the law. Oh wait, I've bought booze for underage friends a couple of times. Is Suicide attempt illegal (a real one, not a cry)?

I was accused of being in a ring of PC thefts by one of my friend's cunt mother. It ended up being that friend's best friend (sister's boyfriend at one time). He stole my computer too. He got caught. That skank whore of a mother never apologized to me. Then she fucking died, so I can't push her face into it.

I have never been arrested. Committed, not arrested.

Picture no relation.

Attempted murder
Theft
Speeding

biggest crime?
uhhh...
racketering
beating a nigger to death out in milville, FL
conspiracy to distribute controlled substances
distributing controlled substances
trafficing
money laundering

>>552419347
Home Invasion
> burglary 1st
> assault 2nd
> pocs xanax X2
> pocs LSD
> pocs MDMA
> Possession marijuana simple X5
> paraphernalia syringes
> assualt 3rd
> domestic violence 3rd X2
> contributing to delinquency

Took a minute to remember but that's most of my adult record

>>552419347
>selling class A substance (UK)
>Vandalism
>Vandalism

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>>552419347
canibalism

>possetion of an Illegal weapon
>the murder of millions of "innocent" palestineans
>Never been convicted of anything, rap sheet cleaner than bleach

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>>552419347
>Vandalism/Theft/Possession
>never caught
>mfw

>"Hacked" a girls cell and sold her nudes at school
>Rape (there were witnesses so fuck that skank)
>Motherfuckin 808

>>552424289

>possetion of an illegal weapon

You can add "assault and battery against the English language" to those charges too, buddy.

>>552419347
>breaking and entering/ destruction of property/ theft
>none
>none

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>>552424681
#REKT

>smoking marijuana
>drinking and driving
>not wearing a seatbelt

Vandalism or shoplifting?
Drugs?
None

>>552424681
Fuck you, english isn't my first language. or second, for that matter.

I'm Canadian, we obey the law.

>>552419347
>abuse in court action(from google translate so not 100% lol)
>selling weed
>lots of fights

>>552419347
>theft
>theft
>theft

>Piracy
>Double rape
>Vandalism

Apparently putting out a cigarette on a wall is vandalism.

> multiple dui, possession of firearms, possession and sale of controlled substances, sex with a minor, theft, perjury, tampering with evidence.
> I got a seat belt violation once, lol

I love that I also work at my local DA's office. I get to spy on the stupid shit my friends have done.

>>552419347
>Breaking into warehouse. B&E I guess
>theft
>speeding ticket

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Committed: Possession of 10+gb of cheese pizza
Accussed: Possession of 10gb of cheese pizza
Convicted: 2nd degree burglary

>I love the statute of limitations.
In my state it was 2 years for possession of pizza. They didn't charge me until 2 and a half years later. Because of me the law got changed later that year. Now there's no state limitation for it.

>tfw if the feds picked up the case they could have charged me because federal crimes have no statute of limitation.
>tfw they charged me at state level with assistance from Homeland Security agents
>tfw they can't charge me again because of the law saying you can't be charged twice for the same crime.

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>>552430837
Tell me they at least let you keep the pizza.

>possessing class A drugs
>not having lights on my bicycle at night
>none

pretty boring overall

>Cyber Bullying

Sentenced for 90 days. 60 with good behavior.
Was banned from internet access for a year and had to do community service.

>>552431185

oh yeah shit, i forgot about the cp

i've defrauded various employers of around $30-40k total

>>552431609
no real accusations, no convictions

>>552431185
Lol what are you black? I ride my bike with no lights at all, I am white and drive by cops all the time. Even with stoofs on me

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I remember me and two friends were driving late at night in a new area. We were dead tired from staying up so long. Couldn't sleep in the truck because barely 3 people can fit. So we broke in a secluded house snuck into a girls room and slept under her bed for a few hours before the dog scared us and we ran off. Not a single person saw us lol.

Definitely strangest thing I remember.

>>552419347
Fuck knows
>substance abuse/possession of class A or whatever it is, maybe assault or disturbing the peace whatever you'd call having a fight on a bus. vandalism and trespassing and theft are minor extras
>I was accused of hitting a girl in the head once (hit her playfully on the leg actually, not sure where the rumour came from) never was taken far though
>never convicted

>>552421006
Suicide is a public health concern and not a crime in many places

>>552431883

i live in britland

our police tv shows are not as dramatic. Most of the time its "THE POLICE COMPUTER NDICATES THE VEHICLES IS UNINSURED... DUN DUN DUN"

>>552419347
>mass murder
>mass murder
>punching a KFC employee in the balls

I was there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWTnN0EEUhI

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Omegle Thread

What interest do you put to find girls?

>>552419347

I had to kill another girl once

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>>552432527

>>552431183
Of course not. But they didn't find half of it.
At the time, I was scared and erased the remainder.
I've since gotten file recovery stuff and found some of it again.
And encryption software.

>>552419347
>What's the biggest crime you've ever committed
computer security crimes aka hacking
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of?
computer security crimes aka hacking
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of?
riding tram without ticket

>trading CP over AIM back in the day
>accused of stealing money out of someones purse
>convicted for shoplifting

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>>552419347
Rape/Possibly murder (didn't check to see if he lived)
Rape
Truancy
mfw never learned to greentext.

>>552419347
probably arson
>was about 14 or so
>burning shit in a forest at local park
>there was some makeshift treehouse someone had built
>some of the burning leaves landed on a rubber pipe
>must have had oil on it or some shit because >that thing ignited almost immediately and >spread to a tree
>ran the fuck out of there
>police blames it on a gang of chavs

>>552426028
you forgot to say sorry

>>552433319
just do >

>faggot

>>552433845
Thanks for the information.

>>552419347
Attempted murder
Murder
Common assault

>Possession and distribution
>Cannibalism.
>Nothing

Knife in a school
Knife in a school
Knife in a school

>>552419347

>grievious bodily harm x 4
>grievious bodily harm x 3
>grievious bodily harm x 3

>Trespassing
>Dealing Drugs
>Nothing

>Either arson, breaking and entering, or felony possession of a schedule I drug. dunno what's worst
>Reckless Driving
>Improper Driving A

>>552420247
that's not illegal

I have 2 pre-86 machine guns.

3/10 not that edgy

>>552419347
Crime implies that there is a law.

bringing a few grams of mdma in to the US from canada for sale
accused by whom? the judiciary? petty theft was the worst I ever went to court for, but that was dropped. I did get a ticket for marijuana possession. oh and I was briefly an illegal immigrant in another country and threatened with legal consequences so I left.
the worst I was convicted for was probably misdemeanor disturbing the peace.

>>552419347
be a nigger

>>552419347

> go to coffeeshop A, buy 5 grams weed
> go to coffeeshop B, buy 5 grams weed
> walking in public with 10 grams of weed on me while the legal limit is 5 to have on you

Am I hardcore or what?

>murder
>I don't know how it's called in english. involuntary manslaughter or something?
>manufacturing dargonbromofly

>>552430837
How do you have 10 gigabytes of pizza?

fbi pls go

>Aggravated Assault
>Aggravated Assault
>Aggravated Assault

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>>552430837
>you can't be charged twice for the same crime.

What kind of retard country do you live in that still has active double jeopardy laws?

Coke/shrooms/mdma/ketamine possession
Weed possession
Nothing

>Assault and Battery
>Piracy
>Clean cause the kids parents didn't believe I hit him

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>>552419347
Attempted robbery with a deadly weapon
Never caught
>mfw

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>>552419347
I wonder how many poeple are dumb enough to confess to felonies on here.

>>552432372

Yeah, the guy is usually abusive as fuck but the voiceover informs us that he was let off with a slap on the wrist.

>>552419347
>Assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill
>Assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill
>Assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill

>>552419347
Probably the USA.

>>552419347
>Possibly arson because when I was little I used to light stuff and put it in their mailbox becuase I was a teenager
>Selling drugs
>Selling drugs

I was in jail for about 2 months because the landlord caught my 200 plant setup we had, we bought just an apartment for it. Me and my brother.
I did the rest of my time by working at my dads job for about 6 months on parole

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>>552434615

>>552434842
Probably the USA

>>552419347
>felony weapons possession
>Identity theft
>trespassing

>>552434842
murica

>>552419347
>What's the biggest crime you've ever committed
i broke into an elementary school and stole a few hundred dollars in fund raiser money and destroyed literally everything i could

>What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of?
i was accused of being part of a white supremacist, drug dealing, weapon dealing gang. almost fucked my life over because the school i went to didn't like me or my friends

>What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of?
i cut a school bus seat with an exacto-knife and was put on 6 months informal probation while in highschool

Once I tried to steal a bag of Skittles from Walmart.

>>552419347

>thievery
>terrorist activities
>thievery

I was young and trying to steal something I wanted. such is life as a poorfag.

the terrorist activities: classmates were being fucked up and just accused me of planning to blow the whole school up with a bomb
>had a topkek with my teacher

>>552435361
The posting or requesting of personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids") is prohibited. Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.

MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
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This is the cancer that is killing 4chan, everyone who posted here should be banned including me.

>>552419347
>Sex with an underage girl (most of my highschool girlfriends were 2 years below me)
>none
>none

>>552419347
>Double homicide
>Failure to appear (dismissed as it wasn't my fault, they mailed the court date info to the wrong address)
>Ticket for having a headlight out.

Killed two tweakers that attacked a house party I was at. No joke. They crashed the party, one pulled a knife and the other a sack and started demanding people put their wallets in the sack. My buddy pulled some golf clubs out of the hall closet and started handing them out. Him, me and 2 other dudes beat them to death. Took about 20 seconds. A ton witnesses all said it was self defense, there was a grand jury hearing but it didn't go to trail. Corners report came back that they were both high as kites on meth. 1 also had a home invasion prior. That ended that.

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>>552435361
>>552435445

>murrica still having double jeopardy laws
>first world country my arse
>mfw

>>552435539
>probably

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>>552419347
>Copyright violation on youtube

>>552419347
Probably cp. I've also sold small amounts of my personal lsd stash to friends.
>half a stalking charge. It takes two incidents. Making death that's counts as one
N/A

>>552419347
>What's the biggest crime you've ever committed

Presenting false documents to the gob.

>What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of?

rape, but it was because she was mad at me, no proves

>What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of?

stealing

>>552435708
It's because our justice system is fucked and we throw more people in prison than anyone else

>Kneecapping people
>Member of a terrorist organization.
>The above

This was in the 90's.

>breaking and entering
Broke into a neighbor's house because he keyed my car. Stole about $500 and an N64 from him. He still doesn't know who did it.
>possession of unregistered firearms
My stepdad hid two handguns and a shotgun that weren't registered in my closet. I was convicted, but since my stepdad was convicted for this kind of thing before, they let me off.
>red light violation
A red light camera pegged me late at night.

>>552435964
Because we have more criminals. Hell, we probably let a good 65% of them go.

I smoked a marijuana once.
also I used to pirate everything.
too extreme to get caught.

>>552436103

You have more criminals because you're justice system is fucked.

>>552419347
>What's the biggest crime you've ever committed
Piracy.
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of?
None
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of?
None

>>552436136
Is it even a crime to smoke it?
I thought only to buy/sell/possess is

>>552436360
How can you smoke marijuana without possessing it?

>>552435663

Was beating them to death needed or did you just enjoy it? Were they known scumbags.

>>552436301
How does that even make sense?

>>552421919
>conspiracy to distribute controlled substances
>distributing controlled substances
this made me laugh for some reason

>>552419347
>stealing + some cp (not anymore)
>stealing fron a chain store
>got lucky, had enought money with me to pay what i stole so they didn't call the police

>>552435708
>2014
>still having double jeopardy laws
the reason they're there is because without them, an official that doesn't like you could keep having you tried until you were found guilty even if you weren't.
just getting accused of something will have you going in and out of court again and again for some shit you didn't do which will ruin your life regardless of whether or not you're ever charged.

seriously, i thought double jeopardy laws were like one of the requirements to mot live in a fascist shithole.

>>552435964
In my country you regularly see people getting 6-12 months for murder, and less for rape.

Max you see for first time rape is like a year. If anything USA's justice system is the best, violent criminals get what they deserve compared to my country. Selling drugs has a higher sentence than rape here.

>>552419347
>selling marihuanas
>nope
>none

Not sure how this shit is quantified, But I'll list 3 things.
>I sold weed and I've threatened a whole lot of stuff.
>assault probably
>Riding my bike, I made a left on red and got busted.

>>552436554
>>still having double jeopardy laws
should be >still *not* having double jeopardy laws

>Sexual assault
>got caught huffing at work, police let me off with a warning
>none

>What's the biggest crime you've ever committed
assault
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of?
vandalism
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of?
vandalism

not an american so the terms might not be correct

>>552435663
Cool story bro wish i was there

How does it feel to kill a man?

>>552419347

>molestation
>b&e, but not guilty, just happened to be wandering nearby
>nothing, clean as a whistle

>excessive speeding, going against red light, all that kind of stuff.
>assault
>parking ticket, tho it wasnt me who was convicted, it was my parents car.

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>>552436457
smoke someone else's while they're holding it

>>552419347
>What's the biggest crime you've ever committed?
Watching porn under 18.

>What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of?
Taking a knife to an elementary school playground, when it was just my friends and I there. I didn't even have the knife.

>What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of?
I have never been to jail.

Man, I am a goody-two-shoes.

>>552419347
>felony possession of narcotics
>public drunkenness
>underage drinking
all occured in the same night. except the conviction obviously

>>552436592
seriously? only 6-12 months?
You'll be lucky if you don't get life here.
1 in every 6 males in the usa go to prison at some point in their life, though

J-walking.
N/A.
N/A.

>>552437053
Touche, Serj.

>>552419347
>Multiple House Invasions
>Dealing Illicit substances
>nothing, and never will because I stay out of trouble and don't do that shit anymore

What's the biggest crime you've ever committed
>Crashing some webservers, or buying and selling some weed.
What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of? n/a
What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of? never been caught. only niggers get caught

>>552436506

Shitty corrupt justice system = more people convicted.

You put shitty laws down, creating more criminals, i.e Drug possession is treated like murder in the states.

>>552436554

Double jeopardy laws are stupid. New legislation revoking them will and should have clauses that prevent a second conviction for the same crime without new evidence. So you can't be trialled for the same evidence. Having a proper CJS with offices that take cases into consideration before handing them to a courtroom is crucial for this to work, probably why the US still doesn't have proper legislation on this matter.

New legislation is in place there because if new evidence that was before overlooked, or the CIS teams didn't have time to properly analyse can be brought to light, and
a re-trial can take place.

Its there to prevent rushed cases from allowing a potentially guilty suspect walk free.

So no, it doesn't create a more fascist or oppressive state if its done right. But since when is anything in the US CJS done right? Fat cats get paid for the amount of prisoners in US jails promoting successful convictions. Your entire system is fucked from head to toe.

>>552419347
>conspiracy to illegally sell firearms/class 1 drugs (having loose ties with a cartel)
>nothing
>nothing

I don't know how, I'm smart I guess

-Digital Piracy
-Manslaughter (charged and released same day on own recognizance,was deemed self defense months later)
-Drive wrong way on street (jewed down the fine to a fraction of cost)

>>552437619

Source; I'm a forensic scientist

>shoplifting
>none
>failure to give way

>Assault
>Robbery
>Vandalism

>>552424289
>the murder of millions of "innocent" palestineans you mean jerking off?

>>552419347
>stealing a pop tart
>speeding
>stealing a pop tart

>killing my whore girlfriend and my father who was fucking her
>murdering the bastard king
>being a dwarf

>>552419347
>drug dealing/cooking
>none...
>none, lawfag so im careful

>>552422065
Seems that your pretty bad ass eh?

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>>552419347
>What's the biggest crime you've ever committed
Serious Reckless driving (speeding 170 kmh over limit)
or Fist degree Property damage dont know whats worse
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been accused of?
Dealing drugs
>What's the biggest crime you've ever been convicted of?
>i fought the law and i won!

>>552434614
gtfo

>>552438153
Nice one.

>>552422065
>>552438276

Video Related. It's anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2zY2rtd9_Q

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>Drug sales
>Drug sales
>armed robbery
>mfw boring criminal past xD

>>552419347
>h4xxing
>being a h4xx0r
>being a h4xx0r

>>552436069
>stole an N64

yeaaahhhh nigger you have your priorities straight

>Killed a little kid when young
>Stealing (Innocent)
>Violence

>>552419347

>being too good looking
>ordering 15 tabs of lsd online
>none

>>552419347
Rape.
Rape.
Rape

>theft and robbery
>theft
>nothing

>Felony possession of a schedule 1 drug (USA)
>Attempted murder
>Unruly behavior (was 11 years old)

Attempted murder was bullshit. I was drunk and high with a friend and we were throwing rocks at cars.

I've only ever been detained for unruly behavior and was thrown into a cell for about 8 hours. I was 11 and my cunt mom lied to the fucking police.

Now I shoot heroin all day erryday and not a fuck is a gave.

> Breaking into university servers two times and doing nothing there
> Speeding 2 kmh over limit
> Speeding 2 kmh over limit

I ripped the tag off of a mattress once.

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>>552437619
>>552437936

what backwards ass country do you live in that allows you testify as an expert witness?

>rabble rabble conspiracy hurr-durr fat cats
>case dismissed

>>552439572

One that recognises the skill of my trade, and the expertise that comes with years of experience in said trade.

Saying that, I've only ever been in a courtroom twice, one to comment on the validity of evidence, and once when I was a kid.

>>552433319
You raped a dude? You smelly willy.

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>>552419347
>Rape
>Assault with a weapon causing bodily harm
>Never been convicted of anything.

>>552419347
>Killed a kid with a harpoon
>Mordor
>Nothing

>>552439458
>Attempted murder was bullshit. I was drunk and high with a friend and we were throwing rocks at cars.
How is that bullshit? You should have been convicted, being drunk and high is no excuse for attempted murder.

>GBH
>theft
>none

>>552439547

You sick fuck. I hope they hang you for it too.

>>552419347
>Assault
>Sexual Assault
>Jaywalking

>>552438648
real or script kiddie?

>>552440329

nigger nigger nigger

>>552419347
>Having a fucking bunch of CP
>nevarr got caught

>Vehicular Manslaughter
>Assault
>Assault

>>552440028
Fucking girls is for poofs.

>>552419347
>felony arson
>grand larceny
>shoplifting

>>552438228
which substance?
and what field of law?
>>552440638
this

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>>552419347
Assault with a deadly weapon
5 miles over the speed limit in a school zone
None

> laundering
> statutory
> speeding ticket

>shooting a roadsign with a shotgun
>never accused
>never convicted

i think the roadsign could give a pretty nasty sentence here in denmark

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>laundered over 20k american in the past 2 months
>multi corporate computer forensic racketeering scheme
I'm only 23

>>552424681
rekt

>>552442684
>never convicted

>>552442684
>multi-corporate computer forensic racketeering
the fuck does this mean

>>552431404
People actually go away for bullying now?

>>552443101
nobody knows. nobody knows what racketeering is.

>>552419347
>Rape
>Fraud
>Parking violation

>>552443101
to this day, i am not entirely sure how someone does that, all i did was launder the profits.

>>552419347
>rape
>nope
>nope

Life's okay.

Gun in School
Gun in School
Nuthin

>>552443101
>>552444202
>>552442684
>>552444413
am lawfag here, know what rackateering means (basically blanket term for any illegal activities motivated by financial gain), know what computer forensics means. Then you add in multi-coporate and it's starting to sound like a string of made up bullshit
>implying stories on /b/ are falsehoods
only thing I could reasonably imagine would be laundering money for the operators of ransomware schemes.

>>552443975

Yeap.
Murrika.
Notice the lack of FB memorial trolling here?
Remember when it was the craze of the day?
Well...

>>552433319
How were you accused of rape if you never found out if he lived?

>>552419347
weed (smoking and driving under the influence of)
nothing because i'm white
nothing because i'm white

>>552419347
>rape
>rape
>loitering

>>552421858
Why did you try to kill someone? Greentext please

>>552447548
this

>>552443101
All I can think of is someone's getting blackmailed from shit someone else found on someone's computer, and then some guy cleans very expensive delicates.

Drug Trafficking, done it multiple times
Possesion of Class A with intent to supply ( got away with a caution for possesion in the end)
Burglary

>>552419347
>Arson
>Grand Theft Auto
>None