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Today, my doctor told me I masturbate too vigorously and have

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Today, my doctor told me I masturbate too vigorously and have to stop jacking off or else I will cause even more damage to my dick.
How was your day /b/?

>pic related, basically what my doctor said
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Not bad, pic related
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>>551941206
not nearly as funny as yours holy shit good show OP
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Horrid. I was chased around by some retard with pants on his head.
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>>551941206
I did nothing 2day, got about 5 years running of that. I turn 20 in less than 3 days now.
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>>551941604
work?
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>>551941604
Happy birthday anon, are you doing anything special
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>>551942140
jak & wax
>>551941838
I have a pretend job & made 8grand last year
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>>551942298
sounds interesting, what is it you pretend to do for money?
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>>551942589
Maintain apartments...
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>>551943005
Fixing shit that's broke in them?
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>>551943721
>Everything

12 buildings with another being added soon.
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>>551943967
need a railing fixed in mine and the walls spackled. probably not going to do it because i'm lazy as shit, when i leave will i get in any legal trouble for not fixing them or will them keeping my deposit be enough?
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>>551944390
depends on the kind of landlord you have.
That's like 30-45 mins of work at most minus time for travel for whoever is your building maintenance guy.
Do it yourself save like 50 bucks out your security deposit, assuming you have one other wise don't give a fuck.
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>>551944986
thing is it's a townhouse that nobody maintains, low income family housing. i could fix it, but nobody comes out here and checks on anything.
i know it's easy, just some wood glue to fix the railing and some spackling for the holes in the walls, but i'm a college student and i have shit i'd rather spend my paychecks on
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>>551945302
Sounds fun, id imagine they have to subcontract repair work so shit might get a little pricey but who knows.
I wouldn't worry about it unless your in like whichever Korea is the bad one or something.
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