Guides thread?

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>>551729503
>employees can't stop you
idk about in cities where people seem more likely to sue, but around here if you're caught stealing you'll get tackled by employees and customers, they don't care

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I have nothing left.

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saved that one a while ago. Don't know if it's any good

bump again

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>>551732997
I don't have much but I'll dump if someone bumps the thread

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>>551733454

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the cop one is pretty interesting

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>>551733613
some of these are a bit old though and could probably use an update

>>551733762
>.gif
Why?

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>>551733968
idk must have been a gif when I saved it

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>>551733809

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>>551734249

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Dirty nigger guide

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>>551734340

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>>551734676

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>>551734857
anyone still here?

>>551735027
lurking

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>>551735027

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>>551735235

KEEP GOING

>>551735646
goddamn it

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My turn to dump.

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>>551735646
well now that you know...

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>>551735921
nice one.

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I hav learned to identify homeless from this infographic and it has proven helpful. In an old abandoned building downtown (our downtown is successful and growing) that I figured would be a good place for the homeless ended up with an exclamation point on the door. Poor guy.

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>>551737245
I also have that one. found the sign at a public park near where I live not recommending to stay. Lots of security there

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I am SO homeschooling my children some day.

>>551737548
God: "FINALLY! Something interesting happens!"

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and that's it for me.

>>551736375
Bullshit. This will electrocute you!

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I did an in depth study on the effects of coffee and energy drinks for Honor's English in private university. 2 cups of coffee/day is good. Everything else is bad. Energy drinks = death

>>551737982
nice dump keep them coming, so far I saved three of yours.

>>551738040
>how to troll softly

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I'll post the ones I like and think are most helpful first. After I run out of the good stuff I'll start going to stuff I think is less interesting. I have roughly 20 more pics to dump. I love lifehacks.

saving this entire thread as .html

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This is probably my favorite of them all.

>>551730896
>Preferable color is ALWAYS black. If it's a night op, that's the best way to go.
No, dark blue is less noticable in the dark than black

>>551738719
anyone got the full one?

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If you see this lifehack, DO NOT REPOST IT IN GOOD HEART.
this is false and you will get hurt. Badly.
Same for that spoon w/duct tape thing--shrapnel.

>>551738286
bump

>>551733809

Dude, I press one button on my keyboard and my IP flips every 20 or 30 seconds combined with noscript and java disabled etc.

Fuck this shit.

Fuck this shit.

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You'll notice that as I am posting my files are mostly in alphabetical order, so if you're wondering how much I have left to dump.....

>>551738719
This is fake as shit

>>551729503
>>551729503
"fuck the kikes
imam steal all of their bikes!"- edgy twelve year old user on 4chan

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This is helpful.

>>551739000
Yeah. That one probably has to go..

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NOTE: this recipe uses WAY too much oil. I tried it and it sucked. But feel free to improve on it.

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I've tried some of these. Totally legit.

>>551738719

This shit was made to troll /g/.

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You can never read this too many times.

>>551739964
another fake one, very bad idea

>>551732329
Lucky I live in a state I can shoot a threat dead on site.

>>551739964
DO NOT TRY THIS.
This creates an EXTREMELY poisonous gas that will FUCKIN' KILL YOU.
I was a janitor and mixed chemicals similar to these and almost died. And what a horrible death it is, it's just like swallowing bleach.

>>551731183
That's clever.

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Let's see how innocent summer is so far.

>>551739964
Oh, and that's the fucking point on this one. A throwable poison bomb.

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>>551740416
It's very misleading and dangerous. It is not shown as a poison bomb but as an instant smoke bomb. There's a difference between being a faggot on 4chan and killing an innocent person IRL. Don't be that guy.

>>551738938
top kek

more shoplifting tips pl0x

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>>551740809
Nigger from nigger Africa right here.

>>551740584
oh hang on, just saw it's HCL, not bleach. End result is this then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvuAgq9Lpg8

>>551730896
Not the best option to wear black clothing at night, it actually stands out more. Shadows arn't black, they're just the darkened shades of whatever background is there. The best color to wear at night is actually Red, since in very low light it blends into the background far better.

>>551741086
I used to sell handmade knives. This is mostly legit.

>>551741058
>not dark blue

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Now for less interesting things......according to me, at least.

>>551736506
Still searching for a thread to check if this is real

>>551729503
Store alarms only go off if someone takes something with a tag/magnetic thing right?

So, gum, packs of cards, etc don't trigger anything?

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>>551741558
Believe me, it's real!
Post a pic from your Facebook and see how long it takes some oldfag shithead to find you.

>>551741558
try it. worst case they changed it and it doesn't work.

>>551741664
no they detect gum
and cards

>>551733968
No pixel loss

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>>551741558
But be sue to screenshot it and post it here for everyone. :)

>>551738110
Usually drink one in the morning and one mid-day to avoid getting the urge to nap.
As napping = death (It decreases your life spawn).

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>>551741794
*sure

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>>551741850
coffee or energy drinks?

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>>551740283
Summer has lost its innocence.
Thanks for the guide.

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>>551742000
Wouldn't that just dial 911??

Also, almost done dumping.

>>551738941
What the hell are you talking about.
I have done this before and it works

>>551729503

Employees can call people out on suspicion. I wouldn't follow this guide. It was clearly written with little knowledge of the subject.

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>>551742212
No. Just no. Please leave.

>>551742112
good man. I'm surprised I don't have 14 year olds screaming mods everywhere.

>>551742203
I however was still innocent I guess, I didn't realize somebody was that fucking stupid.

>>551742000
heh

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And this is the last one.
Commencing Operation Lurk-Thread-While-Eating-A-Burrito in 3...2...1...

>>551742112
Link? Requires tor?

>>551729503
I can see it now. Somewhere out there there's a middle class white 14 year old who thinks reading this kind of shit makes him street smart, despite the fact that none of it works, and even if it did, he wouldn't have the balls to try it.

Fuck these threads.

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>>551740283
>>551742329
>>551742112
I have one for you, too.

>>551743048
wat

>>551742000
doesnt work

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>>551743048
>>551742329
2/2

Enjoy.

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>>551743029
>says thread is shit
>doesn't sage
Nigga, do you even 4chan?

Hi can someone please tell me how to guess/get an email address password? I wanna get into somebodys facebook account. Please bros

>>551744043
Since you're young, I'll tell ya. Don't. go to the email site (IF it's a gmail go to gmail) and use the "lost password" thing. It's much easier to guess.

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>>551744340
2edgy4me

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>>551744340
Thanks.

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>>551744939

>>551742020
Pure black coffee my friend. No sugar or milk.

>>551745529
Good. I approve.

>>551729503
Oh gee. I'm SO impressed. You sound like a real man.

>>551732997

>ceeling

Was this written by a toddler?

>>551741358
No fucking way is baking yeast going to have a high enough attenuation to make fucking 15% cider.

What a fucking joke.

What site was thathat murder thing on

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>>551746734
If you could just open your mouth a little wider and say fuck 3 more times per post, people might actually hear you.

do any of these work?

>>551737237
I've never understood this

>>551730896
All of these replies are false. Color doesn't matter, but it's the shade that does. Cooler colors are preffered though. You want a medium shade, not too dark or too bright. Something similar in shade to gray will work. This is a tip from an artfag.
Captcha: 3301

>>551741852
Faggot.

You forgot to check "Yes, please send me special offers and discounts" so that you will have all kinds of fascinating stuff to read in your mailbox for the rest of your fucking life.

>$1 mousepad
>implying anyone would actually fork over real money for one
>implying they're useful for anything more than drink coasters or wobbly table levelers ever since optical mice came out

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>>551730896

>>551749496
I laughed at this gif more than any gif I saw on the last YLYL thread.

>>551744340
Brain confirmed, as well as lower loin and ribs. Can't confirm the rest, haven't tried them.

>>551744791
if you and I were stuck in the fucking Andes, I will eat the first faggot that dies, you can starve yourself to death if it pleases you.

>>551741774
>No pixel loss

On a source that can has 256 or less discrete colors, that can be accomplished, but GIF is NOT a lossless format under normal circumstances.

A jpg, bmp etc uses thousands of colors (up to roughly 16 million), and to convert these images to gifs requires remapping these colors to a 256 color map.

>implying anyone gives a rat's ass...

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>>551736506

>>551741295
WTF???????????

Umm...does anyone actually bother to fucking PROOFREAD these things before they get distributed to the gullible, unwashed masses?

>>551736717
calling bullshit on changing oil yourself. I just changed my oil and it cost $25 for the oil ON SPECIAL, INCLUDING THE OIL FILTER.

>>551751909
True. This infographic may have been made a few years back before US inflation. Or maybe the designer was overexaggerating to prove a point. I agree with you, anon.

>>551730896

Why would I socialize with them and invite them to a party somewhere else? Wouldn't that make me suspect #1?

>>551737245
ive never seen these used before nor do i believe hobos have access to chalk or the guide and if they do its done differently by cities.