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I have these human teeth, wat do :^)?

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I have these human teeth, wat do :^)?
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super glue them to your teeth, post results
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>>551613397
Up your ass
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grind them to dust, make lines and snort them.
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>>551613397
Holy fuck, them finger nails.
Shove up pooper.
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cut your disgusting nails goddamn
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>>551613397
go cut your fucked up fingernails.
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Put the teeth to one side. Then cut your fucking nails you faggot!
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>>551613397
clean your nails, jesus fuck
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>>551613397
Grind em up and mix them with sugar to make a tooth/sugar powdered mixture, add some dried rotten flesh too.

After that add whater to make yourself a cleansing paste and then eat it.

After you have shit out your cleansing paste dry the shit and mix it with water again. You are ready.
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>>551613397
>fingernails

Obvious serial killer.
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>>551613397
The teeth might be human's, but those nails sure aren't
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>>551613501
this
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>>551613397
fake human teeth arent point. go cut nails fgt
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>>551613397
>>551613397

Put them down urethra.
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>>551613397
Are we rolling for something or are you just going to ask this question then leave the thread?
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Eat them.
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>>551613397
>microwave for 5 minutes
>make video
>make webm
>post it
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>>551613397
I just had a wisdom tooth pulled today. Synchronicity is fun.
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>>551613501
How would you like them glued?
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Glue them to the side of your teeth with super glue then post results
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>>551613397
Cut your fucking nails.. and make a necklace out of them.
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>>551613501
YES.
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Witchcraft perhaps?
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>>551613397

First this:
>>551613626
Then this:
>>551613857
Then an hero.
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Eat them.
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Spit in your hand while holding them and jerk off. It has got to feel like a blowjob....I just know it.
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just do something funny god dammit OP
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>>551613397
GO TO THE DOCTOR!! Google "clubbed nails". You have an underlying medical condition.
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I have two words for you OP
>neighbor's mailbox
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>Cover them in hot sauce
>Put them in your mouth
>Walk around in public and punch yourself in the face
>Spit teeth on peoples laps
>Punch your own teeth while your at it
>You fucking cunt.
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>>551614885
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Glued :^)
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Nice now try to eat something with them
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>>551616117
Judging by the look of your teeth, you'd probably be better off smashing your face in and replacing them with the new ones.
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>>551614885
I'm apathetic towards living.
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>>551614997
This
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plant them in the ground to grow a skeleton army
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>>551616493
Post pic of your full face
>inb4 sloth from The Goonies
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>>551616117
Guys wtf they're not coming off....
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>>551616905
Eat an apple, they should cone right out
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Put them on blender
Blend them to dust
add milk
add protein powder
add ice cubes
blend again
drink
maximum gainz brah
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>>551616905
kek youre such a dumb ass
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Do you actually look at your fingernails and think you aren't completely disgusting?
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>>551616117
My god man. Between that bear trap you call a mouth and your nails you are one fucking disgusting little faggot.

I bet you have greasy hair and horrid BO don't you?
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>>551613397
put them in your dick hole
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>>551617539
>kek

quit saying that shit, you sound like a virgin middle schooler

o wait...

inb4 kek, you mad, newfag, etc etc
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>>551616905
Go to rehab and start studying economics you retarded druggie
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>>551619683
kek u mad newfag
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>>551619213
I don't know I can't smell anything if I do lol

I got them off everyone i'm okay now!
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>>551619820
Attack teeth to penis. Then draw a smiley face on your dick
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>>551613397
Put them back in your mouth
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>>551619683
Kek u mad newfag
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>>551613397
Crush one and snort it.
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>>551619683
>>551620013

yawn

come on /b/ you can do better
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>>551620392
no we can't. shut up.
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>>551613397
FOR FUCK'S SAKE OP, CUT YOUR NAILS AND WASH THE DIRT OUT YOU DISGUSTING, DIRTY JEW.
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>>551613397
clip your finger nails you fucking ogre
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>>551613397
Contaminate a major crime scene. It may take some time to find an opportunity but you'll be able to watch your work on the news for months and post results.
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>>551613397
<everything in your picture you horrible cunt
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>>551613397

Eat 'em.
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>>551613397
filename.exe
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>>551620613
huuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you mad!!!!!

i have no original thoughts either!
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>>551616117
>>551613397
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Stop beating around the bush and make a pair of fucking cufflinks.
Buy these
http://www.amazon.com/Sterling-Silver-Cuff-Link-Stud/dp/B003ZF8DF6/ref=pd_sbs_jw_8?ie=UTF8&refRID=0Q5PTNXVA4HXDP0FJP59
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>>551616117
looks better now at least

look at those bottom teeth, you goblin
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>>551621185
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>>551621301
fuck, i thought she was gonna take off her top
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>>551619980
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>>551621940
jesus fucking christ
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>>551621940
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>>551616117
holy shit nigga you need to replace those ugly white abominations you call teeth , fucking pull them out with a hammer and replace them with the ones you have , maybe then colgate will call
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>>551621940

10/10
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>>551621940
Mother fucker
What are you even doing
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>>551621940
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>>551621940
what a riot
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>>551621940
oh lawdy, op delivered!
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>>551621940
well this should go somewhere fast...
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String em into a necklace, duh
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>>551613397
CUT YOUR FUCKING NAILS
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>>551621940
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>>551621940
I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
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>>551613397
Put them under your pillow for money!
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>>551621940
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This thread
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>>551621940
Cut your nails and your foreskin. Jeez
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>>551621940
now brush your teeth
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Put them in your but
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>>551613397
All of those teeth are top teeth, why you posting wisdom teeth fag
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put the root of 1 down your piss hole and peel your foreskin all the way back for maximum profit ??? $$$
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>>551621940
HOLY SHIT MAN THIS IS THE /b/ I KNOW
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>>551621940

Oh wow. Posting in a suddenly epic thread
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>>551621940
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Bury them in the garden.
Call Police, say there may be a body from previous owner.
Have your garden ripped to fucking shreds by Police.
Send Police bill for new garden.
Profit.

You're welcome.
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>>551621940
Save this, forever in our hearts
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>>551621940
>Put them down urethra.
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cut your girl nails, post results. teeth? oh wow
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>>551616117
I'd be surprised if you said you didn't have TMJ
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>>551621940
What did you do
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>>551621940
A British penis.
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wow. i'm actually IN this thread as its happening
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>>551621940
I can't find my sides.
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>>551621940
Based OP is based
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This is literally the best thread I have seen in years.
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>>551621940
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>>551624367
yea definately one of the best
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>>551613397
/b/ is back on track
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Give us a number to roll OP and you'll receive your next instructions.
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>>551613397
PUT THEM IN YOUR ASSHOLE
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>>551621940
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>>551621940
TOASTING IN EBIN BREAD
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Yeah, shove them up your ass, Faggot
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>>551621940
I just like that you had googly eyes laying around.
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try clipping and cleaning your nails jesus fuck
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>mfw op delivered
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>>551625000
this, trips decide it

but do it with the teeth
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>>551625000
Here take this instead.
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>>551625162
>>551625484
>>551625000
good enough
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>>551625484
hehehehe
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>>551625484
My sides
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>>551625484
HE DID IT
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Shit guys, there's more, OP is still delivering
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OP delivers, thank you Fag for making the best thread
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This is the first OP to deliver in years.

T.. thank you based OP
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>>551625484
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>>551613397
Use them to bite your fucking nails faggot.
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Moneybrain! Moneybrain! My african has a funny name!
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>>551625484
/b/ doesn't suck today!
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>>551621940
SHIT NIGGER
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>>551625484
Take a pic of the teeth laying on your tongue now OP
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>>551621940
fffffffffffffffffffff
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>>551626231
Still wouldn't be the nastiest teeth in his mouth
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ITT
summer and cancer

pic reated
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>>551621940
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9/10
Good job, OP
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>Never forget 17/6/2014 the day that OP delivered.
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>>551625000
confirmed legendary thread.
>op delivered
>trips
>clean nails?
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wow.. Good job OP
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>>551613397
>>551621940
>>551625484
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op prolly fuckin dead op if you are still here
>glue teeth to nipples
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>>551626773
its 6/16/2014 faggot
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>>551625484
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>>551627257
Timezones cunt
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Good christ. What have i seen.
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Good job delivering op
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someone archive this shit please
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yeah thanks for the delivary

i love you based OP
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What?
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I was here
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Postin in epic bread

(Also, I was here)
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im glad to say i could say that i was in this thread.
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>>551625484
this has made my evening
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>>551613397
clip your nails then glue the teeth and clippings to your ball sack and write chris was here
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This is why I love /b/ sometimes.
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>>551613397
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR NAILS JESUS CHRIST
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GOD DAMMIT I KNEW YOU STUPID MOTHERFUKKERS WOULD SCREENCAP THIS NOW IM GOING TO SEE THIS IN EVERY YLYL THREAD
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is OP still here?
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>>551629037
op should jizz on teeth then shove up nostrils
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>>551621940
i'd rather my son become a drug addict, than this
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THIS SHIT AINT EVEN FUNNY FUCK YOU ALL
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The real question is why is op such a fag
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>>551629338
i second this
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