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Alright new thread. What do I do with this game? 69, 97, 12 decides.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright new thread. What do I do with this game? 69, 97, 12 decides.
(Delivered four times already)
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>>550559247
Shove it up your ass you filthy console peasant.
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PizzaAnon Again Lets try shall we
>Order Pizza
>Get lots of leaves whilst waiting
>When pizza arrives, pay with leaves
>Guy asks what?
>"I'm paying in green aren't I?
???
>Profit?
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Here were the last delivers I did

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4xSuqi6cF4

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_CDSeZAYNms
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>>550559596
Almost.
Rolling for this.
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>>550559247
put the game in your playstation
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>>550559630
Rerolling again
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>>550559630
This, based get.
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>>550559247
put leaves in cd case
put in microwave
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>>550559774
reroll
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Take it to a tattoo shop as a template for your new skate3 tattoo.
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>>550559247
Get an ice cream cone at mcdonalds. when they put it on the counter use the disk to eat the ice cream. post video
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>>550559774
I already did that
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>>550559774
he already did that like 3 threads ago
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Eat it
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>>550559596
lol xD
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>>550559820
Re-roll <3
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>>550559247
fuck it by forcing your dick into the hole
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>>550559630
Re-reroll not proud of it, just want to see it
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throw that shit at a neighbor's house, post results
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>>550559820
Rerawl
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>>550559989
Or cut your cock off with the shards.
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>>550559832
reroll
i just want something to happen
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Play it cuz it's fun to fuck around in the game
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Buffer it between your ass cheeks then send it to the neighbors post results
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Play
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>>550560197
rip op
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>>550560197
Holy fuck
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Shove it up your ass witha timestamp.
You Pussy
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Why is modern /b/ so bad at gets?
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>>550559630
Reroll
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ring at a random door and hand it to the person with the words ''do not try to contact me, we will find you''
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>>550559630
Rollan
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>>550560197
Ignore
Pizza thing instead
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>>550560197
oh god dammit thanks for wasting that win you asshole
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Cum on it, insert into PC
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rip in peace op
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>>550560317
reroll
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>>550560373
No faggot he got it, OP is a massive faggot
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>>550560373
No faggot this is better and winrar
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>>550560469
Top Kek
Do it OP
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>>550560469
Winrar
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Try forcing your dick through the hole in the disc. Post results.
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>>550559596
Re-rolling for ass shoving.
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Burn the disk, load it up with cp, gay and furrie then try to sell at gamestop.
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>>550560469
Win
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>>550560197
Can this count as eating it too cause I don't feel like dying
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>>550560469
WINRAR
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microwave it
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>>550560469
>>550560317
winrar, do it now OP
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either eat it or ring the bell op
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>>550560469
finally
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>>550560469
Winrar. better than the actual one.
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>>550560197
Actual winrar

Cut your cock off with the broken CD OP
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Making video now stay tuned
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>>550560642
rolling for this
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>>550560801
Come on OP don't be a faggot
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Blend it into a milkshake and drink it.
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>>550560801
and here >>550560469 is a doable winrar you shithead
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>>550560879
Of what?
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>>550560642
Rolling for based CP
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OP? :(
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>>550559247
send it to me
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See how far you can shove it up your ass.
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Keep thread alive
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>>550561352
OP better get slicing
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Uploading doorbell video, it's good. Hint; I went to a mad niggers house
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>>550561352
good idea
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>>550561725
Of course
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whichever one he decides to do it'll still be good.
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>>550561670
If an even number I'm here in this thread til 404
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/b/ needs more people like you OP
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>>550560001
So close to quads... but no cigar.
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OP! OP! OP!
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>>550561725
op is awesome
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Link plisss
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We must keep the thread alive
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>>550559247
ram it up your ass
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>>550562026
Dont say it until you have the link, son.
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op do you plan on doing anymore after this?
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listening to vaporwave while waiting for op
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it's a shame OPs internet is slow as fuck
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>>550562279
Classy
Anne frank 420
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>>550562383
You're so inocent
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come on OP hurry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
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In OP we trust
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Come on OP your legacy must continue
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>>550562220
dad? what the fuck are you doing on /b/?!
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OP about to make /b/ hall of fame
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>>550562757
OP is a faggot
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>>550562941
OP smoked and snorted leaves for the /b/ro's today what did you do except for shitposting?
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>>550562941
>implying that anyone would just fucking cut their dick off cuz they're bored
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OP RAN AWAY
WHAT A FAGGOT
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>>550562941
you're a massive cancer, go cut your dick fag, no use for it.
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>>550563125
Actually doranthorne did newfag
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>>550563203
I have faith in op
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OP got mutilated by angry niggers
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>>550563336
who? got a screencap or some shit?
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>>550563317
>OP doesn't deliver
>I'm the cancer.

Okay summer
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still fapping to OP snorting leaves
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>>550559247
send it to austria (my place)
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>>550559247
Play it
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i want to believe
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if OP doesn't delivar i will be heartbroken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L5syO1-_e8
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rip in pieces, OP
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Nigger got pissed and jumped OP when he knocked at their door. RIP OP
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>>550563620
>implying you own a whole country
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>>550563505
Look it up yourself
Dorian thorn is the correct name.
The pics were on ED but zaiger ran off with the funds...
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Its the 11th of june now, this thread is a lie
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rip op, got shot by niggers 6/10/14. smoked and snorted leaves for the /b/ros
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Did anyone screenshot the smoking and snorting leaves? I missed it
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>>550563816
it's still the 10th here
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>>550563570
>asks to cut his dick with a disk
>expect OP to delivar
>nigger you must be new.
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>>550563949
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_CDSeZAYNms

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4xSuqi6cF4
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>>550563949
i have the video links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4xSuqi6cF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CDSeZAYNms
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ITT We pretend we saw the video but it was deleted
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>>550564116
I meant the one he said he would do faggot
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Oh, well sheeit
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>>550564372
op either has slow as fuck internet or is just chilling getting high off leaves while uploading
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>>550559247
cum on this
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OP please just show us that you're still here
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>>550559630
Why are people rolling for this?
>oh well, rolland
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>>550564563
he got killed by a nigger

>Uploading doorbell video, it's good. Hint; I went to a mad niggers house
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>>550564372
he delivered the two firsts, let's just wait Faggot impatient monkey.
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>>550564659
atm op is rolling but it's suspected he has been murdered by a nigger (>>550561725)
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>>550559630
lel rolling this
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>>550563816
shut up fuckin rice eater
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No new uploads yet
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its been about half an hour, we make a rememberance thread if op doesn't upload in 20 minutes
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rip op, tyrone has no mercy
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OP's mom here
op died of massive OD because of his sudden leave addiction

hope you are happy /b/astards!
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Should just mail it to moot in its case and full of leaves
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>>550565321
winrar
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>>550565541
Oh look it's the dude who owns fuckin' austria
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>>550565541
fuck you heinz fischer you don't own austria
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Bumping with my tarantula
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Smash it with a hammer and put it, along with some shit, in your neighbors mailbox
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>>550565952
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Trust is foreverbroken OP
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>>550561725

Thank you based op.
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>>550566248
If we roll 69 will you do something with the tarantula?
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>>550565957
>thinking no one got a get yet.

OP died
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bumping with cap on dick
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>>550565725
>>550565929
fuck you, i do
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>>550566382
It's in the process of molting at the moment, so she must be left alone.
Another time anon
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rip OP
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>>550566654
Prove it
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>>550566686
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>>550566686
Have you ever let it crawl on your dick?
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>>550566686
Shame. She looks badass anyways. Nice spider Anon
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>>550566686
maybe you should cum on it
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>>550560001
>>550560000
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>shatter disc
>stick down dickhole
>superglue shut
>have a wank
>call your parents and tell them what you did
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>>550566686
Do all spiders molt?
>>this is what I get for going to American public schools
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>>550566654
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>>550566853
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>>550566882
No, but it has crawled on my face and slept on my neck. Could feel her fangs on my skin...
>>550566932
Cheers anon
>>550566958
Has been tempting

Dumping spiders now
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OP is kill
Thread is kill
Trust is kill
Dreams is kill
Life is kill
>Thank you OP
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>>550567103
Please stick to cute spiders.
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>>550567014
I'm not sure, all tarantulas do though.

This is a jumping spider, usually about 1cm leg span. Cute as fuck
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>>550559247
sell at gamestop faggot
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>>550567282
Note; these will chase a laser if you keep it close to them (4-8inch length of view)
Mustn't put it in their eyes though
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>>550567282
Mfw spider has puppy dog eyes
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>>550560469
top lal
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>>550567490
Last of my jumping spiders
>>550567520
Spider-kun..w..w...will you m-m-arry me?
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OP is kill
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>>550567664
O-ok
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Meanwhile @ the local hospital of OP
>MAD FUCKIN NIGGERS EVERYWHERE THROWING SPEARS N SHIT
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dad walks in the room and talks to me
-peter is kill
-No!
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>>550567282
Do all tarantulas molt because they're" hairy" or whatever that is?
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>>550567664
>>550567998
I got some more
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>>550568084

That thumbnail though
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>>550561725

>>550565225
RIP OP, the man who delivered, the man who smoked and snorted leaves for our sins. 6/11/2014
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Aight abandoning thread nice spiders btw
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C'mon OP, deliver the goods you weird lovable bastard
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>>550568084
>>550568218
Magic
>>550568281
Cheers
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>>550568385
This is to keep them hydrated
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>>550568385
Why are spiders cute all of a sudden!
Also, screenshot of an epic thread people may have missed yesterday. OP was not a faggot
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>>550568598
Saw that, did he give an update after going to hospital for the bleach?
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>>550568768
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>>550568768
No. A bunch of cancerous fags decided "hurdur time to spiderman" and flooded it with the damn "spiderman thread" pictures
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>>550568868
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>>550568917
Shame really, OP was a good man before he gave his foot nerve gas
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>>550568951
That thing could pass as jewellery or some shit, damn
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>>550569102
Forgot
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>>550559247
Eat it.
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>>550569102
Yes. He was a great OP. We left messages of "Post result in 3 days" Hope he does
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>>550569204
Not a jumper, but beautiful still, Cobalt Blue.
P.Metallica If I remember..
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Eat it
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>>550569512
Holy fuck. That one is definitely beautiful.
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>>550569512
poor girl died a few weeks ago
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>>550569856
I know, shame she's such a bitch.
Oh, and I'm a hypersensitive person. One bite from her and I will be in a coma
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>>550569895
The feels man. The feels
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>>550570047
Indian Ornamental
This is not to be fucked with
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>>550570154
Why. Is it the honey badger if spiders?
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>>550570154
>>550570150
Hopefully OP can save us from these feels
My ne black funnel web.
>too scared to handle it
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>>550570337
Ok. Now that looks terrifying as fuck.
WouldShitAndRunIfReleased/10
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>>550570308
Not so much aggressive, but bolts like sonic when she's spooked. Disappeared up my sleeve once, cut the shirt open to be sure I didn't flatten her
>mexican white knee
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bump, cos i want OP's videro
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>>550570154
>>550570591
Sorry, labelled these wrong. No.8 is my Ornamental, 13 is my white knee
>Cobalt when she was younger
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>>550570790
>Pink haired Goliath
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>>550570968
Damn. That one looks like something out of
8 legged freaks
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>>550570650
he got beat by niggars
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>>550571138
The pose is certainly scarier than when she rests on my hands
>idek what breed this is
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How the fuck do you crazy bastards play with spiders without shitting yourselves or getting bitten?
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>>550571398
>summer
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>>550571336
Think she's a red rump, not sure.
>>550571398
I don't find them scary, but they're generally easy to handle. Getting them out of their enclosure is hard
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>>550559247
send it to me
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>>550571398
Spiders are not that bad. You just have to be gentle with em. Of course, just sticking your hand into a tank of spiders you don't know would be bad so helping raise them would increase familiarity between the spider and you. Less likely to do anything. Also since if you raise it, you're it's source of food
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>>550559247
play it because its a good game
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>>550571626
That's my collectiion, dead or alive, done.
More random spiders
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>>550571626
I'd just be constantly scared they'd try and bite my ass and bolt. Then I'd end up with a giant, mad spider on the loose, and that's exactly what my nightmares are made of.

That's a nice looking spider though.

>>550571756
I should probably cure my arachnophobia before I start raising spiders. There's just something about things with eight legs and fangs that move really quickly that just doesn't seem okay.
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guise i think op is kill
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>>550566880
Chili Rose Hair, Great Starter Spider
>>550567103
>>550567282
>>550567490
>>550567664
>>550568084
>>550568385
>>550568527
>>550568768
>>550568868
>>550568951
>>550569204
Jumping Spider variants-look great, hard to keep
>>550569512
Cobalt Blue, looks great, can't be handled.
>>550569895
Mexian Red Knee, great starter spideer
>>550570047
Orange baboon, not to be handled
>>550570154
Mexican White Knee, jumpy and fast but harmless
>>550570337
Black funnel web, don't even try
>>550570591
Indian Ornamental, again, jumpy and fast but powerful bite
>>550570968
Pink Haired Goliath, 10inch leg span, lovely to handle depending on their mood
>>550571336
No idea
>>550571626
Red rump, doesn't like any interaction
>>550571841
Scorpion Spider, can't be kept as pets
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>>550559247
put it in the micro wave
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>>550559247
skate 3 fag reporting in.
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>>550572083
They are mostly calm and slow, so no worries about that. Tarantulas mostly don't do shit really, just nice to look at
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>>550573082
bullshit that's a different tv
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>>550573358
yeah i know, i'm a different anon.
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>>550573132
Anyway this is my favourite tarantula, Trixie the Chile Rose Hair. Had her since hatchling
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>>550559247
wtf? I just played my copy for the first time in about a year, and then I see this thread.
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Hey guys, you got me really interested by posting all these cute and (for some of them) dangerous spiders .
I never had the guts to buy one but, what spider should I buy "first" ?
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>>550574059
Mexican Red Knee
See >>550569895
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>>550574450
Can you quickly explain why ? Is she easily handled ? that kind of stuff
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So guys, i saw him snorting and smoking leafs on the last two threads, but i missed the beginning of this one. Can someone tell me what happened?
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>>550574601
Yeah and She is a good starting spider to have. Id ask the anon posting the spiders though, or look it up on google. They'll explain more than I can
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>>550574601
Generally Docile/calm. Bite is like a bee sting anyway, have hairs that sing though.
Easy to house/feed/care for.
Cheap, easy to handle and easy to care fore
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>>550574610
OP was to give game to a frothing nigger
assumed to be kill
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>>550574909
In what situation will she bite ? And why ? Also, does the hairs hurt ? and I see she's not too expensive . I'm starting to get really interested
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>>550575225
Also look at Chilean Rose's, just as great but cheaper
>Biting
They really don't bite unless you keep pissing them off or they think you're food.
When handling, use a pencil to let them know you're not food, then use it to gently brush her on to your hand.
>hairs
The hairs are much more likely to be used as self defense. They kick them off their abdomen (stomach, ass end) and they can be very irritating to your skin. Most spiders make it clear when they will do this, by lifting a leg to their abdomen.
Do not inhale or rub your eyes after this happens
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>>550575748
So if I understand right, Handling her with gloves the first times is easier right ?
Also I didn't really understood the pencil thing . Care to explain a bit more ?
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>>550576001
Spiders bite if they yhink your food.
By touching them with a pencil they will get it is not food and so they will less likely bite when you touch them afterwards (because they think it is not food)/
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>>550576395
Oh I think I get it . They think the pencil is like, a part of you ? I'm a bit dumb sorry and since I never handled a spider before, I have to learn
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so. OP's dead then?
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>>550576548
They will think the pencil is touching them afterwards. No worries mate.
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>>550576001
Yes, gloves is easier but you mustn't handle her within the first month of rehousing her at your home. This can fuck them up.
>pencil
Use a pencil to gently push her rear legs or abdomen in the direction you want her to go. After a few times, if she raises a leg, let her be.
Put one hand in front of her GENTLY and stroke her rear legs until she walks on to your hand.

Or do what I recommend for beginners and replace your hand with a small plastic container. then lift her from that.

>>550576548
Mine often try to bite the pencil if I'm too quick, but they realise it's fucking wood so they don't care after
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>>550576748
So they will think your finger is the pencil, am I right ?
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>>550576683
Op made us wait the last thread for a long time too, but he delivered eventually.
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>>550576834
Not necessarily, but they won't see it as food or a threat. The key thing is to be gentle and don't sneeze/cough/laugh
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>>550576989
So having spider is something that require a lot of patience, concentration and calm right ? Also you have to be careful . I think I'll wait before buying one, don't want to fuck anything up about these cuties .
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>>550577247
From everything I've seen, they can be pretty difficult to take care of. Definitely do a lot of research before buying.
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>>550577247
Yes, you need to be slow and careful but not really a hard animal to handle. Most pet stores sell Red Knees or Chile Roses so check them out if you're interested.
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>>550577386
Yep, will do .
>>550576989
Thanks to you for answering my questions,
>>550576748
Thanks to you too anon
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Where is video
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>>550577721
No worries, I hope you make the right decision. Besides, if it goes badly, most stores will take them back
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>>550578209
I'll go around in stores, asking questions and maybe one day I'll grab my balls and buy one, and this day I'll probably post it on /b/ and say thanks to you . Remember me bro
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That nigger made a visit to OP's house. RIP anon
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>>550578347
Pro Tip, don't let it near your balls
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>>550578347
Screenshot this conversation than
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>>550559901
reroll
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>>550578474
I'm not into that kind of things but yeah, thanks for the advice .
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>>550578582
Meh, it will most likely go into the depths of my picture folder and rot until the day I post again about that spider on /b/
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>>550559247
Eat it
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Why are you fags talking about spiders just let this die op won't deliver
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>>550579423
NO, op will deliver. He will not let us down.
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>>550579597
OP always delivers...
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>>550580165
atleast, this one did...
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>>550580515
No he didn't you stupid fuck fuck you
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>>550580695
he did.
>http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4xSuqi6cF4

>http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_CDSeZAYNms
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>>550581160
Fuck off
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>>550581374
the only shit that you've ever fucked over are the other sperm that somehow lost the race
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>>550581725
So funny
I'll rape your mum, burn her then fuck the remains
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>>550581725
nice kek anon /10
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>>550559596

this
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>>550581374
Are you hungry Anon?
when you're hungry you turn into a faggot, you should take this Snickers to fight hunger.
>pic related, that's the snickers you needs.
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Break into powder then sniff the fuck out of it! Puke, and enjoy the ride of skate3!
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>>550559247
are you the OP that made a thread the other day saying you were playing SKATE 3 and getting high on XANEX and was posting trippy gifs???
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nope.. they just call me god
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thread is kill
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>>550584110
Holy shit how was it still alive

RIP OP
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>>550584258
I was the orignal winrar itt
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>>550584258
You killed op, how do you feel.
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>>550584497
He was a faggot regardless
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>>550560801
>>550584943
At least he tried to cut off his cockel
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