Get me tits..

be my kawaii waifu :3

gibe tit pics pls b0ss

Pick a single digit number OP but say "I think you're really attractive"

>>550283140
i cannot reach my dick, can you please get it for me?

>>550283140
I dont wanna be too forward though...don't think I'm weird because of this

shoe on head

Will you marry me? I only need to for legal reasons.

>>550283486

this

I really want to suck cawk... Do u think u could hook me up?

>>550283140
Show us ya titties, love

>>550283140

With your confirmation I'll need assurance that you'll completely agree to this.With your agreement and thus your conesent, I'lll now ask the question that you have agreed and consented to.

Why are we making stupid fucking faces for and why aren't your ducklips on my cock?

will you show me your big tits for gods sake? :O

will you do it even if I ask you to tongue my anus.

Can you just completely block me and never talk to me again?

>>550283606
this

>>550283486
Bumperoo -this

>>550283627
>>550283486

OPs pick

>>550283627
reroll

can i suck your dick?

Can you shit in my mouth?

>>550283772

this

I've been tryna see those tits foever.. please show them and you can see my dick bro

>>550283496
reroll

>>550283140
shes ugly OP

>>550283486
roll

Would you insert toys into my anus pls

>>550283140
>op sexy mofo

>>550283785
reroll

>>550283140
ohmagawd, my dropped my phone inside my moms ass... you gotta help me get it out kimberley!

>>550283140
Ok, the favour: Don't be mad when i tell you that when i read somebody saying "must of" instead of fucking "must have" i assume they are a fucking retard

>>550284038
Oh shit, time to get out the popcorn

>>550283486
Rerale

Damn girl, you look like you got down syndrome. I'd fuck you with a plastic bag on your face.

I'M A NIGGER YOU'RE A NIGGER EVERYTHING IS FULL OF NIGGERS

FUCK YOU NIGGERS FUCK A NIGGER SUCK A NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING NIGGERS

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

NIGGING NIGGERS NIG

*clap clap*

FUCK NIGGERS!

>>550284038
winrar

>>550283224
this

tits pic please

>>550283486
again

show me your pussy and asshole

>>550283902
holy shit i think this guy is in anonymous

>>550283772

reroll

>>550283902
baby scriptfag can't into

>>550284038
Shit op, sorry friend.

>>550284058
How to get tits 101.

>>550283140
Will you help me light this nigger's house on fire?

>>550284265
Why is op always a fag

>>550284038
9/10 nice roll

>>550283140
i want to slide my head into your cunt and sneeze while fingering your poopie

Fuckin pick a single digit number. We are going to be sitting here forevaar

>>550284438
How the fuck do you keep getting 38 nigga?

>>550283902
what's going on here?

Can I see another pic of you I'm never this forward but for you it is the smartest thing to do ;)

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>>550284038
WINRAR. DELIVER OP

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Now we wait

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well... you know that feeling you get.. when you climb the rope in gym class and.. you get a boner?

>>550284438
You're worse than that shithead, Heaven.

>>550284584
Glorious! OP is not a fag at all.

>>550284554
he was trying to use a script to automatically get the last two numbers of his post to end in 78 but failed miserably.

>>550284584
Off-topic, but what phone/texting app is this?

>>550284584

How fucking stupid are you, that could've
been some easy pussy.

>>550284182
>>550284214

funny thing is it got deleted immediatly

>>550284438
seriously what's going on here?
ID 2wwwnaJH
post twice
gets 38 twice

then some fag post

>><br />
<b>Warning</b>: file_get_contents() [<a href='function.file-get-contents'>function.file-get-contents</a>]: Filename cannot be empty in <b>/home/vendezmo/phakt/roll.php</b> on line <b>74</b><br />
<br />
<b>Fatal error</b>: Uncaught exception 'InvalidArgumentException' with message 'Passed variable is not an array or object, using empty array instead' in /home/vendezmo/phakt/roll.php:78
Stack trace:
#0 /home/vendezmo/phakt/roll.php(78): ArrayIterator-&gt;__construct(NULL)
#1 /home/vendezmo/phakt/roll.php(24): getLatest()
#2 {main}
thrown in <b>/home/vendezmo/phakt/roll.php</b> on line <b>78</b><br />


WINRAR


an it's gone.

>>550284702
well.. he kinda is

>>550284795
looks like tinder

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Cmon

>>550284584
I rald 38 twice, nigga OP got no choice but to deliver

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>>550284702
Well...he still kind of is. His post doesn't cancel the faggotry of the text out.

>>550284584
OP DELIVARS.

u wnt sum fuk

hey i'm serious, if you want i can put some in your anus too

niggers, we need to find brandon thread and fast!!! anyone knows where de faq it is ?

>>550284836
yeah he is really embarrassed from his failure, of course I don't f5 and let it auto load with that option down below so it still shows up lol cute.

>>550284909
jk
i can do that by myself
but what i can not do by myself is showing tities
so how about some tit pic

My nipples are so hard right now. Would you like to see?

>>550284909
nah just trying to be a jerk,,,u like jerks or nice boys?

>>550285073

thread/550272608

>>550284865
Literally the double roll was luck, fuck knows what that other fag was doing

Yo, I woke up, fucked up off the liquor I drunk
I hadda bag of the skunk, one and last night's tunk
Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise, from the cleaners
Fucked me good, you should've seen us
Big booty bitch, switch unbearable
French role styling, body like a stallion
Sizing up the figure, while my shit gettin' bigger
Debating on to fuck her, do I wanna be her nigga
Caressing this bitch, plus I'm checking out them tits

>>550284909
lel im kidding but i wanted you to know i love watching my little pony xD

>>550284909
Joking,.joking ;) I just wanted to see if you'll be weirded out Idk. So can I still ask

>>550284909
I've got an asshole the size of the eye of a hurricane and I need you.

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well... you know that feeling you get.. when you climb the rope in gym class and.. you get a boner?

>>550284909
My anus is hungry, it needs to be fed

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>>550284865
Power of computer.

>>550285240
you are a lucky nigger.

Shoe on head!

last Brandon thread 404'd, I know some of you faggots from there are here. Someone make another thread.

Yes, Can I see your feet and tits?

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>>550285261
re rolling for this

Kidding, lol, would you let me eat your pussy? ;)

>>550285303
reroll

>Get me tits..

Drink Soy milk out of plastic cups.

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie. Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

can you send me some pics?

seriously i want to go out like Mr.hand

>>550284909
Ok but seriously you have a rockin body and any chance you could help a guy out and show me them glorious fun bags?

>>550285343
A lucky nigger indeed

>>550284909
"I thought you were better than that, I guess you're not who I thought you were. Someone will little judgement and passion to please, even if its my anus."

>>550285338
>38
kek.

I would like to find out more about your glorious body, my goddess.

>>550284909
I've never been more serious about anything in my life, and I once fought in a war.

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>>550285302
Come on, you have to sound like a desperate.teenager. rolling

>>550285261
rolling

>>550285208
reroll

>>550285324
Wait arent you the fucker from reddit

>>550285478
winrar!

I need the toys in there. I would get a nigger but I don't want aids.

>>550285490
Rollll

I feel this will work

I would quite enjoy some feet pics.

>>550285338
actually the user is using a unix like os so that image is unrelated.

convince her to kill herself then save her at the last moment and she will forever be thankful

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Faaarck

>>550285257
roll

>>550285490
rollan

>>550285669
Re-Rolling

>>550285646
Motivating giraffe is not a fucker! And he's totally not him.

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Maaan

>>550285728
Why do that OP?

Also roll for this
>>550285843

what i need, is your arms, inside of my anus

>>550285920
yes i need help fitting all these dildos into my ass

>>550285920
I need you to play Wreck It Ralph with my anus!

>>550285920
Sorry I thought it.would be funny...can I still ask that favor bby?

>>550285920
That was a typo. I meant to say "give me tits"

I'll spit on you

>>550286034
WINRAR

>>550286036
rerereroll

>>550286034
WINRAR

>>550286034
welp we aint seein tits tonight

>>550286034

>>550285920
yeah obviously I need help, that's why I text' you to give me a helping hand. Anyways why is a qtpi like you doing outside of my anus ponder dungeon in the first place?"

>>550286073
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lel

>>550286034
SHIT.

>>550286034
this is my first get evr

>>550286252
Yes, shit. All up and down her arms.

>>550285878
I don't believe you >>550285920

>>550285920
I need Thomas the Tank engine inside me. And i need you to do that. he is my favorite toy, I play with him everyday

This is the FBI. We are messaging you to inform you that you are wanted in several different states for what is believed to be a string of rapes across the country, and murder of Christopher Poole. We have located and observed evidence against you and after a nearly three-year long investigation, have concluded that you are the perpetrator of these crimes. Therefore, you will be hunted until apprehended. If you choose to comply with law enforcement and surrender, which is preferred as it can potentially save many lives, your sentence may be reduced at the discretion of a higher power. Thank you for your compliance and have a nice day.

>>550285920
If I win you first say: "I was just kidding" and this
>>550284072

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Fuck you man

that was not me... some (believable person) got a hold of my phone wile i was in the bathroom.

>>550286514
Ill take a reroll

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>>550286641
my god

i'm a sxy widdle baby

>>550286675
this, but dont put any name on the (beliebable person), leave it like it is

>>550286641
send photos of your money melons

>>550285920

"Sorry, a friend was on my phone, i just confess to him that i really like you, and he wanted to ruin it for the fun. I know its weird now to ask this but i have to give it a shot. Can i pick up you tomorrow and have a talk?

>>550286641
Listen ok so im sure you know this isn't "your name" by now. So i'm gonna be straight, basically I really fucking want you, like no man has ever wanted a woman...

>>550286641
tits get.

>>550286641
You already lost, OP. "Ta" means "bye."

>>550287000
the trips too strong

>>550286641
I'm sorry, I was just trying to be funny. Titties pls?

>>550286641
Holy shit! That wasn't me. I'm so sorry. Someone got on my phone while I was in the bathroom.

>>550287000

nice trips faggot

>>550287000
nice trips

>>550286502
Rolling for this.

>>550286924

>>550287000
my fucking trips win please

>>550287027
re rall ball

>>550287045
reroll

>>550287000
Trips count. OP must delivar this.

gibe me vag sauce plees i eat all good suce yum

>>550287000
OP better respect the trips

>>550287000
this

>>550287000
trips need to be winrar

>>550286502
Reroll

I'd like to receive an image of your breasts so that I can masturbate over them.

>>550287000
reroll

>>550283140
what does she look like shes like 50

>>550287000
reroll

>>550287000
Triippps. It has been voted, OP.

>>550287434
winrar

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Trips win. Finally.

>>550287000
Trips has spoken
Go full beta-cringe mode and text her this message!

>>550287487
Ya and now 4chan is a democracy.
Don't send that pussy msg OP

well, let's change the subject now. how many black men does it take to open a freezer?

>>550287156
>>550287156
>>550287156
>>550287156
>>550287156
No one fucking notice this?

>>550287568
hell yeah

>>550287732
Fuck off, faggot.

>>550283140
are you fucking serious with that blackberry. jesus christ.

shit that might work

>>550287568
>pick you up
>have a talk

so you're going to rape her?

>>550287568
/thread

We got you half way, sort of.

>>550287732
Nope.

>>550287907
obviously he'll have to lift her

>>550287732
Fuck off, faggot.

>>550286641
sorry, i was wondering how you would react to such insanity.

>>550287808
m8 i'll 1v1 u right now fag scrub

ask for her snapchat, send her dickpicks

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How do I not murder her .
Same gets . in addition to trips.

>>550287907
sorry anon, eurononenglishfag here, but trips are trips :)

>>550287568
Now tits

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>>550287568
>>550287568
>>550287568
i admire your body greatly and think you are beautiful, akin to a goddess. please snap a quick picture without a shirt, and if you are as beautiful on the inside as outside, a picture of your bare gorgeous breasts

nah man, i just want to cut off your fingers and fry them in a deep fat fryer and eat them, then i will shit them back into your mouth while youre in bondage

oh and, could i get some tit pics hun?

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Why did the cowboy get a wienie dog.....

Ready?...

Because he wanted to "get a long little doggie!"

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here till eleven.

>>550288145
Please, girl. Let me show you how much I can care about you
>inb4 beta/cringe

>>550287732
Go suck on a nigger's pickle, you son of a hamster horse ass eating cunt

>>550288145
lol no i wont. how about some preview? i like to know my rival before the game

>>550288145
Oh... well that'll cost extra then.

>>550288145
Can't promise anything

>>550288145
murder you with fun and sexy times

Murder bad

>>550288218
rolan

>>550288145
no promises

>>550288145
"Lol. No. Who told you about that?"

no, might rape you though

>>550288241
reroll

"Not unless your into that sort of thing"

>>550287568
No murder, just rape

>>550288145
As if I would tell you if I were, no I just want to get to know you better

gonna murder ur pussy

feed me daddy

>>550288397

>>550288145
"well I mean... what do you want me to say here?"

>>550288241
Roll for this beauty

>>550288145
No muder is a crime, and criminal go to jail, so jails are for niggers

>>550284876

Nah I think it's badoo.

If winrar do the post below this

>>550288467
re-reroll

>>550288539
>>550288397
Rollin for one of these. OP decides which.

Whatever, i was trying to joke around with you but obviously you are too fucking dense. Later, you stupid whore.

>>550288218
>tips fedora
you fucking beta cunt

>>550288487
re roll

>>550288667
>winrar

>>550288145
no, and as a proof, here's my dick
(join a photo of your dick OP)

>>550288397
reroll

>>550288627

>>550288145
i have his phone again and have bound and gagged him
bring $50 in unmarked bills to 34[first street/federalstreet/ whatever street town hall is on in your town] at noon tomorrow or he dies
no cops. if i don't make it out my partner has instructions to cut off his dick

I think you're beautiful and have always cared about you. you're one of those few opportunities that come in life and until now I've been kicking myself for not taking it. so now here I am, on my knees to you, begging you to fist me brutally in the ass.

>>550288145
well, i just like to talk this things face to face, specially when it's important to me, but if you feel more comfortable we can meet wherever you want to.

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>>550288715
>Fuck off with the re's nigger

>>550288740
re

Sooo... see you at 7 then? How does Bennigans sound?

>>550288652
rall tall

>>550288487
this

haha funnie~~

>>550285468
this

>>550288879
God damn...

>>550288145
>>550288395
roll this

>>550288978
Winrar

>>550288848
oh shit i forgot to add three more zeroes and a comma
reroll

>>550288145
maybe
>rolling

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Sharpie in pooper plz

>>550288145
I wanna cut ya

>>550288412
Shit my first get

>>550288740
rell

>>550283140
Just send her a dick pic already OP

>>550288813
reroll

>>550288912
WINRAR

>>550288241
rallin

>>550288978
Pkzip!

only if you struggle during the rape

>>550288978
winrar

>>550288145
haha damn of course not

>>550288978
winrar

No I'm gay haha, just want a girl friend to have girly talks with.

Cmon, he got what he wanted, he's not gonna send more of your shits.
This post is ded

>>550289036
Nope!
This came first!
>>550288412

Sorry, I was trying to be funny. Most of my friends say i am really funny but I mean they are all really smart. I didnt realize that you were such a stupid fucking cunt.

>>550288487
FROM
>>550288978

WINRAR

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>>550289258
Deliver

>>550288879
>>550288879
>>550288879
>>550288879

this please this

>>550289290
we got a winner

>>550288145
"haha nah i was thinking coffee then lunch/movie."

>>550288978
winrar.rar

>>550289402
>>550289367


NOPE

This came first you niggers:
>>550288412

>>550287000
sik tripz m8

>>550288145
give me one good reason not to, slut, i am the supreme gentleman. i will reduce you, and all like you to a river of blood and a mountain of skulls. i am a god. you insipid cunt

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She's not responding. Abandon thread motherfuckers

>>550288167
this was technically winrar but don't do this

>>550288445
this was the actual winrar. everyone else else stop claiming your shitty failgets.

>>550289738
cuz that was lame as shit

bye op

>>550289738
If i roll 38
Just leave a message since she's not reading

>"Okay fine i'll let the niggers tongue my anus"

>>550289738
What the fuck? What were you trying to say to her?

>>550289938
Holy fuck

>>550289738

It's over, he dun goofed.

>>550289738
>38

>>550289938
>38

DO IT

>>550289938
winrar

>>550289738
try a little harder next time op

kthxbi

>>550289938
god is real

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>>550289938
What the fuck? Fucking get.

>>550289738
he just posted winrar
which was beta af

>>550289938
> if i roll 38

rolls 38

>>550289938

WINRAR

DOIT

>>550289938
THIS
FUCKING THIS
probably a script fag but THIS

>>550289938
This

>>550289938

wuut

I would like you to please cut off my penis and force me to blow it.

>trips get

>>550285920
Does anyone else want to see OP succeed?? You know, HELP HIM?

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>>550289938
wut.

>>550289738
op is faggot

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>>550289938

>>550290309
fuck off fagot if op needed our help there was no hope for him to begin with

if he dont delivar MODS MUST BAN HIM

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>>550289938
Son of a bitch

>>550290309
No. I want OP to admit that he will let niggers tongue his anus. We all want OP to admit that he will let niggers tongue his anus.

>>550289738
http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com
/thread

If I roll an 8 im gay

>>550290591
9-1=8 you're gay

>>550290591
if i roll an 8 this guy is gay

Lol dude looks like he's straining for a shit in his pic

I wan 38 ;(

>>550290760
If i roll 4, both of you are faggots and moot must ban every single anon ITT

>>550290591
nigga you gay anyway

>>550290760

8 gayboy

>>550290760
If I roll an 8 you are gay, faggot.

If i roll an 8 everyone on /b/ is a fag

if i roll 0 you are the only faggot on /b/

>>550291039
if i roll an 8 i'm gonna have to go hop on some dick

If I roll 69 nothing happens

if i roll an 8 every single person that has ever known anything about 4chan is gay

rolling 8 broken

If I roll 6 everyone's heterosexual on /b/

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>>550289938
what in the fuck

>>550291201
>>550291163
>>550291039
>>550290932
>>550290860
>>550290760
>>550290591
>Implying

>>550291163
>i mean if 8 you're all fags

if i roll 8 i didnt roll 8

If I roll 6, this entire thread must an hero

if I roll an 8 god hates fags

>>550291402
if i roll an 8 god hates sage

If I don't roll dubs I an hero

If I roll a 8 OP is never a faggot anymore

>>550291191
reroll

>>550291305
So you rolled an 8? Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you rolled an 8?Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you rolled an 8?Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you rolled an 8?Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you rolled an 8?Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you didn't roll an 8? Meaning you rolled an 8?

>>550291476
>op won't deliver

if i r8 8 m8 are g8 m8, gr8 pl8 t8 m8
8/8

If I roll an 8 I'm going to rape a tree and post pics

>>550291476
So close, guess I have to delivar