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>Get

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>Get
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4chin is dead.
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>>549995632
all mine
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we're close, but we can stop until

the get!
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i am your new lord taliban-senpai. worship me
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>get
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teg<
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>>549996184
you retards cant read numbers, its another 3800 before the get

takes a bit longer than right now
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>>549996184
Dragon Ball Z Poster, I assume you also love anal, and dragon dildos. While your camming for your gay fap sessions on your mac.
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>>549995632
https://this.spooks.me/
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get bitches
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get

captcha: well freetba
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Nigger jew cocks
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Gotta make me understand
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>>549996666
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>>550000000
black people are food
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Sitting on /b/ waiting for 550000000 get on a Friday night. I did have a hand in a girl getting beat up by her bf today if that counts as an accomplishment
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>>549996871
Enlighten us to pass the time til get?
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Annnnnnnnnnnnd get
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>>549996871
story time uncle anon
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Dump porn. The wait will go by if we fap.
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/MLP is deleted from 4chan forever and we get good janitors and fire the faggots we have.
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>>550000000
testing
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>>549996631
well you got 2 out of the 3 right
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>>549996871
Fuck, I forgot it was Friday.
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>>549997084
>tfw janifags delete your criticism
>tfw it's all 1984 up in here.
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If I get it I will send everyone in this thread 2 dollars over paypal.
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>>549997381
Don't pushy out faggot.
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>>549996976
Will do, gimme a minute
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2k to go
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me
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>>549997884
*pussy
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>>549997884
The person after me gets 5.
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Mod's will disable comments and they will get it
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opsolom grass

captia

get
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No I will get the get
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Well let's have some fun
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>>549998317
would they actually do that
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This is how you get
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royal wif niggers!
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>>549998659
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550 mil GET
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>>549998691
Nigger
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>>549995632
May the get be a celebration to Hitler, our führer and savior.
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>>549998691
Nigger
>>>/sp/ get
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>>549998691
nigger
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>>549998659
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>>549995632

too bad the get will suck
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its happening!!!!
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>get
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lol never gonna get it.
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did anyone ever get ?
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>>549998914
kike
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>>549998758
What the fuck is this.
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>>549998914
Heym you're a kike
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Get...
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>>549998691
of course they will you nigger
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SO CLOSE
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>>549999999
how?
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>>549998914
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Why da fuck not? rawllin
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if get australians are no longer shitposters
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BANE?
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meh
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Sick fucking get
Zardica is a fag
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yup
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This get is for /pol/ I love you guys.
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allllllmost there
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>he does it for free.
>>>/sp/ get.
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Pay up faggots
[email protected]
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Rollerz
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>>549998914
the guy above said your a Kike
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>>549995632
niggers?

niggers.
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ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae
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It's coming! Watch out, /b/. we do not forgive. we do not forget. expect us.
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>>549995632
OBAMA IS GOING TO PASS AWAY BEFORE HIS TERM IS UP
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get get
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Give me the get, and you can walk away.
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Get. The fuck out.
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Getting it
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>>549999150
I got this
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hry
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GET!!!!!!!.....nigger
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smoke weed everyday
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>>540000000
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So close
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Fuck you all
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Keep it 300
Like the Romans
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FUCKING GET
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WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD GET REKT
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>>549995632
yolo
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55 mil get

topkek
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it's happenning
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bologna penis
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ITT: people who can't count
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>>549999459
hope so
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It is going to esssplode
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>>549995632
get trys are cancer.

And this is ironic.
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SHIIIIT NIGGA
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PLEASE GET SO ZARDICA CAN DIE
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Good get everyone!
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Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
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justin bieber
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The Cicadas are crying...
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>>549995632
get
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gettttttttttt
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GET NIGGERS
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Get it
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spaghetti errywhere
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thank you based god
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Rise in the name of satan
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shit man i thought that idk
>heheh jewsus is my ssavior
>inb4 s4s is best
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>>549999687
get in the name of Australia
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Niggers
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hey guys I was just wondering what a get is, I've only been here a few weeks, thnx
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sure I'll try
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Nigger
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hail to the king, baby
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>>549999769
GOT IT FUCK OFF
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DAWDAWDAWDAWDAWDAWD
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I'm 14
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Reroll
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nigger
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GET GET GET
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/pol/ is always right
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>mfw get
>mfw ihavenoface.jpg
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>>549999802
swagfag
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>>550000001
REKT
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ZARDICA IS A HUGE GAY NERD
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>420 blaze it
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YUNG LEAN IS THE GOAT
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fgsd
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>>550000001
fucking loser ahahahahah
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WHAT IS >550000000
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>550000000
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>>550000001
lol
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>>550000001
kek, sorry /b/ro
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>>550000001
kek
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ur mum is actually gey and just haesnt told u yet. Get rekt bichtits
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>>549999459
can i have 550 mil?
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>>549999999
>>550000000
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aliums
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>>550000000
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>>549995632
fag
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>>550000001
well that sucks
>>550000000
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>>550000001
HOLY SHIT DUDE

you suck.
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not anymore
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>>549999769
Get
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>>549995632
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>>550000001
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha you fucking faggot bitch sucks to be you
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>>550000000
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>>550000000
call him a nigger
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>>550000001
Oh shit, so close
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>>550000001

...fuck me.
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timo on homo
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>>549999998
>>550000001
GET REKT
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>>550000001
lol

>>550000000
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>>550000001
Wow good job shitdick
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>>550000000
?
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>>550000001
So CLose
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>>550000000
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> 550000000
Who got it?
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>>550000000
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>>550000001
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>>550000001
get owned noobfag
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>>550000001
faggot
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get?
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>>550000001
KEK
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The number is mine
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>>549999910
hee hee
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>>550000001
Faggot
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42 POINTS!
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>>550000001
shiiietttttttttt nigga
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>>550000001
NO GET FOR YOU FAG
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>>550000001
You had one job.
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>>550000001
Ebin fail.
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>>550000486
So emotional
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I am now a mod - my first decree: no more /mlp/.
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Rerolling
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Praise the sis
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>>550000001
fagit
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>>550000000
nigger get
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There can only be one.
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>>550000001
U BLOW
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>>549999999
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>>550000989
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I’m underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you’ll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don’t want to get embarrassed, Anon. I’m sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can’t wait, it’s always fun playing insult roulette.
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>>550000001
I understand your frustration
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>>550000001

Loser.
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>>550000001
Wow... You suck
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woot
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>>549999998
>>550000001
back to back in the same thread
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>>550000001
congrats faget is you
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Niggers gonna nig
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>>549999998
>>550000001
Literally both.
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>>550000001
get rekt scrub
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>>550000001
FEGGET
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>>550000001
HiV ID
KEK
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>>549999999
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>>550000001
Faggot
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>>550000001
https://this.spooks.me/
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>>550000001

The most epic of lols ensues.
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>>550000000
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>>550000000
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>>549999999
LOL
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If this get is got the getter gets a better yet get than the gotten
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>>550000001

I STAYED UP FOR THIS!!!

I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
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>>550000001
Toasting in epic bread
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>>550000001
>HIV taco
REKT
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>>550001523
moron
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>>550000001

haw haw
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>>550000001
haha you lost faggot
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>>550000001
Fag
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>>550000001

captcha: iworse all
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>>550001474
whoa wtf is that pic real
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>>550000002
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weeee
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>>550000001
OOOOOOOH BOY TRIPS
TRIPS EVERWHERE
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>>549996976
>be me
>gf breaks up with me
>month later meet hot chick at work
>really start to hit it off, but she has controlling bf
>idgaf, get her number, we start chilling outside work
>really faithful to asshole bf, don't know why
>eventually get her to go to a bar with me
>good time, but still no sex cause she doesn't want to cheat
>drop her off home at like 4 am
>get a call 4 hours later, asshole beat her up
>feel bad, know its my fault
>"you can stay here for a day or two while you figure shit out"
>quickly accepts
>insists on sleeping in my bed, some of the best sex I ever had
>2 weeks later she's still there, things going good
>start to hear rumors that she's seeing my friend whom we both work with
>ignore it, but she starts going out late
>find out they fucked, kicked her out same day

At this point she moves in with the other dude she's fucking. Shit goes south, we don't talk for a while, but hell we work with each other. Don't really talk to my "friend", but her and I start talking again. She starts texting and calling me again, don't really care to talk much. Anyway, fast forward three weeks from when I kicked her out.

>texts me saying she left something of hers in my desk
>drop her shit off she asks if I want to smoke a bowl, I say yes
>we smoke, asshole keeps blowing up her phone
>don't fuck her because I now know she's a slut
>drop her off at her friends place

My phone died and I plugged it in later and the dude blew up my phone asking if I just fucked her. Denied it of course, and text the girl asking wtf was going on. No response. Come into work the next day, dude has razor cuts all over his arms, his phone is broken and the chick called out. Says he beat the shit out of her, and is moving back with her ex. Destroyed both those cunts because I wanted to use her for weed, feels good man
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>>550000001
You big fat massive amerifag faggot
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>>550000001
this would've been a worse get than
>>550000000 fuckin hell, /b/
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>>550000001
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>>550999998
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>>550000001
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>>549999999

Nigger
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>>550000001

You suck at life faggot

captcha: hurr orangesey
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>>550000001
Sucks2Bu
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>>550000001
HHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!
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>>550000001
>>550000000
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>>550000001
Can't win em all faggot
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>>549995632
green text new fag detected. enjoy your posts
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>>549995632
Archive-worthy
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>>550000001
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
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>>550000001
nice
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>>549999998
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>>550000001
>>
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every get since like 7mil has been mod faggotry
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>>549995632
This thread is full of 12 year olds!
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>>550005978
yup the 12 year olds come here to look up scat and homosexual tranny porn we're fucked as a society 4chan is rife with sodomites
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>>550005885
>>550005885
not necessarily.
but, they were likely "tool assisted."

even with "tool-assists" though... it's still largely a matter of luck.
however, the tool-assist makes it an unlikely gamble to win on a "get", rather than almost impossible.
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Get 5500000. LAID
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>>550006405
JULU here, I was on mobile. I promise you.
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>>550000001
NOT ONLY DID YOU MISS THE GET

YOUR ID HAS HIV
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cuminbitcher m00t will GET
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>>549999998
>>550000000
>>550000001

Detecting massive black hole, category 10 faggot mods.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxrCBvt7TM
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>>550006620
you're an idiot, an0n
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>>550007301
Flecher , 5500000 does not exist
>>5500000
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>>550000001
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Meow
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>>550005885
Don't diss the mods yo
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>>5500000
technically this post doesn't exist...

also every post prior that would have dubs do not exist (to the point of dubs being removed)

thus i conclude that the real >>5500000 has not even happened yet, and the numbers we are currently using are incorrect
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