Other thread maxed out so here's a new one Tell me your

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>>549852380

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>>549852405

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>>549852453

>>549852380
do you wanna hear a joke?

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>>549852489

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>>549852503
I'd love to

>>549852547
What's black and white and red all over?

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>>549852547

>>549852574
embarassed penguin

>>549852638
A mime hemorrhaging blood.

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>>549852574
my makeshift newspaper tampons?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE ANON

>>549852668
a nun with an axe in her head

>>549852380
Oh it's you again, from yesterday. Teaching little feggts how to make love to women again?

>>549852668
salright.

>>549852678
A FUCKING MIME HEMORRHAGING BLOOD!!! CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ!?!

>>549852668
I hope you get shot in the dick

>>549852678
whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?

>>549852668
What's red and black and sits at the top of the stairs?

>>549852783
What?

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>>549852743
I did
but my answer was better
:P

>>549852771
the 12 year old in my basement

>>549852826
Your's lacks nuance.

>>549852825
Stephen hawking after a house fire

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>>549852380
Oc op

>>549852826
would ya show feet for an adolescent gay story?

>>549852826
whats the best thing about raping twenty five year olds?

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>>549852826
>>549852727
nah unless someone explicitly asks me advice again

>>549852909
How did he get up the stairs in the first place?

>>549852380
i liek ur tittays

>>549852380
Just post your pussy i need to cum fast so I can get back to studying for my exam thats in 4 hours

>>549852940
there's 20 of them

>>549852963
I guess we'll never know

>>549852903
yours lacks originality

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Posted this in a different thread that started about banging teachers, wasn't exactly on topic but I shared in there, two years ago when I was 16 I banged my friend's mom. Pic related.

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>>549853019
good wan

>>549852958
>ask for advice on /b/
All the cringes.

So you at work again? You on jasmin or something? What do you do for living? You know you want to tell us.

>>549852380
oh look, another 'femanon' that doesn't know the rules.

"look at me! look at me! everyone reply to me just because I'm female"

tits or gtfo you retard

>>549852668
How do you titillate an ocelot?

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>>549853110
I found it!!

>>549853110
Gross hairstyle/10

>>549853160
lawl soooooooo fuuuuunnnnyyyyyyy

>>549853053
Sure okay. Let's run down the list of how mine is more original.

>You just played off my joke
>Mine explores themes of mortality while your's is just "MUH VAGINA"
>Your's maintains more or less the same twist as the joke being parodied so therefore is less surprising to someone hearing the joke and half of what makes a joke funny is surprise.
>Women aren't funny.

>>549853110
>good wan

?????????

scotsfem?

>>549853183
You oscillate its tit a lot

>>549853160
Lol, look at that summernigger, kek.

>>549853237
They'll never learn

>>549853183
With porn

GB2tumblr

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>>549853183
fucking loled, I had to google titillate and ocelot!! wtf...

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>>549853237

those tits seems familiar you from AZ?

>>549853160
Timstamped titties in original post shit-for-brains, she breaks no rules. We allow her to speak

>>549853160
Holy fuck. Summer has started early

>>549853417
Thank you mane

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op write "Las Milpas" above your pussy

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>>549853243

Lets explain why you're wrong

>your joke is not your joke you did not write it
>mine is one I came up with on the spot

Okay so i dont know how to green text but here's my secret

>go out with gf for 10 months
>Been kissng and fucking fucking girls the whole time
>about 6 months with, she gets raped, dunno what to do and get paranoid. Start yelling at her abd shit
>Bitch unfriends dude
>still fucking other girl

Im a piece of insecure shit, whatever.

>>549853517
Whose joke is it then?

Welp im out night night OP and faggots.

OP, do you have any secrets to tell us?

>>549853243
All women think vagina jokes are comedic gold. That's why they're never successful

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>the only way I travel
>it's from other people computer

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>>549853517
>>549852380
>be me
>be 8-10
>have neighbor that is a boy
>we hide in bushes in the back yard and touch each others weiners
>kiss each others penises and dick lips
>i try and fuck his butt but we dont know what to do
>still get hard thinking of it today
>straight male now
>miss him

now show me your fucking feet OP

OP my secret is bathing in the blood of freshly slain small animals. that's how i keep my greek god-like phisique after going into hiding for killing jesus

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Hey OP, can you tell me what you think about my cock

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>>549853774
Yo OP! What do you do for living, goddammit?

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>sonja is my favorite
>she waist some time on date site
>I really like her.

Is OP still here? I have my dick pic for Dick Inspection Day.

>>549853838
It needs a heart

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I broke up with my ex cause she wanted to have a threesome with some nigger. There were other reasons, but that one was the straw that broke the camels back

I've been having dreams where someone I used to know keeps showing up in them for the past 3 weeks. I'm not sure why. I'd talk to them, but I'm a faggot and have no idea how to go about it.

I told someone I was going to rape their toddler over the Internet, then lied saying I was hacked and that it wasn't me when they tried getting the police involved.

I failed 3 community college classes cause of personal problems and cause I'm a fucking moron, and lied and made it look like I didn't fail with the power of inspect element. I plan on making them up before I transfer and without hopefully revealing I lied about it.

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>>549853485

>>549854002
Just don't doubt her lol

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>perry is a nice guy
>but sometime, he is a complet jackass
>it's bad perry, Bad!

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TFW you failed at drawing a heart... Now I have a shitty heart on my dick. I can't get it all off....

>>549853879
GUESS

>>549854002
Also we never continued our talk about dab

>>549854002
could you do it with Oscar too? much appreciate

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Do I get extra credit for oc?

>>549854002
he's covering his penis

>>549853963
that is sad, do you want some acces to abbywinter or Ifeelmyself? To feel you better?

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>>549853774
foot delivery

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>>549854217

>>549852380
was posting the story when i got molested but thread 404 before me finishing my post.
and now i am too lazy to type that all again

>>549853879
you're doing it wrong numbnuts.
1.draw heart on dick
2.ask her to write job across pussy
3.??
4.im not gonna fucking write "profit"

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>>549854280

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>>549854276

>>549854130
Already tried!?
>>549853149

You work in the field of inflicting sexual pleasure?

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>>549854436

the real question is
Is OP a fag?

captcha

ediblu because

>>549853665
teach me

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>>549854476

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>>549854181
you're right
well I like them, I feel like I can actually get somewhat close to how it felt when I first started smoking. I'd like to get a rig someday soon

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>>549854121
>>549854276
Yo slut write "Cage Kennylz shits on Eminem" across your fucking ass.

>be 18, gf 19
>live together with plans to get married, dating for a few years
>gf is a little kinky, asks how I want to experiment tonight. I tell her I'll think of something
>bad day at work, forget to even consider
>get home, rummaging for dinner, "did you think of anything Anon? "
>realize she'll be upset, considering options when I notice carrot in vegetable drawer
>bring out carrot, and she smiles. Asks me to clean and peel it, she'll be waiting
>clean carrot, peel it, round the small end. Realize to my concern that large end is bigger than my Johnson, might hurt her
>start with small end, she moans and says she likes how weird the cold feels inside
>"is that the big end Anon?"
>tell her it isn't
>"try the other way"

At first it won't fit, and I tell her. She reached back and forced herself onto in (she was on her knees, doggy), and moaned like a complete slut

I watched as her skin pulled tight and inside her with every thrust a I took back control. She was shaking and panting

I reached for her clit, and it was being raked against the carrot by the sheer fact of how stretched she was

Before I could even touch her, she started humping the carrot like an animal. She kept going and started making noises I'd never heard before until she came and feel on the bed

She claimed when we broke up that this was her favorite sex thing we did together, I know it was because it was so big by comparison

I've never told anyone /b/

>>549852380
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? YOUR HAND IS BIGGER THAN MY SISTER'S HEAD

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>>549854530
Should I stop?

>>549854523
>that fucking dress
moar pls

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>>549854473
newp

I'll give you a clue, it involves people.

show your face

>>549854514
pattyn-jardins.com/1234.exe
It's a god start

>>549854530
Oo next time you're on I bring you a picture of mine
What does the dab you smoke look like

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>>549852380

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>be me
>be 21
>never had a girlfriend
>kissless virgin

>be me, working with my collegue in office
>hard day working, im super focused
>in comes intern, 8/10 qt3.14, black hair, dark eyes, slender body, she a dreamfuck for all working staff.
>she been bothering us all day with same questions over and over.
>i was too concentrated with my work but in the background i hear my collegue yell at her:"TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE."
>wutdidhesaytoher.reg
>intern doesn’t flinch
>she stare at my collegue for like 10seconds
>i notice cunning plan forming in her head…see it in the eyes
>seems like hours before she reacted
>suddenly she lifts up her blouse and bra at same time. Out comes these perky C-sized Bongo’s.
>instaboner times two. Office feels suddenly warm and too small.
>now our turn to be shocked.
>she give big defiant look at both of us while putting her blouse back on. "you boys will help me from now on with everything i want or i tell the boss"
>intern leaves with evil glint in her eye.
>i look at my collegue and i say:"didnt know you were a /b/ro
>”myeh, 4chan is ok and this was just like a reflex” he says like a true boss.
>he like a spartan warrior who just murdered predator.
>i say:"oh man, we slaves to her now.”
>collegue:"no fucks given, we have free titties tnx to /b/ if we play it right we get to see more of them"
>this was 6 years ago and since that moment it was (and still is) a wild ride. my department became much like the island in the hunger games to my collegue.
thank you /b/ we love you and oh yea my secret:
i’ve send my cum in an envelope to the teacher of my kid, because she called him a retard. The lad was only 3 years old. fast forward 5 years. Turns out my kid wasnt retarted at all and has highest grades of his class. Fuck that kindergarten bitch. Anyways nobody found out it was me who send her that. not even my wife who is a close friend of her. Although she said it had a familiar smell. (thinking: what the hell? you two been smelling that shit????!!)

>>549854598
Nope, keep on dumping.

>>549854653
cashier at mcdonalds

>>549854674
>.exe
>good start

Im not that dumb you fukin paki

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not really embarrassing. I felt like a piece of shit afterwards though.

>be at party with best friend and his insanely attractive qt3.14 gf (9.8/10)
they had become really close friends after breaking up
>sitting at round table, smoking with everyone else
>his ex and me has been flirting all night
>she sits on my lab
>best friend sitting right next to us
>she starts caressing my cheeks
at this point I was too drunk to think straight
>her warm lips gets me extremely hard
>she notices
>sensually laughs with her mouth 1 inch away from mine
>we start kissing
>after 10 minutes of making out
>see's friend is getting a bit uncomfortable
>pulls him outside and ask's if he is alright
>he says he doesn't mind (clearly lying)
>we leave party
>she calls him and they talk for like 2 hours with me listening (they both end up crying)
>she drunkenly tells him to bring me back to the party, as she would have loved to fuck me
canttakemoreofthisshit.jpg
>I drunkenly walk home

I don't hear a lot from this guy anymore, I just know that they have distanced themselves from each other.
it's now 6 months later and she's keeps texting me.

>mfw I just ruined my best friends relationship to a girl who meant a lot to him.

>>549852853
kek/10

>>549854598
sure but I'll bet you can find better tier than that

>>549854653
since it involves multiple people, are you an obstetrician?

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>>549854230
Nope. But getting all this shit out of my system makes me feel better, so I guess I'll just keep going.

I can't get off. Like if I were to try and jack off, most of it would be me punching my dick until it got hard, and then 20 minutes of beating it rapidly until I cum. My ex girlfriend, other than being a fucking cunt, also liked to make me fuck about 7-10 times a day. There were a few occasions where she would violently jump on me in the middle of the night and force me to fuck her. She was fucking awful at sex and couldn't give head for shit.

I gave someone a picture of my penis just so they could draw pictures on it. Picture related. It isn't the first time I've done something like that.

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>>549854653
>>549854910

are you a feminist ?

>>549854808
I'm french you fucking fag:)
I use darkcomet, I buy some crypter online on crypter. org, then I send to people.
But to go faster, I hack some botnet panel (who is not mine) and I ask the bots to get my rat.
Easy like ABC.

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>>549854653
That was obvious. You had a boss that walked into you yesterday and you spend a lot of time in 4chan posting nudes. Hm..Do you work at home? Are you support?
>inb4 women can't support taktaktakta sexism taktataktka feminism

are you a caregiver from home / nurse type position

>>549855031
I couldn't get the port forwarding down on darkcomet. shit fucks up every time.

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>>549854910
Like this?

>>549855000
nice triple dude
flexible girl Usercode 7UbFPqpB Passcode prsK7pE

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>>549853838
Write what you think on your thighs OP and open them

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cut or uncut op ?

>>549854653
can i cum on them? somewhat gayfag reportan in touching dicks

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>>549852380
redheaded goddess is that you?
its bumping <3

>>549855112
ho god, use no ip and use 80 port (don't use skype at the same time) and all will be find. Or use vertexnet, it's a botnet nice and sweet.
http://girlchildeducation.biz/images/ose/cp.php?m=login
admin admin123 zeus botnet
Don't ruin it not mine

>>549852380
Okay, secret. I'm straight white cisgender male. I've been in an abusive relationship with a girl that was so fucking bipolar she'd be happy one minute and throwing plates the next. I've spent so many years of my life wrapping up part of my identity in who i was with I kind of lost myself, and the only reason i stayed with her so long was that I was afraid of being alone. Whatever the opposite of "fear of commitment is" I have it. It's not a good thing when who you are with is a horrible person.

>>549855025
Well I'm no feminazi
But I like equality and all that shit
So yeah, I guess but I don't scream about anything because in the end it'll just get lost in a sea of faggotry trolls and women who hate men and also hate women who like men.

>>549855359
Op doesn't deliver. Abandon thread.
>>549854553

also op, you're absolutely fucking gorgeous from the neck down.

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>>549854002

>>549855264
yup I'd recognize that titty anywhere lol
how have you been?

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>>549855359

i smelled it on you

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>>549855359
I like women who like men who like women too. We are soulm8s

>>549853963
>I told someone I was going to rape their toddler over the Internet, then lied saying I was hacked and that it wasn't me when they tried getting the police involved.

LOL u w0t!?

>I failed 3 community college classes cause of personal problems and cause I'm a fucking moron, and lied and made it look like I didn't fail with the power of inspect element. I plan on making them up before I transfer and without hopefully revealing I lied about it.

Who'd you lie about that to? I don't get it? Who did you have to edit the elements for?

>>549852380
where you from OP?

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>>549855441

she's not a trap

>>549855124
yes thats better ;D

>>549855560
>Who'd you lie about that to?
Parents
>Who did you have to edit the elements for?
Me. Grades are posted online so I just changed them, printed it out, and they believed it

>>549855359
that's one of the probs I have with both Feminism and Masculism: they strengthen misogynists and misandrists in their beliefs/feelings.
All for equality but against fem and mas movements.

>>549855656
are you going to fucking deliver or what

>>549855694
IMO feminism and machism are two sides of a retarded coin

>>549852380
OP are you giving advice too?
I would like to ask you something

>>549855281
What do i do with the link you gave me.

>>549855457
Women can recognize their own tits?
Nature

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>>54985545 I have been good i started camming more braved up to it, kind wish you would visit me

been saving this for you (webm)

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>>549855749

don't be so rood to the lady

>>549855903
fuck off you white knight faggot.

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>>549855643

>>549855823
do what you want.

>>549855656
Hey so my upside down tit Scarlett lady of the night. Would you like another treat?

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>>549855656
more for you my goddess

>>549854773
>I've send my cum in an envelope

Wouldn't the envelope become soggy or did you bag the cum? Might do this to somebody one day

circumcision if fucked up

>>549856149
your fedora is on way too tight you fucking beta bitch

>>549854725
JESUS FUCKING ALLAH WHAT DID U JUST POSTUMS!

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>>549855970

>>549856254
kek

>>549856167
you brits are beta as fuck you ugly inbred cunts

>>549855980
Actually, I mean what is it and what should/can i do?

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>>549856254
Shit tier fucking ass. Get out of here you dumb bitch. Eminem is a fucking poser. I hope you get strangled in your sleep tonight when your dad comes in to rape you again.

>>549856149
yesplz

>x/hCLbF0

nice dude! keep posting....

>>549853160
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-git-

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>>549855970
that's rood, you're rood
>>549855972
lol, they don't cut off the clitoris, female circumcision just cuts off the clitoral hood, the skin that covers the clitoral gland, the equivalent of the penile hood, the skin that covers the penile gland

>>549856167
<3

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>>549856432
you feeling brave for cam today?

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>>549852380
Here OP, write "Hi Andre" on your pussy & show tits.

I find it hilarious that America is against female circumcision but for male circumcision (because America is pretty much ruled by the jews) and they don't get at all that these two things are the same. Whenever you bring it up to them they say that's different! yet it's not at all.

Either you are against a barbaric tradition done solely to lower sexual pleasure or you aren't. You can't have it both ways.

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>>549856419
here's another of my shit-tier
you can kiss it on your way out anon

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>>549856625

that is so hot, such a tease :3

>>549855675
oooh, okay, man that's actually smart as fuck, good job dude. Also, who and why did you say you'd fuck their toddler? more on that development?

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>>549856659
NO CHEATING!

why dirty UN-cut disease carrying maggots are so insure?

>>549856746
im not cheating shit

>>549856625
no cam do unfortunately
very little time left before clothes need to stay on

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>>549856670
Garbage! You have no ass even when you are trying to pop it out. Shit tier genes = this shit tier dumb bitch. Kill yourself you skank whore.

>>549856463

There's actually about 4 stages of female circumcision, from just removing the clithood, through to removal of clit, inner and outer labia, and sealing up most of the vaginal opening. Its why female genital mutilation is a better name than circumcision

>>549856670

God I love your ass. If only...

>>549856805
there's been recent developments in a fa-fucking-tastic tech known as sopa

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>>549856661

America isn't run by Jews. America is run by MONEY. And doctors LOOOVE money. It's that simple. There are plenty of Jews that don't circumcise their kids.

www.jewsagainstcircumcision.org

and

Jewish mom on circumcision: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfnqN3YgTd8

>>549855137
OP , I don't really care if you write anything, I just want to see a nice angle and lighting of your tits and thighs

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>>549856836

Well you dont have to be nude or show your face. <3

>>549856419
Chris, get the fuck off 4chan. You're no rap god.

>>549856926
Nice angle good lighting... Hahhaahhahaha not gonna happen faggot she is shit tier and you would be taking away her only defense.

>>549857006
Why are you still lurking?

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have r

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>>549856847

well there's also 4 stages of male circumcision, a simple slice, preputinoplasty, a dorstal slit and a 4th one i can't remember

>>549857075
why do you care? eat a dick bitch nigga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAWpSfQxo3I

Secret time!

>crush from highschool got drunk
>me around at the time
>just kind of hanging
>end up getting it on
>going up her skirt (+ points for personal fetish)
>came inside and whatnot
>kind of just slid panties back over and fell asleep on couch with her
>fallen asleep like that before at her house
>tomorrow she doesn't seem to notice anything
>still hang out with her
>want to tell her
>dont want to ruin relationship

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>>549856738
>Why did you say you'd fuck their toddler?
Honestly, cause I thought I could get away with saying it. There was some raid on some video on youtube being done by either /b/ or /v/ or both. Anyway, I thought nobody would ever see it but obviously they did.

>>549856732
>file name
>kek

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>>549856936

the way she's twitching is so fucking hot omg

Since you guys are posting so much about circumcision I'd like to add that I actually abhor the idea. It's a fight my man and I have gotten into a few times. He wasn't circumcised as a baby, but something happened and the skin stopped growing as fast as his penis (or something along those lines) and he had to get cut as a 10 yr old. Worst pain of his life. So his argument is that it's necessary to prevent shit like that and mine is that cases like that are pretty rare and we shouldn't do it "just in case" something equally as terrible MAY happen in the future.

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i love you femanon.

>>549856197
it was one of those big brown envelopes that come with a bubblewrap inside. so yea, you better bag it.

i wasnt thinking of the soggy part myself at that time. I just knew that if you put cum in there, they cant see it in between the wrap. hence she will automatically stick her hand in to feel if there was something. not getting soggy was just a plus.

>>549857205
KEK!!!! that's awesome.. so you wrote it in the comments section on a video? That's gold anon, why didn't you just use a proxy and a raid account???

>>549857287
nobody cares you dumb fucking cunt.

DIE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFJQBjiAOc

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>>549856908

Most of the richest people in America are jews, most jews are in favour of it.

If not for jews this would not be the huge thing it is in America, you don't see it in any other civilized countries.

Why is it still legal to do this horrible shit to children in 2014? I mean if a guy wants it, go the fuck for it but mutilating a childs dick like that is fucking disgusting.

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>>549856836
Another OC of my lady for you
Remember only Op gets to save

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>>549857208

what about it ? I am a baby and that's how it felt

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>>549857397

>>549857287
when I was a kid I almost had to get it, it's fucking terrifying. anyway It's relatively rare and It's a procedure that involves local anesthesia, so "just in case" is going a bit overboard IMO

>>549857485
Get out of here you stupid no ass having bitch. You are shit tier.

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>>549857304

she's awesome <3

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>>549857485
plz come and talk to me
femanoncams
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>>549857363
Never occurred to me to. Though I do now.

I'd post a picture of my ding a ling with a heart on it just for the sake of the thread, but I don't have a pen lying around

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>>549857485

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>>549857573
why so angry anon?
just bc I didn't feel like slandering the name of an artist I respect on my ass cheek so that you can send it to all your friends to prove you are worth more than a sad neckbeard with a few shitty "raps"

>>549857123
I'm circumsized. Was as an infant, and was always thankful for it, but GOD DAMN that looks fucking painful!!!

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>>549857485
this thread is doomed at this point
femanoncams
dot
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Okay beautiful goddess of an OP, i'll tell you my secret, since you've been so generous.

This began happening around 3 years ago, I used to play this game called World of Warcraft a ton. I met someone I considered my best friend, and he had a sister who began talking to me and happened to play as well.
We got pretty close, talked and texted a ton, was a lot of fun. First real feelings i'd ever had for someone else. But it was online. I lived in California, she lived in Missiouri. We were both from military families as well, so we were constantly moving.
Eventually I get suspicious that she may not be real, due to her brother slipping up a few times. But I cast the doubts aside, being that we've skyped, talked over the phone, and all sorts of other stuff.
I also know their father, who played the game. She wasn't on one day, wasn't responding for a while, and asked him where she was. He told me he didn't know who that was, and we begin discussing this, trying to figure out the confusion.
Come to find out, the dude who was the 'girls' brother had done this before, but not in these extreme conditions. Apparently, the fake 'girl' that was made up to trick me consisted of three people, him, and 2 other girls. The personality and girl I had come to know was completely fake.
This wrecked me and completely fucked me up for any relationships, I even tried to commit suicide a few times. Began cutting, (Down the river), taking drugs, smoking, all the shit.
I'm fine now, i'm better of from it in my opinion. Shit makes you stronger. But yeah, that's the short story of my biggest secret i've told one person. And now, /b/. There ya go.

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>>549857923
<3
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>>549857767
Don't take a picture of your cock on my accord anon, I'm not OP haha, just some dude who was intrigued by your story. and you said it felt good to get it off your chest, so I thought I'd listen.

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>>549857923
femanoncams
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>>549857923
Oh god, you talk like a goddess, decent body 2. Id rape you twice if i could.

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>>549857923
I'm not cage you dumb bitch. The fact that you think feminem is a respectable artist is fucking pathetic. He is garbage and stole his shit form cage.

DUMB FUCKING SLUT DIE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWiopaZSr9k

>>549854316
but you did

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>>549857923
ill be waiting my goddess
femanoncams
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>>549857767
not one single pen?
sad day

>>549858186
Could he get more mad?

>>549858206
I know
it was all an elaborate ruse
you were le trolled toppest lel master haxxorz


note:
it hurt me inside writing that

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I guess here's something recent I did. I had a 2 hour session with jailbait on omegle and got her to show her tits. I gave her a fake name and number when I started to get a little bit friendlier with her.

>>549858269
lets find out

>>549858269
I am not even close to mad you white knight beta fuck.

>>549858316
have you fucking died yet?

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>>549858316
the battle is lost. when you start replying to them
femanoncams
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>>549858186
muh.
you bore me.
go to bed asshat

>>549858446
Are you completely naked

>>549858471
one of these dayssssssss
maybe
still too shy to step out of my beloved /b/

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>>549858541
come to me <3
femanoncams
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>>549858645
its freeing rly you dont even have to cam

>>549856419
Awww someone's little tushy hurts

>>549857304
<3 u too anon
if you are still here...

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>>549858541
on a real note. I hope you die soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rgtp_qOfHA

>>549858787
OP, recommend a song for me

>>549858787
You almost off girl I'm headed home

>>549854530
It's hard sorting through all the autism in the thread, but those tits do deserve thumb up.

gotta go guys
it's been fun!

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Love this one.

>>549858853
the most pathetic part is that you participated on topic

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>>549857573
>75
>>549858186

studies have show there is a correlation between angry men that hate women and circumcision

you can not hate women if you have a foreskin, the feelings it makes you feel just wash away any hate towards women and any anger

you sir, need a foreskin to feel the love a foreskin makes you feel :3

>>549859003
is has been ty goddess bumping@
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>>549856167
NEED SAUCE

>>549859072
no the most pathetic part was this bitches ass and her garbage taste in music.

fucking gross

>>549859096
kek

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>>549859003

bbbyyeee kisses and hugs lovely femanon <3

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>>549859003
Next time I'll have a pen and more secrets to splurge

>>549856167
please, sauce for this

>>549859308
I dont have sorry try reverse image search

>>549858914
journey of the sorcerer
by the eagles

>>549859504
dont for get me <3

>>549856625
Sauce!

>>549852380
http://enjoytheviewx.tumblr.com/

>secrets.

>>549859504

Shit thanks that tune is shweet

>>549857287
I'm cut. I understand why it was done as common practice in the past but I don't believe it necessary today with modern advances in hygiene. However, I don't think it should be banned.

My dad elected to get it done when he was 13 and they used anesthetics and all that so not much pain involved for the person being operated on.

>>549859504

y so h2g2

>>549852380
Why is your finger so long? Height?

>>549853665
darkcomet faggot

>>549859504
OP would you do a camshow for money?

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>>549855359
>But I like equality and all that shit

bampbamp amp

>>549855281
password invalid

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"pour Francois <3" written on you lovely pussy, like the pic you did here : >>549854002

>>549855980
invalid login m8

OP is a whore