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threw a lego in the street call it a road block

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threw a lego in the street call it a road block
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Poison niggers at the soup kitchen, call that some pest control
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put a fag on the mic call him OP
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land a blow to my rooster now thats a beat cock
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Farted in my wallet
Call that shit gas money
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Call my homie on the toilet, call that talkin shit
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Drank a niggers blood on Christmas called it nig nog
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>>549795681
topkek
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>>549795424
My dick gets hard on the reservation call that a resurrection.
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>>549795424
Came in my gf's eye
Told her to watch the kids
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Nosey little nigga, call him curious George.
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>>549795762
Pedophile at a park call it a Girl Scout.
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hit a nigger playing dodgeball
call it black out
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Let Lil Wayne write my verse
Call that a wack rap
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>>549795424
My pipe just cracked
Call it a piece of shit
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got stoned wit' a Vulcan, call dat nigga high spock
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take a picture of a spider
call it webcam
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alligator in a vest
call that an investigator
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>>549795629
#rekt
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>>549795424

Put some sausage inside the dryer, call it meat spin
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>>549796123
That was actually a good subtle one.
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>>549795424
licked her asshole on a plane
call it Skyrim
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bitches call me semen cause im on a boat feedin em
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Sell Crack for a Living
Call it a Blowjob.
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Took some smucker's to mars
Call that tha space jam
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>>549796410
that's coke you idiot
>>549796350
no.
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>>549796505
=(
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>>549796495
>that tha
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>>549795738
Doesn't get it
>>549795943
Doesn't get it
>>549796014
Doesn't get it
>>549796350
Doesn't get it
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>>549795958
lul
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>>549796597
good one though. Close enough. fag.
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Take a picture of a dog outside on a nice day, call that hotdog.
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>>549796747
girl scout
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>>549796850
nope
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fuk my dad call dat daddy fuck
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>>549796716
>>549796905

reply seriously to a /b/ thread
call that autism
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fuk my cousin call dat incest
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Got my grandma on speed-dial, call it instagram.
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>>549797129
/thread
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>>549796716
If you see a (you) next to your name on any of these than listen up nigger
The format follows as:

[action]'ed [place] a [thing]
Call it [punchline]

In [ya hood] [stealin) iphones]
Call them [Apple Jacks]
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Mother fucking rape my mom.

Call that revenge for daddy raping me.
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>>549797129
>bitches call me semen cause im on a boat feedin em
Bitches call you gay cause you see men nigga whas up
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Looked in my local library called it check book
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strap a clock to an airplane, call it time travel
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>>549797702
I see a seaman's semen seeping from my seemingly subtle lips
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This thread should be a song.

Call it random.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Wa6ZBviAA
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>See mnm the wrapper
>Call it white trash
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Grandma pulled into the garage call her Jurassic Park
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>>549797640
>than
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Two cocks up my ass call it double stuffed
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getting pussy in the amazon, i call it jungle love
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See her leave through the window, I guess that's why they call it Window Pain.
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Got a BJ on a boat call it Pacific Rim
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>>549799163

ha
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Bitches call me bubbled because bitches love blowing bubbles
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>>549799131
>>549798352
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gold medals on my dick call it micheal phelps
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Take a picture of that rock, call it an instagram
Following that Newton law, call that some super Cam
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Google google
Call it confusing the chinks
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Kill some bitches
Call it being a gentleman
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Call my girl wishes she'd hurry the fuck up, call that shit dial up.
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Rape/choke a German whore.

Call it neingag.
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put my dick in your girlfriends ass, call it rock bottom
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>>549800231
there's already been another 2 shootings that shit
is old.
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>>549795424
spilled lotion on my macbook, call it faptop.
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>>549796143
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picking out the scabs from my asshole call it call of booty scab hunters
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Got an iPhone mini call it a microphone.
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a nigger always bothering me for weed, call him budapest
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>>549797192
Lol
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I got head from an asian bitch call it blowfish
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ejaculated all over a wall, called it load bearing
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>>549797590
Best
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