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49 decides what I do with this geode

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49 decides what I do with this geode
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Shove it up your ass and post proof.
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>>549392928
timestamp or GTFO
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Fill it with dog shit.
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>>549392928
Cum inside it
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cum in it
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Fuck it.
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Shove it up your ass and post proof.
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>>549393018
rollin for this
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>>549393049
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>>549392928
Fill it with vinegar.
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>>549393049
/thread

Now waiting for OP to deliver.
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Put it on a shelf in your house for your friends to see when they come over
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>>549393049
Winrar!
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>>549392928
Use as a cup for the rest of your life.
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>>549393049
So it shall be done
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fill it up with turds and walk around in the city licking it,pretending that it is an ice cream cone
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stuff your balls into it then twist it around a bunch
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>>549393049

winrar but I don't have a doge
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Sell it
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how was the answer to this not "use it as a fleshlight"?

I'm ashamed of you all.
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>>549393226
go out and find some shit then
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>>549393226
Ask your neighbors, say it's for a scavenger hunt
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>>549393226
So go out & find some. Just pretend you're being a good citizen & keeping the streets clean or something.
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Fuck it until your dick bleeds
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>>549393226
Fill it with your own shit.
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>>549393226
you can use your own shit i wont notice the difference
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>>549393226
Use your own shit.
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>>549393049
God fucking dammit. 3 posts in and already a winrar?

You should put it in a geocache.
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Put it on a shelf and start a rock collection faggot
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>>549393407
hell yeah
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>>549393447
So close. Bump for this
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>>549393505
but first put dog shit in it
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>>549393407
>>549393434
>>549393447
I agree. OP's own shit will suffice.
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>>549393569
Well, yeah that's obligatory.
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another thread where op doesnt deliver where have i seen this before? oh everythread ever
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>>549393049
WINRAR
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>>549393741
Have some faith. He may be out harvesting some dog's eggs.
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Once a day, cum in it. Leave it somewhere public in your house, post whatever reaction people have of it.
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op delivars
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>>549394204
I said fill it with shit. That's not shit, it's wet cardboard & it's far from full.
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>>549394204
It couldve been such a cool cup..
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>>549394204
is that frozen shit?
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>>549394204
Today is good day
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>>549394313
This
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no trainweck crystal
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>>549394204
fucking wet cardboard. spear it around or actually shit in it loser.
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>>549394204
It's this even shit???
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>>549394204
not shit/10
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>>549392928
cum in it, drink cum,
smash it
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>>549394204
For a second there, I got excited.
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>>549394204
wadded up toilet paper roll/10
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>>549394204
Its funny that a post so full of shit, doesn't actually contain real shit, fuck you OP, get raped
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>>549394505

happy yet faggot
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now stick your penis in it
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>>549394986
this.. you have to make up for the cardboard
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>>549394969
NO... ITS CLEARLY WET CARDBOARD.... KILL YOURSELF
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>>549394969
no
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>>549394969
that's still not shit you idiot.what the fuck is wrong with you?
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We believed in you OP & you went & betrayed us.
You tried to trick us like a common jew. Shame on you.
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>>549393349
DOUBLE WINRAR
COMBOOOOOO
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get moot to 404 this pls this is bullshit OP doesn't deliver
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>>549394969
Just admit you can't even do a simple task such as shitting into a geode
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>>549395079
lol you want someone to fill a geode with shit and you ask whats wrong with him?
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>>549394969
You just made the cardboard wetter.
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>>549394969
good job you made the carboard wetter end yourself
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I hope you burn in an oven, jewop
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>>549394969
M-m-m-m-muh geode is worth so many shekels though guys
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>>549395287
Jewlogist here, I say about 100 shekels
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>mfw OP is such a faggot
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>>549392928
>>549394204
>>549394969

OP has been the faggiest faggot that ever existed in the whole faggoty history of faggoty faggotry.
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>>549394969
can see water on hands from soaking cardboard
get ur shit together
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>>549394986

its spikey
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>>549395487
atta boy
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>>549395217
atleast i'm not bullshitting people
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wear it on your dick like a hat

46 GET
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>>549395487
he seemed to redeem himself
not good enough though
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>>549395487
much better
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Masturbate with it
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>>549395487
>>549395624
No not good, lube that geode
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>>549395487
If you're not going to shit in it you can at least cum in it.
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>>549395487
You're still a faggot
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>>549395586
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>>549392928
Geodude
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>>549395741
why does this have such a high resolution?
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Cum on it.
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>>549395487
dat cheeto dust on his thumb
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>>549395741
Now fuck it till it's full of cum & your dick is bleeding. This is the only way you can redeem yourself for your betrayal of our trust.
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Stick it in your asshole, All the way up.
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>>549395741
find a girl and fuck her with it
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Cum in it.
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>>549395872

so it can be your desktop background
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>>549396239
oh shit..
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>>549396239
>hairy foreskin
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>>549396239
why is your actual dick that hairy?
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>>549396239
how is that possible?
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>>549396239
thats absolutely disgusting ...
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>>549396239
that hair
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>>549396505
Eh I have a bit of hair on the shaft too. Not quite as far as his, but close.
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One
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>>549396865
Two
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>>549396987
four
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>>549396987
Three
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>>549397071
cunt
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>>549397086
one
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>>549396572

because I'm a man.
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>>549397071
Your black.
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>>549397150
two
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>>549396239
>that hair
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>>549397339
three
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> mfw rustled jimmies
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>>549397185
lel
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>>549397494
four
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>>549397636
2 nigger
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>>549392928
Shave off flecks with a file.
Sell it to high school kids as meth or bath salts
????
Profit
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>>549397636
singko
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>>549395365
no twenty shekels
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>>549397518
>not being circumsized

enjoy your dickcheese
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>>549398216
Yeah id pay 10 for that
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Oy vey!
shekels
circumcision

also, stop shitposting numbers you sperglord
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>>549398271

washing oneself
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>>549398271
>>549398271
Do people really have problems with just rolling their skin back a little and washing there that they need to cut skin off?
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>>549398489
thats it cut that nasty foreskin off goyim
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>>549398489
Just out of interest OP, how old were you when those hairs further up your dick spouted? I'm 18, and I've already got them about a quarter way up.
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>>549395487
>>549395741
>>549396239
Nice
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pretty nice thread
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>>549398271

>>549398489
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one
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>>549398825
dos
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>>549398825
two
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>>549398503
you forget after the age of 10 amerifats can't see their cocks past their gut to wash it properly
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>>549397185

stick horsehead in pooper
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>>549398939
Ok man we got this we can do this. Its all up to us.

one
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>>549398948
ay puta!
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in your ass it goes
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spread your foreskin over the opening of the geode
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>>549399120
two
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>>549399295
three
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>>549392928
trow it to a nigger
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>>549399295
>won't shit in m-m-m-muh geode
>shares 20 pics of his dick playing with animals
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Geodes!
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throw it in a garbage bin AND dont post any photos as a proof
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>>549397369
>DFW
>on /b/

now i've seen everything!
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>>549399341
youre a faggot

captcha: eewgusting skin
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>>549399341
four
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cut your dick off and put it inside the geode
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HEY FAGGOT SHIT IN THAT FUCKING THING AS WINRAR DEMANDED
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>>549392928
apply to anus
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>>549399646
five
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>>549398489
Dont cut it or you'll become a Jew and transform yourself into a rat
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>>549392928
Put it on display. It's a nice looking piece.
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>>549399756
six
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>>549392928
Use it as a fleshlight
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>>549399881
seven
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Minerals!
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>>549400010
one

nigger
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>>549392928
op why do you keep posting pics of your dick ? stop faggot
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I think I redeemeed myself
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>>549392928
have sex with it
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>>549392928
Grind it up and snort it like the cocaine I thought it was
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>>549400421
Slit your wrist with the geodude. Then you will truly be redeemed.
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>>549399405
who said /b/ was nevar gud
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>>549399405

be happy with what you receives fagoo
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>>549395741
Those pants! He is Norwegian ffs!
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fill it with your shit then smash it on the street so it breaks
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>>549400980

shhhh
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