i think im into big trouble /b i was at a shopping mall and at the garage there was a badass looking harley bike. so i asked a friend to take a pic from me sitting on the harley. after that i hopped off the bike and my leg hit the backrest and the bike felt on the ground. i run away and back on the street i found out that i lost my wallet with my i.d. went back to the garage after maybe 15 minutes and the bike was gone. only some glass from a broken light left. now i dont know where i lost it but the bike had an red 81 airbrush on the tank and i googled this and it linked me to the hells angels. so what if i lost my wallet when i got off the bike?
Actually OP deserves to be beaten. He damaged something valuable, belonging to someone else, while using it without permission. On top of that, he did not even offer to pay the damages or to sort it out with the insurance.
Well at least he left his contact information, which is something.
>>548772363 I know a few red and whites. While they have been trying to clean up their public image, if you fuck with one of then or their bikes, your fucked. Best thing you could do would be to try to contact the local charter, explain what happened and that you got ran because you were scared, and offer to pay for the damages. You may still get a light as kicking, but it will be worse if you try to run and hide.
Who knows, they may even respect that you manned up about it and after they are done, you may get a couple of drinks and make some friends. They really are (generally) great guys. Next time you want to sit on a bike, though, buy your own or make sure the owner is there and you have his permission. Or just go to a dealership
>>548772363 Listen up, kid. You have to go to the local Hell's Angel's chapter before they come to you. There's only two options you have on this one: Either you're completely honest and explain how you thought it was a good idea to do that shit and explain how it wasn't on purpose, offering to pay for the damage. OR You can lie and say it was an asshole friend who got your wallet and wanted to get you in shit. With this, if there were no security cameras around (or no biker spotted you), you can get away free while also get a free beating on someone you hate.
>>548773116 This. If somebody would cilmb on a bike that would be mine because he wanted to look "cool" even that would be enough for me to go angry. Let alone to crash it. It just boggels my mind how stupid you are just to look car, You should not touch someone's other property.
>>548773305 No-one respects a coward who has no other way to get his wallet back then to fess up. >>548773337 They will never believe that lie. He will get really beaten for lying in such an obvious manner.
He should first check the store, ask if they found his wallet.
You sat on his fucking bike? You deserve to get your fucking head cut off. I used to ride with my dad and his crew when I was a little kid and they would destroy fags who even looked at them the wrong way, not to even mention how fucking mad they got if a cunt decided to SIT on the viking's chair. I hope you fucking die, you'll respect other people's property when you're dead.
Okay we all know OP is a fucktard and shouldn't have done this. But seriously dude you need to go ASAP to the local chapter and fess up before you get found they will find you and you don't want that. If you say what happend and pay for the damages they will probably accept that especially if your just a dumb kid. And from the sounds of it you are exactly that. Also DO NOT LIE chances are someone saw something so if you lie your chances of getting your head cracked are going to double. Step up be a man admit your dumbassness and take your licks and move on.
You've started shit so you might as well finish it, next Friday night go to the local chapter house and burn it to the ground. Bikers are assholes, always have been. Nobody will miss them, take a shit on the same guys saddle because fuck it why not? As for your wallet, walk in and just yell "HERE I AM YOU FUCKING MUFFIN TOPS, ITSA ME ANON!" Then proceed to urinate on on members face before throwing the molotov you had prepared beforehand at the bar, Igniting the chapter house and doing the world a favor.
My dad was an H.A. and did nine years for running illegal arms. He asked me when I was 14 to store his bike, cover it, and never touch it besides crank it over once every 5 months with fresh gas. Eventually I stopped sending him letters and forgot about him. I started driving the bike to college. He got out a few months ago and killed my dog, took the bike, and left for Canada.
>>548776208 Sounds great, how did it feel to know your dad was being bent over? How did it fell to ride a bike that has had his farts on it, Not to be love by your dad? For him to love his bike over you, to know your dad s a biker fag?
You know what they say, like father like son, both faggots.
OP here. a woman called me 5 minutes ago that someone found my wallet and i can get it at the information point at the mall. i dont know what to do and i dont know how she get my mobile phone number. it wasnt in my wallet and it couldnt be found in the internet or phonebook its a prepaid card number.
OP.. I have bought and sold many drugs over the years to the HA. here is what you do.find local chapter. find owner of bike. offer to cover all damage. give stupid story of being drunk and checking out awesome bike tripped/friend pushed you- whatever.. explain you are sorry and will do whatever. AFTER you find a way of contacting owner of said bike. POST ALL HIS FAGGOT INFO HERE!! /b/ vs. Hells Angels.. i see many great fuckings going on with this.. comeing here for help was the first step.. Whats the worst they going to do? cut of my Meth connection? Fuck those wanna be Sons of Anarchy poser faggots... I'll start fucking with thier website now.. what state you live in.
You're a fucking moron O.P, don't get me wrong..I've done plenty of moronic shit but, why in the fuck would you hop on someones bike whom you have no fucking clue who they are. I don't wish you any harm man but like any gang...its a gang!! Move....move now and anyone who lives at this address.if this shit is real move.
>>548779216 I would never advocate a raid because that's against /b/'s rules but if we were all roleplaying as leet haxxorz, would anyone be down with a little Hell's Angels raid? I kind of like this match up....hpoythetically.
Also. OP.. Hire a attourney. document everything.. those fuckers have money. for selling thier trade marked logo... beaten-threatened-have to move-fear to leave house? do the American way and sue the whole franchise-trade marked orgainization.. collect big monies then retire to being a NEET.. Besides what kind of HA was shopping at Hot Topics in the first place.. A FAGGOT ONE! /b/ = bunch of ANONS fucking with them. HA = a bunch of fags that have to wear a patch too feel self worth and can't function alone ..
Have you ever read Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga? Those fuckers will track you down and rape you along with everyone you live with until you're all as gray and soulless as a lobotomy patient.
You're forgetting the fact that bikers are fucking faggots.. They're just engine geeks they act tough as shit but most are slow fat neck beards., dump into a paper bag, find out where they hang then smear that shit all over their saddles and handlebars
What a great read that was. But yeah, the HA are a bunch of drugged up outcasts with nothing to lose. If one of them has an ounce of doubt in their eyes and decides to crack you one, expect EVERY OTHER HA to join in with extreme prejudice
>>548773305 Pretty much what he said. Look kid, the Hells Angels have changed over the past 5 years. The change may not be as recent but when looking at their history it's a big one. SADLY though.... the ones they let go are all "proud" of being a part of hells angels... learn one thing kid... once and angel always an angel. There is no such thing as leaving the hells angels unless you've been kicked out.
That being said... go to them and tell them. From the sound of it you probably only broke th mirror... which really isn't that much money. Even still; it is not worth hiding in the dark about it because if they find out who you are.... there is two roads they will go... harass the fuck out of you... or beat the shit out of you... both can get pretty bad.
As the guy said.. next time.... go to a dealership... or just take a picture of the bike for fuck sakes... also.. delete that picture... they catch you with that picture when you haven''t told the truth they will FUCK YOU. Questions?
>They find you >you tell them you saw some nigger spic messing with his bike >Obvious junkie niggger >Keep saying nigger >Tell him you chased him off when he tried to steal >Curb stomped >Came back but bike was gone >Thought nigger stole his wallet too.
>>548776457 Lots of HA chapters around. I don't personally know any but it's pretty well known they're pretty cool as long as you don't fuck with them and the two things they hold sacred are their bikes and patches
>>548772363 They know where you live dumbshit, so after they beat the fuck out of you, you look them in the eye and say, "This isn't even my final form." Then you transform and lay waste to them and there chapter.
man im happy. just came back from the mall and i got my wallet back. the money is gone and it was found at the restrooms. the lady was very kind and gave me a free 2gig keychain usb stick because she said i look so sad. i think its my lucky day
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