can we have "the best of 4chan" thread going?
i'll start.
post faster egghead
>>548753545
This is a real dumb question but if you post images like that will 4chan contact the police?
Or can they not prosecute you? Is it only considered gore posting and nothing more?
If you posted a severed head of a human or animal and the image couldn't be traced would 4chan still report your IP address to the authorities?
>>548753702
we're anonymous. We're safe to post anything we want here /b/ro.
dumping
>>548753867
Dude, be serious. I know I sound like a newfag but this is something I am unsure about. Like is a photo all the evidence they need? Is a time stamp proof that you did it?
>>548753872
Kids must be scared for life now.
>>548753919
yep, timestamp or tits with timestamp (if you're a grill)
>>548753919
Long ago ive heard cases where people from 4chan boards were perspecuted, if police finds out and think they got an actual case going on, they will get all the ip's and any other info they might need and no amount of proxies is gona save you.
c'mon people, dump
>>548753919
actually. just by seeing someone posting a possible crime situation, you will be a suspect. This is enforced by the notion that we are anonymous, and as such no one knows who the real posters are. With that, the govs will trace all of the IP related to said thread, and get them for interogations.
you asked, mate.
>>548753545
you know this is fake right?
>>548754059
this
>>548754168
nope, this was real.
>>548754059
>IP
Dynamic IPs are your friend
>>548753919
You've posted in this thread now. The FBI is going to monitor everyone's IP, including yours.
>>548754207
it's chicken, formed by an artist (OP's girlfriend)
:)
>>548754125
I don't want to believe. But I know this can happen.
dumping more
>>548754209
I don't post anything dodgey on /b/ but I was just curious. I thought I'd sound dumb just to get some answers. I appreciate you guys responding to my question. But yeah I was reading up on 4chans history. Alot of people have gotten fucked up.
I remember going onto 4chan in like 2009/10 and it was full of gore and shit. No idea what board I was on. Part of me thinks it was /mu/ which is weird.
Have been using 4chan each day since only 2013.
>>548753702
I know that with CP they give your info to the cops
>>548754546
chin
>>548753867
Can verify, I am the FBI and we cant track 4chan, We just have to ask that guy anonymous to stop being impolite
>>548754125
MY left testicle is in a bag in my cupboard. It got removed because I had testicular torsion and left it too long. The pain was immense but I thought it'd just get better.
I remember the doctor was all calm when I went in a day later and said I may have necrosis and that I should "get a scan as soon as possible".
Me and my mum didnt take that in fully because he sounded so calm.
I got a call from the doctors reception and she told me to get a scan immediately.
Got jelly rubbed on my balls by a hot x ray woman. She sounded really nervous and talked fast. Ended up getting the testicle removed but I wanted to keep it.
Will post pics if /b/ wants
>>548754454
Man, that one's hot
>>548753702
It's fake you fuckin virgin moron
>>548754813
post now
>>548754315
Do you have the rest? Because I remember it ending with both of them on the phone
>>548754813
POST NAO
dumping MOAR
Oc
>>548754894
>>548755031
Ok I took some pics. I only took pic of the side that doesn't have my name written on the bag.
>>548755234
We're waiting, Anon.
>>548755031
>>548754894
>>548754813
Here is the testicle in the bag
>>548755521
Holy fuck, can we see your sack?
>>548754742
I was in that thread.
>>548753702
>4chan
>contact the police
>he doesn't know
>>548755485
Looks like that nurse gave you...
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>>548755125
that shit looks like a spawn of satan is gonna slither out of it
>>548753919
>LEL
>keke
you know 4chan, tumblr and 9prank are all on FBI servers and monitered by hte NSA right? That's why there's so much CP on here all the time.
>rael tlak.
>>548754507
>All that wasted candy
FUCKING CUNT! Who the fuck wastes candy like that!?
>>548755608
This
>>548755608
That's kinda gay dude. My sack is just one ball and this scar which is just an oval shape and is a lighter shade of skin. When I got the hole in my stack stitche dup the stitches broke at home and black blood fell out.
Apparently the sack still had to get rid of excess blood. The hole eventually healed up by itself but I had to wear padding for a weak to capture the blood.
It was the worst week of my life. I also had to stay back at school to catch up on an internal class computer assignment that I had missed part of due to my surgery.
I confided with my friend in class that I couldnt stop bleeding. My teacher heard me and jokingly said "what are you a hemophiliac or something".
His comment was a smart remark and I was quite emotional at the time, but just held back my tears and said "no".
I thought my gf would break up with me once the doctors told me they removed the testicle.
My gf was supportive and stood by me.
However she later made out with my friend(the one I confided in) behind my back.
They are dating now.
>>548754507
loled when her vag ate one.
still dumping
>>548754208
forcing ISPs to save name+addres<>ip+timespan pairs for later access is their friend
>>548754208
Won't stop the police from doxing you and sending you in for some fun time with jamal and tyrone at your local prison
>>548755769
>>548755608
My remaining testicle has grown apparently and is larger than normal testicles. This is because it now does the work of two.
>tfw lost my virginity at 16 with only one ball
>>548755889
Cool story /b/ro now make with the sack
>>548756250
Go fuck yourself.
>>548755482
Fucking campers
>>548755485
ha well this thread did give rise to some win, at least. nice one, uniball
>>548755769
*putsonglasses.jpeg*
>>548755194
hahah, read it all 8/10
>>548755934
I literally can't breathe this is the hardest I've laughed in a while
Those fucking faces
humpty dumping
hello P
Itt:
Does anyone have the boat story?
He should be 5 years old now.
>>548753545
>>548757016
here:
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/dec/17/canoe-man-john-darwin-arrested
>>548756781
I don't think that is real.
>>548753545
>>548754507
How did all of those gummy worms make it through her digestive track without being digested?
oc from yesterday
>>548757407
they didn't, they shoved it straight up her ass
>>548757243
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrSOCXSOQ2w
I think weebl may 4chan.
>>548757407
Fuck, man are you serious?
>>548756015
any1 care to explain im too stoned to understand
>>5487545
so they fuckin should
>>548757558
I was in that thread and I didn't have a fucking clue.
>>548757627
shieeeet
>>548757407
maybe stick them in the ass you retarded nigger?
>>548757407
Are you fucking retarded?
>>548755482
This is fake and gay, just sayan.
Everybody who has played quake 3 knows its bots are stupid as fuck.
sum oc
How did all of these mini-tomatoes make it through her digestive track without being digested?
>>548757243
thats not OC
>>548757407
diet pills
>>548757483
requesting get
>>548757558
ita a walk the dinosaur
>>548757627
ok that was actually pretty funny
>>548756047
>>548757704
How fucking dense are you?
>>548757157
What does this have to do with anything?
>>548753702
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>548757157
That's not it.
It was a long "share you secret" thread story from a guy that ended up tying up his father while on a boating trip and raping him.
>>548757624
R.I.P. Anon
>>548754000
Why has no one noticed the trips?
not /b/ but close enough
>>548757624
so thats what it looks like to inject marijuanas, there must be 8 there
long but good
>>548754298
the fat on the quadricep looks strange for human anatomy.
>>548757189
Oooooh, I remember this one. Epic epic EPIC thread from the earlier days of 4chan.
no one has the guy who stole a skull from the catacombs in rome then took it back home and stuck his dick in the eye socket?
>>548754813
>I had testicular torsion
What caused it?
>>548758295
>>548758110
its the boat story
>>548758187
yeah, that was OP, instead he changed wife to father
>>548758221
i noticed your dubs
>>548758338
tr;dl
>>548758443
It's earlier up in the thread
>>548756047
I don't understand what happened here.
>>548754507
You gonna eat those?
>>548758571
>obvious non member detected
>>548758513
God dammit. I just don't know.
>>548755889
A hug for this anon. That sucks...
>>548757189
thank you
>>548758624
they didnt go in in case there was a gorilla inside
>>548753867
>>548753702
There are no janitors for /b/ because the Feds work with the mods...they have been for a whole now.
>>548757545
lost
>>548755867
holy fuck that's painful. woulda left her stupid ass the moment she tried to make me wear an extender.
< this
>>548754000
It's only tits if the girl openly states "I'm a girl" otherwise it's the same old time stamp
>>548757060
he is much older than 5
>>548753702
>tfw you realise moot sold 4chan to FBI years ago for mad profit
>Moots face when he's chillin in Mootxico in his billion dollar mansion
>>548754207
fake as shit retard
>>548758938
14-9=5
>>548757627
fucking plasmids
>>548755153
Tfw I managed to count to 11 and got a slowpoke combo in the same day and didn't even screen cap
>>548757624
what the fuck is that?
Best regards
Michael
>>548759129
meant for
>>548757624
dumping another
>>548758659
Fake, the trilby-esque hat was photoshopped in
>>548757627
What board was this?
Does anyone have a pic of the thread where OP attached a fleshlight to a fan?
>>548758935
tl;dr
>>548755867
Would of stabbed everyone at the party
Chechmyedges.jpeg
>>548759454
Oh fuck
my fucking sides
wow
>>548758338
that was on /b/?
I remember the thread, but I think it was on /x/
this is my all-time favourite
>>548754507
what the actual fuck...
>>548754742
This has been reposted about a thousand times and I still reckon it's fucking hilarious.
>>548759454
this is fucking gold tho
Best regards
Michael
>>548755125
Congratz anon. I have seen gore and shit but this is the first time I ever puked seeing a pic on the internet.
>>548759454
>>548756316
Hey man I know your feel, I lost my left nut at 4 years old, 19 now, good to know I'm not alone
>>548759191
The shit from inside a glow stick
>>548755505
I wonder if m00t is in hiding.
just because you fucking print screened something does not make it oc you fucking retard cunts
>>548756047
>wat
>>548759983
holy shit really? That shit smells and tastes so fucking poisonous. I would imagine that somebody on here has tried biting one open, you should know what I mean.
Best regards
Michael
>>548760143
Fuck you Michael.
>>548759473
>Guy goes on camping trip with gf and other guy.
>Guy fingers his gf on the way
They actually end up at a hippie festival
Guy trips on acid, weed and mdma
>Guy sees the other guy fucking his gf
>Gets knocked out
>Wakes up tied to a tree watching the guy fuck his gf for the whole night while he has her panties taped inside his mouth
>>548759815
actually, i iz OP
dumping even MOAR
>>548754208
being this stoopid
>>548760143
Nah, at school parties, me and my friends would rip them open and cover our hands in them. looked cool as fuck in the dark.
>>548757498
>>548757545
>>548757674
>>548757689
All of you have been zing zanged.
>>548758935
What the fuck did I just read???
>>548760193
>>548760517
I have some bad news for you, and all of it is cancer!
>>548759951
>Stealing investment money to build an animated watermelon army is just deplorable.
>>548758338
Best so far.
dumping even moar
>>548758338
I don't understand, Why did the story escalate so quickly?
>>548758497
>>548760230
what did I do?
Best regards
Michael
>>548754507
new HARIBO commercial?
>>548759951
That is fucking funny as fork
>>548760193
best storie so far
Poor guy, and i used to think i was fucked
>>548759951
Laughed hard.
>>548754454
The best part is, you knuckleheads were duped.
She never killed the rat because the RAT WAS ALREADY DEAD.
Christ, lrn2/b/
>>548754507
This just made me realize I have a fuckton of gummi bears.
>>548761702
XD you tell em :P
>>548757627
I'm now ashamed to say I'm from Newcastle
Jesus
'bootin
>>548754125
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS!?!
>>548761795
10/10 would try
>>548757627
This is /int/ in a fucking nutshell.
>>548756781
If this was real anons would have posted countless posts about it post accident like the supreme gentlemen
>>548761901
for the lulz
>>548757843
Now, that's a classic.
Have some Snacks.
sometimes i wonder why i still come here, but every now and then t his thread comes around
>>548753545
>>548757060
There's a part of me that believes in us enough to think that this may have actually happened.
>>548757132
Fuck...laughed right out loud.
>>548757189
Damn, we have some old-schoolers afoot.
>>548761873
That does not belong there.
>>548755125
I want to smell this box
>>548757060
That's not a win. His name should have been daaaaaaaaaaamn
>>548762937
ID Heaven does not belong here
>>548753702
/b/ mods are FBI agents, so.
>>548763080
>I am infinite
>I am eternal
>>548758513
Lol'd...stupid fucker.
>>548763315
fucking someone ban this autist dear god PLEASE
>>548761168
>>548759191
>>548760143
I remember this from like a year ago.
Yours truly,
Michael.
>>548758814
Well, that's just magic.
>>548763315
> You can not kill what is already dead
>>548763398
>>548763496
hello newfriends
>>548753702
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>548763910
>>548754507
no boner, stop. this is unacceptable
>>548759951
10/10
>>548758935
this made me rage, so pathetic.
>>548763690
>artistic
>autistic*
>>548754507
Oh, so that's how girls poop!
>>548759815
People puke from seeing things on the internet
>>548755867
>mfw that guy's dick isnt really that big
>mfw op had a tiny dick
>mfw no face
>jk i have face
>>548758048
It couldn't have made it into space, though. The balloons would eventually deflate and the toad would just come down.
>>548768272
You can get pretty damn close to the edge of space with proper balloons. I have no idea how well those things would work though.
>>548755867
Jesus Christ what an asshole.
>>548755450
I can understand why a guy would want to hold onto his ball, just to know he has it at least, even if it's in a medical waste bag.
I had a roommate who lost one of his balls in a motorcycle accident. He had one of those crotch rockets and as he was going through an intersection, a car full of immigrants decided to go through the red. He hit them. His ball swung forward and the gas tank crushed it.
I didn't believe it but mfw he whipped out his one ball. From that moment on we never broke his balls, only his ball, out of respect.
Dumping
>>548768885
still lurking
>>548759454
topkek
>>548754507
What a candyass
>>548768885
More pls
from the raid last week.
not special but OC
'bootin
1/?
>>548770293
2/?
>>548770381
3/?
>classic
>>548770381
imma lurkan
>>548770527
4/?
>>548770678
5/?
>>548760193
>>548770796
6/?
>>548756047
Shit man I live in Wichita
>>548770912
7/?
>>548770867
Le funny junk meme
>>548771021
8/?
>>548755505
>hope the pizzaguy survived
my sides are in orbit right now
>>548771012
>>548771129
please don't
>>548771221
>>548753545
>>548771281
10/?
>>548759815
fucking amateur
>>548771494
7/10 bretty gud
Fresh from /fit/
Does anyone have Shrek/Stu sims 3 /v/ thread from a week ago? I dont think ive ever laughed harder than i did in that thread
>>548754125
what the actual fuck
>>548771765
12/?
gotta head out now, sorry I couldnt dump moar
>>548771225
To late nigglet
>>548771940
>best of /b/
>post from /fit/
>>548772464
>best of 4chan
>>548772830
anyone has that /v/ thread with the heavily modded sims 3?
>>548773009
nevermind found it on leddit
http://imgur.com/a/lXUjf
Anyone have the thread from 2011 that predicted a post number that would cause the apocalypse? The actual post happened about a month ago
>>548773229
1/14
>>548773381
2/14
>>548773503
3/14
anyone stil lurking?
>>548773604
Yo
>>548773604
shit
>>548773723
4/14
>>548756047
I remember that. :D
>>548773859
5/14
>>548757824
What if those were those fireball hot jawbreakers?
>>548774204
6/14
>>548774452
7/14
anyone still lurking?
>>548757824
Cherry tomatoes.
>>548774562
absolutely am
dump this set faster, I wanna go to bed
>>548774562
lurkin
>>548755867
Photos are 'shopped - head-swap.
>>548774562
8/14
>>548754454
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chdVDWYR6Ac