i dont fuck with /b/ at all ever but i really want to rant this shit so here goes...
saturday i did a shit ton of duster and stuff and misc drugs at a bonfire thing and fucked this girl who has a kid, and now today i was super super blazed and did duster again today and then all of a sudden to day my sister told me she knew and i started freaking out and she told me that the baby daddy was herea nd i fucking flipped out man i freaked out i thought i was gonna die and then the guy started like fucking with me and i was like "I AM SO SORRY IM RELALY SORRY" and shit and i started crying and shit and then i realized i had cum on my hand still and i started ike moaning cuz i was so fucking embaressed and then he left with his friend and they took off on his bike lmfao this nigga took off and his friend hopped on his pegged and i fucking pissed myself laughing hahahhahahahahahh FUCK
and its fucked up cuz my sister fucks with this girl melody and melody's little brother is baby daddy's best friend so he is over at my place a lot its fucked.
what do /b/?
Are you fucking retarded? I
Get your shit together man.
Do you really need to get high soo badly that you need to do fucking duster? Like what the shit
tf did i just read
he huffs fuckin computer duster if it isnt mcdonalds its wendeys arbys etc...
and as for you asshole op you are the reason i get bad looks when i purchase computer duster to actually use on my computer you fucking faggot
Keep on keepin on dude, makes for the best laughs
Lots of people fuck kids to. Doesn't mean you should do it. Duster literally kills your fucking brain cells. That wah wah wah feeling your getting, thats the feeling of your body slowly dying.
you would seriously be better off injecting meth than doing duster. And shooting meth lasts 8+ hours, compared to the 3 minutes duster lasts.
this thread is going all kinds of places
Describe OP. Is he as fucked up as it would seem?
Based off his first post I would guess he is a 16 year old in high school. He thinks drugs are the coolest thing ever and brags about doing them even when he didn't.
I would also guess that most people hate him so he is forced to hang with neckbeards and autists who think he is cool as fuck for being so edgy.
His idea of a good friday night is hanging out with said autists inhaling duster and talking about how much they hate everyone.
How far off the mark am I?
tell us more, I still cannot believe OP was serious. His post is completely retarded
Seems like I was spot on. Man your life is fucked up. Get some help, or at least upgrade to a real drug.
Seriously you shouldn't be doing this shit. It is making you more and more dumb by the second. Just look at your first post. I know some 6 year olds that can come across as more intelligent over the internet.
Your fucking up kiddo, hope you get your life straightened up. You keep huffin that shit and you wont even last another 3 months at your shitty mcdonalds job.
I had the same thoughts, but I was thinking like 25-30yrs old with lungs of a stage 3 lung cancer patient and brains of a half-tard. Also either black or white wanna be black type of people
Oh god this thread! And
And who are you ?
>My entire life is a joke and entertainment for others
That's what happens when you fucking huff duster. No one's going to take you seriously with that shit
Thanks for clarifying. I will spell it out for her.
Please provide the personal information of your retard ex so I can fuck with his life.
A facebook would do, or an email. Anything really
No wonder she's a feminist when she sees fucking disgraces like you.
Make sure to live stream that shit
Please do. The would would be a better place and there would be more computer duster to go around.
I think a .22 caliber round put behind your right ear into your hind brain would do nicely.
We really don't need people like you reproducing.
Fuck all you faggots, OP is just getting fucked up and going on /b/, we all do it (or should). His first post made me actually laugh, and now you fucknuts wanna talk to his ex??
Fuck them OP, do more duster and post more funny shit!
No. She turned me into this. She got me into drugs. She got me into everything bad. She ruined my life. She wasted 2 years OD it. She only dated me because I wouldn't be her fuck buddy. She ruined my entire life andthere is no point in living so I just do drugs and make music what else is there to live for???? Nothing.
ahis thread is comedy gold. avery single of your posts is either edgy to the max or borderline retarded.
>creme de la meme
an hero, please
you are so fucking whiny DEAR GOD. "she got me into drugs" i smoke pot and i take acid. wow. correct.i am the reason you did inhalants and stuck your penis inside someone's mother!
>She only dated me because I wouldn't be her fuck buddy
>you wouldn't be her fuck buddy
>she only dated me
>you dated her
>you wouldn't fuck
>OP is faggot
That's my point Fucking retard
Miriam please stop Fucking with me I already cried like 8 times today I really don't want to again please stop contacting me.
We made each other fucking crazy and we were just bad for each other in general. We did lots of fucked up shit to each other. Hence why the relationship ended. Why do you have to blame all your problems on me? Forgive. Heal. Move onnnnn
aw come on OP
have a comic
Doing Andrew Jackson Jihad cover songs at 1 am and cutting myself and crying just like normal thank u Miriam I love you and always have loved you.
"if you spend all your heart on something that has died then you are not alive and that CSNT be you rn life " that's me
>Had Sex 600 times
>cried over 8 times today
Don't act like a fucking retard on the internet and maybe trolls won't contact you. You chose this. I want you to cry anon-kun, it's how I draw my lifeforce.
YOUR BODY FELT JUST LIKE A BACKPACK.
You only ask females to time stamp tits when they stated their gender for no reason. Any other case and I would demand tits.
This is the exception to the rule. But I do have a feeling this is a ruse. Either way I was already wasting time on /b/, and don't really care if it's real or not
If you think you're better than me alright. There's no one to love there's no one to trust in my life. Some times I get so lonesome I CSNT breath
Hey who wants Miriams tits???? I'll dump.i have like 800 mb
I don't give a shit if it's true or not.
I was entertained for a couple minutes and that's fine by me.
Don' t bail on us OP
Resorting to buzzwords. I really must have stuck a chord. I have empathy, but only to those people who did not put them selves in a fucked up position.
This is the same as huffing aerosaol out of whipping cream or (whip its) its a fucking bad idea, that shit will kill you anon, stick to pot and anything natural
i can confirm they aren't because i am talking to one on fb right now
casual reminder that i have pics of you sucking your own dick. if you want to post my tits than go ahead (they're pretty nice so I mean whatever) but if you feel the need then i will also feel the need
> Some times I get so lonesome I CSNT breath
Probably cuz you huff duster
>I'll dump.i have like 800 mb
Didn't know they measured tits in megabytes these days
Maybe OP and his ex will get back together, united by /b/. That would be a sweet outcome.
I fucking love you.
We are on fucking /b/ and someone is complaining about cyberbullies? That's like going into a gay bathhouse and complaining about all the buttsex going on.
Don't like what you see on the screen infront of you? Then click the red x in the top right of the screen.
you sound like a mess and your writing is erratic. you are clearly giving yourself brain damage by huffing computer duster.
I'd tell you that you should stop before you die, but you probably know that anyway.
that's fine. i don't see anything wrong with anything you choose to do sexually. but if you so chose to post my nudes I could in return do the same. so just chiiiilllll. and nigga pls. i love my boobs.
prove it, post tits now
Wow threatening someone with violence because you can't stop typing stupid threats and someone responded in kind.
And you called me edgy?
Take that gun, place it behind your ear and pull the fucking trigger. Better you than her.
come on op i posted this comic to cheer you up and make things right
>mfw this is all to promote some shitty facebook page
Well, you're not ever going to touch them ever again so i suppose it's good you feel that way. I'm happy with them. really thought you were above that but whatever. Do what you want with them lol. Just kind of reaffirms in my mind how lucky I am to have escaped your toxic presence within my life.
>Do what you want with them lol
You heard that OP.
not dumping anything with a face on it cuz not a fucking asshole
Good one m8
let us see good sir
it's literally leggings and my combat boots. scandalous. i plan to be a nude model at some point in my life. i am not afraid of my body. but posting anything i sent to you privately still makes you an asshole. face or no face.
then i can post face? ;)
i think this is fucked up. i don't want to retaliate because even though dylan is a disrespectful little shit he was my best friend and i do my best to respect him.
alright miriam i will now post all of your nudes on an anonymous image board. have a nice day. btw ill be in green bay in about 2 weeks buying a new bong so probalby gonna stop by moes. gimme ur schedule so i can know when to not go please anbd thank you.
Ah my good lad, I was a tad bit off it seems.
Lovely tots there, nonetheless, much appreciated.
Yeah but he's being a complete dick to you for no reason. What's to lose?
It is fucked up, but he is the root cause of it. Poast it please, it would make my happy. I'm a faggot after all, I would rather see a guy suck his own dick then some tits.
even though she literally used me for 2 years of my life? yeah oayk. im the root cause. not her turning me into a sex addicted drug addicted piece of shit.shut up you fukcing white knight fuckign retard. all you wanted was tits anyways. leave.
Anon I love you! Come to.Chicago. I will show you a great time. Also post pic!
She didn't do any of those things m8 you did them. I don't like tits, I like cock. I'm a faggot.
She didn't make you start huffing air duster, she didn't make you addicted to sex. Stop projecting your problems onto other people.
Harden up and stop being such a fucking pussy. Live you life and stop thinking other people made you into the peice of shit you are.
I am a drug addict. I shoot up meth and sometimes heroin almost everyday. I grew up in the ghetto. My dad fucked me sometimes leading to my tendecy to be a faggot. My cousin got me started on oxy when I was 14, but Guess what made me keep doing these things?
>it was me
okay bitch. i really dont care at all. you honestly have herpies now and i will no longer ever fuck with you ever.
i got a good pic so she would look pretty wait till she sucks dick
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
ruining my lifeeeeeee
you're a stupid bitch
i hope you kill yourselfffffff
she sucked dick pretty well but other than that wasn't really taht good of a person.
even sasha grey looks weird with a dick in her mouth dude. i have no shame :* if i was a guy i would think pretty much any girl looks beautiful as long as my cock was in her mouth.
sooo negative duuuuude
maybe because you fucked me over out of 2 years of my life just so you COULD suck my dick. why couldn't you of just been a one night stand?
>Your doctor face when your botched cut penis
You are a way better person than this dylan faggot.
I like how even though he just keeps bashing you won't retaliate in kind. Not that I don't want to see the pics, but still
How the fuck did you ever put up with this faggot?
Oh my fuck. You are
Please post him sucking his own dick.
ARE YOU REALLY THAT NAIVE TO THINK YOUR DICK IS THE ONLY ONE THAT I COULD HAVE FOUND TO PUT IN MY MOUTH? FUCK. If I JUST wanted to have sex with you I would have fucked you and left. Or, I would have found someone else that has less of a shitty fucking attitude to fuck me.
>Complaining about getting laid.
you literally told me "i just want to be fuck buddies" dont try to play white night on an anon image board
i have many girls to pick from so i dont really need to be choosey. girls come to me. many. its pretty good but sometimes you ahve to deal with crazies like mirima who lead you on for 2 years.
You are so fucked up.
I told you that 2 years ago when you lived 2 hours away. I fell in love with you, idiot. Why would I have stuck around for 2 years if I didn't love you? Through the cheating and the abuse. Duuuuh duuuu duuuhhh i loved you, ya cunt. stop. you didn't seem to mind all the sex while the sex was being had so can you just be thankful that you got laid and be thankful that the bad relationship is over because I FUCKING AM
i only dated you because you verbally abused me. i dont carea bout you anymore so get the fuck out of my life. i cnat even shitpost on 4chan withoyut FUCKING everything up. get teh fuck away from me. you haven't even posted a timestamp tit pic and you've been ehre for like an hour. leave.
What the fuck is going on in here?
Im pretty sure the consensus is that she is real lol
This thread is full of so much win
im not a junkie. i literally took a massive hit of duster and then posted this. i barley do drugs that much probably once a month a binge and do soemthing stupid. shut the fuck up.
@miriam honestly i really miss you but im glad you're out of my life. we should talk again platonicly. i really do love you.
Man that just came across as desperate as fuck. One second you "want her the fuck out of your life" then it's "i really do love you we should talk hurr hurr"
Dude... after all that you think she wants.to talk to you? Yet alone see your off the wall.ass?
miriam message me on skype i love you. i cant just go from loving you for 2 years to hating you honestly ive liked you for 4 years. i miss you. please message me platonicly.
Hahahahahaa. Jesus Christ, are you like bipolar. One second she's a cunt, another you want to get back with her, another you want to go and murder her
I didn't verbally abuse you into anything. There were times where i was really emotionally unstable and I manipulated you into staying with me, yes. And I think about that often. I regret it and I'm sorry that you dealt with it. That was the first few months we dated, however. The relationship lasted longer than that and there were many periods of time where I asked you if you wanted the relationship and you said yes. So we stayed together. I'm sorry you're hurt though. Please don't kill your braincells.
Man I love this thread
This. Even though I hate OP for what he is, I don't want to see him kill his braincells.
Just stop doing duster and threatening to kill people. If you just do those two things I promise your life will turn around.
I still want to see that picture of him sucking his own cock. Hook it up
this thread is proof /b/ is worst board. only on /b/ would this shit happen. i should have posted this on /mu/ and gotten banned so i could never fucking post again. taht was my idea in the first place why didnt i do it :/
message me on skype miriam. i need to talk to you. im in a huge mess right now and you're the only person who actually cares about me for anything other than drugs alchohal or sex. please message me .
Hey you can read the thread! Congrats!
I do like traps, just not trap threads on /b/. They are cancer and are boring.
I like traps. But I fucking hate fur with a passion.
What's your point?
Well this has been interesting to say the least. I wish the best for both of you. Even if this has been insane, whose to say what's normal or not in this fucked up society we live in. Take it easy all.
>This world is made of Love and Peace.
Come on don't feel bad
you entertained dozens of people for more than an hour.
you disgusted to hell and back your dear love who won't ever trust you again.
you managed to discover new levels of low while she was looking at you in awe and even refused to retaliate.
that was glorious.
thats a lie if i've ever heard one.
if this is pleasent i am a fuckign saint.
Are you really fucking a 14 year old? Jesus fuck man.
When you said you had you choice of plenty of girls I didn't think you meant the middle school.
I also told you that I hoped we could talk without problems and also said that I loved you but I guess that text conveniently didn't fit inside the screen shot. whatever. i'm on skype. let's take this elsewhere.
What the fuck.
Then I redact my previous statement about saying I liked you.
You are a lying cunt and I hate you and dylan equally now. Hope he kills you then offs himself when you inevitably decide to take him back.
Have a cousin who slowly progressed into addiction with that shit. He'd get so high that he'd pretty much turn into a drooling retard. I hope that shit kills you.
Also this is obvious underage shit.
Post the fucking picture. You really think you could do more harm than he is doing to himself.
I only want to see it so I can go to bed. Ill just open the thumbnail, say "finally", then roll over and go to sleep. That's it.
Just let me rest easy
Damn this thread.... Almost same tier as pic related
Airduster. Not even once.
missy if you dont post that god damned cock in the next 60 seconds there are going to be problems here
Bittch that ain't him pic related gonna be you if you dont get some ass up on this bitch
The op of that thread was thinking of a way to repay his ex. /b/ naturally suggested shitting in her handbag with a timestamped pic.
He obliged and this was not enough for /b/. He proceeded to cum, piss, shit, and puke on her bag to prove he was both real and gave no fucks.
He posted the pic and epic bread was made
>I was in that thread! 10/10 for making me remember that glorious op
Hahaha hahaha that shit was golden. That Op made me question so many things... Didn't he end up killing himself?
dude was needing advice because he was trying to secretly piss in the bath with his girl in there with him and she saw the stream go out of the water, got pissed and left. people in thread tell him to shit in the tub and he does it. his girlfriend comes back in apologizing for getting so pissed but now sees hes shit in the tub and she fucking bolts and says she's getting her shit later and leaving him for good. he gets told to making himself vomit on all her shit and he does.