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i dont fuck with /b/ at all ever but i really want to rant this

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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i dont fuck with /b/ at all ever but i really want to rant this shit so here goes...
saturday i did a shit ton of duster and stuff and misc drugs at a bonfire thing and fucked this girl who has a kid, and now today i was super super blazed and did duster again today and then all of a sudden to day my sister told me she knew and i started freaking out and she told me that the baby daddy was herea nd i fucking flipped out man i freaked out i thought i was gonna die and then the guy started like fucking with me and i was like "I AM SO SORRY IM RELALY SORRY" and shit and i started crying and shit and then i realized i had cum on my hand still and i started ike moaning cuz i was so fucking embaressed and then he left with his friend and they took off on his bike lmfao this nigga took off and his friend hopped on his pegged and i fucking pissed myself laughing hahahhahahahahahh FUCK

and its fucked up cuz my sister fucks with this girl melody and melody's little brother is baby daddy's best friend so he is over at my place a lot its fucked.

what do /b/?
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today?
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>>548728147
yes the guy coming over today is true.
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get your life together man, jesus, you sound like a fucking wreck.
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Are you fucking retarded? I
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>>548728463
no im on duster right now i just said taht u dingus
>>548728348
im trying. i have a job and only use on nights i dont work the next
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Get your shit together man.
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that's awesome dude
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>>548728582
Think about what you're doing. YOU HUFF COMPUTER DUSTER. That's fucked, doesn't matter if you have a job or not.
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>>548728787
man dont be like that its perfectly fine lots of people do it man its just like other drugs they're alright man we're good : )
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>>548727990
>>548727990

eight eight eight eight five eight six six two nine

call and get some rehab, bro.
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Do you really need to get high soo badly that you need to do fucking duster? Like what the shit
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>>548728961
come on man dont fuck with me
>>548728989
not really its just a thing and whats up with all the 2009 tier reaction images in here wtf?
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do you work at mcdonalds...
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>>548729296
....................................................................................................
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>>548727990
This needs to be a TV show.
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do you by chance live in Wisconsin?
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>>548729457
Haha manitowoc
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>>548729375
hahah it'd be someone pissing themsleves on the floor laughing how would that be a good show?
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your name is dylan!
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tf did i just read
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>>548729296

he huffs fuckin computer duster if it isnt mcdonalds its wendeys arbys etc...

and as for you asshole op you are the reason i get bad looks when i purchase computer duster to actually use on my computer you fucking faggot
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>>548729457
waht the fuck
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i somehow just knew it was you by the post. eery.
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>>548729457
>>548729705
>>548729840

Hahahahahahahah
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>>548729840
Who are you
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>>548727990
I lol'd
Keep on keepin on dude, makes for the best laughs
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I randomly decided to go on 4chan which is a rare occasion for me. figures i would stumble upon this lmfao
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a
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>>548730065
WHATS YOUR FIRST NAME BRO
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>>548730176
PETER
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>>548728895

Lots of people fuck kids to. Doesn't mean you should do it. Duster literally kills your fucking brain cells. That wah wah wah feeling your getting, thats the feeling of your body slowly dying.

you would seriously be better off injecting meth than doing duster. And shooting meth lasts 8+ hours, compared to the 3 minutes duster lasts.
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>>548730065
How about some background on Op? Is he as big of a shithead the post makes it seem?
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It's Miriam lmfao. I really can't believe i found this post. this is so fucking creepy.
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this thread is going all kinds of places
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>>548730293
I am actually his ex girlfriend so I mean, my past judgement aside he's still pretty okay. obviously going down hill a bit though. ehhh...
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>>548730380
Cunt
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>>548730380

Describe OP. Is he as fucked up as it would seem?

Based off his first post I would guess he is a 16 year old in high school. He thinks drugs are the coolest thing ever and brags about doing them even when he didn't.

I would also guess that most people hate him so he is forced to hang with neckbeards and autists who think he is cool as fuck for being so edgy.

His idea of a good friday night is hanging out with said autists inhaling duster and talking about how much they hate everyone.

How far off the mark am I?
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>>548730380
op was banned
he says it's cause you're a cunt

owned
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>>548730639
Fuck off
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>>548730660
tell us more, I still cannot believe OP was serious. His post is completely retarded
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>>548730905
Dickhead I'm right here
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>>548730847
OP, are you also a fan of nitrous?
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>>548730847

Seems like I was spot on. Man your life is fucked up. Get some help, or at least upgrade to a real drug.

Seriously you shouldn't be doing this shit. It is making you more and more dumb by the second. Just look at your first post. I know some 6 year olds that can come across as more intelligent over the internet.

Your fucking up kiddo, hope you get your life straightened up. You keep huffin that shit and you wont even last another 3 months at your shitty mcdonalds job.
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I am laughing so hard oh man. sorry dylan. at least it's anon
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>>548731010
Sometimes. I mostly do pills duster weed and some coke
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I had the same thoughts, but I was thinking like 25-30yrs old with lungs of a stage 3 lung cancer patient and brains of a half-tard. Also either black or white wanna be black type of people
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>>548731050
Not anymore dumb bitch.WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO CUNT LEAVE ME ALONE
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>>548730970
Shut the fuck up you mongoloid.
I'm talking to your ex right now, go fuck up your brain elsewhere
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duster will kill you instantly just so you know
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Oh god this thread! And
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My entire life is a joke and entertainment for others fuck you guys this is why b suxks COCK
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>>548731191

It's not her fault your a fucking duster huffing loser. It's a shame she didn't dox you.

since he is being such an asshole please provide dox!
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dude. there is zero way i could have tried to find this post on purpose? It's not as if i care to track you down or even know how!
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OP are you by chance a towel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j1yHcBkuYI&feature=kp
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>>548731050
And who are you ?

>This thread
>mfw
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>>548731389
She doesn't speak internet lol she's a dumb girl. She frequently goes on tumblr and is a radical feminist. Don't fuck with her bro
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>>548731328
>My entire life is a joke and entertainment for others
That's what happens when you fucking huff duster. No one's going to take you seriously with that shit
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kind of overjoyed we broke up at this point in time. your life is in shambles clearly an that's still not my fault. let us pray you are not baby daddy #2
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come on friends you are making op upset dont be mean on the /b/ 4chan imageboard
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>>548731546
Shut then fucks up bro its been like this for years honestly might kill myself tonight.....
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>>548731594
HAHAHAHHAHA, oh god
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>>548731505

Thanks for clarifying. I will spell it out for her.

Please provide the personal information of your retard ex so I can fuck with his life.

A facebook would do, or an email. Anything really
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>>548731505
No wonder she's a feminist when she sees fucking disgraces like you.

pic unrelated
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>>548731707
I'll do it. I'm best admin on creme De la meme
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>>548731647
Make sure to live stream that shit
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criticize MY lifestyle choices on a post like this... ooookaaaaaaaaay
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>>548731647

Please do. The would would be a better place and there would be more computer duster to go around.

I think a .22 caliber round put behind your right ear into your hind brain would do nicely.

We really don't need people like you reproducing.
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>>548731772
wow u got admid back congrat
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Fuck all you faggots, OP is just getting fucked up and going on /b/, we all do it (or should). His first post made me actually laugh, and now you fucknuts wanna talk to his ex??

Fuck them OP, do more duster and post more funny shit!
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>>548731748
No. She turned me into this. She got me into drugs. She got me into everything bad. She ruined my life. She wasted 2 years OD it. She only dated me because I wouldn't be her fuck buddy. She ruined my entire life andthere is no point in living so I just do drugs and make music what else is there to live for???? Nothing.
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>>548731647
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No personal info.I'm not trying to ruin his life or anything. He's clearly got that under control all by himself.
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>>548731969
There's plenty of shit to live for but not when your fucking retarded
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New gfs
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>>548731969
ahis thread is comedy gold. avery single of your posts is either edgy to the max or borderline retarded.

also
>creme de la meme

an hero, please
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>>548731081
why the fuck do you do duster over nitrous?
noz>duster

enjoy throwing up op
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you are so fucking whiny DEAR GOD. "she got me into drugs" i smoke pot and i take acid. wow. correct.i am the reason you did inhalants and stuck your penis inside someone's mother!
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>>548731969
>She only dated me because I wouldn't be her fuck buddy
>you wouldn't be her fuck buddy
>she only dated me
>you dated her
>you wouldn't fuck
>dated
>OP is faggot
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>>548732285
Oh hi heaban nice to. Meet you Fucking Asshole retarded "Uh hide hind I'd cut Le trolled"
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>>548732386
We've had sex over 600 times. She manipulated me out a year anf a half
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>>548731969

She didn't make you do shit you pussy. If you can't think of anything else to live for you don't deserve to live.
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>>548732386
THANK YOU.
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>>548732529
Only 8400 times to go...
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>>548732408
>this whole post
are you having a seizure ?
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>>548732579
That's my point Fucking retard

Miriam please stop Fucking with me I already cried like 8 times today I really don't want to again please stop contacting me.
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Did someone say Bonfire.?
> Dark Souls thread time
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>>548732656
No problemo amigo :) xx
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>>548727990

what happened to your brain maaaan ?
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We made each other fucking crazy and we were just bad for each other in general. We did lots of fucked up shit to each other. Hence why the relationship ended. Why do you have to blame all your problems on me? Forgive. Heal. Move onnnnn
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aw come on OP
have a comic
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Doing Andrew Jackson Jihad cover songs at 1 am and cutting myself and crying just like normal thank u Miriam I love you and always have loved you.

"if you spend all your heart on something that has died then you are not alive and that CSNT be you rn life " that's me
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>>548732708
>Had Sex 600 times
>cried over 8 times today
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>>548732708

Don't act like a fucking retard on the internet and maybe trolls won't contact you. You chose this. I want you to cry anon-kun, it's how I draw my lifeforce.
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So why is there a "female" ITT and no time stamped tits? Clever ruse OP
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>>>548732656
>>548732708

Do you /b/tards think these two are twolling? Surely this fred can't be this good...
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>>548732994
Edgy

"Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahdjdksoekekeoeorirjsnx I have no. Empathy I'm a pshycyo XD so randumb "
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>>548732916
Saved.
>>548732912
YOUR BODY FELT JUST LIKE A BACKPACK.
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>>548732994
2009 called
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>>548732995

You only ask females to time stamp tits when they stated their gender for no reason. Any other case and I would demand tits.

This is the exception to the rule. But I do have a feeling this is a ruse. Either way I was already wasting time on /b/, and don't really care if it's real or not
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>>548727990
>Got laid
>Most successful guy on /b/
>Gratz
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>>548733054
Honestly Idk, I think OPs literally too retarded to troll. If it's true, bravo
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"I love you and always have loved you"
i love you too you crazy bastard but
you don't know what love is. you just want to feel important to people.
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If you think you're better than me alright. There's no one to love there's no one to trust in my life. Some times I get so lonesome I CSNT breath
Hey who wants Miriams tits???? I'll dump.i have like 800 mb
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>>548732995
Well discovered anon... this slipped under my foreskin without me noticing I have to admit.
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>>548733202
I don't give a shit if it's true or not.
I was entertained for a couple minutes and that's fine by me.

Don' t bail on us OP
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>>548733106

Resorting to buzzwords. I really must have stuck a chord. I have empathy, but only to those people who did not put them selves in a fucked up position.
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>>548728895
This is the same as huffing aerosaol out of whipping cream or (whip its) its a fucking bad idea, that shit will kill you anon, stick to pot and anything natural
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>>548733054
i can confirm they aren't because i am talking to one on fb right now
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>>548733270
Deliver pls
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casual reminder that i have pics of you sucking your own dick. if you want to post my tits than go ahead (they're pretty nice so I mean whatever) but if you feel the need then i will also feel the need
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>>548733418
yeah
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>>548733325
lost it hard
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>>548733270
> Some times I get so lonesome I CSNT breath
Probably cuz you huff duster
>I'll dump.i have like 800 mb
Didn't know they measured tits in megabytes these days
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>>548733370
Maybe OP and his ex will get back together, united by /b/. That would be a sweet outcome.

>>548733456
AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHH
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>>548733456
You know you can post em with a time stamp... just sayin
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"fuck this cunt"... literally did nothing to you
found this post out of boredom
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>>548731969

You are honestly a ducking retard, thank Christ I'll never have to meet your stupid ass in real life.

Also, wtf is duster?
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>>548733456
im confortable with my sexuality so lol i dont care
and your tits aren't nice. they're fucking saggy.
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>>548733370
Wow this is amazing.
>fap
>fap
>fap
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>>548733456

I fucking love you.

>>548733370

We are on fucking /b/ and someone is complaining about cyberbullies? That's like going into a gay bathhouse and complaining about all the buttsex going on.

Don't like what you see on the screen infront of you? Then click the red x in the top right of the screen.
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>>548733605
LMFAO
>>548733601
post them and i will drive to green bay and fucking shoot you. not kidding. i have af ucking gun in my hand.
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>>548733456
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha. Jesus Christ this thread just keeps getting better
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>>548727990
you sound like a mess and your writing is erratic. you are clearly giving yourself brain damage by huffing computer duster.

I'd tell you that you should stop before you die, but you probably know that anyway.
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that's fine. i don't see anything wrong with anything you choose to do sexually. but if you so chose to post my nudes I could in return do the same. so just chiiiilllll. and nigga pls. i love my boobs.
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>>548733659
i was joking you aspy i know there are cyberbullies on fucking /b/
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>>548733846
prove it, post tits now
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>>548733718

Wow threatening someone with violence because you can't stop typing stupid threats and someone responded in kind.

And you called me edgy?

Take that gun, place it behind your ear and pull the fucking trigger. Better you than her.
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>>548733846
your tits are shit.

guys if you want her nudes message the page x de la d on fb

fb dot cum slash XDELAD
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>>548729358
Hahaha
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>>548733846
i love your boobs... can i see them
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>>548733718
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>>548733456
Hold the fucking banana phone! OP can suck his own dick?!

So this guy has "fucked 600+" and "suck his own dick"??

Seems like a pretty legit guy.
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>>548733978
>Poot
Are you moots gay cousin?
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>>548733948
come on op i posted this comic to cheer you up and make things right
deliver now
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>>548734071
message x de la d ill send ya some nudes bro
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>>548733948
>mfw this is all to promote some shitty facebook page
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>>548734212

Seems likely at this point.
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>>548731748
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Well, you're not ever going to touch them ever again so i suppose it's good you feel that way. I'm happy with them. really thought you were above that but whatever. Do what you want with them lol. Just kind of reaffirms in my mind how lucky I am to have escaped your toxic presence within my life.
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>>548734071
i think op is a pretty cool guy, eh sucks his own dick and doesnt afraid of anyduster
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>>548734290
remember this?
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>>548734290
>Do what you want with them lol
You heard that OP.
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>>548734193
Ha ha ha, jokes on me, I don't have fb.

>this is /b/ after all
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>>548734212
op wouldnt do that he's already got a ton of popular pages
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>>548734290
this is some Jerry shit
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dylan is p cool apart from the whole "i love you yet i am going to insult your boobs and post them on the internet" thing. way tooo gooooooo
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>>548734420
miriam you fucking retard you dont even know how to reply on 4chan get the fuck off the internet. isn't it past your bedtime?
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>>548734362
topkek
>>
duuuuh. you asked for pics like that and i took them for you bc i loved you nigga.
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>>548734420
yeh he sounds it
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>>548734531
not dumping anything with a face on it cuz not a fucking asshole
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>>548734465
Good one m8
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>>548727990
I think you were still high typing this. It's like listening to a retard talk about playing video games.
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>>548734606
Continue
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>>548734465
not as if i profess to be some sort of 4chan expert. i expected to lurk and leave. and then i saw this. funny how I could tell it was you.
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>>548734606
>>548734658
thanks
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>>548734660
ur l8 m8, get up to d8
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>>548734465

man you sure showed her. Not everyone is an autistic neckbeard who spends all their free time on 4chan and huffing air duster.
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>>548734606
I'm gonna guess light rosy nipples.
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>>548734606
>not dumping anything with a face on it cuz not a fucking asshole
>not a fucking asshole
>asshole

son, it's time to stop
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>>548734606
That cucumber better have went in her butthole
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>>548734775
let us see good sir
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>>548734718
it's literally leggings and my combat boots. scandalous. i plan to be a nude model at some point in my life. i am not afraid of my body. but posting anything i sent to you privately still makes you an asshole. face or no face.
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>>548734875
then i can post face? ;)
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I think this is a troll thread. We're gonna need some timestamped tits Miriam.
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>>548734854
nipples!
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>>548734985
good point. she does want to be a nude model. lets see em bitch
>>548734995
show us your tits!
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>>548734932

Please fucking post the picture of him sucking his own cock now. You did say you would
>>
i would prefer you didn't. but you know, whatever. not as if i can really talk you out of anything being that you're already being totally insane
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>>548734932
I love you anon
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>>548734932
Hmmm... I've consulted the charts, and it does appear you were correct when you called these "saggy" OP. Although you still are a fuckwit.
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>>548735093
post the pics of him, for science of course
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>>548735076
i think this is fucked up. i don't want to retaliate because even though dylan is a disrespectful little shit he was my best friend and i do my best to respect him.
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>>548735093
show us the cock sucking saggy tits
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>>548735093
alright miriam i will now post all of your nudes on an anonymous image board. have a nice day. btw ill be in green bay in about 2 weeks buying a new bong so probalby gonna stop by moes. gimme ur schedule so i can know when to not go please anbd thank you.
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>>548735093
It is OK to post his pics now.
Moot demands it.
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>>548734854
Ah my good lad, I was a tad bit off it seems.
Lovely tots there, nonetheless, much appreciated.
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>>548727990
duster dude? really?
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>>548735280
who wants screenshots of the video of her sucking my dick?
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>>548735213
Yeah but he's being a complete dick to you for no reason. What's to lose?
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>>548735213

It is fucked up, but he is the root cause of it. Poast it please, it would make my happy. I'm a faggot after all, I would rather see a guy suck his own dick then some tits.
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>>548735248
moar
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>>548735401
even though she literally used me for 2 years of my life? yeah oayk. im the root cause. not her turning me into a sex addicted drug addicted piece of shit.shut up you fukcing white knight fuckign retard. all you wanted was tits anyways. leave.
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>>548735248
tempted to post a picture of me sucking someone else's dick along with my schedule. lol. fuck you
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>>548735248
decent face. Moar
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>>548735571
go fuck james and get herpies you dumb bitch

OH WAIT IM PRETTY SURE YOU ALREADY DID THAT. DUMBASS.
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>>548735571
do it
and then post the picture of op sucking his dick
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>>548735571
that'll show him saggy!
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>>548735360
Aye, we all want those my friend, the lurkers are dying for them.
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>>548735248
11/10 would cuddle
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>>548735643
wasn't james. ;*
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Carry on this thread gives me lolz
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>>548735571
Anon I love you! Come to.Chicago. I will show you a great time. Also post pic!
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>>548735643
dis nigga maaaad af
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>>548735734
yup this guy gets it
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>>548735248
Holly fuck Miriam, you are gorgeous.
9/11 would take down those towers
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>>548735538

She didn't do any of those things m8 you did them. I don't like tits, I like cock. I'm a faggot.

She didn't make you start huffing air duster, she didn't make you addicted to sex. Stop projecting your problems onto other people.

Harden up and stop being such a fucking pussy. Live you life and stop thinking other people made you into the peice of shit you are.

I am a drug addict. I shoot up meth and sometimes heroin almost everyday. I grew up in the ghetto. My dad fucked me sometimes leading to my tendecy to be a faggot. My cousin got me started on oxy when I was 14, but Guess what made me keep doing these things?


>it was me
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>>548735842
okay bitch. i really dont care at all. you honestly have herpies now and i will no longer ever fuck with you ever.

>>548736060
i got a good pic so she would look pretty wait till she sucks dick
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>>548736115
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
ruining my lifeeeeeee
you're a stupid bitch
i hope you kill yourselfffffff
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>>548736224
she sucked dick pretty well but other than that wasn't really taht good of a person.
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>>548736115
even sasha grey looks weird with a dick in her mouth dude. i have no shame :* if i was a guy i would think pretty much any girl looks beautiful as long as my cock was in her mouth.

sooo negative duuuuude
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>>548736310
maybe because you fucked me over out of 2 years of my life just so you COULD suck my dick. why couldn't you of just been a one night stand?
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>>548736310
so take a pic of a guys cock in your mouth right now
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>>548736115
Cutfag!
Miriam.you need to try uncut!;)
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>>548736115
>Your doctor face when your botched cut penis
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>>548736310

You are a way better person than this dylan faggot.

I like how even though he just keeps bashing you won't retaliate in kind. Not that I don't want to see the pics, but still

How the fuck did you ever put up with this faggot?
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>>548735248
Oh my fuck. You are
gorgeous.
>>548735842
Please post him sucking his own dick.
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>>548736428
juwan stahp
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up the vid as a webm OP
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>>548735842
>>548736290

It is time, post the picture of him
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>>548736394
Mah niggah!
TONIGHT! OP is NOT a faggot!

P.S.
Thanks Miriam for the spankbank material. (and OP, of course)
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>>548736394
ARE YOU REALLY THAT NAIVE TO THINK YOUR DICK IS THE ONLY ONE THAT I COULD HAVE FOUND TO PUT IN MY MOUTH? FUCK. If I JUST wanted to have sex with you I would have fucked you and left. Or, I would have found someone else that has less of a shitty fucking attitude to fuck me.
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>>548736394
>Complaining about getting laid.
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>>548736742
mad
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>>548736742
If i fly you out to California will you suck and fuck me?
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>>548736612
nah
>>548736674
yw bud
>>548736742
you literally told me "i just want to be fuck buddies" dont try to play white night on an anon image board
>>548736771
i have many girls to pick from so i dont really need to be choosey. girls come to me. many. its pretty good but sometimes you ahve to deal with crazies like mirima who lead you on for 2 years.
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This is great
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>>548736840
You are so fucked up.
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>>548736840
I told you that 2 years ago when you lived 2 hours away. I fell in love with you, idiot. Why would I have stuck around for 2 years if I didn't love you? Through the cheating and the abuse. Duuuuh duuuu duuuhhh i loved you, ya cunt. stop. you didn't seem to mind all the sex while the sex was being had so can you just be thankful that you got laid and be thankful that the bad relationship is over because I FUCKING AM
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>>548736742
Post a pic of OP!
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>>548737102
i only dated you because you verbally abused me. i dont carea bout you anymore so get the fuck out of my life. i cnat even shitpost on 4chan withoyut FUCKING everything up. get teh fuck away from me. you haven't even posted a timestamp tit pic and you've been ehre for like an hour. leave.
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>>548737102
Come on you're trying to reason a fucking retarded junkie miriam.
On a second thought I guess what you're trying to say is hurting him a lot.
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What the fuck is going on in here?
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>>548737232
Im pretty sure the consensus is that she is real lol
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This thread is full of so much win
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>>548737326
im not a junkie. i literally took a massive hit of duster and then posted this. i barley do drugs that much probably once a month a binge and do soemthing stupid. shut the fuck up.

@miriam honestly i really miss you but im glad you're out of my life. we should talk again platonicly. i really do love you.
>>
I'm curious, after all this time, what state are you all in? East Coast is my best guess
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>>548737463
dis nigga crazy af
topkek
>>
>>548737463


Man that just came across as desperate as fuck. One second you "want her the fuck out of your life" then it's "i really do love you we should talk hurr hurr"
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>>548737463
Dude... after all that you think she wants.to talk to you? Yet alone see your off the wall.ass?
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miriam message me on skype i love you. i cant just go from loving you for 2 years to hating you honestly ive liked you for 4 years. i miss you. please message me platonicly.
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>>548737463
Hahahahahaa. Jesus Christ, are you like bipolar. One second she's a cunt, another you want to get back with her, another you want to go and murder her
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>>548737232
I didn't verbally abuse you into anything. There were times where i was really emotionally unstable and I manipulated you into staying with me, yes. And I think about that often. I regret it and I'm sorry that you dealt with it. That was the first few months we dated, however. The relationship lasted longer than that and there were many periods of time where I asked you if you wanted the relationship and you said yes. So we stayed together. I'm sorry you're hurt though. Please don't kill your braincells.
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>>548737649
The fuck you talking about whiteknight she clearly stated she loves him. Im sure she'll fuck him and get back with him in a heartbeat
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>>548737678
what the fuck is happening right now
>>
>inb4 they get back together
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Man I love this thread
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>>548737712
You must be as fucked up.as him. Yall meant for eachother
>>
Carry on this thread gives me lolz
>>
>>548737712

This. Even though I hate OP for what he is, I don't want to see him kill his braincells.

Just stop doing duster and threatening to kill people. If you just do those two things I promise your life will turn around.


I still want to see that picture of him sucking his own cock. Hook it up
>>
>>548737856
i was just thinking the same thing
>>
God damn this is some shit. Can we get a mother fucking psychologist in here, I wanna know what the fuck is happening
>>
>>548737678
>>548737831

You guys should probably make up and never talk to each other again... End on good terms.
>>
>>548737869
Fucking faggot i bet you're into trap and fur threads.
>>
>>548737791
dylan is really crazy but I can be really crazy, too. I love him dearly and wish him complete happiness and mental health.
>>
this thread is proof /b/ is worst board. only on /b/ would this shit happen. i should have posted this on /mu/ and gotten banned so i could never fucking post again. taht was my idea in the first place why didnt i do it :/
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>>548738052
Honestly it sounds like you two were meant for eachother
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>>548738052
message me on skype miriam. i need to talk to you. im in a huge mess right now and you're the only person who actually cares about me for anything other than drugs alchohal or sex. please message me .
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>>548738023

Hey you can read the thread! Congrats!

I do like traps, just not trap threads on /b/. They are cancer and are boring.

I like traps. But I fucking hate fur with a passion.

What's your point?
>>
>>548737982
The last text I sent to him was very pleasant. Tried to end things on good terms multiple times
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>>548738173
hello friend
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>>548738172
Lmao you're fucking psycho
>>
Well this has been interesting to say the least. I wish the best for both of you. Even if this has been insane, whose to say what's normal or not in this fucked up society we live in. Take it easy all.

>This world is made of Love and Peace.

Sincerely,
>Anon
>>
>>548738058
Come on don't feel bad
you entertained dozens of people for more than an hour.
you disgusted to hell and back your dear love who won't ever trust you again.
you managed to discover new levels of low while she was looking at you in awe and even refused to retaliate.
that was glorious.
>>
>>548738256

At least we have one thing in common....
>>
>>548738170
no. I am not the same person I was when him and I started dating.
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>>548738058
>>
>>548738243
Dont end it. Embrace it.
Hook up with eachother fuck like no tomorrow. And when you guys are done. Have him make you a bowl of eggs and eat it all.
>>
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>>548738243
thats a lie if i've ever heard one.
if this is pleasent i am a fuckign saint.
>>
>>548738375
Wait how old are you two again?
>>
>>548738316
glad you see the beacon of light in this cumdumpster of a situation
>>
>>548738243
how does it feel to be fapped at by /b/
>>
>>548738428

Are you really fucking a 14 year old? Jesus fuck man.

When you said you had you choice of plenty of girls I didn't think you meant the middle school.
>>
>>548738428
the plot thickens
>>
>>548738606
>>548738576
she isnt 14. miriam was giving me shit because im younger than her. the girl is 18 years old.
>>
>>548727990
whats the sauce on that .gif
>>
I also told you that I hoped we could talk without problems and also said that I loved you but I guess that text conveniently didn't fit inside the screen shot. whatever. i'm on skype. let's take this elsewhere.
>>
>>548738375
Post a pic of this guy. I wanna see what he looks like
>>
>>548738696

POST THE FUCKING PICTURE OF HIM SUCKING HIS OWN DICK BEFORE YOU ABANDON THREAD

YOU FUCKING SAID YOU WOULD
>>
>>548738696
let /b/ listen in on this convo so we could give insight
>>
NOOOOOOOOO
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>>548738428
What the fuck.
>>
>>548738815
>implying /b/ gives good insight
>>
>>548738696
Put the Skype call on ustream or something. It's obvious you both like the attention
>>
Wait post more pics of Miriam Dylan I haven't came yet
>>
>>548738774
lol. I like this faggots dedication.
+1000 Internets to you
>>
>>548738774
i am above that. i don't wish to do anyone any harm in this life.
>>
>>548738945
This
>>
>>548738774
I feel like op is crazy enough to do it himself
>>
>>548739024

Then I redact my previous statement about saying I liked you.

You are a lying cunt and I hate you and dylan equally now. Hope he kills you then offs himself when you inevitably decide to take him back.
>>
>>548739024
You can harm me anytime m'lady
*Tips fedora*
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>>548738946
porn is free all over the internet. trust me there are much more attractive people that you could fap to.
>>
>>548739243
OMG WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO SEE OP SUCK, HIS, OWN, GOD, DAMNED, COCK. JUST POST THE PICTURE FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAKE
>>
>>548728895
Have a cousin who slowly progressed into addiction with that shit. He'd get so high that he'd pretty much turn into a drooling retard. I hope that shit kills you.

Also this is obvious underage shit.
>>
>>548739243
Cmon post something.of yourself. Porn isnt "real" but you sure.as hell are!
>>
>>548739243

Post the fucking picture. You really think you could do more harm than he is doing to himself.

I only want to see it so I can go to bed. Ill just open the thumbnail, say "finally", then roll over and go to sleep. That's it.

Just let me rest easy
>>
>>548739369
i just wanna see OP lmao
>>
Bamp for autofelatio
>>
If I don't see somebody sucking their own dick i'm going to fucking lose it.

Bonus points for a can of air duster in the pic
>>
>>548739024
dont you dare take this drama to skype you white trash wisconsin faggots keep it coming
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Damn this thread.... Almost same tier as pic related
>>
>>548739243
just post your ass or vagoo and this thread can end here. then you can talk to your soulmate
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Airduster. Not even once.
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>>548739243
missy if you dont post that god damned cock in the next 60 seconds there are going to be problems here
>>
>>548739697
I'm getting scoliosis just looking at this
>>
>>548739601

I was in that thread! 10/10 for making me remember that glorious op
>>
>>548739601
Backstory?
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Bittch that ain't him pic related gonna be you if you dont get some ass up on this bitch
>>
>>548732143
Fuck that. I wanna see this nigger dead by his own hand.
>>
>>548739917

The op of that thread was thinking of a way to repay his ex. /b/ naturally suggested shitting in her handbag with a timestamped pic.

He obliged and this was not enough for /b/. He proceeded to cum, piss, shit, and puke on her bag to prove he was both real and gave no fucks.

He posted the pic and epic bread was made
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>>548739846
>I was in that thread! 10/10 for making me remember that glorious op
Hahaha hahaha that shit was golden. That Op made me question so many things... Didn't he end up killing himself?
>>
>>548739917
dude was needing advice because he was trying to secretly piss in the bath with his girl in there with him and she saw the stream go out of the water, got pissed and left. people in thread tell him to shit in the tub and he does it. his girlfriend comes back in apologizing for getting so pissed but now sees hes shit in the tub and she fucking bolts and says she's getting her shit later and leaving him for good. he gets told to making himself vomit on all her shit and he does.
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