>Be dating girl for 5 years >Both virgins, only grabbed

>>548616141
inb4 wife gets raped by niggers/wife is a cheating whore

>>548616141

very interesting..

>>548616141
>Check in, get up to hotel room.
>Both pretty nervous, so we take it slow.
>shower together, make out, fondle.
>An hour and half of making out passes, I'm starting to lose focus.

>>548616141
inb4 wife is a guy, OP gets raped in the ass and loves it.

>>548616141
and now you're back in Florida ready to go on your honeymoon

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>>548616279

>>548616279
inb4 op wakes up

>>548616279
>"Sooooooooooooo.... Are we going to do this or no?"
>"Um, I don't want to."
>fukin wat.
>"It's just, we're both pretty tired from that wedding, and we've both had some to drink. Can we try tomorrow night?"
>"Bitch r u high?"
>Very long fight ensues.
>I go all Sirius Black on here (I DID MY WAITING. FIVE YEARS OF IT.)

>>548616561
>"Sooooooooooooo.... Are we going to do this or no?"

You could have prevented this...

>>548616561
Regardless whether or not you're a virgin, it's fairly common to be so exhausted from the wedding to wait until the next day to have sex. It happens to like half the people who get married.

Walk_the_dinosaur.exe

>>548616561

>..IN AZKABAN

>>548616561
inb4 some other guy took her virginity and she just want to hide it xD

Beta virgin story about a married guy.

>>548616561
>finally, after probably an hour of arguing, I convince her to try it.
>"Ok, but I need to get warmed up again. Can we make out some more?"
>We make out for ten minutes, I make a move.
>"Wait, I need more time."
>Fucking Bullshit.
>I decide to at least try and sex it up a little bit.
>Start eating her out/rubbing her clit.

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>>548616141
I was trying to listen to a record!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BfuyyZXkW4

>>548616760
>tfw cant even jerk off in azkaban because the guards will suck any happiness out of you
>tfw dementors took my feels

>>548616892
inb4 dance the dinsasour
pandomium
faggot

wanna see ending

>>548617030
This

>>548616916
>tfw dementors known the shit you think to jerk off
>tfw dementors are one of them

>>548616892
>She climaxes
>"Well, I finished, so we probably have to wait until tomorrow. Sorry, babe."
>wat the fuck. No.
>Another half hour of arguing ensues.
>Finally, FINALLY, I convince her to really try it.
>She gets on her back, legs in the air.
>I climb on top and look at her.
>Tears rushing down her face
>Instant limp dick.
>"Babe I really don't want to do this. Can we please try tomorrow?"
>"Fucking fine. I'm going to sleep. Good night."

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>1492+522
>still not prewriting green text

>>548617291
just wow, she starts to cry?

Before I continue, I promise no dinosaur, spaghetti, etc.

>>548617291
>Fast forward to day four of the honeymoon.
>Literally every night since the wedding night was a cookie cutter repeat of the night described above.

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>>548617291
>mfw Cock blocked by your wife on your wedding night

>>548617291
inb4 she claims rape

>>548616892
inb4 You broke up and now some other guy fucked her hard only after a week from meeting. Doing all sorts of stuff with her, that she would never do with you. She is fucking him right now, while you sit here.

Remember, the longer you wait the less chance woman will take to ruin relationship by having sex with you

>>548617291
What the (blocked) fuck?

>>548617442

That's what you get for going down on her.

If she's refusing to consummate, you can get the marriage annulled.

>>548617487
this

Lesbian

>>548617574
This. How old are you? You may still have time to lay pipe in hot puss.

dont do a rodger

>>548617442
ib4 she's not a virgin, trying to hide it.

>>548617827
This, unfortunately.

>>548617463
MOAR OP.

You didn't consummate on the wedding night so it's already null and void

inb4 you both are plebs

>>548617442
>Night four arrives, and I'm getting wildly impatient.
>I absolutely insist that we try tonight, and if she says no, this marriage isn't going to work

(I'm not even sure if its true or not, but I told her that since we hadn't consummated the marriage, I could get an annulment.)

>We try. (well, at least, I do.)
She allows me to climb on top of her, but every time my dick approaches the pussy, she squirms, wriggles, and (literally) screams.

It wasn't a pain scream, or a anger scream. If you all could've seen the look on her face... It was geniune terror. My wife was honestly, 100% terrified of sex. I could see it.

>inb4 teeth

https://www.youtube.com/user/GAGSNETWORK

>>548617950
Holy shit op, Buy a fucking flashlight,

Shit man, thought life

>>548617950
... i feel you man

>>548617950
Would you buy a car without taking it for a test drive first?

>>548617950
Dump that bitch

>>548617950
Let me guess, she been raped.

>>548617950

Well fucking A dude ask her about it maybe she got raped or some shit

>>548617950
Goddamnit OP, you should have done anal. Everybody knows a womans first time should be in the pooper.

>>548617950
She was raped?

This is why waiting until marriage is complete bullshit.

>>548617950
Damn it OP, you didn't stick your dick in crazy, you married it

I had a wife once she was chubby but the sex was amazing then after a year it dried up so I left her for a skinny hot blonde with sex on tap.
Op should do the same

Killed her and then some old style necrophilia

>>548618097
I wouldn't download a car

>>548617950

This is the psychological and physiological damage forcing yourself to "wait" until marriage for sex does.

You're going to have erection problems and she's terrified of it.

>>548618150
>>548618165
>>548618230
This. No other reason to be so afraid of a dick.

wow OP you suck at life and your wife is a bitch

my story
>be virgin all throughout college
>got drunk so many times when I could have
>glad I didn't so girls couldn't claim rape
>be 25
>awesome girlfriend
>second week going out sex her up
>fuck like rabbits now

>>548618060

What's he gonna do with a flashlight? Point it at her vajajay to calm her down.

What he needs is either rape or a fleshlight

>>548617950
>"*Wife's name* What the fuck is wrong?"
>*sobbing* I don't know. I don't. I'm just so scared. I can't do this. I can't.

>End honeymoon with both of us virgins. (btw, no blowjob or anything for me... Fucking bullshit.)
>She seeks out sexual therapy or some shit.
>we pay 80 FUCKING DOLLARS A WEEK FOR A MONTH for her to see this therapist and talk about her issues with sex.
>"So, how do you feel about sex? you think you're ready to try?"
>"No. Not even close. We may have to wait a year or so."
>Two more months go by. I've been married 3 months and I'm a fucking virgin.

Ya'll can imagine my thought process. I thought about going to strip clubs, cheating, getting hookers. Anything to get my dick wet.

>>548617950
>(I'm not even sure if its true or not, but I told her that since we hadn't consummated the marriage, I could get an annulment.)
It is true. I seent it happen on Friends when Ross and Rachael got married in Vegas

Tie her up and force it in her. Is she a feminist?

>>548618097
THIS

>>548618497
fucking dump that shit, you HAVE to have sex during marriage

>>548618393
>>548618393

I would download a fucking truck if I could

>>548618497
what is she scared of?

>>548618608
>a fucking truck

is that like a bang bus?

>>548618497
is that the end?

Ban her from sleep until she puts out

>>548618497

if you weren't an inexperienced virgin you could probably get her horny enough for sex easily.

your lifelong christian indoctrination has failed you, you've missed many joys of life as time starts speeding up and you get older

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>>548618497
>getting married just to have sex

You have made a tragic error

This is the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen on /b/. And I've seen a lot.

>>548618497

Well what is that bitch saying during the fucking therapy

SOLVE THE FUCKING ISSUE AND FUCK ALREADY

>>548618497
You need to divorce her. You're being used.

>>548618716
It better not be,

>>548618497

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't commit to a lifelong contract with a product I didn't get to at least try out first.

>>548618497
I'm never for cheating, but this time, this one time, I feel that you have a pass. Go b out there, get a hooker, and take care of yourself.

>>548618497
That bitch probably is highly narcissistic and don't have a really good opinion of you. If she cared about you, her fear would be overwhelmed by her love for you. Dump that bitch, or openly cheat on her, it's all what she deserves.

>>548618512
The Roman Catholic Church says it's grounds for an annulment. And they take that shit seriously.

C'mon guys! We're supposed to baww at Op's sad story, show some consideration for that poor fucker.

>>548618497
We can imagine your thought process but it's better if you tell us anyway.

>>548618497
Take step by step, ease her into it by associating sex with happiness (lol).

>>548618662

Yeah its a pick up with a hot tub in the back

You never seen redneck muddin muff stuffers before?

Wait, so has used a dildo/experienced any kind of penetration at all?

>>548618847
This.

>>548618752

Remaining a virgin until your wedding night was designed with good intentions. That way the guy who marries a girl gets to raise his OWN kids instead of someone else's, and the family can guilt him into sticking around.

However, the whole system was intended for people to pair off at 12-15 years old, not 22 or something later.

>>548616141
>wife has penis

>>548618497
>
OP you can't leave us hanging like this! Did you get it in or not?!

>>548618497
>Spring time rolls around. She gets really bad allergies, and has pretty strong medications for it.
>She takes the pills before bed, and they knock her the fuck out.
>I stay up one night marathoning HIMYM and she takes her pills and goes to bed.
>I hear a meowing at the door, and I open it up.
>Our cat walks in, covered in shit and blood
>Wat the fuck are you serious.
>Bring the cat into the bedroom to tell my wife.
>The smell could have woken up a hibernating bear.
>I turn on the tub, and go to wake her up.
>Nothing. Boys, I mean fucking NOTHING. She is out like a light.
>I realize its her meds, and just say fuck it and bathe the cat my self.

inb4 some "pussy" joke.

>>548618497
how was the marriage besides that? was she a good wife? was she good looking? were you good looking?

>>548618497

you're a fuckin idiot for waiting 5 years.

you try to have sex with her 2 weeks after you meet her, then you know right away she's got these extreme mental issues.

maybe give her a couple months to come around, if not you leave.

That way you've only wasted a couple months of your life, not 5 years. idiot. Of course, you proclaim your a power couple at your church, so calling you an idiot is redundant.

>>548619003

ohhh boy. we all know what's coming.

>>548618512
sine coetu, nulla nuptia facta est.

ain't no fuckin', ain't no marriage.

>>548618807
It's right. No sex, no marriage

>>548619003
keep the irrelevant stuff away please

That's what religion does to a lot of people. Scare tactics they use have a lasting effect. She was probably force fed some bullshit that sex was the devil taking over.
Op, you need to get her naked turn off all the lights get naked too. Start messing around. Get in missionary position with her. Start kissing her while slowly trying to work your dick in her pussy. If she squirms and squeals tell her you are not going to put it in. Keep trying to get it in. Once you get it in she will love it and feel stupid for putting it off

This is some bullshit.

>>548619003
>Nothing. Boys, I mean fucking NOTHING. She is out like a light.
>I realize its her meds, and just say fuck it and bathe the cat my self.
i take back what i said. you're a demented idiot.

>>548619003
lol. i know where this is headed

Also, unrelated

>why are my captcha images showing up with only a picture and not a word?

>>548618953

Not to mention the whole process is unnecessary with modern DNA testing.

>>548619003
>inb4 everybody walk the dinosaur

>>548619101
nah there's going to be some bullshit pun at the end.

>>548619003
>>I realize its her meds, and just say fuck it and bathe the cat my self.
inb4 OP's wife has a cat fetish

>>548616141
You're a fucking idiot, you mean you had a female friend for 5 years.

>>548619003
Let me guess: she isn't virgin.

she dead!

>>548618847
No OP. Don't bother to do that, she's not worth it and probably don't even love you. Dump her. Or you'll be trapped with a woman who is afraid of sex for the rest of your life. Therapists are useless. And even if she lets you put your dick in her. You will never NEVER have a good sexual life, you will never get blowjobs, and all you will have is once per year sex in missionary position with breaks every minute so she doesn't panic

>>548619003
Dude just rape her, ssrly shes your wife bro

>>548619219
ding ding.
wife already has 9 nigger babies stashed away.

>>548619003
OP loses his virginity to his sleeping wife

>>548618779
agreed


but seriously OP, i had a gf like your wife. she wanted to do stuff, but before we got too far (to give you an idea i'd be sucking on her nipples and she'd be moaning and saying how turned on she was getting, etc etc) she'd say that's enough because it was still a relatively new relationship and she didn't want to look like a slut (even though i lived over an hour away and had never even met any of her friends, blah blah blah), so someone (another anon on a thread a while ago actually) said stop while she's enjoying it, make the decision that you know she's going to make sooner or later, but make it on her terms. so, the next time i saw her and we started messing around a little, i waited til she was turned on and enjoying herself for sure, then "ok, that's enough, don't wanna go too far, let's go get some food or something", and doing this two or three times, it worked like a charm. you'll need to do it before you get her off, but make sure she's (as she puts it) "warmed up" first

>>548619003
>A few more days pass, and I tell her that her meds really konk her the fuck out, more than she knows.
>At this point, sex has been pretty much put off the table. We don't even really bring it up anymore.
>She goes to sleep one night, and I start jerking it. (this had become somewhat of a ritual.)
>the cat jumps onto the couch with me.
>I think back to the cat being covered in shit, and her sleeping through it.
>"Hold on...."
>"It's time, god dammit."

>and that's when I discovered /b/

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she doesn't love you or your pleasure would count for something inher mind. clearly it doesn't at all, does it now. your happiness apparently means jack shit to her.
you done goofed boy.

>>548619003
For a second there, when you said "hear meowing at the door", I honestly thought your wife was half-cat or something out of a fucking hentai.

God, I've been into this shit too much.

>>548619003
OP, are you just recounting an episode of Strange Sex ver batim? Cause there was one about some muslim couple with the exact same problem. If not, I'm sayin this could be legit, they takled about how its like an existing psychological condition in cultures and societies where premarital sex is hyper taboo.

That dudes face for the entire episode was pretty much your face right now. He was pretty unintelligent, just like you, and you could see his rage just overpowering his brain.

>>548619491
Also yeah its pretty obvious at this point

OP actually fucks his cat

>>548619267
this

>>548619517
That's legally rape, shit head.
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

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>>548619517
>It's time, god dammit

>>548619517
Happening

>>548619648
Don't be silly, you can't rape your wife.

>>548619120
THIS.... religion really fucks some people up.

>>548619517
ITS HAPPENING

>>548619648
>>548619648

>You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

Oh he knows exactly what he is getting into

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>>548619003

This will be the news story of the guy who drugged his wife and "raped" her for years

>>548619517

>I fucked the cat

>>548619648
are you a feminist or something?

>>548619517
It's habbening

>>548619776
Legally speaking, yes you can.

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>>548619517

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>>548619517
He put the pussy in her pussy

Calling it

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>>548619865
Where the hell do you live? Marriage = sex contract.

>>548619846
No, he's a newfag.

>>548619937
this

>>548619807
>>548619830

Sides, this is ground control, do you read me?

. . we've lost contact, they are out of orbit. .

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Faget OP. U need to prewrite this shit

>>548619937
inb4 literally no vagina.

no penor either, just a clit and lips with no opening.

>>548619648
nigga im pretty sure he isn't commentating on this as hes doing it,hell im sure this never even happened

>>548619830
i literally died from this.

>>548619517
It was about that time OP.

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get ready faggots

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Damn you OP for not typing this up ahead of time.

This is a moral conundrum.

All that stuff about "men think they are entitled to sex" is very problematic, due to our nature. This case has be baffled. In this case HE IS ENTITLED to sex. Thats the whole point of marriage. If he rapes her, thats obviously a crime, but morally speaking I feel like he is entitled to sex.

>>548619846
No.
I was in a similar predicament.
>Dated a girl for 3 years in high school
>No sex, just "heavy petting" for 2 years
>2 year anniversary rolls around
>Got dat bitch a necklace
>Bitches love necklaces
>Quick blowjob and then sexy tiem ensues
>Make sexy tiems pretty much anytime no one is around.

I gotta tell you, when she's ready its so much better than getting sent to county on some rape charges.

if this is not shit copypasta and rings of truth in its conclusion, i am standing by to cap for posterity

inb4 Bel air

>>548619996
See ya in jail. You cant forcefuck your wife.

>>548619517
OP HURRY THE FUCK UP. I'M 19 MINUTES LATE FOR LUNCH.

>>548617487
beat me to it

captcha: whyboo thick

>>548619517
>In the middle of the night, I drive to walmart to buy rope and duck tape.
>Pass a 24 hour "adult store," and decide this is probably the better alternative (Yes, I'm going to rape her, but I love her.)
>Buy some kind of "pleasure tape" and restraints.
>Come back, kick the cat out of the room.
>As she sleeps, I carefully position her how I want her, and tie her up, and put the tape over her mouth.
>Naturally, even with her meds, she kind of stirs, and gains about 10% consciencness.
>Enough to know something is going on, but not enough to gather WHAT is going on.
>After I get her restrained, and quieted, I wake her up for real (I had to use water.)
"Look, here's the deal. I'm going to have sex with you tonight. You are free to say no, right now, but if you even hesitate, I'm walking out the door."
>The look of terror flashes in her eyes, but I think the situation has shown her that I'm serious now.
>She won't say no. She wont say yes. She just starts sobbing, muffled through the tape.

op gogogo

>>548620185
sexy tiems? Are you fucking 12?

>>548620224
noice

>>548620257
This is gon be guud

>>548618758
this

OP has rused us. Or his wife found the thread and is now calling the cops on OP for putting a cat in her vagina.

>>548620257
why did you even give her a choice, just fucking do it

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>>548620257
what the fuck anon

>>548620257

OP is trolling, noone in his right mind would be that stupid.

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>>548620257
Did you say this?

>>548620257
Calling bullshit til OP provides pics of beaten/bound/gagged/etc. wife

>>548620257
I like where this is going

>>548620257
About fucking time anon becomes a man

>>548620257
>its okay its love rape

>>548620257
>>The look of terror flashes in her eyes, but I think the situation has shown her that I'm serious now.

ya dun goofed OP

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>>548620257
Oh my god this is even better than what i thought

>>548620257
Wait, why would you wake her up? Just fuck her while she is unconscious from the meds and she won't even know it has happened.

>ITT Op bounds and rapes his wife

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>>548620257
Yes!

I'll bet OP is the kind of guy that would buy a car without driving it first.

>>548620217
Why not? She's mine to have and hold.

>>548620257

Is it now when shrek enters into the room and you are the one being raped?

>>548620257
>>Yes, I'm going to rape her, but I love her

>>548620436
If true: *ex-wife

>>548620257
Kinkyyyyyyy...

>>548620257
op makes his wife an hero

>>548620427
maybe he's not in his right mind due to buildup of horniness due to his "wife"

>>548620436
why would he beat her? he just wanted to fuck his wife.

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>>548620257
>restrain her and put tape on her mouth
>"consent to sex or I'm leaving"

I don't think you did this right OP

>>548620074
charge your phone dipshit

>>548620127
Go back to Tumblr faggot

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>>548620313
Yes, anon.
Im a twelve year old who dated a girl in high school for 3 years.
Great detective work, Columbo.
You've cracked the case.

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>>548620481

>>548620257
anon your wife has some serious fucking issues why would you do that to her? She was probably molested as a child or something

>>548620257
>rape is only okay when you're in love and married
i cant wait for marriage

>>548620434
>every fucking time
>that face

>>548620257
>duck tape

>>548620579
Op is going to rape her, if she doesnt like it, he's leaving her.

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>>548620257

>>548620257
Good job OP. Glad you decided to be a man and defend your property rights by demanding your right to sex with your wife (who is your property).

>>548620257

Why the fuck did u wake her up?!

>>548620459
>this

I mean, rape is wrong, but you're logic is non existent; if you do it while she's asleep and doesn't remember at least you didn't scar her with the whole experience

Really though you should have just jerked it and been supportive. She's your wife, damn it

>>548620696
Sandnigger detected

>>548620313
Yes. What is this?

>>5486206857

chortled/10

>>548620485
Is internet access in Saudi Arabia so restricted that you can't research the laws of other countries, but you can go on 4chan?

>>548620715
If all it took was water to wake her up, what do you thing busting her hymen is gonna do?

>>548620685
top lel

hurry op. is the pussy in the pussy?

>>548620653
>>548620653

Hes going to fix sexually related trauma

with rape

>inb4 hymen doesn't bust upon instertion

>>548620257
>I know that if I hesitate anymore, I wont do it, so I clamber on top of her, and without thinking, pour lube on my dick and smash it in.
>The screams, ya'll. Like a Mandrake from Harry Potter.
>I tune her out, and just keep pumping.
>sobbing, crying, screaming, shrieking, and squirming.
>Our upstairs neighbor starts pounding on the foor.
>Next door on both sides begin making noise.
>Our downstairs neighbor comes up to see what all the noise is about.
>He knocks. I'm in the zone. I ain't stopping for no man.
>He here's the screaming and shrieking, and becomes concerned.
>mfw I left the door unlocked, and the fucker barges in on me raping my god damn wife.

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>>548620762
No, marriage is a contract agreement. The man provides money etc and the women allows the man to monopolise sexual relations with her.

>>548620669
Best face

>>548620674
quack

>>548620874
works every time

I somewhat believed this until the last post by OP

>>548620904
wow....

>>548620904
YOU FUCKED UP OP

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Would everyone be so kind to

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THIS THREAD IS POSTED FULL AND 404 BEFORE OP CAN'T EVEN FINISH HIS FUCKING STORY??

God fucking damn it!

>>548620884
Hymens can burst in a lot of other ways. It's got to be obnoxiously loud queefing or something silly like that that she's nervous about.

>then the cat walks in, covered in blood and shit

>>548620762
And she should have been supportive and wet his dick after 5+ years of commitment.

>>548620904

:)

>>548620904

You dun goof'd OP

>>548620904
holy shit you have to be joking dude

>>548620802
>busting her hymen

That's kind of a myth. If she ever rode a bike or a horse or did sports or used tampons then she's already stretched or torn it and it won't tear during a sex

>>548620904
:)

>>548620904
hue

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>>548620786
You're retarded.

>>548620904
Awesome dude!
Congratulations on finally losing your virginity.

>>548620904
>rape wife
>leave door unlocked
>no gag
christ m8

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>>548620904
too funny

>>548620904
>He here's

>>548620904
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoim gonna post this in 9gag lool so many thumb ups XD

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>>548620904

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>>548620904


Well you just ruined it OP.
Confirmed for fake.

>>548620874
OP should have just fucked the cat :'(

>>548620904
>duct tape over mouth
>screams so loud that everybody and there mother can hear.

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>>548620257

Are you quite sure this is true?

>>548620904

Imb4

>walk the dinosaur

Wasting everyones time OP, noone is this stupid.

what you did was wrong, i mean just bad. you have fucked her up forever
just get a fucking annulment and and she can go fuck herself

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>>548620904
>mfw I left the door unlocked, and the fucker barges in on me raping my god damn wife.

how rude

>>548621098

hahahaha so fucking true, jesus dude

>>548616673
Nothing happens when I cclicked on this exe

What did it do?

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>>548621012
Chill out bro.

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>>548620904
This is so much better than I thought it would be. 10/10 OP

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>>548620904
How many fucking neighbors do you have

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>>548621119
Go die 9gag faggot.

>Pic is you

>>548620921
Um, no
>welcome to the modern world

2/10 troll for making me reply

>>548621098
ib4 dinosaur

>>548620802
She was raped as a kid, no hymen left

>>548621167
If you,had any sort of comprehension skills you'd know it was fuck.

>Screamed despite "duck" tape on her mouth

>>548621098
Fuckin rookie lrn2raep

>>548620904
I hope you killed that fucking neighbor with your dick still erect, who the fuck does he think he is by entering in people's home like this ? Fucking mongoloid

>>548621097
Yeah, be proud!

>>548621203
You have to have a gold pass