humiliate me taking orders mache alles
Ive been missing these threads.
>>547699694
oh thx, you are nice
shit in hand
>>547699883
After you shit in your hand. Put a banana in your arse and write "I'm a filthy nigger" somewhere on your body.
>>547700662
sry dont have
>>547700745
Then put something else in your arse. With a shoe on your head.
send all your money to [email protected] via paypal then fuck yourself with a plunger
>>547699436
Show us your muscles!
>>547699436
Show us your fridge! I wanna see what slaves eat
>>547702195
Make yourself something nice to eat! Show us your skill
middle fingers in ears
shoe on head
iss senf und erdbeeren
rub shit on chest
Put your own dick in your asshole
>>547700389
this
Bite your nipple, I know you can reach it
>>547704296
>>547704584
cant reach nipple and asshole
>>547699436
Tie your balls together with rope
>>547704662
too bad, here's another one
lay on back, take photo while peeing on your face (or chest will do)
Finger your asshole
is that baloney on the left of the 3rd shelf from top in your fridge?
that should fit in your ass
and show us your pantry, I need inspiration
Grab your dick and put a lot of mayonnaise on it
Wear a t-shirt as pants
spank your butt with a ruler till it's red and sore
Good man >>547706023
put Poo in your mouth
Put a cucumber up your ass
>>547706175
thx
>>547706234
uhh thats disguting
I thought you wanted to be humiliated you slut. Fucking put some in your mouth.
>>547706764
ok ok. u are right
Good boy.
>>547707139
yes. thx. i have done this for you
where is your mother ?
>>547699436
Da ist dieses eine Mädel. Übelste fickgeile Sub. Aber ich bin ein schüchterner 30jähriger Milchbubi. Was tun?
>>547707207
whaaat? why?
>>547707207
lol'd
>>547707268
omg und da fragste mich? also aufreißen ist jettz nicht meine stärkste disziplin, also nicht meine allerstärkste jedenfalls
>>547707460
warst länger nicht hier oder?
>>547707592
oh ja. allerdings
post a picture of your history
>>547707654
na dann, willkommen zurück!
wie wärs mit wäscheklammern auf nippel?
>>547708038
hm danke. hoffe nur kurz
>>547699436
You've already humiliated yourself in this picture
>>547699436
scratch your balls
>>547707460
Du hast Frau und Kinder. Irgendwie scheints bei dir doch geklappt zu haben. Und ich will ja nich die Gottlösung, sondern nur ne Hilfestellung.
>>547708240
yes, maybe
shave head
Mach dir eine schleife um den penis wie bei enem geschenk und halte ein schild mit dem namen aaron herrmann hoch
stick a ballpoint pen in your peehole
>>547708450
danke, kannst abmachen falls nicht schon geschehen
Please write: 600 on your body with poo
Draw a swastika on yourself and run outside naked, greeting everyone with a Nazi salute and a "Seig Heil"
hold up a sign in one hand that says "bergen is my master" and hold the shit in the other hand. Also look divine like you've reached enlightenment and stare straight ahead
>>547699436
dribble on your cock
>>547709523
where is your face? hold the shit and sign next, so i could see your face
>>547709610
cant show face
>>547699436
Hang yourself
>>547709676
alright then, do a backflip
Put poo on head
>>547708612
>>547707460
Muss ich erst wieder deine Privatinfos posten, bis du hilfst?
Please write SHESTO on paper and hold it with poo.
>>547699436
get some counselling
>>547699436
Write WHORE on wall with shit
earn your cfa and become a wall street trader
>>547709773
ups. oh nein. bitte nicht shcon wieder
SET PUPBES ON FIRE!
poop while doing a hanstand
Schreibe leserlich "Ich liebe Patrick Kappl" auf deinen bauch und greif dir dabei auf einen Nippel.
>>547710079
Sie mag anal nicht und sieht nichtmal besonders aus, 4/10. Ich hab eigentlich nichtmal Motivation sie zu ficken. Aber ich will mind. einmal ausprobieren ein devotes Stück zu zerficken. Also, Tips, bitte.
master technical analysis and start working for a prestegious investment firm
predict the next stock market crash by hiring global experts and start doing your research
short sell against the deutsche bank
Write "BÃ¥rd is a cunt" right above your dick with a marker.
improve your credit rating
Post a sign saying:
"Dexento is a fag"
have a stable investment portfolio
become a hedge fund manager
>>547710437
>>547710563
Zwing mich doch nicht dazu.
Be a dog
Why the fuck even doing this?
get an interview in goldman
>>547710982
pic vergessen.
>>547711040
na toll
hold up a piece of paper saying "jochem is a huge fgt"
hold up a sign in one hand that says "bergen is my master" and hold the shit in the other hand
this time light the paper or the shit on fire
Place strawberry in ass
Post a sign saying
xSherryx is fat
go out on the street naked
Pour water up your nose/ass
>>547711923
that was barely any fire.
throw the shit in the toilet and flush it
Can't you get hard you little bitch?
Dress like a woman you slut
Fucking whore
>>547711595
too much people there
Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.
schreib auf nen zettel "liza, aufstehen! zeit zum ficken"
Insert somethin long thick and cock shaped in your asshole
>>547713018
janitors, mods etc are not allowed to identify themselves as such. so if you were, which you're obviously not, moot wouldn't do anything else than take your privileges and bitchslap your ass off 4chan, faggot.
put two clothespegs on your nipples and shove a toothpick up your peehole