Hey /b/, so I got some stories about this overweight feminist

Here's a fucked up one, I'll get to her feminist shit later, but this one is fucked up.

>Math
>Geometry to be specific
>Martha not talking at all, even to her GBR
>Thank Christ I have peace
>Sudden gasp in room
>Cheerleader sports chick stands up pointing at Martha while people gasp and shit
>Turn to Martha
>Blood
>Like quite a bit of blood
>All over her desk
>Holy Christ the blood guys
>Teacher asks what happened
>Martha stays quiet
>Bitch has a razor.
>This bitch just sliced her wrist open in class
>Rushed to Nurses and then hospital
>She didn't come back for like, a week.
>Suspended for having a weapon
>Janitor's used a towel for the blood
>Everyone talks about it for weeks.

Moar on the way

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Here's another fucked up one

>Martha sits right behind me in Psychology
>One day she throws her book bag down in a fit of her own bitchiness or something
>Her shit falls out of the bag
>One girl goes to help her pick it up
>Gay porn
>Like, rule 34 type hand drawn gay porn
>A folder of it
>Whatthefuck.webm
>Mr. Ganja laughs it off

>About a week later
>She comes to her desk
>Starts placing porn neatly across her desk
>Everyone staring like whattheholyfuck
>Mr. Ganj asks her what the hell she's doing
>She literally tells him
>"Well if you all saw it last time it's ok, right?"
>She literally though this was acceptable behaviour
>Even Mr. Ganja is like goddammit
>She's given two Friday detentions.

Ok I got a great Feminist story coming up

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Feminism story, as promised:

>A couple sits a few seats down from me
>We'll call them Jack and Jill
>Mr. Ganja is out
>They're making out fiercelessly
>Like getting it on
>Martha notices
>Martha takes action
>First she bitches to her Great BArrier Reef about how they're both disgusting and awful and that the man is just a pig
>Then Martha moves near them
>Pushes Jack
>Starts ranting about how he's a pig and how he's making Jill uncomfotable
>Both of them are like wtf
>Jack and Jill move
>Martha left there to wallow in her victory
>Tells her GBR that the two are going to hell

I'm so confused /b/

>>547598291
we need a hate thread going

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>>547599710
yes we do

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>>547599710
fat woman hate thread confirmed

>>547600368
I thought it was a feminist hate thread. Why not both?

>>547598291
nice ID FaT-ty

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>>547600551
Fuck

i wana know what she looks like

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>>547598291

was it this bitch. also, this thread:

>>547598018

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Heres some genuine 100% wackjob for you all

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Alright since the thread is picking up a bit, here's another story

>Everyday, Martha brings in food
>Like a full bag of Dorritos
>Or some Weeaboo Pockys.
>Fuck Pocky is actually pretty good
>Anyway, this bitch keeps all the food to herself, and eats lunch
>Then complains that she's overweight
>One day someone gets tired of her constant bitching and talking over everyone else to fish for a compliment
>One of Jacks friends tells her to stop eating so much
>Martha offended
>Martha smash
>She shoves the desk down
>Grabs her food but not her backpack
>Storms out
>She's found 30 minutes later eating in the girls bathroom

She is literally insane

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>>547601647
She actually sounds like a complete psycho. Here's some more feminism retardation for you all to enjoy.

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>>547601647
Continue..

>>547600931
Fuck you for making me remember.

Tall for a fatty, weeaboo covered in anime attire, fandom buttons carpeted her backpack, and she had a giant goddamned mole on her cheek that I stared at when I came into school high. Multiple chins, she actually tried leggings that you could tell weren't holding up well under the leg fat.

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Here's some OC. Shows feminist double standards in action.

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>>547601647
MOAR GODDAMNIT MOAR

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more feminazis in action

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>>547602116

All right

>Post cutting herself in school
>She gets a tattoo

Guys before I go on, I swear to god this almost made me throw up

>Just on her poorly hidden cleavage
>A dove
>A fucking dove
>She told all of her Great Barrier reef friends it symbolized freedom or some shit
>Principal notices
>Probably threw up a bit in his mouth
>Tells her she needs to wear less exposing clothes
>She comes in one day with a doctor who shirt
>Except
>Fucking except, /b/
>She cut a hole where the tattoo is
>Like right above the breast, just her flabby skin
>In cafeteria
>I swear to god
>Nip slip
>I gagged

Her nipple was the size of a fucking bowling ball.

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>>547598291
Jesus holy fucking shit, OP. Your ID has so much to do with your stories that its fucking scary.
Based god is with you on this one, give us more!

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>>547603070
where I'm from we call those "pancake nipples" and looks like you just got breakfast.

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bumping

Hope y'all screenshoting this.

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>>547603258
Fuck, you guys really love these, shit ok I have more

>Free time in class
>I'm idle mindedly doing homework but listening to the conversations around the room
>Martha feminazi ranting
>Black section of our class pointing and laughing
>This is after the cutting shit
>Martha notices and bitches about it tp the other Whales

This is where shit went down /b/, I'm going to tell you it how I remember it.

>Martha is heard loudly say "Nigger"
>Room quiet
>I slowly turn and prepare myself
>One of the blacks stands up, her name was Uniqua or Shaquira or something black
>She asks Martha what the fuck she just said
>Martha gets quiet and says nothing

>In one swift motion, the black girl grabs Martha and slams her head into the table so hard it bounces back up a bit
>Teacher subdues nigger lady, I think her weave fell off
>Martha falls to the floor in the fetal position crying for attention
>One of the black guys fists bumps me in excitement
>Martha pretends to throw up in the trash can
>She's suspended for racism

>>547602586
Feminists are blinded by dogma. Equality is equality. Deciding to have (or terminate) a child is ultimately a woman's choice, and should be unfettered and unrestricted. But if it is the woman's decision, it must be the woman's responsibility. If you want the man's support, you need the man's consent

>>547604396
>suspended for racism
What are you, British?

>>547604396
this thread is amazing

>>547604359
I'm on it, posting in a second. I'll update as op provides more stories.

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>>547604359
>>547604778
Here you guys go:

>>547604396
Can ALWAYS rely on the reactive violence of the niggers. Every. Damn. Time.

>>547604957
Crop out the useless bits, duh. Leave the stories.

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>>547604359
Martha must live on forever

>Near end of Junior year
>Martha has turned Emo
>I'm talking lip piercings, fucking Asking Alexander and BOTDF t-shirts.
>She found the single most insane thing she could do
>Whenever anyone angered her, she would write their name in a fucking Death Note

>Get curious
>A friend and I steal it

I really fucking wished we hadn't done this

>We open it
>Principal, teachers, shit loads of student.
>Things like brutal mutilation in very graphic detail through multiple lines.
>I'm in there
>"Killed by hanging with his own guitar strings"
>Hand book to principal
>Suspended for about 3 weeks

>>547604396
I loled. I have seen those fem niggers fight and they just get fucking nasty. At my younger sisters school there is currently a student name (and I fucking kid you not) "Koolaide". Its just too fucking good. They can't even fucking spell.

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>>547601647
Moar
I want moar

>>547605175
You were suspended for 3 weeks for her making what could be seen as death threats?

>>547605435
she was suspended for 3 weeks, genius

>>547605435

im pretty sure he means she was suspended

>>547605435

I believe the hambeast was the one being suspended.

>>547605508
>>547605584
Oh, good. The way he put it I thought he got suspended for taking the book

>>547598384
>furry artist
lel

>>547605435
She was suspended.
>>547604597
USA, just overly sensitive school, Zero Tolerance and such bullshit

Ok well here's how she was expelled.

>Emo Martha gets connections
>Emo Martha temporarily a dealer
>Asks me if I want to buy some weed
>Fuck that shit it's probably poisoned
>She gets caught selling SHROOMS on campus
>Expelled

The last I heard of Martha, she moved to fucking California with her mom. An old friend recently said she was addicted to heroin but I'm not 100% sure.

>>547602586
>OC
Go back and save me a non-compressed PNG motherfucker
>20fucking14
>taking screenshots as jpg

>>547605361
>>547605361
Holy Christ that's amazing.

>>547606187
Someone cap em'

>>547606187
And so ends the legend of Martha... You know, it's really sad to think people like this exist.

>>547604597
probabley a school in buttfuck California. There's gays walking around our campus at all times, not that that's a problem, but it's fucking annoying when they go up in front the entire class and tell you not to use the word faggot. Fuck sensitivity...we all have feelings but people need to start to toughen up.

archive this shit now

>>547603480
Men rape because they are the physically superior sex.
Women would be doing it if they were more powerful.
Straight from wikipedia motherfucker.

>>547606343
4archive.org , m8. I already archived the thread, but we'll need to rearchive it for every new Martha post. Speaking which, I should archive again.

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>>547606291
here's her birthday cake

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>>547606418
it's made me happy to be apart of this thread OP.

>>547605361
Quite awhile ago at my school (during Middle School) a bunch of the local retards that went there , everybody called them the "speds", created a gang. They fucking named it the "Spades" and drew a fucking spade on their wrists. One of them went around on SCHOOL GROUNDS asking if people wanted to be in their gang.

>>547605175
>>I'm in there
>>"Killed by hanging with his own guitar strings"
That's actually pretty creative

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Captured

Haha love this thread op

>>547598291
>goddamn curtousey sake, I pre-typed this shit.
Thank you based OP

>>547606992
Good man.

i personally dont like feminism because women are supposed to be delicate and stay pretty. This whole *we are strong females* takes away the point of being a gentleman. Like you can open the door yourself if you are equally strong then. And actually its not like we are equal. Men have peepees and girls have buuhbeess

also

>>547604530
agree

>>547606992
yotsuba theme please

>>547606187
>she moved to fucking California

GOD BLESS AMERICA I CAN FUCK THIS UGLY SLUT

>>547606992
nice

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>>547598384
>tries to kill herself
>suspended for having a weapon

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>>547606787
I'm with you friend.

And just for the fuck of it, to keep proof if I post another Martha thread, here's some future proof it's me.

I was a bit of a faggot back then and now

>>547606187
>expelled for selling shrooms
>addicted to heroin
HOLY SHIT OP
Just where in California did the whale blubber off to?

>>547606418
they exist so we can get sum lulzz

>>547601279
Haha she never responded as fa as i could tell

>>547598291
What? Pre-typed OC and a genuine CP thread in the same night?

/b/?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?

>>547605787
>suspended for saying "nigger"

>niggress not suspended for slamming someones head againt the desk

Truly disgusting, OP
Big praise for the story tho

>>547607429
JEFFERSON County?
That "Cardinal" looks similar to some of the UofL shizz

So Martha is already on Reddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/269ckn/the_legend_of_martha/

It's like they need something to power their shitty community.

>>547607741
where the hell is this cp thread?

>>547608108
Wow, what fags. they cant even come up with their own fucking content

>>547607849
Nope.

>>547608108
topkek. those stupid niggers. I KNOW YOU CAN HERE ME REDDIT FAGS!!!

>>547608108
KEK
Shall we downvote brigade?

>>547607429
OP You are hot!!!! singlee??

>>547607849
Nigga does that LOOK like Jefferson would fit in that much space with that font to you?

You are so fucking stupid I can't even.

>>547603048
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUCKING WRONG WITH BEING A GUY OR A GIRL?!

>>547598291
When I was in the 4th grade I had a very pushover teacher. Whenever nobody would do what she said she'd always be on the verge of tears and scream: "IF I WAS A MAN I BET YOU'D LISTEN!!".

I felt pity for her and she actually scarred me into believing that even calling someone a woman was sexist. Now I actively harass feminists so I guess it turned out alright.

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>>547608360
Nopeee. Been dating a girl for like 3 weeks.
>>547608317
FUCK YES WE SHALL

>>547608108
Unfortunstely, it won't do well. 2 in the morning GMT isn't a good time to post. I'll have you know 5 pm GMT is the optimum time to gain the most popularity. :^)

>>547605175
Confirmed for not america
You go to prison fr that here

Lock down this fucking thread until we find who stole that priceless artifact and posted that on reddit! Nobody enters, nobody leaves!

>>547606992 is primary suspect for now.

>>547608636
lol.

>>547600257
I know it shouldn't, but damn that pisses me off. One of the two X chromosomes that women have is basically ignored.

>>547598291
OP you are a gentleman and a scholar. I wish you a succesful and happy future free of all feminist faggotry.

>>547607427
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

>>547608126
Deleted. I was banned.

JK moot


not jk

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Fuck ok, you guys deserve this last one. I've been saving this one. It's short but it;s my favorite.

>Martha a bit into school
>She asks to go to the bathroom
>Come back like 30 minutes later
>Next girl sprints to the bathroom because only one person aloud out at a time
>Girl comes back about five minutes later, woozy
>Tells us about what was in the black hole of a woman's bathroom

>Martha (we assumed) let loose a giant shit wave into the toilet.
>Back waves hit the toilet seat
>Toilet paper filled up the toilet

Best part?

>Look at Martha
>What I'm guessing was about a mile long shit streak was trailing down her pant leg.
>Nearly liquifying on the floor
>Someone threw up in the trashcan.

>>547604396
>One of the blacks stands up, her name was Uniqua or Shaquira or something black

top kek! You should write for a living OP, you have a way with words.

>>547608108
its saying for me that the user was banned for that post. Is that true or do I not know how to use reddit?

>>547607429
it's dox time

Scott County High School

>>547609702
Still wrong.

>>547609702
but we cant do that to our glorious OP. He has brought us many lols

>>547609545
Only thing I like about India. fuck yea

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OP either post them all or stop this shit is annoying to redo

God damn you are the greatest OP

>>547609472
God, did her parents even love her?

>>547610060
I'm done. Martha's tale comes to a close for now.

>>547610187
I actually heard her parents were abusive. More emotionally.

>>547610386
Good