Hey guys! Loli-chan here. I ducked out a little early on you

loli-who? Whatever just post tits or gtfo.

>>546501210
i didn't see the thread last night.
what is this?

>>546501320
>>546501337
>not knowing who Loli-chan is
>Summer is rather early.

>>546501575
lol.
i know who she is, was asking about the vacaroo's

>>546501210
Hey Loli-chan.
We're going to need proof its you.

>>546501575
>Being this mad because we don't spend every waking day of our lives on the chins

>>546501210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1390HdIx6cB spank
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHiPye1Pun short shorts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y60UZlMTij ice cream
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RfCCGyFXnV bread 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UyWdmIXzG /b/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxPn8M1jo0 smut
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NG3TEvegkw navy seal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kycGi1rcRd navy seal song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05mINCKRwEA chii
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K5R5MoYXje wake up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XIftWEyY8D i love you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pLVU6hLzWK good news
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VbQIaeQaHa talk

A bit more of my stuff.

>>546501957
>implying she hasn't been around forever.

>>546501575

>using the term "summer"
>term coined about 2 years ago

although you're right - anyone who doesn't have a basic knowledge of loli-chan should fuck off or lurk moar

>>546501210
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UyWdmIXzG

Wait, is lolichan and giggle chan one in the same?

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>>546501210
That girl in the pic is you?

>>546501953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AkOpc3gG8J

>>546501210
Can you say "I'm sorry Miss Jackson. Ooh. I am for real." ?

>>546501210
ZA WARUDO.

Do it for rio Anonette.

>>546502705
Kek

>>546502705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bCeHFpSK20

Will you say " Moony I love the way you fag around. " please?

>>546502697
Can you say "Kenneth, please wake up, and don't hate yourself anymore, today is going to be great"
This would help a lot.

>>546503121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CeKEGuOSf8

>>546503069
I'm laughing more than I should. Thank you OP

/r/ing

Oh wise, please lick my ten year old pussy, mhmmm

>>546503218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0afdOX2SgFW

I'm trying to think of something...

>>546503254
Request:

"Pleeeeease Daddy? I'll do anything! You... you want me to do what? Oh... okay *commence deepthroat noises*"

>>546503254

He loves it.

>>546501210

Can you say "Get off of me, Mike Tyson. I'm tired of playing these games with you. You're not even real."

>>546503651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHiPye1Pun
this one is really similar

>>546503705
Glad to hear it, anon! <3

Will you say, Jake.. Your sister loves you
It would help a whole lot

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>>546501210
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHiPye1Pun

Can you say

"Well hezekiah can go eat shit"

In a happy cheerful tone?

God I love you

>>546503432
Thanks. I think I can make it through the days now.

>>546503802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOb09DQbHi

>>546503989

Fuck you Alex.

>>546503989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YofpMO5vqQ

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"You've disappointed me for the last time Starscream!"

Please (pic unrelated)

Say "I hate cracky-chan"

Request; *Mischievous/impish laughter* "It's salty and warm, isn't it? Now swallow!"

I couldn't think of anything else. : /

>>546504091
LOL You seem pretty cool OP. I'm making the most ridiculous requests.

>>546504005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGKDovh3bJ

One for my voicemail? :)

You've reached Andy's number. He's a bit busy right now, so you know what to do! Name and number!

Fine, ignore my /r/.

Double nigger.

>>546504224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rYGpTRZgsG

>>546501210

Can you try to do a british accent?

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>>546501210
This arouses me, and yet some of the ones where it's just a little to try hard is almost boner killer but still not
I need help
Question for OP, what makes you feel like doing this?

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>>546501210

One last time till I head out for work?

"Chris, I just want you to know that you're a loser!"

I sincerely wish I could fuck my headphones whenever you're around.

/r/ing

" Morgans vagina smells like tuna. "

Please squeezie.

>>546504254
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uR0lFoHsSX

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>>546504676
tyvm OP, much love <3

>>546504542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SfzOCGRYuj

>>546504207
Will you also say

Yes Carlos. Anything for you "blowjob sounds"

>>546501210
you are the one who made a interpretation of a loli getting raped on a conv store?

I am so fucking tempted to go along with loli-chan and make an Oni-chan vocaroo. SO. GODDAMN. TEMPTED.

Can you say the following:

I love you, I want to be with you forever. I mean it, I want to be with you the way my uncle was with me. He taught me what love is and you can fill his spot in spots he couldn't fill. Please, do this for me, I want you more than I wanted those beatings from my gym coach and more than those charges to be dropped against Casey Anthony. I LOVE you.

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>>546504207
Do you ever masturbating while making them? If not can you do one where we hear you for real?

>>546501575
>>546502092
Lurking (and active posting) like a mother on an almost daily basis for fucking years and years, never seen or heard this this shit before.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UyWdmIXzG [Remove] /b/

HOLY FUCK WHAT HAVE I MISSED?!?!

>>546504705
A shitty one, but yes!

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i would also like a voicemail, your voice is perfect! im in luvz.

Hello jacob cant come on the phone right now. please try again later.

>>546504773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TfHNkoxe1O

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Bumping.

>>546504784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F2e1mSdOwL

Gay... Everyone has a ID now <.<
Piss on this NWO

>>546503432
I never thought a 10 second recording could hold so many feels

>>546505012
holy shit, please do this

>>546504985
Yep! I did that one a really long time ago.

dear op

your voice sucks

you dont even sound cute

you dont sound young

basicly you are just a fat stupid cow

>>546505590
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F2e1mSdOwL
"Good luck on finals Crisfer!"

>>546505606

oi, you wanna fight me?

>>546505606
Mad loli-chan won't say his name.
Piss of faggot.

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>>546505327

Going to dump random shit so as to bump.

>>546504951
Hah, thanks!

say anon please cum in my ass pussy

>>546505703
Fuck yeah! Cow bitch!!!

>>546505529
I would love too. I've never done it before, so it'd be interesting to do it.

BUT....
I won't be able to do it tonight, as I have finals tomorrow and I have to sleep. I'll be lurking a bit longer.

would you be interested in trying it loli-chan?

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>>546505606

Umad newfag?

>>546505018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08jopVcCct0

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>>546505745
this picture is awful quality and I can tell it's from Facebook, pls go.

do some voice porn

"i'm a whopper whoper, cock cruncher, muff monkey, knob jockey, rump rustler, noodle number, willy waggler, beaver buffer, growler groper, muff muncher, flunge fluffer"

>>546505270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KUrS0mwEK1

>>546501210
I know you said you'd like to avoid snit, but life is shitty right now and I can't help myself...
Could you please say the following:

"I said no. No, Mike. Well, fuck it, go ahead. You can cum on my face just this one time. [Pause]. Well, what are you waiting for? Just do it. Cum on my face. Cum, Mike. Cum. Just empty your balls all over my face. Oh fuck yeah, that's a big load,Mike. Such a big load you blew all over my face."

Sorry it's so long, but HHHNNNNGGG couldn't help myself. It's pretty much my ultimate fantasy.

Also, as a side question, how often is "loli-chan" on?

I made a vocaroo thread and he was in that, I saw him on here once on request and now I see he made his own thread. That's 3 times in like a week I've seen him on, almost always at the same time.

Can you do : snake respond! Snake. Snaaaaaaaaaake.

>>546504291
>05/15/14(Thu)00:53:14 No.546504291

R/O again

>>546506102

Holy fuck, I'm laughing so goddamned hard right now. Thanks man.

>>546506143
You like the little ones?

>>546505685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ynCEb0gzd1

>>546505590
everyone think it was nyanners voice
also, can you please say:
"Envy wake up" with a cute voice then scream "WAKE UP"?

just wana hear you giggle for like 5 sec

>>546506163
This

Can you please say
"your waifu a shit"
Thx

>>546505892
Sure! Write me up a dialogue and I
would be happy to! ^-^

>>546506385
Holy shit thanks haha


So....are you a dude?

>>546506014

I said I'm dumping random shit, I never said it would be good.

>>546506102
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KUrS0mwEK1
<3

>>546501210
You're starscream one sounded like princess bubblegum,

>>546506328

Actually, I made my first request today. I frequent vocaroo threads and this is why I found out about him. The request I made mentioned Casey Anthony and shit because I want to be a dick to someone and play this to him online. He's a mod in game and will flip his shit.

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>>546506541
Then why bother dumping?

Why is everyone saying loli-chan is a guy?

>>546506081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zpYtolv2fx

say "WOW... Your penis isn't even circumcised... I don't wanna put that ugly thing inside me... Can we just be friends?

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>>546506678

So as to bump... I said that already dumbass.

>>546506513
Sweet, I'll figure out what to say tomorrow. No idea when either of us will be on, so I'll just lurk, if not make a thread.

Also, if someone can save the current vocaroos, that would be awesome, currently on a phone so I cant do shit.

>>546503432
sooooo cute!!!

This is awesome lolichan

>>546506135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PeK7FqMeje
Here ya little rascal.

>>546506763
Piss the fuck off..No comment was muttered of dick/cock

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>>546506859
Yeah but you already know the thousands of anons that are gonna flock in to pull their dick to a girl that sounds like a loli and make her say their weird sexual fantasies. What's the point? You niggerfaggot.

>>546506950
Thank you so much. You've made my month :)

>>546506163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tirdQTRDfC
lolidon'teven

>>546507176
omfg this is hilarious

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This music was her—the real plain her...This music did not take a long time or a short time. It did not have anything to do with time going by at all. She sat with her arms around her legs, biting her salty knee very hard. The whole world was this symphony, and there was not enough of her to listen...

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>>546507057

The point is to ward off spiderfags and keep the thread alive when it gets quiet.

"What the glob ice king" same voice you did the star scream but angry

>>546506735
Could you please say
"Stein (pronouced like frankenSTEIN), stop drinking miller highlife. Your blonde hair can't take it!"

>>546506404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C6lyCIGdR5

Would you mind saying 'bonnie smith, this your kitty cat annie. Your soul is about to be consumed. Bye bye'

It'd give a good scare :)

"Wot cha spittin son, ill bash ye Jacobs into puddin m8, I swear on me mum"

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>>546507353
Did you say Spiderman?

>>546507176
metal gear solid?

Did you do that pochi pochi vid?
I can't remember the video's name...

>>546505746

>>546506485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQB5F2wdND

Can you say
"It's time to go outside, Kenneth. You know you have to run these laps. Please, for me"

>>546501210
Dunno if you're up for singing requests or not but I'd die if you sang 0:53 - 1:11 of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF_V_e5mjJc
Also, why not use a more organized way of doing voice requests? Isn't scrolling tedious at all?

Sounds like Lilypichu

>>546506517
Nope! I am female.

>>546507402
Thank you thank you thank you

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Would you mind saying "Beiger is the new 4chan god"

>>546507645
No.

>>546507560


No I said superboy.

>>546507560
PFFFFT ...so die dedededede.

>>546507645
lolwut
Lily has a high as fuck voice pitch. I don't think loli-chan can reach that high.

>>546501210

"You got knocked the fugg out!"

there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.

if you could do this i would seriously die happy

>>546506887
I will be on two hours before right now!

>>546507725
Whys the Cracker wearing Asian shirts?

>>546507176
Haha that ending..

Another request:

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away.

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>>546507742
>>546507805
Sounded like Spiderman to me.

>>546507351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AviPScSCWe
That was oddly very pretty to recite.

>>546507841
Lily squeezes her voice, its not real. I heard her real voice in a video during vidcon when she was laughing. I agree with anon, it sounds a lot like Lolichan

>>546507892
I'll be on in 12 hours from now, fuck finals. Is there a specific theme you want to follow? Or just go with requests from others? I'm fine with whatever.

>>546508064
i don't know who you are, but you're making my day

>>546502090
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1390HdIx6cB [Embed] spank
i came

>>546507367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NlWpmGpctH

"You dun goofed" pls

>>546507369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wRJUhvU9sv

>>546508150
Lets start with your in Star Wars and have to find the fuck out of it, before Disney comes.

>>546507471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04BeEwQUkAK

say "sorry, ian can't come to the phone right now, want me to do the honors and call him?"

>>546507702
In that case,

mind doing one more recording?

"Have a nice day and one day you will get through medical school!"

>>546507515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E7Se268dPI

Final request. This one is long so if you don't want to it's fine by me.

And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
'Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive.

>>546508125
>>546508125
>>546508125

I know this is a long one. Maybe you can do it on your free time? Or if you want you can do it here... This will just sound so awesome in your voice. This is the first part

To This Day:

When I was a kid
I used to think that pork chops and karate chops
were the same thing
I thought they were both pork chops
and because my grandmother thought it was cute
and because they were my favourite
she let me keep doing it

not really a big deal

one day
before I realized fat kids are not designed to climb trees
I fell out of a tree
and bruised the right side of my body

I didn’t want to tell my grandmother about it
because I was afraid I’d get in trouble
for playing somewhere that I shouldn’t have been

a few days later the gym teacher noticed the bruise
and I got sent to the principal’s office
from there I was sent to another small room
with a really nice lady
who asked me all kinds of questions
about my life at home

I saw no reason to lie
as far as I was concerned
life was pretty good
I told her “whenever I’m sad
my grandmother gives me karate chops”

this led to a full scale investigation
and I was removed from the house for three days
until they finally decided to ask how I got the bruises

news of this silly little story quickly spread through the school
and I earned my first nickname

pork chop.

>>546501210
Hey Ambi-tan! Could you say this for me please:

"Oh you're such a cootie patootie! Oooo I could just eat you up! (Gradually start to get a serious voice from here) just...dip you in some hydrochloric acid for a minute or two and drive a metal stake straight up your ass and through your mouth and put you on a fucking roast and watch as my fucking prey squirms in agony and pain. (Get back to original voice) SOOOO CUUUTE!

>>546508542
Pfft

>>546508621
Say "Did someone say spiderman thread?" and follow up by saying "IT'S OVER 9000!!!".

>>546508643
>>546508643
>>546508643

to this day
I hate pork chops

I’m not the only kid
who grew up this way
surrounded by people who used to say
that rhyme about sticks and stones
as if broken bones
hurt more than the names we got called
and we got called them all
so we grew up believing no one
would ever fall in love with us
that we’d be lonely forever
that we’d never meet someone
to make us feel like the sun
was something they built for us
in their tool shed
so broken heart strings bled the blues
as we tried to empty ourselves
so we would feel nothing
don’t tell me that hurts less than a broken bone
that an ingrown life
is something surgeons can cut away
that there’s no way for it to metastasize

it does

she was eight years old
our first day of grade three
when she got called ugly
we both got moved to the back of the class
so we would stop get bombarded by spit balls
but the school halls were a battleground
where we found ourselves outnumbered day after wretched day
we used to stay inside for recess
because outside was worse
outside we’d have to rehearse running away
or learn to stay still like statues giving no clues that we were there
in grade five they taped a sign to her desk
that read beware of dog

>>546507623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15ojYXHb1Dp

>>546508724
Hey man,

shit's hard. I need some encouragment.

>>546508741
LOL Rahh Ful

Could you maybe do
"It's time to go outside, Kenneth. You know you have to do your laps. Please, for me?"
Motivational stuff.

>>546507643
No, sweet anon!
But you have great taste in animus. ^-^

>>546508785
>>546508785
>>546508785

to this day
despite a loving husband
she doesn’t think she’s beautiful
because of a birthmark
that takes up a little less than half of her face
kids used to say she looks like a wrong answer
that someone tried to erase
but couldn’t quite get the job done
and they’ll never understand
that she’s raising two kids
whose definition of beauty
begins with the word mom
because they see her heart
before they see her skin
that she’s only ever always been amazing

he
was a broken branch
grafted onto a different family tree
adopted
but not because his parents opted for a different destiny
he was three when he became a mixed drink
of one part left alone
and two parts tragedy
started therapy in 8th grade
had a personality made up of tests and pills
lived like the uphills were mountains
and the downhills were cliffs
four fifths suicidal
a tidal wave of anti depressants
and an adolescence of being called popper
one part because of the pills
and ninety nine parts because of the cruelty
he tried to kill himself in grade ten
when a kid who still had his mom and dad
had the audacity to tell him “get over it” as if depression
is something that can be remedied
by any of the contents found in a first aid kit

>>546508869
You're too kind,my friend.

>>546508380
Thank you.
Hopefully this will convince my dumb as shit roommate.

>>546505060
Seconding this... would you ever record yourself while masturbating?

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i would lick your salty eyelids and knead your softly padded, young limbs. you would rub me under my chin, and make soft cooing noises like a bird which i never did understand. then you would leave, draped in delicate cloths of pastel pinks and soft blues. why did you leave me every day? where did you go? time went by much too fast....

another request, god your voice is like nectar.

>>546504951
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SfzOCGRYuj
can you do one but instead of Andy say Nacho's ok? thanks :D

>>546508621
happen to be the daughter of a welsh and a scottish ??
bwahahaha had a lol anyway

>>546508912
>>546508912
>>546508912

to this day
he is a stick on TNT lit from both ends
could describe to you in detail the way the sky bends
in the moments before it’s about to fall
and despite an army of friends
who all call him an inspiration
he remains a conversation piece between people
who can’t understand
sometimes becoming drug free
has less to do with addiction
and more to do with sanity!

we weren’t the only kids who grew up this way
to this day
kids are still being called names
the classics were
hey stupid
hey spaz
seems like each school has an arsenal of names
getting updated every year
and if a kid breaks in a school
and no one around chooses to hear
do they make a sound?
are they just the background noise
of a soundtrack stuck on repeat
when people say things like
kids can be cruel?
every school was a big top circus tent
and the pecking order went
from acrobats to lion tamers
from clowns to carnies
all of these were miles ahead of who we were
we were freaks
lobster claw boys and bearded ladies
oddities
juggling depression and loneliness playing solitaire spin the bottle
trying to kiss the wounded parts of ourselves and heal
but at night
while the others slept
we kept walking the tightrope
it was practice
and yeah
some of us fell

>>546508785

I love that poem.

>>546508902
Nevermind. You did it. Thanks :)

>>546508808
Sorry Anon, you had no distress call

>>546507868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rlA4PjUFtl

please do this i would be forever grateful

Van Gogh cut off his ear
gave it to a
prostitute
who flung it away in
extreme
disgust.
Van, whores don't want
ears
they want
money.
I guess that's why you were
such a great
painter: you
didn't understand
much
else.

>>546509061
>>546509061
>>546509061
but I want to tell them
that all of this shit
is just debris
leftover when we finally decide to smash all the things we thought
we used to be
and if you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself
get a better mirror
look a little closer
stare a little longer
because there’s something inside you
that made you keep trying
despite everyone who told you to quit
you built a cast around your broken heart
and signed it yourself
you signed it
“they were wrong”
because maybe you didn’t belong to a group or a click
maybe they decided to pick you last for basketball or everything
maybe you used to bring bruises and broken teeth
to show and tell but never told
because how can you hold your ground
if everyone around you wants to bury you beneath it
you have to believe that they were wrong!

they have to be wrong...

Can you say?:
"Kieffher, get outta bed you have stuff that needs to be done."
It'll motivate me to do shit.
Please OP?

>>546508910
Most people tell me that AB! is shit tier. But thanks!

>>546507878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pRJ89tk9Fz

"who are you, young fraulein ?? open your penile receptacle"

>>546509108
Or you could always say "I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN" in your most gruff and vigilante-like voice. That would probably be fucking badass to the max.

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>>546508507
Our cats thank you, yeaaa that's a lot of cats.......

>>546508013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RaaDMTUueQ

>>546509170
>>546509170
>>546509170

why else would we still be here?
we grew up learning to cheer on the underdog
because we see ourselves in them
we stem from a root planted in the belief
that we are not what we were called we are not abandoned cars stalled out and sitting empty on a highway
and if in some way we are
don’t worry
we only got out to walk and get gas
we are graduating members from the class of
fuck off we made it
not the faded echoes of voices crying out
names will never hurt me

of course
they did

but our lives will only ever always
continue to be
a balancing act
that has less to do with pain
and more to do with beauty.

>>546501210
"ryan, you're a fucking nooblord"
he needs it

>>546508064
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zIOTrr4bPo

>>546509449
If Lolichan does this, I'm gonna edit the original video and overlay her voice onto it.

No pressure though, I know its long and kinda unreasonable

>>546509386
Really..Cryb more NOOB

>>546508150
Just go with requests!

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>>546509271
thank you so much!

>>546508246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14WQvm7cXsj

>>546509610
Slob

>>546509538
i'm died

>>546509642
Will do.

Also can you say "good night Oni-chan!" with a cute voice?

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Can you say: Some bitch-ass lolis be texting your phone, you best be awnsering.

ring, ring, dont awnser your phone, ring, ring

etard is the best.

If you could this that would dope, Thanksees in advance.

>>546508542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lhlFInl40W

>>546509642
Either >>546509339
or >>546508741 please.

Do that thing where you count down from 100 while masturbating and trying not to orgasm! Yeah!

>>546509538
Thanks. This is great

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>>546501210

Need motivation for workin out

"Do you have to go? We've only been talking for an hour! I don't think you should go to the gym today, you should come over...I'm alllllll alooone"

Please, for fucks sake I need to start lifting again

>>546509883
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lhlFInl40W
I love that last bit, bravo Loli, bravo.

I'm off to bed, good night.

Request : "You have a message Onii-Chan"
<3

>>546508628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1phX02oauo8

I know it sounds wrong, but its for my thread
"I'm not putting that banana up my butt."

>>546509990
Sure was a full hearty Thread mate!

>>546506950
Sorry to post another request, but the first one you did just got me so fucking turned on. It really helped take my mind off the shit I'm having to deal with right now.

Could you please say:
"How long has it been since you came, Mike? Wow, that's a long time. Your balls must be heavy. So heavy with spunk. I bet if I stroked your cock I could--- oh, you're hard ALREADY? I haven't even touched you yet, Mike! [giggle] This should be easy! So I'll just start rubbing it now, just gently... Oh, you like that, don't you? Yeah, you like my hand stroking your dick. I'm just gonna stroke a little faster now... Yeah, you're close, aren't you, Mike? Really close. I can tell by how your dick feels. I bet you're going to--- [gasp] oh my god! Mike! [giggle]. That's it, empty that load. I'll stroke out every drop of your cum. There's so much. You needed this, didn't you? You needed my help to release the pressure. You came so quick, and so much, and its all over my stockings! But that's okay, I like that I can make you cum so much and so quick, Mike. I like that I'm here to empty your balls for you when you need it most."

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>>546510036
Banana Bro?

what? no recordings of you just giggling?

>>546510221

Ya know et brah

>>546508643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e0QXNkVNIV

>>546508628
why Iris?

>>546510082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYFgzQCci8Y

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>>546510221
Santana Bro?

>>546508686
I'm not Ambi-tan

Can you say:

"Joey, you're so fucking hot. I wanna fuck you and Ashley. Put your wet cock in my mouth. Fuck my mouth... Mmmmm"

>>546508741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05MOQIcaVg5

>>546510379

Bahaha You got me.

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>>546510556
Yerp. I even impressed myself on that one.

>>546510680

Inb4 cabana bro

Thanks for all the great recordings tonight, I wish everyone a good night and Lolichan a good year.

Oh and iris because it holds special meaning to me.

Requesting that you whisper:
"wake up" a couple of times with a few seconds delay in between with the last time you say it, slightly raise your pitch like: "waaake upppp"

again, while whispering the whole thing.

tia

>>546510540
Merci,mon cher.

>>546508785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l94cWid8Bs
shit never read this- got emotional

requesting this:

"Get yourself together anon, I know you can do it! I know you can do so much, please... do it for me."

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>>546510765
Montana, Bro

>>546511065

NOBRO.

>>546508912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UCsVVAdpsz

>>546510942
)'=

>>546501210

Hi Loli-chan.

I have this poem that I wrote and would be honored if you were to recite it for me.

"Cruelty."

"What cruelty has bestowed
upon this wretched heart?
Long have the fires inside
died and withered apart.
Even still, the heart feels pain
and yearns to be content.
All to see is misery
but hear lies a will unbent.
It struggles true with love afar
and guides the flames of who we are.
The pain will leave what seems like never
until the time you come to stay forever."

Thank you for your time.

>>546510942
Your voice is giving me so many eargasms.

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>>546511169
What is done can never be undone. I'm sorry,Anon...but I couldn't stop it. It came in like a wrecking ball...

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>>546511065
Fantana Yo!
Sorry I felt a bit left out

>>546501210
i tried to be batman and looked you up, is this you? http://www.westword.com/2013-10-10/news/4chan-camgirl-lolichan/

>>546511460

FUCK ME it got worse.

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>>546511582
Diana, No!

>>546501210
Please say it:
Bable, stop playing this game.

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>>546510942
>>546511241
Emotions pt 1+2
sorry guys I have never cried at
a request before
I don't think i'm going to do anymore
tonight

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>>546511662
Careful what you ask for...

>>546511997

Thanks for all the orgasms

>>546511997
we love you!
goodnight

>>546511997
We can all relate.

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>>546511998

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>>546511997
pls loli-chan you missed mine

>>546511997
ah jeez, mine's super easy and happy!

see here:
>>546510821

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>>546511726
Cabana on Snow!

>>546511997
thanks and goodnight

>>546511997

i would lick your salty eyelids and knead your softly padded, young limbs. you would rub me under my chin, and make soft cooing noises like a bird which i never did understand. then you would leave, draped in delicate cloths of pastel pinks and soft blues. why did you leave me every day? where did you go? time went by much too fast....

could you do this last one with your sad voice.
it's about my little sisters cat that recently died. she's 12 and wrote it for school

>>546511997
Okay. Thanks anyway, Loli-chan.

>>546510942
Your voice is so beautiful

>>546511997
d'aww ;c

Will you be on tomorrow though?

>>546501210
"the truth... I've come here tonight to rescue you, don't worry I'll be your precious angel, I'll be with you no matter what.

Plz loli-chan I beg you

>>546512395
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xPKhihVwzX
This was really the last one guys.
Did it for the b'aww.

>>546511997
I will come back at a later thread, Lolichan... I am so sorry for making you cry.

)'=

>>546512727
oh fuck you then. skipping easy ones because you got "too emotional" then doing another emotional fuck. go choke on shit, bitch. why the fuck aren't we asking for tits or gtfo

>>546512727
I would rape your voice.

>>546513035
Fuck off.

>>546513035
Fucking lel!
I can taste the sour in your tears!

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>>546513035
its like u dont even like mudkips mate

>>546513035
because shes better than that dude.

>>546513035

lawl

All the losers cuz their shit didn't get read.

Stay mad fagz

>>546512727
>>546512727

Thank you for doing half of it, Lolichan, it means a lot to me, being able to relate to that poem and hearing your voice read it.

If you don't mind, I'll post the last few parts again if you start another thread someday. Thank you so much and I am so sorry for making you cry.

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>>546513035
fucking die in a fire

>>546513314
she didn't actually cry, it's just an excuse for her to gtf/out/ because she's getting tired of reading shit for btards.

>>546511997
Pls say:

"Oh anon, I daizuki to the bottom of my dokoro, doki doki"

I NEED THIS

Requesting "Ah, Ella can go fuck herself. You love me don't you? Just stay with me. I'm being serious! Come back to bed, nyah!~"

Noo I was too late. :(

I wanted an alarm too.
"Wake up, Carl!!! ...Pleasae?"

Or something. Maybe next time though.

requesting "go choke on shit, bitch. why the fuck aren't we asking for tits or gtfo" plz

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>>546513446
I bet you got skipped and are now butthurt.

I can smell your butthurt all the way herei

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>>546512650

Fk I hate my cellphone so much so slow
Mfw I can't never have my requests, Why God why, I just wanted to someone make a Misaki speech

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Wasn't Loli-chan that camwhore that was always on chaturbate or am I thinking of someone different?

>>546513446
Dumb ass shit. Have you ever been in a Loli-chan thread?

>>546513665
come on say this it's easy please loli-chan

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so happy she read that bukowski poem for me. seriously guys i really needed that

>>546513946
I know that feel, man. I'm already happy she read at least half of my request. Happy and sad at the same time.

Her crying voice is bittersweet

I love all of you so very much.
I will be on 4 hours before the time
on the clock right now tomorrow to
take more requests for the anons I
did not get to. Goodnight guys.
<3

>>546514107
thanks!

>>546514107
I will be there! I'm sorry again for making you sad!

>>546514107
DO
Pls say:

"Oh anon, I daizuki you to the bottom of my dokoro, doki doki"
QUICK PLEASE

OH GOD PLS

>>546514107
goodnight

>>546514107
much appreciated then

bai

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>>546514245
Someone's late to the party

ow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y60UZlMTij
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1390HdIx6cB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RfCCGyFXnV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UyWdmIXzG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxPn8M1jo0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHiPye1Pun
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NG3TEvegkw


funny
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NG3TEvegkw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kycGi1rcRd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8sGueK44k

>>546514107
Am, Pm?

this bitch go by "milk song" on steam

>>546514424
Just four hours before now, tomorrow. She's not giving an exact time because timezones. So figure it out yourself.

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>>546501210
you again... first link already killed me, i'm done, no, seriously. dick xplode, end.

>>546514424
depends where you are baka

>>546515017
I-It's n-n-not like I-I was trying t-to be retarded anon.

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>>546515132