New thread

>>546475883
first

no need, bro, the dinosaur has been walked

and thats fuckin it? you said no bad ending, op, don't be a dick

>>546475883
Just so you know OP, you can also send me the finished document when you're done, just to make sure it's archived properly.

(hotmail.com) fakebob001

>>546476056
why do you think he made a new thread?

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>>546475956
you must be proud

please hurry it the fuck up op

>>546476146
for this

>45 get

>>546476146
>implying bad endings don't require a new thread

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>>546476201
This is not funny.

>>546476250
>89 get

who's the guy that's archiving this shit? could you send me the link to bookmark please? I need to go to sleep soon, I have shit to do tomorrow

>I was worried, I didn’t have any of their numbers. She texted and called them on the trip not me. Stupid Anon, stupid stupid stupid.
>I’m literally dieing. This can’t happen again. Not to me, not twice in a lifetime. She is the one.
>Day 3, thinking about flying out to the general area she lives and asking around. Stupid I know, but I was caught up in it.
Bzzt
It was Anna
>”Anon, we need to talk”

>>546476314
I need somtheing to pass time, else I'll lose my sanity.

not archiver, link is

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16EatvhiuNGJ4JdSJUlwwC5NJUfqu38ONojnfP8dR6TI/preview?pli=1&sle=true#

>>546476437

Not him.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16EatvhiuNGJ4JdSJUlwwC5NJUfqu38ONojnfP8dR6TI/preview?pli=1&sle=true#

>>546476437
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16EatvhiuNGJ4JdSJUlwwC5NJUfqu38ONojnfP8dR6TI/edit#

sorry, forgot link.

>>546476457
inb4 preggers

Also I hope you are archiving properly because I have been typing and not being consistent with this word document. I edit it in the reply box... so work with me on this man...

>>546476575
good call

>>546476656
its under control m8
keep spinning your yarn

>>546476457
>>Day 3
>>546476457
>Bzzt
>It was Anna
>”Anon, we need to talk”

better late than pregnant OP

if pregnant then my sides are in fucking orbit

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>>546476656
Augh.

>>546476885
pregnant is the happy ending you idiots

>inb4 she confesses she used to be a guy

>3 digit prime get

>>546476972
>Alien in stomach
>Vomit
>Eating disorder
"Happy ending"

no fucking way!? SHE IS PREGNANT?!?

>>546477003
>>3 digit prime get
oh boy here we go...

>>546477003
motherfucking winar

>>546477116
Strictly speaking it's false since 3 is not superior to 3.

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>>546477003
confirmed wizard


i'll be ur personal army for one wish masta.

>>546477217
003 is a 3 digit number, 3 is a prime number, therefore winrar.

>>546477234
>one wish

make op not a faggot

>>546477234
>yfw all broadcasts and TV's that receive them are digital and you never see those effects

>>546477315
Was not greentexted, assumed >3 is to be read as "superior to 3".

>>546477217
this guy gets it

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>inb4 waiting for OP

>>546477423
>>546477234
scrap that wish.

make >>546477431
less butthurt

not going to sleep till OP finishes this shit

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Bumping with Shai.

>>546477605
It worked, thanks.

>>546477721
anytime /b/ro. use lube next time

>>546476656
Whatever the author types, I archive. Pictures are only archived if they're the girl or a lookalike. If there's anything confusing, I post with a question for clarification. I figured out all the major kinks in the first three days of doing this.

Now keep going with your story and don't respond to anyone unless it's important and you've got another instalment attached to your response.

>9digitlongprimenumber get

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>>546477785

Not sure I would like it even with lube.

>>546477941
probably only if its <3

jesus fucking christ op

hurry the hell up and finish op, I gotta go to work at 5:30 in the morn

pregnant wow, that would be a plot twist, but no reality is sometimes less intense than fiction.

>"Anna, I was really worried"
>"I know Anon, I'm really sorry. I never should have cut you off. I needed time to think..."

>She calls me. "Anon, I can't do this anymore, I can't be this far away. We talk and I see you but it's too much."
>"Anna, what do you mean?"
>"This isn't About Time Anon. I can't go back and relive every precious moment, And I can't go back someday and get back the time we spend apart. I can't bear to spend another day wishing I was with you rather than being with you"

What in the 9 hells just happened.

>I go from is this girl dead, to this girl is breaking up with me, to she wants to move in with me. I was 10 forms of terrified elated.

>I started talking much slower again. "Anna, I don't know what to say. I assume you've thought about it, but I haven't. Can I take a bit to just think about this?"

I was riding an adrenaline roller coaster. More chemicals were coursing through my body than I could think about.

>A day passed, our conversations were a text based. I ran every scenario through my mind. What if we can't live together, what if she's nuttier than a chocolate turtle. But everything we've talked about was the opposite of red flags. She's the real deal.

>I called her back the next night, late after I closed up. "Anna, I've been thinking, I could really use a female touch at the shop."

It was lame, but It was on my mind.

>"Anon, you made me the most joyous girl in the world."

If you could hear that upward lilt to her voice, hidden behind her methodical thoughtful voice.

>>546478236
DO IT OP WRITE FASTER!

hey guys, sorry i just arrived in this epic bread, anyways just asking, are the previous threads archived already in this link >>546476548

have to go eat something, jgh from a 16 hr shift. thank you to those who will be kind enough to answer

>>546478518
Late adopters are late.

>>546478518
yes

>>546478518
yes read whole story there

>>546478518
yes, invest the time anon, worth the read

>>546478236
>nuttier than a chocolate turtle
topkek welcome back OP

>>546478610
>>546478690
>>546478703
>>546478807

thanks a lot. may the force be with you all.

>>546478902
it gets shit but it gets better too

>>546479003
003 again

>>546479003
not convinced it has gotten better for a while now. but i'm in way too deep to pull out now.

anyone got a pic of the archive? just got here too and i need to catch up

>>546479185
Agreed.
Would be frustrating to miss the end.

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>>546479232
mfw my ID is "tittys

>>546479003
this shits longer than my credit card bills. but as all of you said it's worth the read, I could use a bed time story/

>>546479232
just visit the googledoc, lazy shit

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/b/ needs more threads like this. I guess I know what its like now to be a 40 year old housewife who reads romantic novels. Those bitches have it right, my heart feels all tingly and Im sucking up every word like a little fucking bitch and loving every minute of it.

>>546479373
shit's longer than my penis.

>>546479370
There's an f in there, dude.

>>546479553
so was your last post so that's not saying much

>inb4 she dies in plane crash on the way to move in with op

>>546479531
Is it because of the story or because you want OP to say the truth and to discover not an history but what really happened?

>>546479640
datburn

>829 get

>>546479716
JUST LET ME ENJOY MY STORIES YOU LITTLE SHIT

get time
>35 again

>>546479864
>003 get

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>>546479785
This is offensive for my sensibility.

>We spent the next few weeks sorting out details, silly and important. Her family (and her dad whoever that damn doubting thomas was) was on board. I think Anna's mom was our champion. Her family spent enough time abroad that it wasn't as crazy as it sounds. When you go from country to country, across a country is just a connection flight away.

>Anna didn't have much stuff she wanted to take. I cautiously suggested she leave her furniture in tact as my house was furnished.
>When the details were sorted, the plane ticket purchased and freight arranged for her belongings it became real.
>The night before we talked until almost dawn. I felt like I was in school again, talking to my highschool sweetheart, that innocence where you truly believe they are the one and only. But this time, I was old enough to know better. And I was still convinced.

>That evening I went to pick her up from the airport I was tingling. I went to her gate and everything felt strangely similar but completely different than last time. My hometown airport, my town, my house, and no butterflies of anxiety. I just couldn't wait to see my Anna.

>She got off the plane, White short shorts, one of those loose fitting shirts and big lense cali-sunglasses with the tortoise and gold.

>Bright white smile, she ran to me as I leaned into the velvet fencing. I picked her up over it, she caught her flip flop in it and it fell off but I didn't care. We hugged and kissed and I spun her around in excitement.

She was here, and she was mine and I was hers and we were together. There was no bitter-sweet good bye coming at the end of the week. This was just the beginning.

She didn't want to waste time eating out, she ate on the plane. I was a little hungry but the excitement made me lose my appetite.

3141 get

>>546479920
>80003 get

>>546480039
>three 0's

31415 get

>>546479979
Is this the end?

>>546479979
how long left OP?

>80410 get

>>546479979
you get really shitty during the alst thread, glad to see it's getting better again. this was almost on par with the beginning. Good job OP

And stop fucking rolling you retards

>>546480389
>implying it's a good ending
we still need to get to the part where she kills herself

>>546480491
>it's getting better again
called it

1234567 get

op are you trying to fill a 3rd thread with 1 story?

also check my fucking quats

>>546480751
3rd thread, yeah but op writes every half hour or so.

>832 get

546480843 get

>546480900 get

>>546477927

4236263 * 129
sorry bro

>>546479979
OP do a number get next time you post something

>7digitlongprimnumber get

>>546481374

6 * 1080229

>>546481495
nigger. i just checked.

54648137(no 4) is prime
http://www.amblesideprimary.com/ambleweb/primenumber/primecheck.htm

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>>546481637

>>546481637

My bad, I thought you said seven digits, not eight.

>o wait

And since when do you count your post number from the beginning instead of to the end?
Just go to bed

damn it op you post too slow.

:(

>>546479979
>(and her dad whoever that damn doubting thomas was) was on board. I th
that would be I

>The whole drive home, we might have said ten words. But I know both of our minds were racing. We held hands and enjoyed each others company... And the company of famous EDM artists.

>When we got back to my house, I gave her the keys and grabbed the bags. A big carry on and two checked bags that were pushing 50lbs each easy. They felt light, and I felt like I was floating.

>She held the door for me. Closed it behind me. The next thing I remember, I was getting tackled, bags in hand onto the chair and a half armchair in my living room. Anna on top with a mischievous grin.

>"I missed you Anon"
>"I missed you too Anna" (I say sweetie sometimes and she has nick names for me but its clearer this way)

>"No Anon... I really missed you"

Queue the $40 porn track and long drawn out shots of my butt blocking everything good you want to see. Then I'll give you a shot of the girl just long enough for you to get close then cut to my face with a pancake pussy ass man smile on.

>But seriously I'm not going to too far into it. We clearly missed each other, but we couldn't have been any closer for the next few hours... And I tried climbing inside from anywhere I could.
>That night, I cooked dinner for her. It was better than I could have imagined. Intimate, quiet, there was no one else in the whole world but us. No servers, no social rules to follow. We didn't have to talk, we were able to swim in the river of our melded thoughts. I'm sure drugs could recreate this feeling of pure ecstasy but we had it and our faculties.
>When we laid down that night. Right before I fell asleep, she scooted into me and said, "Anon?"

>"Yes Anna"
>"I love you"

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>>546475883
WHY IS THIS STILL GOING ON

THE FIRST OP FUCKED US

GO BACK TO MLP

>>546482172
end.
good story, fuck you op for taking your sweet ass time though.

so are you finished op?

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>>546482172
I'm feeling from present tense slipping through, this story happened in to the past but I don't think its over.

I'm digging it OP, keep going.

well op you gave a cold hearted asshole who treats wemyn like shit some feels

congrats

Anna moved in four months ago. We have had our disagreements. Specifically I kick my socks off at the foot of the bed and they get stuck in the sheets. I never used to tuck them in, she does. It wasn't an issue. Also, she never knew about Charmin Ultra Soft, no wonder she stopped eating. If I had to wipe with the plebian sandpaper all the time I'd stop eating too.

But I can honestly say, despite a few hiccups, this has been an incredible journey. I won the lottery anon's. I did it. And I wanted to let you all know my story.

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is it?

>>546482806
congrats op. have a good life. fuck you for your shitty typing sped though.

The End.

>>546482806
fin?

>>546482935
I have basically the same sort of story with a dramatic and heartbreaking ending. Will greentxt it sometime soon if there is interest.

>>546482935
im happy for u, anon
thanks for sharing

>>546482935
no pics of her OP?

>>546482980
Within 2 weeks you will have your first serious fight. You are still in the honeymoon phase. It happens like clockwork. 4 months anon. Remember these words.

Amazing story.
Thanks OP, you were the only person able to keep me on the edge of my seat for more than 2 hours straight.

>>546482935
Thanks anon. I am very happy for you.

>>546482935
Wow It's 4:05AM in england but it was worth it

>>546482935
Hey OP, I'll grab a pint in honor of you sometime! May the God of tits and wine bless you with ergh, tits and wine.

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>>546482806
OP. you're a cool guy.
still would love a pic of anna tho because i can only think of Frozen.

I know it'll happen. But even in past relationships I didn't raise my voice. We talked it out. I just have to make sure I don't become distant. Rather than fight I distance, which is worse. No pictures guys, you know the deal.

>>546482935
Took ages to get to the end but good story OP, good luck with yours and "Anna's" future endeavours

>>546482806
>>546482935
thanks.

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>>546483087

Anyone got a doc of this story?

Thanks for the story, OP.

>>546483249
night /b/ro

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16EatvhiuNGJ4JdSJUlwwC5NJUfqu38ONojnfP8dR6TI/preview?sle=true#

good point

this weekend ill gonna get baked and drunk in honor of op who is a lucky bastard

best of wishes from a tired gerfag

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>>546483087
This, how you make it work when shit isn't happy rainbows is what really defines the relationship. It's what establishes real love for years after the chemicals wear off.

>>546483325
That was a pleasure to read, thank you for taking the time. Please come back and update us on how things are going, we have nothing better to do anyway.

>>546482806
beautiful story OP, wish you two the best! Good night, fucking 5:09 pm over here

>>546483040
It's okay, I'll be here to archive it.

>>546482935
Wow OP...Thank you for that story. It was truly beautiful...

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Compiled all your posts OP
>>546482806
Took you long enough

>>546483325
oh fine. i can live with that.

>>546483087
All of this being said I'm very happy for you and I hope that one day I will be able to experience even 1/9th of the emotion that you conveyed here (i doubt it tho).

>>546483969
i love you almost as much as i love OP

thanks to the both of you

>>546483763
I'm going to get to work writing it. I won't try to leave everyone hanging as I will pretype it all. It may take me all night, though. I want to be more detailed than OP was.

>>546484296
Kudos to you, OP. I wish you the best. Thanks for the story.

Now do we let the thread die in dignity, or do we roll for shit like motherfuckers?

824 get

>>546484772
In case I'm not around when you post (timezones and all that) you can also email me the finished thing.

(hotmail.com) fakebob001

>tfw no gf

>>546485291
is your name a halo reference?

>>546485860
>tfw noone will probably love you that much and you'll probably never have what OP has

>>546486065
>>546486065
(the default name is New001)

Can someone put it up on paste bin much easier to put in notes (mobilefag here)

>>546486335
why not download image?

>>546486065
Halo isn't the only one that creates new profiles with that sort of naming scheme, so no, not a Halo reference. I made the username to be easy to remember (for myself and others), but generic enough that I have no problems disposing of it if needed.

>>546485291
Just keep an eye out for it. I will probably have an asian girl for the photo on the original post, and it will be an involved green txt story. at over half a page so far.

>>546486541
because your image is fuckhuge and that shit doesnt work well on phones sometimes

>>546486335
pastebin *com/SFBsn2f0

>>546487257
Thank you

>>546487169
I keep an eye out for these threads in general, but I'm only human. I still need sleep, and I still have a life, y'know? Since I started doing this two weeks ago, half the time I've woken up and just caught a good stories thread mere seconds before it 404s.

And twice I've left a thread open while I go out, only to find the long story continued in another thread that I've missed entirely while I was out. (Fortunately the full stories popped up later and I was still able to archive them.)

>>546488758
How much longer until you go to bed next?

>>546489054
2pm right now here. So... 10-12 hours or so.

>>546490134
ok no worries. I will try to wrap it up tonight, but it is already 11 here.

>>546489054
>>546490134
Sleep isn't the only issue though. I have no idea if you'll even post today. I could have an emergency situation pop up and have to leave suddenly, or you might have something you need to go out for in a bit. Shit happens, and all that.

that was extremely anticlimatic. good thing i have nothing better to do. thanks, opie.