Design me a dildo /b/. I'll get the best one made up, ordered and will delivar pics of it up my ass when it arrives.
Buttplugs also welcome.
http://www.dildo-generator.com/
this
UK straight male here.
What I'm looking for is butt plugs that I can leave in all day or even control. What do you faggots recommend?
You can actually have them made? I thought it was just an app for fun.
lampshade.
>>546397807
>>546397807
>>546398342
this
this thing collects all your shit!
>>546397807
Good luck getting this thing out of your ass
The Lance
>>546398847
try getting it in
The Pawn
>>546398874
topkek
The poorly designed desklamp
>>546398997
nice
>>546398997
awesome.
what are you doing!
market that immediately and start a business.
>>546398285
It is but you can export the design. I know a dude that will make one up for me.
I present to you: the obese chinese man.
>>546397807
>dick fedora
>>546399318
lol
>>546399318
Light your dick with cock-lamp
Not a dildo, clearly a mushroom model.
>>546399142
His brother
put it in you
I call it the "anal wrecker"
I suppose if you don't like it you can use it as a trashbin
I love this thread.
This is a fun shape.
inovation
I call it "The Chalice."
>>546399957
Haha, fuck. My ass would be in ruins.
>>546400075
Forgot my image.
I made you a pocket vagina op so instead, you can not be a huge faggot
>>546399318
Fedora buttplug. This is fantastic.
>>546400021
The iDildo
>>546400289
MIght feel a bit odd putting a vagina up my ass.
>>546397807
I call it... The warhead
>Using cutting edge technology we have successfully modeled a dildo based on your very own penis.
>>546399585
>>546399142
The Bike Seatâ„¢
>>546400421
put it on your dick. It's okay, I'll teach you how to be straight... one step at a time
>>546399318
+1 vote
This one has a lot of levels. Like you ay never get it back out.
>>546398210
Get a glass plug, short not tall, make sure the stem thins enough to keep in and the tail widens nicely. i don't know brands.
>>546399318
>>546400586
looks like uss enterprise
>>546400586
>>546400793
>>546400793
>>546400793
USS Enterass
>>546397807
>>546397807
>>546397807
I shall call it, the "Double Dog Dare"
>>546399318
>Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'buttplug maker'. I'm just a faggot dedicated to shoving large things up my asshole.
>The Fedoraplugâ„¢
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Fleshlight. But because, I have a hat lodged inside my rectum.
>>546400586
Already a registered trademark ?
god damn it!!!!
>>546401297
Change phony to pony, because pony fleshlights exist.
cram it in an anus please
>>546401452
Holy shit yes
>>546397807
enjoy your 3m dildo OP
>>546401110
>>546400730
You bleeding, putrid, overfucking achieving sonofa fucking troll-fucking bieber loving bastard. You got me, you made me laugh like a bleeding faggot right in the middle of class while people are presenting their paper.
The irony? Biology students. They are presenting a paper on the sigmoid Colon. Aka the last part of the big intestine berfore the anus/rectum.
You bleeding fucking faggots. Well played. Fuck you all. XD
>>546398847
it looks like the kinect, lel
>>546401669
that sir, is a knife
>>546401669
>3m long
>14cm wide
>>546401680
>>546401680
>>546401680
Your welcome. :>
>>546397807
>>546401452
Holy fucking shit.
>>546397807
>>546401778
>your
>Spontaneously separates!
>Hours of fun!
>>546401891
>ur
>>546399040
I thought it was a Peep
>>546402017
My ring just tightened at the sight of that fucking thing.
>>546397807
here u go
>>546399986
laughed so hard at dat filename
>>546397807
here, a hollow buttplug to double the fun
>>546397807
inb4 artists sell these things to collectors for millions of dollars. it is minimalist art.
>>546397807
>dat rigged edge
nope nope nope
170 cm long, 122 kg. Maybe your mom will finally feel something.
>>546402991
bro that is a pink ballistic missile warhead. your screenshot makes me want windows ate.
>>546400586
You're my kind of guy.
I'll name it "Endless pleasure" by anon
This plug would be pretty rad.
Somebody make a tea pot.
>>546403269
Improved the base so you get some purchase to pull it out again.
>>546397807
in this moment i am euphoric. not because of any phony god's blessing but because i've designed my own dildo fedora
>>546403434
Don't need that shit, nigger.
>>546399318
>>546403450
asshole beat me to it
>>546402991
>122kg
>>546399318
This is ingenious
Also painful
mfw if a negro threatened me with a gun and told me to jam that up my butt
LOL
>>546403303
It's not 3dsmax.
'The Tac Pin'
So everybody knows who faggot OP is.
>>546403935
SAY MY NAME
>>546397807
Here you go OP, I did my best. I actually would like to have this thing myself now...
dose barbs
May the force be with you
>>546404431
Fuck, a lot of force.
>>546397807
>>546401680
>doesn't know what irony is
>>546397807
cuz ur a feget
>>546397807
>>546403935
EDIT
Introducing: The Cloud Cityâ„¢
Now you too can save Luke Skywalker with your ass.
This can be taken as gentle or as fierce as one would like.
ready for battle
>>546404862
The bottom... why? I mean at that point really... why? Haha.
I lol'd anon.
>>546401452
I thought it was a pink Solid Snake from the thumbnail.
I call it the rapier
>>546404789
fucking brilliant
>>546404926
>>546405191
lances r kewler
As a teen i spent hours marvelling at the fact i could share words with people across the globe as i dialled up to AOL.
I never thought i'd be designing dildos with people around the world years later.
A tear wells up at the realisation of the pure beauty of it all.
>>546404983
did you take a look at one of the more serious submissions? >>546404397
>>546405435
Yes m8, that is a thing of majesty.
>>546397807
BaseBall Batt...
Your mom got 3 of this model.
I present to you, the Goblet of Fire.
>>546405404
sauce on that shrek background pic
Anus: The final frontier.
A dildo to reach places no man reached before.
>>546405404
It is really something amazing we are witnessing here. Being a part of something people 80 years ago could have only dreamt of.
>>546405661
8/10 would kek again
>>546405661
>>546405661
Argh!
>>546397807
I tried to base it off of my dick but had no clue what I was doing so I made TheMartiniGlass instead.
Every Noble Knight requires a weapon and they don't come better than the Lance-a-lot.
Let no orifices remain unslain.
>>546405661
>>546397807
i call it the kidney tickeler
>>546404789
>>546406397
say, that's pretty good. i'd put it in my ass any old day.
>>546400793
To boldly go...
if no one else has yet, i'd like to post this picture because it fits so well.
see? a double pun.
Parabolic antenna
>>546406180
What the fuck is up with that dick?
>>546406180
The UFO
>>546406848
i call it the skwissgaar tickler
>>546406943
phimosis
the only true, good reason to get circumcised. religion isnt one
>>546399283
hahaha
this one is so fucking hot
I call it... Just The Tip
Here. Don't make any sudden movements.
SHOVE A MAC PRO UP IN YOUR ASS FAGGOT
i went way out there and made on that looks more like a dick
>>546407406
kek'd
>>546397807
I made the perfect one for you OP
>>546397807
you can thank me later
>>546407570
This one really puts the "rape" in "rapier"
Introducing: The Jesus
I don't know how it works but it does
Ladies and Gentleman - BulletBill
I call it "The Stealth Expander"
>>546407570
>filename
>>546407570
it shall be called. 'the jouster'
>>546408005
except thats a rapier/raper not a lance dumb faggot
the hound
cactus
>>546399318
Been there, done that.
There was a thread on this a week ago.
Your is better, though.
One for a true patriot
this thread has obliterated my sides
>>546408237
/thread
>>546408237
did you say... patriot?
"The Shell"
Not sure what to call this.
Hollow with 1mm thick hull. As a bonus, you can use it as a reusable condom or a fleshlight
>>546408568
Maybe I should upload the pic as well.
I call this one the arrow head you can use both sides to fuck yourself and as a bonus you can use it as a bludgeoning weapon a la saints row
>>546397807
This one I did the other day
>>546399318
>>546408568
getting weird flashbacks here...
>>546408607
The All-Seeing Eye
It can even see deep inside you
>>546397807
>order
How much do those guys charge - have you ordered from them before?
>mfw when I added the dimensions of my largest plug and the weight matches exactly
>>546408607
eye of cthulhu
from the archives:
The Euphoric Gentleman
(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)
>>546397807
so many fags in this thread
>>546401669
perfect for your mom
>>546408237
Mine didn't turn out as planned.
>>546409081
The Btard
>>546409010
>>546409031
>in a thread about fake penises
>complains about faggots
oh look, one of those fags is you!
have fun
>>546408629
>analprobe.png
>>546409218
THIS
just like mine, enjoy
I call this the 'fingercylinder'
>>546398981
http://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34?t=5s
>>546397807
Here you go OP.
Looks as it could have a soft outer shell surrounding a solid rubber core.
>>546409364
i wonder if anyone has ever had a small enough penis to fuck a finger box
just imagine, nigger. just imagine. they would have no worries about their penis size or about being a virgin, because they could fuck their fingerbox
/fit/ edition
This one requires you to defy the laws of physics
>>546409654
Too many drugs... too many...
>>546402043
>a fgt
>>546409654
I don't know about that but I bet quite a few have tried
honestly, I thought /b/ was full of furfags and nobody posts a dog dildo or mentions dragon dildos
5.56 x 45mm Standard NATO
CAPTCHA: The Toucable
>>546402884
Niggers gently flicked your anus
>>546404617
no muss, no fuss
Eat anything you want and Still.Have.Anal.Fun.
It's just that easy
The Wedding Cake
(patent pending)
spike and stretch
>>546405661
this man has talent
>>546398408
>>546398515
These two go together.
>>546410152
thats real fuckin NATO
mic
"Shot Injectorâ„¢". May be used with a variety of substances as long as they are dissolved in liquid. Shot Injectorâ„¢ also comes with an on-the-go refilling point at the bottom. With this innovative design the party never ends.
>>546409691
/k/ edition
>>546409010
>>546409010
>(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)
fucking brilliant
>>546410590
looks like a dog dick... should call it the "K9 Shot Injector"
I call this one ''The Darth In-vader''
>>546408021
A+ man
That's beautiful
enjoy your open ass little slut
>>546398874
PERFECT ID
>>546411041
>>546409081
Twin Towers destroy YOU!
The breiFIST.
>>546409691
/power squats
>>546409654
What's a finger box?? :)
>>546409081
Something is missing
>>>546397807 (OP)
this is the funniest thread i've ever been in
>>546411256
Also made, ''The Shaq attack''
>>546411474
oh look, someones pretending to be a newfag. i'll give you 1/10 because i'm pissed off that you think that something so fucking lame would piss me off.
stretching aid
There is a resting point at every 5 cm radius increase. Should cater to everyones needs up to 40 cm diameter
We need a 3D printer.
i called him "THE HOLY GRAAL"
>Its a magical dildo, every time you use it it fill up with the blood of christ
>>546410098
see above
>>546408157
>>546411930
Smooth > notched. Trust me, I'm an ass expert.
ARE WE NOT MEN?
fucking imagelimit
>>546412332
>Trust me, I'm an ass expert
>>546412960
Hit by it too
>>546412425
kek 10/10
Holy shit. This is the best fucking thread I've seen in years. I haven't stopped laughing this entire time. Bravo, gents.