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Design me a dildo /b/. I'll get the best one made up, o

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Design me a dildo /b/. I'll get the best one made up, ordered and will delivar pics of it up my ass when it arrives.

Buttplugs also welcome.

http://www.dildo-generator.com/
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this
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UK straight male here.

What I'm looking for is butt plugs that I can leave in all day or even control. What do you faggots recommend?
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You can actually have them made? I thought it was just an app for fun.
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lampshade.
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>>546397807
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>>546397807
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>>546398342
this
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this thing collects all your shit!
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>>546397807
Good luck getting this thing out of your ass
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The Lance
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>>546398847
try getting it in
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The Pawn
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>>546398874
topkek

The poorly designed desklamp
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>>546398997
nice
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>>546398997
awesome.
what are you doing!

market that immediately and start a business.
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>>546398285
It is but you can export the design. I know a dude that will make one up for me.
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I present to you: the obese chinese man.
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>>546397807
>dick fedora
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>>546399318
lol
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>>546399318
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Light your dick with cock-lamp
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Not a dildo, clearly a mushroom model.
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>>546399142
His brother
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put it in you
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I call it the "anal wrecker"

I suppose if you don't like it you can use it as a trashbin
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I love this thread.
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This is a fun shape.
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inovation
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I call it "The Chalice."
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>>546399957
Haha, fuck. My ass would be in ruins.
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>>546400075
Forgot my image.
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I made you a pocket vagina op so instead, you can not be a huge faggot
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>>546399318
Fedora buttplug. This is fantastic.
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>>546400021
The iDildo
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>>546400289
MIght feel a bit odd putting a vagina up my ass.
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>>546397807
I call it... The warhead
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>Using cutting edge technology we have successfully modeled a dildo based on your very own penis.
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>>546399585
>>546399142
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The Bike Seat™
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>>546400421
put it on your dick. It's okay, I'll teach you how to be straight... one step at a time
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>>546399318
+1 vote
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This one has a lot of levels. Like you ay never get it back out.
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>>546398210
Get a glass plug, short not tall, make sure the stem thins enough to keep in and the tail widens nicely. i don't know brands.
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>>546399318
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>>546400586
looks like uss enterprise
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>>546400586
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>>546400793
>>546400793
>>546400793
USS Enterass
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>>546397807
>>546397807
>>546397807
I shall call it, the "Double Dog Dare"
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>>546399318
>Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'buttplug maker'. I'm just a faggot dedicated to shoving large things up my asshole.

>The Fedoraplug™
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Fleshlight. But because, I have a hat lodged inside my rectum.
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>>546400586
Already a registered trademark ?

god damn it!!!!
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>>546401297
Change phony to pony, because pony fleshlights exist.
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cram it in an anus please
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>>546401452
Holy shit yes
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>>546397807
enjoy your 3m dildo OP
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>>546401110
>>546400730

You bleeding, putrid, overfucking achieving sonofa fucking troll-fucking bieber loving bastard. You got me, you made me laugh like a bleeding faggot right in the middle of class while people are presenting their paper.

The irony? Biology students. They are presenting a paper on the sigmoid Colon. Aka the last part of the big intestine berfore the anus/rectum.

You bleeding fucking faggots. Well played. Fuck you all. XD
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>>546398847
it looks like the kinect, lel
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>>546401669
that sir, is a knife
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>>546401669
>3m long
>14cm wide
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>>546401680
>>546401680
>>546401680
Your welcome. :>
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>>546397807
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>>546401452
Holy fucking shit.
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>>546397807
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>>546401778
>your
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>Spontaneously separates!
>Hours of fun!
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>>546401891
>ur
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>>546399040
I thought it was a Peep
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>>546402017
My ring just tightened at the sight of that fucking thing.
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>>546397807
here u go
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>>546399986

laughed so hard at dat filename
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>>546397807
here, a hollow buttplug to double the fun
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>>546397807
inb4 artists sell these things to collectors for millions of dollars. it is minimalist art.
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>>546397807
>dat rigged edge

nope nope nope
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170 cm long, 122 kg. Maybe your mom will finally feel something.
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>>546402991
bro that is a pink ballistic missile warhead. your screenshot makes me want windows ate.
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>>546400586
You're my kind of guy.
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I'll name it "Endless pleasure" by anon
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This plug would be pretty rad.
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Somebody make a tea pot.
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>>546403269
Improved the base so you get some purchase to pull it out again.
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>>546397807
in this moment i am euphoric. not because of any phony god's blessing but because i've designed my own dildo fedora
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>>546403434
Don't need that shit, nigger.
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>>546399318
>>546403450
asshole beat me to it
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>>546402991
>122kg
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>>546399318
This is ingenious
Also painful
mfw if a negro threatened me with a gun and told me to jam that up my butt
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LOL
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>>546403303
It's not 3dsmax.
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'The Tac Pin'
So everybody knows who faggot OP is.
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>>546403935
SAY MY NAME
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>>546397807
Here you go OP, I did my best. I actually would like to have this thing myself now...
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dose barbs
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May the force be with you
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>>546404431
Fuck, a lot of force.
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>>546397807
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>>546401680
>doesn't know what irony is
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>>546397807
cuz ur a feget
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>>546397807
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>>546403935
EDIT
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Introducing: The Cloud City™
Now you too can save Luke Skywalker with your ass.
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This can be taken as gentle or as fierce as one would like.
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ready for battle
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>>546404862
The bottom... why? I mean at that point really... why? Haha.

I lol'd anon.
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>>546401452
I thought it was a pink Solid Snake from the thumbnail.
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I call it the rapier
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>>546404789
fucking brilliant
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>>546404926
>>546405191
lances r kewler
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As a teen i spent hours marvelling at the fact i could share words with people across the globe as i dialled up to AOL.

I never thought i'd be designing dildos with people around the world years later.

A tear wells up at the realisation of the pure beauty of it all.
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>>546404983

did you take a look at one of the more serious submissions? >>546404397
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>>546405435
Yes m8, that is a thing of majesty.
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>>546397807
BaseBall Batt...
Your mom got 3 of this model.
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I present to you, the Goblet of Fire.
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>>546405404
sauce on that shrek background pic
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Anus: The final frontier.
A dildo to reach places no man reached before.
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>>546405404
It is really something amazing we are witnessing here. Being a part of something people 80 years ago could have only dreamt of.
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>>546405661
8/10 would kek again
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>>546405661
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>>546405661
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Argh!
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>>546397807
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I tried to base it off of my dick but had no clue what I was doing so I made TheMartiniGlass instead.
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Every Noble Knight requires a weapon and they don't come better than the Lance-a-lot.

Let no orifices remain unslain.
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>>546405661
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>>546397807
i call it the kidney tickeler
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>>546404789
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>>546406397
say, that's pretty good. i'd put it in my ass any old day.
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>>546400793
To boldly go...
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if no one else has yet, i'd like to post this picture because it fits so well.

see? a double pun.
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Parabolic antenna
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>>546406180
What the fuck is up with that dick?
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>>546406180
The UFO
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>>546406848
i call it the skwissgaar tickler
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>>546406943
phimosis
the only true, good reason to get circumcised. religion isnt one
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>>546399283
hahaha
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this one is so fucking hot
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I call it... Just The Tip
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Here. Don't make any sudden movements.
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SHOVE A MAC PRO UP IN YOUR ASS FAGGOT
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i went way out there and made on that looks more like a dick
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>>546407406
kek'd
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>>546397807
I made the perfect one for you OP
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>>546397807
you can thank me later
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>>546407570
This one really puts the "rape" in "rapier"
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Introducing: The Jesus

I don't know how it works but it does
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Ladies and Gentleman - BulletBill
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I call it "The Stealth Expander"
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>>546407570
>filename
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>>546407570
it shall be called. 'the jouster'
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>>546408005
except thats a rapier/raper not a lance dumb faggot
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the hound
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cactus
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>>546399318
Been there, done that.
There was a thread on this a week ago.
Your is better, though.
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One for a true patriot
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this thread has obliterated my sides
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>>546408237
/thread
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>>546408237
did you say... patriot?
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"The Shell"
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Not sure what to call this.
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Hollow with 1mm thick hull. As a bonus, you can use it as a reusable condom or a fleshlight
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>>546408568
Maybe I should upload the pic as well.
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I call this one the arrow head you can use both sides to fuck yourself and as a bonus you can use it as a bludgeoning weapon a la saints row
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>>546397807
This one I did the other day
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>>546399318
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>>546408568
getting weird flashbacks here...
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>>546408607
The All-Seeing Eye

It can even see deep inside you
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>>546397807
>order

How much do those guys charge - have you ordered from them before?

>mfw when I added the dimensions of my largest plug and the weight matches exactly
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>>546408607
eye of cthulhu
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from the archives:

The Euphoric Gentleman
(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)
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>>546397807
so many fags in this thread
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>>546401669
perfect for your mom
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>>546408237
Mine didn't turn out as planned.
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>>546409081
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The Btard
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>>546409010
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>>546409031
>in a thread about fake penises
>complains about faggots

oh look, one of those fags is you!
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have fun
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>>546408629
>analprobe.png
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>>546409218
THIS
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just like mine, enjoy
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I call this the 'fingercylinder'
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>>546398981
http://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34?t=5s
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>>546397807
Here you go OP.
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Looks as it could have a soft outer shell surrounding a solid rubber core.
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>>546409364
i wonder if anyone has ever had a small enough penis to fuck a finger box

just imagine, nigger. just imagine. they would have no worries about their penis size or about being a virgin, because they could fuck their fingerbox
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/fit/ edition
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This one requires you to defy the laws of physics
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>>546409654
Too many drugs... too many...
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>>546402043
>a fgt
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>>546409654

I don't know about that but I bet quite a few have tried
>>
File: redrocket.png (78KB, 512x768px)
redrocket.png
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honestly, I thought /b/ was full of furfags and nobody posts a dog dildo or mentions dragon dildos
>>
File: NATO-shell.png (130KB, 1044x768px)
NATO-shell.png
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5.56 x 45mm Standard NATO

CAPTCHA: The Toucable
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>>546402884
Niggers gently flicked your anus
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>>546404617
no muss, no fuss

Eat anything you want and Still.Have.Anal.Fun.

It's just that easy
>>
File: cake.png (169KB, 1105x829px)
cake.png
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The Wedding Cake
(patent pending)
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File: lulzstretch.png (118KB, 1042x774px)
lulzstretch.png
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spike and stretch
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>>546405661
this man has talent
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>>546398408
>>546398515
These two go together.
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>>546410152
thats real fuckin NATO
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mic.png
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mic
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File: rocket engine.png (88KB, 1038x804px)
rocket engine.png
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>>
File: Shot Injector.jpg (42KB, 862x594px)
Shot Injector.jpg
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"Shot Injector™". May be used with a variety of substances as long as they are dissolved in liquid. Shot Injector™ also comes with an on-the-go refilling point at the bottom. With this innovative design the party never ends.
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cummando.png
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>>546409691
/k/ edition
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>>546409010
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>>546409010
>(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)

fucking brilliant
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>>546410590
looks like a dog dick... should call it the "K9 Shot Injector"
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File: Unavngivet.png (99KB, 1034x749px)
Unavngivet.png
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I call this one ''The Darth In-vader''
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>>546408021
A+ man

That's beautiful
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File: fds.jpg (227KB, 1920x1080px)
fds.jpg
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enjoy your open ass little slut
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>>546398874
PERFECT ID
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>>546411041
>>
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Yakov_Smirnoff-3.jpg
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>>546409081
Twin Towers destroy YOU!
>>
The breiFIST.
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>>546409691
/power squats
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>>546409654

What's a finger box?? :)
>>
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intruder747.png
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>>546409081
Something is missing
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>>>546397807 (OP)
this is the funniest thread i've ever been in
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File: The shaq attack.png (695KB, 1037x770px)
The shaq attack.png
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>>546411256
Also made, ''The Shaq attack''
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>>546411474
oh look, someones pretending to be a newfag. i'll give you 1/10 because i'm pissed off that you think that something so fucking lame would piss me off.
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File: stretching_aid.png (97KB, 1042x778px)
stretching_aid.png
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stretching aid

There is a resting point at every 5 cm radius increase. Should cater to everyones needs up to 40 cm diameter
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We need a 3D printer.
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Untitled1.png
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i called him "THE HOLY GRAAL"

>Its a magical dildo, every time you use it it fill up with the blood of christ
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>>546410098
see above
>>546408157
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>>546411930

Smooth > notched. Trust me, I'm an ass expert.
>>
File: WEAREDEVO.png (63KB, 480x566px)
WEAREDEVO.png
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ARE WE NOT MEN?
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fucking imagelimit
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>>546412332
>Trust me, I'm an ass expert
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>>546412960
Hit by it too
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>>546412425
kek 10/10
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Holy shit. This is the best fucking thread I've seen in years. I haven't stopped laughing this entire time. Bravo, gents.
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